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Kolik je hodin?
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7:30. Jak si slep� lidi
vyb�raj� oble�en�?
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Asi nos� jenom tepl�ky.
Nemysl� to po��d v�n�.
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Samoz�ejm� �e mysl�m.
Je to skv�lej pl�n.
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Zopakuj mi, jak n�s to m�
zachr�nit p�ed bezv�znamnost�?
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Proto�e v�era to zn�lo
bl�zniv�jc ne� Twitter Shiai LaBeoufa.
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Po�kej chv�li.
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Dobr� r�no, kobl�ku.
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Ahoj mami, telefonuju.
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Hezk� p�tek, Amy.
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Ud�lala jsem ti he�m�nkov� �aj.
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Tv�j diagram nazna�uje z�sadn� kosmickou
zm�nu, kter� by ti mohla rozhodit b��ko.
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Budu v to doufat,
ale nem�m �as. Amy m� krizi.
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- Ale ne, co se stalo?
- Um�el j� k�e�ek.
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- Ale ne.
- Jo, pot�ebuje m�. M�j se.
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V�, �e m� hlodavci
jako dom�c� mazl��ci d�s�.
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V�m, ale bylo to prvn�,
co m� napadlo.
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Pro� nem��u m�t norm�ln� matku?
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Vst�vat a cvi�it.
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To jsme dv�.
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Vysv�tlovala jsi ten pl�n.
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Jasn�.
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Bydl�me v Austinu, demokratick� o�ze
uprost�ed republik�nsk�ho Texasu.
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Jo. Nezapomn�la jsem.
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A na�e st�edn� je tak
tolerantn� a pokrokov�,
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�e jsou vyvrhelov� popul�rn�.
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- Prost� mi �ekni ten pl�n.
- V�m, jak zapadnout.
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V�� mi. Ni�eho si nev�imnou.
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Vid�? Lidi p�em��lej�,
co se mi stalo.
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To j� taky.
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Jak jim vysv�tl�me,
�es v noci oslepla?
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Na o�n� nerv mi tla�� mozkovej n�dor,
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kterej mi odstran�,
abych se mohla triumf�ln� vr�tit.
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Nejl�p na maturi��ku.
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Tady. Kdy� se jmenuje� Karma,
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m�la bys sis d�vat
v�t�� bacha na sv� pikle.
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Jenom se n�s sna��m dostat
na z�t�ej�� mejdan Shanea Harveyho.
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Pro�? St�edn� ve dne nesn��me.
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Pochybuju, �e se n�m bude
l�bit ve�er po chlasta�ce.
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Pozor!
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Zatracen�!
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Mo�n� lidi uv���,
�e se ti zost�ily ostatn� smysly.
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Nem��u str�vit dal�� p�te�n�
ve�er sledov�n�m Netflixu.
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U� m�m skoro v�echno sjet�.
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Mus�me zkusit n�co nov�ho.
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Budou d�vat dokument
o d�tsk�ch otroc�ch v Banglad�i.
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Amy, balancujeme
na kraji spole�ensk�ho �eb���ku.
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Pokud z n�j na st�edn� spadneme,
u� se nikdy nedostaneme zp�tky
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a dosp�jeme ve spole�ensky
trapn� podiv�ny,
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co vyr�b�j� vlastn� organick� d�usy
a prod�vaj� je na farm��sk�ch trz�ch.
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- Jako tvoji rodi�e?
- Spr�vn�.
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Velkolep� st�edo�kolsk� mejdany
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jsou pro norm�ln� lidi d�le�itou
sou��st� ob�adu dosp�v�n�.
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V�n�? Proto�e j� akor�t �etla,
�e dne�n� d�cka pijou antibakteri�ln� gely.
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Oprava, roztomil� kluci
pijou antibakteri�ln� gely,
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a pak sni�ujou svoje standardy.
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Tak jo, nadr�en�e.
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Chce� p�ipomenout, �e t� roztomil�
kluci tak znerv�z�ujou, �e zvrac�?
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Tohle sou�en� jsem p�ekonala.
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Budete se muset �oupnout.
Sed�te mi ve sv�tle.
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Slunce je tvoje sv�tlo?
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Promi�, Kim �ong-une,
tohle nen� Severn� Korea.
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B�t to jak�koliv
jin� �kola v Texasu,
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tak by ses neodv�ila
se mnou takhle mluvit.
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Ale ne, m�j blbej t�ta se rozhodne
zaregistrovat na k�es�anskou seznamku
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a zamiluje se do rosni�ky.
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Moje m�ma je meteorolo�ka.
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To je fuk, to kv�li n� jsem tady
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v tomhle socialistick�m kumbayask�m
cirkuse p�evle�en�m za st�edn�.
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Jedinou v�hodou je, �e m��u p�i ob�d�
makat na sv�m z�kladn�m op�len�.
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Lisbeth, rozt�hni deku.
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Jsem Elizabeth.
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Lauren, taky nejsem nad�en�,
�e se na�i zasnoubili, ale ne�tvi m�.
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M�m p��stup k tv�mu kart��ku.
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Jak si dovoluje� mi vyhro�ovat
v m�m vlastn�m domov�?
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M�j domov to byl d��v.
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M�te p�t sekund,
abyste nasko�ily do sv� k�noe
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a odp�dlovaly zp�tky na ostrov Lesbos,
abych mohla p�ijmout sv�j vitam�n D.
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To je skute�n� m�sto?
A jestli jo, m��eme tam jet?
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Do toho ti nic nen�,
duhovej aktivisto.
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�ikanov�n� tepl�ch. Z n�koho
jsou c�tit pozdn� devades�tky.
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Ne, mysl�m, �e to je
n�jakej um�leckej v�stup.
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- Tlesk�me tv�mu z�palu.
-
Brava.
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*** Austin.
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Jak�koliv jin� m�sto v Texasu
a kle�eli byste p�ede mnou.
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Leilo, Lisbeth!
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D�my, omlouv�m se
za ten chrchel nen�visti.
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Jo, minulej tejden jsem
j� zabral parkovac� m�sto
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a ona m� nazvala komunistou.
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To si nem��ete br�t osobn�.
Ahoj, j� jsem Liam.
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Shane.
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A vy jste?
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J�...
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J� jsem Amy.
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To byla Karma.
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M� v�n�...
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...velk� k�e�e.
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Pokud se na to bude c�tit,
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tak byste rozhodn� m�ly p�ij�t
na m�j z�t�ej�� mejdan.
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Dob�e, d�ky.
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Ob�as p�i zvracen� omdl�,
m�la bych ji j�t ohl�dat.
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V�, jak jsem v�dycky
cht�l lesbick� kamar�dky?
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Tyhle jsou dokonal�.
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Faking It S01E01
Pilot
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P�eklad: Alexka & petrSF
Korekce: petrSF
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www.serialzone.cz
www.comicspoint.cz
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son.serialy.net
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Neuv�domila jsem si,
�e to bude a� tak d�siv�.
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V�ichni jsou mnohem
nemravn�j�� ne� ve �kole.
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V�n�, tohle m�sto je
ur�it� nas�kl� HPV.
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Neodejdeme?
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Jenom se mus�me uvolnit.
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V�, co pom��e? Alkohol.
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J� se v bl�zkosti t�hlech lid� neopiju.
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Hned jsem zp�tky.
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V�ichni jsou tu moc oble�en�.
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To je lep��.
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Pro� netancuje�?
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Hezkej bar�k.
Kolik m� �tvere�n�ch metr�?
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Nevzpom�n�m si,
�e bych t� pozval, Lauren.
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M�l bys n�m d�kovat, �e tu jsme.
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Pod�vej na v�echny ty poz�ry.
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��kal, a� ma�e�.
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Ur�it� se n�kde kon� kovbojsk� tancova�ka
mladejch republik�n�, kde chyb�te.
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St�r. Dneska si kovbojsk�
boty vz�t nem��u.
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Z tr�ninku m�m puch��
a podle tren�ra ho m�m nechat dejchat.
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P�esta� pros�m mluvit o svejch noh�ch.
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A neodejdeme.
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Jsme hlavn� kandid�ti
na kr�le a kr�lovnu maj�lesu.
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Lidi na�i ��ast o�ek�vaj�.
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Tady nikoho va�e zastaral�
patriarch�ln� tradice nezaj�m�.
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Jasn� �e zaj�m�.
Jenom p�edst�raj�, �e ne.
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V�, st�edn� �kola m� p�irozenej ��d
a tohle v�echno je proti p�irozenosti.
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Ale te� jsem tu
a v�echno to tu znorm�ln�m.
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Ch�pe� spr�vn�.
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Tommy, jdeme.
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On je tu nafukovac� hrad?
Nen� mo�n�.
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To nem��e ud�lat, �e ne?
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Trp� bludy.
A� se ti nedostane pod k��i.
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D�k.
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Moc se omlouv�m.
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�au, dorazila jsi.
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Ahoj. Skv�lej mejdan.
Spousta z�bavy.
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D�k.
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Kamar�dka n�m �la pro pivo. Hned
se vr�t�. A pokec j� jde mnohem l�p.
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Kamar�dka, jasn�.
Mrk, mrk. ��ouch, ��ouch.
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Jen mi prozra�,
kter� vlezla pod pe�inu prvn�?
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Co pros�m?
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Nevy�van�m to.
Tepl� �estn� skautsk�.
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Jen se moc chci kamar�dit.
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Tou��m po lesbick� energii
ve sv�m �ivot�.
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Hele, zvl�tn� mi to lichot�,
ale nejsem lesba.
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Na chvilku si p�estaneme hr�t
na schovku a promluv�me si, ano?
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Jsi na holky.
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A to je v pohod�.
Nen� se za co styd�t.
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P��sah�m, �e se za nic nestyd�m.
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Kdysi jsem byl jako ty,
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tak vyd�en� z odm�tnut�,
�e mi p�izn�n� trvalo v��nost.
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Ale jakmile jsem to ud�lal, tak se
�tvrt� t��da n�ramn� zlep�ila. V�� mi.
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Znovu d�k za mejdan.
Ale u� tu pot�ebuju nebejt.
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C�t�m se jako pitomec.
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Ty nejsi ten,
kdo pozvracel celou podlahu.
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Ne, ale jsem ten,
kdo na tebe vylil dv� piva,
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a ty z toho m� pr�svitnej top.
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M��eme p�edst�rat,
�es je nevid�l?
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Jo, pokud na tom trv�.
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Ale nebude to jednoduch�.
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Kdes byl, Medv�dku P�?
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- Co to je za d�vku?
- P�ni, Brandi, jsi na �rot.
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Je m�j, tak�e bradavky pry�.
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To byl od za��tku m�j c�l, p��sah�m.
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Pod�vej, nejsem tv�j kluk.
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Jsme jenom dobr� k�mo�i,
co si p��le�itostn� u�ijou,
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ale pokud je to pro tebe moc
matouc�, budeme muset p�estat.
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Fajn.
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Hele, bacha!
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Nech�m okno odem�en�.
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Co je?
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Nic.
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Pod�vej, nejsem hajzl, jasn�?
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V�dycky jasn� stanov�m
z�kladn� pravidla.
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A holky s nima v�dycky souhlas�,
ale pak za�nou bejt...
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Majetnick�?
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�eny jsou geneticky naprogramovan�
naj�t si partnera a zalo�it rodinu.
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Kdybychom nebyly, celej n� druh
by vyhynul, tak�e trochu respektu.
186
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- Hod� se m�t po ruce lesbi�ku,
co mi tohle vysv�tl�. - Co�e?
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Karmo, odch�z�me.
188
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N�kdo je m� r�d panova�n�.
189
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- Liam si mysl�, �e jsem lesbi�ka.
- Koho to zaj�m�?
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P�jdeme dom�, obl�kneme si py�ama
a pust�me si Lovce realit.
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M��ete mi v�novat pozornost?
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Dv� na�e kamar�dky jsou
dnes ve�er vystra�en�.
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Hrajou si na schov�vanou
a boj� se vyj�t s pravdou ven,
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boj� se, �e je odm�tneme.
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Tady na Hestersk� st�edn�
to d�l�me jinak.
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P�ij�m�me v�echny.
Amen, Brendo?
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Amen.
198
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Ale jak jim dok�eme,
�e nejsme typick� st�edn�,
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�e je p�ij�m�me,
�e jsou v bezpe��?
200
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Napad� m� pouze jeden zp�sob.
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Zvol�me je kr�lovnami maj�lesu!
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Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
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Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
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Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
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��kala jsem ti,
�e sem nem�me chodit.
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Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
Sl�va kr�lovn�m!
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Vejdeme tam a �ekneme jim,
�e nejsme lesby.
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D�kybohu, �e se vol� od osmn�cti.
Puber��ci jsou idioti.
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J� ti nev�m. Mo�n� bychom mohly
po�kat, jak se to vyvine.
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D�l� si srandu, �e jo?
211
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,943
Maj� n�s za lesbi�ky.
Je to absurdn�.
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00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,195
Nel�b� se mi pohled
ani na vlastn� vag�nu.
213
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,197
Amy, pozvali n�s
na nejv�znamn�j�� mejdan roku.
214
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Nominovali n�s na kr�lovny maj�lesu.
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Mus� p�iznat,
�e z toho m�me prosp�ch.
216
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,871
Men�� probl�m, nejsme tepl�.
217
00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:41,164
Ka�d� si na vej�ce
projde lesbickou f�z�.
218
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,583
My svou jenom usp��me.
219
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A co Liam? M� n�s za p�r.
220
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Hetero kluci milujou lesbi�ky.
Ven si jak�koliv porno.
221
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,591
A p��sah�m, �e v�era
ve�er se mnou flirtoval.
222
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Fajn, a� budeme ve �kole,
jdeme rovnou za sestrou.
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Asi m� n�co s hlavou.
224
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Pro� tomu nev���?
225
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Proto�e Liam Booker m��e m�t
jakoukoliv holku na �kole.
226
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Pro� by cht�l m�? D�ky.
227
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Karmo, po miliont�, omlouv�m se.
Nem�la jsem to ��kat.
228
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Jenom nechci, aby sis ubl�ila.
229
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Kdy� sis myslela,
�e t� ��slo s jojem
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m��e dostat do Amerika m� talent,
zastavila jsem t�?
231
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Ne, nechalas m� se zesm�nit
v celost�tn� televizi.
232
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Moje m�my je pro v�s upekly.
Jsou bezlepkov�.
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M�te m�j hlas.
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Mo�n� chci za��t bolest.
235
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Mo�n� chci c�tit
n�co jin�ho ne� nudu.
236
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Promi�, �e �as tr�venej
se mnou je takov� nuda.
237
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Nem�te dneska odpoledne �as?
238
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Budeme v ateli�ru fotit
pro �koln� Tumblr.
239
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Ned�lej to!
240
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Nest��ej to na sebe!
241
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Jasn�, proto�e b�h chra�,
aby na vte�inu ne�lo o tebe.
242
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Pot�ebuju odpov�� hned,
abych mohla ��ct Ivy...
243
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O �em to pl�c�?
244
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Focen� dneska odpoledne.
245
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Moment�ln� se tu mluv� jenom o v�s.
246
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- Hele, my ne...
- Nezklameme publikum.
247
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�e ne, medv�dku?
248
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Co to d�l�?
249
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Nesn��, kdy� j� tak ��k�m.
Budeme tam.
250
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Uvid�me se na ob�d�.
M�m tv�j milovanej tu��kovej sal�t.
251
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Jsou tady, jsou tepl�,
pot�ebuj� v� hlas.
252
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,510
Dobr� pr�ce, poskoci.
253
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- Pro homosexu�ly cokoliv.
- Jo.
254
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,223
Je�t� n�komu p�ijde
ta upraven� sexy?
255
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:25,561
Typickej chlap, mus� si dok�zat
svou mu�nost zheterov�n�m lesbi�ky.
256
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,897
Hele, lidi, mrkejte,
jak Lauren vyv�d�.
257
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,942
Nez�rejte. Je to nezdvo�il�.
258
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,070
Co to sakra vyv�d�?
259
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,781
Je�t� si promluv�me.
260
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Jste moc hezkej p�r.
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D�ky a gratuluju k dvoj�at�m.
262
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Vyu��v�m p��le�itost.
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Minulej tejden n�s na t�hle �kole znali
t�i lidi a to v�etn� kucha�ky Irmy.
264
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Dneska n�s v�ichni zbo��ujou.
265
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Mus� uznat,
�e je to bo�� pocit.
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00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,218
Dost�v�m hodn� pe�enejch dobrot.
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Pokra�ujme v tom.
Uvid�me, co bude.
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V�, �e v�bec neum�m lh�t.
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Neber to jako lhan�.
Ber to jako...
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00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,853
d�rek pro svou nejstar��
a nejdra��� kamar�dku.
271
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Tu, co nikdy nikomu neprozradila,
�e ti chlupy narostly u� v druh� t��d�.
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P��.
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00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,275
No tak, budou n�s fotit.
274
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:17,321
V�, jak dlouho cvi��m �sm�v o�ima.
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S um�l�ma �asama to vynikne v�c.
276
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,455
Tak�e role chlapa p�ipadla mn�.
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Super. Souhlas.
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Jdu si je nalepit.
Bude to minim�ln� ho�ka.
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00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,429
To je v�n� n�co.
Co to vyjad�uje?
280
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Je to um�n�. Vyjad�uje to,
co si mysl�, �e to vyjad�uje.
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Mysl�m, �e k�� reprezentuje tebe.
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A je op�sanej osnat�m dr�tem,
tak�e h�d�m, �e ti n�kdo ubl�il.
283
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,070
Ty podkovy evidentn� reprezentujou zdi,
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kter�ma si dr�� ostatn� od sebe,
abys ti u� nikdo nikdy neubl�il.
285
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,741
Zaj�mav� teorie.
286
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,202
To v�echno jsi vy�etla z tohohle?
287
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:09,998
Je to v�mluvn�.
Je to hodn� dobr�.
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00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,595
Kde je?
289
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,180
Karma by p�i�la pozd�
i na vlastn� poh�eb.
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�tve m�, ale m�m ji r�da.
291
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,153
Jeho rty jsou dokonal�
sklouben� hebkosti a pevnosti.
292
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,614
Jsou jako dv� malinkat�
anatomick� matrace.
293
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,492
A o�ima mi vid� hluboko do du�e.
294
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,120
To sam� jsi ��kala
o tom moder�torovi Superstar.
295
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Tohle je jin�.
296
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,415
Liamovo rodi�e jsou v bal�ku,
ale jezd� v ojet�m biodieselu,
297
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,000
tud� je spole�ensky uv�dom�lej.
298
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,252
Jeho nejlep�� k�mo�i
jsou gay a feministka,
299
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,838
tud� je tolerantn�
a respektuje siln� �eny.
300
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,508
A je um�lec,
tud� m� zran�n� nitro.
301
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,428
Kdyby tak byl up�r,
byl by dokonalej.
302
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,889
Ml� u�. T�l�k byl dostate�n� muka.
303
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,225
Fajn, nev�m, co ti dneska
p�el�tlo p�es nos,
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00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,395
ale douf�m, �e p�i proslovu
na maj�lesov� slavnosti to bude fu�.
305
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,646
Jo, tam nep�jdu.
306
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,565
Co to pl�c�?
307
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,735
U� nebudu d�lat lesbi�ku.
Skon�ila jsem.
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00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,529
Ale bejt pova�ovan� za lesby je to
nejlep��, co se n�m kdy stalo.
309
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,865
Ne, je to nejlep��,
co se kdy stalo tob�.
310
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,952
Z�skala jsi popularitu,
fotila ses a pol�bil t� Liam.
311
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,162
J� nic z toho necht�la.
312
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,331
Tak pro� jsi s t�m souhlasila?
313
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,750
Proto�e jsi moje nejlep�� k�mo�ka
a cht�la jsem, abys byla ��astn�.
314
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,543
Fungovalo to. Jsem ��astn�.
315
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,171
Ale j� ne!
316
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:45,093
Nem��eme na posledn� dny zapomenout
a vr�tit se k tomu, jak to bylo?
317
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,222
Jen my dv�?
318
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:51,975
Co kdy� se vr�tit nechci?
319
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,729
Tak hodn� �t�st� s hled�n�m nov� holky.
320
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:08,075
�au. M��u si p�isednout?
321
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,078
Jo. Jasn�.
322
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,374
Kde m� svou holku?
323
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,710
- Roze�ly jsme se.
- To m� mrz�.
324
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,630
Snad ne kv�li v�erej�ku.
325
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:26,051
- Kdy� jsme se...
- Ne. Ne.
326
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,845
Chce� o tom mluvit?
327
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:31,515
- Ani ne.
- Dob�e.
328
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,434
V South Congress maj� v�stavu.
329
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,895
Bude tam bezdomovec,
co vyr�b� totemy nohama.
330
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,398
Jsme prost� rozd�ln�.
V�dycky jsme byly.
331
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,901
A pravda je, �e jsme se asi dr�ely
vztahu, kterej jsme ob� p�erostly.
332
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,237
V�, �e jsem deset let
nem�la bur�kov� m�slo,
333
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,655
proto�e je na n�j alergick�?
334
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,407
P�ni, to zn� hrozn�.
335
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,827
Tu m�. Zakus svobodu.
336
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,959
Nebylo to v�echno �patn�.
337
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,878
Byla jedin�, s k�m jsem si mohla
d�vat maratony reality show,
338
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,422
proto�e mluv� jenom p�i reklam�ch.
339
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,008
A ka�dej rok mi na narozeniny
p�ipravuje hled�n� pokladu.
340
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:12,639
A kdy� mi loni um�el holub,
byla jedin�, kdo m� dok�zal rozesm�t.
341
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,854
Promi�, ale mus�m j�t.
342
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,579
Nesk�kej.
343
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,331
Nelicho� si.
344
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:40,584
Jak jsi m� na�la?
345
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,629
V�d�la jsem, �e si najde�
nejvy��� m�sto na �kole,
346
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,464
proto�e v�, �e se boj�m v��ek,
347
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,799
ale tady m� m�,
348
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,969
�el�c� sv�m strach�m kv�li omluv�.
349
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,517
M�la jsi pravdu.
350
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,602
Byla jsem sobeck�.
351
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,772
Zat�hla jsem t� do sv�ho
pitom�ho pl�nu proti tv� v�li.
352
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,901
Nep�est�vej v nejlep��m.
353
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,820
Nejsem tak siln� jako ty, Amy.
354
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,156
P��li� se star�m o to,
co si o m� ty lidi dole mysl�.
355
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,742
A na t�hle �kole mus�
vy�n�vat, abys zapadla,
356
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,870
a j� jsem ��len� oby�ejn�.
357
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:19,831
To nejsi.
358
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,834
Pros�m tebe.
359
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:25,671
Jako lesba jsem kone�n� byla zaj�mav�.
360
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:30,676
Ale pokud bych t� kv�li tomu
m�la ztratit, nestoj� to za to.
361
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,387
Jsi jako Feyov� a j� Poehlerov�.
362
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,057
Jsi Rihanna a j� Katy Perryov�.
363
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,685
Jsi Gabriela a j� Xena.
364
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,773
Ob� v�me, �e Gabriela jsi ty.
365
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:49,903
A jestli pot�ebuje� vy�n�vat, tak...
366
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,113
ti v tom pom��u.
367
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,200
��k�, co si mysl�m, �e ��k�?
368
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,619
Budeme lesbi�ky.
369
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,372
D�sn� se t��m.
370
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,083
Ale jsem paralyzovan�.
Asi budeme pot�ebovat je��b.
371
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,836
V���m v tradice.
372
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,380
Nen� spole�nost se�it� z tradic,
373
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,216
je� n�m p�edali ti,
je� tu byli p�ed n�mi?
374
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,051
Jo, jako otrok��stv�!
375
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,470
Ne, ne jako otrok��stv�.
376
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,973
Jako mu� otv�raj�c� dve�e d�m�.
377
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Jako nemluven� s plnou pusou.
378
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:25,397
Jako postaven� jesli�ek p�ed va��m kostelem,
ani� byste za to skon�ili p�ed soudem.
379
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,984
Tak nezapome�te, hlas pro m�...
380
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,321
Tedy pro n�s, je hlas pro tradice.
381
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,114
- Jo.
- Dobr�, d�kujeme.
382
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:38,076
D�kujeme, Lauren, za tv�j
velmi poutav� proslov.
383
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:44,249
A te� u� na�i �pln� prvn� kandid�ti
na kr�lovsk� p�r stejn�ho pohlav�.
384
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,920
Karma Ashcroftov� a Amy Raudenfeldov�.
385
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,423
Potlesk pros�m.
386
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,599
To je n�stup.
Ta�ka je hrd�.
387
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,185
Zd� se, �e p�ece jenom
svou lesbu nedostane�.
388
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,270
To se je�t� uvid�.
389
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,688
M��u n�co ��ct?
390
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,983
V�m, �e si mysl�te, jak nejste hrozn�
tolerantn�, kdy� je zvol�te za kr�lovny,
391
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,985
ale m�li byste v�d�t,
�e to nejsou skute�n� lesbi�ky.
392
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,070
Lauren, dej mi ten mikrofon.
393
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,489
Ne, jenom to p�edst�raj�
kv�li popularit�!
394
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,032
R�no jsem je sly�ela,
jak se o tom bav� v �atn�.
395
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,701
Zesm��uj� hnut� za pr�va homosexu�l�!
396
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,911
P�esta�. Dej mi ten mikrofon.
397
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,791
Karmo, Amy, je to pravda?
398
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,758
- M��eme to vysv�tlit.
- Pokud to p�edst�r�me...
399
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,804
ud�lala bych tohle?
400
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:54,570
- Co znamenaj� ty konfety, Penelopo?
- Spadly d��v. Omlouv�m se.
401
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,960
Amy! Karma!
402
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,179
P�ni.
403
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,681
J� v�m.
404
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,142
�pln� p�esv�d�iv�.
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