Original subtitles

Here we go...

What is this?

Such a cute...

...boy, it's a boy.

I smell like chlorine...

In recent times, sexual problems have resulted in serious trouble for society.

For those suffering from such difficulties...

...there is this sex clinic catering to clients in Tokyo.

Ogenki Clinic

You...

You're the landlady!

Your Ogenki Clinic hasn't paid the rent for three months.

R-Really?

Why, that's impossible!

Ms. Tatase, did you know about the rent?

Well...

I've been terribly forgetful lately.

I forgot all about Lent...

Not Lent, you silly fool!

What I'm asking about is the rent!

These days, young nurses have problems.

Do you like tennis?

Don't ask me how I feel about a penis!

See what I mean?

Do you like Sci Fi?

I've never done S&M.

Ms. Tatase, what do you know about China?

No, don't ask me about my vag--

I just can't understand her, you see.

Goodness, it's troublesome...

Don't try to trick me!

Pay the rent!

D-Dr. Ogekuri, what are you doing?

Please, don't be so serious.

Just leave it to me!

Stop, I'll make you pay the rent anyway!

You want to feel better, right?

Good, you'll feel much better after this!

No, stop it.

It's all right, you like feeling good, right?

Yes, yes, yes...

This is just what you need.

Don't you agree?

Just pay the rent, buddy!

Got it?

It's okay...

Oh, feels so nice, like a young girl.

Here we go...

So nice...

You have beautiful skin.

I can't believe it...

I feel so good.

Do it more.

Oh, like that...

You see my face, and all you think about is money!

You're mad for money!

Please, make me feel dirty!

Iwill, I will!

What is the rent worth?

Money is nothing!

I'll teach about things that are better than money.

I won't need to pay for three more months...

Good job!

The Quick and the Head

Doctor, help me!

If you can't fix my problem, I will never, ever be able to come!

Your husband's member was so very large...

...80 you haven't been able to got sexual satisfaction since he died.

Yes.

So, regular guys are too small for you.

Hey!

You say he was big?

How big was he?

Yes.

My husband was not human-sized.

He worked in an aquarium and...

...his colleagues used to say he could fuck a cow whale.

A cow whale?

Catch of the Day

Ms. Tatase, you're drooling!

Listen...

Sexual satisfaction has nothing to do with the size of a man's penis.

Foreplay is everything.

The proof is in your pudding.

I invite you to try a foreplay-only orgasm.

I've never heard such a story.

Are you sure?

Of course.

This girl, Ms. Tatase, needs only one finger.

She is known far and wide as the One Finger Girl.

What the hell is he talking about?

Then, let us begin.

Powder.

Yes.

Close your eyes and just relax.

Just relax...

Yes, just relax.

Doctor!

What?

She is sleeping!

I know.

My finger technique sent her into a spiritual state of selflessness...

Oh, really?

The muscles of her thighs, hips and vagina are unusually developed.

What do you mean?

She's a great lay...

I see!

...for a man, anyway, but she can't satisfy herself.

I feel bad for her...

Wake up!

This is no time for sleeping.

Hey!

Darling!

M-Ma'am!

C-Calm down...

H-Hold on...

My sweet penis!

Penis?

Ma'am, that's the doctor's head!

Stop that!

Hold on, one second...

Ms. Tatase, help me.

No, it's impossible...

T-Tight.

The stink...

So good!

I didn't need to see that.

Shinjuku Nikkatsu

Nikkatsu porn movies are always good!

Bro!

Look at her.

What?

Yeah.

She's hot!

Isn't she?

Excuse me, young lady!

Why is such a beautiful girl like you walking around by herself?

Come with us, and we promise you won't get bored.

You're overconfident.

Our jobs are in the service industry, we provide services.

Actually, we are scouts.

What kind of scouts?

For the service industry!

We're looking for a cute girl who can be an actress.

You want to make me an actress?

No way!

Stop!

You said you were scouting for actresses!

We have to see your body before we decide if you're good enough.

Right?

Really?

Then...

...just a little...

Wow!

I love girls like you.

Goody!

What do you think?

Very good.

How about down there?

I'm confident about that.

Well?

Oh, boy!

Can I be an actress?

Right here...

You're cute.

Stop!

It's okay, it's okay!

Right?

No, don't!

Stop that!

You've got to be kidding!

Stop it!

No, slow down for a minute!

No, no!

Stop, please stop it!

No!

Stop it, now!

Stop it!

W-Who the hell are you?

Stop trying to look cool!

You just ran out of luck.

Don't ever try to rape such a gorgeous girl!

Don't act so tough, old man!

It's Kinta man!

So, you think that costume looks cool?

Come on!

Bastard!

Damn you!

Brother!

Some old men eat right and exercise to stay strong, you know!

We give up!

Are you all right?

So dreamy...

I don't know how I can thank you...

W-Well, no problem.

At least tell me your name.

S-S-So long!

Your name...

I see...

However, only in novels and dreams do romances...

...start with the appearance of a mysterious stranger.

Usually, people get married to acquaintances of their family or colleagues.

Life is like that.

That's no fun at all.

Why not?

A beautiful nurse and a young doctor harbor a forbidden love...

It's like a romantic movie.

Is it?

This is more like a porn movie...

...with a nurse caught between a lewd doctor and perverted patients.

Excuse me.

Yes?

I hope this isn't another perverted patient.

All right.

Masao Matudaira...

I can't believe he came here...

Ms. Tatase, let the patient in.

Y-Y-Y-Yes.

C-Come inside.

Good afternoon.

Hi there.

What's your trouble?

Actually...

I am a virgin.

Virgin?

No!

You can't be a virgin.

You're old.

Y-You're...

Do you smell chlorine?

Yeah...

Your body is very healthy.

Well, you could stick with wearing a diaper!

I think it's all in your head!

Maybe it's sexual trauma from your past.

Let's see...

Do you have a memory of someone playing a sexual trick or something?

Not really...

Did a girl make fun of you the first time you whipped it out?

Of course not!

Welcome to the school room.

I'm your classmate, Seiko.

Come on, hurry up.

Welcome to the club room.

I'm your partner, Usako.

Well?

You like it?

Give this bunny girl your carrot.

Welcome to the church room.

I'll save your indecent mind.

I'm Maria.

I can't stand it!

Mr. Matsudaira!

One reason why you can't escape from the hell of virginity...

...is because of your premature ejaculations.

So, we'll start with endurance reinforcement training.

Try to withstand the stimulation, no matter what.

Stop it!

It's just a sexy dance.

If you're a real man, hold back!

Good, good, way to go!

Doctor, what are you doing?

We have to test the patient with stronger stimulation.

Why do I have to do a strip tease, though?

More stimulation, need more simulation...

I understand.

You want stimulation?

Yes, yes!

Ms. Tatase, where are you?

What kind of nurse disappears during the treatment?

M-Ms. Tatase, what is that?

Stimulation!

Stimulation?

Hey!

W-W-Wait!

Call me Queen!

Call me Queen!

W-Wait!

Get back here!

There!

Take this!

Call me Queen!

My Queen!

Now then!

Wait!

Does it hurt?

Maybe I overdid it.

Yep.

Who are they?

What a hard day!

Doctor...

He...

What?

That patient was the guy...

The champion of justice?

Well, you have to be more careful!

You almost fell in love with that guy and his premature ejaculation.

But you said it's all in his head.

Yes, I did.

That's why it's difficult to fix.

Medicine and bandages won't help.

We have to open his mind and consult the problem.

Doctor, let me do it.

No.

You don't have the right to...

Also...

I don't permit private association with a patient.

It's a cure!

That's my final word.

Are you jealous, doctor?

Whatever!

If a nurse can't listen to me, she shouldn't be here at all!

Then, I'm quitting!

Okay?

Go ahead!

Okay?

If the cure succeeds, he'll be my ideal man.

We'll be the most perfect couple in the world.

Mr. matsudaira...

Wait!

I love you.

Ruko...

Good morning.

Why are you here?

This yours?

T-Thank you.

Now, we'll start one-on-one training!

I'll make you a perfect super-man.

What are you talking about?

Pleased to meet you!

Nothing will happen without strength.

I'll give you a special program for power!

Good!

The rehearsal is over.

Yes.

Let's go!

Let's go!

It's so strong!

It's great...

It's so big...

It's...

You did it!

You're fine now.

Try out my body.

Don't get too excited.

Slowly...

Ruko...

I've been hoping this would happen ever since I met you.

Me too...

I did it!

I'm doing it!

You're the best.

So good!

Ruko!

Let's do this forever!

Lovely Ruko...

Forgive me.

I have to do something I must do, now that my premature ejaculation is fixed.

If I finish this mission, I would like to see you again...

Signed, Matsudaira.

That's why I told you...

I guess it can't be helped, you haven't had much experience that wasn't sexual.

Aren't you wondering exactly what he's going to do?

He's got a huge penis, it's like giving a knife to a madman.

If you can recognize his penis with binoculars, that's not normal.

I'll be able to find it because I felt it in me.

Did he put it in you?

I envy...

Oh, oh!

I'm sorry.

I got too excited.

That's not it!

I just found him!

Stamina Drink

I found you.

Explain it to us.

Madonna Okyo?

She is the queen of a massage parlor...

...under Erotic Mountain in the suburbs of Tokyo.

Madonna Okyo was my partner when I first went to a massage parlor.

She made fun of me in front of all the girls because I was overwhelmed...

...by her sex appeal...

...and I came.

I understand.

That was your trauma.

I want to astonish those women who...

...made fun of my premature ejaculation and called me Speed Shooter Mack.

Until the day comes when he defeats Madonna Okyo...

...he can't be a real man!

Doctor, let's go to Erotic Mountain!

Let's go!

Welcome to Erotic Mountain.

Let's go.

I wonder how much for a quickie?

You...

Ruko...

W-Wait for us...

O-Owie!

I was waiting for you.

A sailor outfit!

Don't get excited.

She is Sailor Seiko.

Her tongue technique is special.

Oh really?

Let's play, Speed Shooter Mack.

But, can you satisfy me?

I'm not like I was back then.

I'll throw my big dick into you!

Mr. Matsudaira!

Well done!

Now, show no mercy!

Do your best!

It's fantastic...

It'll break my jaw...

Come on in, Mr. Mack.

Good!

Good.

No more.

Stop!

I'm coming!

He calmed down because he beat one.

Speed Shooter Mack...

Bunny Girl Usako...

Let's dance!

Do you seriously want to dance with me?

I do!

Let's doit!

Fight!

Mr. Mack, when did you became so good?

Mack...

I want it!

Wait!

It's wonderful!

So wonderful!

Wonderful penis!

Wonderful penis!

Give me more penis!

More!

More!

Give me more!

Score!

That Bunny Girl had such delicious-looking heads of lettuce!

Pervert!

Mr. Speed Shooter Mack...

I thought you'd be coming.

I'll make you regret that you didn't go to a real convent.

Please don't make me laugh.

My skill is much greater than that of the previous girls.

Amazing!

I didn't know you had such good reflexes.

She's good!

I'll show you the terror of a refined Speed Shooter Mack.

He's so cool!

Go, go, go!

Amen!

Come, Mack!

Don't stop.

I'll sell my soul to a demon!

Please forgive me, God...

This is the queen's room!

Ruko!

Mr. Matsudaira!

Hey, hey, look!

You're the boy.

Did you grow up a little bit?

I'll make you pass out.

Are you all right, Mr. Matsudaira?

Don't be impatient, calm down!

That cheap stamina drink won't help you.

Try this!

Thank you.

Madonna Okyo!

Masao Matsudaira!

My penis, how does it feel?

I feel nothing...

Special three stage tightening technique!

H-Huge...

Is her hole bigger than his penis?

Wait...

That face!

It's Never Coming Tamiko!

The sound of her voice...

D-Doctor!

With me...

Come with me...

He did it!

Yes!

Good job!

I'm impressed!

It's beautiful!

Legends speak of a red ball that emerges when a man shoots out all of his semen.

Doctor...

W-What happened?

I'm sorry, but you'll never shoot semen again!

Hey, hey, Matsudaira!

Hey!

Doctor!

Doctor, I was able to come!

It was my first time since my husband died.

I have nothing to regret...

Then, I have a question.

Can you love this man with all your heart?

What?

Can you?

Yes.

That's great!

What about me?

What's wrong?

I'm all alone, again...

That's not true.

You have me, don't you?

Really?

Ruko, I...

Doctor...

Doctor...

Ogenki Clinic

She's so late.

Young women are always like this, once they get spoiled...

Doctor...

You're late.

What time do you think it is?

Having a young doctor is not as bad as I thought!

Look what's for breakfast!

What are you...

What are you talking about?

Have you finally lost your mind?

Doctor...

I'll live only for you!

No, wait...

Calm down, calm down!

Deep breath.

Breathe out.

Breathe.

Again...

Good.

Doctor, I don't need rent any more, but give me your penis!

Penis?

Well, lets slow down for a second...

He's mine!

No!

He's mine!

Now, now, ladies!

He's mine, I said!

Shut the hell up!

Doctor!

Doctor!

S-S-Save me!

Wait!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Wait up!

Wait!

Help, Mister!

No, stay back!

Found you!

No, don't leave me here!

Doctor, I love you!