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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,500 ® Hon3yHD.com! ® 1 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,927 Ash: Thirty years ago, I found the Book of the Dead. 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,768 Now, because I read from the book... 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,365 Misartra. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,363 ...evil has found me. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,045 - (screams) - (chainsaw revving) 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,441 Ash: All roads to destroying this evil 7 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,444 lead to where it all began... the cabin. 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,967 - Let's go back there and end it all. - You know I'm down. 9 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,122 The sooner this book is six feet under, the better. 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,361 (yells) 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,288 Here's the plan-- shoot first, think never. 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,566 Whoa. 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:44,641 That didn't work. 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,723 Present the book to me, and we'll finally end this. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,962 (speaks foreign language) 16 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,724 - Pablo! - (groans) 17 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,850 - You have no idea what you're doing! - Of course I know what I'm doing... 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,490 I wrote this book. 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,323 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 20 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,211 Take the deal and go back to Jacksonville. 21 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,807 I am offering you the undo button you wanted. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,482 Normal life, in Jacksonville, the three of us? 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,210 - I can do that. - Truce. 24 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,967 - (music playing on radio) - Yeah. (laughing) 25 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,321 Whoo! 26 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,966 Jacksonville, here we come. 27 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,451 (growling) 28 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,362 (roars) 29 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,845 (distorted) Mama. 30 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,129 (speaking foreign language) 31 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,210 (speaking foreign language) 32 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,131 I have fought with Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan... 33 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,249 and this type shit is my only hope? 34 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,607 Oh, fuck. What a mess. 35 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,562 (groaning) 36 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,969 (speaking foreign language) 37 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,326 (screaming) 38 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,084 (yells) 39 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,608 - (cheering) - (music playing) 40 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,647 - Jacksonville, I love you! - All: We love you, too! 41 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,565 I know you do. Hey, I love me, too. 42 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,881 (chanting "Ash") 43 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,325 Ah, Jefe. 44 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,960 You know, you don't have to call him that anymore, Pablo. 45 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,482 'Cause now, he's just water trash, like everyone else in this town. 46 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,802 Especially non-tippers like you, buddy. 47 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,401 - Yeah, thanks. - Hey, come on, Kel. 48 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,040 Ash did what he had to do. He saved us. 49 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,168 And left Ruby in charge. You know what? 50 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,209 I don't trust that bitch as far as I can throw her. 51 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,931 Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay. 52 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,210 Pull. 53 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,691 Looking good, Eli. (clicks tongue) 54 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,446 Hey, sailor. 55 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,530 - I had fun last night. - I think I remember that. 56 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,524 - This is my daughter Hannah. - Oh, how nice for you to meet me. 57 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,649 Can I, um, touch it? 58 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,689 My God... 59 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,882 How does it work? 60 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,442 Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious. 61 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,762 Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you, 62 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,163 I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird. 63 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,846 - But I'll get there, though. - (laughs) 64 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,846 F... 65 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,200 - Whoa. - (clamoring) 66 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,283 (thunder rumbling) 67 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,690 Oh, shit! 68 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,489 My God... 69 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,126 I left the windows down in the Delta. 70 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,805 - (roars) - Whoa! 71 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,042 (screaming) 72 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,801 Hey, hey, timeout. You're not supposed to be here. 73 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,169 Ash! (grunts) 74 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,763 Didn't you get the memo? There's a truce! 75 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,163 (distorted) Talk to Ruby, she sent us. 76 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,209 - Ah! - Balls to the wall! 77 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,484 (grunts) 78 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,641 (distorted) Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy. 79 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,126 What did you call me? 80 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,966 Ashy Slashy hatchet and saw, 81 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,806 takes your head and skins you raw. 82 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,328 Ashy Slashy heaven and hell, 83 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,764 cuts out your tongue so you can't yell! 84 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,523 What the fuck is this?! 85 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,205 Shoot it in the head! 86 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,411 _ (Scream- ' No! mg) 87 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,931 Jefe! Your blade! 88 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,089 - Give me your eyes! - (screaming) 89 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,488 Don't you wanna fuck me now? 90 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,490 Ah... 91 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,325 Get off me! 92 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,686 I think we're good, Kel. 93 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,801 Fucking skank. 94 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,083 (distorted laughter) 95 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,206 You will die like all the others. 96 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,085 One by one, we will take you. All of you! 97 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,248 (laughing) 98 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,161 Ladies first. 99 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,529 (music playing) 100 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,281 Well, I guess it's safe to say the truce is over. 101 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,965 Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted. 102 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,600 We gotta put our little thinking caps on and do something. 103 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,609 Yes! You know I'm in. 104 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,802 I have been waiting to kick her ass. 105 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,405 Yeah, amen to that. 106 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,046 But how? Ruby could be anywhere. 107 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,322 I know where she is. 108 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,490 Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan. 109 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,769 - That's my hometown. - Okay, that's a very specific guess. 110 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,730 The Deadite gave it away with that song. 111 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,804 That damn song. 112 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,964 All right, we're gonna go to Elk Grove, 113 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,525 we're gonna find Ruby, 114 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,250 and I'm gonna bury that Kandarian Dagger 115 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,529 deep into her strangely beautiful neck and kill her where she stands. 116 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,569 We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday. 117 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,007 Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, 118 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,003 - because... - Oh! 119 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,969 Because it's the drink of my people. 120 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,964 That's a little racist, don't you think? (chuckles) 121 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,202 Well, yeah. 122 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,202 (music playing) 123 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,406 I I've seen ahead ♪ 124 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,530 I I've seen a vision ♪ 125 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:58,526 ♪ It was reaching through the clouds I 126 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,160 I To risk a dream... ♪ 127 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,084 Kelly: Sinkholes are still being reported. 128 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,241 And look at this! 129 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,641 Kenward County, violent crime and murder 130 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,406 up 200% from this time last year. 131 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,928 Yeah, Ruby's evil's seeping everywhere. 132 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,401 All right, we need a sketch of her to show the people in town. 133 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,005 - Pablo. - I'm on it. 134 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,322 So, uh, why so long since you've been home? 135 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,042 Oh, who drank all the beer? 136 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,363 - I got it. - Um, you. 137 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,164 Your bladder must be ready to explode. 138 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,685 - Ash: Oh, please. - (demonic groaning) 139 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,683 I've been whizzing the whole time. 140 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,001 (Ash laughs) 141 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:54,122 ♪ The old man's back again... ♪ 142 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,441 Boy: Do it! I dare you! 143 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,523 - Chicken. - Don't say that. 144 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,767 3°!!! Run! 145 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:06,163 Ashy Slashy's coming to get you! 146 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,449 You think Ruby's here? In a crack house? 147 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,683 No... this is my house. 148 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,927 Or at least it used to be. 149 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,481 Oh... 150 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,246 it's-- it's... nice. 151 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:27,485 - Your parents still live here? - My parents died a long time ago. 152 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,723 Just, um, give me a sec. 153 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,088 Pablo: I've never seen the Jefe like this before. 154 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,128 Whatever happened in this town seems to really haunt him. 155 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,568 - Look at this creepy fucker. - Where? 156 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,928 He was right... Dude, he was right there. 157 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,809 - Ah! - Oh, shit! 158 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,247 Asshole! 159 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,286 (woman screams) 160 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,762 (woman screaming) 161 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,210 - Oh! - You come here to rob me, punk? 162 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,210 - Think I won't fight back? - I'm not robbing you. 163 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,561 - Ashley? - Hello, Dad. 164 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,691 Been a long time. 165 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,650 You look, uh... 166 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,484 old. 167 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,246 - Bloated like a sack of... - Yeah, I get the idea. 168 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,641 - How you been, Pop? - What do you want? 169 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,491 Nothing. Can't a guy come and see his own father? 170 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,605 - What the hell is that? - Oh, it's, um, an utility hand. 171 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,728 A friend made it for me. Check it out. 172 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,689 - I'm better, stronger. - Faster? 173 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,001 - Yeah. - Bullshit. 174 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,889 Looks like some piece of crap made in China. 175 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,407 - Kelly: What was that gunshot? - All right, put the guns down. 176 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,040 - What is going on? - You got a green card, kid? 177 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,851 Kelly, Pablo, meet my father. 178 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,723 Whoa, filthy and fine. 179 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,009 Brock Williams, but you can call me "Cock." 180 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,771 - He's your father all right. - Um... 181 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,729 thought you said your dad was dead. 182 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,247 Dead? He's the one that died, not me. 183 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,880 Uh, we were sort of dead to each other. 184 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,804 - What have you done now? - Nothing. 185 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,405 We're just looking for someone. Pablo. 186 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:49,281 I drew most of it while the car was moving, but... 187 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,603 - You're looking for Bigfoot? - It was a bumpy ride. 188 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,967 Okay, you know what, forget it. You don't wanna help, that's fine. 189 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,249 - Some things never change. - Still the victim with you, huh? 190 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,885 Always somebody else's fault. 191 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,929 Somebody else made you go to that cabin. 192 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,481 - Somebody else chopped your hand off. - Uh, no, I did that. 193 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,927 - Somebody else killed your girl. - No, I did that, too. 194 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,321 Come on, Dad. You know exactly what happened. 195 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,970 Why didn't you set those people straight? 196 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,446 Because you should have. 197 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,931 Instead, you let 'em beat you down 198 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,487 and you ran away with your tail between your legs. 199 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,290 Thank God your mother wasn't here to see that. 200 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,044 I did what I had to do. 201 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,285 Ashley, it's taken me a long time to get my life back together. 202 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,808 I think it's best that you and the illegal here just leave. 203 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,122 Kelly, would you like to have dinner with me? 204 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,009 That's a hard pass. 205 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,563 Get out. 206 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,929 (sighs) Let's go. 207 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,090 Man on radio: Oh, blitz on McNabb. 208 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,725 Somehow he... 209 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,164 Elk Grove... hasn't changed a bit. 210 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,130 - What's the plan? - We split up, ask around. 211 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,647 YOu! 212 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,203 You ruined my life. 213 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,210 - I've ruined a lot of people's lives. - Here, man, I got some change. 214 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,644 (stammers) 215 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,524 How do--. 216 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,125 Thanks. 217 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,890 Okay, let's go. 218 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,565 Jacksonville's waiting. 219 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,009 (music playing on radio) 220 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,162 (chatter) 221 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,049 (chatter stops) 222 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,567 Man: It's him. Woman: No way. 223 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,044 Woman: Ash? 224 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,891 Ash Williams, is that you? 225 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,530 Linda Bates! 226 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,251 Holy hell! Wow. 227 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,129 It's been so long. 228 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,123 You look great in that waitress getup. 229 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,931 - Probably even better out of it. - Ooh, same Ash. 230 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,765 - All okay here? - Yeah. 231 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,760 - Little Tommy Emery? - It's Sheriff Emery now. 232 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,446 And I'm all grown up. You can ask around. 233 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,284 Oh... 234 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,924 Oh, you-- 235 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,970 - No, you married safety boy? - Who? 236 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,122 That's what we called him back when he was a hall monitor. 237 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,408 Remember the time you peed your pants outside the locker room? 238 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,403 - 'Cause you were leaning on the door. - Guilty. 239 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,927 Hey, that was such a long time ago. 240 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,889 - Right, honey? - No. 241 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,884 - Can you give us a second? - Sure. 242 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,486 - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. - Hey. 243 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,881 - Mmm. - Hey! 244 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,765 You got some huge balls showing your face in this town. 245 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,485 Yeah, I do. 246 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,085 Notice I never wore gym shorts? 247 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,402 I'm here on business-- looking for a woman. 248 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,607 She's bad news. 249 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,280 If I don't find her, you might actually have something to do around here. 250 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,283 Well, then, let's find her for you. 251 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,647 Everyone! 252 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,802 This is Ash. 253 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,281 Some of you may know him as Ashy Slashy, 254 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,807 because he went crazy and chopped up his friends. 255 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,485 Okay, that's not true. 256 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,005 I did not go crazy. 257 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,448 I knew exactly what I was doing when I chopped up my friends. 258 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,491 And now, Ashy Slashy is back in town 259 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,165 looking for a new woman. 260 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,322 So, what do people think? 261 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,165 Should we help Ash find another victim? 262 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,324 Or should we kick him back to whatever rock he was hiding under? 263 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,164 Fuck this sicko. He's gotta go. 264 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,481 - Man: Yeah! Get him out! - (crowd jeering) 265 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,803 (chanting "Ashy Slashy") 266 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,124 No. 267 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,601 No more running away. 268 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,802 All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up, 269 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,167 you inbred, degenerate screwheads. 270 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,045 Except you, Linda. You're so not like them. 271 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,489 Yes, I am "Ashy Slashy." 272 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,881 The boomstick butcher with the chainsaw hand, 273 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,202 but you nimrods got me all wrong. 274 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,089 I'm here to save this town-- 275 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,322 to save my town whether you like it or not. 276 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,482 Now, I'm here looking for somebody. 277 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,046 Check it out. She goes by the name of Ruby. 278 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,725 anybody? 279 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,928 You use your chainsaw to draw that? 280 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,208 (laughter) 281 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,044 Time to leave, Ash. 282 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,328 Oh, I'm gonna leave, all right. 283 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,726 And don't you worry. 284 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,882 After I save all your sorry asses, 285 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,681 you won't see me again for another 30 years, dicksticks! 286 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,366 - Man: Loser! - (jeering, laughter) 287 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,242 (cat screeching) 288 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,769 (gasps) 289 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,650 Oh! 290 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,087 No! (Screaming) 291 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,125 Hey!Hey! Takeiteasy! 292 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,722 - Ash: Pablo. - What's wrong? 293 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,002 I just saw Ruby! 294 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,969 - Saw Ruby? Where? - I don't know. 295 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,088 I just had a weird vision of her 296 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,971 in front of a big, brick building. 297 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,805 There were, uh, these smoke stacks there. 298 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,042 - Two big smoke stacks? - Yeah. 299 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,329 That sounds like the crematorium. 300 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,848 (organ playing) 301 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,528 This is it. 302 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,010 I saw it so clearly. 303 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,004 Pablo, how long you been having these visions? 304 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,003 Ever since Ruby put that book on my face, 305 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,323 I've been having nightmares, but they happen while I'm awake. 306 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,609 - How come you never said something? - I was afraid. 307 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,848 I don't know what's happening to me, Jefe. 308 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,002 Let's go get some answers. 309 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,401 (music playing) 310 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,008 We gave peace a chance... 311 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,162 now it's time for war. 312 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,125 (low groan) 313 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,560 All right, you two, go that way. 314 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,768 But remember, these weapons are only gonna stun Ruby, 315 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,524 so use them to knock her down or whatever. 316 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,887 Then before she heals, 317 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,367 I'm gonna put an end to this horse pucky once and for all. 318 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,766 (grunts) Oh, God. Damn. 319 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,843 (low groaning) 320 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,931 Ruby! I know you're out there! 321 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,885 Hey! 322 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,401 Creepy kid? You grew up quick. 323 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,164 (distorted) You should not have come back, Ashley. 324 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,084 (screams) 325 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,803 (laughing) 326 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,206 Ash? 327 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,690 - Ash? - It's that way. 328 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,649 '(Yelling ' Kelly! ) 329 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,167 Kelly! 330 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,401 Kel! 331 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,924 (gasping) 332 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,010 Kelly? 333 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,091 Yeah, that's it! 334 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,282 Run home and cry to mama! 335 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,250 You tell her Ashley J. Williams is looking for her! 336 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,323 (grunts) 337 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,760 Oh! 338 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,684 Why you... 339 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,362 (coughs) 340 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,443 My goodness... 341 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,164 (whispering) 342 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,491 (whispering) 343 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,728 (distant screech) 344 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,769 Kelly... 345 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,161 you're stronger than Ash. 346 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,362 Why do you follow 347 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,761 when you should lead? 348 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,520 Join us. 349 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,205 (gagging) 350 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,882 Voice: ♪ We're gonna get you ♪ 351 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:27,004 ♪ We're gonna get you ♪ 352 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,527 - (grunts) - ♪ We're gonna get you ♪ 353 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,569 Get this! 354 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,006 Ha! Yippee Kai-aye mother fu... 355 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,931 (laughter) 356 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,241 Oh, shit. 357 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,369 (screaming) 358 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,524 Help! Help! 359 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,364 Ash! 360 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,601 (voice whispers, echoes "Ash") 361 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,122 (voice whispers, echoes "Ash") 362 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,403 - Ash. - Ah! 363 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,722 Oh, you actually found me. 364 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,884 Don't be so surprised, you know, I do have my moments... 365 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,730 - like this one. - Hey. 366 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,928 You broke our truce, why? 367 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,084 I had no option. I had to summon you. 368 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,322 What, so you can sic your creepy ass kids on me? 369 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,481 No. 370 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,610 My children have turned on me. I've lost control of them. 371 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,962 They want the Necronomicon. They're trying to destroy me. 372 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,804 (sarcastic crying) Poor Ruby. 373 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,122 Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. 374 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,770 Doesn't feel so good, does it? 375 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,922 At least you still have all your appendages! 376 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,890 Now, Ash, I need your help. 377 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,646 Oh... oh, you need my help? 378 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,929 Okay, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids. 379 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,606 Here's what I need-- I need to be back in Jacksonville 380 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,286 on my second keg of beer, putting my spicy man meat 381 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,091 into a mother-daughter sandwich, that's what I need. 382 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,086 As unappetizing as that sounds, you can still have all of that. 383 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,163 Just trust me. 384 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,481 - Help me stop my children-- - (growls) 385 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,642 - (screams) - Hey! 386 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,571 I wasn't done with her! 387 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,005 Help! 388 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,602 Help! Pablo, help! 389 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,762 (gasps) 390 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,042 - (coughing) - (grunts) 391 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,126 (distorted) Mama. 392 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,200 Three creepy kids. 393 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,251 Well, Ruby's a big girl. I'm sure she can handle herself. 394 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,324 - (screams) - Where is the Necronomicon? 395 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,723 - What have you done with it? - I'll never tell you. 396 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,287 (groans) 397 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,326 Oh, those damn radar eyes. 398 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,961 Do I save her 'cause I should? Or cause she's hot? 399 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,242 (distorted) Mama. 400 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,880 (Ash whistles) 401 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,565 All right, you naked assholes, 402 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,047 time to pick on someone your own size. 403 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,645 (growls) 404 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,082 (growls) 405 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,407 (revs chainsaw) 406 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,800 You want some?! 407 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,884 You feel that? Huh? 408 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,890 Do you? You feel that? (laughs) 409 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,491 Do you? 410 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,521 (distorted) The Necronomicon says you are humanity's true savior. 411 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,970 This is where your story ends, Jefe! 412 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,927 (shrieking) 413 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,003 (grunting, gurgling) 414 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,730 Spawn: Ma... 415 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,490 I'm sorry. 416 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,166 Sorry, creepy kid... 417 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,970 playtime's over. 418 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,201 Night-night. 419 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,650 Told you you could trust me. 420 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,962 - Jefe! - Stay the fuck away from him! 421 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,121 I got this. 422 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,044 I've made a huge mess. 423 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,329 Yeah, you really fudged the bowl this time, didn't you? 424 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,166 Now you want me to put the old rubber gloves on and help you scrub it clean. 425 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,288 Part of me is already regretting calling you here. 426 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,965 Get used to that feeling. Where's the book? 427 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,167 - Hid it. - Go get it. 428 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,563 My children are too powerful for me alone. 429 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,371 Ash, I need you. 430 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,650 All of you, help me retrieve the book and send them back to hell. 431 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,882 Give me a second. 432 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,646 You guys good with that? Huh? 433 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,483 Okay, we get the book, 434 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,529 send your loser kids back to hell, 435 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,523 we're back in Jacksonville by Friday. 436 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,490 Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, because... 437 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,881 Uh, yeah, you already used that one. 438 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,371 - Really? - Word-for-word. 439 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,885 Wow. 440 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,690 Maybe I'm getting that bad memory disease. 441 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,086 - Alzheimer's? - Alzheimer's?! 442 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,527 That's a bad memory disease. Why would you mention that? 443 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,166 Focus up, we got work to do. 444 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,449 Let's go save the world. 445 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,080 (music playing) 446 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,442 ♪ Been sailing the space waves ♪ 447 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,331 I It seems like forever ♪ 448 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,562 ♪ I can't count the miles I 449 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,326 ♪ My mind has flown ♪ 450 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,087 ♪ Yet, people, I've been somewhere ♪ 451 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,565 I While on my way to nowhere ♪ 452 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,445 ♪ And I discovered my wings ♪ 453 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,291 ♪ Have a mind of their own ♪ 454 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,249 ♪ I'm a star rider ♪ 455 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,011 I In a race never-ending ♪ 456 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,408 I I'm here for the moment ♪ 457 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,370 ♪ To sing you this song ♪ 458 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,125 Created by: A. 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