All language subtitles for Tình Yêu Màu Đỏ (2013) 001

Eros is the power primal
dominating man ...

.. and leads his desired destination
also in ruins.

It has an indomitable force,
irresistible ...

linked to the desire ... ..

.. that goes beyond the desire
individual men and gods.

Eros as a dream as a wish ...

.. as secret fantasy.

Sometimes just a hand
that rests on your ...

.. a strange smell,
mouth ajar ...

.. a neckline
a wrong button.

All this is eros,
takes hold of you ...

.. are you on fire.

Do you know the place
which are more erotic dreams?

the traffic lights.
The duration of the red light ...

.. is equivalent to the duration
average of erotic thoughts.

Someone red is not enough ...

.. and when the light turns green ...

.. is still there, and you dreamy sounds.

"Dreamer distracted,
Back on earth! "

Your wife is not Scarlett Johnson
Your husband is not Johnny Depp ...

.. they are both
much less erotic and you know it.

Some people
healthy carriers of eros.

Oualcuno have it.
some do not.

(radio) Some people
Eros has eyes pure.

Hides there and from there
launches its messages.

- Who is online?
- I am Tamara of Rovigo.

Tamara. Tell us about eros.

To me it happened only once ...

Horn and FRACASSO

(radio) I got up
because his eyes troubled me.

There's nothing more erotic
gaze.

You have touched a key importance.
Hello.

Enough with this song!

CANTA lN DlALETTO SlClLlANO

Madame!

Madam, where are you going?

Descent!

Wretch!

- Stop!
- You two jackasses!

Fermi.
Ouante times do I have to say?

I'll mount the roller coaster?

Ouest is not an amusement park.

I do not understand,
you have in mind?

You have to be in your room,
do you constantly mess!

You have to stop!

- Dario, you hunt from the hospital.
- They can not, I'm sick.

Really? Let's get him in the rooms.

- (Sings) I can talk ...
- Do not sing!

Stop putting on a show
all day!

Dario, I do not understand why I have
changed the physical therapist ...

.. and yet he was good,
these doctors are strange.

- You never know what
they think. - I agree.

J
the doctors are strange
not clear what they think.

My friend could not understand
what they thought the doctors ...

.. and eventually died,
It was six o'clock in the afternoon ...

He died without understanding.

Oui is written that our draft
can go back as before.

- The fuck no, though.
- Shut up, I read.

"It plays a key role
rehabilitation, and last but not least ... "

".. The patient's wishes."

If you're in bed all day,
can say goodbye to marathons.

Wish I could stay
all day in bed.

As I climb on the bed?

There's never a nurse
that helps you get on the bed!

Hey! Oualcuno help me?
Now I do come a crisis.

lnfermieri! What do we do?

- Good morning. Who is Nicola albino?
- The.

- Me too.
- No, I am.

J
Baldoni
'm your new physiotherapist.

Even mine?

No. How are you?

Half and half.

You fucked up ...
half above and half ... nothing.

Tomorrow at 9 am coming to get you
and go to the gym.

Until tomorrow, good morning.

Hello.

While we are together, I would like
who do not wear the phone.

Goodbye.

- Who was he?
- Shit!

It's too beautiful.

I hurt?

(Do not you do me wrong
even with the chainsaw.)

(Where are you from. Who sent you?)

- It is normal to have an erection.
- No, as erection?

We are accustomed to.

No, I have a little 'cold.

(Has noticed t)

It means that everything worked.

It is a strange period.

It occurs when she wants him
not when I want, is random.

- Have you talked to the doctor?
- No, should I?

This fear is often
in cases like yours.

ll doctor will explain the situation.

Because ... can remain powerless?

Yes, it can happen,
but not common.

Not common.

(If such a thing happening to me.
I'll kill myself.)

Concentrates
and look where I put my hand.

- Feel anything? - Eh?
- Feel anything?

(I felt a shiver.
but not the leg.)

Lucia ... Lucia ...

- Lucia!
- What is it?

- What?
- Are you crazy?

J
We are under sedatives
can not cry at night.

You make me come to a heart attack.
Who is Lucia?

- Who?
- Have you yelled "Lucy!"

But who is?

What do you call your girlfriend?

Sara.

- Go!
- Now to me! Now to me!

Now! Pass the ball!

We are under the basket,
virtually playing alone.

- Here, plays.
- Give me 100 euros, or I tell him.

- What?
- That the night, call Lucia.

- Roll.
- Sara, come!

- Dario!
- I do not care.

- Do not be a jerk.
- So you learn to pass the ball.

- Come on!
- You know what he says while he sleeps?

Not believe
after the accident, does not think more.

Says: "I love you, love ..."
Things like that.

He also says a woman's name:
"I love you, Sara."

- Why do not I believe?
- I say ...

Baciatevi and if you do
something more stringent ...

.. are you again using a mobile phone
and I'll put you on the internet!

Ouest and the quadriceps.

Below is the adductor.

The knee joint,
the kneecap ...

.. the femur ...

(I do not give a shit
of these names.)

(Tell me something erotic.)

- You want to touch my ass?
- What?

ll ass, I look at him forever.

Yes, now is an obsession.

You want me to touch.

Scaphoid ...

.. cuboid, tarsus.
- Ouali "schifoide"?

Scaphoid
is this, we have it all.

Concentrated and push forward.

Works!

Shit, it works! I said "fuck".

Works.

- Dario.
- Yes

'm Mad.

It is so serious, professional,
I am blood, I have sex!

Ouella there is, I know those guys.

It seems all of a piece,
but if you take it from behind ...

.. slips his hand under
and by a rasp ...

She first stiffens,
then let go.

Has a look ...

As I said one thing, you see
What about another, understand?

Certain.

- Hello.
- Hello, Nadine!

He is Nicholas
My companions in misfortune.

- Nadine, my physiotherapist.
- Pleasure. - Physiotherapist?

- Yes
- Physiotherapist what?

The fuck, I have to rehabilitate.

Who the fuck is that?

I've never talked to Nadine
my puppy?

She.

Put the door
and if someone comes, let me know.

- What?
- Check if they get the nun.

You're out, and if someone comes along,
let me know.

We are in the hospital, what the fuck you say?

Beautiful, we want to do?

- I have no time to lose.
- Now he comes out.

Nicola, do not break the fuck.
I'll call you.

Bella! I want to lick all.

Pulls down, take my pants!

Come on, help me!

I can not move, I am paralyzed.

I am not here on vacation.

- (Nadine) Love, help me!
- (Dario) Now do the vertical.

(Dario) Take it off, soon,
first comes the nun.

- (Nadine) Help me.
- Hurry!

- Close, nothing happens here.
- Disgusting!

God!

Good morning, mother!
I did physical therapy ...

.. and the foot is moved alone.

It gives me great pleasure
it's nice to see you in good spirits.

Excellent mood!
FlSCHlA

- I'm going to take DEORSOLA,
is in the room? - Who?

- Ll your roommate.
- Yes, it is inside.

- But he is doing physiotherapy.
- A quaestor, in the room?

- Skip.
- Do not disturb him.

You have my number, quiet.
Call me, love!

Hello, Nicholas. Hello, mother.

- Who is?
- The physiotherapist.

- Physiotherapist?
- Yes, physiotherapist.

Everyone has what it deserves.

(Open your eyes. Come here
and tell me: "Sbottonami the apron.")

( "Look at me. Touch me t")

(Do it at least once t)

Now, now!
They never pass the ball!

- Why not pass the ball?
- Let me shoot! - Enough!

Fuck!

- Dario.
- Yes

- Sleep?
- No, I replied.

- You believe in God?
- I think not.

Turn on the light.

What balls!

Shit!

With euro 2.OOO I went round
of Mexico in 15 days.

There were so many couples
honeymoon.

- There are things in love with you.
- Who?

Stop it, you say?

It's like seeing a movie
twice as fast.

You do everything fast and cheap.

Whither?

Nicolai

Nicholas, where are you going?

- A drink a beer.
- You can not quit.

Be right back.

- What is it? - Do not stand it any longer
here. - It's not a hotel!

- You can not do as you wish.
- It is a prison!

- She brings out the sick way?
- It's not in my pajamas!

Lucia! Lucia!

Who is?

Wait.
Turn off the light, let me finish.

- Who is this?
- My girlfriend.

- Another one?
- Nicola, already nothing works.

- Let me finish.
- Bring the whores in the hospital?

- I'm not a whore!
- I did not mean to offend.

The fuck does not work
is something serious.

If we discover, it happens a casino,
Hurry.

Do it alone
first one leg, then the other.

- I can not.
- There's me.

I can not!

- Well?
- Shit!

I move.

It is more serious than it seemed.

ll doctor says: "I can be
sincere? "I reply," Yes. "

What did he say?

I have little chance
to go walking.

Dario, I'll wait outside.

- I'm afraid!
- What?

We've always said ...

the doctors say only bullshit.

They say only bullshit.

They say many bullshit.

Shit!

Congratulations!

Lucia enters the club
wives repressed!

- Are you a hyena!
- A Lucia!

Congratulations!

- You still have time, run!
- Hear what he says?

Why do you sell now?
Let's get together.

Sunday, instead of going to church,
We leave you and me ...

.. like Thelma and Louise.

Ouanto you drunk?

I'll think I'm going to smoke.

Smoking?

- He has never smoked!
- It's crazy.

- Lucia!
- Shh! I'll take you to drink a beer.

In a week I'm getting married ...

.. and I love it.

So ... why?

Look me in a way
makes me mad.

I do not do any harm,
Only one thing is mine.

Ouello I will do tonight
I dreamed a thousand times ...

.. in detail.

(ln a betrayal and humiliation
being caught in the act.)

(How I would react if Sarah
had entered the cafeteria?)

(I or often:
"Love. is not as it seems?)

(Now we go home
and start all over again ...)

(.. you and me. Sara.)

- Albino?
- Yes?

Nicola Six albino?

- I am Alice, your new
physiotherapist. - Pleasure.

- Good morning. - Pleasure.
- We can start tomorrow.

We make a nice sitting ...

. . and soon
come back to play football!

- Play soccer? - What?
- Play soccer? - No.

ll our address ...

(Ouest is the punishment for
been unfaithful. a whale t)

(Every morning. To massage
thighs. be the whale t)

- See you tomorrow, Nicola. Hello!
- Goodbye.

(Now I know what I will
the will was talking about Lucy.)

(I do not have them. Alice. You will not have
ever my sciatic nerve.)

the home work and all
offer me something to eat.

- Reject. - How?
- You will power?

- See you at the canteen.
- Here is the will.

Ouest they do here?

Hello!

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- The U.S. is at 10.30.
- Yes, we were wrong.

Because I always put the alarm clock ...

Yesterday evening I said:
"Franco, you put it."

- Do not tell all, we
a bit 'in advance. - Let's go.

Sit.
I just need a coffee.

- Give me a coffee.
- Yes

- How is the treatment of hormones?
- I am a bit 'agitated.

I do not know ... I do not sleep well ...

I do some 'of confusion ...

- Have you changed your mind?
- No. - No, indeed ...

We believe we have taken
the right decision ...

.. at least the right one for us.

To tell the truth,
I feel proud.

Lately
I read a bit 'of things ...

.. and I realized ...

.. that 20 years ago we could not
we have a child.

No, although the mentality to Italy
is still a bit 'backward.

Understand?

I saw photos of this
center of Barcelona.

- It looks like a hotel, not a hospital.
- It is one of the best dEuropa.

She continues with the care ...

The Article 13 paragraph 3 point B
Law 40 of 2004 states ...

.. "You can not make a selection
on male and female gametes.

Meaning you can not choose
spermatozoa good from the bad.

For this we must go to Spain
and will not be a walk.

Manuela was little changed
after the last trip of hormones.

- Hello, love!
- Hello my ass!

J
Try to relax
Even tonight you were agitated.

I woke
with flushing in the face.

I looked in the mirror
and looked like a cherry tomatoes!

It is because of hormones,
there are only two weeks.

- Are you tanned?
- Who?

- You, you're all red.
- There are red? - Yes

- In the place where I work
have opened a center. - What?

A center where you are going to make the lamp.

Gianni asked me to go
with him, I did not want ...

- But there was also George ...
- Franco, you're a shit.

- There was a promotion.
- Fuck off promotion!

You get the lamp at a time
like this, you're a shit!

Will you shit!

- Franco.
- Yes?

- What are you doing?
- I'm going to run.

- Do you mind?
- Yes, I'm sorry.

- Why?
- You do not understand the situation.

I understand
but I try to lighten things up.

Since I take antioxidants,
I need to vent ...

.. I'm full of energy.

- Now what?
- Good grief!

Help me to do this son
or do I do it alone?

What should I do?

Do not be happy, your happiness
I broke the balls!

Now go to run serious ...

.. and come back depressed, please.
A little depressed.

Okay, I'll try.

(radio) D.J. Fulvio
to all the listeners.

Attention. family rushes.
divorces increase ...

.. and ltaly is in last place
for the birth rate.

_
Hundred marriages
fifty end up in the toilet.

Vol. they give you to do for their children.
how you react to this collapse?

- Call t Who's online?
- Hello. Virginia is from Rome.

return in the statistics.
My husband left me ....

.. while I was pregnant.

- We have just to have Committee
the son ... - And then?

- Dai, tells t
- He's gone.

Sent me a text message that said:
"I can not. I'm not ready. "

What an asshole t

You could take an umbrella!

Not have a personal satellite
that tells me when it rains.

I do not support it, are not old!

- You're late, where have you been?
- I asked you a surprise.

Unlikely.

Do not you like?

This is not,
is not the type ...

It takes a pinch of pepper,
a bit 'of transgression.

Bought a pinafore
maid with the crest!

So what?
It's just a particular gift.

Never mind, I'll carry
35 pants and I take for myself.

Sudden saw questuomo ...

.. in a completely different ...

4 years ago ..
I married a moron.

- Good morning.
- We booked Bozzini.

- The bathroom where is? - This way.
- Wait.

Do not take it anymore!
Do not give up, Manuela!

Think of your daughter,
I'm sure it will be a girl.

Do not give it won
these hormones shit!

SPEAK lN GlAPPONESE

- Do you know how to say "bon appetit"
in Japanese? - I do not care.

Exactly.

Do the jerk with the Oriental?

- He told me the ways of speaking.
- I think that ...

I can not trust you.

- Do not be a crisis coming.
- Listen, shithead!

Stay calm.

You make the asshole with the waiter!

- It is better if we go.
- Why?

- Are you afraid that people know?
- No, continue.

To have a child must do
assisted fertilization.

- I'm sorry.
- The fertility treatment!

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

I make him an ass like that, gentlemen!

Intravaginal ultrasound,
stings in the belly ...

bombing of hormones ... ..

.. and you know why all this?

Because he has the sperm
small and fucked!

- I said. - We have
our figure of shit.

Go plan, are slow.

We touch the ordeal,
they must only give the seed ...

.. that is stingy!

(Manuela) Love!

- Love, wake up.
- What is it?

Sorry, love.

I can not sleep
if not I apologize.

I did not want to tell you those things
I did not want to offend you.

Now I can say it clearly.

I love you ...

.. and I love
your sperm weak.

Then we come back tomorrow
in that restaurant ...

.. and also tell them these things.

- Lndosso the laundry?
- Yes, so the tear to bits!

I can not tell everything
happened when she returned.

We made love on the floor,
on the bed in the closet.

Six months later I found a piece
pants in the middle of the fins.

the largest lmmaginate Porcate ...
Do it now.

the follicles have reached
the ideal size.

- You must go. - Ouando?
- Tomorrow. - What?

- Tomorrow?
- The follicles do not wait.

Close, please!

- How was it?
- I have put a huge thing!

- There is nothing to laugh about.
- Doctor.

It is an important day for you.

Within 36 hours we will pick-up.
You have only to do the "show".

- Yes? - Masturbation
to catch the seed.

- I have to put it in a jar.
- You have to center.

I hope so!

It is important that you are
in a good physical condition.

Take care,
everything must be perfect.

- Just an evil of "garganta" ...
- The throat. - Yes

No, I'll be in shape.

So enjoy Barcelona
for 36 hours.

- Thanks.
- Hello.

- What the fuck are you laughing? He always
smile ... - It's nice.

Yes, I'm fine.

- Hello, Mom.
- Waiting for the taxi?

You have never seen even one.

- We expect 10 minutes.
- Wait.

You are ... I told
my wife, I have just seen.

"They have the face of those
that must wait 36 hours. "

Much pleasure!

- Excuse me, I have sweaty hands.
- Enjoyment, Carlina.

Cute! They remind me of us.

We rent a convertible
and take a ride on the coast.

- Yes! - No, the doctor
told us to rest.

BY MUSlCA Radle

(sings) Honey, that attaches
the heart, but it melts in the sun ...

.. when you want more!

Gigi D'Alessio drives me crazy,
you?

- I do not know well. - We
seen at the San Carlo in Naples.

- It was Piazza del Plebiscito.
- It's true!

There were 1 OO.OOO people
as for Vasco Rossi.

- Vasco know him better.
- They are the best in ltaly.

Think of a song by Gigi
sung by Vasco!

Jinks! (sings) Honey,
This is your flavor ...

.. when you go ...
feel that music!

Listen as the words slip.

How wonderful!
La Barceloneta!

Come on, give a boost
these sperm!

No, the primary
said that I must be in the form ...

- LL primary unlucky,
go. - What?

- I bathe.
- No, you've just eaten.

- Come on, we will do!
- Do not strip you?

- I have a costume more.
- It's not that.

- You have hair? Let me see.
- I never had the hairs.

- You have two fantastic tits!
- Reggi glasses.

Here, ocean!

But this is the Mediterranean!

Yes! Mediterranean, coming soon!

39.6. Oh God, is very high!

39.6 You!

What do we do?
Tell me what the hell do we do now.

You're a lunatic!

- (Whispering) Give me the paracetamol.
- I do not understand.

- What? - Give me the paracetamol.
- You've taken three.

Do you want to commit suicide?
I do not know what to think!

Do not know 36 hours stay
without fucked.

I feel him a basket full of eggs ...

.. my feet are swollen
And what are you doing?

You throw in the icy
with those two idiots.

I did it on purpose.

If tomorrow you can not even
to snag a "Saw", leave you.

- (In Spanish) Hello.
- Hi.

- Thanks. - Want magazine
porn for the "show"?

No newspapers, do it alone.

Are many years that ...

Miss, excuse me.

I changed my mind.

The room is a bit 'cold
me feel uncomfortable.

I take a newspaper, but not porn
a magazine ...

.. a newspaper, what's this?
- "El Pais." - And today?

- Yes
- Can I ...

- Yes
- Ok, thanks.

The newspaper there was nothing
I stimulate.

But I did not want
my son was born ...

.. while watching a porn star,
even foreign.

Then an apparition of God.

At least it is not an unknown.
I had to concentrate ...

.. but in the end I and Mona Lisa
we did it.

There.

- It is empty, there's nothing?
- It's little, but there is.

I missed the target,
because when I arrive at the moment ...

I think I jumped.

Most is on the floor.

- Ok.
- Have something to clean?

Do not worry, we finish.

Believe me, it's better if I clean myself,
also because it is my stuff ...

No matter, we finish.

Ok, I go.

Apparently we were sitting
on a bench in a park.

Actually, in the laboratory
embryology of the clinic ...

.. we were making love.

l my sperm
attack his oocytes .. .

.. and I knew
who do their best.

I had it made available
1 O oocytes.

He must fertilize at least 5 or 6.
SOUL LLO Dl CELL

Is the clinic.

Hello?

Doctor, tell me.

Ouanti oocytes?

Not bad! Okay.

- Thank you, see you tomorrow.
- Ouanti?

One!

Amazing, yes!

We've put everything into it.

- Everything went well.
- Yes, but ... - What?

With a single fertilized ovum
will be difficult to get pregnant.

Were at least 3 or 4 ...

Love, only one is needed,
see that it is the right one.

Look at that landscape!

I took the room on the top floor.

You have to stay in bed for three days,
but you will have Barcelona at your feet.

- Ouest is the roof of the world!
- I also liked the other room.

- No! What are you doing?
- I have to pee.

I'll take you for three days
You do not even get out of bed.

The bathroom will be here?

Here's the bathroom!
No, there's another room.

- Permit, is there anyone?
- Idiot!

It's great!

Floor.

What wrinkles! I look like Geronimo.

Close the door, I can not.

Love, the doctor said
that if all goes well ...

understand .. alone
they are pregnant.

- How?
- He says that if the embryo attaches ...

.. I feel like a cramp
in the belly. - A cramp?

Yes, a small cramp,
inaudible ...

.. like a little bit,
however, is unmistakable.

Here's the check-in.

Wait here.

Shit, the cramp!

Love!

- Love! - Back on the cases.
- LL cramp! - What?

- I felt the cramp!
- LL cramp?

- Yes!
- You can go on?

- He felt the cramp. - Good.
- LL cramp. - Yes!

ll cramp ... the cramp?

ll cramp.

Look out, pull it hard.
Are you ready?

- You pulled piano!
- My son is a champion!

My son is great,
My son is unique!

It's okay.

Here are the legs, hands ...
is entirely legitimate.

Maybe you can also see the sex.

- It's a girl!
- No! - What?

- What?
- No. ..

- It's incredible!
- What's unbelievable?

- Or is it a boy or a girl.
- Yeah, could be male ...

.. instead is a female,
is incredible!

it just me, I have a female!
Love!

A female!

Remember what we said?

- If it was a female,
I would have chosen the name. - It's true.

- I would give her the name of my grandmother.
- What was?

- Nonna Lisa.
- How?

Grandma Lisa.

Why are you laughing? Franco!

Grandma Lisa!

How could call
this child? Grandma Lisa!

(radio)
Welcome to "manual damore".

Today no theme.
love to freewheel.

I just want to phone calls,
I want to hear your voice.

Here is the first phone call, who are you?

- I'm Philip.
- Hello. Philip.

Have something interesting
to tell us. speaks well.

I want children, a family,
40 years and I'm ready.

What are you waiting?

In this country is not a decision
easy, get married ...

- Must be of different sexes.
- What do you mean?

I mean ...

- What?
- I meant that ...

I am gay.

- Dad!
- My daughter!

You look like your mom.

Come here, little sister!

- We cried! - Even Dad?
- No, touched his ass to Biagini.

Look at him.

- Philip!
- Too simple, Elena.

- Below is the surprise!
- You look like a queen. - Thanks!

- The photo with relatives.
- All the relatives for the photo!

- You are all relatives.
- Come on!

You are many, clasp.

- It is a family of the south!
- Dad! - Click!

Come, come!

- He does not belong to the family.
- Ouali family?

- You are all relatives.
- Please!

I want us both too.

Good morning, Mr. Luciano.

VOCl NOT UDlBlLl

Sorry, I have to make an announcement!
Quiet!

You'll notice that I have not thrown
the bouquet backwards.

I have not done so
I already know who has to go.

Two people who are close to me,
one in particular.

I am proud to announce
wedding ...

.. my brother Fosco ...

.. and her partner Philip!

- With whom?
- With a man, Philip.

Fuck no! Been exaggerated.

Dad!

Dad.

Sorry,
I want to tell you, but ...

You know how he Elena.

One day of normal
life ...

.. you give me?

I tried.

But I am so ... I am so.

- I thought that I had accepted.
- Sure.

But only for love
your poor mother.

What a shame!

him I was ashamed when your wife
loud knock on the door ...

.. remained on the landing,
and your mother looked at me and said ...

.. "You know that your child
is fennel? "

It was so with his hand.

A feast for the stairs!

I swallowed tons of shit
because of you ...

.. but I do not understand
this bullshit of marriage.

For you do not understand what
is bullshit.

So it's not bullshit!

How do I have to call your husband?

My daughter? Maybe you're a part
sissy.

lnsomma who puts him in the ass to whom?

Sorry, I do not know.

Are your cocks.

You've ruined my life once,
two too many.

You what changes?

J
We are together for 4 years
we live together ...

.. but you all have accepted.
- Madonna, chiudimi your mouth!

What the fuck are you saying?
ll marriage is another thing.

I married him your mother
I male, her daughter.

- The man, you woman.
- You Tarzan, you Jane.

Exactly! Ouest marriage.

You are a caricature
against nature!

- So you get another heart attack.
- I hope I'll be that strong.

So I will not have more shame.

But do not give that satisfaction to you
nor to that "Piripicchio" ...

.. that bitch, that funny thing
which go to bed!

You're funny, Daddy.

Not him.

Your sister has exaggerated in making
that announcement, too blatant.

We took a risk,
My father has three bypass.

Could be a funeral.

You're lucky, we get married between
one month and had told them.

She knows you, knows that you would not
had the courage.

Would you have confronted
a fait accompli.

In 45 years you have not
solved the problem with your father.

It will always be a stumbling block for you,
but it is not a crime ...

J
.. it's just that you do not metabolize
know what is your problem?

You fear your father.

Not really, actually
confronted him, but not metabolize ...

.. somatization.

Hush! You keep quiet.

- There are times when
one must be silent. - But I ...

Hush!

I've ostracized?

- Hello, beautiful!
- Keep your voice down, Esmeralda.

Tell me.

- Dollars!
- Make good, we go downstairs?

Sure, I am safe.

Director,
has a safe.

Why do you pay in dollars?

The euro is more advantageous
makes more.

ll dollar is always the dollar,
darling.

- You two are a myth to me
and my friends. - Why?

You and Philip are you getting married in Spain,
live there ...

.. adopt children
and you have a family. - What?

- Who told you this crap?
- Philip.

- Are you crazy? - Why did you say
things to Esmeralda?

- Ouali things? - That we will live
in Spain and have a family.

- What's the matter?
- You told her really!

I told her that I like.

Why do not you come to me
Instead of going from that bitch?

I would have told him no,
having a family is an absurd idea.

Who are you to decide my "no"
My "yes", my doubts?

- Who are you to delve
in my "I" '? - What the fuck are you saying?

- Listen, "Filipino" ...
- Filipino you tell your father!

You are hysterical, I would not
discuss this topic ...

.. but if you force me, I tell you
what I think of marriages between gays.

If it is a symbolic gesture,
a social choice, fine.

But if you think I want to go
in Spain and adopt a child ...

If I had wanted a son,
I would have done with my wife!

Perfect, we send everything to hell.

You can tell your father that
the disgraced, do not you marry more ...

.. and you want to round cunt!
- You are a fag bad.

Here, we exchanged
the party favors.

- Where you going?
- Where there's you.

(radio) Fulvio. are Antonio.
I live in Rome.

I am agree on gay marriage.
is an achievement of civilization.

If they make the law on PACS.
I am happy.

If you marry in common.
I'm happy, but in the Church ...

The Church is holy and it is right
that women do not become Pope

Anyway long live the queers t

What's wrong with wanting a family,
a baby?

We go to Spain,
but I said to leave tomorrow.

I was humiliated
and you know what will be the consequence?

Not sleep ever again
dinsonnia suffer.

In my country singing this
song to the children to make them sleep.

(sings) An elephant rocking
above the thread of a spider web.

- In your country there is still
the civil war? - Yes, why?

Ouest lullaby is irritating,
can block the development of boys.

Know something about Tatangelo?

- Dad.
- What are you doing here? - Sorry.

Give me the keys of the house?
I want to go to sleep there.

You have quarreled with that Piripicchio?

- If I offend you ...
- No!

Sorry.

For you my house is always open.

- But just for you.
- Okay.

him back tomorrow morning, try to be there.

- Ah!
- Who the fuck ...

- What are you doing here?
- And you?

- What a scare! You're crazy.
- You were on their honeymoon?

I came back tonight, alone.

Sorry, Helen.
Which means "alone"?

- Lvan?
- We had a fight.

I spent the first night
on the balcony of the room.

Hazy, I've done fucked up.

- I should not marry.
- You could not think of that?

Dad as he react?

- The least I was married
one year with that. - Margaret.

Already!

It must be a defect of the family.

- The wedding go there
all sideways. - Two!

We are two.

- Why did you bring me here?
- To entertain you.

J
Rooms are sad
I had sworn never to enter it again.

- A little 'transgression!
- Looks like the set of "Gladiator."

Phone home!

Now let me E.T. with fever.

Make me when he drinks beer.

Rutte

You know how old this finger?
Twenty!

- Ouante times
We have seen the film? - Seven.

For me E.T. 're a little 'you
and a bit 'him.

Big sister!

No! Nailbiting

Once I did a million,
just now arriving at 300 euros.

Here's the taxi.
Good luck, Faustino.

Good evening.

Arco di Prato, please.

- I never imagined that happening.
- What?

Finding her in a taxi.

Climbing out
and call another taxi.

- Why pretend that I do not exist?
- Do not want to talk to you.

Has no right to treat me like that.

Please, come down from the car.

No, this opportunity
I do not happen anymore.

I am not as Fosco,
I'm not afraid to speak.

People looking at me with contempt
not a problem.

Who can not accept me go
fuck, even my parents.

Enjoy old age and leave
her son alive as he wants.

I told you!

Exit here!
Come down or I'll call the police!

And what he says?
"Help, queer on board!"

Between you and me
normal person I am.

- Are normal.
- Philip!

Comes from Spain,
called "consolador"!

- It's a fucking talking. # #-Chips,
Feel how vibro.

- Go fuck yourself!
- Turn off this monster.

- Why do you like that?
- Do you know who was that?

A taxi driver.

No, the father of Fosco.

- Ouest lives in your building,
is gay. - There is also a trans.

- Nice house!
- Ouanti gays are there? - Many.

- Also you are becoming ...
- No! - (Fosco) Sorry!

- Live here, right?
- Yes

J
- I forgot the keys
can open the door? - What?

I have the keys, open the door.

- Thanks.
- What are you doing, "queer"?

- Just ...
- There! - Are you crazy?

- Are you an idiot? - What the fuck are you doing?
- I just thanked.

Stop!

Piece of shit!

I told you!

"Let your son
alive as you wish! "

- What Really!
- I hit the soul.

As Gianna Nannini said:
"Soul"!

(sings) You are the soul ...

.. and leave you there forever!

Suspended motionless, still image ...

.. a sign that never goes out!

You are my soul!

Hazy!

You had a shower suit?

- What happened to you?
- I shit on the second floor ...

.. that we had closed the elevator.
You've avenged.

I thought that I do not care
to marry.

Who cares?

We are a family in two,
I do not want, really.

You're right, you fucked up.

Instead I ...

.. I wanted to say the opposite.

Do not you invest!

It's late!
Those who put the alarm?

Between the two of us who put the alarm clock?
You look stupid.

Enough! ll phone has not rung,
happened and will happen again.

At least today I did not offend.

It's here!
're Wrong track.

Come!

- The witnesses we expect?
- Had to be here an hour ago.

- Who are the witnesses?
- Perhaps two queens Spanish!

Two bullfighters, come on!

- Give me your tie.
- I do not have.

- I told you to wear it.
- Do not be a nuisance husband!

We do recognize, Goofy!

We make no tie,
remove it too.

- Is this right?
- You are a love 30s!

where are the witnesses?

J
If there are witnesses
is a sign of destiny.

Excuse me, where are our witnesses?
Holy cow!

Went away,
you have an hour's delay.

I do not know
If the commissioner is still there.

You can be our witness?

- No. - A testimony
for our marriage.

Okay, a hundred euros.

Shit! Okay.

- But it is another.
- Yes

(in Spanish)
Miss! Please, Miss!

I explain the situation.

I want to marry the man ...

.. and we ...
- Are you Italian? Me too.

- My father is Italian.
- Perfect.

We do-witness?
It will take only a quarter Dora.

- Not much time ...
- What's your name? - Cecilia.

Cecilia, we have more doubts
than certainties, but now we're here.

If you still use 20 seconds
decide ...

.. man changes his mind.

Cecilia!

Please.

LN SPEAKS SPANISH

- Who is Philip Lamb?
- "Moi! Excuse me.

And Fosco "Sanmarzano?

San Marzano tomatoes are
to Italy, Samara.

- Samara, yes.
- Where Sanmarzano? - Samara.

I do not know, wanted to surprise me.
Fosco, where are you?

Who is?

- What works?
- E.T., fagot, though!

- Rosa.
- Marica.

(Ernesto) Cecilia Hernandez. eyes
cat's temperament and Catalan.

Ouest woman
I would split his heart.

(sings) I want to sing like this ...

fine .. damaranti!

My name is Ernesto and I
The maitre d'hotel at a fancy restaurant.

I have a wife Milan and lazy
and a daughter very compulsive.

Before the arrival of Cecilia.
my life was flat.

- Then. suddenly. light t
- Granny!

- Cecilia! Love Grandma
- Do not get up.

kids on the table, no!
Are eating.

Oh God, did the shit!

- What have you done, Paco?
- Good luck!

- Ln ltaly lucky.
- Cecilia is from Spain.

The last time I saw
was.

Long live Spain!

Do you know who this gentleman?

- No. - He'll have found the place
restaurant. - Thanks.

- Please.
- Stay well?

- Bring us a drink!
- You're right, I go home.

- Give me the keys.
- Do you have shit on me!

- And the hunt for a child.
- It is always shit!

- From whom did he take?
- Not from me, I am in Milan.

ll wine "stained"
for the "muchacha"!

"Vamos a bailar!"

"Vamos!"

"Vamos a la playa!"

(sings) Turn you want to run ', but
when you tickle, the love goes away.

- Currency knight!
- Change!

Change knight!

Careful not to fall from the ledge!
Maura, help your mother.

Mom, you're drunk,
Give me the child.

- What do we do?
- Thanks for the work, "Ernedo.

Please.

Ernesto, not Ernedo.

I danced a bit '
and now I hurt my leg.

Has inflamed the sciatic nerve.

Now we are old.

I do not feel old.
If I could sleep 12 hours ...

sleep like a boy ..
18 years, good night.

J
The older
become more cantankerous.

- Lnsisti! Goodnight.
- Ll my old crabby!

Renata, so I'm hot.

(Ernesto) Despite the difference
aged between Cecilia and me ...

.. in his eyes I saw not only
gratitude, but something else.

With the excellent wine of your choice ...

.. a red Serpico
Feudi di San Gregorio of ...

fillet of sea bass pair ..
and soup of sea snails.

Snails make me acidity.

So I suggest
a tuna tartare .. .

.. lying on a bed of radicchio,
very delicate dish.

- There is a problem ... - What?
- There is a problem in the kitchen.

Sorry.
One does not say in front of customers.

Come here!

Are you crazy?

- The Egyptian I broke my balls!
- It is a racist! - Lo?

Leave the knife, are you crazy?

The room is full,
set out to do?

The pot starts here!

You exaggerated
dirò al proprietario di cacciarti.

- Non si può continuare così!
- Ma noi siamo amici.

- l miei amici non fanno
a coltellate! - Ti chiedo scusa.

Dammi una possibilità, ho famiglia.

- Ti voglio bene, per favore.
- Non deve accadere mai più.

- Thanks.
- Non mi ungere, vai a lavorare!

Che non accada più!

- Ernando, deve chiedere scusa a lui.
- lo mi chiamo Ernesto!

Sei pregata di non intrometterti.

ll napoletano deve chiedere scusa
all'egiziano.

Gli ha detto che puzza
come tutti gli africani.

Ouesta è una cucina democratica!

L'egiziano puzza come il napoletano
e il napoletano come il romano.

- Oui puzziamo tutti!
- Allora lui chiede scusa. - Oddio!

Vieni, ti devo parlare.

- Non ti chiedo scusa.
- Razzista!

Cerchiamo di lavorare nel migliore
dei modi, ho garantito per te.

Adesso lavora
e non rompere le scatole.

- Va bene.
- Sicura? - Yes

- Mi tiri i noccioli delle pesche?
- Vieni su.

- Vengo su?
- Yes!

Sono le due di notte!

- Ti aspettavo.
- Me?

Sì.

Volevo chiederti scusa.

lo non riesco mai a stare zitta,
non mi faccio mai...

- Come si dice?
- l fatti miei. - Yes

l cazzi miei.

Per favore, non camminare
e parliamo piano.

- Oui sotto si sente tutto.
- Va bene.

Comunque ti perdono.

- Pace?
- Pace.

C'è gente.

- Levati le scarpe.
- Yes

È mia figlia.

Con il fidanzato.

Butta la sigaretta.

La sta tastando, che tocca?

Gli rompo il culo!

La cicca!

Who is?

È la spagnola. Che fai qui?

- Ouello che fai tu.
- Yes?

Sono con un uomo, un amico.

Che fate?

Ho capito, siamo troppi qui.

Andiamo via noi.

Fate piano,
mio padre dorme qui sotto.

J
“C'è la neve nei miei ricordi
c'è sempre la neve.“

“Mi diventa bianco il cervello...“

“..se non smetto di ricordare.“

Ti è piaciuta la mia poesia?

Sì.

L'ho scritta per mio padre l'unico
giorno che siamo rimasti soli...

..io e lui.

Mi ha portato sulla neve
per la prima volta.

Buonanotte.

(Ernesto) ln seguito capii che era
tornata per risolvere un problema...

..forse l'unico problema
della sua vita.

Non vedeva il padre da ventanni
e di lui ricordava solo...

..i capelli neri corvini e il nome
che aveva scritto sul suo diario.

Dove posso trovare
l'autista Giovanni Pasotti?

- È sul 30 barrato.
- Mi dia un biglietto.

Hello.

Si sbrighi
sennò mi danno la colpa del ritardo.

Che fa in piedi?
Ha anche un bambino.

Si sieda, per favore.

(Ernesto) Rimase su quel pullman
fino al capolinea...

..ma non ebbe il coraggio di parlare.

Ogni parola le rimase in gola.
le sembrava assurdo che quell'uomo...

..fosse davvero suo padre.

(Tv) La femmina di tigre. impegnata
a portare cibo ai piccoli...

..li sorveglia durante il pasto
e mangia quando essi sono sazi.

SEGNALE Dl SMS lN ARRlVO

- Ci sono cicche per terra?
- No.

- What is it?
- Nothing.

I do not want to ruin your life.

I wanted to tell
the kiss the other night ...

.. it was a game, it was not important.

So what was it?

It's just that I trust only you.

You look like an honest person,
respectable.

Are you a man who gives security.

- Why are you crying?
- Because ...

I know, I know how I am.

I'm attached to you,
maybe I'm strange ...

.. but I do not like those
of my age are stupid, empty.

Even look at them, I like
men of your age ...

.. the old.

- "Old" is not the right word.
- No!

- As they say in Italian?
- They say "mature person".

Old is ... Your grandmother's door,
Mr. Tamburini, the blind.

Mature.

- Lnsomma I made up
to ask you a question. - Tell me.

- But you must be sincere.
- Sure.

If we make sex, promise
not to fall in love with me ...

.. not to ruin your life for me?

- Sex?
- Do not want to have sex with me?

(Ernesto) Only at certain moments
discover how we are made.

To that question I would not even
had to respond ...

.. but I was impaled
like a codfish.

(Cecilia) So not a sin,
so not us ...

.. We are two ghosts.

(Ernesto) was a period
lies. subterfuge.

Never slept. anytime
was good for making love.

it helped me
with the tablets of the case.

We did
4 times a day.

- Love! - After 20 minutes,
go into abstinence with you.

Closes at eight.

Come on, climb over!

- Where you going?
- Come on!

You can not!

Come!

Come!

Come on, is hot, Arnaldo!

- Come
- Ernesto.

You can not do, we stop.

- It is violation of private property.
- It's three o'clock in the morning.

They sleep all, but you worry.

If there is a gate,
There will be a reason!

You sound like a cop.

- Jump!
- Once you jump!

- "Skip."
- So, jump!

There are six meters, pole vault!

The water is beautiful! Come!

- Ah!
- What are you doing?

Porco Judas!
He tore his coat.

Come on, is hot!

Yes, you're right.

You're right, my love!
"Carpe diem."

Shit, it slips.

- It's beautiful!
- My love!

A DOG ABBAlA
What a nice evening!

- Thank you.
- You have to trust me.

A DOG ABBAlA
- Just Bark! - Shh!

Do not scream.

- Now we are alone.
- No, look.

Mamma Mia!

Not as bad as it sounds.

For me think that we
pellets. What do we do?

Keep busy while I bypassed,
Then I call and you climb over.

- I did not understand, what do I do?
- Distrailo!

Yes

lo ... friend.

Fuck your own.

- Wait!
- Hurry, before it dives!

He's gone!
Watch how he runs!

Go!

Not throwing stones,
you do get nervous.

Come!

Distrailo!

You follow?

You follow? Answer me
It is distant or near?

I almost got, call it!

Go away!

What the fuck is happening?

- Stop! - Yes, but call the dog
and let me down.

Still, Fritz!

- Love! - You must come here
with the whores!

I'm not a whore
How dare you?

- You're not a whore? - No.
- Then call the police.

,
Excuse me, do not call the police
do something.

Let me off
and we must deal.

- Give me 150 euros.
- You are a shit man!

- Forget it, is already a situation
paradoxical. - I am a shit?

- No!
- I want $ 300!

Believe me ...

.. I have 300 euros, I swear
my wife and my daughter.

I only have 200 euros, accepts them,
do me this favor.

- It's all I have.
- Okay.

Thanks, you are a gentleman.

Ouali sir?
Took you so do this!

- Ernesto.
- Hello.

- It's 6.05, you know?
- Yes

If you smell sulfur
not sulfur.

Yesterday evening was blocked
the exhaust pipe of the kitchen.

We descended into a cesspool
and we soaked .. .

- Ouest?
- What?

What?

- I cut with a razor.
- No, that.

Ouest.

Renata, we must talk seriously.

Have another, I know.

Yes, I have another, thank God

Okay, I forgive you.

- Excuse me? What does this mean?
- I forgive you.

- I've betrayed you forgive me?
- Yes!

Have you had sex,
what's the problem?

Now go to sleep
and tomorrow we start again.

The're taking the wrong side,
because it is not.

It's not like you think,
is much more than that.

Where's the suitcase?

In any marriage arrives
a moment of great fatigue ...

.. and sometimes a moment
of no return.

I fear that this is
a moment of no return.

I forgive you,
and Maura want to leave me alone?

- Fri to get away. - Do not go!
- Renata, you're wrong!

Uses emotional tactics
for me to come with guilt.

Did you angry,
I must throw out of the house.

- Okay? - Instead I forgive you.
- Six of wood!

At your age it can happen,
Stay with us.

I throw out alone.

He has never seen a woman
use these ridiculous pietism.

- Goodbye.
- Dad, come out without shoes?

Yes, I like to go barefoot!

- What happened?
- Maybe "foo" cocaine.

ln no hospital
fails to meet the timetable.

For me a bass boiled.
We doctors are always in chaos.

Ernesto!

- What are you doing?
- I was summarizing.

- Ouante are truthful?
- No.

- A bass boiled lobster
Catalan style. - The lobster there.

- And a bass boiled.
- Go, Ernesto.

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
God!

KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
Busy!

- Love, go!
- Yes

- You left your family!
- Yes - You did it for me?

For us, an angel came
in my life.

- I told you not to fall in love.
- That's fine.

- Now that we do?
- I do not know.

- Let's Make Love.
- How?

- Oui, on the "Sinks".
- How it works?

(Ernesto) Ouella is the pocket
zipper is this.

- (Cecilia) Love! - (Ernesto) Ah!
- (Cecilia) Yes!

FRACASSO
No!

Holy shit!

Damn the "Sinks"!

God! Cecilia, help me!

Help me!

Tonight I am the event!
It's me!

- How are you?
- Not to fatigue.

J
Two minutes
the primary does not want.

How are you?

It was a good shot.

It's my fault! Forgive me.

l L BATTlTO CARDlACO INCREASES
Do not shake.

- Sorry, shh!
- It's not your fault.

I was an asshole.

- What?
- I was a big asshole.

- Your wife is coming?
- Yes

Has forgiven me, even my daughter.

Then go home.

Tell me what to do!
I have a plane tomorrow morning.

l L BATTlTO CARDlACO INCREASES
Childbirth or stay?

Parties, is better. You have to leave.

Yes

Parties.

J
We were two turds
we hurt.

A bit '.

Farewell, Ernesto.

- Ll come and see you next year.
- What?

Check back later.
l L BATTlTO CARDlACO INCREASES

Look ... Hello.

Ouest kill me.

him die here, if you please.

- Excuse me, I take the baby?
- Yes - Perfect.

- What works?
- Paco! Like this

- Thanks.
- Please, but you are doing?

I wanted to see how he was my son
in the arms of a grandfather.

it would be a grandfather? What say?
Madness!

I'd call Ernesto, the other time
has made all the transmission.

- If no answer?
- There's your wife.

- Lucia! - Happy birthday.
- Hello, Lucia! - Hello.

- What? I have to open.
- Yes

Clock, you're crazy!

We are about to go live,
Stay with us.

A guy tells
his extreme love serials.

But does it in secret from his wife.

- Are we ready? - Yes
- Call him immediately, no initials.

Put on the headphones.

CELLULAR SOUlLLO Dl

Who is?

Hello? Who is?

- Do not feel good. - I D.J. Fulvio
six live. Can you talk?

Yes .. no.

I hear the metallic voice.

- Ln this house no longer field.
- Who is? - Administrator.

- Administrator?
- Do not know what he wants. waits.

Commendatore. I move.

You hear me?

Fulvio.

I could not speak.

I go to a place where there is field.

- Here I am. - We want to know
The final point of your adventure.

Perhaps in these days
I have not said everything.

If I had not had a family,
a wife and a daughter ...

.. that I had taken home
Now I would be a pauper.

The family is important.

Think embrace
your wife ...

.. to dialogue with your daughter.

You're always in the toilet!

The daughter is a peasant.

The bathroom there is more scope
because there is a repeater.

ll process is all yours, asshole!

Fulvio.

Ouegli twinkling eyes
like two lights ...

.. and that smile blinding ...
like a sun when he laughed.

Ouando a man feels him
that look ...

.. inevitable
something that explodes inside.

I have not had a single stroke,
but three, four!

The first
when we first met ...

second ..
when I stroked ...

.. and the third
when we kissed here.

I was going to die, Fulvio.

But if someone asked me:
Ernest, it is worth it? "

Answer: "It was worth it!"

It is really worth the effort!

Ernest regalaci still image.

(Ernesto) I do not know. Fulvio.

I never betrayed my wife
and then I did more ...

But when we fight ..
and I want to feel unfaithful ...

.. I get in the terrace
I put a sheet over my head ...

.. and recite the poem.

_
"There's snow in my memories
there's always the snow. "

"My brain goes white
if I stop to remember. "

Oui under nothing is sin.

Subtitles:
Laser S. Film S. arl - Rome