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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,400 - If you bottle up your feelings, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,980 you'll end up doing something stupid like I did. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,660 - What did you do? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,220 I can't wait around for Mister. Right forever. 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,660 - Your son is not a joke, he's brave, 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,800 he's sweet and he deserves a dad who respects him. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,820 - Dad, stop messing around, it's not funny. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,456 - He's not messing around, he's gone into arrest. 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,300 - One of my team's just lost their dad. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,680 Bloody hell, who died? 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,700 Oh yeah. 12 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,720 - Do you wanna sign the card for Maleek? 13 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,500 - You've not left much space for anybody else. 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,240 - Once we started, the feelings just came pouring out. 15 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,700 - Is that all you're gonna write? 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,800 Why don't you just spit on his head? 17 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,700 - You think it's a bit soon 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,300 to have Maleek coming back to work? 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,940 - No, probably, but we're stretched. 20 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,496 I'm even having to ride an ambulance with you, 21 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,580 you big hairy twat. 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,420 - Think you'll cope without your desk, 23 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,820 pen pusher? 24 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,296 - Think you'll cope without your bike and stabilisers, 25 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,320 prick? 26 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,380 Oh, sorry about your dad, Maleek. 27 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,620 - Yeah. 28 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,900 - You probably feel like... 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,496 You feel like you're in a strange space 30 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,660 at the moment but it comes and goes in waves. 31 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,660 Two years from now, you know, 32 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,220 that's when it gets really bad. 33 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,180 And then you sort of go into free fall 34 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,580 and then your head goes and you try and get it back, but. 35 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,180 - Yeah, thanks. 36 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,260 - We are all here for you, mate. 37 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,140 - Thank you. 38 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,240 Who are you? 39 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:37,280 - Gary, I work here! 40 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,400 - Look, I don't know your dad. 41 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,160 - Okay, enough chat, everyone off, go. 42 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,740 Thanks for coming back so soon. 43 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,816 We'll try to make today easy, cover all the cat ones 44 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,136 and pick up the slack for you, yeah? 45 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,420 - Thank you. 46 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,660 - That said, 47 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,500 job's a job, so you might see some horrible shit. 48 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,340 Touch wood though. 49 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:13,100 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 50 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:18,140 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 51 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:22,900 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 52 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,920 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 53 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,700 - Yeah, I ordered a massive bellend 54 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,300 and, oh, I'm terribly sorry, it has just got here. 55 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,340 - That's good, I'd like to order 56 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,780 a blonde paramedic control freak. 57 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,620 Oh, hang on, 58 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,720 she's here already because she's a control freak. 59 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,720 - Strap in, you strap on. 60 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,220 - How's my guy? 61 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,320 I've be so worried about you, 62 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,100 I don't know if you've got my text. 63 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,420 - Yep. 64 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,580 - So sorry about the first one. 65 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,460 I genuinely thought LOL meant lots of love. 66 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,420 How was the funeral? 67 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,860 - It's a funeral, sad, stood up, said a few words, 68 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,400 spat some bars, had everyone in tears. 69 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,020 - Felt bad about missing it, but you didn't invite me, 70 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,120 so I didn't know where it was. 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,880 I thought you might blame me for what happened. 72 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,340 Crazy, aye? 73 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,136 - Sorry, I'm looking for a women who works here? 74 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,056 Helen, it's actually really important that I find her 75 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,120 and I honestly don't say things are really important 76 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,040 when they're not because I'm really find 77 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,256 that sort of stuff really fake. 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,700 - I do remember a Helen from the Lewisham depot. 79 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,340 Why don't I give them a bell? 80 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,260 - Gary? 81 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,960 Step away from the school shooter and get in, in! 82 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:41,840 - Sorry. - Now! 83 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,880 - 451 Papa Kilo, got a fainter at the market. 84 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,840 - You just hold that on there, love. 85 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,740 No wonder you fainted if you've not eaten since breakfast. 86 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,260 - Guys, just so you know, anything you want, totally free. 87 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,980 - Oh, thanks! 88 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,500 - Anything for you NHS heroes. 89 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,380 - Thanks. 90 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,620 - Maleek? 91 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,620 - Oh nah, I'm not hungry. 92 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,460 - What? 93 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,680 It's free food, just like lockdown. 94 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,220 - I don't want it. 95 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,620 - No to free food? 96 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,620 You're the reason Krispy Kreme's 97 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,160 stopped giving paramedics free donuts. 98 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,700 - Right, fine, 99 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,020 I'll have a double chicken burger with cheese. 100 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:29,120 And sweet potato fries and a Coke, full fat. 101 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,180 ♪ Run, smile and go, smile and go ♪ 102 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,900 ♪ The sun comes down, smile and go, smile and go ♪ 103 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,540 - It's rough on Maleek, 104 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,660 it's hard coming back 105 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,760 when your whole world's just, Boom! 106 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,280 - He'll be okay. 107 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:49,700 Won't he? 108 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,900 I mean, how long does grief take? 109 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,776 - Oh well, you cant' put a time scale on it really. 110 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,800 - No? 111 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,620 Have a bash. 112 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,060 - Karen died 10 years ago and sometimes I'm completely fine. 113 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,696 Next minute, boom, I've gone down the hole. 114 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,780 - Yeah, I've seen it. 115 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,376 You know what, I think the best thing for Maleek 116 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,620 would be to just get over it, move on. 117 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,460 - Right. 118 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,220 - Shouldn't he try to be happy? 119 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,440 I don't know, maybe find someone new, 120 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,340 there could be someone new right under his nose 121 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,920 right now that he's never thought of, 122 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,700 that's there waiting to love him, look after him, 123 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,780 make him happy again. 124 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,880 - What, a new dad? 125 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,560 - No, not, not, not a new dad. 126 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,576 Can we talk about something else please, Loz? 127 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,180 'Cause you're sending me down the hole now. 128 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,100 - All right Debbie, 129 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,140 I'm just gonna lift you up a bit, all right? 130 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,320 Here we go, there we go. 131 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,180 You're applying for a transfer? 132 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,440 - It's none of your business. 133 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,020 - You're my partner, this is my business. 134 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,020 You can't just leave. 135 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,700 - Listen, I'm just done, I'm done with these streets. 136 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,060 That's why I wanna transfer, see if I could get switched 137 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:16,540 to control room or Foot Locker. 138 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,376 - I don't think you can get a direct transfer 139 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,220 to Foot Locker. 140 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,100 Anyway, you can't give up. 141 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,460 - I'm safer on the phones 142 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,540 than I am out here with my kiss of death. 143 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,020 - Death's part of the job. 144 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:34,120 It hurts, but you just have to get up and move on. 145 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,540 - Yeah, my dad isn't moving on, is he? 146 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,416 - What are your hobbies and interests? 147 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,340 - Oh well, I like walking. 148 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,180 - Lovely. 149 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,060 - Reading. 150 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,220 - Yeah, great! 151 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,740 Breathing? 152 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,600 Universal interests there, Loz. 153 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,380 - Yeah. - Anything else? 154 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,580 - Music, do you like music? 155 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,960 - Never been into music actually, no never got into that. 156 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,860 National anthem. 157 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,500 - You like that? - Love that! 158 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,656 Rule Britannia. - Well, that's- 159 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,220 - Of course. - That's music, I suppose. 160 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,380 - Classic. 161 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,576 - 358, Lima Charlie, 162 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,420 got a forties female, damaged ankle, 163 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,540 says it's probably nothing. 164 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,820 - Ow, oh! 165 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,140 I mean it's probably nothing and I just can't move it. 166 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,340 - Is mummy gonna be okay? 167 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,740 - Of course she is. 168 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,300 - Yes, we're gonna have to look 169 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,300 at mummy's leg in the hospital. 170 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,580 - You know what that means. 171 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:27,700 You are gonna go for a ride in an ambulance, you lucky girl. 172 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,580 Do you wanna grab some toys, 173 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,820 in case there's a bit of a wait? 174 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,020 Just ponies? 175 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,740 Aw, you got any transformers, mum? 176 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,296 - All units we got a women in labour 177 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,460 on the Victoria line, please respond. 178 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,420 - 440 Alpha Romeo here. 179 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,816 Maybe it could be good for Maleek 180 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,220 to get over a loss of life with a birth? 181 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,080 - Yeah, nice idea. 182 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,980 But what if it gets messy? 183 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,260 - Yeah true, that'll break him. 184 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:53,140 - Guys, you're all coming through very loud and clear. 185 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,060 - 448 Hotel Uniform here, we'll take it. 186 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,456 - You're half an hour away. 187 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,220 - Can do it in five. 188 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,300 - 451, you're the closest we've got. 189 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,460 - I know you're scared, but we have to take it. 190 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,980 You've fallen off the horse, 191 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,900 best thing is get back on. 192 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,736 - No that's rubbish, if you fall off a horse you shouldn't 193 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:12,260 be getting back on no bludclart horse. 194 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,780 - We'll take it. 195 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,700 - Daryls, you got too, 196 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,176 might need you there if Maleek freaks out 197 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,620 or whatever and everyone dies. 198 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,740 - Still loud and clear, guys. 199 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,340 - You having fun, Jo? 200 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,020 - Uh, I'm not Jo, I am Twilight Sparkle. 201 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,500 - Thanks for staying. 202 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,620 - Are you guys married? 203 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,580 - Married? 204 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,980 Me and him, are you mad? 205 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,980 No way. 206 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,220 - Why aren't you married? 207 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,060 - Sorry. 208 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:49,040 - Well, I was married once, but then my wife, she died. 209 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,300 - Daddy died too. 210 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,320 - Don't worry she tells everyone that, 211 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,500 it's the best thing that ever happened to her 212 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,480 expect it's not, it's kind of a personal tragedy. 213 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,820 - I'm very sorry to hear that. 214 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,460 - Why did you think we were married? 215 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,560 What can you see? 216 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,860 What can you see? 217 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,736 - All Trains, all change here. 218 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,180 The train is halting... 219 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,220 - Excuse me everybody, move! 220 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,320 - Paramedics coming through. - Nothing to see here. 221 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,020 - Oh! 222 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,700 - What's your name? 223 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,140 - No, I'm not having this baby on the tube, 224 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,100 that it not part of the birth plan! 225 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,620 - I think that train might have left the station now, love. 226 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,220 - No! 227 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,620 - Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, this doesn't feel right. 228 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,256 I told you we shouldn't have taken the call, 229 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,656 what if I can't do it, what if it goes wrong? 230 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,540 - You'll be fine. 231 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,500 - Wendy's gonna take charge and deliver the baby, 232 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,020 yeah, because I'm better at, you know, at the top, 233 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,420 doing the small talk. 234 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,980 Hey Nicole, did you know... 235 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,580 - Yeah? 236 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,820 - My fox saw my cousin, 237 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,340 my cousin saw a fox on the Underground. 238 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,300 - Right, I can't do this, 239 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,020 I'm supposed to be having this baby at home. 240 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,860 - We're gonna get you through this. 241 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,380 Just you me and the doctors. 242 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,780 - Paramedic. 243 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,460 - It'll feel just like home. 244 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,300 - Okay. 245 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,140 - Come on, have a bang on that. 246 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,240 Yeah, you take some drugs. 247 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,820 - That's it, all lovely and calm now. 248 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,460 - Who the hell is that? 249 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,776 - Sorry excuse me, we're in the middle of something here. 250 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,620 - And I'm also in the middle of something. 251 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,860 - You wanna do my job? 252 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,700 You wanna do my job? 253 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,500 Take it. - No, 254 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,380 I don't wanna do your job. 255 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,336 - I don't tell you people to stop arresting my people. 256 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,580 - What? 257 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,580 I'm a paramedic, not police! 258 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,980 Look, just get out, out, now Sir, out! 259 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,860 - God will deal with you. 260 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,100 - What the hell? 261 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,300 - Is this going to Brixton? 262 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,420 - Nevermind. - Yeah, yeah. 263 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,380 - You're really good with kids. 264 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,820 - Calling me a nonce? 265 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,776 - I've never seen you like that, you were great with her. 266 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,860 - You ever want that? 267 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,980 Kids? 268 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,340 Being a dad? 269 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,580 - Oh, once upon a time, 270 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,420 but no not now, that ship's sailed, I think. 271 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:14,180 - Can't see yourself with little Lawrences running about? 272 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,020 Teaching them to fire their first air gun. 273 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,720 Taking them to the rugby club to cheer their mum on. 274 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,540 - Well I think about it, kids were always part of the plan, 275 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,380 I suppose. 276 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,220 - There you go then. 277 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,860 - But then so was Karen. 278 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,020 - Who? 279 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,120 Oh yeah, dead wife. 280 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,060 No 'cause you always say, oh Karen, 281 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,980 just inside you were like, oh Karen, you know, 282 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,060 always like, all of a sudden everything's fine 283 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,060 and then Karen. - Yeah. 284 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,160 - Loz has got a dead wife. 285 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,896 - 448, Hotel Uniform, 286 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,460 postman reported a woman in distress, 287 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:51,060 please attend and wait for police. 288 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,460 - Wake up and let us in. 289 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,140 They better be dead messing us around like this. 290 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,200 - I really think you need to start channelling your anger. 291 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,960 - Channelled, why are we waiting? 292 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,700 - For a forced entry, we need the police. 293 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,700 - I have had enough of waiting, waiting is the Gary way, 294 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,120 slow, useless, probably impotent. 295 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,960 - Actually, all tip top in that department. 296 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,820 I think my Trish sometimes wishes I was less potent. 297 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,300 - Fuck the police! 298 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,900 - The heads out! 299 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,940 - Oh, your baby has a head! 300 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,480 - Final push Nicole, come on! 301 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,220 - Okay, there you go, there you go. 302 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,940 - Still just the head. 303 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,420 Big push Nicole. 304 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,340 - Come on, come on, yeah. 305 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,440 What? 306 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,820 Watch out. 307 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,020 What's going on? 308 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,580 - Shoulders won't come. 309 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,320 It's okay Nicole, I just need to radio for advice. 310 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,580 - Just keep breathing, just keep breathing. 311 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,060 - 358, Lima Charlie, 312 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,220 yeah we've got a problem, the shoulders aren't coming, 313 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,100 they seem to be jammed. 314 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,580 I've never had this before 315 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,260 and I might be slightly spinning out 316 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,100 because I can't seem to stop talking and please advise. 317 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,820 - Received okay, Wendy, 318 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,860 it sounds like you've got a shoulder dystocia, 319 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,020 we need to get the baby out of there pronto. 320 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,020 - Oh God. 321 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,100 - See, I told you I'm cursed. 322 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,500 We shouldn't have taken a call, 323 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,340 I should be in Foot Locker. 324 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,960 - Look, I'll take the lead, we can do this, all right? 325 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,960 Whatever happens, this is on me, all right? 326 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,100 - I'm not even going to point out 327 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,540 what you've done wrong there. 328 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,540 I think you've got a fairly good idea anyway. 329 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,900 Now let's get you out. 330 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,980 - I'm fine, I'm fine! 331 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,900 - Kareshma, the only way we get your foot out of there 332 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,260 with no major damage is to let me take over. 333 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:50,220 - You are not saving me, I'd rather bleed out. 334 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,980 - You'd rather die than I help you? 335 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,780 - Yes, what I need to do, 336 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:59,880 is if I could just lift that up to. 337 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,940 - Oh, she's gone. 338 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,820 - Get the patient on their back. 339 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,820 - It's all right Nicole, everything's gonna be all right. 340 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,460 - Knees to the chest. 341 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,980 - Lift her knees up, ever so slowly, there you go. 342 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,660 - Now you're gonna want to apply a lot 343 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,340 of pressure on the abdomen. 344 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440 - Three, two, one. 345 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,020 - Still not coming. 346 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,820 - Okay, you're gonna need to go in manually 347 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,920 to get the shoulder out. - Carl! 348 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,420 - Carl! 349 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,696 - It's all right Nicole, you're gonna be all right okay? 350 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,340 - Nothing to worry about. 351 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,740 Nice and calm, nice and calm. 352 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,660 - Any idea when we might be moving? 353 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,060 - Can anybody not involved 354 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,000 in delivering this baby just fuck off! 355 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,860 Thank you! 356 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,980 - Let's get you some painkillers. 357 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,080 - I can do it myself. 358 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,320 - Straight in the vein, well done. 359 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,580 - There you go, come on, come on. 360 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,060 - I need you to do it. 361 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:02,860 - What? 362 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,456 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't try it. 363 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,096 You think you're smart pretending you can't do it 364 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,860 so I have to, I told you I'm done. 365 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,180 - I'm not pretending, I can't do it. 366 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,576 So I need you to step up because a life's depending on this. 367 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600 - No Wendy! 368 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,060 - Nearly there, so nearly there. 369 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,160 - Okay. 370 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,100 - Maleek's taking over. 371 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,940 - Shit! 372 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,820 Maleek, you can do this. 373 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,660 - Disagree, Jo. 374 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,180 Hold on and I can be there in twenty minutes. 375 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,340 - You can't walk. 376 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,340 Don't worry Maleek, you've got this. 377 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,000 - Thank you, who is this? 378 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,960 - Gary, you came to my 50th at the golf club. 379 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,140 - We're parking up outside if you need us. 380 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,656 - This ain't about you Darrell, bruv. 381 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,980 - Maleek, you're one of a kind. 382 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,820 - We love you, Maleek. 383 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,980 - Radio silence everyone, 384 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,100 Maleek you need to get the baby out of there now. 385 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,200 Work that shoulder out. 386 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,300 - Oh, it's the last pringle in the tube. 387 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400 - What? 388 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,380 - Pringle? 389 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,700 - It's the last pringle, 390 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,700 no one was able to get the last pringle 391 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,920 out of the bottom of the tube, except me. 392 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,320 It's a special skill, my dad taught me. 393 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,100 - Did he say Pringles? 394 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,200 - I heard pringle. 395 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,180 - It's all right. 396 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,060 - Hello? 397 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,160 How are you doing guys? 398 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,320 How are you doing guys, hello? 399 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,820 - Oh! - Yes, get in there! 400 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,520 - Here she comes. 401 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,920 - Hello, I'm your daddy. 402 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,180 ♪ Stay up, pray up ♪ 403 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,220 - I need a hug. 404 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,140 ♪ Pray up, stay up ♪ 405 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,140 ♪ Pray up ♪ 406 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,320 - You did amazing, you did brilliant. 407 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,140 ♪ Pray up, stay up, pray up ♪ 408 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,940 - Sod it, can't have a birth and no cigars. 409 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,980 Another family starting on their journey. 410 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:25,820 - Magic. 411 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,580 - Seems a shame to write that off from your life. 412 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,220 - I see what you're doing. 413 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,656 - Well, wouldn't she have wanted that for you? 414 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,820 What's her name? 415 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,060 Karen. 416 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,160 A family? 417 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,000 - Probably, no, course she would. 418 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,240 - I forgot the bloody lighter. 419 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,900 - Do they do menthol? 420 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,720 - I don't think so Loz, there's a sign there 421 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,260 that says it's not a shop for absolute pussies. 422 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,420 - I was like, I'm getting you out of there, my yute 423 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,820 then pow, pop that baby out the pumpum real quick. 424 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,420 - That's not how I remember it. 425 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,260 - What you remember? 426 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,380 You was on bare drugs. 427 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,080 - We were wondering if you had any name suggestions? 428 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,800 - Rah, there is one name, 429 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,560 someone really special to me. 430 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,560 Obi, it means knife or soup. 431 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,340 - Obi, any others? 432 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,140 - Well, you were on the Victoria line, 433 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,620 so what about Victoria? 434 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,800 - Focus on the road, Wendy! 435 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,420 - What about Wendy? 436 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,620 - No, shut up that's shit! 437 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,736 Come on, she didn't even do anything! 438 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,060 - No, we're gonna go with Wendy. 439 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,980 - Aw thanks! 440 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960 - No, there is no Helen. 441 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,460 Have you got a photo? 442 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,420 - Yes, but my phones dead, can I come in and charge it? 443 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,500 It needs to be an official Apple charger though 444 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,320 because I was reading about 445 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,940 how dangers unofficial chargers are 446 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,736 when you use them with official Apple products. 447 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,080 This phone's only two months old, is that okay? 448 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,440 - Of course it's not. 449 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,640 Later, bellend. 450 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,540 - Thanks for today. 451 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,580 - Oh, what for carrying South London's shittest paramedic? 452 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,440 - No for everything, you know, you're right. 453 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,700 I need to start living, give love a chance. 454 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,800 Even just some shit dates, 455 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,120 gotta put myself back out there. 456 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,660 - Mate! - Yeah, on the scene. 457 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,660 - Mate! - Oh yeah, 458 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,416 I couldn't have got here without your help, 459 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:39,440 so thank you and I'll see you tomorrow. 460 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,200 - Oh fuck! 461 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,460 Lawrence! 462 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560 - Yeah? 463 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,280 - Let's go for a drink, me and you. 464 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,060 - Ah yeah, I'd like that. 465 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,120 - Great, great. 466 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,020 - I can't tonight though 467 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,480 'cause I've got a sort of date thing. 468 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,080 Remember Polly, the mum from this morning? 469 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,120 She gave me her number. 470 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,380 I was gonna bin it and then, well I didn't 471 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,880 because you got me thinking. 472 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:19,740 - I did? 473 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,580 - You did. 474 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,380 - I did, great, well, well done me. 475 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,780 - I can't remember the last time I was nervous like this. 476 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,900 You know when you feel like you might throw up. 477 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,220 - Yeah, yeah know it well. 478 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,740 - Is this crazy? 479 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,620 Am I rushing in? 480 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,720 Is it too soon? 481 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,440 - Well, no, you should go. 482 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,200 It'll be really good for you. 483 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,520 - You're right. 484 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,360 I'm gonna go for it, okay, how do I look? 485 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120 See ya. 486 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,880 - Yo Wends, quickly, look, thanks for having my back. 487 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,500 Seriously, there was a moment back there before 488 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:15,260 I went all baby saving, superhero, Super Saiyan God, 489 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,220 that I started to doubt myself 490 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,940 and I needed my hype woman to bring me back. 491 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,420 - Happy to help. 492 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,520 - Also, thank you for what you said about me to my dad. 493 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:34,560 Meant a lot, for a minute, then he died, but thanks anyway. 494 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,060 Oh, I don't know what you're doing, 495 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,736 but I thought you might wanna come back to mine 496 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,760 for a munch? 497 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,180 Well my mum's house, she kind of wants to see you, 498 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,200 so you haven't really got a choice. 499 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,020 - Yeah, I'd like that. 500 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:47,860 - Then let's roll! 501 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,080 - Oh my god, mummy! 502 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,180 - Spencer? 503 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,020 - Why are you in London? 504 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,700 - I live here now, it's complicated. 505 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,060 - Wait, mummy? 506 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,696 Why is this grown man calling you mummy? 507 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,580 I thought he knew you were here. 508 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,500 - Well... 509 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,660 - Is it something we did? 510 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,100 We thought you'd been kidnapped. 511 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,020 - Hey, Wendy you took the bin out and didn't come back? 512 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,020 You did a runner? 513 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:10,860 - Wendy? 514 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,580 I think you'll find she's called Helen. 515 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,360 She doesn't mind being called Hels though, 516 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,700 like as in Hells bells or Hell. 517 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,920 - All right Spencer, I can explain everything, 518 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,980 I just need to get something from the ambulance. 519 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,220 - Maleek, can you just help me get something 520 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,040 from the ambulance? - What do you mean help you? 521 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,540 Who is this grown man child? 522 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,460 You have got some explaining to do, madame. 523 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,460 - Just drive. 524 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,180 - All right, don't rush. - Quickly! 525 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,280 - Just, one minute. 526 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,740 Oh my god, you made that couple call their baby 527 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,616 some dry old lady name and it's not even your name! 528 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,940 - I don't want to talk about it. 529 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,300 - Are you even from Emmerdale? 530 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,540 - Nottingham! 531 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,936 Emmerdale's not even a real place! 532 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,340 - Don't get aggy with me. 533 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,860 I don't even know who you are! 534 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,240 What do I call you from henceforth? 535 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,656 - Henceforth you call me Wendy, 536 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,480 as you've always called me Wendy. 537 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,380 - No brother, nah brother, don't know who you are. 538 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,980 Could be Benjamin for all I know. 539 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:20,220 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 540 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,260 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 541 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:26,380 ♪ I loved you to the hill when you were mine ♪ 542 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,820 ♪ But time has passed since I saw you last ♪ 543 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,500 ♪ And that's just fine ♪ 544 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:36,300 ♪ I got someone else to ease the pain that you left behind ♪ 545 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:41,400 ♪ But whatever you make to say a man like me ♪ 38725

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