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After my eighth divorce,I decided to paint myself green
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and vanish into the wilderness,
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so as to not scare awaythose tree-dwelling shrimps.
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I heard they use them to make medicine!
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What are you doing here?
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Who are you? Where are you from?
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Where are you from?
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How did you climb up here?
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Where are your parents?
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Your parents!
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Fresh flowers.
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What was that?
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I am cold…
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Yes, that's it. I'm cold!
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Don't tell me you climbed
all the way up here.
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Did you fall out of a plane?
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Come on, hop on!
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Watch out, don't slip.
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You're French, right?
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-Are you lost?
-What about you?
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Do your parents know you're lost?
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What about you?
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-What?
-Are you lost?
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No. No, I'm not lost.
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-How come?
-How come what?
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How come we can't hear any cars?
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I thought cars would be everywhere,
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and the air would be unbreathable…
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What's going on? Is it Bicycle Day?
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This isn't Central Park, is it?
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OK, all right.
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Take your time, hold on tight
and don't look down.
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-Aren't you scared?
-What about you?
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Can you stop saying that
every time I ask you a question.
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Why?
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No reason.
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You're sick, aren't you?
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No, why?
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Your face is very green.
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Is everybody green around here?
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I guess not. Those guys aren't green.
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Where is this little girl from?
Is she your daughter?
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No. Did you see her climbing up?
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No.
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Really?
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I didn't move from here.
I was smoking my cigar.
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Well, I have no idea
what she's doing here.
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Explain to me what you're doing
in the middle of the jungle.
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Are you French or not?
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What about you?
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I guess you're hungry.
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What about you? Yes!
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You look better when you're not green.
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At least, you look clean.
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Do you live here? Do you live alone?
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Is that because nobody
wants to live with you?
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What's this?
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Me and my grandma.
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Is that you?
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Wow! Time hasn't been kind to you!
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Thanks.
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What's this?
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When was the last time
you saw your parents?
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What's he doing? Is he eating her?
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All right, look, I do love a good joke
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when the time is right,
and I also love deadpan humor,
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but it's getting late,
and it's time to stop playing:
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tell me where your parents are,
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who they are, and what you're doing here,
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and that's it!
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What's it?
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No, I'm kidding. But I've told you
three times already.
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You didn't tell me anything!
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I'm here in New York, USA, to visit,
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and I hope your fellow New-Yorkers
aren't as angry as you are…
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I'm not angry at all!
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…otherwise, I'm going to regret this.
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Regret what? We're not in New York.
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We're in the middle of a shithole
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between Patagonia and Canada! Got it?
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Is New York far away?
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Quite.
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They must've sent me off course.
That's it.
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What do you mean?
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They sent you off course? Who's "they"?
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Stop talking in riddles,
because, first of all…
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You need to start talking nicer to me,
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because, "first of all", as you say,
I'm exhausted.
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Exhausted.
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Look,
we both need to get on the same page.
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Do you see any kids here?
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No.
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-Do you know why?
-No.
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-Because I don't have any.
-Right.
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And if I don't have any,
there's no reason…
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For me to deal with other people's kids.
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Good night, sir.
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Well, good night…
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Deglaze your sauce basebefore coating your escalopes with it.
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Escalopes!
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That's a good one, you need escalopes!
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Colonel de Villeneuve, from the DGSE.
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Margaux Bouvier.
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs' orders:
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this mission must remain top-secret.
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The US would be too happy
to stick their nose in it.
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-You know how opportunistic they are.
-Oh, I do!
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This oceanographic complex
will serve as a discreet base.
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This way.
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Did we manage to decipher the message?
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I called Prof. Andreu
from the Collège de France.
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He tried with all the known writings,
current and ancient.
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The message was written in Sumerian.
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The oldest writing system in the world,
Colonel.
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I don't get it.
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From 4,000 BC!
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So they landed
at 62 degrees and 32 minutes west,
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five degrees and 45 minutes north
at 17:00 UT.
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In the middle of the jungle,
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in Canaima Natural Park.
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I hate flies!
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Miss Bouvier, this is Major Bénard,
from our Special Missions Bureau.
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Bénard…
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Jeff Bénard.
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Ouch! Special missions?
What special missions?
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France's secret service, miss.
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Nobody theatened us.
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How do you know
we're not facing a race of invaders
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that decided to annihilate us?
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What do you plan to do?
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Use napalm to clear the forest?
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That area is a no-go area.
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Primitive tribes of ferocious natives
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live there, no contact with civilization.
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We're not supposed to go there.
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We have a plane waiting for you
at Cunabero's airport.
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You'll be dropped off
near the point of impact. Good luck.
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How could you give me
this bimbo as a partner?
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Look, Bénard…
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What's up with this fly swatter guy?
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Come on, ladies, Daddy needs some dough.
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Come on, tell me something, try to speak.
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Come on, don't be so annoying.
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You could say something.
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You're sure
you don't have anything to tell me?
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Come on, give it a try, give it a try!
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Do this with your mouth…
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Doesn't he talk?
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What about you? Don't you speak French?
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Can't your dog talk?
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-What's your name?
-My name is…
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Lolo, Lala, Lili, Lulu.
Yeah, Lulu's not bad.
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Put this on. We're leaving.
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Where do I put it on?
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Wear it.
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Your head goes in the big hole
and your arms in the small ones.
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-Is it a gift?
-Yes, that's right.
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Can I swap it
for something that's less ugly?
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Ah no, you can't, I'm in a hurry
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and we have a long drive ahead of us.
Another time.
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-What other time?
-Forget it. We're off.
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No, no, I can't.
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Of course you can, look…
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hold my hand, let it go and that's it!
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No!
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I can't! I can't, no need to insist.
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I told you we're leaving so let's go!
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No, hey!
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Come back here! Right now!
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What a pain in the ass!
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I've had it with her!
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Hold on! You're right, there's no hurry.
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Come back, I'll show you something funny.
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What is it?
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How to behave!
If you don't come down right now…
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What's gonna happen?
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Actually, I don't care,
I'm not your babysitter!
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What's up with those little rascals?
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Come on, go away, I've had it!
What's wrong with you guys?
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Are you chickening out?
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Take good care of her!
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All right.
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Look, I'm warning you!
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I only tolerate sexual contact
in cases of utmost necessity!
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Awesome, I'm not into fake blondes anyway.
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Turn around!
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62°32’ west. 5°45’ north…
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We're there! Let's jump out.
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No, this is as thick and bushy
as a darkies pubes.
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We can't land there!
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Well, nearby, then, in the river!
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Are you out of your mind?
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-Do you know what you are?
-A major.
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No, you're lame!
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The most minor inconvenience
makes your balls sweat.
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Out of the way! I'm jumping!
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Good luck to you!
Come on, let's head back!
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The Génoise can be…
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placed in the bain-marie
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and whisked until it forms a strip.
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Pour it in a buttered mold.
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You aren't allowed here.
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The park is off-limits!
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This is off-limits! You aren't allowed
to go that way! Bye!
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So, Coco, still here?
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Coco's still here.
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Let's go, guys! I want everybody alive!
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Yes, Major.
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Watch out,
we don't know what they look like.
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Yes, Major.
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This one's for me.
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-This one's for me!
-OK!
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-Is the doctor around?
-Yes.
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Ah, hello!
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I'll see you next month?
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On the 22nd.
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PEDRITO: PHOTOGRAPHER
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Nice pictures.
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1,000 dollars? We had agreed on 2,000.
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You'll get the rest
when I get my passport back.
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A mojito, please.
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MISSING GIRLS
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Nobody's looking for that girl,
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but they're still looking for me.
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I don't want to stay here. For God's sake!
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The only way there is by boat,
and we can't get past the bridge.
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That's where the National Park starts.
It's forbidden.
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Where the hell is that guy, the ugly one?
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He left with a commando.
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This is a very tough expedition,
and there's no way…
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What? You let that ape leave
with no scientific backup?
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We decided to do without.
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Well,
I could do without your services, sir.
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The French Navy
can say goodbye to working for me.
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The French Navy replies:
"Get lost, ma'am."
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-Taxi! Telephone!
-Yes, ma'am, come here!
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Canaima jungle!
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Thanks. Close the door…
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Please, that boat.
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Come back, I beg you! Come back, please!
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I'm coming back!
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What's he doing?
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They can't help being a nuisance.
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Thank you so much!
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Thanks.
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Cheap souvenirs, rice?
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No thanks, I don't need your souvenirs.
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Sorry.
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Move over, sorry.
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Do you speak French?
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Yes.
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-That's amazing!
-Amazing!
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Sorry!
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-Can I?
-Go ahead.
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Look, I'm so glad to bump into you.
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Maybe you can help me.
Do you know this region well?
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It's my first time here.
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You can still be helpful,
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because, check this out,
I'm going to this area here…
260
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,916
Look, ma'am,
I don't want to sound cavalier
261
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,708
or even rude, but I'm afraid
I can't help you with anything.
262
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:01,708
Oh?
263
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,541
My vacation's over.
264
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,791
Just a quick boat ride
and I'll be heading back to Paris.
265
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,625
Ah. How was it?
266
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,375
-What?
-Your vacation.
267
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,916
Unforgettable.
268
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,541
So…
269
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,000
But… why are they slowing down?
270
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,291
-Unbelievable!
-Go talk to the captain.
271
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,583
But… what's going on?
272
00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:26,583
I don't understand! I've got a job to do!
273
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,916
-Sorry.
-Ouch!
274
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,500
Sorry… What's going on?
275
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,208
Let's go, I'm in a rush.
276
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,875
In a rush!
277
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:41,375
Forward! Captain, please, go faster!
278
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,125
Yes, yes.
279
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:17,083
Mister! Please! Me, Canaima!
280
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,125
-Yes.
-Yes?
281
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,708
-Over there?
-Over there.
282
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,375
-Canaima.
-Canaima.
283
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:36,375
Thanks.
284
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,208
Please!
285
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,833
CANAIMA NATIONAL PARK
ACCESS PROHIBITED
286
00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:48,416
I have a problem,
287
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,958
I forgot my handbag on the other side.
288
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,666
You're not allowed here.
289
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,000
But why?
290
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,333
Over there!
Why is he allowed to get through?
291
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:01,625
-Stop!
-Stop!
292
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,750
Stop!
293
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,250
Mister?
294
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,750
Mister?
295
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:52,208
Ah! I've been looking for you everywhere!
296
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,416
I need information…
297
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,625
No wonder the French
have such a bad reputation abroad.
298
00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:58,791
Unbelievable.
299
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,791
Just one question! Not two, one!
300
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,791
Do you know the way to Canaima?
301
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,791
What are you after?
302
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:13,625
I'm looking for my roots.
303
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:17,083
I mean, it's a long story,
I don't want to bother you with it.
304
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,666
You already did.
305
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,791
Which way is it?
306
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,291
My father was an ethnologist.
307
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:32,416
He spent his entire life
wandering the globe.
308
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:36,125
I hardly knew him,
he was like a fleeting shadow
309
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,583
who would come and kiss me in my sleep,
310
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:42,500
leaving an exotic scent on my cheek
311
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,833
before he'd fly back off
to the wilderness.
312
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,500
And one day, up there,
313
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,750
he was ambushed. Papuan tribesmen.
314
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,000
There's never been any Papuans up there.
315
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,875
They were there on that day!
316
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,375
Papuan, Jivaro, Picaro, same difference!
317
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,000
Stop interrupting me.
318
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,333
Can't you see I'm a broken woman?
319
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,666
I need to go up there and that's it.
320
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:16,166
Are you looking for your daughter?
A little girl?
321
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,541
A girl? What do you…
322
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:12,250
You're never allowed on my dinghy again!
323
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:31,291
What were you saying earlier?
324
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,500
You were talking about a little girl!
325
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,500
I didn't say anything.
326
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,458
You did! You mentioned a little girl!
327
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,041
Forget the little girl!
328
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:48,958
What are you doing?
329
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,083
I'm stopping.
330
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:51,291
What for?
331
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,541
To eat and sleep.
332
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:57,333
Ah, no, I'm not hungry,
I'm not sleepy. No.
333
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:58,875
Well, good for you.
334
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,000
We need to keep going!
335
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:03,750
I dunno, listen to your heart!
336
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:07,291
If you change your mind,
I'll save you some pork and beans.
337
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:13,208
OK, look,
do you want me to tell you the truth?
338
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:17,958
This is something
that needs to stay just between us.
339
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:21,333
Honestly,
I'd rather have nothing at all between us.
340
00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:24,625
All right, listen,
let's lay our cards on the table!
341
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,958
Something extraordinary
is happening to us.
342
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,125
To us?
343
00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,250
Yes, I apologize,
I didn't introduce myself.
344
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,875
I'm Doctor Bouvier.
345
00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,750
Margaux Bouvier.
346
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:41,666
Research officer
at the Nançay Radio Observatory.
347
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,708
It's true.
348
00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:47,333
And we're constantly listening
to the Universe around us.
349
00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,166
I thought
you were looking for your father.
350
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:52,125
Don't try to change the subject!
351
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:55,458
I can't tell you what I'm looking for.
I'm not allowed to.
352
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:57,208
Also, you wouldn't believe me.
353
00:29:57,291 --> 00:30:01,458
Anyway, I can tell you
we'll witness the most important discovery
354
00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:04,000
of all time.
355
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,500
Perhaps that warrants skipping a meal, no?
356
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,666
I never skip any meal!
357
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,041
You're so self-centered!
358
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,125
Yes, and believe me, it's a full-time job!
359
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:17,666
Look, I have no family,
no strings, no kids.
360
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,333
I've been waiting for this
since I was born!
361
00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:23,125
You can't ruin this
just because you're hungry!
362
00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,791
This wine from 1989 is delicious!
363
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,916
I can't believe this!
364
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,166
All right.
365
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,583
If that's what you want, I'm off.
366
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:35,125
and if something happens to me,
it'll be on your hands.
367
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,208
What a jerk…
368
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,625
Ah! A huge bug! Come here!
369
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,500
I'll check it out tomorrow morning.
370
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,958
How selfish and rude…
371
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:17,333
I have an idea! I think you'll like it.
372
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:19,541
If I agree to sleep with you,
373
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,250
can we leave as soon as we're done?
374
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,541
That way, we both help each other out…
375
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:31,250
-What do you say?
-No thanks!
376
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,625
I just wanted to help you out…
377
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,750
You don't have any cotton wool, do you?
378
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,416
She really won't get off my back.
379
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,833
Unbelievable.
She's gonna keep me up all night.
380
00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:05,541
What the hell is wrong with her?
381
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:06,916
How dare he? What a jerk!
382
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:21,416
Ah, it's really sweet of you
to wait for me.
383
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,000
I didn't take too long, did I?
384
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,041
Oops, you're going to lose your passport!
385
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,208
Choiseul, Édouard, Alphonse.
386
00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:36,416
You don't look like much
without that beard!
387
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:38,708
Come on, now!
388
00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:40,000
I'm not going through your stuff!
389
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,125
You can, I have nothing to hide.
390
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,083
Are you a dentist?
That's useful to have around.
391
00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:48,500
You're scouting the area
to open a practice, aren't you?
392
00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,583
I'm no longer a dentist.
393
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,333
No? Ah! What are you?
394
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,666
I'm irritated!
395
00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:10,458
And they're viviparous, so,
396
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,958
people confuse them with amphibians,
397
00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:16,041
but they're actually lemurs and…
398
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,166
-It's a…
-Hush!
399
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,375
Stop touching me!
400
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,958
Shut up, goddammit!
401
00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,166
Oh! Who's this?
402
00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:33,166
-Who are they?
-The Canaima people.
403
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,458
They're not overly courteous…
404
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,750
They aren't gonna eat us, are they?
This isn't Tintin.
405
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,875
Yeah,
but I have no idea how to get through!
406
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,166
Why didn't you ask?
407
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,458
Because I'm used to my route,
to traveling alone,
408
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,333
and not to let anyone bust my balls!
409
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,708
Electronics! My father always used to say…
410
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:57,125
Your father
is seriously starting to bust my gonads!
411
00:34:57,208 --> 00:35:00,750
The varnish is crackling,
your crudeness is showing.
412
00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,083
The one on the right!
413
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,083
I doubt we'll go that way!
414
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,625
Look, I'm positive about this,
I'm a scientist.
415
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:14,916
I'm certain about this!
It's right here, the GPS doesn't lie!
416
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,916
I'd call you something else.
417
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,125
-This is a map.
-Yeah.
418
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:23,208
It's the most direct route!
419
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,958
All right, OK.
We'll find a way around this.
420
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,625
Amazing technology!
421
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,916
Come on, honey, you got to be flexible!
422
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,250
It's obvious that over there,
423
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,833
on the right, is our way out of here!
424
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,875
Look, lady,
425
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,500
we're gonna set things straight right now!
426
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,750
Don't you ever call me honey again!
427
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,750
What do you want me to call you?
428
00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,583
You don't call me.
429
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:04,541
Do you believe in aliens?
430
00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,375
Because… Are you even listening?
431
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,666
There are other lifeforms in the Universe.
432
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,666
Do the math. Let me ask you this:
433
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,916
just in our galaxy, 200 billion stars…
434
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,875
You can't convince me
that we're alone in the cosmos,
435
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,166
it's mathematically impossible.
436
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,083
You're not saying anything…
437
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:25,708
For one, I lost my crate
of Château Margaux because of you!
438
00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,500
Secondly,
I don't give a shit about the cosmos.
439
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:32,083
Thirdly, I can't remember
my point but I will eventually!
440
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:59,375
Do you know them? Do you live here?
441
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,750
Write down all your questions on paper,
442
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,416
with boxes to tick off.
443
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,416
I'm done.
444
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,750
This is it! I'm 13 meters away!
445
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,291
Right here!
446
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,916
One, two, three, four…
447
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
448
00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,250
-11, 12, 13. Right here!
-Long live the bride!
449
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:31,125
Is that it?
450
00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:37,750
62°32’ west.
451
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,333
Is this the place? Are you in charge?
452
00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,250
Tell me exactly what you saw.
453
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,583
Did something fall down from the sky?
454
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:46,458
Cosmos…
455
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:48,416
Spaceship…
456
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,041
Cosmic spacecraft
457
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,791
Landing.
458
00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,916
Where did he go? Where is it?
459
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,791
No?
460
00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:05,750
Planet, planet… Sky… Spaceship…
461
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:10,208
Down…
462
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,500
Truly baffling.
463
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,416
Boom.
464
00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,541
I beg you, try harder,
465
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:23,500
you've witnessed something, haven't you?
466
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,541
Ah!
467
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:30,208
Yes? Ah! That way?
468
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,583
The Moon.
469
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,708
What's she…
470
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,416
She comes from the Moon.
471
00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,166
Is she the one who saw something?
472
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:11,833
Is she your daughter?
473
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:14,458
-Presents?
-Presents.
474
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,333
Can you lean down for me, Édouard?
475
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:17,458
For what?
476
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,500
How do you know my name?
477
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,750
I know everything.
478
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,250
You found a woman who accepts you.
479
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,166
Help me, please.
480
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:34,541
How do I look?
481
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,416
Do I really look like a little girl?
482
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:46,708
Tell me,
why did you draw that line up to here?
483
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:48,416
To explain.
484
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,125
Explain what?
485
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,166
Where I come from. It's that way.
486
00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:58,041
Who brought you here?
487
00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,083
Nobody, I ran away.
488
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:01,666
Why?
489
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:04,833
Because of the pill, duh…
490
00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:07,625
A pill? Where did you run away from?
491
00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:12,458
What do you guys call it?
Beta Centauri, you call it.
492
00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,041
Beta… Beta what?
493
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,958
Centauri.
494
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,875
But do you know what that means?
495
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,583
Yes, it's a star. Our sun.
496
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,000
What are you talking about?
497
00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,250
Look at you. You're a little girl,
not an alien.
498
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,708
Beta Centauri is a star
located in the Virgo Cluster,
499
00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,708
Ten light years away.
500
00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:36,333
A thousand billion kilometers!
What are you talking about?
501
00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:39,208
1,253 billion, 364 million,
502
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:41,166
625,903 kilometers.
503
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,500
I thought you were an astronomer.
504
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,958
How do you know this?
505
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:55,041
A cuneiform scripture…
506
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,541
This is Sumerian!
507
00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,166
What did you write?
508
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,708
That's my name.
509
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,291
But you know what I'd really like?
510
00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,291
I'd like you to call me Lulu.
511
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,458
Lulu.
512
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:10,708
Are you disappointed?
513
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:13,166
That's not how you imagined us?
514
00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:16,333
-Who's "us"?
-Us. Aliens.
515
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,250
And what's this here?
516
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,125
What did you write? Your planet's name?
517
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:24,166
No, this is our story.
518
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,625
Our planet is so tiny
519
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:31,000
that there's only room for kids,
520
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,291
kids that never grow up.
521
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:38,125
But, like you guys, we know how to talk,
write, we know stuff.
522
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,583
Probably more stuff than you guys.
523
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,541
'Cause we have time
to learn all that stuff.
524
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,416
We stay on our planet,
525
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:50,000
studying the infinite Universe,
526
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,791
and we know that love can make you cry
527
00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:57,583
and that death is when it's all gone.
528
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,416
That's why we take the pill.
529
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:05,500
So we don't get old and die.
530
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,750
But having that much knowledge,
531
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:10,250
isn't enough for me anymore.
532
00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,666
So I decided I wanted to find out
what it's like
533
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:18,416
to love and to die. The stuff you guys do.
534
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:22,125
The only problem is my pursuers
made me veer off course.
535
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,125
And now I'm stuck
in the middle of nowhere.
536
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,166
Who was after you?
537
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,791
Tell me… If you're not real kids
538
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,583
and you never die, how old are you?
539
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,666
Beats me…
540
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:44,916
Whereas, you guys…
541
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:47,875
You need to slice up your life in segments
542
00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:50,083
to figure out how long you've got left.
543
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:56,583
What about your pill?
What happens if you stop taking it?
544
00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:58,958
Maybe I'll die.
545
00:42:59,916 --> 00:43:04,041
But if the Moon fills up again,
they'll come and pick me up.
546
00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,750
What's the matter?
547
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:38,500
-Are you crying?
-Are you kidding me! It's raining.
548
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:49,166
Now it's time to sleep.
549
00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:15,708
I've waited for this moment
since I was a little girl.
550
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:18,791
It was a dream I never thought
would really come true.
551
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:22,041
A lifeform from another solar system
552
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:24,875
establishing contact with us.
553
00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:29,541
Have you ever had
your own unattainable dreams,
554
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,250
stuff you feel
555
00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:34,583
you've been pursuing your entire life?
556
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,083
I have.
557
00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:39,833
We always picture aliens
as weird creatures,
558
00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:42,708
blue, yellow, or green predators.
559
00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:44,916
It's always easier to imagine the worst.
560
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,625
Yes. Maybe we're the worst, not them.
561
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:51,875
It's true. We spend our lives sleeping,
562
00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:54,750
fighting, being suspicious of one another.
563
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:59,291
It's a miracle nowadays when people
still say "thanks" and "hello".
564
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:01,750
Hello.
565
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,375
Ah…
566
00:45:03,791 --> 00:45:06,583
It's true, we're wasting our lives away…
567
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,250
We're throwing our lives out the window,
568
00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:12,458
we try to give our life meaning
when it's meaningless.
569
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,291
It has a lifespan, that's it.
570
00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:16,000
We're not ticking the right boxes.
571
00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,333
You know what?
572
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,500
We're gonna start ticking
those boxes away,
573
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:24,333
-with whatever's available.
-Oh!
574
00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:26,250
What's available?
575
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:29,000
How dare you talk to a woman that way!
576
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,000
I forbid you to brush up against me,
even from afar.
577
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,208
I have no intention
of brushing up against you!
578
00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:35,625
Well, you just did. You were rude enough,
579
00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:38,458
on a day like this one,
to try to take advantage of me!
580
00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,291
What did you think I was up to?
581
00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:42,208
That I was about
to bang you on the dresser?
582
00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,333
I'm not that lonely!
583
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,916
Also, there is no dresser here.
584
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,458
You want me to tell you a secret?
585
00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:48,541
Yes.
586
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:52,458
I got my genitalia removed. All of it.
587
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,916
-Oh!
-Wanna know why?
588
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,166
So I never have to deal
with females like you!
589
00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:00,583
You really think your gibberish,
590
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,666
your knees and your turned-up nose
would be enough to change my mind?
591
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:07,000
He's impotent, that explains it.
592
00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:11,000
In any case,
I hate women who act so confident,
593
00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:15,291
especially on a Friday night!
594
00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:16,958
Is that all you have to say?
595
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:20,625
Any other nice words
about my feet or my shins?
596
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:23,416
No, I'm done.
597
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:01,375
Who are you?
598
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,333
I need three pieces about that size.
599
00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,375
And another one for the locomotive.
600
00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,416
"Locomo" what?
601
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,041
Locomotive.
602
00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:28,416
Me, me!
603
00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:33,583
-Hello, hello, Bouvier?
-Hello, Jeff. Jeff?
604
00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:35,791
-This is so funny…
-I'm not in the mood.
605
00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,375
-I was going to call you.
-What!
606
00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:40,375
This is obstruction!I'll have you court-martialled!
607
00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:42,500
What do you mean,
"court-martialled"? What obstruction?
608
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,000
I've got it!
609
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:46,166
Well, I don't give a shit!
610
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,916
You think it's easy to…
611
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,958
It's a little girl!
612
00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:50,916
Hello, Bénard?
613
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,583
A little girl like you and me.
614
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:55,166
How did you get there?
615
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,708
Where are you? We've been looking
for you for three days!
616
00:48:57,791 --> 00:49:01,791
-Where are you?
-63 degrees, 32 minutes west.
617
00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:02,916
Are you out of your mind?
618
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,708
We're 20 clicks away. How do you expect…
619
00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:05,916
Stop yelling!
620
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,875
I'll call you back
once you've calmed down!
621
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,083
With a train, you can go real fast.
622
00:49:16,166 --> 00:49:17,625
Tell me, Lulu.
623
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:20,625
Didn't you mention
you'd like to see New York?
624
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,916
You bet I would!
625
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,583
Well, come with me, we'll go together.
626
00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:27,333
The entire world needs to know.
You need to tell the world…
627
00:49:27,416 --> 00:49:28,416
No, I can't do that.
628
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,541
I need to wait here for the full moon.
629
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,875
Ah, no, the Moon…
They have it in America too!
630
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:36,000
Do you want to see
the Empire State Building?
631
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,041
We'll ride the elevator to the top floor,
632
00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,208
I'll show you whatever you want.
633
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,208
No! I don't want to.
634
00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:45,416
Hold on.
Let me think. If we head that way…
635
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,291
Ah, no, we need to go right…
636
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,083
No! Not that way! Watch out!
637
00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,875
Help! Édouard!
638
00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:10,541
Ah! I'm choking!
639
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:12,375
Let me down!
640
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,375
I'm not allowed to touch you!
641
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:18,833
Of course you can!
Can't you see I'm dying?
642
00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,250
No, you're not dying! You're a fighter!
643
00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,708
-I am.
-All right…
644
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:26,375
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
645
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,750
My knee, it's dislocated!
646
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,708
No shots, please,
I'm totally allergic to them.
647
00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:41,375
Thanks for warning me.
648
00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:43,541
What are you doing? I'm not hurt up there.
649
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,000
Knee injuries have a tendency
to move upward.
650
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,916
No shots, you heard me?
651
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,708
Too late.
652
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,666
Ouch!
653
00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,583
That hurt like hell!
654
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:57,041
You never listen to anyone, do you?
655
00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:59,958
Not much. I've stopped doing that.
656
00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:02,208
I gave myself a break.
657
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,583
Is that what you're doing
with your freedom?
658
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:09,583
I did what I could with it.
659
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:14,041
You haven't always been a savage.
660
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:18,125
You used to have a family. You used to be
a dentist. You had a life!
661
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,250
Yes, the life of a dentist,
662
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:23,500
the problems of a dentist,
the family of a dentist.
663
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:27,750
Most dentists jump out of the window
at their own practice.
664
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,541
I jumped onto a bus instead.
665
00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,250
-What bus?
-Bus 32.
666
00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:36,416
The Gare de l'Est
Porte de Saint-Cloud line.
667
00:51:37,791 --> 00:51:39,458
On that bus, I swore to myself
668
00:51:39,541 --> 00:51:43,166
I would never stare
a lady in the eyes again.
669
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,541
That's how all the bullshit starts,
670
00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:48,333
in a woman's gaze.
671
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:53,708
And it's because of a woman's gaze
that I'm here.
672
00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:56,333
With those emerald eyes.
673
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,625
Oh, as soon as she sat down
674
00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:01,791
in front of me on that bus,
I knew I was done.
675
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,875
I thought you'd taken a pledge…
676
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:05,958
It's her fault for looking at me
like she did!
677
00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:08,458
She knew I'd follow her right away.
678
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,500
-Oh, yeah, where to?
-Oh…
679
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:15,208
Mexico, Madrid, London, Buenos Aires.
680
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:19,333
She was in a tap-dancing troupe.
681
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,416
We didn't speak the same language.
682
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,500
We never had to say a word.
683
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:26,916
It kept me going for six months.
684
00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:31,208
I learned tap dancing so she'd notice me.
685
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:35,541
But she'd already picked another guy,
686
00:52:35,625 --> 00:52:37,750
a croupier in Caracas.
687
00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:40,541
So, for the very first time,
688
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I looked straight into her eyes
689
00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:50,500
and I went: "it's either him or me".
690
00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:52,708
What happened?
691
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:55,166
She said: "It's him".
692
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,375
Do you know the Ayacucho region?
693
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,583
No.
694
00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:05,750
There's a famous mine,
695
00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:10,791
with the world's purest emeralds
696
00:53:10,875 --> 00:53:14,916
and the least empathetic cops
in Central America.
697
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:18,875
"Emeralds robbed from mine."
698
00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:20,333
Don't tell me…
699
00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,541
I am telling you.
700
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:23,416
You are looking at the dumbest
701
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,958
emerald thief in the Northern Hemisphere,
702
00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:26,625
with four countries after him,
703
00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:30,541
who was also cuckolded
by a Slovenian tap dancer
704
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:34,250
he met
at the Saint-Augustin stop in Paris.
705
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:38,125
All those emeralds must've touched her,
right?
706
00:53:38,791 --> 00:53:41,750
You know, with the Venezuelian junta
on my ass,
707
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:44,500
I didn't have time
to surprise her with them.
708
00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,708
Yes, but you had sweet intentions.
709
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,041
I already told you, my curse
710
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,000
is that I always wanted to please women.
711
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,375
Tell me,
712
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:55,250
you said you learned tap dancing,
713
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,541
does that…
714
00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:07,541
Bravo!
715
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,833
Didn't that do the trick for your dancer?
716
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,916
It did, it made her laugh.
717
00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,041
But…
718
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:35,000
your package…
Did you really get it removed?
719
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:37,333
What package?
720
00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:39,708
Your… genitals.
721
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,041
Everything.
722
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:47,041
Everything! If every guy who's upset
got castrated…
723
00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:51,583
I'm not upset, I'm tired.
724
00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,583
You women drained me.
725
00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,708
I want you guys to leave me alone now.
726
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,166
Oh! What's this?
727
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:07,333
The Canaima people.
They're terrified of them.
728
00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:11,458
I hate little girls
that listen at the door.
729
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:13,000
Get rid of the door, then. Édouard!
730
00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,125
-Huh?
-Like this?
731
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:18,083
That's great, but now is not the time.
732
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,583
The guns!
733
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:23,166
-Édouard!
-They won't get through.
734
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:25,125
Guns! Block the entrance!
735
00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:30,000
Let's go! OK! Damn mud! Come quick!
736
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,208
What does "genitals" mean?
737
00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:33,291
They're the source of our trouble.
738
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:39,666
Come on! Let's go!
739
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,000
Hey, what's this?
740
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,750
What did you eat?
741
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,458
Nothing. By the way, I'm hungry.
I'm not going up there.
742
00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,458
Lulu! I said "Lulu!"
743
00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:50,083
No! Come back here, this is dangerous!
744
00:55:50,166 --> 00:55:51,625
I'll go wherever I want to.
745
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:53,833
I never had a father and I don't need one!
746
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,500
Come quick, I'll nudge you up.
747
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,375
You're gonna nudge me
in front of everyone?
748
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,583
Come on, stop dreaming,
I'll help you up there.
749
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:07,125
You know, tap dancing is a great way
to offset your lumbering appearance.
750
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,000
Can you do me a favor?
751
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,083
Forget all of this.
752
00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,666
Who said I wanted to please you?
753
00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:25,166
Attack!
754
00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:51,083
It's OK…
755
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,500
It's all over now.
756
00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,041
Why is he so cold?
757
00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:11,375
Why won't he look at me anymore?
758
00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:15,208
You wanted to know everything.
759
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,583
But, that's not him.
760
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,791
He's not a piece of meat.
761
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:21,916
Who he was, all the stuff he could do,
762
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:25,333
and his smile…
Where did all that stuff go?
763
00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:31,333
What are those drops
falling out of my eyes?
764
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,500
Where's he going?
765
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,125
The river will take him to the sea.
766
00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:17,416
He'll come back here as rain.
767
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:21,541
We need to go. You don't sleep
in a dead man's village.
768
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,458
They say it's bad luck.
769
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,166
It's weird, that's not how I pictured it.
770
00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,291
What?
771
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,750
Having a mom and dad.
772
00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:49,750
Maybe landing here
wasn't so unlucky after all.
773
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,916
I think us three together is really nice.
774
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,500
Is everybody else like you up there?
775
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,250
Let me see.
776
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:01,041
Her hair is turning white.
777
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:05,250
You can't let those who have died go.
778
01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:07,416
Get some sleep.
779
01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:11,291
Get some sleep. Don't worry, we're here.
780
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:19,500
You came here to seek refuge.
781
01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,250
Yes.
782
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,166
Did you come here to hide
783
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:31,625
or to avoid catching the gaze
of a woman on a bus?
784
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:36,000
If bus 32 made a stop here,
I'd really be out of luck.
785
01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:12,208
Lulu! Don't swim too far out,
the currents are strong.
786
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:14,125
No, it's cold, it's nice!
787
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:21,708
Women… buses… bullshit.
I wouldn't say no to a cup of joe, though.
788
01:01:21,791 --> 01:01:24,875
What do you want? Édouard!
789
01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:28,625
No! Help! Édouard!
790
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,583
Let her go! Get off Lulu!
791
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,583
Grab the little one and watch out!
792
01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:41,125
-Édouard, help!
-No, Lulu, he can't…
793
01:01:41,916 --> 01:01:44,625
Let me go! Édouard!
794
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,291
-Let me go!
-Help!
795
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:50,458
They're kidnapping Lulu! Do something!
796
01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:10,583
All right,
I'm the one who called that idiot.
797
01:02:10,666 --> 01:02:12,083
I screwed up.
798
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,000
Does that never happen to you?
799
01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:15,916
What do you want from me, an apology?
800
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,125
I'm too upset to apologize.
801
01:02:19,791 --> 01:02:21,708
How long are you gonna keep peeling this?
802
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:24,250
What are you doing? Fruit sculpures?
803
01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:26,958
Eat your damn pear and let's go!
804
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,208
-Where to?
-Look!
805
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:34,333
I'm asking you this as a favor.
806
01:02:34,416 --> 01:02:38,708
I know this is a huge sacrifice for you,
807
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:44,708
but for once, skip dessert, and let's go!
808
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,583
-You know the way.
-Listen up!
809
01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:52,041
You know that 20 meters
from the goddamn john…
810
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:57,833
Her pill!
811
01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,916
If she doesn't take it, she could die.
812
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:05,791
Her age is going to catch up
with her at lightning speed.
813
01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:11,416
Yeah, to her, one hour is like ten years.
814
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:15,416
No, we can't let her die! I'm begging you!
815
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,875
POST OFFICE ALMANAC
816
01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:23,833
The full moon!
817
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,541
Six days from now.
They'll be back in six days.
818
01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:31,666
Who's "they"?
819
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,875
"When the Moon will be full."
820
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:38,958
Now promise me something…
821
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,791
Anything you say.
822
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:43,208
If we manage to save her,
you're going to promise me,
823
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:46,708
and I mean it,
that you'll really leave me alone.
824
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,416
Of course. It goes without saying.
825
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,875
It's even better if you say it.
826
01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:52,625
-I just did.
-Say it!
827
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,750
-I promise.
-There you go!
828
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:02,333
What are you doing here?
829
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,416
Choo-choo…
830
01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:05,541
That kid's getting on my nerves.
831
01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:13,375
Choo-choo-choo-choo…
832
01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:29,000
How old do you think the girl is?
833
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:32,125
Her urea levels are higher
than those of a centenarian.
834
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:35,000
Her hair's texture is incredible.
835
01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:37,250
She looks like Ramses II's mummy.
836
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,000
This means she's over 3,000 years old.
837
01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:41,750
What's going on?
838
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,958
Shit, what's wrong with my machine?
839
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,250
I told you to check the electrodes.
It's your fault.
840
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:07,166
Enough!
841
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:10,625
The girl must've unplugged it. That's all.
Go and check!
842
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,625
What the hell is going on!
843
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,625
She couldn't have vanished.
844
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:19,666
Search the lifeboats!
845
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:20,666
Yes, Major.
846
01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,166
Bénard!
847
01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:37,000
Bénard, hurry up!
848
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,708
Taxi!
849
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:27,000
They're still here, let's go.
850
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:28,916
We'll tell them a helicopter
851
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,291
can get the girl up there
in less than an hour!
852
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:34,416
Unless we rely on a bazooka
to do the explaining for us,
853
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:36,125
it may take a while to convince them.
854
01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:38,750
No, follow my lead,
don't be intimidated by them!
855
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:43,000
I'll just stay back,
I wouldn't want to make them angry.
856
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,750
I'm sure you'll find the right words.
857
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:47,708
You bastard, you don't understand shit!
858
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:51,000
It's crucial that we bring the girl
back to the point of impact. It's a qu…
859
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,041
I'll bring her wherever I want…
860
01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:54,791
-once I've found her.
-You're hurting me!
861
01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:56,958
What do you mean?
862
01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:58,083
What did you do with her?
863
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:01,291
She ran away! If you don't mind,
we can discuss this on the way!
864
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,500
On the way to where? Ouch, ouch, ouch!
865
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,625
You know her better than I do.
866
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,166
I'm sorry, people!
867
01:09:07,250 --> 01:09:09,000
I don't mean to intrude,
868
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,750
or to get involved in people's business…
869
01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:12,875
Who's that dumbass?
870
01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:16,958
A tourist, I'm sightseeing.
Oh, I love the weather.
871
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:20,333
Aren't you looking
for a little girl with pigtails?
872
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:22,750
Because I saw her go that way.
873
01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,750
-Go check it out.
-I love this!
874
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,833
I love helping people out,
especially on vacation.
875
01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:29,125
Come with me!
876
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,541
Come with me!
877
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,625
My trike!
878
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,208
Get in. Move it!
879
01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:55,500
We're coming.
880
01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:02,833
My cab! My cab!
881
01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:16,291
A police station! Stop!
882
01:10:21,291 --> 01:10:23,416
Let's ask them to help us find the girl,
883
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,250
she's in danger!
884
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:26,375
Don't you get it yet?
885
01:10:26,458 --> 01:10:28,250
If I go there, I'll be out in 20 years.
886
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,375
You're so selfish!
887
01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:32,000
I mean, this is getting so annoying!
888
01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,458
I got an idea. The phone!
889
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:38,416
Hold on, I'll give you a number
to memorize: 633-33-33-33.
890
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,416
What is it?
891
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,916
A coded number for Colonel Villeneuve.
892
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,291
If things get tough,
he's your get-out-of-jail card
893
01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:45,833
if the cops recognize you.
894
01:10:45,916 --> 01:10:48,041
Hide, I'll go.
895
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,208
The money!
896
01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:54,708
It's a question
of life and death! A little girl,
897
01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:57,250
a little girl with pigtails,
898
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,416
a special little girl
who comes from the Moon!
899
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:03,625
Moon, star…
900
01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:14,291
A little girl, she was running…
901
01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,875
We need to catch up with her.
902
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:21,041
Haven't you seen her? She's… danger!
903
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:28,166
Those idiots
didn't understand a word I said.
904
01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:32,166
How do you say "full moon"
and alien in Spanish?
905
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:34,333
-Huh?
-Get her!
906
01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,125
Oh, not him!
907
01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:51,833
Choo-choo.
908
01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:55,208
Hey!
909
01:11:58,375 --> 01:11:59,500
Lulu!
910
01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:03,375
Margaux,
I was supposed to have left the country.
911
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,916
Now that the cops have tracked me down,
912
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,333
they'll never let me off. Thanks!
913
01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:09,250
They have other things to do,
914
01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:12,166
-you poor sod.
-I'm not a poor sod.
915
01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,833
Stop, you jackasses!
916
01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:26,458
Let me through!
917
01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:29,333
-Oh!
-I'm a woman, after all!
918
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,208
Excuse me.
919
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:41,875
Hurry up!
920
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:51,291
Oh! Do something! Wake up!
921
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,916
OK, what should I do?
922
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,333
I have to let go the rest of the train,
it can't be that hard!
923
01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,958
Go ahead! Do it!
924
01:12:59,041 --> 01:12:59,875
-Pull that pin!
-What?
925
01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:08,625
You're twisting it the wrong way.
Let me do it!
926
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,875
Shit!
927
01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,333
…Point K.
928
01:13:20,416 --> 01:13:25,875
-You dumbasses!
-GIve me that pin!
929
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,375
Let's get on that thing, dammit!
930
01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:29,541
Come on!
931
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:34,666
Come on, quick, faster!
932
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,000
I'm going as fast as I can.
933
01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:45,583
He's slowing down, he saw us!
934
01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:47,416
Do something!
935
01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:50,375
Come on, goddammit!
936
01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:54,291
Hurry up! Come on!
937
01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:57,708
Will you get off my damn back?
938
01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:18,958
Come on, man, go faster!
Show me what she's got!
939
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,125
Faster! Faster! And come and see this!
940
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,416
Ask him to go faster!
941
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,375
He says we're going uphill.
942
01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:20,833
What are we doing here? Where are we?
943
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,125
You want me to tell you where we are?
944
01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:24,958
-Yes!
-In deep shit.
945
01:15:25,041 --> 01:15:25,916
That's where we are.
946
01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:28,625
Shoot them. Act like a man for once.
947
01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:30,458
-Shoot at them.
-Come on now!
948
01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:34,708
-Ah, congrats! Congrats!
-Hey, we're moving!
949
01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:35,791
Give it to me!
950
01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:38,541
Look, we're not at the funfair!
951
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:43,333
-You bastards! Unbelievable!
-What the hell did they break?
952
01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:47,791
See?
It works better when we do it together!
953
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,333
Start that piece of junk!
954
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,625
Where is the train going?
955
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,541
Where's Lulu?
956
01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:10,000
-They're over there!
-Oh!
957
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:23,791
Yes, we'll give you hand.
958
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,625
Wait!
959
01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:27,250
-Move over!
-It's stuck!
960
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:28,708
Let me do this.
961
01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:32,750
There you go. It wasn't that hard!
962
01:16:35,375 --> 01:16:36,208
Here they come!
963
01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:38,208
Quick, hide!
964
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:43,333
Faster, guys.
They're straight ahead. Let's go!
965
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:47,458
Slow down. Hit the brakes.
966
01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:51,166
Go right! Just in time.
967
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,791
-Nice job, guys!
-Thanks, Major.
968
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:02,500
Look!
969
01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:05,333
I think we need to hurry up.
970
01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:07,625
How the hell did I get involved in this?
971
01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:09,041
I had a quiet life, on my own.
972
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,958
Yes, maybe, but you were bored.
973
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:12,666
Over there!
974
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,291
This is your last stop.
Get off the bus, man!
975
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:26,416
Come on, let's go!
976
01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:33,291
What's going on?
977
01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:40,250
Oh! Did you see this?
978
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:41,208
What?
979
01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:44,708
There! The bus number. This is bus 32.
980
01:17:44,791 --> 01:17:46,958
Amazing, huh?
981
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,166
Can I tell you a secret?
982
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:52,541
This is the first time I've set foot
in a bus that says 32.
983
01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:53,833
What?
984
01:17:54,458 --> 01:17:57,333
I like to tell stories.
I find it relaxing.
985
01:17:57,416 --> 01:18:01,000
Relaxing? What about your tap dancer…
986
01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:03,958
and her emerald eyes? All that stuff…
987
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:06,583
Her eyes were probably
even more beautiful in my dreams.
988
01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:07,666
Oh!
989
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,708
Seriously, do you know
990
01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:13,333
a lot of Slovenian tap dancers
that end up in Caracas?
991
01:18:13,416 --> 01:18:15,125
This is a breach of trust.
992
01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:22,875
What's going on?
993
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,875
Pont de Saint-Cloud! Last stop!
994
01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:31,666
Over there!
995
01:19:01,041 --> 01:19:02,708
Come here, Lulu.
996
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,083
We'll break for an hour.
997
01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:16,416
Maybe he would've been the man of my life.
998
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,708
And I can't even remember his name.
999
01:20:19,291 --> 01:20:23,375
When you love someone,
is it always so sad?
1000
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:27,166
Not always, but pretty often it is.
1001
01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:29,583
No, don't tell her that!
1002
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,666
What would you know about it?
1003
01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:37,625
I don't want to… go home.
1004
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:42,000
I'd like to live here a little longer.
1005
01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,541
Just a little longer.
1006
01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:46,250
Please.
1007
01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:51,500
You can't, sweetie, no…
1008
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:56,375
The seconds keep ticking away.
1009
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:58,166
They're telling you to go home.
1010
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:09,875
If she just started appreciating life,
1011
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:14,291
it's going to seem way too short.
1012
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,833
This little girl,
who fell to Earth with the rain…
1013
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,416
I hardly know her.
1014
01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:26,791
The way she looks right through us
like we're made of glass…
1015
01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,125
You can't cheat.
1016
01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:32,791
Now I want to have 34 kids.
1017
01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:53,416
Look, up there!
1018
01:23:57,208 --> 01:24:00,791
I kept them because I thought they might
1019
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:03,500
make a nice breakup present one day.
1020
01:24:09,791 --> 01:24:10,625
What about the rest?
1021
01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:13,458
No, I said it's in the event of a breakup.
1022
01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:17,041
You know, at your age,
you'll never use them all up.
1023
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,500
Unless you get three women a day.
1024
01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,250
You know what?
1025
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,500
Next time a lady asks me
to father her 34 kids,
1026
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:26,750
I'll tie the entire satchel to her ankles
and throw her into the Orinoco.
1027
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,833
-I never asked you that.
-You implied it.
1028
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,500
What did I imply?
1029
01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:33,375
Oh, don't play games with me!
1030
01:24:33,458 --> 01:24:35,166
I was talking hypothetically…
1031
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,583
"Hypothetically"? I know what you said.
1032
01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:39,125
I never imagined myself…
1033
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:40,125
I'll keep my gems!
1034
01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,458
…living with 34 rugrats.
1035
01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:44,166
All right! They agreed.
1036
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,250
They agreed to give you guys a try.
1037
01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:47,666
For what?
1038
01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:50,250
To be our parents. So, can we go now?
1039
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-Where?
-To Central Park.
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All right, let's go!
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