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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,524 Debbie, you got magic fingers. 2 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,485 I bet you give a great hand job. 3 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,820 CALL GIRL: Yeah, she does. 4 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,613 Hey, here's my baby. 5 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:58,075 Debbie, you gotta put her on the A list. Really. 6 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,494 She rides better than Willie Shoemaker. 7 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,871 - Did she go to the whip? - He's so crazy. 8 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,832 Only in the homestretch. 9 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,708 [MOANING] 10 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,461 Another satisfied customer. 11 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,297 I think he's having a heart attack! 12 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,510 [GROANS] 13 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,053 TONY: Don't move. 14 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,014 Go see if Dr. Mop-N-Glo is still here. 15 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,934 - Dr. Mop-N-Glo? - Who? 16 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,228 Don't worry, he's a real doctor. 17 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:27,479 DEBBIE: Dermatologist. 18 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,106 What's the matter? 19 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,733 DEBBIE: Dr. Edelstein, looks like a heart attack. 20 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,902 I don't need no doctor. 21 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,280 It's just my back. 22 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,073 PAULIE: Nice and slow. 23 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,492 [PUSSY GROANS] 24 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,287 Grab the rail, grab the rail. That's right. 25 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,957 Go easy, go easy now. That's it. 26 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,542 Nice and easy. 27 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,294 Nice and easy. 28 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,296 That's it, that's it. 29 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,673 Come on, that's it. 30 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:56,925 PAULIE: Hold the rail. 31 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,640 Go slow, go slow. 32 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,649 Eighty to you. 33 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,113 Fuck this. 34 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,115 JIMMY: Your back still bothering you? 35 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,366 [KNOCKING] 36 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,826 Yeah? 37 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,079 FBI! Nobody move! 38 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,956 You believe this shit? 39 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,920 - Come on, it's a friendly card game. - Relax, Jimmy. 40 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,840 If I wanted to bust up card games, I'd have a doughnut in my mouth. 41 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,104 [KNOCKING] 42 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,942 FBI AGENT: Derek, give him a hand. 43 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,700 [WHISTLING] 44 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,494 FBI AGENT: Hey! Hey! 45 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,412 FBI AGENT: Get him! DEREK: You! You! 46 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,420 Oh, my goodness. Do you know what this is? 47 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,047 It's a fucking gun! 48 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,424 [WHEEZES] 49 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:25,639 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 50 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,561 RAYMOND: Fucking Jimmy's still in jail. 51 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:32,896 Don't mean shit. 52 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,691 I don't like it. This is how it starts. 53 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,484 I think it was a potluck raid. 54 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,653 Make it look like they're earning their pay. 55 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:40,821 I agree. 56 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,823 But why would Pussy run? 57 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:46,034 He's out of breath lifting his dick to take a leak. 58 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,122 TONY: Oh, Puss! 59 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,999 Your ears must be ringing. 60 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,417 Come on, run! 61 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,629 Ha, ha. You guys are a fucking riot. 62 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,550 TONY: We were gonna draw straws to see who'd bail you out. 63 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,386 My wife did. I nearly strangled her on the ride home. 64 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:08,223 My head's hurting, I got agita, and on top of that... 65 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,267 ...I threw my back out again. 66 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,894 Maybe it was that 10-yard dash. 67 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,355 We don't run. It's embarrassing. 68 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,025 - Those Federal pricks robbed me. - What? 69 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,861 They grabbed four dimes from me. 70 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,280 You shouldn't carry that type of cash! 71 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,033 Never mind, I need a drink. 72 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,659 [FARTS] 73 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,078 PAULIE: Oh, Madonna! Che puzzo! 74 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,664 Oh, Jesus! 75 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,085 [CAR ENGINE] 76 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,013 This better be good. I was fishing. 77 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,266 What, no "How you been? How's it doing, Vin?" 78 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,518 I thought we understood each other. 79 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,481 I don't care about you, your family or whether you take it up the ass. 80 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,567 What's so important you take me away from my boat? 81 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:02,819 Fuckface, where you going? 82 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,073 Why do you talk to me like this? I do risky shit for you. 83 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,950 You're not doing charity work, remember? 84 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,455 All right, I'm sorry. 85 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,667 Hey, Vin, how you doing? What do you got for me? 86 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,381 Bompensiero. 87 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,548 Pussy? 88 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:25,300 What about him? 89 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,844 He's wired for sound. 90 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,137 What? 91 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:33,642 I got it from a good source. I thought you should know. All right? 92 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,561 - I'm sorry. I know you like him. - Like him? 93 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,147 I fucking love him. 94 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,149 Now, who's your source? 95 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,320 He's on the force. He's on the Task Force, all right? 96 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,824 Look, he's not lying to me. He was in my wedding. 97 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,659 I want to see the report. 98 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,036 - I can't... - I want to see the fucking 302! 99 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:56,164 All right, all right. I'll see what I can do. 100 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,631 It doesn't make any sense. 101 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:08,343 Yeah, it does, Tone, if you take the blinders off. 102 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:14,057 I'm in Homicide. I was told he moved heavy H to pay for his kid's college. 103 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,643 Why would I know something like that? 104 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,855 Last spring, with that big heroin bust, where was he? 105 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:23,024 He told you he was in Las Vegas. Am I right? 106 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,278 I'm sorry, but that's where he was. He was in Las Vegas. 107 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,406 He was in a Federal building, cutting a deal. 108 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,035 Why did he walk so easy from that thing the other day? 109 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,912 Known wiseguy, resisted arrest. 110 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,624 Who walks away from a thing like that with low-ball bail? 111 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,419 Why would he do it? 112 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:46,923 He's facing a possible sentence of "from now on," mandatory. 113 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,677 I know a lot of guys who can't do that kind of time. 114 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,679 Who is this guy Pussy? 115 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,016 He's a man who loves his family above all else. 116 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,019 Well, guess what? That's their favorite target. 117 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,901 Ma, you sure? Because I'd be glad to... 118 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,112 No, I... 119 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,948 Okay, that's fine. 120 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,452 I just said it's fine. 121 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,754 - Was that my mother? - She's not coming. 122 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:29,007 - Like you expected different? - I hoped. 123 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,344 Every year we have open house, and she pulls the same shit. 124 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,554 It's negative attention-getting. 125 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,431 Maybe I should call her back. 126 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,267 That's what she wants you to do. Come here. 127 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,103 You're being too nice. 128 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,481 Forget about her, she'll be fine. 129 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:48,360 Can you get the guys to help you move the piano? 130 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,696 They're coming to get it, because some people don't play. 131 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:55,116 - I will. - When? It's been gathering dust. 132 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,494 Oh, Puss! Come here! 133 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,956 Excuse me. 134 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,294 What do you need? 135 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,464 We gotta move this. I want to slide it out of the way. 136 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,138 I can't. 137 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,140 The fucking thing's on wheels. 138 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,144 My back. I'm thinking about going home, sitting in the tub. 139 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,147 You all right? 140 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,026 Yeah, it's just my back. They got me on these elephant pills. 141 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,117 All right, go easy on them. 142 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,995 Go ahead, sit down. Take it easy. 143 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,423 Keep your eye on Pussy. Something's wrong. He's not himself. 144 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,216 You're telling me? 145 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,094 He hasn't done his rounds in a week. 146 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,680 He's starting to look like an easy mark. 147 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:03,351 I told him, "Someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it." 148 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:07,939 I even told him to give me his list, and I'll collect the fucking thing. 149 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,443 - What'd he say? - He just nodded like a fucking retard. 150 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,028 It's those fucking Percs. 151 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,530 He's throwing them in his mouth like M&M's. 152 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,366 There isn't even anything wrong with his back. 153 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,869 What do you mean? 154 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:25,290 Remember when that guy hit me with a pool cue and I fucked my neck up? 155 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,167 TONY: Down at the Shore. - Right. 156 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:31,838 I went to this doctor. He works on the Jets when they get hurt. 157 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,214 That so? 158 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,760 He's fucking like the Jonas Salk of backs. Anyway... 159 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,347 ...I send Pussy to this doctor. The guy gives him the works: 160 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,142 MRIs, CAT scans, DOG scans, you name it. 161 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,062 He says there's not a thing wrong with his back. 162 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,609 Then again, he says, when it comes to backs... 163 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,362 ...nobody knows anything, really. 164 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,615 You know, I was on a good run, and then, boom! 165 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,452 It's like I'm walking down the street... 166 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:07,290 ...and I'm looking up because I feel like a safe's gonna land on my head. 167 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:09,501 A feeling of pending doom? 168 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,544 Let me ask you a question. 169 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:16,299 This mental stuff can cause physical problems, right? 170 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,677 Are you having any physical problems? 171 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,470 No, no, I'm fine. 172 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,223 But I got a friend... 173 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,977 ...a dear, dear friend, and I'm concerned about him. 174 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,771 What's wrong with him? 175 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,314 It's his back. 176 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:35,276 See, he's complaining about his back... 177 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,904 ...but the doctor thinks it's all in his head. 178 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,240 That's very possible. 179 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,701 What do you think? 180 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,453 I think we should just keep this about you. 181 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,080 This is about me. 182 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,252 Every time I offer my opinion about any of your friends... 183 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,922 ...it seems to interfere with our therapy. 184 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,843 You start cursing and screaming. 185 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,723 What kind of mental stuff would cause a backache? 186 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,850 For conversation's sake? 187 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,643 Absolutely. 188 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,898 With some people, the pain is... 189 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:18,528 ...caused by more responsibility than they can handle. 190 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,406 Well, that makes sense. I mean... 191 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:26,035 ...he's got a lot of bills, a lot of problems with his kid's school fund. 192 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,288 Secrets. 193 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,041 What do you mean? 194 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,754 Psychologically, a secret is a heavy load. 195 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:40,133 It leads to feelings of guilt, which further burden the mind. 196 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,106 DEBBIE: If you want my opinion, this can't be true. 197 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,858 VIN: Thanks, Debbie. 198 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,909 You know, I told you that I would do what I could... 199 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,705 ...but this is DEA, Feds, Task Force. 200 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,458 This is not as easy as you think. 201 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,543 Getting my hands on the 302. 202 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,462 Now, you listen to me. 203 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,090 This is the most serious decision I've ever had to make. 204 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,092 And I need proof. 205 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:27,055 I won't hurt a man that I love because of some cop gossip... 206 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,225 ...from a degenerate fucking gambler with a badge. 207 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:34,354 You know, you got an amazing ability to sum up... 208 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,440 ...a man's whole life in a single sentence. 209 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:41,069 Degenerate gambler with a badge, huh? 210 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,739 You're a pisser. You're a real pisser. 211 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,743 I'm under pressure. I don't have time to suck your dick! 212 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,954 Apology accepted. 213 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,831 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? 214 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,040 Yeah, fuck you! 215 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,837 You know, when I was a kid... 216 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,216 When I was a kid and my old man would be in one of his ways... 217 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,927 ...with the screaming back and forth... 218 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,013 ...it'd end with her throwing the closest thing to her. 219 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,724 He'd smack her around! 220 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,895 I don't know why... 221 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:20,275 ...but I would run into my room, and I would hide under my bed. 222 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:25,905 There was something peaceful, and something safe under that bed. 223 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,285 And that's where I would wake up the next day. 224 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,997 Everything back to normal. 225 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,749 How about you? 226 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,962 Do you ever feel like hiding under a bed? 227 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,550 Yeah. Right now. 228 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,637 [CHUCKLING] 229 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,557 You're a prick to the end, right? 230 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,232 You really like this place, huh? 231 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,818 It's my getaway. 232 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,946 This is where Debbie's taken care of me for years. 233 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,823 I'll bet she has. 234 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,200 I'm serious, she has. 235 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,871 There were times when I had a great weekend with the football... 236 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,541 ...and I'd come here with a pocketful of money, shitfaced... 237 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,545 ...and every fucking penny would be there when I got up in the morning. 238 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,340 She is an honest lady. 239 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,675 She'd do anything for you, anything. 240 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,346 You come in here, you flash your badge, you get free pussy. 241 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,516 Fuck pussy. I wouldn't fuck one of these broads with your dick. 242 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,812 They have absolutely no class, and they're always on the hustle. 243 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,523 That's what they're supposed to do, no? 244 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,032 [KNOCKING] 245 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,040 CARMELA: "Oh, hello, Carmela. How nice to see you." 246 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,876 How are you feeling? 247 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,671 Oh, what can I say? What's that? 248 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,882 It's a ricotta pie. I saved it from the open house. 249 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,676 Are you wearing makeup? 250 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,970 I can't eat that. It's got cholesterol! 251 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,847 I made it with the low-fat cheese. 252 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,225 Yuck. 253 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,895 Well, maybe your friends will eat it. 254 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,398 What friends? 255 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,734 Fine, you can eat it when Junior visits. 256 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,365 You know, your son loves you very much. 257 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,909 He worries all the time. 258 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,079 He felt bad that you didn't come to the open house. 259 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,915 I don't care if you think it's disrespectful... 260 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,377 ...but I want you to cut the drama. It's killing Tony. 261 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,920 What are you talking about? 262 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,632 I'm talking about this "Poor mother, nobody loves me" crap. 263 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,718 It is textbook manipulation... 264 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,679 ...and I hate seeing Tony so upset over it. 265 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,223 I know how to talk to people. 266 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,268 Well, I am a mother too, don't forget. 267 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,147 You know your power, and you use it like a pro. 268 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,609 Power, what power? I don't have power. I'm a shut-in! 269 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,361 You are bigger than life! 270 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,946 You are his mother! 271 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,907 I think that you know what you're doing. 272 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,702 Who, me? What did I do? 273 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,080 Look, I didn't come by to argue. 274 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,709 I came by to check on you and to bring you the ricotta. 275 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,755 If you don't want it, give it to Junior. I know he stops by a lot. 276 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,424 LIVIA: He's my husband's brother. 277 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,677 He can't check up on me once in a while? 278 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,888 That's none of anybody's business. 279 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,431 I am not saying that. 280 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,434 I'm saying if you don't want it, give it to Junior. 281 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,811 I know what you're hinting at. 282 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,065 Ma, there is nothing wrong with companionship! 283 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,859 [SNIFFS] 284 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,487 What is wrong? 285 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,947 [WHIMPERS] 286 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,913 Wait until you're abandoned. 287 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,752 Abandoned? Please! 288 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,758 When Johnny was alive... 289 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,220 ...nobody treated me like this. 290 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,306 What are you talking about? Who is treating you bad? 291 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,934 Tony would rather die than see you hurt. 292 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,853 Johnny was a saint. 293 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,146 Yes, we heard. 294 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,691 Funny, I don't remember you telling him that when he was alive. 295 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,861 Junior couldn't carry Johnny's socks. 296 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,115 Do you think I'd blacken my Johnny's memory... 297 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,535 ...by getting mixed up with his brother? 298 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,288 I didn't say that. 299 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,708 We're only happy you and Junior get along so well. 300 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,377 At least with Junior... 301 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,550 ...I've got some purpose in life. 302 00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:01,139 Somebody listens to me, and doesn't treat me like an old shoe! 303 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,688 Jesus! 304 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,611 Don't worry about the dish. I'll come back tomorrow and get it. 305 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,491 [KNOCKING] 306 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,495 Hey, college boy! 307 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,627 KEVIN: Yo, Dad! It's Uncle Tony. 308 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,467 There he is, the beached whale! 309 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,470 PUSSY: Hey, Tony, what are you doing here? 310 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,473 I figured you'd be having a cannoli withdrawal by now. 311 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,808 Spinellis? 312 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,436 No, Stop 'N' Shop. What do you think? 313 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,064 Hey, you're the best. Hey, Kev, put those on a dish. 314 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,442 Wait till after supper. 315 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,904 Your dad tells me you're taking astronomy in college. 316 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,280 No, business. 317 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,575 How come he keeps saying you're taking up space in school? 318 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,121 Madonna! Don't make me laugh. It kills my back. 319 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,207 He's a good-looking kid. 320 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,416 Sure he's yours? 321 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,794 You're lucky my wife's not home. She'd toss you out for that. 322 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,254 I know. 323 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,131 That's a good boy. 324 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,134 I pray to God I keep that tuition coming in. 325 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,969 He can go to city college. 326 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,474 He's staying where he is. He isn't getting fucked because his old man is! 327 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,439 You ought to relax. You ought to take it easy a little. 328 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,484 Take it easy. How the fuck can I take it easy? 329 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,444 Things are happening, Tony. 330 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,238 What kind of things? 331 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,739 Things! 332 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,744 This back has taken me out of the game. I'm behind. 333 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,456 And I think I'm getting hooked on these fucking painkillers! 334 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,709 I don't know, I feel like someone put the malocchio on me. 335 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,630 Puss... 336 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,091 ...you got options. 337 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,927 Don't let anyone make you feel... 338 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,097 ...like you don't have options because you got friends. 339 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,765 Look at me. 340 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,226 Friends that would die for you. 341 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,061 You understand me? 342 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:13,938 Friends. 343 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,482 Yeah, I know. 344 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,406 You got anything you want to say to me? 345 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,492 Like what? 346 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,416 Like, "You want some coffee? You want something to eat?" 347 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,626 - You want coffee? - Yeah. 348 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,463 You think I'd let you eat those cannolis by yourself? 349 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,048 You beached whale. 350 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,466 - Here. - What? 351 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,885 Help me. Who'll make the coffee, you? 352 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,888 One, two, three. 353 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,142 You look good. 354 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,154 [DOOR OPENS] 355 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,750 What's up, T? 356 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,710 Sit. 357 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,547 Fucking traffic! 358 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,050 I would have been here 20 minutes ago. 359 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,011 Want a drink? 360 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,429 Nah. 361 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:31,932 You okay? 362 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,146 He's wearing a wire. 363 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,814 Who? 364 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,274 Pussy. 365 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,861 Oh, get the fuck out of here. Our Pussy? 366 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,946 Don't know how long. 367 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,574 Are you sure about this, Tony? 368 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,369 Ninety percent. 369 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,331 Not enough to do what needs to be done. 370 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,875 Jesus! I'm fucking dreaming here. 371 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,960 Well, get used to it. 372 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,089 I've been walking into walls all week. 373 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,097 I'll do it. 374 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,312 My responsibility. 375 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,774 PAULIE: You waited a long time for the stripes. 376 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,943 This is one of the perks. 377 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,821 I'll do it. 378 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:38,082 We need to be 110 percent sure. 379 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,751 I want you to see it. 380 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,296 I want you to see that fucking wire strapped on his body. 381 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,215 I want you to see it. 382 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,883 You hear me? 383 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,718 I want you to see it. 384 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,305 Otherwise, all bets are off. 385 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,850 You understand? 386 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,274 This is our friend we're talking about here. 387 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,025 You say it. 388 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,528 You understand? 389 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,197 I understand. 390 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,304 [KNOCKING] 391 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,555 Come in. 392 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,434 Mr. Soprano. 393 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:42,480 - Are you busy? - No, no, no. Come in, please. 394 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:50,029 I was in the neighborhood, figured I'd stop by and see my mother. 395 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,115 Brought her some Mario Lanza. 396 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,494 She loves the old guys. 397 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,168 I'm a little worried about her. You know, she's always been depressed. 398 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,880 Sometimes these half-assed tenors can really do the trick. 399 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,430 You know where she is? She's not in her room. 400 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,475 I wanted to tell her her house went into escrow. 401 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,478 She's with the other girls getting aqua therapy. 402 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:23,938 My mother? 403 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:27,650 The physical therapist told her if she didn't get exercise... 404 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,110 ...her back was gonna arch like an old lady. 405 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,029 I didn't know she had a bathing suit. 406 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,281 She's more connected to the world. 407 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:36,283 Which one, this one or Neptune? 408 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,119 No, really. 409 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:43,791 I think your uncle's visits have a lot to do with it. 410 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,668 Oh, she looks forward to them. 411 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:46,835 [PHONE RINGS] 412 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,796 Could you excuse me one moment? 413 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,132 Yeah, sure. You know, just... 414 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:56,554 Tell her her house sold and they accepted the counteroffer. 415 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,306 Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there. 416 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,560 PUSSY: I'm leaving, guys. SILVIO: See you later, Pussy. 417 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:06,480 SILVIO: I'll tell you if a horse runs. PUSSY: Don't do me any favors. 418 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,548 [HORN HONKS] 419 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,179 Follow me. 420 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,181 Where? 421 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,058 It's a surprise. 422 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,480 Come on, you hard-on, before we get a ticket. 423 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,870 Paulie, I've been here before. What the fuck you want? 424 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,372 Look around, I'll give you three guesses. 425 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,458 Come on, down here. 426 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,547 We'll grab a rubdown after. 427 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,466 Here. 428 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,510 I don't know. 429 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,221 Come on, get undressed. It's on me. 430 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,350 Why do you think those Russians live so long? 431 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,019 They take a schvitz every day. 432 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,479 I can't. 433 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,857 Don't be like that. It's a gift. Take your clothes off. 434 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,151 What? Want me to turn around? 435 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:38,572 The doctor said heat's no good for me. That's why I sit in the shade. 436 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,867 What are you talking about? Heat is good for your back! 437 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,911 Take your clothes off! 438 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:47,581 Look, Paulie, I appreciate it. Maybe another time, huh? 439 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,376 Take your clothes off. 440 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,505 You're fucking crazy. I'm going home. 441 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,760 Why don't you want to take your clothes off? 442 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:04,264 I got high blood pressure! I go in there, I could check out! 443 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:07,893 My doctor mentioned steam and sauna specifically as no-noes. 444 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,604 He said stay the fuck away from heat! 445 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,609 Thanks for the thought. But get out of my fucking face. 446 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,507 What'd you find out? 447 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,261 It's good. It's fucking very good! 448 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:44,513 Spit it out. 449 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,015 He's into Pussy, big. 450 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:49,518 And I mean with a capital B. 451 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:53,689 This fucking Makazian, he's a lying motherfucker! 452 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:58,527 He's into Pussy for 30 large. Twenty grand, just on football! 453 00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,529 And the rest is shy. 454 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:04,116 Pussy must be burying his prick in vig alone. 455 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,876 Doesn't mean he's a liar. 456 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:18,505 Just means he's got a reason to see Pussy dead. It buys him time. 457 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:24,178 Could this prick have the balls to try something like this? 458 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,014 Hey, we're talking about 30 grand here! 459 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,851 I don't even want to think about what we'd do to remove that debt. 460 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,020 I wouldn't bet football. 461 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,109 I gotta think about this. 462 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,446 Look, T... 463 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,948 ...if my vote counts for anything... 464 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,869 ...I cannot believe that Pussy would fear the can enough... 465 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,038 ...to hurt his friends. 466 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,958 That's what they said about Gravano. 467 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,048 All right, go back in. I gotta think. 468 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,228 [DOOR OPENS] 469 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,562 Deb? 470 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,733 Debbie? 471 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,870 - Take it easy with her. - I'd think a whore would like pain. 472 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,747 - Take it easy! - Vinnie, stop it! 473 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,458 Come on, let's get this show on the road! 474 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,461 Look at this. A doctor, a madam, a wiseguy and a cop. 475 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,422 That's what I call a vice superfecta. 476 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,430 MALE ANCHOR OVER TV: The four were arrested last night. 477 00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:54,226 A spokesman says that the officer in question will be placed on leave... 478 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:57,354 ...pending the outcome of the hearing this morning. 479 00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,565 Hate to be there when he got home. 480 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,316 I don't know which is worse: 481 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:05,153 To be caught in a bordello or to be caught with the wiseguy. 482 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:07,906 Asshole! 483 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,034 - What's a bordello? - A fancy name for a whorehouse. 484 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,661 Don't start, okay? 485 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:13,912 It is! 486 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,956 I just don't like that talk. 487 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:20,252 Most civilized countries have legalized prostitution. 488 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:21,795 You got somewhere to be? 489 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,006 It's a joke, look at the president. 490 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,632 He deserved what he got. 491 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,802 He got Monica Kazinski and the broad with the long nose. 492 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,138 Sex shouldn't be a punishable offense. 493 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:34,516 I don't think sex should be a punishable offense either. 494 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:38,812 But talking about sex at the breakfast table is a punishable offense. 495 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,689 No more sex talk, okay? 496 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:44,651 It's the '90s, parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children. 497 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,820 But that's where you're wrong. 498 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,824 You see, out there, it's the 1990s, but in this house... 499 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,826 ...it's 1954. 500 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,996 1990s, 1954. 501 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:59,708 So now and forever, I don't want to hear any more sex talk. 502 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,214 What's with him? 503 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,349 [HONKING] 504 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,186 COP: Keep moving, please. 505 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,605 Come on! 506 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,041 Come on, goddamn it! 507 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,043 Come on, let's go, let's go! 508 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:45,170 Let's go! 509 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,172 [HONKS] 510 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,222 Go ahead, detective. 511 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,934 Excuse me, move it out, please. Got a police officer here. 512 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,854 Move it out! Let's go! Pull up! 513 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,651 Police vehicle! Coming through! 514 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:57,034 Are you sure? Who told you this? 515 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,328 What? 516 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,045 Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. 517 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,632 All right, thanks. I'll talk to you later. 518 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:17,846 You gonna tell me? 519 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:21,641 The fucking jerk did a header off the Route 1 bridge. 520 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,102 - Who? - Makazian. 521 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,438 Fuck! 522 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:31,651 There goes our only shot to find out for sure the truth about Pussy. 523 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:39,493 Well, if it matters, he always said how much he respected you. 524 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,203 It matters. 525 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:49,336 He helped me out of a lot of jams. Not just with the law. 526 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,672 What was he thinking? 527 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,343 He could've kept his job. He might have been suspended, that's all. 528 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,095 It's not like he was dealing. 529 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,222 That's not why he did it. 530 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:04,226 Don't get me wrong, it was the straw... 531 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,728 ...but he was not happy... 532 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,940 ...with himself, how he turned out. 533 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,692 What did he come here for, therapy? 534 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,070 You could say that. 535 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,447 Instead of a couch, you use a bed? 536 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:19,032 It's not a bad deal. 537 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,743 Who wouldn't want to sleep with their shrink? 538 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,706 What's that mean? 539 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:32,045 You'd be amazed how easy it is to open up when you're naked... 540 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:35,048 ...and in the arms of someone who cares for you. 541 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:40,428 Did he ever mention anything about my guys to you? 542 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,058 He didn't like Paulie. He thought he was a psycho. 543 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:46,852 What about Pussy? 544 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:50,522 He really didn't have much to say about any of you guys. 545 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,735 Except that he owed some money. 546 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,822 But he wasn't worried because you liked him... 547 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:04,703 ...and while he had you in his corner, there was nothing to worry about. 548 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,709 I won't lie, he's dead. He didn't have a good thing to say about anyone. 549 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,753 He did feel like he could trust you. 550 00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:21,720 He said a lot, "At least with Tony Soprano, you know where you stand." 551 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,059 [KNOCKING] 552 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:33,148 JUNIOR: Livia, open up, it's Junior! 553 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,526 Come on in, it's open. 554 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,114 What's going on? 555 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,034 My Dominican girl said you called me. 556 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,494 Well... 557 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,623 ...he sold our house. 558 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,126 - Don't people have names? Who's "he"? - Anthony. 559 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,921 He sold my house! 560 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,216 The home my husband and I made! 561 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,927 What else were they gonna do with it? 562 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,803 You too! 563 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,513 Hey. 564 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,770 I suppose he would've found it harder to have his meetings at my house... 565 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,022 ...than in this nursing home. 566 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,149 What are you talking about? 567 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,653 Don't think I'll ever see any of that money, either. 568 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:20,987 What meetings? 569 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:23,114 Raymond, Larry! 570 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:25,867 That sneak from Manhattan. 571 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:28,495 Johnny Sack? Johnny Sack was here? 572 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,665 With his mohair suits and his shoe lifts. 573 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,209 Suits, pleurisy? 574 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:38,171 More than once he was there? Why didn't I know about this? 575 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,925 Maybe it was you they were talking about, who knows? 576 00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:54,104 Well, I just don't like being put in the middle of things! 577 00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,108 I should've known something was strange... 578 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:02,612 ...when suddenly Larry Boy's mother moved in here. 579 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:06,199 And then Jimmy Altieri's mother. 580 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,035 Three of my capos have their moms here? 581 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:13,123 Instead of living in normal homes with their sons... 582 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,874 ...like human beings. 583 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,669 This must be some kind of fucking end move. 584 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,839 What do they think, I'm stupid? 585 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:22,757 - We'll see. - Wait a minute! 586 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,720 I don't like that kind of talk! 587 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,472 Now just stop it, it upsets me! 588 00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:33,435 Or I won't tell you anything anymore. 589 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:37,897 If this is true, Livia, you know what I... I mean... 590 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:42,944 I'm the boss, for chrissake! If I don't act, blood or no... 591 00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:52,912 I have to. 592 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,623 Oh, God, why? 593 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,710 What did I say now? 594 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:09,137 I suppose I should've just kept my mouth shut, like a mute. 595 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,432 And then everybody would've been happy. 596 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,609 [DOORBELL RINGS] 597 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,528 Anthony, see who's there. 598 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:26,946 I'm eating. 599 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,450 You won't have any teeth left if you don't go see! 600 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,459 Make sure you know who it is before you answer. 601 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,420 Who is coming at dinner? People can't call? 602 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,465 AJ: It's Uncle Jimmy! 603 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,468 Uncle Jimmy? Let him in! 604 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,642 I don't believe it, how'd you get out? 605 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,311 Carm, look who's here! Jimmy, he's out! 606 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,438 CARMELA: Oh, my God, Jimmy! 607 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,149 - Thought you'd never see me again? - What happened? 608 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:07,028 - Got someplace in private we can talk? - Yeah, in the basement. 609 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,284 What's going on? 610 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,455 You got a problem! 611 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,085 Yeah, I know. I'm working on it. 612 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:23,920 Working on what? 613 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,673 Why, what were you gonna say? 614 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:29,676 You better lay low with that safe-house money. 615 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:31,052 What? 616 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:34,139 They were asking me a lot of questions in there. 617 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:38,309 If I knew anything about the dead Colombian in the apartment. 618 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,024 You look good. 619 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,529 - Thanks, I wasn't gone that long. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 620 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:53,867 My lawyer told him, "Hey, he doesn't own the building. 621 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,661 He's not responsible for what's in it." 622 00:40:56,871 --> 00:41:00,373 I told him the pool table was there when I first rented the joint. 623 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,667 Good thinking. 624 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,627 You should've been a lawyer. 625 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:08,506 Please, enough people hate me. 626 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:14,262 So what are you gonna do about the Colombian money? 627 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,810 They were putting it to me like I was a kid. 628 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,021 Telling me the money was marked. 629 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:28,067 They said there's a new fingerprint technique, lifts them off the bills. 630 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,657 You're a lucky man, Jimmy! 631 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,117 What do you mean? 632 00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:38,870 You're out on bail on that conspiracy thing? 633 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,163 Yeah, so? 634 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,917 Only you would get pinched with a gun while you're out on bail... 635 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:46,252 ...and still be out in time for dinner. 636 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,923 You're a lucky guy! 637 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,468 Speaking of dinner, Carmela's got some lasagna upstairs. 638 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:57,597 I'll pass. I got a few people to see that are late with payments. 639 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,434 I gotta show my face or they'll think they're off the hook. 640 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,361 Get off the phone! 641 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:12,904 I gotta go! 642 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,282 - What's up? - It's Jimmy! It's fucking Jimmy! 643 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:17,659 What? 644 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,995 - The wire, it's Jimmy! - What are you talking about? 645 00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:24,958 The wire, you understand? The wire, it's fucking Jimmy! 646 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,629 I should've killed him right in my fucking basement! 647 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:33,299 Makazian's guy got mixed up. They got busted at the same time. 648 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,636 Jimmy and Pussy! You understand? 649 00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:41,724 Two fat fucks with black hair! Where the fuck is Paulie? 650 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,311 He called an hour ago. He said he's on his way. 651 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,647 Why the fuck isn't he here now? 652 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,651 Jesus, Tony. 653 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,654 You don't think Paulie jumped the gun? 654 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,656 Shut up. God forbid. 655 00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:58,866 Don't talk like that. 656 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:02,829 Where's Pussy? Get him on the phone. 657 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,710 I haven't seen him since Paulie took him to the schvitz. 658 00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:09,877 Hey, fellas! 659 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:15,633 I've been calling you all fucking night long! 660 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,511 I was at my goomar's. I told Silvio I was coming. 661 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:22,056 You answer me like I'm Jesus Christ himself... 662 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,184 ...if you lie, may your mother die of cancer of the eyes. 663 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,648 - Where's Pussy? - I don't know. 664 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,276 - Don't you fucking lie to me! - Tony! 665 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,864 Did you do it? 666 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,199 - Tony. - Shh. 667 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,243 Don't fucking lie to me. 668 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,165 - Did you do it? - No. 669 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,459 - Did you fucking do it? - No. 670 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:51,544 Did you fucking do it? 671 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:55,840 I said no! Now get your fucking hands off of me. 672 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,675 SILVIO: Come on, Tony. 673 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,219 Come on. 674 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,823 I'm sorry, Paulie. 675 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:25,828 I can't find Pussy anywhere! 676 00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:29,082 Nobody knows anything! 677 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,669 I haven't seen him since the schvitz. 678 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:38,049 The last thing he said to me was, "Go fuck yourself!" 679 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,219 Did he at least take the schvitz? 680 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,642 PAULIE: He refused to take his clothes off. 681 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,732 The rat... 682 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,859 ...it's fucking Jimmy! 683 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:05,368 Fuck it! Let's all have a drink! 684 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,838 All right. 685 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,090 Hey, babe! 686 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:24,220 Look what Chucky brought us! 687 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,516 Another kitchen appliance. Whoop-fucking-pee! 688 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:31,018 Well, slit your wrists, why don't ya? 689 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:34,021 CHUCKY: Truckload fell off the loading dock at Zim's. 690 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,816 It's not even a Bra-oon. 691 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,485 That's a "Braun," babe. 692 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,029 CHUCKY: Junior said for me to tell you... 693 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,657 ...he's decided on that thing. 694 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,827 He said we should look out of town for who's gonna do it. 695 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:49,495 - Finally. - Yeah. 696 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,499 It's gonna be a busy month. 697 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,668 - I'll see you. - See you later. 698 00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:57,837 See you, Jo. 699 00:45:58,046 --> 00:45:59,672 Yeah, see you. 700 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,678 What was he talking about? 701 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,807 - Mind your business. - Whatever it is, Mikey... 702 00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:11,684 ...we're going to Vegas. 703 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:15,521 I already lined up childcare, so I don't want to hear it. 704 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,149 Forget it, something's come up. 705 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,944 Something always comes up. 706 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,280 This is a good something. 707 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:27,492 Hope it means more money because I need a new car. 708 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:28,659 Trust me. 709 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:32,371 If this goes down, you'll have a new car, and then some. 710 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:35,625 Can you tell me? 711 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:40,296 Oh, come on, Mikey! Tell me. 712 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,131 Come on, please? 713 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,887 I may be getting bumped up, a notch or two! 714 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:52,725 Tony Soprano's on his way out, and I mean as in "forever." 715 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,061 Oh, my God! 716 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,646 He's going to jail? 717 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,815 No, the other forever! 718 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,400 Does Junior know? 719 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,820 Oh, Jesus! 720 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:07,573 Listen, if you breathe a word of this to anybody... 721 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:11,619 ...they'll bury me and you right next to Tony Soprano, understand? 722 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:13,538 - Yeah. - Okay. 723 00:47:13,747 --> 00:47:15,498 Make it decaf. 724 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,005 You don't belittle a man like Junior Soprano. 725 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,590 He's old-school. 726 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,802 You don't joke about cunt-lapping, and you don't... 727 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:32,306 ...spill your guts out to a shrink about business that isn't yours! 728 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,433 Tony Soprano sees a shrink? 729 00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:37,770 You fucking believe that? To add insult to injury... 730 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,314 ...he was planning a move against Junior! 731 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:42,024 His own uncle? 732 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:47,113 Were you this stupid when I married you? 733 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:48,865 Fuck you! 734 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:52,702 No, fuck you. What are you doing standing there? Make the coffee! 735 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,955 Take it easy, take it easy. It's brewing. 54530

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