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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,792 JAKUBISKO FILM presents 2 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,992 a chilling city comedy 3 00:01:04,001 --> 00:01:12,000 Oh man... Stop it. 4 00:01:16,882 --> 00:01:20,557 - Hello? - Hi! I'm on my way. 5 00:01:20,802 --> 00:01:22,852 I got stuck in a traffic jam. In a cab... 6 00:01:23,602 --> 00:01:26,355 No foreplay, no afterplay... 7 00:01:26,802 --> 00:01:29,782 A normal baptism with a normal priest, in a normal church. 8 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,759 And I want that grating! Thanks! 9 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:36,197 What baptism? You got a kid? 10 00:01:36,762 --> 00:01:39,071 - Jesus... - Adam! 11 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:41,783 Adam, you got hitched already? 12 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:46,113 Are you crazy? The wedding's in the fall. 13 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,802 Oh. 14 00:01:48,643 --> 00:01:50,103 We're launching a CD. 15 00:01:50,203 --> 00:01:53,718 You're destroying yourself. Diabetes is really dangerous. 16 00:01:54,163 --> 00:01:57,235 - I want you to cool it for once. - What do you mean? 17 00:01:57,963 --> 00:01:59,863 Well, you don't even have a flat! 18 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:02,079 Sure you won't think about it? 19 00:02:02,483 --> 00:02:06,703 - This is for you. - My IQ is 167, I've got a good job, 20 00:02:06,803 --> 00:02:08,759 I've always got it ready for you, 21 00:02:10,204 --> 00:02:12,843 an orgasm like a blown volcano! 22 00:02:13,284 --> 00:02:16,144 Look, we fuck. Nothing else. Got that? 23 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:19,361 Got it. You get laid and I sleep alone. 24 00:02:20,044 --> 00:02:21,875 Will you invite me, Mr. Groom? 25 00:02:22,884 --> 00:02:25,637 Your boss, the one you love, is also married! 26 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:28,923 He's not! 27 00:02:30,204 --> 00:02:33,004 And if I want, he'll never marry that blonde Slovak girl. 28 00:02:34,924 --> 00:02:38,439 And how will you do that? Turn her into an elephant? 29 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:40,920 I might if I need to. 30 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:44,079 - Your wife can wash them next! - Thanks. 31 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:50,235 He came to me and we made love all night. 32 00:02:50,765 --> 00:02:54,155 In the morning I woke up alone and I've never seen him since. 33 00:02:55,005 --> 00:02:57,945 Then six months later I heard he was dead. 34 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,717 He had a malignant tumour in his rectum... 35 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:02,295 He didn't want me to be there when he was dying... 36 00:03:02,685 --> 00:03:06,041 Poor soul! He didn't want her to see him dying... 37 00:03:07,805 --> 00:03:09,238 How romantic! 38 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:12,346 Who knows what a soldier, dying without a weapon, thinks... 39 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:14,119 What an idiot! 40 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:19,201 Starring 41 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:47,803 Producer 42 00:03:49,527 --> 00:03:51,483 Story By 43 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,920 Screenplay 44 00:03:57,207 --> 00:03:59,163 Script Editor 45 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,844 Edited By 46 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:04,844 Music 47 00:04:05,527 --> 00:04:07,404 Art Director 48 00:04:07,687 --> 00:04:10,646 Sound 49 00:04:11,048 --> 00:04:13,004 Director Of Photography 50 00:04:14,008 --> 00:04:15,441 Directed By 51 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:17,559 Adam! 52 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:21,443 You have a hard on again. Don't you want it? 53 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,283 No, I am lazy. 54 00:04:25,128 --> 00:04:27,378 Anyway, I told you that today's the last time. 55 00:04:27,608 --> 00:04:29,485 From now on I'll only fuck my wife. 56 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:32,284 - So no then? - No, wait... 57 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:38,078 OK. You can give me head... 58 00:04:38,368 --> 00:04:40,929 You're so naughty, teddy bear. 59 00:04:47,449 --> 00:04:48,962 What are you doing? 60 00:04:52,569 --> 00:04:56,847 - That was him again. My boss. - Oh yes, important information! 61 00:05:01,449 --> 00:05:03,499 Give me two invitations. I'll go with him. 62 00:05:04,049 --> 00:05:06,005 - Could we talk about this later? - OK. 63 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:14,159 Ouch! Don't use your teeth! 64 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:16,790 - You're too sensitive. - Can't you do it 65 00:05:16,890 --> 00:05:18,721 like any other woman with your lips and tongue? 66 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:21,640 - Did I tell you I found a cat? - Yes, a thousand times. 67 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:25,927 - Wait... - Where are you going? 68 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,889 Here kitty, kitty, kitty... 69 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:33,084 You can't just... in the middle, girl! Are you stupid or what? 70 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:37,522 You should take a chill pill too! 71 00:05:40,811 --> 00:05:43,769 I left her in the bathroom. 72 00:05:45,331 --> 00:05:48,960 - What should I call her? - This little cretin? 73 00:05:51,611 --> 00:05:53,090 You can fuck off too! 74 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,391 You're a real bastard. 75 00:05:59,491 --> 00:06:01,631 ...It's as dumb as you. You'll get along fine. 76 00:06:01,731 --> 00:06:04,848 Adam! The invitations! 77 00:06:05,651 --> 00:06:08,119 - What good are they to you? - Last wish... 78 00:06:16,412 --> 00:06:19,722 Maybe I'll get hitched before you, you rock star... 79 00:06:21,372 --> 00:06:24,170 You are lucky. 80 00:06:27,812 --> 00:06:28,812 The last two, baby. 81 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:49,566 Michal! Hey man, Michal? 82 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:52,446 What's up with all this? 83 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:55,083 Can't you see? We're auditioning a singer... 84 00:06:56,293 --> 00:06:57,293 A singer? 85 00:06:57,573 --> 00:06:59,484 Well OK. A dancer. 86 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:05,633 - Do we need a dancer, man? - No. 87 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:07,433 So get rid of her! 88 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:09,012 Wait! 89 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:11,874 - Who is she? - Don't know. One of your fans. 90 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,283 Oh? Send her up then... 91 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:19,483 He's well known. 92 00:07:19,694 --> 00:07:21,614 - Why are you telling me Sabrina? - You are with Zikmund every day. 93 00:07:21,814 --> 00:07:26,171 I'm just an assistant, the boss will take you more seriously. 94 00:07:27,334 --> 00:07:29,594 And he might also think that I'm involved with him 95 00:07:29,694 --> 00:07:31,252 if I push him like that. 96 00:07:32,374 --> 00:07:34,649 - And you aren't? - Of course I am. 97 00:07:35,774 --> 00:07:38,766 - I'm sorry. - You're really something! 98 00:07:40,935 --> 00:07:42,368 - Sabrina! - Yes? 99 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,795 When you take that medication 100 00:07:45,895 --> 00:07:47,195 regularly you should have a check up 101 00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:48,595 from time to time 102 00:07:48,695 --> 00:07:50,572 I know. I'm really sorry. 103 00:07:50,815 --> 00:07:53,375 I promise I'll come. 104 00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:58,134 Thanks so much. But you won't help me with my boss? 105 00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:03,170 Yes, I will. We eat at the Green Dragon every Saturday. 106 00:08:03,695 --> 00:08:05,435 You're a fantastic woman, Viola! 107 00:08:05,535 --> 00:08:07,446 I really don't know what I'd do without you. 108 00:08:07,575 --> 00:08:09,372 He's half Czech and half Italian. 109 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:12,066 He's crazy, but you'd never be bored with him. 110 00:08:12,776 --> 00:08:15,336 - I'm not bored. - I know... 111 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,208 My Zikmund is wonderful. 112 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:21,091 I believe he is. Thank you very much. 113 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,733 - Goodbye! - Goodbye. 114 00:08:24,816 --> 00:08:27,614 I'm sorry, I forgot. 115 00:08:27,816 --> 00:08:29,249 Thanks. 116 00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:35,255 You don't know shit, girl. 117 00:08:37,496 --> 00:08:41,126 No cock belongs to you even if you think he's wonderful. 118 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:55,127 Have you ever really been in love? 119 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:59,369 Of course. It was really something. 120 00:08:59,657 --> 00:09:01,207 And how long were you together? 121 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,976 About a year. Here. 122 00:09:03,297 --> 00:09:06,289 Once we were doing it all night. 123 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,568 She was wild. 124 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,818 I thought she wanted to have a baby with me. 125 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,818 But at the dawn she got up and left. 126 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:15,478 Was there any reason? 127 00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:18,398 No. But a week later she texted me. 128 00:09:18,498 --> 00:09:21,774 Said she loved me madly, but she had to leave me. 129 00:09:22,418 --> 00:09:25,318 She had a rectal tumour and didn't want me 130 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:26,918 to be there when she was dying. 131 00:09:27,018 --> 00:09:29,118 She was so selfish. 132 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:31,298 She shouldn't have written so you wouldn't know. 133 00:09:31,498 --> 00:09:33,056 She didn't want me to suffer... 134 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:36,358 We can't grasp the thought 135 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,574 processes of one who's dying. 136 00:09:39,418 --> 00:09:41,369 It's a totally different state of mind. 137 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:49,258 Damn! 138 00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:55,092 Just when... Wait! 139 00:09:57,939 --> 00:09:59,279 Come on, Jarousek! I'm in a rush! 140 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,858 That's our soundman. 141 00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:05,339 Catch! 142 00:10:05,619 --> 00:10:07,098 Thanks, soundman! 143 00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:08,319 - Go! - Bye! 144 00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:09,899 Bye! 145 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,618 Did you like it at all? 146 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,498 Yeah. 147 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:32,976 Do you know what today is? 148 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,010 - No idea. - Our anniversary... 149 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,691 Here's your anniversary present. 150 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,901 Should I open it now or wait until after my shower? 151 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,534 Whatever you want. 152 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:50,100 Okay then. 153 00:10:50,261 --> 00:10:53,458 What could it be? 154 00:10:54,141 --> 00:10:57,975 A surprise. But no! 155 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:01,056 Oh, I'm so happy! 156 00:11:01,741 --> 00:11:06,371 How did you know I wanted this one? Oh, pictures! 157 00:11:07,221 --> 00:11:10,419 - We're soul mates. - Jesus. Really? 158 00:11:11,262 --> 00:11:14,777 Oh, what a pity. Thanks! 159 00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:41,483 I've never done it with anybody before. 160 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,763 I know. 161 00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:45,694 And now I'm gonna be stoned. 162 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,334 We will both be. 163 00:11:58,263 --> 00:12:02,222 If you're high, it's - it's like, empathetic... 164 00:12:04,263 --> 00:12:06,219 Do you like me at least a bit? 165 00:12:07,983 --> 00:12:09,497 Course I do. 166 00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:15,413 Look, I can't even do it if I'm not in love. 167 00:12:16,544 --> 00:12:19,502 And how will you make love to me? 168 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:23,604 - The usual way. - What's "the usual way"? 169 00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:25,854 First the foreplay and then coitus. 170 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:40,418 Oh God... Don't say "coitus". 171 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,221 Describe it for me. 172 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,298 Look, first you get undressed. 173 00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,584 You won't undress me? 174 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:02,379 I don't know 175 00:13:02,545 --> 00:13:05,503 where all your buttons and clips and all that are. 176 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,217 I won't find them, I'll get depressed 177 00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:09,496 and I won't get it up. 178 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,782 And then I'll turn you around, 179 00:13:13,506 --> 00:13:16,145 I pull you closer so you feel... 180 00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:20,257 ...my erection on your crotch. 181 00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,338 Don't say "crotch". 182 00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:28,982 - Why not? - Don't know. It's weird! 183 00:13:30,866 --> 00:13:34,176 Which anniversary this time? First date, first kiss, or what? 184 00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:37,977 You really don't know? That's pretty sad, sweetheart... 185 00:13:38,146 --> 00:13:39,366 Jesus Christ! I can't take this any more! 186 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,901 Can't you just tell me what event it is? 187 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:46,181 Today is exactly 13 weeks since our wedding. 188 00:13:46,387 --> 00:13:47,866 In a week it'll be 14! 189 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,367 Are you gonna bug me about it for the rest of my life? Get out of here. 190 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,517 But it's good that we keep remembering it! 191 00:13:57,547 --> 00:14:00,505 Dear God, what are you punishing me for? 192 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,267 And what is our little honeybunch doing here? 193 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:08,943 Our little honeybunch is taking a shit here! Close the door and get out! 194 00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:12,328 God! At least one room 195 00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:13,986 where I can get away from you! 196 00:14:14,628 --> 00:14:19,258 - You'll like it! - And then what? 197 00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:24,705 Then I'll caress your back and fanny... 198 00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,426 But this is my stomach! 199 00:14:30,148 --> 00:14:32,059 Then I'll lower myself down 200 00:14:32,188 --> 00:14:34,368 and gently bite your nipples... 201 00:14:34,468 --> 00:14:36,128 Maybe harder... 202 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:39,106 Then I'll lick your navel... 203 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:41,942 Careful! It's pierced! 204 00:14:43,429 --> 00:14:46,626 I thought you'd love me like this for a year, maybe two 205 00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:50,649 and then it'd be nothing special. 206 00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:52,589 - But you keep worshipping me! - But you are my goddess! 207 00:14:52,789 --> 00:14:57,305 Jesus Christ! You should see a shrink! 208 00:14:58,389 --> 00:15:01,267 You're totally hooked on me! I can't take it. 209 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:04,809 I need to live a normal life, sort out normal things, 210 00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,249 and not obsess about what anniversary it is! 211 00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,700 - Give it to me! - But you don't have to obsess. 212 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,149 I'll do it for both of us. 213 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:16,065 What are you talking about? You get offended when I don't know! 214 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:20,780 Why don't you go out with your buddies sometime? 215 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:23,360 For a beer, to a pub, watch a football game... 216 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,543 Or even a whore hose! 217 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,469 To a whore house, honeybunch? 218 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:32,300 At least you'd learn something! Even sex with you sucks! 219 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,902 So you didn't like it... 220 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:42,628 What am I doing wrong? 221 00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,371 You're too nice to me. 222 00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:50,891 But that's why you married me. I love you. 223 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,540 Couldn't you love me a bit less then? 224 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:59,709 Why don't you talk dirty to me? 225 00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:03,145 You wouldn't like that, sweetheart... 226 00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:09,026 How do you know what I like? Have you ever asked? 227 00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:12,624 Why don't you ever shout at me, "You bitch"? 228 00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,866 Well, I'll try if you want. 229 00:16:41,313 --> 00:16:43,781 Could you at least get the damn phone? 230 00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:49,873 - Sabrina. - Hi. 231 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:53,113 Hi, angel face, you're doing that launch on Wednesday, right? 232 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,505 - Sure. - Yes? 233 00:16:56,993 --> 00:17:00,110 I'm doing the sound. Wait... Where are you going? 234 00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:04,346 Look at me! Where do you think I'm going? 235 00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:10,494 I might have a job for you. 236 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,186 Could you stop by today? 237 00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:15,468 Today I'm ready to go to a whore house... 238 00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,113 Bye. 239 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:23,505 Hello? Jarousek! 240 00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:26,873 Shit! 241 00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:30,734 And then what? 242 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:34,543 I'll put my head in your lap and I'll caress you all over your body. 243 00:17:35,674 --> 00:17:40,271 Then when I feel you opening to me, I'll lay you down... 244 00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:44,510 How long will you caress me all over? 245 00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,705 A long time... 246 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,187 You beast! 247 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,388 Oh shit, the cops! 248 00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:12,674 Get down fuckers! 249 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:15,505 Kiss my crotch! 250 00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:19,790 Kiss my erection! 251 00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:22,576 Run! 252 00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:24,456 I'm totally high on you! 253 00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:27,024 Me too! Get on! 254 00:18:28,996 --> 00:18:31,032 - Go, go! - Come on! 255 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,873 And when you are lying down, I'll slide into you. 256 00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:41,833 Nice and gently, so I feel the pressure of your hymen... 257 00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:46,232 Don't say "pressure"... And will you keep kissing me? 258 00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:49,457 - Of course I will. - How passionately? 259 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,991 Very... the most. Like that... 260 00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:55,628 - Who? - Brad Pitt. 261 00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:58,672 OK... Keep going! 262 00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:01,497 That's everything. Then I'll just fuck you. 263 00:19:01,597 --> 00:19:03,537 Don't say "fuck"! 264 00:19:03,637 --> 00:19:05,150 Hold on! 265 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,794 And you won't, you know, inside me? 266 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,874 No. Don't worry. I'm careful. 267 00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:16,951 - Hey, but what's your name? - Kristyna. 268 00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,877 Open it! 269 00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:21,553 - I can't! - The guitar! Hurry! 270 00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,758 Go home, Kristyna! 271 00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:31,354 See you, Adam! 272 00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:03,149 You're hot today, Angelina! 273 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:05,169 We'll never get it done at this rate. 274 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,433 Thanks! 275 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,420 You Italian! Who taught you? 276 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,919 You know, old school! 277 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,620 That'll be Asako! She's definitely writing 278 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,270 that she's desperate and asking why I'm not at home. 279 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,509 She wants me to drink tea with her and sit on my ass at home. 280 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,900 Why not write and say you're taking my picture? 281 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,839 Because she'd think I was fucking you! 282 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,594 She is dependent on me and hates my work. 283 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:43,072 Thanks. That's tough luck, hippie! 284 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,359 Not really. We have our agreement. 285 00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:49,874 I don't worry about what she does and where she is. 286 00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:52,521 Because you know she's home waiting for you. 287 00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:54,757 If only my old man wasn't always home... 288 00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:56,881 But she doesn't know anybody here... 289 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,515 OK. Trumpet to the right and spread your legs! 290 00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:10,798 Bravo... Bravo... Bravo. 291 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:12,961 Like this? 292 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:36,982 During sexual excitement the amount of blood flowing to these areas 293 00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:41,998 rises significantly and at the same time its outflow is prevented. 294 00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:47,401 As the penis grows erect, the foreskin is pulled back, 295 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:51,755 so the head can be stimulated leading to orgasm... 296 00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:01,318 Post coitum. 297 00:22:02,963 --> 00:22:07,263 After ejaculation, excitement drops and the penis returns 298 00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:10,197 to its flaccid state. 299 00:22:10,844 --> 00:22:12,755 Women like rougher men, don't they? 300 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,864 Don't worry about it. 301 00:22:15,964 --> 00:22:18,114 The main thing is that you like it, darling. 302 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,083 It's ironic. 303 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,760 I'm gentle so I must go to a whore house. 304 00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:26,556 You can buy anything here. 305 00:22:28,124 --> 00:22:29,424 Even love? 306 00:22:29,524 --> 00:22:32,755 You get the illusion of love for a limited time and price. 307 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,704 Is that a Chinese symbol? 308 00:22:34,804 --> 00:22:37,682 No, it's the symbol of medicine. 309 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,924 Is your man a doctor? 310 00:22:40,165 --> 00:22:42,963 No, I'm going to be a doctor. I'm only here part-time. 311 00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:44,585 Anyway, I've an exam tomorrow. 312 00:22:45,045 --> 00:22:46,763 I feel so good with you! 313 00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,785 - That's why I'm here. - May I? 314 00:22:50,885 --> 00:22:53,685 Yes. You still have 10 minutes left. Make the most of it. 315 00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:59,516 - I've fallen in love with you... - That's not why I'm here. 316 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:03,001 Just what I expected. 317 00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:04,705 Look what she's written! 318 00:23:04,805 --> 00:23:05,905 - What? - She's afraid of gremlins. 319 00:23:06,005 --> 00:23:06,865 Of what? 320 00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:09,639 Gremlins. She sometimes sees gremlins under the bed. 321 00:23:11,086 --> 00:23:13,386 Yeah. I see your geisha knows what she's doing. 322 00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:15,996 - With gremlins? - No, with you! 323 00:23:16,766 --> 00:23:17,946 Now you've got to be thinking about her 324 00:23:18,046 --> 00:23:19,764 and whether you should go home! 325 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:24,357 It's just one of her games. If I go now, she'll pretend to be asleep. 326 00:23:24,926 --> 00:23:26,906 And I'll sit there like a dolt. 327 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,237 That's what she wants. That's what my old man does too. 328 00:23:30,406 --> 00:23:31,885 So come on then! 329 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,477 When we married, she loved my freedom and my job. 330 00:23:38,246 --> 00:23:40,761 It's all fucked up again... She's not answering... 331 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:44,400 What did you write to her? 332 00:23:44,927 --> 00:23:46,907 Good news. That I'll come as soon as I'm finished here. 333 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,202 I know that one. You can't win... 334 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,400 Hello! 335 00:24:03,447 --> 00:24:06,007 Kleo! You are still here? I love you! 336 00:24:06,607 --> 00:24:08,916 Come with me. We'll run away together. 337 00:24:09,368 --> 00:24:10,788 We'll be happy together. 338 00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:14,348 Away from people, from the rest of the world! 339 00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:15,847 I still believe in true love! 340 00:24:15,968 --> 00:24:18,801 Stop bugging me! Go home! 341 00:24:19,408 --> 00:24:20,887 Listen! 342 00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:22,228 Love is 343 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:23,988 what we need to live! 344 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,268 - Get rid of him! - I want to marry you! 345 00:24:25,368 --> 00:24:27,757 - Closing time, wacko! - But I haven't finished. 346 00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:33,079 I love her! I'm going to marry her... 347 00:24:34,328 --> 00:24:36,388 Sure, and I'll be your bridesmaid. 348 00:24:36,488 --> 00:24:39,149 So many loving couples everywhere. 349 00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:41,205 But is there really so much love? 350 00:24:42,249 --> 00:24:45,399 Schopenhauer may be right when he says love is just an illusion. 351 00:24:45,929 --> 00:24:47,965 Just nature preserving the line. 352 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:51,762 Get going now. Shall I call you a cab? 353 00:24:52,169 --> 00:24:56,879 - No, I came by car. - Bye! 354 00:24:58,849 --> 00:25:01,409 Christ! I'll never get you finished! 355 00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:05,909 This can't be true! Listen: I'm sorry, love. 356 00:25:06,009 --> 00:25:08,029 I'm so looking forward to seeing you. I'll wait up for you. 357 00:25:08,129 --> 00:25:10,849 Hey! Can you let me down now? 358 00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:13,150 Just get ready, Asako! 359 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,764 This is my first ever victory! 360 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:19,121 - What are you doing? - Just one more thing and I can 361 00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:22,043 taste the fruits of victory... 362 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:24,805 What are you doing? Where are you going? 363 00:25:25,210 --> 00:25:26,710 Let me down! 364 00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:28,190 Don't forget to close the door! 365 00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:31,521 Fuck you! Don't leave! Come back! 366 00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:35,041 Jesus Christ! You... You Italian bastard! 367 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:39,608 Hear me? Come back! Jesus Christ! What a day! 368 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:43,045 Lousy hippie! Let me down! 369 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,391 Whoa! Man... 370 00:26:06,491 --> 00:26:08,631 Jesus... What are you doing? 371 00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:11,007 What are you looking at, twit? 372 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,251 My name is Kristyna... 373 00:26:13,612 --> 00:26:17,764 Next time no Walkman! 374 00:26:18,532 --> 00:26:20,124 - Twit. - Kristyna, man! 375 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,605 Bye! 376 00:26:56,693 --> 00:26:59,446 Fuck! Wax! 377 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,211 Stupid candle! I was almost there. 378 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:09,287 You work me hard! I'll be worn out by the time I get home... 379 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,645 Do we always have to look at your wife while doing it? 380 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,086 It's a moral thing. 381 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,974 When they are here with me, I know what's really important. 382 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:24,246 - And what is important? - La familia, amica... 383 00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:32,764 Yeah, the family, of course. 384 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,810 Hey, let's go, or we'll miss it! 385 00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:40,089 This meeting is important for me too... 386 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:43,385 I stink like an old whore. What did you spray on yourself? 387 00:27:44,015 --> 00:27:46,848 Armani from you, love. Don't you like it? 388 00:27:47,295 --> 00:27:49,968 Well yes, but you don't have to bathe in it! 389 00:27:53,975 --> 00:27:58,890 A good cover sells. It's especially true with classical music. 390 00:27:59,735 --> 00:28:04,047 And good photos make good covers. But good photographers are few. 391 00:28:07,815 --> 00:28:11,445 It needs more romance, something sweeter. 392 00:28:12,336 --> 00:28:16,614 And violins! I hear a saxophone. 393 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:21,254 That will not be a problem. 394 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,332 I have beautiful models. 395 00:28:28,976 --> 00:28:31,196 So here's to excellent photographs! I'll take you! 396 00:28:31,296 --> 00:28:35,767 To cooperation and beautiful women! 397 00:28:37,096 --> 00:28:39,088 I'm glad that Sabrina introduced us. 398 00:28:39,657 --> 00:28:41,249 Do you know the band The Grate? 399 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,570 Are they on our label? 400 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:45,768 - No. - Then they suck! 401 00:28:47,777 --> 00:28:50,655 - I've already heard them... - And did you like them? 402 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,957 Not bad. 403 00:28:53,057 --> 00:28:54,775 Good that you don't work for us. 404 00:28:55,457 --> 00:28:58,177 I've got tickets to the launch party of their new album. 405 00:28:58,377 --> 00:29:00,971 Would you like to go together with Viola? 406 00:29:01,857 --> 00:29:04,417 - Look! - I don't have the time. 407 00:29:06,937 --> 00:29:08,938 So maybe the two of us could go together? 408 00:29:10,178 --> 00:29:11,770 Could I, darling? 409 00:29:12,258 --> 00:29:15,568 Why do you ask me, Viola? If you want to go, go! 410 00:29:15,778 --> 00:29:17,336 Am I your boss or something? 411 00:29:19,698 --> 00:29:21,734 - When is it? - Wednesday. 412 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:25,813 So enjoy yourselves, girls! The Grate... 413 00:29:28,538 --> 00:29:30,494 Enjoy it... 414 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,798 Jesus! Wednesday! I completely forgot! 415 00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:40,367 Wednesday is my mum's birthday! 416 00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:45,497 That's too bad... Well, you could take her, what do you say? 417 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,491 You're a real bitch! 418 00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:55,217 So, on Wednesday. But don't screw her, you beast... 419 00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:00,091 A very interesting idea... 420 00:30:00,979 --> 00:30:04,176 Get back to Asako before the gremlins get her, okay? 421 00:30:05,219 --> 00:30:06,869 - Drop me off at my place? - Nope. 422 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:15,017 The dice are thrown. Get it moving, Italian! 423 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,896 Thank you. 424 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:32,613 I baptize you 425 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:38,291 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 426 00:30:58,621 --> 00:31:00,801 Unlike this, Woodstock rocked! 427 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,334 You were there? 428 00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:04,016 Oh yeah... 429 00:31:04,301 --> 00:31:07,020 Young man! Young man! 430 00:31:08,782 --> 00:31:10,374 Could you turn down the sound? 431 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:11,882 - What? - Turn it down! 432 00:31:11,982 --> 00:31:16,180 The church is not structurally sound! 433 00:31:16,782 --> 00:31:19,057 - Yeah... - So the belfry doesn't fall! 434 00:31:20,302 --> 00:31:24,181 Let's get out of here, so we can talk. 435 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:56,498 You have great features! 436 00:31:56,943 --> 00:31:58,376 What did you say? 437 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,292 I can't hear you! I'm too high... 438 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,172 High? 439 00:32:42,385 --> 00:32:44,376 I don't know why I fell for you... 440 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:49,174 It's those blue eyes of mine... 441 00:32:49,745 --> 00:32:51,701 I've never cheated on him before... 442 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,422 It's always been my curse. 443 00:32:57,505 --> 00:33:01,339 I look at a woman and then I can't prove I don't want to fuck her. 444 00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:06,024 You've got a child... 445 00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:09,386 If Lennon hadn't been shot, he would have been his godfather... 446 00:33:09,586 --> 00:33:11,542 My Asako is Yoko Ono's niece. 447 00:33:14,946 --> 00:33:17,983 It's always the same with my man. 448 00:33:19,626 --> 00:33:22,206 So why are you still with him? 449 00:33:22,306 --> 00:33:23,534 Who should I be with? 450 00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:29,984 Hey, I hate it when women put down their man. 451 00:33:30,826 --> 00:33:32,782 When I think of Asako doing it too it kind of pisses me off... 452 00:33:32,906 --> 00:33:36,421 So what's really wrong with him? What upsets you so much? 453 00:33:36,706 --> 00:33:39,907 Well during sex he doesn't give any sign that he's near orgasm... 454 00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:45,383 I hold back and then he just comes unexpectedly... 455 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:50,464 Hey, amica, somebody's there, pointing something at us... 456 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,146 Get down! 457 00:33:53,227 --> 00:33:54,660 What do you actually do? 458 00:33:55,627 --> 00:33:57,936 - Why? - That someone wants to kill you! 459 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,255 Why me? What if they want to kill you? 460 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,540 Me? 461 00:34:03,987 --> 00:34:07,059 But I'm a nurse, I've never hurt anybody. 462 00:34:07,507 --> 00:34:09,226 Shut up! 463 00:34:12,628 --> 00:34:14,168 But then again... 464 00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:15,701 What "then again"? 465 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,185 I'm sure they were antibiotics. 466 00:34:19,508 --> 00:34:22,181 They're going for you... 467 00:34:22,548 --> 00:34:25,148 It's pretty irresponsible to lure a married man into a car 468 00:34:25,348 --> 00:34:27,100 when there's a psycho after you! 469 00:34:27,228 --> 00:34:28,968 Don't get hysterical! Think of something! 470 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:31,024 And what should I think of? 471 00:34:31,548 --> 00:34:33,345 Can't you see I'm stressed out? 472 00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:37,787 One stupid orgasm... Maybe my last! 473 00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,823 It wasn't even worth that much! 474 00:34:40,949 --> 00:34:43,417 And you think I had a good time? 475 00:34:44,509 --> 00:34:46,864 Let's not discuss this now! 476 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,944 We have to get out of here. 477 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:52,622 Any ideas? 478 00:34:53,789 --> 00:34:58,385 Carefully open your door and get out. I'll follow. OK? 479 00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:01,049 But how do I open it 480 00:35:01,149 --> 00:35:02,582 without him noticing? 481 00:35:03,989 --> 00:35:06,139 Get out! Slide... 482 00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:18,499 You can go now! I can't, I have a family! 483 00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:22,749 I'm not going to get killed over a stupid orgasm. 484 00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,986 Fuck! 485 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:33,949 - Got it, Jarousek? - Yup. 486 00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:37,543 - You look terrible. - Things aren't so good at home. 487 00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:39,509 She smothering you, huh? Thanks. 488 00:35:41,151 --> 00:35:43,870 - Not for free! - Come up to my office then. 489 00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:46,511 What's wrong with just wanting normal things? 490 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,020 Like a house, kids, a wife... 491 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,903 - And a dog... - Why not? 492 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,944 Jarousek. You're too sensitive. 493 00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:57,291 She's not happy with me! 494 00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:00,051 Don't be a fool. I've known her for ten years. 495 00:36:00,151 --> 00:36:02,901 She's never lasted as long with anyone else as with you. 496 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:18,865 So lesson one, alright? And then we're even... 497 00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:29,983 Couldn't we start with a gentler word? 498 00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:32,149 No. "You bitch!"... 499 00:36:34,032 --> 00:36:37,149 - You bitch. - Did you hear yourself? 500 00:36:37,792 --> 00:36:39,511 It's not how I was brought up. It's not me. 501 00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:43,493 It is you, Jarousek. You've got it in you. 502 00:36:43,593 --> 00:36:45,093 It's not my word. 503 00:36:45,193 --> 00:36:47,423 - So adopt it! - But how? 504 00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:51,705 Let's start by whispering. You bitch. 505 00:36:54,353 --> 00:36:57,186 - You bitch... - Louder. 506 00:36:57,433 --> 00:36:58,991 You bitch. 507 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:02,272 - You bitch. - Louder! 508 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:06,053 - You bitch! You bitch! - Louder! 509 00:37:06,153 --> 00:37:07,293 - You bitch! - Louder! 510 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:07,973 You bitch! 511 00:37:08,073 --> 00:37:10,349 - Shout! - You bitch! 512 00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:13,224 - You like it? - Yes, I do... 513 00:37:13,554 --> 00:37:14,754 - You bitch! - Come here. 514 00:37:15,154 --> 00:37:16,174 - Bitch! - Come to me... 515 00:37:16,274 --> 00:37:19,094 You bitch! You bitch! Are you my bitch? 516 00:37:19,194 --> 00:37:22,027 - Yes, I'm your real bitch! - You're my bitch of bitches! 517 00:37:22,154 --> 00:37:22,734 Come here... 518 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,109 - I'm coming! You bitch! - Come to me, come! 519 00:37:25,234 --> 00:37:26,174 - You bitch! - Come to me! 520 00:37:26,274 --> 00:37:28,629 Yeah, you don't deserve anything else, 521 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,574 you bitch! I'll give it to you, you bitch... 522 00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:33,614 Yes... Stick it in! 523 00:37:33,714 --> 00:37:35,944 More, louder! I'm your bitch! 524 00:37:36,074 --> 00:37:40,114 Do it to me! ...You cow! You cow! 525 00:37:40,275 --> 00:37:42,835 - You cow... - What do you think you're doing? 526 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:46,033 Are you crazy? 527 00:37:46,915 --> 00:37:49,987 Get off! You! 528 00:37:50,955 --> 00:37:53,788 - What happened? - Don't call me "cow"! 529 00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:56,307 Nobody calls me "cow"! 530 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,911 Bitch doesn't bother you but cow does? 531 00:37:59,035 --> 00:38:03,108 There's a big difference. Bitch is hot, cow is stupid! 532 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,431 Oh... I apologize. Sorry... 533 00:38:05,555 --> 00:38:07,034 Pack up and get out! 534 00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:18,195 Get out! 535 00:38:43,717 --> 00:38:45,275 What's that you keep playing? 536 00:38:45,597 --> 00:38:49,875 The sixties... The sixties... 537 00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:53,234 Before your time, kid. 538 00:38:54,037 --> 00:38:56,949 It was a time that will never come back... 539 00:38:57,637 --> 00:39:02,074 We were not only young, but absolutely free... 540 00:39:03,117 --> 00:39:05,711 Flower children, love children... 541 00:39:06,757 --> 00:39:09,318 Christ's years, Easy Rider, 542 00:39:09,438 --> 00:39:13,147 Jimmy Hendrix, Joplin, Olympic, Lennon and me... 543 00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:43,838 That was groovy! 544 00:39:55,759 --> 00:39:57,959 - Where do you get the strength? - Good then? 545 00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:03,032 The best. 546 00:40:04,919 --> 00:40:06,637 Like you were recharged. 547 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,473 Did you take some Viagra? 548 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,038 You know I didn't. 549 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:29,118 I never knew sex could be so fantastic even after so many years! 550 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,993 Am I right baby? 551 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:35,199 That's not true, Viola. It's always the same. 552 00:40:40,081 --> 00:40:41,799 I love you my little tiger. 553 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,477 Don't pretend. 554 00:40:47,161 --> 00:40:48,621 Let's do it again! 555 00:40:48,721 --> 00:40:51,474 - Not now. I've had a weird day today. - What happened? 556 00:40:54,281 --> 00:40:57,239 Nothing special, Viola. 557 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,515 I got a video. Would you like to watch it? 558 00:41:02,401 --> 00:41:04,790 - What's on it? - Sex. 559 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,741 - Porno? - Yup. 560 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:08,798 Not now. 561 00:41:10,922 --> 00:41:13,022 After making love like that I don't want to watch 562 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:16,831 some strangers doing some loveless fucking... 563 00:41:17,522 --> 00:41:20,912 - Maybe it's not totally loveless... - Not now, please. 564 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:24,572 Let's have a look, and if you don't like it, I'll turn it off. 565 00:41:25,002 --> 00:41:26,515 OK, darling? 566 00:41:47,803 --> 00:41:49,236 Who did you get it from? 567 00:41:51,523 --> 00:41:53,275 I don't know. 568 00:42:08,604 --> 00:42:12,643 Now's the best part. The guy comes... 569 00:42:22,924 --> 00:42:24,357 So you liked it? 570 00:42:27,684 --> 00:42:30,039 As you see, it's pretty good quality. 571 00:42:30,804 --> 00:42:34,433 The facial expressions. Hardcore. 572 00:42:36,404 --> 00:42:38,281 - I'm sorry. - What? 573 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:41,358 I couldn't hear. 574 00:42:43,365 --> 00:42:44,844 I'm sorry. 575 00:42:45,045 --> 00:42:48,833 When you speak to me... Viola, look me in the eyes! 576 00:42:50,685 --> 00:42:53,865 - Forgive me, love. - Don't put the word "love" 577 00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:55,444 in your dirty mouth! 578 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:01,385 If I could only take it back... 579 00:43:01,485 --> 00:43:04,636 You can rewind it and watch it again! 580 00:43:05,645 --> 00:43:07,601 I'm so sorry! 581 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,236 Me too, little girl. 582 00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:14,236 I wouldn't want to cause you such pain. 583 00:43:15,606 --> 00:43:19,963 My girl having it off with some shithead! In a car! 584 00:43:20,446 --> 00:43:22,226 How many times have you done this? 585 00:43:22,326 --> 00:43:25,523 - Only once! I swear! - Don't swear. Nobody cares! 586 00:43:25,846 --> 00:43:27,386 I know I made a mistake... 587 00:43:27,486 --> 00:43:30,666 What mistake? You just got laid, right?! 588 00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:33,786 - I was drunk... - Shut up! Drunk? 589 00:43:33,886 --> 00:43:36,684 That's bullshit! Disgusting! 590 00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:43,147 I tell myself it happens. Doesn't mean anything. 591 00:43:43,247 --> 00:43:47,001 There's always been cheating. It's a normal human weakness 592 00:43:47,727 --> 00:43:50,844 and I must be generous... But I can't. 593 00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:53,027 It hurts me so much! 594 00:43:53,127 --> 00:43:56,358 But it should hurt you, you whore! I'm innocent in this! 595 00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:00,002 It'll never be good again! 596 00:44:01,447 --> 00:44:04,962 I will try! I love you! 597 00:44:06,847 --> 00:44:10,948 I can't imagine us apart. 598 00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:13,278 Just because of a silly lapse! 599 00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:17,242 People murder because of such unimportant lapses! 600 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,044 It will never happen again! 601 00:44:25,848 --> 00:44:27,281 Give it to me. 602 00:44:31,328 --> 00:44:32,841 Take off your clothes. 603 00:44:35,488 --> 00:44:37,922 - Forgive me, please. - Take it off! 604 00:44:39,369 --> 00:44:42,679 - Please, love! - Don't call me that, you slut! 605 00:44:43,329 --> 00:44:44,808 Take it off! 606 00:44:56,249 --> 00:44:58,046 I still see it. 607 00:44:59,209 --> 00:45:03,248 How you were sitting on him, how you pulled out his dick... 608 00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:06,763 ...how you kissed him... he touched your breasts, 609 00:45:07,689 --> 00:45:10,329 sucked on them, pressed them... 610 00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:12,310 ...how he held your ass. I still see it, 611 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,207 how he stuck it in your pussy! 612 00:45:14,530 --> 00:45:16,310 That's only for me! Or at least it was. 613 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:17,968 Stop... 614 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,670 - Did you enjoy it with him? - No! 615 00:45:20,770 --> 00:45:22,670 - Why are you lying again? - I'm not lying! 616 00:45:22,770 --> 00:45:25,045 You are lying! 617 00:45:27,010 --> 00:45:28,750 I'm only yours. 618 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:33,685 Oh yeah, until you get drunk again somewhere. 619 00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,442 Forgive me, please! 620 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:40,441 I'll do anything you want. 621 00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:42,404 Anything? 622 00:45:46,491 --> 00:45:49,085 I swear, I swear. Anything. 623 00:45:51,851 --> 00:45:53,409 So get dressed. 624 00:46:14,412 --> 00:46:16,368 So enough for today, girl. 625 00:46:18,932 --> 00:46:20,432 Bacchus isn't your real name, is it? 626 00:46:20,532 --> 00:46:25,432 No, my artistic name. I'm a Daltonist you see. 627 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,841 I see! A Daltonist. 628 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,010 Do you know what Daltonism is? 629 00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:33,210 Um, an artistic school, a lifestyle thing. 630 00:46:33,492 --> 00:46:37,007 Daltonists can't distinguish between green and red... 631 00:46:39,053 --> 00:46:41,433 Can I stay here overnight? I'm tired. 632 00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:43,569 Of course. I won't leave you the keys. 633 00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:46,883 But when you leave in the morning, make sure the door is locked. 634 00:46:48,293 --> 00:46:49,806 Here are the films. 635 00:46:50,693 --> 00:46:54,353 When they're developed, wait for a call and then go to the address 636 00:46:54,453 --> 00:46:55,932 on the envelope. 637 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:05,643 So are you with somebody, Kristyna? 638 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,730 Any boyfriend? Well, I had a one... 639 00:47:08,854 --> 00:47:10,970 Did you sleep with him? 640 00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:15,434 I wanted to, but on the day I opted to 641 00:47:15,534 --> 00:47:18,446 make love with him, he left. 642 00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:21,806 Was he nuts? Why? 643 00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:29,804 I didn't ask. He wrote later saying he loved me. 644 00:47:30,374 --> 00:47:34,314 That he had to leave me because he had a rectal tumour 645 00:47:34,414 --> 00:47:36,405 and didn't want me to watch him dying. 646 00:47:36,934 --> 00:47:40,245 He loved me, understand? He loved me like crazy! 647 00:47:41,575 --> 00:47:44,772 We can't understand the thoughts of a person who's dying! 648 00:47:45,575 --> 00:47:47,525 It's a totally different state of mind. 649 00:47:48,055 --> 00:47:51,286 Two people who belong to each other but can't be together. 650 00:47:52,095 --> 00:47:54,795 Suddenly you realize it's the end, 651 00:47:54,895 --> 00:47:57,235 and you'll never experience love again... 652 00:47:57,335 --> 00:48:01,487 Who knows what's in store for us? Time is running out. 653 00:48:02,415 --> 00:48:04,645 Perhaps we should enjoy it more. 654 00:48:10,576 --> 00:48:12,055 Will you be gentle with me? 655 00:48:13,096 --> 00:48:14,529 Of course I will... 656 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:23,532 It hurts! 657 00:48:23,816 --> 00:48:25,647 Damn! 658 00:48:26,456 --> 00:48:29,256 - What are you doing? - I'm sliding as if I were skating! 659 00:48:38,657 --> 00:48:41,125 These satin sheets suck! 660 00:48:41,457 --> 00:48:43,597 Don't say "suck"! 661 00:48:43,697 --> 00:48:45,335 Well they suck hard! 662 00:48:45,937 --> 00:48:48,371 Don't say "hard"! 663 00:48:56,657 --> 00:48:59,455 - Shall we try again? - Yes. 664 00:49:01,137 --> 00:49:03,970 OK, let's go... 665 00:49:04,737 --> 00:49:07,331 Come, amica, come... Come... 666 00:49:12,538 --> 00:49:15,488 Please, Zikmund, don't destroy it. Remember how you love me. 667 00:49:20,778 --> 00:49:24,009 I know it will be hard, but I will try. 668 00:49:25,898 --> 00:49:28,898 We'll get over this and be happy for the rest of our lives... 669 00:49:33,378 --> 00:49:36,768 We mustn't throw it away. It was a gift that we found each other. 670 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,453 It's strange, but I was really turned on. 671 00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:46,810 Like I had to fight for you - a matter of life or death... 672 00:49:47,259 --> 00:49:50,309 You know how many people are looking for love, but we have it. 673 00:49:51,139 --> 00:49:54,814 We have to take care of it, look after it. 674 00:49:56,219 --> 00:49:57,959 Believe me, love... Sorry. 675 00:49:58,059 --> 00:50:02,371 I won't say that if you don't like it. 676 00:50:03,099 --> 00:50:05,738 I know you love me. 677 00:50:07,339 --> 00:50:10,640 - I'm totally exhausted... - Just relax, love... 678 00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:12,696 Don't call me that, you slut! 679 00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:26,371 Married? 680 00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:29,738 No way! 681 00:50:39,501 --> 00:50:40,980 Doctor? 682 00:50:41,781 --> 00:50:43,214 I will be. 683 00:50:46,821 --> 00:50:48,812 I'll give you three times the rate if 684 00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,457 you'll go with me - 685 00:50:55,301 --> 00:50:56,780 for a drink. 686 00:51:00,101 --> 00:51:02,661 I thought I'd be with her all my life. 687 00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:06,140 It's so weird! 688 00:51:07,821 --> 00:51:12,771 When I think that she had someone else's meat inside her. 689 00:51:14,062 --> 00:51:16,337 It's only a body. It means nothing. 690 00:51:17,782 --> 00:51:19,582 Do you know how many I've dissected? 691 00:51:19,862 --> 00:51:21,522 Why would any widow 692 00:51:21,622 --> 00:51:25,058 envy me for looking at her husband's insides? 693 00:51:26,982 --> 00:51:28,415 You don't die of it. 694 00:51:28,742 --> 00:51:30,972 - Just clean it and everything's OK again. - She betrayed me! 695 00:51:31,102 --> 00:51:33,662 - And you've never betrayed her? - That's different. 696 00:51:33,782 --> 00:51:36,296 - In what way? - I'm a man. 697 00:51:38,943 --> 00:51:42,443 No emotions. Just sex. 698 00:51:42,543 --> 00:51:44,323 That's what you say! 699 00:51:44,423 --> 00:51:46,243 Miss! One Sex on the Beach! 700 00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:47,981 Yes, all the time. 701 00:51:48,103 --> 00:51:50,383 And you wouldn't want sex on the beach with me? 702 00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:53,183 You'd need to be twice the size! Here's a small beer. 703 00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:57,003 It would change your whole life too. 704 00:51:57,103 --> 00:51:59,298 I won't let anyone change mine. 705 00:52:03,303 --> 00:52:06,659 And your man knows and tolerates what you do? 706 00:52:07,303 --> 00:52:10,774 He doesn't know. There are no signs on me. I don't do spanking... 707 00:52:11,384 --> 00:52:12,863 Spanking? 708 00:52:13,104 --> 00:52:16,460 Spank. I don't want any physical signs of my work on me. 709 00:52:18,704 --> 00:52:20,217 Would you do something for me? 710 00:52:20,784 --> 00:52:25,733 I need you to take this video to one Japanese woman. Today. 711 00:52:25,904 --> 00:52:28,464 - No problem. - A present, you see? 712 00:52:30,464 --> 00:52:32,455 There are things I even do for free. 713 00:52:55,265 --> 00:52:56,744 Another whisky? 714 00:52:59,745 --> 00:53:04,455 I'd like something stronger. Spanking. 715 00:53:09,946 --> 00:53:13,256 Go back to that Slovak shithole you came from! 716 00:53:15,546 --> 00:53:17,025 That's for the whore! 717 00:53:49,147 --> 00:53:51,661 Damn! Who's coming here now? 718 00:53:56,467 --> 00:54:01,018 It's morning already? Oh, this is bad. I overslept... 719 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,385 Get dressed. What if it's Asako... 720 00:54:09,868 --> 00:54:11,506 Yes, yes! I'm coming! 721 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:15,660 - Good morning. - Morning! 722 00:54:15,988 --> 00:54:20,664 I've got a little delivery for you. 723 00:54:24,388 --> 00:54:25,901 Could you sign this for me? 724 00:54:26,748 --> 00:54:31,185 "You can come for all your things when I am not at home, 725 00:54:33,148 --> 00:54:36,220 meaning tomorrow between 12 and 4." 726 00:54:37,468 --> 00:54:39,664 Is she crazy or what? 727 00:54:41,309 --> 00:54:44,346 - I just don't understand Asako! - Who is Asako? 728 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:48,180 My wife! She's packed my bags! 729 00:54:48,309 --> 00:54:51,289 - Marriage means nothing to her! - You're married? 730 00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:56,338 Of course I'm married! La famiglia is everything to me! 731 00:54:57,069 --> 00:54:58,689 So why do you fuck a virgin here? 732 00:54:58,789 --> 00:55:01,587 Don't get hysterical. 733 00:55:04,189 --> 00:55:07,226 That bitch Viola! She wants to ruin my marriage! 734 00:55:07,589 --> 00:55:09,650 I'll kill her! Damn! I'll kill her! 735 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:12,490 What a world! Nothing works! 736 00:55:12,590 --> 00:55:14,865 It's you who doesn't work! 737 00:55:17,830 --> 00:55:20,060 You're such a bastard! 738 00:55:29,390 --> 00:55:30,869 Asako? 739 00:55:31,190 --> 00:55:34,090 Don't be hysterical! I can explain everything. 740 00:55:34,190 --> 00:55:35,650 I fell asleep here and overslept. 741 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,530 - You fucking married man! - You think I was fucking someone here? 742 00:55:37,630 --> 00:55:41,260 But I was here by myself. And I love you, Asako! 743 00:55:41,711 --> 00:55:44,091 Don't speak to me in Japanese! You know I don't understand it! 744 00:55:44,191 --> 00:55:46,751 - Please! Think about our family! - Shithead! 745 00:55:51,591 --> 00:55:53,024 Could you sign here please? 746 00:55:53,631 --> 00:55:55,701 Shithead! 747 00:55:59,911 --> 00:56:02,491 And you calm down too, amica! 748 00:56:02,591 --> 00:56:04,811 Don't say "amica"! 749 00:56:04,911 --> 00:56:06,867 Could you sign here, please? 750 00:56:15,992 --> 00:56:20,588 What are you doing here? Why aren't you at the hospital, Viola? 751 00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:26,827 - You have a visitor? - Of course I have a visitor. 752 00:56:27,832 --> 00:56:29,265 I see. 753 00:56:29,752 --> 00:56:32,710 What? Got a problem with that? 754 00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:38,589 Will you have a drink? Why don't you go and watch a video? 755 00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:48,262 You're a real dickhead! 756 00:56:50,713 --> 00:56:52,271 Fuck him! 757 00:58:14,156 --> 00:58:15,828 What a ride... 758 00:58:25,396 --> 00:58:27,114 Oh man... Good? 759 00:58:32,116 --> 00:58:34,107 Great! 760 00:58:34,956 --> 00:58:36,912 I'm glad. 761 00:58:47,397 --> 00:58:48,989 Do you do this often? 762 00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:53,097 - What? - Pick up a guy 763 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,397 at the bar and do it with him in the toilets. 764 00:58:57,837 --> 00:58:59,634 I don't want to discuss it... 765 00:59:03,597 --> 00:59:05,155 I'm interested. 766 00:59:07,517 --> 00:59:08,951 Not me. 767 00:59:11,038 --> 00:59:12,018 You regret it? 768 00:59:12,118 --> 00:59:13,756 Like I said, it was perfect. 769 00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:17,555 So don't be so scared about it. 770 00:59:19,318 --> 00:59:21,388 So how often? 771 00:59:25,278 --> 00:59:27,234 The first time. 772 00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:34,070 You liked me so much? 773 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:37,951 Have you seen the others? 774 00:59:39,399 --> 00:59:40,878 So you did. 775 00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:46,951 - We could do it again sometime. - Why? 776 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:49,631 Because it was good. 777 00:59:51,479 --> 00:59:52,958 Exactly. 778 00:59:54,879 --> 00:59:56,471 No repeat performance. 779 00:59:57,039 --> 00:59:58,791 You've got someone, haven't you? 780 01:00:02,759 --> 01:00:04,556 - Yes, I do. - Of course. 781 01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:06,718 And you? 782 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,714 Yeah, me too. I'm pretty much in love. 783 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,350 - Yes, love? - Did you do it? 784 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,060 Yes, just like you wanted. From behind. 785 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,839 And how was it? 786 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,237 - Not like with you. - Don't lie, bitch. How was it? 787 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,520 Good. 788 01:00:38,721 --> 01:00:40,141 Did you come? 789 01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:41,720 No... But I faked it. 790 01:00:42,281 --> 01:00:43,760 How was his dick? 791 01:00:45,281 --> 01:00:48,114 - Good. Really good. - Did you go down on him? 792 01:00:48,241 --> 01:00:51,313 - There wasn't time. - You were too lazy! 793 01:00:53,841 --> 01:00:55,718 - And he's still there? - Yeah. 794 01:00:56,241 --> 01:00:57,720 Put him on! 795 01:00:58,761 --> 01:01:00,877 - Yes... - Hello! 796 01:01:01,441 --> 01:01:04,319 So? Have you fucked Viola? 797 01:01:04,881 --> 01:01:07,076 - And who are you? - Her man. 798 01:01:07,962 --> 01:01:09,395 Did you fuck her? 799 01:01:11,882 --> 01:01:15,782 - Well, a little, yeah... - A little? 800 01:01:15,882 --> 01:01:17,422 I'm not asking whether you fucked her a little! 801 01:01:17,522 --> 01:01:19,472 I'm asking how many times and how long! 802 01:01:20,322 --> 01:01:22,552 Well yeah, I fucked her. Hard! Enough? 803 01:01:22,922 --> 01:01:24,480 How long's your dick? 804 01:01:25,162 --> 01:01:26,942 Hey, fuck you, pervert! 805 01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:29,142 You're the pervert! You fuck my girl in the toilet, 806 01:01:29,242 --> 01:01:31,592 so I've the right to know how long your dick is! 807 01:01:33,242 --> 01:01:35,262 Long. Very long. 808 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:36,841 She must have enjoyed it. 809 01:01:37,002 --> 01:01:39,153 - That's how it looked. - Good morning, Sir! 810 01:01:42,003 --> 01:01:43,197 I hear she didn't even suck you... 811 01:01:43,363 --> 01:01:45,160 No, I just stuck it in fast. 812 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:48,823 - Real hard, yeah? - Yeah. Real hard. 813 01:01:48,923 --> 01:01:50,675 That's how my bitch likes it. 814 01:01:51,363 --> 01:01:53,319 - I guess so. - Put her on! 815 01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:59,063 - Yes, darling... - I want you both to do it 816 01:01:59,163 --> 01:02:01,503 again... but don't hang up. 817 01:02:01,603 --> 01:02:04,481 - I want to hear, understand? - Okay. 818 01:02:04,963 --> 01:02:07,762 And this time really suck him off... 819 01:02:09,004 --> 01:02:10,562 OK love. If you want. 820 01:02:10,804 --> 01:02:14,877 Not how I want, how you want Viola! Get it? 821 01:02:17,364 --> 01:02:18,592 Okay... 822 01:02:19,844 --> 01:02:21,344 He wants me to suck you off... 823 01:02:21,844 --> 01:02:23,482 - No way. - Please... 824 01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,664 - I'll catch hell at home... - But I can't now, and not like that! 825 01:02:25,764 --> 01:02:27,322 I won't get it up! 826 01:02:28,724 --> 01:02:31,079 - Please... - So what's happening? 827 01:02:35,644 --> 01:02:37,264 We're getting ready, love... 828 01:02:37,364 --> 01:02:39,321 Shit! 829 01:02:39,725 --> 01:02:42,558 Move it! This phone bill's gonna be sky high! 830 01:02:43,645 --> 01:02:45,078 We're getting started. 831 01:02:46,485 --> 01:02:49,185 I've just unzipped his pants, now I'm pulling it out... 832 01:02:49,445 --> 01:02:51,197 - Is he hard? - It's huge! 833 01:02:52,925 --> 01:02:55,280 Put it in your mouth! 834 01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,945 Yes, I'm putting it in... 835 01:02:58,045 --> 01:03:00,001 Quick! I want to hear it. 836 01:03:07,245 --> 01:03:11,205 Wow, yeah... 837 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:15,839 Oh yeah! Lick me good, all the way! Yeah! 838 01:03:18,726 --> 01:03:21,826 Come on! Lick me! Yeah... 839 01:03:21,926 --> 01:03:23,786 What a whore! 840 01:03:23,886 --> 01:03:26,106 You don't deserve anything other than getting fucked by all the men 841 01:03:26,206 --> 01:03:28,083 in the world! 842 01:03:30,846 --> 01:03:35,283 - So say it, how you're doing him! - She can't. Her mouth's full, idiot! 843 01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:40,842 So you describe it! Or no, 844 01:03:41,887 --> 01:03:43,115 just continue. 845 01:03:47,527 --> 01:03:48,960 Fuck! 846 01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:03,359 What are you doing here? 847 01:04:06,887 --> 01:04:08,321 Don't cry. 848 01:04:10,968 --> 01:04:12,468 Come on. Let's have a drink... 849 01:04:22,528 --> 01:04:24,007 Sit down, rock star. 850 01:04:27,328 --> 01:04:28,807 Give her a shot. 851 01:04:42,889 --> 01:04:44,322 You going back to him? 852 01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:50,442 No. You were right. He's a dickhead! 853 01:05:53,931 --> 01:05:56,399 I'd like a steady relationship, you know? 854 01:05:57,011 --> 01:06:00,447 Like maybe even a few months... 855 01:06:03,171 --> 01:06:06,163 - But I don't want to force you. - Like real love? 856 01:06:06,811 --> 01:06:10,248 Not that. I'm not that naive. 857 01:06:11,132 --> 01:06:14,568 Why naive? Love is pretty important. 858 01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:17,651 I guess so. 859 01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:22,726 Maybe I could move in with you... 860 01:06:24,812 --> 01:06:28,487 Wait, wait, wait, slow down baby. 861 01:06:30,732 --> 01:06:32,782 We could just see each other again then... 862 01:06:34,852 --> 01:06:38,323 Of course. Why not? 863 01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:43,529 But don't get attached to me, baby. 864 01:06:47,693 --> 01:06:49,331 Don't worry. I won't... 865 01:06:59,413 --> 01:07:01,165 I love you, Zikmund. 866 01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:18,613 What are you doing here? 867 01:07:19,254 --> 01:07:21,290 What are you doing here, little one? 868 01:07:24,494 --> 01:07:26,928 - I live here. - Really? 869 01:07:29,134 --> 01:07:31,364 - Well, I slept here. - I see! 870 01:07:33,694 --> 01:07:35,634 Listen. I don't want to hurt you. 871 01:07:35,734 --> 01:07:37,915 I understand that he enjoys sleeping 872 01:07:38,015 --> 01:07:39,995 with a young lady like you, 873 01:07:40,095 --> 01:07:44,168 but you surely know that a person can't have everything. 874 01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:48,732 - We are having a baby. - What? 875 01:07:48,855 --> 01:07:50,275 I know you're no selfish bitch 876 01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:51,875 and you wouldn't want to deprive a child of its father, right? 877 01:07:51,975 --> 01:07:53,408 Right? 878 01:07:58,615 --> 01:08:00,173 Zikmund is married? 879 01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:14,136 - Why didn't you tell me? - What? 880 01:08:14,576 --> 01:08:16,567 You are such an asshole! 881 01:08:19,136 --> 01:08:22,128 - Have you gone crazy? - Get out of here, you shit! 882 01:08:22,256 --> 01:08:23,814 But I live here, baby. 883 01:08:26,456 --> 01:08:31,405 - Fucking married bastard! - Fuck!! 884 01:08:33,896 --> 01:08:37,970 What are you doing here? 885 01:08:38,257 --> 01:08:40,517 I came to pick you up, Sir. 886 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,157 And I made breakfast to make you strong 887 01:08:42,257 --> 01:08:45,157 for the tough work ahead. Good grief! What happened to you? 888 01:08:49,817 --> 01:08:54,652 I live with a nurse but my secretary tends my wounds. 889 01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:57,009 - Careful! - Sorry... 890 01:08:57,817 --> 01:08:59,887 So why did you break up? 891 01:09:00,937 --> 01:09:03,849 You were such a great couple... 892 01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:08,971 First she sucked me dry, ruined me and then she left me! 893 01:09:09,538 --> 01:09:11,388 She couldn't appreciate what she had. 894 01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:15,174 Imagine! She just picked up a stranger in a bar 895 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,078 and did him in the toilets... Whore! 896 01:09:18,178 --> 01:09:20,408 It's disgusting! 897 01:09:20,538 --> 01:09:25,134 Fucking married bastard! 898 01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:28,892 Married fucking bastards! 899 01:09:33,338 --> 01:09:35,294 Fucking married bastards! 900 01:09:59,739 --> 01:10:02,970 - Hey! Miss Kristyna! - Hi! 901 01:10:03,099 --> 01:10:04,612 What's wrong? 902 01:10:06,299 --> 01:10:07,779 Nothing. 903 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,330 Don't be sad. Need a ride? 904 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:13,413 How did you recognize me? 905 01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:14,973 By your hat. 906 01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:18,177 Oh yeah! Alright then. 907 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:23,453 Where to, Miss? To paradise. 908 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,540 It was the most beautiful lovemaking I've ever had. 909 01:10:56,701 --> 01:10:59,898 I've never experienced anything like it either. 910 01:11:06,941 --> 01:11:09,297 Do you believe in love at first sight? 911 01:11:09,982 --> 01:11:13,657 Definitely. I do now, Kristyna. 912 01:11:15,462 --> 01:11:17,180 I'm so deeply in love! 913 01:11:19,982 --> 01:11:22,212 You're my knight in shining armour... 914 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,818 We'll be together forever, Kristyna... 915 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:31,451 The biological clock that counts down my time as a free man... 916 01:11:32,702 --> 01:11:35,242 More like counting down the number of girls in your bed! 917 01:11:35,342 --> 01:11:36,900 How many have you had? 918 01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:39,812 Don't be stupid! That's all in the past. 919 01:11:40,183 --> 01:11:41,043 I'm getting married... 920 01:11:41,143 --> 01:11:45,182 ...And from now on I'm only going to have marital sex. 921 01:11:45,503 --> 01:11:49,382 Sure you will. So what am I doing here then? 922 01:11:49,863 --> 01:11:52,172 Yeah. What are you doing here? 923 01:11:53,783 --> 01:11:55,933 You're a friend, right? 924 01:11:56,823 --> 01:12:00,054 Simsala-bim! 925 01:12:05,903 --> 01:12:08,657 There's nothing between us now and never will be. 926 01:12:09,904 --> 01:12:13,533 No feelings and no future... 927 01:12:16,264 --> 01:12:18,824 Most importantly, I don't need to lie to you. 928 01:12:20,344 --> 01:12:24,303 That's true. My head hurts from all that lying. 929 01:12:38,065 --> 01:12:39,623 That'll be a hit, man! 930 01:12:42,785 --> 01:12:45,857 Hey, are you fucking anybody else apart from your husband? 931 01:12:48,705 --> 01:12:50,138 No. 932 01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:54,018 And you? 933 01:12:57,865 --> 01:12:59,503 Me neither... 934 01:13:01,225 --> 01:13:03,475 And you wouldn't lie unless you had to, right? 935 01:13:06,985 --> 01:13:09,375 I hate lies. 936 01:13:11,946 --> 01:13:13,538 Me too. 937 01:13:29,826 --> 01:13:33,182 Good, excellent, bravo! 938 01:13:35,866 --> 01:13:37,744 Good, good, OK. 939 01:13:38,227 --> 01:13:40,582 A kiss... 940 01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:52,019 Good, good... Okay. 941 01:13:52,947 --> 01:13:55,256 So Asako kicked you out? 942 01:13:55,587 --> 01:14:00,502 She needed to own somebody. But freedom is my oxygen. 943 01:14:01,547 --> 01:14:04,698 She'll be better off without me... 944 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:07,381 Did you sleep with her? 945 01:14:09,628 --> 01:14:11,505 Not much, amica. 946 01:14:11,868 --> 01:14:15,827 We had a kind of agreement that we could fuck whoever we wanted. 947 01:14:16,108 --> 01:14:20,499 But no catching anything, getting pregnant or falling in love. 948 01:14:22,428 --> 01:14:25,898 And she had to - like me - 949 01:14:26,948 --> 01:14:29,826 place the family above everything else. 950 01:14:54,589 --> 01:14:58,059 Every thought I think, every move I make belongs to you. 951 01:15:00,069 --> 01:15:03,948 - Where have you been for so long? - I was looking for you. 952 01:15:05,309 --> 01:15:08,700 You're the only thing I've been striving for all my life. 953 01:15:08,950 --> 01:15:11,908 You'll keep me? You won't die on me, will you? 954 01:15:12,630 --> 01:15:15,064 Of course I won't. You won't die on me? 955 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:16,949 Me neither. 956 01:15:17,390 --> 01:15:19,381 Jarousek, my love. 957 01:15:27,350 --> 01:15:29,306 Help me... 958 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:37,731 What are you doing, Kleo? What's this supposed to be? 959 01:15:37,831 --> 01:15:40,481 - What have you put in the water? - Call an ambulance! 960 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:42,611 - Is it your period? - I'm pregnant! 961 01:15:42,711 --> 01:15:44,269 Call an ambulance! 962 01:15:44,911 --> 01:15:47,220 Are you giving birth in here? 963 01:15:47,671 --> 01:15:50,708 Blood, you idiot! Help me for God's sake! 964 01:15:51,311 --> 01:15:55,099 Okay. Wait. I understand. Damn! What's the number... 965 01:15:57,031 --> 01:15:59,591 - What are you doing? - I'm calling Asako. 966 01:16:00,591 --> 01:16:03,230 You idiot! Call an ambulance! 967 01:16:03,671 --> 01:16:08,382 I... I've forgotten the number. If it's 150 or 158. 968 01:16:11,152 --> 01:16:12,012 The fire department? Sorry, I'm calling... 969 01:16:12,112 --> 01:16:13,670 Jesus! Give me the phone! 970 01:16:13,832 --> 01:16:17,427 Hercigova St. 10... 971 01:16:17,792 --> 01:16:20,226 Hello! Hercigova St. 10! 972 01:16:20,952 --> 01:16:22,652 - Yes, yes, yes, the large studio... - My studio. 973 01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:24,892 Jesus! Don't just gawk. Help me out! 974 01:16:24,992 --> 01:16:27,381 Okay, good... 975 01:16:27,872 --> 01:16:29,372 I'm in the first trimester of pregnancy. 976 01:16:29,472 --> 01:16:31,812 And I think I'm having a miscarriage! 977 01:16:31,912 --> 01:16:37,670 Don't be afraid, doc. It'll be all right. There are worse things in life. 978 01:16:44,793 --> 01:16:47,023 I've never told anybody this... 979 01:16:48,113 --> 01:16:51,867 I had a girl. A beaded headband, flowers in her hair... 980 01:16:53,033 --> 01:16:54,466 A redhead like you... 981 01:16:55,633 --> 01:16:59,228 We were really in love... the most beautiful lovemaking. 982 01:17:00,753 --> 01:17:03,904 Then one day she tells me it's over. 983 01:17:04,713 --> 01:17:06,413 A month later she wrote to me that 984 01:17:08,314 --> 01:17:12,353 she loved me but we had to break up. 985 01:17:13,714 --> 01:17:16,308 She had a rectal tumour 986 01:17:17,474 --> 01:17:20,910 and didn't want me to see her dying. 987 01:17:23,554 --> 01:17:26,830 You can never understand a person 988 01:17:28,634 --> 01:17:30,352 who's dying! 989 01:17:31,474 --> 01:17:34,511 It's a totally different state of mind and soul. 990 01:17:35,674 --> 01:17:38,295 You have to close everything and come to terms with it! 991 01:17:38,395 --> 01:17:41,626 Because everything you lived for suddenly loses its importance! 992 01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:46,791 Blue eyes, marijuana, love and freedom... 993 01:17:49,355 --> 01:17:51,107 It's all worth shit! 994 01:17:57,435 --> 01:18:01,110 A week ago I filmed two people doing it in a car. 995 01:18:05,595 --> 01:18:07,746 I gave the video to a friend. 996 01:18:11,636 --> 01:18:15,106 I shouldn't have done it. I'm an idiot. 997 01:18:16,436 --> 01:18:21,385 It's all as it should be, love. Maybe we wouldn't have met otherwise. 998 01:18:22,996 --> 01:18:25,749 - You must never lie to me. - Nor you to me. 999 01:18:29,676 --> 01:18:32,296 Never again! 1000 01:18:32,396 --> 01:18:36,150 - No, Jarousek! Don't leave me here. - I'll be right back. 1001 01:18:36,396 --> 01:18:39,897 I just have to sort something out, so I never have to lie to you again. 1002 01:18:40,277 --> 01:18:42,137 What's that important when we're together? 1003 01:18:42,237 --> 01:18:43,787 I'm just going to call my wife. 1004 01:18:45,877 --> 01:18:47,913 - Who? - My wife. 1005 01:18:48,077 --> 01:18:49,857 But don't worry, my love. I'll sort it right out 1006 01:18:49,957 --> 01:18:51,857 and nothing will ever part us again... 1007 01:18:52,717 --> 01:18:54,177 You're married? 1008 01:18:54,277 --> 01:18:57,427 Yes, she's just finished her night shift. This'll be a surprise! 1009 01:18:59,277 --> 01:19:01,916 Fuck! 1010 01:19:03,277 --> 01:19:06,314 Fuck! 1011 01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:12,870 Married bastard! 1012 01:19:29,518 --> 01:19:30,997 Damn it... 1013 01:19:33,198 --> 01:19:34,631 What are you doing here? 1014 01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:39,076 Good morning, Adam. 1015 01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:40,712 ...Yuck... 1016 01:19:41,159 --> 01:19:43,514 You didn't back up yesterday's session? 1017 01:19:43,959 --> 01:19:46,154 My hard drive may be screwed... 1018 01:19:53,799 --> 01:19:57,379 Hello! Oh hi, what do you want? 1019 01:19:57,479 --> 01:19:59,390 I want to tell you I'm not coming home. 1020 01:20:00,359 --> 01:20:01,792 And that's why you're calling? 1021 01:20:01,959 --> 01:20:03,699 Well, don't make a mess when you get back. 1022 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:06,099 - I've just finished my night shift. - I'm never coming home again. 1023 01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:08,260 What do you mean? Are you drunk? 1024 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,540 No... 1025 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,660 Well, actually I am drunk, but with love, you know. 1026 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,260 Look, darling, 1027 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:15,940 tell me when you get home, alright? 1028 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:19,112 I'm in love, but not with you... 1029 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,837 Hello! Are you there? 1030 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:32,709 - Hello! Are you there? - Yes. I am. 1031 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,996 I want a divorce. 1032 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,461 Can't we talk about this some other time? 1033 01:20:37,561 --> 01:20:40,075 No. You've never loved me anyway! 1034 01:20:40,361 --> 01:20:43,990 Do you think it's possible? You even discuss divorce over the phone... 1035 01:20:44,921 --> 01:20:48,709 It's not my fault if I'm nice and you need a brute. 1036 01:20:49,121 --> 01:20:51,589 Don't cheek me! What about our anniversary? 1037 01:20:53,161 --> 01:20:55,361 It's our wedding anniversary today, isn't it? 1038 01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:59,271 - Fuck the anniversary! - You're coming, aren't you? 1039 01:20:59,841 --> 01:21:01,911 No. I'm never coming back. 1040 01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:04,181 And I'll have a princess and we'll be happy together 1041 01:21:04,281 --> 01:21:07,035 forever! And we'll have children! 1042 01:21:10,002 --> 01:21:11,594 You shit! 1043 01:21:13,442 --> 01:21:15,956 You knew from the start that I can't have children! 1044 01:21:16,122 --> 01:21:18,862 Drop dead! 1045 01:21:18,962 --> 01:21:21,840 I'll never die! You drop dead. 1046 01:21:25,682 --> 01:21:29,038 ...The guitar case... Give me the guitar! 1047 01:21:31,562 --> 01:21:34,554 - What's wrong? - Glyco... glycogen... 1048 01:21:37,363 --> 01:21:40,196 What are you doing, princess? It'll all go up in flames! 1049 01:21:40,483 --> 01:21:42,280 Let it burn! 1050 01:21:45,003 --> 01:21:46,675 Wait, Kristyna! 1051 01:21:50,883 --> 01:21:52,714 - Jesus... - Kristyna! 1052 01:21:53,483 --> 01:21:55,075 Kristyna! 1053 01:21:56,323 --> 01:21:57,756 Where are you? 1054 01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:09,399 Kristyna? Wait... 1055 01:22:10,964 --> 01:22:13,637 Do you hear me, Adam? It's broken! 1056 01:22:13,844 --> 01:22:18,201 Fuck! Bring me sugar! 1057 01:22:19,204 --> 01:22:20,683 Kristyna! 1058 01:22:24,524 --> 01:22:26,003 - Have you seen a girl? - Yes. 1059 01:22:26,164 --> 01:22:27,664 - And where? - There, there...! 1060 01:22:30,044 --> 01:22:32,478 - Cubes or granulated? - It doesn't matter!!! 1061 01:22:32,804 --> 01:22:34,754 - Wait, wait! My love! - Leave me alone! 1062 01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:39,237 What's happened to you, Kristyna? 1063 01:22:40,165 --> 01:22:42,121 Wait, Kristyna! 1064 01:22:48,885 --> 01:22:50,364 Kristyna! 1065 01:22:52,005 --> 01:22:54,678 Help! Kristyna! But you love me! 1066 01:22:55,845 --> 01:22:57,483 You sod! 1067 01:23:21,846 --> 01:23:23,802 Damn! 1068 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,082 Fuck... 1069 01:23:27,366 --> 01:23:29,084 That was a close call. 1070 01:23:35,526 --> 01:23:37,802 I better get married or I'm done for. 1071 01:23:44,327 --> 01:23:45,760 Jarousek... 1072 01:23:50,567 --> 01:23:54,526 You bastard! This is what you deserve! 1073 01:24:12,048 --> 01:24:15,757 Why don't they unplug him? He could be in this coma for 30 years. 1074 01:24:16,648 --> 01:24:18,400 What kind of life is that? 1075 01:24:21,448 --> 01:24:23,006 Maybe he'll wake up... 1076 01:24:24,808 --> 01:24:27,402 Excuse me, where can I find nurse Viola? 1077 01:24:27,568 --> 01:24:29,559 That way... Then take a right... 1078 01:24:33,288 --> 01:24:34,767 What are you doing here? 1079 01:24:38,449 --> 01:24:42,840 - Bitch! - Who let you in? - I'll kill you! Bitch! 1080 01:24:43,289 --> 01:24:45,883 Why did you have to choose me? Bitch! 1081 01:24:47,689 --> 01:24:49,645 Why did you have this video made?! 1082 01:24:50,209 --> 01:24:53,149 I'll kill you! Stop it! 1083 01:24:53,249 --> 01:24:55,160 You're crazy! You...! 1084 01:24:55,289 --> 01:24:57,598 Bitch! 1085 01:24:57,929 --> 01:25:00,363 I'll kill you! Kill you! 1086 01:25:00,489 --> 01:25:03,845 Kill you! I'll kill you, you bitch! 1087 01:25:04,169 --> 01:25:06,669 Putana! Fucking putana! 1088 01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:08,203 Help! Security! 1089 01:25:09,130 --> 01:25:10,790 Come, quickly! Hold him... 1090 01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:12,926 Get out of here! Leave her alone! 1091 01:25:13,410 --> 01:25:14,843 What are you doing here? 1092 01:25:15,170 --> 01:25:18,526 ...Call the police! Call the police! 1093 01:25:18,650 --> 01:25:22,563 You bastard! Tie him up! He's crazy! Don't let him go! 1094 01:25:22,690 --> 01:25:25,648 You old crazy hippie Italian! 1095 01:25:37,891 --> 01:25:39,370 Jarousek... 1096 01:26:01,051 --> 01:26:05,522 Miss! What are you doing here? You're the one who brought him in? 1097 01:26:07,612 --> 01:26:09,045 It was already like that... 1098 01:26:09,972 --> 01:26:14,921 He's dead... Call the police, nurse! 1099 01:26:15,172 --> 01:26:17,447 This time you won't get away! 1100 01:26:33,892 --> 01:26:37,727 Maybe one day I'll fall in love with you, Sir... 1101 01:26:38,453 --> 01:26:40,393 We've been working together for so long 1102 01:26:40,493 --> 01:26:43,371 never dreaming of seeing each other outside the office. 1103 01:26:45,653 --> 01:26:47,371 At least I have not. 1104 01:26:49,453 --> 01:26:50,886 Me neither. 1105 01:27:31,854 --> 01:27:33,367 You won't be cheating on me? 1106 01:27:34,694 --> 01:27:37,767 No. I'm not the type. 1107 01:27:39,095 --> 01:27:40,435 And you? 1108 01:27:40,535 --> 01:27:43,527 If I'm satisfied I've no reason to look elsewhere... 1109 01:27:48,095 --> 01:27:49,847 Not even if you're drunk? 1110 01:27:50,735 --> 01:27:54,648 That's no excuse. People only do what they want. 1111 01:27:55,015 --> 01:27:57,085 Even if they are drunk, it is still them. 1112 01:27:58,215 --> 01:28:01,013 - Have you ever really been in love? - No. 1113 01:28:02,295 --> 01:28:05,526 I always knew it would end and I'd be alone again. 1114 01:28:05,735 --> 01:28:08,576 They always just helped me chase away depressions at night. 1115 01:28:08,776 --> 01:28:10,846 And do you have any chasers at the moment? 1116 01:28:13,776 --> 01:28:15,696 It won't be a problem to get rid of them. 1117 01:28:15,896 --> 01:28:17,124 You don't need to... 1118 01:28:17,296 --> 01:28:20,686 What do you mean? You would like me to have a lover? 1119 01:28:22,096 --> 01:28:24,212 Do what you feel like. I don't care. 1120 01:28:36,536 --> 01:28:37,970 My deepest condolences. 1121 01:28:38,897 --> 01:28:42,637 How can you not care? You want lovers too? 1122 01:28:42,737 --> 01:28:46,776 No. I just want you the way you are. 1123 01:28:47,177 --> 01:28:51,056 - Even with a lover. - Sorry, but that's not normal! 1124 01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:55,046 If you want to be with somebody, you want them to be yours alone... 1125 01:28:56,977 --> 01:29:00,811 - But you are not my property. - But I want to be your property! 1126 01:29:04,897 --> 01:29:06,125 Yes, friends! 1127 01:29:08,178 --> 01:29:12,091 Just like love, life too has its climaxes. 1128 01:29:12,858 --> 01:29:17,215 Death is really the post coitum of life, its climax, 1129 01:29:18,258 --> 01:29:19,896 whose meaning resides 1130 01:29:21,178 --> 01:29:23,567 in heaven's justice and secrecy... 1131 01:29:25,098 --> 01:29:26,895 Rest in peace, Jarousek! 1132 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:31,371 You came from the earth and to the womb of the earth you return... 1133 01:29:35,018 --> 01:29:36,497 Careful - downwind... 1134 01:29:46,179 --> 01:29:48,329 All of you who loved him, 1135 01:29:49,019 --> 01:29:51,613 now say goodbye to him in the name of God! 1136 01:29:56,619 --> 01:29:59,087 I'm sorry for calling you a whore that time! 1137 01:30:00,139 --> 01:30:02,573 The real whore was the one they are throwing to the wind now... 1138 01:30:02,699 --> 01:30:04,576 But I've forgiven him. 1139 01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,059 Thanks. Now you. 1140 01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,379 ...Here you are... 1141 01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:26,000 So it wouldn't bother you if I fucked some total stranger here 1142 01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:28,170 - and you watched me! - It wouldn't. 1143 01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:32,577 - It would excite you? - Extremely. 1144 01:30:35,580 --> 01:30:38,778 - Dear God! - I'd really like you to... 1145 01:30:40,941 --> 01:30:43,281 - And will you love me? - I will love you... 1146 01:30:43,381 --> 01:30:46,134 And will you sleep with me too? 1147 01:30:46,621 --> 01:30:48,871 I'll get all horny and you'll get a real ride! 1148 01:30:50,181 --> 01:30:52,456 I'm already horny just talking about it. 1149 01:30:56,421 --> 01:30:59,731 - But you won't sleep around! - No. I'll be faithful to you. 1150 01:31:02,701 --> 01:31:04,259 So you won't mind? 1151 01:31:05,181 --> 01:31:08,094 Why? At least I'll have a good time. 1152 01:31:09,902 --> 01:31:11,502 We'll have a good time together! 1153 01:31:14,862 --> 01:31:17,422 Anyway, it's better than if you beat me. 1154 01:31:22,982 --> 01:31:24,461 ...Deepest condolences. 1155 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,501 And so I finally lied my way through to the end. 1156 01:31:49,903 --> 01:31:52,861 And like every end, this one is fucked up too! 1157 01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:14,296 Adam, do you take Klara as your lawfully wedded wife 1158 01:33:14,586 --> 01:33:17,464 and promise to love her, 1159 01:33:17,666 --> 01:33:19,416 respect her and be faithful to her, 1160 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:21,782 - and never to leave her... - Sabrina! 1161 01:33:22,346 --> 01:33:24,566 ...through good and bad... 1162 01:33:24,666 --> 01:33:26,446 - Sabrina, where are you? - ...until death do you part? 1163 01:33:26,546 --> 01:33:29,822 Hi, love. Is that you? 1164 01:33:29,986 --> 01:33:32,346 That rocker Adam is almost hitched and you're not here! 1165 01:33:32,546 --> 01:33:35,486 No, sorry! I'll be there after the ceremony. 1166 01:33:35,586 --> 01:33:38,637 - This idiot just couldn't come. - So you've finished fucking? 1167 01:33:39,067 --> 01:33:40,978 - Of course. - That's good... 1168 01:33:41,907 --> 01:33:45,377 - We've just finished. - How was it? 1169 01:33:45,547 --> 01:33:46,980 Well... 1170 01:33:47,667 --> 01:33:50,306 First he ripped my clothes off, 1171 01:33:51,427 --> 01:33:52,940 then licked me all over, 1172 01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:59,138 teased me, and then we did it. 1173 01:33:59,387 --> 01:34:01,264 - Where? - Where? 1174 01:34:02,187 --> 01:34:05,447 Well, in the car. I bounced up and down, 1175 01:34:05,547 --> 01:34:07,698 up and down... 1176 01:34:08,388 --> 01:34:11,664 Keep talking. And the orgasm? 1177 01:34:11,868 --> 01:34:15,827 - Suck my dick... - What? 1178 01:34:16,348 --> 01:34:17,940 Now you may kiss the bride. 1179 01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:22,941 Those whom God has joined let no man part. 1180 01:34:23,828 --> 01:34:27,138 Let your love be to the glory of God! 1181 01:34:44,549 --> 01:34:45,982 Hold this! 1182 01:34:48,669 --> 01:34:50,919 For God's sake! The bell's clapper has fallen! 1183 01:34:52,029 --> 01:34:55,988 Dear God! A heart has fallen to us from heaven! 1184 01:34:56,149 --> 01:34:59,107 We're going to have good luck! 1185 01:34:59,309 --> 01:35:05,657 - Jesus Christ! He's married a whore! - Pity the whole bell didn't fall! 1186 01:35:28,390 --> 01:35:29,823 And there it is! 1187 01:35:38,711 --> 01:35:40,508 Luck does not fall from heaven. 1188 01:35:41,511 --> 01:35:45,504 If God wanted the bell's heart to fall, 1189 01:35:47,151 --> 01:35:49,790 then it was a sign! Yes, a sign. 1190 01:35:50,631 --> 01:35:55,386 The union of marriage has made you one body and one spirit. 1191 01:35:56,351 --> 01:35:57,651 But it won't protect you... 1192 01:35:57,751 --> 01:35:59,011 - ...from the trap of sin. - Is the jukebox broken today or what? 1193 01:35:59,111 --> 01:36:02,945 We each carry inside a shameful beast. 1194 01:36:04,831 --> 01:36:08,302 And if it awakes, it makes us soulless slaves 1195 01:36:08,792 --> 01:36:10,271 to earthly pleasures. 1196 01:36:15,112 --> 01:36:18,024 Don't forget that every love is threatened by sin, 1197 01:36:18,432 --> 01:36:21,230 and he who denies it, denies himself. 1198 01:36:21,952 --> 01:36:24,386 Without virtue there can be no love, 1199 01:36:25,352 --> 01:36:27,661 and without love there is no life. 1200 01:36:30,352 --> 01:36:32,732 I hope to wed you too. 1201 01:36:32,832 --> 01:36:34,788 As soon as possible. Am I right, baby? 1202 01:36:36,152 --> 01:36:37,632 And you? 1203 01:36:38,153 --> 01:36:41,653 I'm not the right creature for married life. 1204 01:36:41,753 --> 01:36:43,709 Let's pump up guitars a little. 1205 01:36:48,913 --> 01:36:51,825 - Hi, love. - That sure took you a while! 1206 01:36:53,353 --> 01:36:55,553 Sorry, Zikmund. I stopped for a test on the way here. 1207 01:36:55,753 --> 01:36:59,133 I have news for you. I'm HIV positive. 1208 01:36:59,233 --> 01:37:03,192 Yeah... What? 1209 01:37:03,993 --> 01:37:08,943 Friends! I'm married! 1210 01:37:11,274 --> 01:37:15,586 If you could see yourself! It was a joke! 1211 01:37:17,034 --> 01:37:18,774 You cow! Don't joke about that! 1212 01:37:18,874 --> 01:37:21,786 And my wife will soon be a doctor! 1213 01:37:22,834 --> 01:37:25,214 And I'll be her first patient! Isn't that right, mum?! 1214 01:37:25,314 --> 01:37:27,034 Can you, for just a minute, darling? 1215 01:37:27,234 --> 01:37:30,146 Sorry... What is it? 1216 01:37:31,114 --> 01:37:33,734 Don't call me "cow"! Nobody calls me "cow"! 1217 01:37:33,834 --> 01:37:35,334 - Wait! - Or I'll stop fucking you! 1218 01:37:35,434 --> 01:37:40,031 Friends! Applause for the first marital medical treatment! 1219 01:37:40,315 --> 01:37:43,864 Now for our check-up. Where's your blood-sugar tester? 1220 01:37:47,075 --> 01:37:48,775 - Get me my case! - Here, Mr. Adam. 1221 01:37:50,355 --> 01:37:52,994 You're the best woman I could have. 1222 01:37:54,155 --> 01:37:56,305 You're a real personality! 1223 01:37:56,435 --> 01:37:58,710 Beautiful personality... 1224 01:37:59,755 --> 01:38:01,666 I don't want you to die on me... 1225 01:38:03,435 --> 01:38:04,914 Thanks, darling! 1226 01:38:05,595 --> 01:38:08,508 You know, I've already been through it. 1227 01:38:10,756 --> 01:38:12,216 Don't worry. 1228 01:38:12,316 --> 01:38:15,496 I'm old enough now not to make the same mistake 1229 01:38:15,596 --> 01:38:17,075 I made with Asako. 1230 01:38:17,196 --> 01:38:21,951 - I'll be faithful to you, Viola. - I hope so, or I'll cut off your balls! 1231 01:38:23,956 --> 01:38:25,787 ...I thought he had someone else. 1232 01:38:27,476 --> 01:38:29,990 But a month later I got a letter. 1233 01:38:30,516 --> 01:38:33,792 He wrote that he loved me but that he had to break up with me. 1234 01:38:35,356 --> 01:38:39,828 He had a rectal tumour and didn't want me to see him dying, 1235 01:38:40,357 --> 01:38:41,836 you see, teddy bear? 1236 01:38:42,437 --> 01:38:43,916 - We just can't understand... - Come on! 1237 01:38:44,037 --> 01:38:45,217 - Kleo, come on! - ...the thoughts 1238 01:38:45,317 --> 01:38:46,657 - of a dying person. - Here, please! 1239 01:38:46,757 --> 01:38:48,657 It's a totally different state of mind! 1240 01:38:48,957 --> 01:38:50,436 - Please, be quiet! - Yes! 1241 01:38:50,557 --> 01:38:52,377 You have to quickly sort everything out... 1242 01:38:52,477 --> 01:38:54,997 - Will you just be quiet! - ...think things through... 1243 01:38:55,197 --> 01:38:59,076 You wouldn't want me to suffer either, teddy bear, would you? 1244 01:39:03,637 --> 01:39:06,596 Look, aren't they cute? 1245 01:39:11,038 --> 01:39:12,710 To die for! 1246 01:39:19,318 --> 01:39:21,195 ...Bravo, amici... 1247 01:39:34,318 --> 01:39:39,268 My heart broken in slivers 1248 01:39:40,439 --> 01:39:45,388 My heart's pulse in shivers 1249 01:39:47,319 --> 01:39:52,268 My heart's like a crippled horse 1250 01:39:54,839 --> 01:39:59,310 My heart broken in slivers 1251 01:40:00,039 --> 01:40:04,988 My heart's pulse... 1252 01:40:05,199 --> 01:40:09,910 My heart broken in slivers 1253 01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:15,275 My heart's pulse in shivers 1254 01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:20,429 My heart's like a crippled horse 1255 01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:21,878 The End 91868