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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:12,157 ‐ASTRID: Let's dissect this monster mo‐fo! [Squelching] 2 00:00:12,157 --> 00:00:13,360 Ugh. 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,997 [Exploding innards] 4 00:00:15,497 --> 00:00:17,167 ‐LILLY: Oh! 5 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:18,638 I'm gonna barf. 6 00:00:19,071 --> 00:00:21,175 ‐He's so full of the creepy goo. 7 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:23,213 Oh, God. 8 00:00:23,213 --> 00:00:24,650 [Squelching] 9 00:00:26,052 --> 00:00:27,488 ‐Is this it? 10 00:00:27,488 --> 00:00:29,358 It has those fuzzy swirly thingies. 11 00:00:29,358 --> 00:00:30,494 ‐Uh. 12 00:00:30,494 --> 00:00:32,532 Fascinating extracellular matrix. 13 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,368 [Gentle music] 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,805 But I don't think so. 15 00:00:35,805 --> 00:00:37,709 It's supposed to be more dick‐shaped. 16 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,378 Oh, you know what? 17 00:00:39,378 --> 00:00:41,449 I think "Tontoom" basically means tongue. 18 00:00:41,449 --> 00:00:43,453 So, yeah, just rip out his tongue. 19 00:00:43,453 --> 00:00:45,090 ‐Just? 20 00:00:45,457 --> 00:00:47,161 ‐Here, I'll do it. 21 00:00:47,161 --> 00:00:48,598 [Pulsing energetic music] 22 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,475 I got it! 23 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,112 ‐Okay. 24 00:00:56,112 --> 00:00:57,481 ‐Ohh. 25 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:01,489 ‐Oh! Ugh. 26 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:03,661 Oh, look on the bright side: 27 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:06,266 only nine more of these and we can close the portal. 28 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,401 ‐Oh, great. 29 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,105 Just in time for Formal. 30 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:10,541 [Chuckling] [Sigh] 31 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,179 [Screaming] 32 00:01:13,179 --> 00:01:14,616 [Energetic music] 33 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,722 ## They can see What they wanna see ## 34 00:01:17,722 --> 00:01:20,093 ## Don't agree? Don't agree. ## 35 00:01:20,093 --> 00:01:23,501 ## I'ma keep being me, keep being me ## 36 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:24,836 ## I don't care ## 37 00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:27,809 ## They can leave when they wanna leave ## 38 00:01:27,809 --> 00:01:29,713 ## They can leave ## 39 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:32,451 ‐I feel like Olivia Benson should be featured more. 40 00:01:32,451 --> 00:01:34,221 Or does she like where she is? 41 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:36,694 ‐Get some friends. ‐Get out of my room! 42 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:39,733 [Sigh] 43 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,336 ‐Oh. 44 00:01:41,737 --> 00:01:43,741 ‐Aw, I love that we're next to Alias. 45 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:45,310 ‐Check it out! 46 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,747 ‐Thanks, Moms. 47 00:01:47,414 --> 00:01:49,285 [Gasp] ‐What are you doing? 48 00:01:49,285 --> 00:01:50,755 ‐Mom! 49 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:52,592 Shit, I'm going to be late. 50 00:01:52,592 --> 00:01:54,295 [Astrid and Lilly whooping] 51 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,403 ‐Ah, girl, I've been waiting for this all day! 52 00:01:58,403 --> 00:02:00,207 ‐Me too, girl. 53 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:02,444 ‐Ohh! 54 00:02:02,444 --> 00:02:04,583 This song makes me want to write poetry 55 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,918 in a field of daffodils. 56 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,522 ‐This song makes me want to dry hump 57 00:02:07,522 --> 00:02:10,394 in the back of a pickup truck at Burger King. 58 00:02:10,394 --> 00:02:11,930 [Laughter] 59 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,435 ## I was on fire for you ## 60 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,707 ## Where did you go? ## 61 00:02:16,707 --> 00:02:18,443 It's true! 62 00:02:18,443 --> 00:02:20,748 Okay, so, to conclude the research from last night... 63 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:22,552 ‐Yes. ‐Dance clubs are over. 64 00:02:22,552 --> 00:02:24,322 But video arcades are happening. 65 00:02:24,322 --> 00:02:26,192 ‐Confirmed. ‐Whoof! 66 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:27,662 ‐Almost here. 67 00:02:27,662 --> 00:02:29,599 ‐ASTRID: Time to study the inner workings 68 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:32,371 of what cool kids do at night. 69 00:02:32,605 --> 00:02:34,408 ‐Ooh. 70 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:36,513 New Patrol Mission, 71 00:02:36,513 --> 00:02:38,183 commencing now. 72 00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:39,820 [Crickets chirping] 73 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:44,763 ‐Jackpot. ‐You got him? 74 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:47,167 ‐Okay, well, I can't see a thing 75 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,539 but I'm pretty sure I see an upside down cross. 76 00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:51,142 So hot. 77 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,415 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 78 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:55,885 The subject is in frame! 79 00:02:56,486 --> 00:02:57,922 Hello, Sparrow. 80 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:00,293 Yeah, that's right, baby, 81 00:03:00,293 --> 00:03:02,665 you stretch that sexy bod. 82 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:06,305 You gonna take those itchy pants off for mama? 83 00:03:06,305 --> 00:03:08,443 ‐Down, Sparky! ‐Like you wouldn't hit it. 84 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:10,748 ‐You know I'm saving myself for my soulmate. 85 00:03:10,748 --> 00:03:13,621 Can we just focus on the cultural task at hand, please? 86 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:14,656 ‐Okay, okay. 87 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:17,695 ‐Do you see any, like, movie posters or books? 88 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:19,833 ‐I think I spy an iguana cage... 89 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,402 And, oh, 90 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,241 an SNFU poster? 91 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,345 Maybe we should give 'em a listen. 92 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:28,216 ‐Yeah, I'll add it to the list. 93 00:03:28,216 --> 00:03:30,220 ‐How about bitchface Candace? 94 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,790 ‐Not sure. 95 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,393 [Mysterious music] 96 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:37,367 Her porch light is on and it never is. 97 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,910 ‐What was that? ‐What? 98 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,381 Ooh, weird. Oh, he dropped something. 99 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:46,787 ‐Who the heck is sneaking around in her backyard? 100 00:03:46,787 --> 00:03:48,423 [Car unlocks, horn honks] 101 00:03:48,724 --> 00:03:50,460 [Car door closes] [Engine turns over] 102 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,297 ‐That ain't Tate's car. 103 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,513 There's something there. 104 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:00,982 I'm gonna go get it. 105 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:02,619 ‐Careful! ‐Okay. 106 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:04,255 [Mischievous music] 107 00:04:11,537 --> 00:04:13,741 ‐What? What? What did you get? 108 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:15,377 Show me. 109 00:04:16,613 --> 00:04:18,951 ‐What random dude is taking pictures of Candace? 110 00:04:19,953 --> 00:04:21,790 ‐Whoa. 111 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,561 Hella weird. 112 00:04:23,561 --> 00:04:25,598 ‐Okay, I gotta write this down. 113 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,067 ‐Okay. ‐Okay. 114 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,637 ‐Um... 115 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:30,373 Icy grey SUV. 116 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:31,844 ‐Mm‐hm, yeah. 117 00:04:31,844 --> 00:04:34,281 ‐Crumpled photo found at the scene. 118 00:04:34,281 --> 00:04:35,651 ‐Slouching. ‐Uh‐huh. 119 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,522 ‐Adult male. 120 00:04:37,522 --> 00:04:39,391 Six‐two. 121 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:40,928 Seemed sad. 122 00:04:40,928 --> 00:04:42,565 Thoughtful. 123 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,571 Why was he sneaking around in Candace's backyard? 124 00:04:45,571 --> 00:04:47,007 ‐Candace. 125 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:49,613 Cheating on sexy boyf, Tate? 126 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:53,019 ["Lovely Little Frankenstein" by SNFU plays] 127 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:58,463 ‐Huh. ‐Hm. 128 00:04:58,463 --> 00:04:59,900 [Song plays on phone] 129 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,639 ‐You really think 130 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:05,010 us blasting music like this 131 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:08,584 SNFU stuff is gonna make people want to hang out with us? 132 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:10,420 ‐Like, I mean, it might? 133 00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:14,696 [Turns off song] I don't know, Lils. 134 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:16,098 I thought the whole point was just to figure out 135 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,771 how to blend in and not be so "us." 136 00:05:18,771 --> 00:05:20,106 ‐But I love us. 137 00:05:20,106 --> 00:05:21,543 ‐Just like I love 138 00:05:21,543 --> 00:05:23,914 Sparrow's creamy translucent skin. 139 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:25,518 I love us too, Lils. 140 00:05:25,518 --> 00:05:26,854 [Gentle music] 141 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:28,858 Oh! 142 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:30,928 I am gonna pull prints off this tomorrow, 143 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:32,431 just in case. 144 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:33,868 ‐Good call. 145 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:41,415 Does this make us creepy? 146 00:05:41,415 --> 00:05:42,986 ‐No! 147 00:05:42,986 --> 00:05:44,756 This makes us Olivia Benson. 148 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:46,459 [Bag crinkling] ‐Mm. 149 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,801 Ah, oh! 150 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,908 Sparrow's first nipple ring. 151 00:05:54,843 --> 00:05:57,447 ‐You know, Sparrow's going to the party tonight. 152 00:05:57,447 --> 00:05:59,151 ‐Piper, get out of my room! 153 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,122 ‐What party tonight? ‐The party at Tate's. 154 00:06:01,122 --> 00:06:03,426 ‐How would you know this? You're 12. 155 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:05,798 ‐I'm connected. ‐It's a Sunday night! 156 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,002 ‐It's what the cool kids are doing. 157 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,977 [Upbeat music] 158 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:13,614 ‐No! 159 00:06:14,114 --> 00:06:15,718 No. 160 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,557 ‐And here we are! 161 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:21,997 And Sparrow's in there and I look fly as hell! 162 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:23,534 ‐Hm. 163 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,671 ‐And I know there are some honeys in there 164 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:28,042 just dying to get a piece of your jelly. 165 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:29,813 ‐Mm, I don't know. 166 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:31,482 ‐I do know! 167 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:32,919 [Gentle music] 168 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:35,858 Let's do this. Let's go. 169 00:06:41,503 --> 00:06:43,774 Oh, my God, we're here, we're here, we're here. 170 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:46,947 ‐Out on a Sunday. Rock & roll, ladies! 171 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:48,751 For you and for you. 172 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,387 ‐Thanks, Val! 173 00:06:50,855 --> 00:06:52,491 ‐Oh! Are you...? 174 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:54,529 ‐Oh, no, my gosh. 175 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:56,032 For the millionth time, I'm not crying. 176 00:06:56,032 --> 00:06:57,635 It's just allergies. 177 00:06:57,635 --> 00:06:59,071 Okay, cool, have fun! Bye! 178 00:07:00,073 --> 00:07:01,643 ‐TATE: No, it was crazy. 179 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:03,514 There was, like, seven defenders on me. 180 00:07:03,514 --> 00:07:05,618 ‐There's Candace and Tate. 181 00:07:05,618 --> 00:07:07,154 They're totally having sex, right? 182 00:07:07,956 --> 00:07:11,663 You know, I bet his butt feels like a hard dinner roll. 183 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,901 Or like the curve 184 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,504 of a ripe plum. 185 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:18,076 Or like two peeled honeydew melons. 186 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:21,750 ‐What are you staring at, FatAsstrid? 187 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,956 Let's go, babe. 188 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:28,029 ‐Imma blow that off. Let's just keep going. 189 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:30,601 Let's go. 190 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,037 ## 191 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:44,161 I swear to God he just looked at me. 192 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,000 ‐Mm‐hm. 193 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,136 ‐Oh, my God. Shut up! 194 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:50,473 ‐It's not my fault my mom won't let me go to Formal. 195 00:07:50,473 --> 00:07:52,477 ‐Since when do you ever do what she says? 196 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:54,181 ‐I don't. I'm just trying to keep the peace 197 00:07:54,181 --> 00:07:56,052 so I can get her to let me go to LA this summer. 198 00:07:56,052 --> 00:07:58,524 ‐Mm, so if you stay here you'd be stuck with me. 199 00:07:58,524 --> 00:07:59,425 ‐That's not what I said! 200 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:01,028 ‐Whatever. Why don't you just leave town? 201 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:02,264 ‐It's like... 202 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,466 ‐TATE: I mean, why even stay? 203 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:05,905 ‐...kind of okay here. You drink your drink? 204 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,675 ‐TATE: Go. 205 00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:09,111 ‐You're being such an asshole. 206 00:08:11,717 --> 00:08:13,620 ‐Well, should we talk to anyone? 207 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,591 ‐Why do you guys keep staring at me? 208 00:08:15,591 --> 00:08:17,060 ‐Oh! We, um... 209 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,835 Are you okay? 210 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,204 ‐Gross. 211 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,511 ‐Can we just go home? 212 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:27,682 ‐Sure, they're officially killing my Sparrow‐boner. 213 00:08:27,682 --> 00:08:29,118 [Lilly sighs] 214 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:31,222 ‐What're you looking at? 215 00:08:31,222 --> 00:08:33,527 And why are you guys even here? I didn't invite you. 216 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:35,664 ‐Don't worry about it. We're outta here. 217 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:37,300 ‐You know, you should do us all a favor 218 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,606 and get back in that little weird patrol car 219 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,042 you're always in and never come out. 220 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,779 That's what you call it, right? 221 00:08:42,779 --> 00:08:44,314 Patrol? 222 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:46,018 More like Pudge Patrol! 223 00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,655 [Laughter] 224 00:08:48,624 --> 00:08:49,926 ‐You're a monster! 225 00:08:49,926 --> 00:08:51,596 ‐Check out a mirror. 226 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,512 ‐Let's go. 227 00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:06,058 I hate that asshole. 228 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:08,997 I wish he'd just evaporate. 229 00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:10,266 [Crickets chirping] 230 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:11,737 [Sniffle] 231 00:09:11,737 --> 00:09:13,172 ‐Pudge Patrol? 232 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:16,045 God, I want to die. 233 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,955 How does he even know we've been patrolling? 234 00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:23,694 ‐For all we know, 235 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,130 he's been following us. 236 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,167 Perv! 237 00:09:29,304 --> 00:09:31,075 ‐I'm just 238 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:32,645 so sick 239 00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:34,114 of being treated like we're 240 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,085 sub‐human. 241 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,024 ‐Me too. 242 00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:41,963 But you know we're not, right? 243 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,203 We are awesome. 244 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,775 Maybe they're the subhumans and... 245 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:49,913 we're the normal ones. 246 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:52,652 ‐He called us... 247 00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:54,989 monsters. 248 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:57,929 [Trembling inhale] 249 00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,901 Are we really that gross? 250 00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:03,574 ‐No. 251 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,678 No! Why? 252 00:10:06,212 --> 00:10:09,586 Just because we have a few extra luscious curves? 253 00:10:10,086 --> 00:10:11,723 And weird, 254 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:13,961 fun extracurriculars? 255 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,733 No‐no‐no‐no‐no‐no. 256 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,704 I refuse to let some idiot chodebag 257 00:10:18,704 --> 00:10:20,173 tell us who we are. 258 00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:22,077 He doesn't even know us. 259 00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:23,914 And, what, he gets to be a total dick to us 260 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,851 because his butt's hard 261 00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:28,022 and he kicks a ball around a field? 262 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:29,859 What is that even? 263 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:31,295 [Sigh] ‐Yeah. 264 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,270 [Both sighing] 265 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,783 ‐I think I might know what'll make us feel better. 266 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,219 [Whoosh] [Mysterious music] 267 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,764 [Lilly laughing] 268 00:10:49,198 --> 00:10:50,901 Let's burn the son‐of‐a‐beast. 269 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,237 ‐Whoa! 270 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,007 I'm liking this fury. 271 00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:57,949 ‐This crap will help it burn, right? 272 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,384 ‐Probably. [Fire whooshes] 273 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,021 Ohh... 274 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:03,059 [Giggling] 275 00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:05,463 We want you all to just disappear! 276 00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,133 ‐Eff those haters! 277 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,302 We want Tate to just... 278 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,073 evaporate! 279 00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:11,977 ‐You're the monsters, not us! 280 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:14,448 ‐Let's dance 'em out of our bodies! 281 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,753 Get out! 282 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,222 Get! 283 00:11:18,222 --> 00:11:20,193 [Inspirational music] 284 00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:21,830 [Vocalizing] 285 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:24,802 [Laughing] 286 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:26,272 ‐Oh, and now, 287 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:28,009 make sea kelp arms! 288 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,948 [Laughing] 289 00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:33,119 ‐Now, um, 290 00:11:33,119 --> 00:11:35,256 stare up at the moon and howl! 291 00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:39,164 [Howling] 292 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,103 Oh, my God! 293 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,876 ‐Now, we want you all to evaporate! 294 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,212 ‐Say it backwards. 295 00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:47,414 ‐Yeah. 296 00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:49,117 ‐Etaropave... 297 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,856 Ot... 298 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,159 lla... 299 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,163 Ouy... tnaw... 300 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,933 Yeah! 301 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,236 ‐BOTH: Ew! 302 00:11:58,236 --> 00:11:59,906 [Laughing] 303 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,810 [Thunder crashing] 304 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,053 [Echoing voices] 305 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,489 ‐Uh, weird. 306 00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,093 ‐Yeah. 307 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,896 Cool coincidence. 308 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,099 Oh, shit! 309 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,401 Curfew! 310 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,205 ‐Go‐go‐go‐go‐go! ‐You have the keys? 311 00:12:16,205 --> 00:12:17,842 ‐Yeah! ‐Give me them. 312 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,779 [Giggling] 313 00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,282 ‐Uh, thanks, pal. 314 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,985 I feel so much better! 315 00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:24,889 ‐I know, me too! Okay, that was so much fun. 316 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,325 ‐Love you. Mwah! 317 00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:31,068 [Eerie music] 318 00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:34,842 [Evil laughter] 319 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,984 ‐She left my party. Next she'll leave me. 320 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,523 Stupid Candace. 321 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,428 I'm just gonna be alone. [Thunder rumbles] 322 00:12:44,428 --> 00:12:46,298 ‐TEARJERKER: Tate. 323 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,402 ‐Hello? 324 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:51,208 ‐Come closer. 325 00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:55,784 Why don't you join me at my party? 326 00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,220 [Thunder rumbles] 327 00:12:57,788 --> 00:12:59,257 ## 328 00:13:09,277 --> 00:13:10,914 [Light airy music] [Boom] ‐Ouch! Ow. 329 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,283 What the...? 330 00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:13,954 ‐NEWS REPORTER: Local crime stoppers 331 00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,924 reported a missing woman, 332 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,563 last seen crying at the city central bus station. 333 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,333 ‐Gross, Mom. 334 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,970 What are you cooking? 335 00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,408 ‐...please notify the Copper Cove‐‐ 336 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,424 ‐If my mom pitches Gateway to God 337 00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,896 one more time, I swear to God... 338 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,365 ‐Sorry, girl! 339 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,469 [Thumping] [Feedback] 340 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,475 ‐Good morning, Fighting Ferrets! 341 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,045 It's finally here! 342 00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:45,918 The big event you've all been waiting for... 343 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,420 Midterms! 344 00:13:48,456 --> 00:13:49,926 JK. 345 00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:51,529 The Soccer Formal! 346 00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:53,265 So, without further ado... 347 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,336 I give you Michelle! 348 00:13:58,175 --> 00:13:59,846 [Button clicking] [Feedback] 349 00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:02,985 ‐Soccer Formal tix are offish on sale. 350 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,223 There's a sign‐up sheet inside the caf. 351 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,862 I will be announcing the theme later this week 352 00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:10,199 so make sure you write in a suggestion. 353 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:12,370 Oh, and make them good this year, 354 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,241 for once. 355 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,476 ‐I know it's kinda clichĂ©, but 356 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,080 I really wanted to go to the dance. 357 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,482 ‐Me too, girl. 358 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,219 Hey, worse comes to worse, 359 00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,656 I'll be your date. 360 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,027 ‐What? You with moi ? 361 00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,463 I'd be honored! 362 00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:27,067 [Giggles] 363 00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:31,341 [Feedback] 364 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,212 ‐Uh, one more thing, guys. 365 00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:35,951 This is probably nothing, but the police got a call 366 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,955 from Tate Hudson's father. 367 00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:40,126 Tate appears to be missing this morning. 368 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:42,998 If anyone has seen him today, come to my office! 369 00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:46,405 And you know me: my office hours are every hour. 370 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,579 ‐EGGS: Statistically, it's nearly impossible 371 00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,583 to find a missing person after 72 hours. 372 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,987 If a person's been missing for more than seven years, 373 00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:55,657 in some states, they can be legally declared deceased. 374 00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:57,327 ‐Jeez, Eggs. 375 00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:58,997 ‐Tate is probably fine. 376 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,268 ‐I heard that he left the party crying. 377 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,040 ‐I heard he has a side piece in the city. 378 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,176 ‐Oh, my gosh! 379 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,247 ‐You have a safe and beautiful day, 380 00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:08,984 Fighting Ferrets! 381 00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,988 Squeak, squeak! [Thunder crashing] 382 00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,490 ‐Ow! Oh! 383 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,531 ‐Sorry! Nothing! Sorry. 384 00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,335 ‐What was that outburst? Are you okay? 385 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,939 ‐Yeah. This is going to sound crazy, 386 00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,543 but every time the lightning flashes, 387 00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,145 I get a spasm in my leg. 388 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,715 ‐Tate? 389 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,385 Where the hell are you? 390 00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:28,690 ‐You don't think we did that, right? 391 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:32,163 ‐Ha! I wish we had the power to make assholes disappear! 392 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,403 [Malevolent music] 393 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,006 [Tate sobbing] 394 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,551 [Tears dripping] 395 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:47,561 ‐I don't need a fashion fund. 396 00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:50,066 I've already got the hottest new accessory. 397 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:52,972 My new, favorite portable Bunsen burner, 398 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,207 Bunny! 399 00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,078 All right, everyone, enough fun. 400 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:57,948 Turn your books to page 20. 401 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,121 ‐Oh, my God, what is that smell? 402 00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:02,490 Horseradish? 403 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,361 ‐I don't smell anything. ‐You don't!? 404 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,533 How? 405 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,135 [Brooding music] 406 00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,443 ‐Yes, Eggs. 407 00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:14,247 ‐How come the storm clouds today 408 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,251 don't look like standard cumulonimbus clouds? 409 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,590 ‐It's probably because the thermal rose so quickly. 410 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:20,594 [Thunder] ‐Oh! 411 00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:22,330 Oh! 412 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,044 [Camera shutter clicking] [School bell ringing] 413 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,391 [Bushes rustling] 414 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,685 ‐Hey, here are your photos from last night. 415 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:50,854 ‐Thanks, Jonas. 416 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,691 Oh, and sorry for the stealth exit through the garden. 417 00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:54,762 ‐Another patrol mystery solved! 418 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:57,033 ‐I think we got some good shots for your portfolio. 419 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,404 And if you need any more copies anytime just let me know, okay? 420 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,241 ‐Yeah, for sure. ‐Yeah. 421 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,613 ‐So, are you, uh, getting back into acting? 422 00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:10,527 I'm telling you: it was so weird. 423 00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:12,831 I‐I could have sworn I saw something outside 424 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,434 the window in art class. 425 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,573 I had my camera and I saw something 426 00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:18,175 like, rustling in the trees. 427 00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,679 I don't‐‐ I can't even explain to you. Like‐‐ 428 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,381 ‐BRB. Emergency. 429 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,785 [Airy music] 430 00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,134 ‐Anyways, like I was saying, 431 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,272 I definitely saw rustling in the trees, though. 432 00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,078 ‐Or did you fall asleep watching Twilight Zone again? 433 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,215 ‐Gotta get a jump on the pepperoni 434 00:17:38,215 --> 00:17:40,152 before Pudge Patrol clears it out. 435 00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,556 [Students laughing] [Sigh] 436 00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,427 ‐Come on, let's get outta here. 437 00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:51,676 Well, I guess we have a new nickname. 438 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,379 ‐Yeah, this one really stings. 439 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,815 ‐Screw them. 440 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,552 What do you want to do tonight? 441 00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,723 Some light breaking and entering, perhaps? 442 00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,226 [Bathroom door opens] 443 00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:01,696 ‐MICHELLE: I hope Tate's okay. 444 00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:04,234 He's obvi my ideal court king for Formal! 445 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,572 ‐So, I have some goss from my brother 446 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,375 who works at the police station. 447 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,580 I could get in so much trouble for this‐‐ 448 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,183 ‐Dish! 449 00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,887 Pinky swear I won't say anything. 450 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:16,391 You know you're my BFFesty 4L. 451 00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,495 ‐Well, apparently, 452 00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:21,234 a few officers got called to Brighton Creek Trail. 453 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,240 They found Tate's school ID, but no sign of him. 454 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,777 [Ominous music] ‐What? 455 00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,182 ‐It's like he evaporated, or something. 456 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,585 ‐No. 457 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,088 You're kidding! 458 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:33,860 ‐Oh! 459 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,400 Holy shit, Astrid! Evaporated! 460 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,471 ‐Lils, it's a common word; 461 00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:40,874 coincidence! 462 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:42,611 Speaking of, you gotta stop 463 00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,515 with the psychosomatic guilt yelps. 464 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,220 ‐They're not psychosomatic and they hurt like hell! 465 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,424 You don't feel different at all? 466 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,763 ‐No. I mean, the smell of breakfast 467 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,767 made me extra nauseated this morning, 468 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,604 but what else is new? 469 00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:58,375 ‐What about science class? Horseradish? 470 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,912 ‐ Lils, we didn't do anything. 471 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:02,483 We burned a Hacky Sack, danced around the yard 472 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,588 and yelled some stuff into the universe. 473 00:19:05,156 --> 00:19:06,759 People do it all the time. 474 00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,897 ‐Can we please check it out tonight? 475 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,767 For science? 476 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,370 [Mysterious music] 477 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,673 [Thunder cracks] 478 00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:17,413 ‐Now, who here pissed off God and brought these storm clouds? 479 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,883 ‐Mom. 480 00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,288 ‐How was school, sweetie? 481 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,758 What's in the envelope? 482 00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:24,427 Those better not be the headshots 483 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:25,931 that I told you not to take. 484 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,534 ‐No, it's just homework. 485 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,239 ‐I know you wouldn't lie to me. 486 00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:31,676 ‐Don't really have a choice. 487 00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,345 [Thunder rumbles] 488 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,253 [Unsettling music] 489 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,483 ‐THEATER GAL: You coming back, Val? 490 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,822 ‐Yeah, I'll be back to rehearsals in a moment. 491 00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:56,491 My allergies are just killing me! 492 00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:57,961 [Crickets chirping] 493 00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,598 [Mysterious music] 494 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,272 [Sneezing] [Coughing] 495 00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:04,709 [Unsettling music] 496 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:06,411 [Tree leaves rustling] 497 00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:07,815 [Sneezing and coughing continues] 498 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,760 ‐TEARJERKER: Hello, 499 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,396 Valerie. 500 00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,333 Alone again, 501 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,837 like always. 502 00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,707 It's a shame 503 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:23,312 that your melodramatic personality 504 00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,449 pushes everyone away. 505 00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,590 I could drink you right up, Valerie. 506 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,792 [Moaning] 507 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,729 In fact, I think I will. 508 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,365 [Crying] 509 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,002 [Unsettling music] 510 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,340 ‐ASTRID: Whoa. 511 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:38,877 What exactly are we looking for? 512 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,881 ‐LILLY: Not sure. Um... 513 00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,383 [Mysterious music] 514 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,553 [Owl hooting in distance] 515 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:46,726 Oh, I think that flag marks where Tate's ID was found. 516 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:47,895 Ouch! 517 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,632 Oh. 518 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,468 Oh, my leg! 519 00:20:51,468 --> 00:20:52,771 [Gasps] 520 00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,374 What is this stuff? 521 00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,877 ‐Uh, like, honestly... 522 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,514 I have no idea. 523 00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:58,983 [Lily groans in pain] 524 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:00,987 ‐It's disgusting. 525 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,760 It's so squishy. 526 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,530 ‐Ach! Almost smells like... 527 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,899 burnt pickles. 528 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,469 [Astrid sniffs] 529 00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,339 ‐Oh, my God, what is happening? 530 00:21:10,339 --> 00:21:12,477 My leg won't stop freaking out on me. 531 00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,782 It's like it's being drawn to the goo. 532 00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:22,731 Uh, Astrid? 533 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,668 I think I found something! 534 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,477 ‐Is that a broken fingernail? 535 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,420 A seven‐inch long 536 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,891 broken fingernail? 537 00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:37,995 ‐Looks like it. 538 00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:39,632 Bag it up. 539 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,771 ‐Oh, God. [Leaves rustling] 540 00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:44,374 ‐Hello? 541 00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:46,011 [Leaves rustling nearby] 542 00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:48,917 ‐Aah... 543 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,520 [Foreboding music] 544 00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:52,558 [Panicked breathing] 545 00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,427 [Both screaming] 546 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,899 ‐B‐b‐ack off, buddy! 547 00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:00,674 Oh, shit. 548 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:02,476 I'm gonna die at the hands of a hottie with a body. 549 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:04,682 ‐BRUTUS: Relax, I'm not going to kill you. 550 00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:05,917 [Scoffs] I'm actually here to protect you 551 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,690 from the thing that wants to kill you, so, you're welcome. 552 00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:10,426 ‐Wait. What? 553 00:22:10,426 --> 00:22:11,829 ‐Who the hell are you and wh‐what do you mean 554 00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:13,432 that thing that wants to kill us? 555 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,035 ‐Okay, so, I'm Brutus. 556 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:17,941 Long story short: a portal to another dimension was opened. 557 00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:20,680 End‐of‐the‐world type thing: bad guys, monsters... 558 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,951 The sort of thing you see in the movies. 559 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:25,557 The thing is that this portal wasn't just opened by itself. 560 00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:27,460 No, it was opened by... 561 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,930 you. 562 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,536 B‐T‐dubs, 563 00:22:31,702 --> 00:22:33,105 who hurt you, hm? 564 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,109 This portal is no joke. 565 00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:38,048 Only humans with severe pain can open that portal. 566 00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,652 ‐We're stuck in the woods 567 00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,423 with a crazy mofo who thinks monsters are real! 568 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,131 Lilly, run! 569 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,868 ‐What about that spell you did? 570 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,137 Hm? 571 00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,041 ‐Oh, I told you! ‐Okay, what spell? 572 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,911 ‐Oh, you know, the one where you were standing 573 00:22:52,911 --> 00:22:55,617 7.263 feet from each other. 574 00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:57,486 The copper, the fir tree bark 575 00:22:57,486 --> 00:22:58,656 and the piĂšce de rĂ©sistance 576 00:22:58,656 --> 00:23:01,896 when you were howling your intense pain at the moon. 577 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,866 "Ahh..." 578 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:06,071 ‐And then we said, "We want you all to evaporate" backwards! 579 00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:08,075 ‐What? No. 580 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,079 No, no ‐ only the stuff that I said. 581 00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:11,949 ‐Wait, why are we listening to this lunatic? 582 00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:14,153 ‐And you really should have known better than to do it 583 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,759 on the third Sunday of the ninth month during a pink moon. 584 00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:18,061 Come on... 585 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:19,665 Since you're the ones who opened it, 586 00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,669 you are also the only ones who can close it. 587 00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:23,472 Otherwise, humanity sort of... 588 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,777 disappears. 589 00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,413 No biggie. 590 00:23:27,413 --> 00:23:30,052 ‐This cannot be real. You cannot be real. 591 00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:31,956 We were just messing around! 592 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,626 It was all fake! 593 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,929 We were just blowing off steam 594 00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,832 from the hostile jerks at school! 595 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,435 ‐Yeah, well, the good news 596 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,838 is that your connection to the portal 597 00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:41,909 is actually increasing your senses. 598 00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:43,579 The leg cramps, the weird smells... 599 00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:45,182 That's your powers kicking in. 600 00:23:45,182 --> 00:23:47,086 ‐Hey, look, hot guy, 601 00:23:47,654 --> 00:23:49,525 you're dropping an insane amount 602 00:23:49,525 --> 00:23:51,562 of batshit craziness on us. 603 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,067 And why the hell would we believe you? 604 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,770 ‐Because I'm from the dimension you opened. 605 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,941 I'm your guide. Your‐your Brutus. 606 00:23:57,941 --> 00:23:59,678 [Laughs] Your, um... 607 00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:02,684 your "Giles," in terms you humans might understand. 608 00:24:03,118 --> 00:24:04,588 ‐Huh. Nice try. 609 00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:06,057 ‐Okay. 610 00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:08,462 Proof. I really hate this part. 611 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:10,165 Yeah, messes up the whole 'do. 612 00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,671 [Sharp nasal exhale] 613 00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:14,107 [Crackling] 614 00:24:17,948 --> 00:24:19,918 I know: not a good look. 615 00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:22,958 ‐Nice special effects makeup. 616 00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,131 You tell Tate, or Candace, or whoever 617 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,235 to kiss my fat ass! 618 00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,940 We'll never go to one of their parties again, hm? 619 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,811 They win! Come on, Lilly, let's go. 620 00:24:32,811 --> 00:24:35,082 This dude is psycho! Come on! 621 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,952 ‐Look, I can't make you stay. 622 00:24:36,952 --> 00:24:39,257 Rule number 6795C, but you really should know: 623 00:24:39,257 --> 00:24:41,762 the thing that has your friend is called a Tearjerker 624 00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,566 and it targets literally anything that cries, 625 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,835 for any reason at all. 626 00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:46,104 ‐We've gotta go. Let's go! 627 00:24:46,104 --> 00:24:48,710 ‐And if you happen to be sad AF, 628 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:51,515 ‐then it really wants you. ‐Come on, Lilly. 629 00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:54,153 It will say to you the deepest, darkest thing you fear the most. 630 00:24:54,153 --> 00:24:55,857 Oh, and you should really know 631 00:24:55,857 --> 00:24:57,894 your friend only has 26 hours! 632 00:24:57,894 --> 00:25:00,900 ‐I'm not listening to a horny guy in the woods! 633 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,271 [Whimpering and crying] 634 00:25:03,271 --> 00:25:04,942 [Foreboding music] 635 00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:14,762 ‐Why can't I stop crying? 636 00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:16,231 ‐I don't know. 637 00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:18,736 I can't either. 638 00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:20,139 [Sniffling and sobbing] 639 00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:24,013 ‐Let all those tears out, 640 00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:26,317 my miserable lovelies! 641 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,021 [Maniacal laughter] 642 00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:29,558 [Thumping techno music] 643 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,169 And I'll tell you why... 644 00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:37,808 you can't stop 645 00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:39,110 crying: 646 00:25:40,647 --> 00:25:42,851 because you're excellent party guests! 647 00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:45,623 Ahh... 648 00:25:45,623 --> 00:25:48,328 Damn, I love these sweet beats. 649 00:25:48,328 --> 00:25:50,900 ‐I know this monster thing is disgusting, 650 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,071 but is he also kind of sexy? 651 00:25:53,071 --> 00:25:54,975 Like a sexy daddy 652 00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:56,812 who deals party drugs? 653 00:25:56,812 --> 00:25:58,916 ‐Gross, but yes, exactly. 654 00:25:59,785 --> 00:26:01,689 ‐I know you're not quite ready yet, 655 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:04,227 but daddy wants a tear‐tini. 656 00:26:04,227 --> 00:26:05,964 [Maniacal laughter] 657 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,768 [Deep sniff and exhale] 658 00:26:10,774 --> 00:26:13,145 I think it might need a little garnish. 659 00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:15,884 [Woman whimpering] 660 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:18,321 [Woman crying] 661 00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:22,798 [Scream] 662 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,200 [Squelching] 663 00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:28,676 Perfect. 664 00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,212 [Tate screams] 665 00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:38,996 [Organ music] ‐CHRISTINE: Now, speaking of sin... 666 00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:42,336 let's talk about the upcoming fertile ground for sin: 667 00:26:43,071 --> 00:26:44,708 the Soccer Formal. 668 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,812 And don't give me that look, okay? 669 00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,215 I was young once, too, 670 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,954 and we all know what happens at those things. 671 00:26:51,121 --> 00:26:53,793 So, I am here to ask you 672 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:56,197 what would you rather have inside you: 673 00:26:56,732 --> 00:26:58,268 The Lord's light 674 00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,938 or the devil's penis? 675 00:26:59,938 --> 00:27:01,374 ‐Jesus, Mom. 676 00:27:01,374 --> 00:27:02,978 ‐Exactly, Jesus. 677 00:27:02,978 --> 00:27:04,380 Ding, ding, ding! Hm. 678 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:05,984 That's my girl. 679 00:27:05,984 --> 00:27:07,821 You got it, for the win. 680 00:27:08,021 --> 00:27:09,725 Okay, I'll be right back. 681 00:27:09,725 --> 00:27:11,862 Just going to powder my holy nose. 682 00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:13,265 Hm. 683 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,672 [Conspiratorial music] 684 00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:28,529 [Hushed boom] 685 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:34,006 [Shaky breathing] 686 00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:36,645 I knew it! 687 00:27:38,816 --> 00:27:41,054 Lord, why have you forsaken me? 688 00:27:41,922 --> 00:27:43,693 Send me 689 00:27:43,693 --> 00:27:45,663 an angel of mercy 690 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:49,070 to vanquish that devil teacher, 691 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,807 Jonas, 692 00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:53,111 who took these disgusting photos 693 00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:56,351 before he becomes a worse influence 694 00:27:56,351 --> 00:27:58,255 on my precious daughter. 695 00:28:02,797 --> 00:28:04,768 ‐That couldn't have been real, right? 696 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,705 Someone's screwing with us, right? 697 00:28:06,705 --> 00:28:08,208 Who do you think it is? 698 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,312 ‐I honestly don't know what to think. 699 00:28:10,847 --> 00:28:12,449 ‐Well, what does it say again? 700 00:28:12,449 --> 00:28:14,086 ‐Um... 701 00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:17,727 Rule 7.85b, 702 00:28:17,727 --> 00:28:19,196 closing the portal: 703 00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:21,969 Collect the following ten monster body parts: 704 00:28:22,904 --> 00:28:24,908 a krivack from a 705 00:28:24,908 --> 00:28:27,446 J‐Z‐Z‐X‐X‐S‐H 706 00:28:28,114 --> 00:28:31,054 an A‐borg from a Memoragatu; 707 00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:33,926 and a bunch of other words I don't understand. 708 00:28:33,926 --> 00:28:35,229 ‐There must be a logical explanation. 709 00:28:35,229 --> 00:28:37,066 There always is. 710 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:39,136 ‐A horn came out of his head. 711 00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:41,007 ‐Yeah. 712 00:28:41,007 --> 00:28:43,078 Yeah, there is that. 713 00:28:43,078 --> 00:28:45,082 At first, I thought Pilar cyst 714 00:28:45,082 --> 00:28:46,952 but those don't present like that. 715 00:28:48,388 --> 00:28:50,860 ‐What if he was telling the truth? 716 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,429 ‐But what about science? 717 00:28:52,429 --> 00:28:53,966 ‐What about everything else? 718 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,104 ‐That would mean there are actually monsters 719 00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:57,774 in Coppers Cove. 720 00:28:58,141 --> 00:28:59,745 And... 721 00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,414 it's all our fault. 722 00:29:01,414 --> 00:29:03,084 ‐And if that is true, 723 00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:06,424 then that means there's something called a Tearjerker 724 00:29:06,424 --> 00:29:08,996 eating people's tears and holding them hostage! 725 00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:12,403 [Sigh] And if somehow Tate has been taken or hurt 726 00:29:12,403 --> 00:29:14,073 because of us, 727 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,010 then I guess that means... 728 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,814 ‐Oh, son of a bitch. 729 00:29:18,315 --> 00:29:20,252 We gotta find that asshole. 730 00:29:20,252 --> 00:29:21,789 How else will we know? 731 00:29:21,789 --> 00:29:23,091 [Thunder clap] 732 00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:25,028 ‐Ohh! My leg! 733 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,497 ‐God, that smell! Ugh, ew. 734 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,504 ‐VARSHIDI: Good afternoon, Ferrets! 735 00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,107 I'm giving out free... 736 00:29:31,107 --> 00:29:33,011 ‐ASTRID: It's just a normal school day. 737 00:29:33,011 --> 00:29:34,413 Just like any other day. 738 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:37,219 Absolutely nothing insane happened last night. 739 00:29:38,154 --> 00:29:39,791 [Thud] 740 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,227 See? Normal. 741 00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:44,333 ‐I'm a monster hunter. 742 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,937 What? 743 00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:48,174 I opened a portal. What? 744 00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:50,278 Of monsters. What? 745 00:29:50,278 --> 00:29:53,251 ‐GIRL: Have you seen Valerie? She wasn't on the bus. 746 00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:56,024 ‐Oh, no: her allergies! It got Val! 747 00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:57,894 ‐Let's not jump to conclusions yet. 748 00:29:57,894 --> 00:29:59,598 ‐Okay, but what if it did? 749 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:01,300 [Whoosh] 750 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,871 [Bright upbeat music] 751 00:30:10,419 --> 00:30:13,024 ‐You know you're not as subtle as you think you are. 752 00:30:13,024 --> 00:30:15,362 ‐Uh, uh, so you're talking to me now? 753 00:30:15,362 --> 00:30:17,166 ‐I never didn't talk to you. 754 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,803 ‐Uh, mmkay. 755 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,575 Ever since you got cool and I got fat, 756 00:30:21,575 --> 00:30:23,178 we haven't exactly been buddies. 757 00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:25,349 ‐It's not like you've given me the time of day 758 00:30:25,349 --> 00:30:27,019 since Astrid came to town. 759 00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:30,058 So, um... 760 00:30:30,058 --> 00:30:31,461 do you... 761 00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:33,064 Do you have any leads? 762 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:34,868 ‐Let's say, TBD. 763 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:36,437 Have you heard anything from him? 764 00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:37,540 ‐Pfft. You tell me. 765 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:40,345 You're the creeper stalking everyone around town, right? 766 00:30:40,345 --> 00:30:42,216 ‐Right. Cool, have a nice life. 767 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,554 ‐Oh, sorry. Um... 768 00:30:45,623 --> 00:30:47,292 No offense. 769 00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:51,067 I‐I heard about the Pudge Patrol thing. 770 00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:53,405 I'm sure Tate didn't mean for it to spread. 771 00:30:53,405 --> 00:30:55,576 ‐Well, as long as he didn't mean it. 772 00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:57,914 ‐Well, I'm sorry. 773 00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:01,387 ‐So, your jerk boyfriend... 774 00:31:02,657 --> 00:31:05,095 Have you heard from him or what? 775 00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:06,632 ‐No. Nothing. 776 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,168 ‐Crap. 777 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:10,005 ‐You know, he's not... 778 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,441 always an asshole. 779 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,380 Unlike me. 780 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,084 [Chuckling] 781 00:31:17,086 --> 00:31:19,958 ‐For those of you who signed up for formal decorations committee 782 00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,528 because you care, 783 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:23,632 very cool. For those of you 784 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,903 forced to sign up because of detention, Sparrow, 785 00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:27,674 if you beef up my dance, I will end you. 786 00:31:27,674 --> 00:31:29,343 Got it? 787 00:31:30,145 --> 00:31:32,483 First official meeting is tomorrow during lunch. 788 00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:34,955 Don't be late. 789 00:31:35,388 --> 00:31:36,992 [Sucks teeth] 790 00:31:43,371 --> 00:31:45,342 ‐Oh, shit. Tears. 791 00:31:46,144 --> 00:31:48,481 Yo, she‐she didn't mean anything by it. 792 00:31:48,682 --> 00:31:50,385 Are you crying under there? 793 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:52,122 It probably doesn't matter, 794 00:31:52,122 --> 00:31:54,561 but maybe i‐it does so stop! 795 00:31:57,032 --> 00:31:58,501 Just in case. 796 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,138 [Tender music] 797 00:32:02,544 --> 00:32:04,180 ‐You're a weird girl. 798 00:32:05,148 --> 00:32:06,585 [Indistinct conversations] 799 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,935 ‐Oh, I could just... Uh! 800 00:32:21,414 --> 00:32:23,151 ‐Oh, hey. 801 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:25,590 ‐I think my Sparrow deflowering dreams are done forever. 802 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:26,558 ‐Oh. 803 00:32:26,558 --> 00:32:29,029 ‐But I do think I've maybe saved his life, 804 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,298 so there's that. 805 00:32:30,298 --> 00:32:32,169 ‐Oh, no! And... cool? 806 00:32:33,238 --> 00:32:36,444 So, I talked to Candace and I kinda resolved some stuff. 807 00:32:36,444 --> 00:32:38,716 ‐Ew! You talked to Princess Turd‐vomit? 808 00:32:38,716 --> 00:32:40,520 How was that? 809 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,222 ‐It was fine. ‐Fine? 810 00:32:42,222 --> 00:32:43,692 ‐Mm‐hm. ‐That's it? 811 00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:46,364 ‐What is that face? 812 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,034 ‐What face? 813 00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:50,338 [Deep bass boom] 814 00:32:50,706 --> 00:32:52,442 There is a weird‐looking 815 00:32:52,442 --> 00:32:54,346 mystical golden orb in there. 816 00:32:54,346 --> 00:32:55,683 [Mysterious music] 817 00:32:58,221 --> 00:33:00,593 ‐Goddamn it, Unicorn Boy. 818 00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:02,664 Way to pile it on. 819 00:33:02,664 --> 00:33:04,601 Can't we just quietly ignore this all away? 820 00:33:04,601 --> 00:33:06,204 ‐I don't think so. 821 00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:07,607 ‐Like we need another reason 822 00:33:07,607 --> 00:33:09,476 for people to think we're freakshows. 823 00:33:09,476 --> 00:33:11,214 ‐You are freakshows. 824 00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:17,492 ‐Hello, monster hunters. 825 00:33:17,492 --> 00:33:19,129 Jesus! 826 00:33:19,129 --> 00:33:20,700 Use me to hold the ten body parts 827 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,369 needed to close the portal. 828 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,206 ‐Is he frickin' serious? 829 00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:25,743 Step one: 830 00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:27,747 retrieve the Tontoom from the Tearjerker. 831 00:33:27,747 --> 00:33:30,385 His body is weak, but his urge to kill is strong. 832 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,389 And if you haven't figured it out yet, 833 00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:34,493 follow your nose and leg, 834 00:33:34,493 --> 00:33:37,266 AKA your monster‐tracker superpowers. 835 00:33:38,301 --> 00:33:41,073 I can't believe these are the powers we get! 836 00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:43,411 [Intriguing music] 837 00:33:47,687 --> 00:33:49,356 How does it work? 838 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:52,564 [Hissing] Oh, heh‐heh. 839 00:33:56,304 --> 00:33:57,774 ‐BOTH: Time for some recon. 840 00:33:57,774 --> 00:33:59,410 ‐I'll get the car. 841 00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:01,047 [Exciting music] 842 00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:03,519 ‐Ugh. ‐Where are we? 843 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,123 ‐This is where my leg told me to take us. 844 00:34:06,123 --> 00:34:07,694 ‐Well, what's your leg saying now? 845 00:34:07,694 --> 00:34:09,330 ‐Cold. 846 00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:11,267 Cold. 847 00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,804 Warm. [Astrid sniffs] 848 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:14,473 Warmer. 849 00:34:14,473 --> 00:34:16,545 Hot, hot. What's your nose saying? 850 00:34:16,545 --> 00:34:18,181 ‐Ah, same! 851 00:34:18,549 --> 00:34:20,418 Man, lamest powers ever. 852 00:34:21,688 --> 00:34:23,525 ‐Oh! My leg stopped. 853 00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:25,563 But it's... 854 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,334 throbbing like a mofo from all this cramping. 855 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,405 ‐I like it when you talk dirty. 856 00:34:31,073 --> 00:34:33,177 But yeah, same. My nose stopped, too. 857 00:34:34,146 --> 00:34:35,750 ‐I‐I need to sit down a sec. 858 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,054 ‐Yeah. BRB. I gotta pee so bad. 859 00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,561 ‐I'll be here, heh, massaging myself. 860 00:34:41,561 --> 00:34:43,097 ‐Ah, yeah, get it, girl! 861 00:34:43,097 --> 00:34:44,567 ‐You know what I mean! 862 00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:46,203 [Sighing] 863 00:34:46,605 --> 00:34:48,274 Oh, okay... 864 00:34:48,776 --> 00:34:50,445 [Mysterious music] 865 00:34:50,445 --> 00:34:52,115 Ouch! 866 00:34:52,115 --> 00:34:53,519 Yeah, great power. 867 00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:55,155 Hey‐hey Astrid? 868 00:34:57,527 --> 00:34:59,163 Hm. 869 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,137 [Echoing sobs in distance] 870 00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:07,446 Astrid? 871 00:35:09,183 --> 00:35:11,153 ‐TEARJERKER: Try again, Lilly. 872 00:35:11,521 --> 00:35:13,157 [Evil laughter] 873 00:35:14,326 --> 00:35:15,763 Well, look who it is. 874 00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:21,708 It's my number one portal‐opening party girl. 875 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,691 I've been waiting to invite you to my very special party. 876 00:35:30,492 --> 00:35:32,830 You're not normally invited to parties. 877 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,235 Is that right? 878 00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,605 Oh, no. 879 00:35:36,605 --> 00:35:38,474 Did I hit a nerve? 880 00:35:38,474 --> 00:35:40,145 [Sobbing] 881 00:35:40,145 --> 00:35:42,717 You're not going to cry, are you? 882 00:35:42,717 --> 00:35:44,186 ‐Please... 883 00:35:46,692 --> 00:35:48,328 ‐Let it out. 884 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,733 [Snorts] 885 00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:52,870 Shit, that tastes... 886 00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:54,440 good! 887 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,243 You know why? 888 00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:58,481 It's because you hate yourself. 889 00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:00,586 ‐Oh, no. 890 00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:02,222 ‐Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 891 00:36:04,259 --> 00:36:05,763 Now sad... 892 00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:07,533 it tastes good 893 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,504 but worthless 894 00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:11,775 is delicious. 895 00:36:11,775 --> 00:36:13,846 ‐Well, I'm... I'm not. 896 00:36:13,846 --> 00:36:15,750 ‐Sure you are, girlfriend. 897 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,356 Now just give daddy one more taste 898 00:36:19,356 --> 00:36:20,826 before we get started. 899 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:23,665 [Squelching] 900 00:36:23,665 --> 00:36:25,368 [Scream] 901 00:36:25,368 --> 00:36:27,774 ‐Lilly! Get the hell away from my friend! 902 00:36:28,842 --> 00:36:30,278 [Grunt] 903 00:36:30,278 --> 00:36:31,815 ‐Ooh! 904 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,284 [Roar] 905 00:36:33,284 --> 00:36:34,754 Come on. Let's go. 906 00:36:34,754 --> 00:36:36,490 Keep the flashlight, tear jerkoff! 907 00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,927 [Upbeat exciting music] 908 00:36:38,695 --> 00:36:40,331 [Laughing] 909 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,772 [Heavy breathing] 910 00:36:44,741 --> 00:36:46,377 Ah, oh... 911 00:36:49,349 --> 00:36:50,786 Oh, my God. 912 00:36:51,621 --> 00:36:53,525 Lilly, are you okay? 913 00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:54,828 ‐You saved my life. 914 00:36:54,828 --> 00:36:56,865 ‐You were right: this shit's real. 915 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,236 Oh, crap, I'm so‐‐ 916 00:36:59,436 --> 00:37:01,240 I'm so glad you're okay. 917 00:37:02,844 --> 00:37:04,446 What? 918 00:37:04,446 --> 00:37:05,950 What happened back there? 919 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:07,653 You seem... 920 00:37:07,653 --> 00:37:08,989 so sad. 921 00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,626 ‐It was awful. 922 00:37:11,561 --> 00:37:12,964 He told me the truth... 923 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,636 What I already knew. 924 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,507 That I'm worthless. 925 00:37:17,507 --> 00:37:18,909 ‐Lilly, 926 00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:21,848 you are the farthest thing from worthless. 927 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:24,721 You're the most important person in my life. 928 00:37:24,721 --> 00:37:25,990 ‐Then why do people keep telling it to me 929 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,593 if it's not true? 930 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:29,564 ‐Because some people are idiots! 931 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:33,004 And that thing's a literal monster. 932 00:37:33,004 --> 00:37:34,674 [Tender music] 933 00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:37,713 You were the only one smart enough to see 934 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,517 what was actually happening. 935 00:37:40,452 --> 00:37:42,557 And who could be worthless with such a badass 936 00:37:42,557 --> 00:37:43,992 leg cramp superpower? 937 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,863 Huh? 938 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,753 Now, how do we kill this psycho butt‐face monster thing? 939 00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,456 ‐Okay. 940 00:37:59,456 --> 00:38:00,860 [Upbeat music] 941 00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:03,799 Okay. 942 00:38:03,799 --> 00:38:05,468 Ten monster body parts... 943 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,341 place them in orb... 944 00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:09,777 yada, yada, yada... 945 00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:11,380 Um... 946 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,850 Tearjerker! Found it. 947 00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,756 Okay, listen to this. 948 00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:18,929 ‐Cut out his Tontoom, 949 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,870 permeate him with Krontoxix cocktail. 950 00:38:23,505 --> 00:38:25,041 [Sighs] Cool. 951 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,511 Yeah, easy peasy. 952 00:38:26,511 --> 00:38:27,980 Clear as day. 953 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,617 ‐I see you found what I left in your mailbox. 954 00:38:29,617 --> 00:38:31,320 ‐Oh! 955 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,723 It's called a locker 956 00:38:32,723 --> 00:38:34,861 and it's extremely public. 957 00:38:34,861 --> 00:38:37,800 How do you expect us to keep a low profile about all this? 958 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,403 ‐Oh, you'd be surprised. 959 00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:40,940 People see what they wanna see. 960 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,910 Most people, you know, just forget, 961 00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:44,781 or they'll invent their own explanation. 962 00:38:45,014 --> 00:38:47,520 Anyway, I just came to bring you this. 963 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,557 It'll take the Tearjerker right out. 964 00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:52,697 You ran away before I could give it to you. 965 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,068 Just mix it in with some stolen victim tears 966 00:38:55,068 --> 00:38:56,938 and some elephant tranquilizer. 967 00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,742 ‐Where are we gonna get elephant tra‐‐? 968 00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:02,817 And you're sure he has Tate? 969 00:39:02,817 --> 00:39:04,954 And Valerie and the woman who went missing? 970 00:39:04,954 --> 00:39:06,758 ‐Yes. 971 00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,762 Usually distills his victims for 48 hours 972 00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:10,398 before he kills them. 973 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,406 To‐to wring out as much despair as possible. 974 00:39:14,406 --> 00:39:15,843 Hm. 975 00:39:15,843 --> 00:39:18,447 For when he drains and drinks the bodily fluids. 976 00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:20,084 Friends, come on. I... 977 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:21,688 ‐Oh! 978 00:39:22,122 --> 00:39:24,661 ‐Anyway, you have about... 979 00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:26,765 eight hours left to get to them. 980 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:30,405 And remember: if you don't get the Tontoom, 981 00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:31,808 then you can't close the portal 982 00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:33,110 and if you can't close the portal 983 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,714 then the world just... 984 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:36,685 [Pops lips] 985 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:38,487 Dies. 986 00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:42,462 Good luck! 987 00:39:42,462 --> 00:39:44,433 ‐But, wait! What's a Tontoom? 988 00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:45,836 [Frustrated sigh] 989 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:54,854 ‐Hey, Astrid! 990 00:39:54,854 --> 00:39:56,490 ‐What? 991 00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:58,595 ‐Got a little something in your hair. 992 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,066 Is that blood? 993 00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:03,605 ‐Um... 994 00:40:03,605 --> 00:40:04,908 I think so. 995 00:40:04,908 --> 00:40:06,678 ‐Cool. 996 00:40:06,678 --> 00:40:08,114 [Bright music] 997 00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:11,453 [Funky electro music] 998 00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:14,393 [Astrid laughs] 999 00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:30,726 ## We ferocious ## 1000 00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:32,763 [Electro music ends abruptly] 1001 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,867 ‐Let's do this. 1002 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,738 ‐Oh, my God, this is insane. 1003 00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,613 I honestly don't know if I can do this, Astrid. 1004 00:40:40,613 --> 00:40:42,449 ‐You are stronger than you think. 1005 00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:43,785 ‐Oh... 1006 00:40:43,785 --> 00:40:45,188 I'm scared. 1007 00:40:45,188 --> 00:40:47,660 ‐I'm right behind you. ‐Okay. 1008 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:49,162 ‐Just you and me, Lils. 1009 00:40:49,162 --> 00:40:52,135 Hey, we're the only ones who can save the world. 1010 00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:53,772 Just us. 1011 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,911 It's kinda cool when you think about it. 1012 00:40:56,911 --> 00:40:59,550 ‐Maybe being us ain't so bad after all. 1013 00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,986 ‐Hm. 1014 00:41:01,921 --> 00:41:03,558 ‐Pudge Patrol: 1015 00:41:03,558 --> 00:41:06,497 armed and ready for some mega ass‐kicking. 1016 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:08,167 ‐Oh, my God! Pudge Patrol! 1017 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,906 Takin' it back! You're a genius! 1018 00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:14,012 [Crying] 1019 00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,216 ‐TATE: Help! Help. 1020 00:41:16,216 --> 00:41:18,054 Help! 1021 00:41:18,054 --> 00:41:19,791 [Sobbing] 1022 00:41:20,659 --> 00:41:22,228 [Tearjerker vocalizing excitedly] 1023 00:41:22,228 --> 00:41:24,232 [Upbeat techno music] 1024 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,136 ‐Ah, ooh, uh! 1025 00:41:26,136 --> 00:41:27,807 ‐Okay. 1026 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,850 Let's do this. 1027 00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,486 Okay. 1028 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,935 Love you. 1029 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,538 [Sobbing continues] 1030 00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:45,609 Good luck. 1031 00:41:49,851 --> 00:41:51,220 [Tearjerker laughs] 1032 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,592 ‐ Hey, Jerkface, wanna go again? 1033 00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:55,696 ‐A return guest! 1034 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,067 My favourite! 1035 00:42:00,104 --> 00:42:01,708 [Whimpering] 1036 00:42:02,008 --> 00:42:03,277 ‐Sh‐sh‐sh. 1037 00:42:03,277 --> 00:42:04,947 ‐Welcome... 1038 00:42:05,682 --> 00:42:07,118 to the paaartyyy! 1039 00:42:12,095 --> 00:42:13,598 You poor thing... 1040 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,903 Don't you know 1041 00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,642 faking confidence doesn't make you any less... 1042 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,046 worthless? 1043 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:23,985 [Squelching] 1044 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,962 ‐Astrid! Now! 1045 00:42:28,962 --> 00:42:30,164 ‐Taste this! 1046 00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:31,768 ‐Ah! 1047 00:42:31,768 --> 00:42:33,104 [Sizzling] 1048 00:42:34,741 --> 00:42:36,143 [Gagging] 1049 00:42:37,112 --> 00:42:38,749 ‐Whoa. 1050 00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:42,923 ‐I think it's stopping. 1051 00:42:42,923 --> 00:42:45,863 ‐Let's dissect this mofo and get the hell outta here! 1052 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,033 [Squelching] 1053 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:50,706 [Exploding innards] 1054 00:42:50,906 --> 00:42:52,777 ‐Uh, gross! 1055 00:42:52,777 --> 00:42:54,847 ‐Is this it? [Squelching] 1056 00:42:54,847 --> 00:42:56,250 ‐Oh, you know what? 1057 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,320 I think "Tontoom" basically means tongue. 1058 00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,991 ‐Ha! 1059 00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,594 I got it! 1060 00:43:01,594 --> 00:43:03,063 ‐Okay. 1061 00:43:03,063 --> 00:43:04,700 ‐Ugh. 1062 00:43:05,736 --> 00:43:07,172 ‐Ew... 1063 00:43:07,807 --> 00:43:09,309 ‐Ugh. 1064 00:43:09,309 --> 00:43:11,146 ‐Oh, look on the bright side: 1065 00:43:11,146 --> 00:43:13,785 only nine more of these and we can close the portal. 1066 00:43:13,785 --> 00:43:16,089 ‐Oh, great. Just in time for Formal. 1067 00:43:16,089 --> 00:43:17,726 [Laughter] 1068 00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:20,364 [Screaming] 1069 00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:21,901 [Sobbing] 1070 00:43:21,901 --> 00:43:23,170 ‐Look out! 1071 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,907 [Growling] 1072 00:43:25,776 --> 00:43:27,178 ‐TEARJERKER: Astrid... 1073 00:43:27,746 --> 00:43:31,921 I can see why your mom is so deeply ashamed of you. 1074 00:43:31,921 --> 00:43:34,694 Always ruining everything. 1075 00:43:34,694 --> 00:43:35,929 ‐LILLY: Go hide over here. 1076 00:43:35,929 --> 00:43:40,071 ‐Pitiful. I'm going to put you out of your misery right now! 1077 00:43:40,071 --> 00:43:42,242 ‐Wait! Some party. 1078 00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:43,979 All your snacks are gone. 1079 00:43:43,979 --> 00:43:45,616 [Tense music] 1080 00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:48,955 Who's the sad one now? 1081 00:43:48,955 --> 00:43:50,726 [Chemical hissing] [Roar] 1082 00:43:50,726 --> 00:43:51,961 [Thudding to ground] 1083 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,334 [Explosive breath] 1084 00:43:55,334 --> 00:43:56,938 ‐I've officially decided 1085 00:43:57,305 --> 00:43:59,109 parties are overrated. 1086 00:43:59,109 --> 00:44:01,013 [Astrid and Lilly sobbing in relief] 1087 00:44:04,252 --> 00:44:05,856 Okay. Come on. 1088 00:44:05,856 --> 00:44:07,660 ‐I'm dehydrated. 1089 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:10,231 ‐ASTRID: Yeah, don't got no water right now. 1090 00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,835 [Unintelligible whispers] 1091 00:44:12,268 --> 00:44:13,872 Okay, we'll get you water. 1092 00:44:13,872 --> 00:44:15,341 ‐Ow! ‐Oh, sorry. 1093 00:44:15,341 --> 00:44:17,145 ‐Are you okay? 1094 00:44:17,145 --> 00:44:18,414 ‐I don't know. 1095 00:44:18,414 --> 00:44:20,017 What just happened? Wh‐what was that? Was... 1096 00:44:20,017 --> 00:44:21,420 Was that a monster?! 1097 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,692 ‐Look, it's a long story, 1098 00:44:23,692 --> 00:44:25,896 but right now we just need to get you and Val home, okay? 1099 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,033 I'll explain on the way. ‐Who's Val? 1100 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:30,238 ‐She goes to school with us. 1101 00:44:31,006 --> 00:44:32,843 She was at your party! 1102 00:44:32,843 --> 00:44:33,845 ‐Really? 1103 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:37,151 ‐Maybe you need to get your head out of your ass. 1104 00:44:37,151 --> 00:44:38,387 ‐I don't know what to say. 1105 00:44:38,387 --> 00:44:40,859 ‐You can start by thanking us, 1106 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,963 Pudge Patrol, 1107 00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:45,736 for drowning in monster guts to save your life! 1108 00:44:45,736 --> 00:44:47,171 ‐Pudge Patrol. 1109 00:44:47,171 --> 00:44:48,775 We're takin' it back! 1110 00:44:48,775 --> 00:44:50,144 Oh, and, uh, don't worry, 1111 00:44:50,144 --> 00:44:52,448 we won't tell anyone about us rescuing you. 1112 00:44:52,448 --> 00:44:53,417 In fact, we probably 1113 00:44:53,417 --> 00:44:55,923 shouldn't talk about this to, like, anyone. 1114 00:44:55,923 --> 00:44:57,258 ‐Yeah, cover story. Good idea. 1115 00:44:57,258 --> 00:44:58,394 ‐Right? ‐Mm‐hm. 1116 00:44:58,394 --> 00:44:59,997 ‐Yeah, sure. 1117 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:01,734 Nobody would believe monsters are real. 1118 00:45:01,734 --> 00:45:03,204 Or that I spent more than five minutes 1119 00:45:03,204 --> 00:45:05,374 with you dorks, anyway, so we're cool. 1120 00:45:06,176 --> 00:45:07,780 ‐Hm. 1121 00:45:08,782 --> 00:45:10,251 ‐Also, thanks. 1122 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,856 ‐Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1123 00:45:12,856 --> 00:45:14,292 Monster! 1124 00:45:16,029 --> 00:45:18,133 ‐Oops. Just a shadow. 1125 00:45:24,312 --> 00:45:26,216 ‐I had the weirdest dream 1126 00:45:26,216 --> 00:45:28,955 that I was in a drug den with a sexy monster. 1127 00:45:28,955 --> 00:45:30,358 ‐Your mind, Val! 1128 00:45:30,358 --> 00:45:32,028 [Snapping fingers] 1129 00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:38,742 ‐You guys chose a dumb theme for the dance, 1130 00:45:38,742 --> 00:45:40,278 even though I asked you not to. 1131 00:45:40,278 --> 00:45:42,048 So, I chose something new. 1132 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,889 I am super stoked to announce the new cool theme: 1133 00:45:46,758 --> 00:45:48,360 Angels & Demons! 1134 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,897 ‐A little on the nose. 1135 00:45:49,897 --> 00:45:51,099 ‐And now... 1136 00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:53,838 I would like to welcome back to Pine 1137 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:56,109 your favourite ferret: 1138 00:45:56,109 --> 00:45:58,247 Tate Hudson! 1139 00:45:58,247 --> 00:46:00,318 ‐Ah‐ha‐ha‐ha! 1140 00:46:00,318 --> 00:46:01,955 What's up? What's up? 1141 00:46:01,955 --> 00:46:03,457 ‐VARSHIDI: He's alive, guys! Yeah! 1142 00:46:03,457 --> 00:46:05,127 ‐Okay, thanks, guys. 1143 00:46:05,127 --> 00:46:07,131 Super stoked to be back here. 1144 00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:09,770 A‐a quick reminder to everybody, all right? 1145 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:11,507 Wear a helmet before you go bouldering! 1146 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,110 You won't regret that, okay. 1147 00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,513 [Laughs] 1148 00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:16,316 ‐I do have somebody to thank. 1149 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:17,987 [Tender music] 1150 00:46:17,987 --> 00:46:20,324 I could not have done it without them. 1151 00:46:22,228 --> 00:46:24,366 Candy, baby, will you come up here? 1152 00:46:24,366 --> 00:46:25,969 [Music fades out] 1153 00:46:28,407 --> 00:46:30,211 Thank you. [Cheers and applause] 1154 00:46:30,979 --> 00:46:32,382 ‐I guess some things never change. 1155 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:35,287 ‐Some stuff changes! 1156 00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:37,125 Like, I guess monsters are real. 1157 00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:39,262 ‐I guess we're monster hunters now. 1158 00:46:40,532 --> 00:46:42,870 Arguably cooler than iguanas and SNFU. 1159 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:46,009 ‐I'm gonna get so much ass it's gonna be freaky. 1160 00:46:46,009 --> 00:46:47,478 ‐You guys are freaky. 1161 00:46:49,149 --> 00:46:50,852 ‐Damn right we are! 1162 00:46:50,852 --> 00:46:52,523 [Laughing] [Theme music] 1163 00:46:52,523 --> 00:46:54,159 [Soft boom] [Tense music] 1164 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,829 [Crickets chirping] 1165 00:46:58,902 --> 00:47:00,404 ‐Hello? 1166 00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:02,008 [Clattering] 1167 00:47:02,843 --> 00:47:05,114 Jamison, if that is you 1168 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:07,318 playing another one of your pranks, 1169 00:47:07,318 --> 00:47:10,057 then I will be forced to tell your mo‐‐ 1170 00:47:10,057 --> 00:47:11,527 [Sharp inhale and exhale] 1171 00:47:11,527 --> 00:47:13,163 [Quiet tense music] 1172 00:47:15,569 --> 00:47:17,873 Mighty Lord and Savior, 1173 00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:21,413 you have chosen me! 1174 00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:27,826 What an unusual‐looking angel of his mercy! 1175 00:47:29,530 --> 00:47:31,868 Not at all what I expected, but... 1176 00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:34,907 no matter. 1177 00:47:36,143 --> 00:47:38,013 You heard my prayers. 1178 00:47:38,615 --> 00:47:40,919 And you are here to rid me 1179 00:47:41,453 --> 00:47:43,925 of that evil teacher, 1180 00:47:44,225 --> 00:47:45,896 Jonas. 1181 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,601 [Menacing music] 1182 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,306 ‐VOICE: I am here 1183 00:47:51,507 --> 00:47:53,177 to serve. 1184 00:47:56,016 --> 00:47:57,452 [Closing theme] 78224

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