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[bright music]
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- I just don't see why this
photo shot is so important.
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- Photo shoot--
come on, Optimus.
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"Trucks Illustrated"
is the number one big rig
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blog on the web.
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You don't want to be left out
of the trailer issue, do you?
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- Yeah, and it'll be great
for the Autobots' image.
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but you're losing popularity
in the all-important 24
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to 48-foot trailer demographic.
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- And there are still
some folks who aren't jazzed
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about Cybertronians
living on Earth.
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We got to show them that
Autobots are regular people.
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- Yeah, regular giant
techno-organic people,
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just like them.
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- Well, it is my
responsibility to strengthen
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the bond between humans
and Cybertronians.
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For the good of botkind,
I will do it.
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- All right--
now we got to make sure
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you put out your best look.
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- Hmm, I could show
the trailer in battle mode.
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[beeps]
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[metallic clanking]
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- Yeah, I don't think
the big canon really
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sells peace and friendship.
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- Maybe just keep
the trailer closed.
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- [groans]
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[beeps]
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[metallic clanking]
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[finger squeaks against metal]
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- Yikes.
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And get it washed.
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- Optimus, trust me on this.
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I have a lot of experience
taking bad school photos.
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They can haunt you forever.
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- What is up with the rat?
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- I had peanut butter
on my neck,
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and he thought it was his.
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They called me
"Ratty Robby" all year.
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You don't want kids calling
you "Optimus Grime," do you?
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- Very well.
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You're in charge.
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- Ha!
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Awesome, the photo
shoot's not until sunset.
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We'll have it back
in plenty of time.
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[whirs]
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[clanks]
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- Please be careful with it,
and no air freshener.
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I don't want it smelling
like a pine tree.
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- OK!
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- OK.
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[squeaking]
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- Whoo!
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This trailer is going to
sparkle in the sunset.
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- Ooh, I'm setting up
a social media account
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to get more eyes on it.
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[electronic beeping]
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- [gasp]
We're missing a valve cap.
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BRB.
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- Comments, photos--
ooh, emoticons.
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[bell rings]
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- Got it.
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Optimus is going to be so--
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[wind whistling]
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Where's the trailer?
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- [gasp]
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[items shatter]
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[transforming pulses]
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[electricity crackling]
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- How could we lose
Optimus's trailer?
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- [groan] It's my fault.
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Social media
is my Achilles' heel.
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Should we call Optimus
and tell him what happened?
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- And let him think we couldn't
handle a simple car wash?
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No way.
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- OK, big guy, we want
you to be ready in case
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the blog wants
to do an interview.
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So let's practice with some
hard-hitting questions.
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What's your favorite color?
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- Red and blue and chrome.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Now, where do you see
yourself in 10,000 years?
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- I fear having this same
conversation with you.
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- [chuckle] So you're saying
we'll be friends forever?
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Yes!
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Sweet.
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OK, the people want to know,
Optimus, you and Elita,
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come on, what's up with that?
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- It's complicated.
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- Two-parter-- are you leader
of the Autobots because you
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have the Matrix,
or do you have the Matrix
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because you're leader?
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- Ah--
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- Who's next in line for
the Matrix of Leadership?
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And can it be me?
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- What time did Robby and
Hashtag say they'd be back?
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[whirring]
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- How are we going
to find this thing?
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- Witwicky may look
like a sleepy town,
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but with all this top secret
stuff that goes on here,
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Nightshade installed
cameras everywhere.
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[static crackling]
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- Wow, even in the trash bins?
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- Wait, I got something.
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- It's Aftermath.
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This is bad news.
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[spray hissing]
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- What?
No.
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OK. OK.
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Touch-up paint
and a valve cap--
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easy peasy.
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- Uh, did you notice
the train tracks?
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- Train tracks-- why is
it on the train tracks?
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Gah!
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Let's go!
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[tires squealing]
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[electronic beep]
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- Look at this Chaos Terran.
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He's just going to
smash Optimus's trailer?
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We could have way
more fun with it.
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- Yeah, like smashing
it ourselves.
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- Eeesh, you know what
your problem is?
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A lack of vision, and a
whole list of other things
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that I keep in my "What's
Wrong With Hardtop" journal.
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I'll read them to you later.
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[train rattling]
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[train horn blares]
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- Oh no, it's headed
for the trailer.
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We'll never outrun it.
- Oh yeah?
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Just watch me.
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[electronic beeps]
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[tires squealing]
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- [cringes]
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[engine whirring]
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[tires squealing]
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- Aftermath, please,
if anything happens
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to that trailer, I'm going
to be in worse than grounded
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trouble with Optimus Prime.
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- Not my problem, Malto.
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The train's going to
bust it wide open,
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and I'm getting
the prize inside.
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[metal clanks]
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[laugh]
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[energetic music]
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Ahh!
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- Ha!
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Uhh!
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- Ugh!
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- Ahh!
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- [groans]
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[train whistle blows]
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- Oh no, the train!
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[grunts]
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[both grunting]
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[train whistle blows]
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Ha!
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[grunts]
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Ugh!
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[train rumbling]
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- [sigh] I'm going to
need a tune-up after that.
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Think we can fix the trailer
before the photo shoot?
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- No problem.
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All we need is chrome polish,
touch-up paint, a scratch
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repair kit, a valve cap--
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- Uh, are you not seeing
what I'm not seeing?
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- [gasps]
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[bird screeches]
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- Fender Fived, yeah.
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Now let's go smash
this lollipop open
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and get to the
sweet cannon center.
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- Ooh, that is vision.
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[energetic music]
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- How could a little
thing like a car wash
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turn into such a nightmare?
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- I still think we
should call Optimus.
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I mean, haven't you ever
seen a teen rom-com?
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Things just get worse
when you don't come clean.
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- We can't tell Optimus
that we failed him.
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We can fix this.
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I'm going to buy us some time.
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- So you're saying that for
leadership of the Autobots,
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I'm 467th in line?
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- 567th.
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- Noice!
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Well, that wraps up
all my questions.
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You're good to go.
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- Why is it taking them so
long to wash the trailer?
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Could something
have gone wrong?
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- It's just water and soap.
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What's the worst
that can happen?
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- Well, hard water can
cause unsightly deposits.
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And if they're using an
alkaline-based cleanser,
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it could leave streaks on the--
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[phone rings and vibrates]
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- It's Robby.
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See, I'm sure everything
is going great.
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Hey, Robby, how great
is everything going?
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- Not great at all!
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The trailer's been
stolen twice.
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You got to cover for us
till we can get it back.
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- Oh,
hot wax sounds delightful.
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I'll tell Optimus, who is
standing right next to me.
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But you'll really need
to bring it back afterwards.
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- We will.
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But in the meantime,
we need you to keep
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his mind off the trailer.
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- Can do.
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Good news, boss man--
they'll be back real soon.
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But while we're waiting,
we really need to work on your,
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uh, camera poses.
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- Ugh.
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- Give me casual.
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- [groans]
Like this?
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- That's a good start.
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How about action-y?
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- Ugh.
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[grumbles]
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Wah! Weh-- let's see this--
ahh.
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- Ooh, OK-- maybe
try contemplative.
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- Ah.
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- Yeah,
let's clear your calendar
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for the next few hours.
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- Eh--
[groans].
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- OK, Jawbreaker's
keeping him busy.
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Now, how do we
find that trailer?
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[whirring]
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That looks like a lead!
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[blasters zapping]
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- [grunts] Man,
this thing just ain't opening.
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- But if we keep doing the same
pointless thing over and over,
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it'll work eventually, right?
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[inquisitive music]
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- I might have a better idea.
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[grunts]
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[tires squealing]
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- [gasps]
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[groans] Now we need a dent
puller and chrome polish,
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touch-up paint, then--
- Robby, focus.
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Give us back that trailer,
Decepti-goons.
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- Well,
we might if you ask nicely.
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- Nope, we won't.
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[both cackling]
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- Not cool!
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[blasters zapping]
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- I'll keep them busy.
You stop the conveyor belt.
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Ahh!
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[intense music]
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[blasters zapping]
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- Belt, belt, belt--
ah!
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Belt.
[grunts]
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No!
It's going faster.
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[blasters zapping]
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- [grunting]
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[blasters zapping]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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- [groans]
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- Ahh!
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- [gasps]
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Gah!
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[straining]
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Ahh!
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- [grunts]
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[straining]
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[airplane engines roaring]
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- I knew those
fireworks were going
267
00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:06,600
to lead us to something good.
268
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,680
- Let's tear open that cereal
box and get the toy inside.
269
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,560
[airplane engines roaring]
270
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,830
[metal clanks]
271
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,650
- [groans]
272
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:22,310
Oh! Ah! Uh! Ah!
273
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,040
Let go!
274
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,480
It isn't yours.
275
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,750
- It is now.
276
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,830
[airplane engines roaring]
277
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,660
- Ahh!
278
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:38,060
[groaning]
279
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,630
Can we tell Optimus now?
280
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,680
- No!
Let's go.
281
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,370
[whirring]
282
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,420
- Ah.
283
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,560
[grunting]
284
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,950
What'd I miss?
285
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:56,820
[sander whirring]
286
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,310
- What is it we're doing,
again?
287
00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:04,610
- A pedicure-- very relaxing
before a big photo shoot.
288
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,090
Help keeps mind, body, and
spirit free of distractions
289
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:08,660
like that the trailer
isn't back yet--
290
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,050
[gasp]
I mean-- oh!
291
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,880
- Right, the trailer.
292
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,750
The photo shoot is in one hour.
293
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,360
Where are they?
294
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,710
- Ohh.
295
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,020
- Optimus Prime is never
late for an appointment.
296
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,540
Tell Robby and Hashtag
to bring the trailer back now.
297
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,370
I don't care
what it looks like.
298
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,460
- [whimpers]
299
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:35,860
- And then, uh, give my feet
one more pass with that tool.
300
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,340
- Guys, Optimus wants you to
bring the trailer back now.
301
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:39,820
- Ugh!
302
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,350
We had it, but Decepticons
swiped it again.
303
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,040
I mean, it's pretty
on brand, but--
304
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,180
- Don't worry.
We'll get it.
305
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,870
Just keep distracting him.
306
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,220
- Ugh, we need something
better than blind luck
307
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,880
to find the trailer again.
308
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,710
- Why didn't I think
of this before?
309
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,750
Activate your audio scanner.
310
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,670
[electronic beeping]
311
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,880
Now run a frequency sweep
for a car alarm chirp.
312
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,710
- Copy.
313
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,060
[electronic beep]
314
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,070
Can you triangulate
on that signal?
315
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,800
- Ha-ha, I sure can.
316
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,590
[electronic beeping]
317
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,770
[tires squealing]
318
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:15,420
[electronic beeping]
319
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,030
- Ahh!
320
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,690
[both grunting]
321
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,300
- Why does this
thing keep chirping?
322
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:24,080
It's really twisting
my turbines.
323
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:25,350
- After we crack
this thing open,
324
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,000
we'll turn it off gently--
325
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,000
by ripping out its chirp guts!
326
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,660
[both cackling]
327
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,830
[both grunting]
328
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,920
[electronic beeping]
329
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:38,270
- What's wrong with these Cons?
330
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,450
Why do they always
have to destroy stuff?
331
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:43,530
- Should we call--
- Don't say Optimus.
332
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,190
I'm going to find a way
to get to that trailer.
333
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,020
[energetic music]
334
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,640
[both grunting]
335
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,680
- Hold on, time-out.
336
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,200
This isn't working.
337
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,770
- Let's just blast
this thing open, then.
338
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,470
- All right,
on the count of 3--
339
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:06,600
1, 2...
340
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:07,650
both: 3!
341
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,470
[both gasp]
342
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,610
[wind whistling]
343
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:15,560
- Didn't a trailer
used to be here?
344
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,780
[loud thud]
345
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,780
- Whoo-hoo!
346
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,920
[beeps]
347
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:23,100
[both grunting]
348
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,570
Chrome polish,
touch-up paint,
349
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,790
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,
350
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,100
probably a sledgehammer,
and a valve cap.
351
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,190
With a little elbow grease,
it'll be good as--
352
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,460
[loud explosion]
353
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,450
--new.
354
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:42,030
- [groans]
355
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,070
[tires squealing]
356
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,600
- We're doomed.
357
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,610
Optimus is going to make me
read "War and Energon"--
358
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,820
all 5,000 pages.
359
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,000
- Oh, it's not so bad.
360
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:56,870
- Really?
361
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,400
- No, it's really bad.
362
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,260
- Ugh!
363
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,790
- They're probably just
driving slowly to make
364
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,480
sure that nothing else--
365
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:07,840
I mean, nothing at all
happens to the trailer.
366
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,180
But hey, you know what else
you could be thinking about?
367
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,450
Warming up your vocal processor
with a tongue twister.
368
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,200
Repeat after me-- she sha--
she sha-- oh, man, I'm--
369
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,670
I'm really bad at this.
370
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,630
- We only have 30 minutes.
371
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,330
We've got to roll out!
372
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,640
Have those two meet us
at the photo shoot.
373
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,250
- I stalled him
as long as I could.
374
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,170
You have to meet us
at the photo shoot.
375
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,900
Good luck.
[electronic beep]
376
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,690
- We can't show up
to a trailer photo
377
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,520
shoot with a wrecked trailer.
378
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:41,790
How did I screw
this up so badly?
379
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,650
Optimus is my hero.
380
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,440
He's helped so many people.
381
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,190
All I wanted was
to help him for a change.
382
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,660
- Well, maybe now it's time
for someone to help you.
383
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,930
[engine revs]
384
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:56,800
- Hey, Robby,
your pit crew is here.
385
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,670
- I told you not
to tell anyone.
386
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,030
- No, you told me
not to tell Optimus.
387
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,460
You never said not
to tell our family.
388
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,990
[chuckle]
So I messaged them.
389
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,420
- Oh, man,
look at that trailer.
390
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,730
Optimus is going to make
you read "War and Energon"
391
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,860
and write a book report.
392
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,680
- There's a book report?
393
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:16,950
- No, he's not--
394
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,520
we're going to fix it.
395
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,650
- I hope that toolbox
has more than a hammer
396
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,040
and some duct tape in it.
397
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,050
- Oh, this is my lunch,
but Twitch
398
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,350
and Nightshade have your back.
399
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,700
[bird screeches]
400
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,610
[metal clangs]
401
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,830
- We've got chrome polish,
touch-up paint,
402
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,100
scratch repair kit,
dent puller,
403
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,240
two sledgehammers--
oh,
404
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,320
and a valve cap.
405
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,710
Ah! Oh!
406
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,070
[engine revving]
407
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,860
It's OK-- we got
a whole box of them.
408
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,900
Let's get to work.
409
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,900
[engine revs]
410
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,860
[energetic music]
411
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,700
[clangs]
412
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,650
[drill whirs]
413
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,920
[engine revs]
414
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
[metal clangs]
415
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:34,240
[spray-paint hissing]
416
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,470
[hammer clanging]
417
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,810
[polisher whirring]
418
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,210
both: Whoo! Yeah!
419
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,950
- The trailer
looks great, guys.
420
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,390
Thank you for all your help.
421
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,140
- Anytime, Robby.
422
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,700
Tell Optimus I said hi.
423
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:57,390
[engine revs]
424
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,440
- Five minutes to go--
we got to jam.
425
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,320
[tense music]
426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,450
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!
427
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,970
- We've got company!
428
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,410
[missiles blasting]
429
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:10,450
[loud explosions]
430
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,500
- I thought we got
rid of these guys.
431
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,810
[loud explosions]
432
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:18,330
[tires squealing]
433
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,640
- They're getting it all muddy!
434
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,040
OK, I've had it.
435
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,870
- All right,
we finally get to see
436
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,270
that boom cannon in action.
437
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,610
- Uh, Hardtop?
438
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,700
[blaster zapping]
439
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:47,880
[loud explosions]
440
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:51,410
[wind whistling]
441
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,800
[bird screeches]
442
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:58,500
- [sigh] It's almost sundown,
and they're not here.
443
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:01,110
I have no choice.
444
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,940
I am gravely embarrassed, but
my trailer has gone missing.
445
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,860
Can we do the photo
shoot without it?
446
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,430
- It's the trailer issue, sir.
447
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,250
[scoffs]
448
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:15,300
Fine, I have a loaner, but
it's not exactly your size.
449
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,080
- Oh, what?
450
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:23,790
- Ah, I must have a long,
tedious talk
451
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:27,870
with Robby and Hashtag
about responsibility.
452
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,500
- We're out of time,
and the trailer is filthy.
453
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,230
- Let me run
a geolocation algorithm.
454
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,930
- OK, safe route is
20 minutes, fast is 10,
455
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,980
and insane is 23 seconds.
456
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:40,800
[laugh] Well, I guess
we're going insane.
457
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:46,330
- What?
No-- not again.
458
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,810
[tires squealing]
459
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,820
- Ah!
Huh-huh-- ahh!
460
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,900
Ah!
461
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:54,860
[tense music]
462
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,970
Uh-uh-ahh!
463
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,450
[camera shutter clicking]
464
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:15,920
- Oh, it's cute.
465
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:19,490
I just want to scwatch
its widdle chin.
466
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:24,160
[loud thud]
467
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,240
- Robby, Hashtag,
I knew I could count on you.
468
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,770
And Jawbreaker was so worried.
469
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,300
- [groans]
470
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:40,650
- We just needed a little
extra time to make it perfect.
471
00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:45,560
- Don't think that I didn't
notice that new valve cap.
472
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,830
- Ready to strike
a heroic pose with
473
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,790
your photo-perfect trailer?
474
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,100
- Say "Energon."
475
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,490
- [sniffs]
Is that pine air freshener?
476
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,230
Oh, pine makes me--
477
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,370
[sneezes]
478
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:07,970
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