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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,180 ♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪ 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,340 ♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪ 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,140 ♪ Ella, ella, eh- ♪ 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,620 - Hey, look you're ruining Rihanna for me. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,420 You've taken a song about sexy umbrellas 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,140 and deaded it with your whining vocals. 7 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,580 - Choirmaster Greg says I've got a very soothing voice. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,220 - Nobody cares about your cry for help dread choir. 9 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,540 - My choir is not dread. 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,860 Unless dread means amazing fun. 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,100 You should join. 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,216 - Nah, I'll give it a miss, thanks. 13 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,736 - It's okay if you're not a good singer. 14 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,420 It's more of a social club. 15 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,520 It's funny, actually. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,480 Matheli from the choir, said we should be called 17 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,500 a wine club who sometimes sing. 18 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,160 - I don't care. 19 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,460 I don't care. 20 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,060 Anyway, I can sing. 21 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,220 I was the lead in every school play. 22 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,980 - What happened? 23 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,700 - Things that big man don't talk about. 24 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,216 All I know is I swore on my mum's life 25 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,240 I'd never sing again. 26 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,060 - What? Not even "Happy Birthday?" 27 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,740 - Nope. I just say that. 28 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,220 Happy birthday to you. 29 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,100 Happy birthday to you. 30 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,496 Happy birthday, you little idiot. 31 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,580 Happy birthday to you. 32 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,540 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 33 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,020 ♪ Yeah ♪ 34 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,700 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 35 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,060 ♪ Yeah ♪ 36 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,080 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 37 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,480 - Let's try and get this boot off. 38 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,400 - Can you sign this quickly? 39 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,460 - I swear on my life and reputation, 40 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,560 Kareshma will not let you down. 41 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,740 This has my name on it. 42 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,800 - Fine, I need a letter of recommendation from you 43 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,216 for the management training course. 44 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,300 - I can't recommend you for management training. 45 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,940 You've only been in the job eight weeks. 46 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,700 Right. 47 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,800 Off we pop. 48 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,980 Oh! 49 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,400 Looks like one little piggy has gone to market. 50 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,720 Oh, you found it. Well done you. 51 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:07,000 ♪ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ♪ 52 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,100 Come on, join in. 53 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,340 - Never gonna happen. 54 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,060 - Me and my Spencer used to sing together, Girls Aloud. 55 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,256 Maybe you could be like that- 56 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,900 - Look, don't compare me to your messed up son. 57 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,740 I get it. 58 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,660 You're sad 'cause he never calls you often, 59 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,056 but I ain't tapping in for that brother. 60 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,780 - Oh, please. Just one song. 61 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,020 - No. 62 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,780 Look, the only time I'll ever sing again 63 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,940 will be at my wife's funeral. 64 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,660 Yeah, the priest will be like, 65 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,140 "Rihanna's husband wanted to say a few words." 66 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,340 And I'll get up, grab the mic and sing Boyz II Men 67 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,820 "End of the Road," do you get me? 68 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,580 - I don't know that one. How's it go? 69 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,540 - Nice try. 70 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,940 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 71 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,980 - Fuck's sake. 72 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,140 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 73 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,240 ♪ That saved a wretch like thee ♪ 74 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,020 - Hey, hey, hey! 75 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:54,860 Yeah. 76 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,540 We're gonna shut that shit down before I switch. 77 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,720 - You should join my choir. 78 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,740 - We prefer karaoke. 79 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,460 - We do Lucky Voice twice a week. 80 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,460 - Well, I karaoke. 81 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,740 - It's a private booth. 82 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,776 - Okay, make sure they're freeing up space For your guy. 83 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,160 Other two can wait. 84 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,120 You need to get rid of this one, yesterday. 85 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,220 Seems faster to hand over to Argos. 86 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,100 - Wow. Feisty and fit, huh? 87 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,580 Hey, if you can shit Mars bars, 88 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,580 you might just be my dream lass. 89 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,680 - Piss off, mate. 90 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,660 - Oh, is this harried? Sorry. 91 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,580 I was only flirtin' with ya. 92 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,420 - Oh, right. 93 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,260 Cheers. Didn't realise. 94 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,140 Don't get flirted with often, but you got nice legs. 95 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,540 What time do they open? 96 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,340 - Jo. - Carl. 97 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,900 - Shiny boots, Carl. 98 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,740 Ex-Army? 99 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:45,840 - Aye. Armoured corps. 100 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:46,660 - Nice. 101 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,820 Remind me, was it 2010? 102 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,400 When they started letting pussies in? 103 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,680 It must've been if you got in. 104 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,900 - There it is. 105 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,340 You've got good banter, Jo. 106 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,260 - Thanks. Yes. 107 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,240 - Don't suppose I could get your number? 108 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,020 - Yeah, yeah. 109 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,060 - You know, just in case I need a paramedic. 110 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,040 Do tend to suffer from a swelling in some areas. 111 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:01,820 - Yeah. Yeah. 112 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,920 It's 078452... 113 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,880 Swelling. I get it. 114 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,420 Your cock? 115 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,240 - Yeah, I was on about me cock. 116 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,900 - Funny. 117 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,820 - Yo, dad, what's up? 118 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,980 - I need you to fix the wifi immediately. 119 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,080 - I can't. I'm working. 120 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,780 - You can pop by. 121 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,420 - No, I literally can't. 122 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,656 I've got sick people to deal with. 123 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,680 Emergencies. 124 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,800 - A father is an emergency. 125 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,180 - All right, fine. 126 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,280 I'll pop by tonight. 127 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,520 - Is that why you didn't sing? 128 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,660 Did your dad forbid it? 129 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,860 When all you wanted to do was express yourself? 130 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,260 - Yo, I'm not Billy Elliot. 131 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,660 - I can't give a reference to something I don't believe in. 132 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,580 I don't see what your rush is anyway. 133 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,980 - If I'm rushing it's because 134 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,000 I've waited long enough already. 135 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,580 I should be a doctor by now 136 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,460 but glandular fever got in my way, 137 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,940 ruined my A Levels, stole my destiny. 138 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,260 - Well, I tell you what, I'll write your letter. 139 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,700 - Yes! 140 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,780 I knew you'd cave. Pathetic. 141 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,660 - In 12 months, if you can prove to me you're ready then. 142 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,420 - 451 Papa Kilo, got one for you. 143 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,520 - Chest pains, male, 60s. 144 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,860 It's your dad's address. 145 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,800 - Yes, I pick up the ribs. 146 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,800 Who's coming? 147 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,740 No, she didn't tell me. 148 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,020 Okay. 149 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,120 Yeah, later potato. 150 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,340 That was Trish. 151 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,220 She said you're coming to our barbecue this evening. 152 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,500 Well, how does Trish know who you are? 153 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,620 - I called her, after I took her number from your phone. 154 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,720 - Oh, okay. 155 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,900 Why? 156 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,660 - Just know we're gonna be friends. 157 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,060 - So, can you describe these chest pains? 158 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,100 - Humongous, but gone now. 159 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,580 Whilst you're here, son, I need you to fix the wifi. 160 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,220 Look what I've got. Virtual reality. 161 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,180 I need the wifi so I can watch a film. 162 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,620 - Oh, anything good? 163 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,020 - Oh, it's a romantic film about two women. 164 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,696 Maleek, your friend is asking too many questions. 165 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,940 - Dad, let her work. 166 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,280 Wendy, stop asking big people questions. 167 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,340 - So, Maleek was telling me earlier 168 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,340 about why he stopped singing. 169 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,480 - Oh, the "Aladdin" thing? 170 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,820 Oh Lord, it was funny. 171 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,260 He was meant to be a genie, 172 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,300 painted all blue like a fat Smurf. 173 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,620 - Okay. Okay. 174 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,660 It was a school play, I played the genie. 175 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,020 It went wrong. Done. 176 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,580 - He came out on a magic carpet on wires, over the audience, 177 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,900 and then he got stuck up there. 178 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,220 - Oh, sounds terrifying. 179 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,060 - No, you're not listening. 180 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,300 It was very funny because he was scared 181 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,420 and he was blue and fat, you see. 182 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,620 - I had to wait up there until the fire brigade came. 183 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,380 Every flipping kid in South London showed up. 184 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,180 Even the man dem pulled up with laser pens, 185 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,620 shining it on me, trying to get me to fall down. 186 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,740 - I filmed it. 187 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,960 Look. This is the part where he falls. 188 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,016 - Do you know what? We're done. 189 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:08,740 Let's go. 190 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,580 - Goodbye. 191 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,680 I shall watch my romantic film now. 192 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,260 - 451 Papa Kilo, got mental health. 193 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,480 Elderly women lost by the canal. 194 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,060 - Hey old duck. 195 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,420 Everything okey-dokey? 196 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,900 - She seems really confused. 197 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,176 - Oh no. She's just from up North. 198 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,060 They're all... 199 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,100 Oh, you meant her, sorry. 200 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,620 - What's your name, my love? 201 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,820 - Joan. 202 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:36,980 - Where do you live? 203 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,780 - I don't know. 204 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,880 - Well, that's okay. 205 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,940 Why don't we go and sit over here 206 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,860 and see if we can figure this out, hey? 207 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,300 I don't think it's a very comfortable bench 208 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,420 but it'll do for now. 209 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,520 - Are you my son? 210 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Me? 211 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,580 No, no. 212 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,220 - Sorry, Lawrence. 213 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,320 I got this bloke texting me. 214 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,180 It's a bit embarrassing. 215 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,280 It's this nurse that hit on me this morning. 216 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,020 He was flirting with me. 217 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,120 I'm like, "Okay, mate." 218 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,240 - What's he like? - Nurse, fit. 219 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,060 - So you into him? 220 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,000 I didn't think you were on the lookout. 221 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,560 - I'm not, but why not go for it? 222 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,020 I can't wait around for Mr. Right forever. 223 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,860 So I might as well have fun with Mr. Fit. 224 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,860 - Go for it. What's stopping ya? 225 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,020 - What is stopping me? 226 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,420 - What is stopping ya? 227 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,900 - What is stopping me? 228 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,620 - What is stopping you? 229 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,020 - 421 Zulu Mike, we've got cat one seizure. 230 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,740 - Yeah, on my way. 231 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,020 Gotta go. - What is stopping me? 232 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,020 - Must be horrible 233 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,696 not being able to remember where you live. 234 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,260 - Easy for you though. 235 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,820 What? Your house sounds horrible. 236 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,260 - Huh? I got used to living above the arcade. 237 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,740 Now, my life's on the up. 238 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,060 I've got my choir- 239 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,480 - All right, you're waffling now. 240 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,856 - Hang on a minute, that might help her. 241 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,140 - You're not kidnapping an old lady 242 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,460 and putting her in your choir. 243 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,860 - No, I read about it. 244 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,740 How singing can help dementia patients 245 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,840 access their past. 246 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,520 Joan, do you like old songs? 247 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,500 Bet you do, don't ya? 248 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,380 What about this one? 249 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,640 ♪ Sally, Sally, don't ever wonder ♪ 250 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,100 Can you remember why you live, Joan? 251 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,200 - Who the hell are you? 252 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,780 - Oh, well, it was worth a go? 253 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,860 I'll go and get us a cuppa while we wait. 254 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,540 - Yeah, you do that. 255 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,380 - I'm just nipping off, Joan. 256 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,340 I'm going to leave you with your son. 257 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440 All right? 258 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:02,940 - Sorry about that, Joan. 259 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040 As if you'd like that bullshit. 260 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,580 Oh, do you know what, 261 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,680 My, my gran used to like one song. 262 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Listen, it was... 263 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,780 ♪ Oh, she may be weary ♪ 264 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,060 ♪ Young girls they do get wearied ♪ 265 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,260 ♪ Wearied ♪ 266 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,820 ♪ That same old shaggy dress, yeah ♪ 267 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh, you like a bit of oldies, yeah? 268 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,360 - Yeah. 269 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,180 ♪ But when she gets weary ♪ 270 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,800 ♪ Try a little tenderness ♪ 271 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,500 Yes, Joan. 272 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,620 Busting a little two step. 273 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,720 - Oh, I like that one. 274 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,700 ♪ You know, she's waiting ♪ 275 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,100 ♪ Just anticipating ♪ 276 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,200 ♪ For things that should never, never, never forget, yeah ♪ 277 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,120 - No, don't stop. It's working. 278 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,640 - Is it? - Yeah. 279 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,460 ♪ But while she's there waiting ♪ 280 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:21,560 ♪ Without then try a little tenderness ♪ 281 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,580 ♪ It's all you got to do ♪ 282 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,140 Landscape, man. 283 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,180 If you gonna do the thing, do the thing in it. 284 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,140 - Oh, great news. 285 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,240 Lou is coming to the barbecue later. 286 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,180 Not till late though, she's double-booked. 287 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,780 Classic Lou. 288 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,820 - How do you know about my daughter? 289 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,540 - She really shouldn't share so much on social media. 290 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,720 There's some messed up people out there. 291 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,080 - Are you threatening my family? 292 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,580 - If I was worried about someone threatening my family, 293 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,300 I'd sign a letter of recommendation 294 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,300 to get them out of my life. 295 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,720 - I'm not scared of your threats. 296 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,740 - Bright girl, Lou. 297 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,840 Very smart. 298 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,616 God I hope nothing happens to distract her 299 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,420 from her A Levels. 300 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,260 - Banter, innit. 301 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,560 It's so important in this job. 302 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,500 - Yes, yes, yes, Carl. 303 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,216 - Honestly, I think banter is more important 304 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,776 for your health than any drug or machine 305 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800 they've got in there. 306 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,900 - Obviously, no. 307 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 - No? 308 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,980 - So funny, Carl. 309 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,780 Oh, hi Lawrence. What are you doing here? 310 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,880 - You said you needed to see me urgently. 311 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,020 - Yeah, it... 312 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,240 I need you to sign Darryl's birthday card. 313 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,340 - Here? - Yeah. 314 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,260 Because I don't want him to see it at the depot. 315 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,260 So, yeah. 316 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,220 That's why I got you here. 317 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,320 Oh, this is Carl by the way. 318 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,780 - Nice to meet you, Carl. - All right. 319 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,620 I like your bike. - Okay, actually Carl, 320 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,860 I think you might, 321 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,136 you should probably get back in. 322 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,460 Oh, yeah. - Thank you. 323 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,560 - Make a move. 324 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,340 Look at that ass. 325 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,820 Look at it. 326 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,540 You can sharpen your knives on that. 327 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,780 - So do you have the card? 328 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,880 - What? - The card? 329 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,500 - No. I need you to get it. 330 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,460 - You want me to get the card? 331 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,700 - Yes, if you don't mind. 332 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,560 - Why did you tell me to come here? 333 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,660 - Because there is a very nice gift shop in there. 334 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,460 I thought it might be nice. 335 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,020 It's in a month, but I just thought, you know, 336 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,820 let's get ahead of the game and get him a really nice card. 337 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,920 Maybe decorate it. 338 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,540 - Right. 339 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 ♪ Squeeze her ♪ 340 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,820 ♪ Don't tease her ♪ 341 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,460 ♪ You never leave her ♪ 342 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,100 ♪ You got to, you got to na, na, na ♪ 343 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,300 ♪ Got to try a little tenderness ♪ 344 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,100 ♪ Oh ♪ 345 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,020 Oh, shit. 346 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,100 - Me and my Len, we used to love this one. 347 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,200 - Can you remember your address, Joan? 348 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,900 - No. - For God's sake. 349 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,580 - Mum, what are you doing out here? 350 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,000 Can't go wandering off like that. 351 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,660 - But look, your brother is alive. 352 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,100 - Oh! 353 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,900 What's up, ta-da! 354 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,220 Back from the dead. 355 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,760 - Just sent me an aubergine. 356 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,456 Think we all know what that means. 357 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,860 - Oh, he's into horticulture? 358 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,500 - It's emoji for cock, for boner. 359 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 That's what it means. 360 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,860 Everyone knows that. 361 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960 I sent him a water splash. 362 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,140 - Right. 363 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,580 Dating's certainly changed a lot since I was single. 364 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,680 - You are single, Lawrence. 365 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,360 - Yeah, I suppose. - Oh my God! 366 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,016 - What? Did he send you a cabbage or something? 367 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,500 - He has just texted, asking 368 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,860 if I want to bunk up in the disabled loos. 369 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,840 - He spelled that wrong, actually. 370 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,660 - God, I can't believe that. 371 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,976 Can you believe that, Lawrence? 372 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,300 - Judging by his earlier text? 373 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,140 - Yeah. - Yeah. 374 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,336 He's pretty forward. - Yeah. 375 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,360 - You're not gonna do it, are you? 376 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,620 - Why? Are you jealous? 377 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,780 Joke? No. - No. 378 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,100 - I know. I was just joking. 379 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,540 - You can do whatever you want. 380 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,100 I was just looking out for you as a mate. 381 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,320 - Well, mate, unless you wanna stop me, 382 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,320 I'm off to the bogs, for a bit of a... 383 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,300 Lips are really dry. 384 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,040 So, I'll see you. 385 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,660 - I didn't say anything. 386 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,020 - Oh, no. It sounded like you said stop. 387 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,020 - No, I... But you didn't, no. 388 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:35,860 - No. 389 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,620 - Good. 390 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,540 Good. 391 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,060 - Hey! 392 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:41,900 All right. 393 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,900 So, calipo for you, calipo for me. 394 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,340 - You were amazing. 395 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,936 - You didn't do too bad yourself though. 396 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,500 You started to drag towards the end there, but it's cool. 397 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,860 I can pick up the slack. I can carry you. 398 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,860 Just be better next time. 399 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,900 - Oh, we've got a cat one. 400 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,780 ♪ Cat one, cat one ♪ 401 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,260 - It's your dad again. 402 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,580 - Oh, for God's sake. 403 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,340 - You need to confront him about this. 404 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,380 - Look, you don't just confront an African dad. 405 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,096 - Who looks down on ya and has stopped you 406 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,020 fulfilling your potential. 407 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,820 Just like those boys stopped you singing. 408 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,220 You're bigger than all of them. 409 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,680 - Why do you always have to bring up my weight? 410 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,620 - Aye, aye. 411 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,736 Hey, hey, hey. Here she is. 412 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,760 - Here I am. 413 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,380 - Let the para see a medic. 414 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,480 - Very funny. 415 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,520 - Good. 416 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,880 Go on. 417 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,920 - Can't do this. 418 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,580 - I'm a grower, like... 419 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,680 - No, it's not that, it's... 420 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,500 Sorry, mate. 421 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,100 You're a sound bloke, but kind of into someone else. 422 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,700 - Oh, right. 423 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,140 - Really sorry to mess you about, mate. 424 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,300 - I'll leave. No probs. 425 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:04,060 - Actually, I know it's a bit of a pain, but he's out there 426 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,860 and I don't want him knowing that I bottled it. 427 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,660 - Oh, right. 428 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,760 You wanna make him jealous? 429 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,860 Got it. I got it. 430 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,780 - Idiot. 431 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,016 - We'll just wait in here. - Cheers. 432 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,040 Cheers, mate. I appreciate that, yeah. 433 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,800 Yeah. 434 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,660 You can put your cock away. 435 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,220 - I forgot it was out. 436 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,660 - I can't wait for the barbecue. 437 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,760 Yeah, your Jack's gonna be there. 438 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,220 I just know we'll get along. 439 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,776 God, I hope I don't miss the last tube home. 440 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,400 Then I might have to stay over and fuck your son. 441 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,660 - I'm sorry, but you've pushed me to this. 442 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,980 And quite frankly, well, part of me 443 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,080 isn't even sorry, actually. 444 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,500 - Okay, what's in the tube? 445 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,280 - I went into the infectious diseases ward. 446 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,560 There was a girl there with glandular fever. 447 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,080 So I took a swab from her because I will not be bullied. 448 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,900 - You're bluffing. 449 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,660 - I absolutely am not. 450 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,580 And if you won't listen to reason, 451 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,816 then maybe you'll think twice 452 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,700 about catching glandular fever again. 453 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,220 - Hey, stop. 454 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,780 - I tried being nice, Kareshma, 455 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,040 but then you came for my family. 456 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,500 And if you come for my family, 457 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,400 then you better come armed because I will fuck you up. 458 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,980 - Wow. 459 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,080 Gary. 460 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,700 Well-played. 461 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,980 - Oh no, don't. I feel awful about this. 462 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,500 - Lord, have mercy, son. 463 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,736 It's as if you're in the film. 464 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,980 Now, I need my dinner. 465 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,020 Put it in the microwave. 466 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,660 - He can't do this. 467 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,660 People actually need us. 468 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,860 What if Joan was wandering around out there? 469 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,540 What if she went under a bus and we could've saved her? 470 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,940 - Look, it's complicated. 471 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,040 - Tell him, no. 472 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,400 - Let me just put the thing in the microwave, man. 473 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,660 - Getting the silent treatment, am I? 474 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,580 You don't understand. 475 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,020 So maybe you keep your beak out. 476 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:18,980 - No! 477 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,620 And Maleek won't stand up to you, then I will. 478 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,260 This job is hard enough, okay. 479 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,440 There are people out there, 480 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,820 hundreds of people who are going through their worst 481 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,500 and we are their only hope. 482 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,980 And every second we spend on a time-waster like you 483 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,620 is a second we're not saving lives. 484 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,220 - Saving lives? 485 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,320 You and Aladdin? 486 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,900 - Your son is not a joke. 487 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,660 He's brave, he's sweet 488 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,060 and he deserves a dad who respects him. 489 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,640 Not some pointy-shoed bully who treats him like shit. 490 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,016 Got nothing to say for yourself now, 491 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,240 have you, Mr. Rude head? 492 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,576 - Dad, stop messing around. It's not funny. 493 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,740 - He's not messing around. 494 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,740 He's gone into arrest. 495 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,840 Get him on the floor. 496 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,496 - It's funny, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 497 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,380 - And clever. - Yeah. 498 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,700 Yeah, it is. 499 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,220 Always liked "Family Guy." 500 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,320 Yeah. 501 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,920 Jo, what? 502 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Oh, okay. God. 503 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,540 Shit! 504 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,700 One of my teams just lost their dad. 505 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,800 - Bloody hell! 506 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,320 If it would help, we could, you know? 507 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,980 - Mate! 508 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,080 - Wrong moment? - Wrong, no. 509 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,900 Oh mate, no! 510 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,220 No! 511 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,220 No. 512 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,660 ♪ Wearing that same old shaggy dress ♪ 513 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,300 - Emergency, ambulance. 514 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,420 Is the patient breathing? 515 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,136 - I'm trying to wake her up, but nothing's working. 516 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,340 She's not waking up. 517 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,020 - Lady she passed out on the road. 518 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120 Her face is bleeding. 519 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,320 - I can hear the ambulance outside. 520 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,640 ♪ Try a little tenderness, yeah, yeah ♪ 521 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,380 ♪ You know she's waiting ♪ 522 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,300 ♪ Just anticipating ♪ 523 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,060 ♪ For thing that you never, never, never, never ♪ 524 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,160 ♪ Possessed yeah, yeah ♪ 525 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,940 ♪ But while she's there waiting ♪ 526 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:50,880 ♪ And without them, try on the tenderness ♪ 527 00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:58,904 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 36087

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