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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:07,841 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,584 - Were you aware that 100,000 people die each year 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,319 from irritable bowel syndrome? 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,553 That's more than the amount of people 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,355 that die from suicide and pneumonia combined. 8 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,323 - There's no way that's true. 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,624 I didn't think IBS killed. 10 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,858 - Oh, it's true. 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,959 - And where did you get this information? 12 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:26,794 - Are you ready to order? 13 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,795 - Yes, I'm starving. 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:28,929 - What's your personality type? 15 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,431 - I can't remember. 16 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,865 - Mine's ESTJLRT. 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,134 - And the extra letters are? 18 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,402 - Because I have an extra big personality. 19 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,736 - Oh my gosh, dating you is like 20 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:36,837 dating one of those gym machines. 21 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:37,871 - Leg press? 22 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,107 - No, the-- - Lap pull? 23 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,108 - No, it's like the-- - Stationary row. 24 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,409 - Sure, I don't care. 25 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,543 - Does this shirt make me look fat? 26 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,511 - What? 27 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:44,478 - You're getting off topic. 28 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,013 - I'm breaking up with you. 29 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:46,847 - But I'm in the most best clubs and schools and stuff. 30 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:47,815 - My Uber's here. 31 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:48,449 - Wait, are you for real? 32 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,186 I don't think she's coming back. 33 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,425 (mellow electronic music) 34 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:16,244 (breathing heavily) 35 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:30,958 - Oh! 36 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,763 - Well, Swan, here we are again 37 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,366 at the International Beats with Mouth Competition. 38 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,100 It's sure to be a good year. 39 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,302 What do you think? 40 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,903 - I think you sure look beautiful tonight. 41 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,738 - And so does my husband. 42 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,240 (laughing) 43 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,009 We have the Melodogs tearing up the stage this year. 44 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,245 - [Swan] Oh, you're so right it's wrong, Stale. 45 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,446 - [Stale] Look at them go! 46 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,982 (lively music) 47 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,992 - Found it! 48 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,094 - Cloney, look at you. 49 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,962 You're pathetic. 50 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,164 Your hair is an absolute mess, 51 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,565 you have lipstick in your teeth, 52 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,567 and is, is that a homeless guy tailing you? 53 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,270 I don't understand why you can't do 54 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,139 what I tell you to do the way that I tell you to do it. 55 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,977 God, the Musicats are doomed with you nitwits. 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,547 Screw up your solo, and I will get my revenge. 57 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,983 - Don't worry, if I screw it up, I'll get revenge on myself. 58 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,918 - You better. 59 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,531 (crowd cheering) 60 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,932 - Melodogs, stay! 61 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:49,203 Musicats, you've gotta be kitten me right now. 62 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,239 Why don't you take a meow-ment to appreciate 63 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:55,476 our purr-fect performance. 64 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,879 But for real, try not to mark your territory. 65 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,647 Ooh. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,053 - Paws in, ladies. 67 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,290 One, two, three. 68 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,091 (meowing) 69 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,026 - I can't believe the Musicats 70 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,563 made it to the finals this year, who knew? 71 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,764 - [Swan] Who knew? 72 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,166 - This is the first all-feline group 73 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,869 to make it to the IBWMC, Swan. 74 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,071 - You are right, Stale. 75 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,607 - And this will be interesting, because the Musicats, 76 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,142 they can't typically meow their way to victory. 77 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,179 They're going to have do some real meow-capella. 78 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,448 (laughing) 79 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,154 People do think they sing well, 80 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,824 but I'm sure it's their finely-tuned bodies. 81 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,627 In fact, that's exactly what it is. 82 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,269 Have you seen the movie "Click", Swan? 83 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,170 I wish I had one of those remotes 84 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,873 so I could fast forward through this performance right now. 85 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,676 - Or we could pause time for us. 86 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,582 (farting) 87 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,417 (coughing) 88 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,685 (audience grumbling) 89 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,487 - [Stale] Look at that fog, it is so thick 90 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,223 you could cut it with a butter knife. 91 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,925 - This is a turn of events. 92 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,861 It's like driving over a misty lake 93 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,496 early in the morning. 94 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,864 (coughing) 95 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:27,468 - [Stale] Oh, oh, it's in my mouth. 96 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,769 (gasping) 97 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,272 (upbeat electronic music) 98 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,655 - Hi there, welcome to Morton Triversity! 99 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:48,489 What dorm? 100 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,157 - Uh, Bigtall, I think. 101 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,060 - Oh, so you're looking for 420-friendly. 102 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,829 So then you're going to just go straight down this pathway 103 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,098 and you're gonna take a left at the coffee shop, 104 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,067 and right then you'll-- 105 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,670 * Then you shot that plain-clothes cop * 106 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:05,506 - You're in college, knock it off! 107 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,707 - Mom! 108 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,776 There's a cute girl over there! 109 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:09,910 - I don't care! 110 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,912 - Here is your official rape trumpet. 111 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:15,416 Just give it a little toot in case of an emergency. 112 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,551 - Cool, thanks. 113 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,490 Hey, what's your name? 114 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,292 My name's Wrecka. 115 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,797 Chinny Chin, is that your name? 116 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,900 Well, you don't have to worry about talking. 117 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,503 Don't you worry your little chinny-chin-chin. 118 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:39,540 Okay. 119 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:42,910 What? 120 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,522 - All right, Mom. 121 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:55,956 I'm gonna go now. 122 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,090 - It's okay, it's okay. 123 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,759 - Have fun, honey. 124 00:05:58,759 --> 00:05:59,993 - Now, don't go joining any of those 125 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,629 a capella groups while you're here. 126 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,697 I always hated those groups. 127 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,932 - Okay. 128 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,534 - He's right, or we'll disown you. 129 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,802 (laughing) 130 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,306 - But seriously. 131 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,044 - Okay, bye. 132 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,415 - They grow up so fast. 133 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,253 - Chinny Chin, welcome to the Wrecka deck. 134 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,388 There's nowhere else that has this setup. 135 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,692 Don't touch this. 136 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,261 (mellow music) 137 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,467 (animal growling) 138 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,401 What is under your bed? 139 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,540 (playful music) 140 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,977 (knocking) 141 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,311 - Hey! - Hey. 142 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,380 - Brony. 143 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,248 - Uh, nope, Besse. 144 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,896 - Okay, um, maybe it's a lot, but you know, 145 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,664 there's nothing more majestic than the thought 146 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,000 of me riding a magical horse. 147 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,069 - Uh, I mean, whatever floats your boat. 148 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,838 - I'm not totally weird. 149 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,307 I mean, there's a ton of Bronies out there, by the way. 150 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,309 Oh, and I can do magic too. 151 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,180 Crap, that's not right. 152 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,617 (knocking) 153 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,851 - Hey, my sweet little girl. 154 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,185 It's been such a long time. 155 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,891 - Dad, I'm your daughter. 156 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,293 - Oh, oh, my bad. 157 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,795 I'm Wrecka's dad, Dr. Tickle. 158 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,031 I teach Tickling 101. 159 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:44,965 See how good I am at it? 160 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,233 - No, dad, dad, stop, stop. 161 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:46,900 - Let's show your roommate, come on. 162 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,735 - No. 163 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,969 - Tickle tickle! 164 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,671 Come here, come on, tickle tickle. 165 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,106 It works with Wrecka, come here. 166 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,575 - No, no, no no no, stop. 167 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,809 - Just a little more, 168 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,279 just a little more. - Stop, Dad, stop! 169 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,881 I said stop. 170 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,516 - Okay, fine. 171 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,886 - Don't you have a class to teach or something? 172 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,454 - I'm just making sure you're getting involved, 173 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,823 getting plugged in. 174 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,892 - I've got Chinny Chin, she's all I need. 175 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:14,662 - I'm leaving. 176 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,671 - I'm gonna guide her, so I'm gonna go with her. 177 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,504 Bye, Dad. 178 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,278 (playful music) 179 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,848 - Hey, wanna join the Bronies? 180 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,683 Yay or neigh? 181 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,252 - Bro, no, she can't join the club. 182 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,153 - Why not? 183 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,388 - It doesn't matter. 184 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,256 I'm not so sure I want to anyway. 185 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,925 - And what's that supposed to mean? 186 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,294 - I dunno, it's just kinda lame. 187 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,363 - You're lame! 188 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,298 You don't know anything! 189 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,465 - Hey, calm down, calm down. 190 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,801 He's triggered now, are you happy? 191 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,204 - Sorry. 192 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,872 - Bye, Felicia. 193 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,707 - But I'm not. 194 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,646 - I know the group you wanna join. 195 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,847 - As long as it's not the Punching Each Other 196 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,449 in the Face Group, then I'm fine. 197 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,185 - Oh, they're cooler than a Popsicle on a summer's day. 198 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,090 In Morton, there's only one true group of men. 199 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,325 The Melodogs. 200 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,994 (blowing kazoo) 201 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,737 The pit bulls of Morton, the kings of the dog pound. 202 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,305 - [Besse] So choreographed marking of territory, then. 203 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,407 (howling) 204 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,242 - That's right. 205 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:57,164 - Man, how is it that the punching each other guys group 206 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,232 can get members, but we can't? 207 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,600 - Keep it together. 208 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,536 There is a group of beautiful Italian Vogue models 209 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,139 just waiting to join, I can feel it. 210 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,809 I'm not giving up. 211 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,044 Where are the models that shave every four hours? 212 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,846 - And if they don't shave every four hours? 213 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,014 - Unacceptable. 214 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,651 - Hi! - Oh, hi. 215 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,786 - Hi! 216 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,987 Do you like a capella, can you sing, 217 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,288 do you know how to sing, do you like singing? 218 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,122 - Yeah, kinda. 219 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,691 - Okay, follow me. 220 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:27,260 * Mommy made me mash my M&Ms, oh no * 221 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:31,598 * Mommy made me mash my M&Ms, oh no * 222 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,034 - What's your name? 223 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,402 - Skinny Sally. 224 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,304 - You call yourself Skinny Sally? 225 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,840 - Yeah, it's so the other fatties don't call me Bones, 226 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,443 Twiggy, Beanpole, or Kate Moss. 227 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,747 - I guess we'll see you at the auditions then, Skinny Sally. 228 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,851 I guess she'll do. 229 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,788 (mellow music) 230 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,170 (gasping) 231 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,138 - Her! 232 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,274 - Cloney, I already have to put up with you. 233 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,276 How am I supposed to put up with that too? 234 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:19,847 - Hi! 235 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,083 I see you like music. 236 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,251 Do you like a capella too? 237 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,485 It's basically music. 238 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,889 - Um, it's not really my thing. 239 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,123 - Oh, but it could me. 240 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,558 I mean, we're just a bunch of low-key girls 241 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,394 who like to hang around, making noises with our mouth. 242 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,930 Okay, see, there are four major musical groups on campus. 243 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,166 There's the Musicats, that's us. 244 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,433 We're basically the best. 245 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,302 And then there's the Harmonuggies. 246 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,536 - [Wrecka] Harmonuggies? 247 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,838 - Who even named their group? 248 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,706 Then the Concertots, who for some reason 249 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,241 like to dance as babies. 250 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,510 And then of course there's. 251 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,386 Oh, I see you have a tattoo, I have a tattoo! 252 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,154 Of course, the tattoo artist was a little drunk 253 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,555 when he did mine, but. 254 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,091 - Okay. 255 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,193 - You should audition. 256 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,061 - I don't think so. 257 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:08,996 Sounds kinda dumb. 258 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,798 - Don't ever say that! 259 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,732 A capella is my life. 260 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,167 - She's sorry. 261 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,103 You should really come audition. 262 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,038 - We performed at the White House, you turd. 263 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,472 - Okay, it was a Lego model. 264 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,909 What I think she's trying to say is, 265 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,476 we're just trying to get back to the Stinkin Center 266 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,046 this year, and we're looking for a few good girls. 267 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:26,880 Think about it? 268 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,284 - Well, I don't sing. 269 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,587 I just drop sick beats with my laptop, sorry. 270 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,892 And sometimes I drop my laptop too. 271 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,829 - Think about it! 272 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,098 - I give up, we're done. 273 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,934 We are done, and I don't know how 274 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,201 we're gonna recover now. 275 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,270 - What, are you gonna toot again? 276 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,039 - I have this under control, okay? 277 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,342 (farting) 278 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,610 Sorry, I'm sorry. 279 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,411 - [Cloney] Laundry! 280 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,050 - Just go over and say hi. 281 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,484 - Okay. - Yeah. 282 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,786 - Okay, I can do this, I got this. 283 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,288 Stay calm, stay calm. 284 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,657 Just stay calm, okay, everybody stay calm! 285 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,892 Calm down, this is-- 286 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,626 - I think they're cool, I think they're cool. 287 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,869 - Hi, I'm Kenji Orangebottom. 288 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,470 (laughing) 289 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,705 - I'm sorry, is your bottom orange, 290 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,307 or does it just smell like 'em? 291 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,945 - You guys sang for my 18th birthday, 292 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,313 and I've been touched ever since. 293 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,615 - You must have us confused. 294 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,652 - No, no, Thumper, I love you. 295 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,455 I love you more than the Beliebers love Justin. 296 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,957 When you sang "Happy Birthday" to me, 297 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,859 I thought I was going to lose it. 298 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,260 You're my idol. 299 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,828 Oh, and you got me into magic! 300 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,769 And now I levitate! 301 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,305 Can someone help a Brony out? 302 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,307 - Yeah, dude, friendship is magic! 303 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,183 - Awesome. 304 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,519 What was your name again, Kenya, Chia Pet? 305 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,989 Listen, I want you to do two more magic tricks for me. 306 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,858 Number one, make a barf bag appear. 307 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,362 Number two, you disappear. 308 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,232 Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. 309 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,867 (laughing) 310 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,369 - Peace out, man. 311 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,106 - Well, can I at least get your number? 312 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,374 Text you when I'm lonely? 313 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,109 - That's enough, let's go, come on. 314 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,677 Leave them alone. 315 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,879 That's a big dog, it's okay. 316 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,383 (mellow electronic music) 317 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,593 - Are you the manager? 318 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,728 - No, I just play my music here sometimes. 319 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,597 That's Duke, he's coming. 320 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,369 - Duke! 321 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,937 I'm Duke. 322 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,771 - Hi. 323 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,374 Does that guy come here often? 324 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,049 - Don't touch anything. 325 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,051 This is a campus radio station. 326 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,388 - Well, I'm Wrecka. 327 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,390 - And I'm Besse, hey. 328 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,993 - Hey, I'm Duke, and you're late. 329 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,926 - Duke? 330 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,862 Like, dookie, like poop? 331 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,398 (laughing) 332 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,599 You're kidding, right? 333 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,433 It's a joke. 334 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,069 You're not kidding, no! 335 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,473 Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. 336 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,075 Oh man, I can't believe that, that's terrible. 337 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,310 Did your parents do that? 338 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,514 - You get the first chore of the day. 339 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,149 "Pokemon GO." 340 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,650 I don't have time. 341 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,619 Catch 'em all. 342 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,453 - Okay. 343 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,456 I know you. 344 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,958 I serenaded you from my parents' car. 345 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,193 Yeah. 346 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,795 * But then you shot that plain-clothes cop * 347 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,364 * I heard a pop 348 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,165 - Look, chill. 349 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,801 Catching Pikachu is so overrated. 350 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,638 I don't know how Ash is still doing it. 351 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,340 - Well, I love "Pokemon GO." 352 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,342 - That so? 353 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,509 - Yep. 354 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,578 You don't think this is awesome? 355 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,713 - Can you just leave me alone? 356 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,950 - Well, I think we could become great friends. 357 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,652 Maybe more, who knows. 358 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,155 A little crazy night one night, you never know. 359 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,357 - There won't be more. 360 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,725 - Okay. 361 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,394 Well, I guess I will just peace out 362 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,595 on my magic carpet then. 363 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,103 (mellow music) 364 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,454 * Tiny robot armies taking over this town * 365 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,289 - Wrecka. 366 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,524 Wrecka? 367 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,394 Wrecka, wake up, Wrecka! 368 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,531 Ouch! 369 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,136 - I thought I told you not to do that. 370 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,537 - Why are you still in your room? 371 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,139 Are you skipping class or something? 372 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,174 - Well, Chinny Chin's keeping me company, 373 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,575 and she's all I really need. 374 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,044 - Meow. 375 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,415 - You need to join a club or something. 376 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,784 Hey look, the imaginary scuba team, try that! 377 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,754 - Um, I'm gonna be working at the radio station. 378 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,689 - Ew, that place blows. 379 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,191 - Well, I like it. 380 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,227 - Why don't you try out for the Musicats or something? 381 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,195 - Ew, no. 382 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,731 - Well, enjoy your lonely college experience, then. 383 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,149 - What the heck, you liar! 384 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,517 Ow! 385 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,154 - Oh, sorry. 386 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,388 Natural reaction. 387 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,723 - Your voice is freaking amazing, by the way. 388 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,758 You're auditioning. 389 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,059 - What are you even doing here? 390 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,794 - Oh, secret party room. 391 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,862 (upbeat dance music) 392 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,630 - It's a Mario party! 393 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,172 - Get out. 394 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,875 (sighing) 395 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,545 I'm trying to bathe, please. 396 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,047 - You were singing "Can't Ice Tea" by Pinny King, right? 397 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,783 - You know Pinny King? 398 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,084 - I love Pinny King. 399 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,786 His music moves me. 400 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,988 - That's great, just great. 401 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,022 - Keep singing. 402 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,692 (playful music) 403 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,680 Step aside, Taylor Swift. 404 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,182 We are winning the Grammy this year. 405 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,651 And I don't really care what Kanye has to say about it. 406 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,420 - Uh, not with a capella. 407 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,323 - All right, peasants, you will sing two verses 408 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,325 and one chorus from "I Need Some Shampoo" 409 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,826 by the Pear Tree Family. 410 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,561 - All right, maggots, line up! 411 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,896 - Sorry, he's all jacked up on 412 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,266 caffeine and steroids for finals. 413 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,868 Let's introduce you to our judges, shall we? 414 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:33,873 We have Laundry Mat, Tom Toddler, Barf A Lot, 415 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,577 and last but not least, Thumper Rabbit. 416 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,214 * Thumper baby 417 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,316 * Thumper baby 418 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,951 - All right, stop. 419 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,886 Oh, Musicats! 420 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,787 Meow, meow! 421 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,358 What kinda lame girls you got auditioning this year? 422 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,626 (laughing) 423 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,297 - Your mom, Thumper. 424 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,298 A ca shut up. 425 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,337 - Crap. 426 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,872 - All right, maggots, let's go! 427 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,173 - Chill. 428 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,975 I don't want you to just sing it. 429 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,809 Sing it. 430 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,113 - So are we singing it or not? 431 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,616 - Let's have the first maggot! 432 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,257 (playful music) 433 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,800 (gasping) 434 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,168 (laughing) 435 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,003 - And now I disappear. 436 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,751 - All right, that's all, folks. 437 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,618 You can all go home. 438 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,653 Leave, please. 439 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,155 - Wait, there's someone else. 440 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,524 No, not you! 441 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,933 - I don't really have anything prepared. 442 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,935 - It's okay, just sing. 443 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,617 (clapping) 444 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,657 (lively music) 445 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,096 - And new to the group, we have Ashy. 446 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,132 Skinny Sally. 447 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:47,900 Dennis. 448 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,702 Jenny. 449 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,604 Silly. 450 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,873 Racy. 451 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,107 And Wrecka. 452 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,910 - Wrecka, turn around. 453 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,513 (ominous music) 454 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,722 - Have you seen my grandmother? 455 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,923 - No. 456 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,659 - The big bad wolf, he's chasing me. 457 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,894 (wolf growling) 458 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,596 - We need to get out of here! 459 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,397 - No, we have initiation. 460 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,868 - Yeah, I'm outta here. 461 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,369 (screaming) 462 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,138 - Guys, this could be the major sacrifice! 463 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,874 The acagods have spoken of this. 464 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,942 This may be the new tradition. 465 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,413 (screaming) 466 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,148 - Look who's in the dog pound. 467 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,950 (laughing) 468 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,386 - That's funny. - No Kenji? 469 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,622 (shouting) 470 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,326 - Frickin' neighbors. 471 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,030 - All right, Musikittens, raise your right paws. 472 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,166 - I, say your name. 473 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,135 - [All] I, say your name. 474 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,671 - No, I, whatever your name is. 475 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,807 - [All] I, whatever your name is. 476 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,609 - No, let me show you. 477 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,111 (clock ticking) 478 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:09,882 So all of this bring us back to your name. 479 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:11,851 Cool? 480 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,024 - [All] I. (all saying their names) 481 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,459 I pledge allegiance to the flag 482 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,895 of the United States of America. 483 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,765 And to the Republic for which it stands, 484 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,001 one nation, under God, indivisible, 485 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,504 with liberty and justice for all. 486 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,606 - And no conversing with the Melodogs. 487 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:37,910 - [All] And no conversing with the Melodogs. 488 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,047 - You are all full-grown Musicats now. 489 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,014 - We did it! 490 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:42,949 - We did it! 491 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,183 (gentle music) 492 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:48,788 * Summertime just comes on once a year, boy * 493 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,191 * Doule Ls, double Ls 494 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:56,328 - Kitty litter, woo! 495 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,497 - What am I doing with me life? 496 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,399 - Are you nervous? 497 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,234 I can't believe they let my skinny booty in. 498 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,537 - We're all skinny. 499 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,206 - Yeah, but if I turn sideways, I disappear. 500 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,780 - Me too! 501 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,716 I can't believe they let someone like me, 502 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,251 with my ugly figure and body. 503 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,220 - What, you look good, girl. 504 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,054 - Oh, stop. 505 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,857 (laughing) 506 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,292 - Wrecka, Wrecka! 507 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,130 Can't believe you're here. 508 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,967 Man, thought you'd still be at the station with Duke. 509 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,938 Oh, no, but you're a Musicat now. 510 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,741 I guess this is where our story ends. 511 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,743 - And you're drunk. 512 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,011 - Nah. 513 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,713 - Where's your leash? 514 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:51,017 - Look, you and I both know this dog can't be tamed. 515 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,185 (howling) 516 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,323 - Hey. 517 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,192 I am so happy we get to share the same kitty litter. 518 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,594 - What does that even mean? 519 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,429 - I don't know. 520 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:05,497 But I am really sorry about Laundry. 521 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:08,801 She's been a little salty since last year. 522 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,604 I mean, if you literally lick her, she tastes like salt. 523 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,806 - Really? - Yeah. 524 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:25,151 - So if I pass out later, can you like, get me home? 525 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,086 - Yeah, I can do that. 526 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,392 - Okay, who would win in a fight? 527 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,729 Sharknado or Luke Skywalker? 528 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,730 - Dude, Sharknado. 529 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:38,931 Sharks coming from-- 530 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,399 - [Skinny Sally] What's up, you two? 531 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,668 - Oh, hey, whoa. 532 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,237 - What are you guys talking about? 533 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,272 - I got this. 534 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,007 - Woo, woo, woo! 535 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,308 Melodogs. 536 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,409 - Okay, seriously, go. 537 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,446 I know what you must be thinking. 538 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,850 There's a lot of people that wanna make out with him. 539 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,285 Don't believe me? 540 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,119 You wanna make out with me, say hey! 541 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,887 - [Crowd] Hey! 542 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:06,258 - That was at least 12. 543 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,027 Say, say hey. 544 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,128 Hey, just say hey! 545 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,332 (dramatic music) 546 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,002 - [Kenji] How did you end up here? 547 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,270 You didn't make it into the Melodogs. 548 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,474 They could've at least invited you to the party. 549 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,746 This won't be the last time they see you. 550 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,548 Keep doing you. 551 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,491 - Oh man, who knew a capella would be so cool? 552 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,895 - Yeah, it's not like I'd rather be 553 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,563 playing "Pokemon GO" or anything. 554 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,397 - I mean. 555 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,170 I am in love with this girl! 556 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,605 - Really? 557 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,208 - I mean, uh, I'm in love with a capella, yeah! 558 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,246 * I'm anticipating the beat for every dance for eternity * 559 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,114 - All right, ladies. 560 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:04,050 Per our discussion last evening, 561 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,418 no one is to be mingling with the Melodogs. 562 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,386 Is this understood? 563 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,856 - That's going to be pretty hard. 564 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,623 They always come on to me. 565 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,760 - Racy, we will keep them away with our claws 566 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,828 if we have to, okay? 567 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:18,931 - No worries here, I'm pretty independent. 568 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,302 - No one has been Melodogged, correct? 569 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,872 (quirky music) 570 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,110 Give me your ears. 571 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:36,115 - But he asked me if I wanted to go to the dog pound. 572 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,885 And I didn't know. 573 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,288 - Hand 'em over. 574 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,190 - I did, I didn't know. 575 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,162 - Thank you. 576 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:50,997 Goodbye. 577 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,375 (groaning) 578 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,978 - Geez, trainwreck. 579 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,014 - Wrecka, this is war. 580 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,415 We don't need sarcastic comments 581 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,017 coming from the peanut gallery. 582 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,084 - Oh, calm down, Laundry, otherwise you're gonna 583 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,085 fog up the stage again. 584 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,921 - Wait, what happened? 585 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,890 Never mind, I found it on YouTube. 586 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,461 - Girls, we really need to rehearse. 587 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,963 - Okay, yeah, I know. 588 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:26,532 Come on, let's rehearse. 589 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:29,368 (energetic music) 590 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,805 * Hey, have you seen us lately 591 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,974 * Calling the shots even with an injured roster * 592 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,043 * Time to know, it's time to believe * 593 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,278 * That the time is now that we're gonna make 'em bleed * 594 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,413 * Top shelf is always open 595 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,481 * That's the place where Kesler rocks * 596 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,715 * The water bottle floatin' 597 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,684 * Daniel and Henrik are always causing pain * 598 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:48,054 * With a tape to tape pass that'll mesmerize your brain * 599 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,089 * Burrows flying at you with a hit as clean * 600 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,391 * As Mrs. Cleaver from that show "Leave it to Beaver" * 601 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,027 * Luongo's glove hand stick side pads are double stacked * 602 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,163 * Gives the opposition a scoring heart attack * 603 00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:01,167 * We are the ones who will drink from Stanley's cup * 604 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:05,537 * C-A-N-U-C-K, C-A-N-U-C-K 605 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,140 * C-A-N-U-C-K 606 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,209 - Okay, that's enough. 607 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:11,810 I've decided to bring someone in 608 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,980 to help you get your solo down. 609 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,289 - Let's pick it up from "Auld Lang Syne." 610 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,124 Wrecka, just do what you can. 611 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,393 Here we go, five six seven. 612 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,963 * Would auld acquaintance 613 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:32,464 - A little trouble there, okay? 614 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,633 Here we go, five six seven. 615 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,537 * Would auld acquaintance 616 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,339 - It's "should", okay? 617 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,010 Here we go, five six seven. 618 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,046 * Should auld acquaintance 619 00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:52,018 - It's "auld", should auld acquaintance be forgot. 620 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,887 Here we go, five six seven. 621 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:58,757 * Should auld acquaintance 622 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,259 - Not quite my pitch. 623 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,393 It's all good, no worries. 624 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,294 Here we go, ready? 625 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,397 Ready, here we go. 626 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,798 Five six seven. 627 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:11,803 * Should auld acquaintance be forgot * 628 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:16,175 * And never brought to mind 629 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:27,053 - Why do you suppose I threw a chair at your head, Wrecka? 630 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,288 - Uh, I'm not sure. 631 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,456 - Yes you are. 632 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,193 - The, the pitch? 633 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:37,263 - Were you on pitch, or were you off pitch? 634 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,131 - I, I don't know. 635 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,832 - Start singing! 636 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,802 * Should auld acquaintance 637 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:44,836 - Stop! 638 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,007 How dare you sabotage my band! 639 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:52,111 (distant percussion music) 640 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,712 Forget this. 641 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,581 I'm going back to jazz. 642 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,751 - Yeah, no one knows that song anyway. 643 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,998 (playful music) 644 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:34,686 - Um. 645 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,123 Hi? 646 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,324 - Hey. 647 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:39,725 I just saw you sitting here by yourself, 648 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,028 and so I thought I'd turn it into a date. 649 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,695 - This isn't a date. 650 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,331 - Well, okay. 651 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:51,403 We have "Cup," "Fun Dog Trillionaire," 652 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:57,309 "The Brunch Club," "Stocky," and "Tar Wars." 653 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,012 These movies have some of the best 654 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,514 musical elements of all time, which is what I wanna do. 655 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,782 - Score movies? 656 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:07,086 - No, silly, I wanna be a mime in films. 657 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:07,919 You know. 658 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:20,132 I mean, it's niche, but I think I can succeed at it. 659 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,169 - Your girlfriend must be ecstatic. 660 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,504 - Nope, no girlfriend here. 661 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,672 Unfortunately. 662 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,509 - So are you gonna make me watch all these terrible movies? 663 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,977 - You don't like watching movies? 664 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,512 - No, not really. 665 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,780 - What? 666 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,316 Well, then we've gotta start with "Tar Wars." 667 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,217 It's a classic. 668 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,759 (clock ticking) 669 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,928 (lasers blasting) 670 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,130 This is the best part. 671 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,034 - Wow, this is really extreme. 672 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:58,937 - Yeah, I thought we'd get in a little movie time 673 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,939 before the riff-off tonight. 674 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,141 - The what? 675 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,375 - Welcome to the riff-off, everybody! 676 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,211 (cheering) 677 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,146 We are here to watch the Melodogs 678 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,848 take yet another crown at the great riff-off, 679 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:13,018 while the Musicats clean up their litter. 680 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,455 No, Pentatonix is not competing this year, 681 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,023 as we know they would kill it. 682 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,992 Am I right, right, yeah! 683 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,294 All right, ready! 684 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,796 The first rule of a capella. 685 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,065 Never talk about the riff-off. 686 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,500 There really aren't that many rules, 687 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,170 but if you screw up, you will get shot in the kneecap, 688 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,605 so just keep that in mind, the stakes are pretty high. 689 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,874 Greg over here will be taking care of that, say hi, Greg. 690 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:36,975 - Hi! (gun firing) 691 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,277 - [All] Hi, Greg! 692 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,012 - All right, now, if you suck, you are... 693 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:43,215 - [All] (clapping) Knee shot! 694 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,650 - Very good, everybody. 695 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,653 Last year's IBWMC champions, come spin the bottle. 696 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,121 (cheering) 697 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,856 - Melodogs, Melodogs! 698 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:55,527 - Rabies! 699 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,932 (playful music) 700 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:36,101 * Darling, darling can't ice tea * 701 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,603 - [All] Knee shot! 702 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,772 (screaming) 703 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,941 (sobbing) 704 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,412 - Wait, so any song, as long as it's in the category? 705 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:47,713 - Go get 'em. 706 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,847 - Dank. 707 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,048 - Cartoon theme songs! 708 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:55,020 * I'm singing for my dad 709 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,389 * Who didn't know I was born 710 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,658 * I love you, I love you 711 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,726 - I don't know what you're doing, but you're-- 712 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,028 - [All] (clapping) Knee-shot! 713 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:03,929 - Yeah! 714 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,331 (groaning) 715 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,666 - All right, only two teams left! 716 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,467 Let's do this! 717 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,635 - You people are sick! 718 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:11,503 - Songs about chicks! 719 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,205 - All right, I've got this. 720 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,308 (lighthearted music) 721 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:29,688 (record scratching) 722 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,358 (playful music) 723 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,806 - You're so sad. 724 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,975 Unfortunately, I just don't like Justin Bieber, 725 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,577 so you're disqualified. 726 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:52,678 - What? 727 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:53,779 - You are-- 728 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:57,683 - [All] (clapping) Knee shot! 729 00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,918 (cheering) 730 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,491 - Melodogs, Melodogs, Melodogs, Melodogs! 731 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:08,894 - Oh, I should've flushed that Ted down the toilet. 732 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,262 - Oh, freak, this hurts. 733 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,563 - Chill out, Wrecka. 734 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,799 We lost, that's what really matters here. 735 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,267 - Well, I got shot in the knee for it, 736 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,735 that should count for something. 737 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,970 - Paws in, on my count? 738 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,873 - What number? - Three, five? 739 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,174 - It's definitely three. 740 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,075 - It doesn't matter! 741 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,043 One, two. 742 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,346 Meow. 743 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,880 - Milkshakes! 744 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,619 - [Melodogs] Milkshakes, milkshakes, milkshakes, milkshakes! 745 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,722 - So really, what I do is, I rewrite the lyrics 746 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,223 to whatever I want them to be. 747 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:41,026 And I know a lot of people call that parody, 748 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:44,262 but I call it artistic use of prewritten material. 749 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,001 And this is me screaming. 750 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,439 (screaming) 751 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,140 - Wow, that's something. 752 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:01,713 So, we're going to watch this movie tonight. 753 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:04,350 It's literally going to change your life. 754 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,751 (sighing) 755 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,685 - Fine. 756 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,019 I guess I'll give it a chance. 757 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:08,854 - Shh. 758 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:12,257 "The Brunch Club", 1985. 759 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:15,361 This final song here at the end made every woman 760 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:18,364 in the '80s pass out for three days straight. 761 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:21,800 It's so happy, yet so sad. 762 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,002 It even has the same effect sometimes today. 763 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,236 - Is that so? 764 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:26,905 - Yeah, watch. 765 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:30,241 (mellow synthpop music) 766 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,849 It's pretty crazy that it doesn't affect you. 767 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,386 - Well, I guess I'm immune. 768 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:41,487 - I guess so. 769 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,690 This is the best part. 770 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:49,528 Yeah! 771 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:51,997 Wrecka, Wrecka! 772 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,133 One, two, three! 773 00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,371 Wrecka! 774 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,139 One, two, three, four! 775 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,247 This is the best part. 776 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:18,624 (quirky music) 777 00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:20,526 - Sometimes, I nap under there. 778 00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,596 - I'm gonna go. 779 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,671 * What comes next 780 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,940 * Rhyme after rhyme 781 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:37,709 - Cloney, Cloney, what is going on with your voice? 782 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,644 Come on. 783 00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:39,377 - Remember the scene we cut? 784 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,846 I've got nodes. 785 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,214 - Yeah, I know, I read the script, but who is gonna solo? 786 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,182 - Why not Wrecka solo? 787 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,283 - Ooh, totes mcgotes. 788 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,685 - No, look at her. 789 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:49,020 She's a wreck, her name is literally Wrecka. 790 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,489 - Wrecka should solo. 791 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,790 - Wrecka would murder that solo. 792 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,291 She took the knee shot. 793 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,226 - Yeah, you did! - You really should. 794 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,262 - Okay, I'll do it. 795 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,798 As long as we do one of my arrangements. 796 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:00,999 - Um, no. 797 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:01,900 - Um, why not? 798 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,401 - Um, shut up. 799 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,037 We're doing "Rhyme after Rhyme," and that's it. 800 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:08,607 - Um, that sucks, and you know it. 801 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,008 Right, Greg? 802 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,811 - Yeah, that's right, Wrecka! 803 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,013 - Listen, Wrecka, my ultimate goal 804 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,515 is to take over the world. 805 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:19,217 My short-term goal is to get back into the finals, 806 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,351 and your little YouTube material 807 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,320 is not gonna do that for us. 808 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,155 - I have three million subscribers. 809 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,323 They would disagree. 810 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,558 - Ha, I don't care. 811 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:27,926 Here's what's gonna happen. 812 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,428 Skinny Sally, you're going to solo. 813 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,764 - Oh, ripper, all right. 814 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,836 (a capella singing) 815 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,021 - The Ghostapellas once again prove 816 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,222 they are a mystery. 817 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,490 - They sure do. 818 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,794 - A capella turned into a supernatural event, who knew? 819 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,796 - Look at that one. 820 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,032 I think he's a real ghost. 821 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,067 - Call Sam and Dean then. 822 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:12,604 No skill, I could do that if I wanted to. 823 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,339 - At least it's unique. 824 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,708 - Okay, girls, paws in. 825 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:20,779 Now remember, one, two, three. 826 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,948 (meowing) 827 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,824 (playful music) 828 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,596 - You know, Stale, as cute as those kittens are down there, 829 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:40,866 I still think it oughta be you out there instead. 830 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:43,735 - You're crossing some boundaries, Swan. 831 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,237 I for one think they look pretty good this year. 832 00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,206 They must've changed their litter. 833 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,708 (chuckling) 834 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,976 - Well, let's hope they don't have another incident 835 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:53,779 like last year, that was a catastrophe. 836 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,914 - Absolutely. 837 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:58,884 In fact, everyone down front has a mask on 838 00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,418 in preparation for the worst. 839 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:04,255 So far we're good, but this song is far from over. 840 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,095 - Come on, yes! 841 00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:10,929 Yes! 842 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,734 Prepare for another disaster. 843 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,806 - Laundry sounds pretty good. 844 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:23,041 - Say that again, I will chop your ears off. 845 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,280 (cheering) 846 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:34,052 - [Swan] They always come out with a bang. 847 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,520 - They always do, Swan. 848 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,355 You might want to take some notes from them 849 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,456 if you want my heart. 850 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,891 - Ooh. 851 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,160 (laughing) 852 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,599 - I don't know, I just really hope 853 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,434 she's okay, you know, guys? 854 00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:50,736 - Wrecka! 855 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,971 I totally saw them drag you off after the show! 856 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,205 - Yeah, how was prison? 857 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:55,807 - It was fine. 858 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,643 What are you guys doing here? 859 00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,310 - We had to come support you, duh. 860 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,982 - I'm trying to nap, and they won't leave. 861 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:08,386 - I would just like to say that we almost got cut up there. 862 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:09,955 They really wanted the Ghostapellas to win, 863 00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:12,223 especially after that supernatural stunt. 864 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,192 - Well, maybe we should do a different arrangement then. 865 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:16,962 - No, we'll do the same arrangement we've always done, 866 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,329 because I'm the big girl here 867 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,666 and everyone does what I say. 868 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:21,767 - What do you think, Greg? 869 00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:23,368 - Do a different arrangement! 870 00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:24,335 - See? 871 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:25,804 - No, and that's final! 872 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,605 - Do you see all these speakers? 873 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:28,707 They would disagree with you. 874 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,441 - No, we're not doing that! 875 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,612 - Yes we are. 876 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:36,882 - Pillow fight! 877 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:39,951 (gentle piano music) 878 00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:05,343 (mellow electronic music) 879 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,645 - You're playing my song, you're playing my song! 880 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,547 You're finally playing it. 881 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:12,550 - Tight beats. 882 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,420 - I've always thought her beats were tight. 883 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,122 - I mean, it's a killer track. 884 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,724 It already killed my buddy Paco. 885 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:23,461 - Well, I knew it was good, so. 886 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:26,898 - Are you a Musicat? 887 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,836 - Uh, yeah. 888 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:31,803 I needed a club. 889 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,505 - As long as you don't start 890 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,308 spitting up hairballs, we're fine. 891 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,544 - She'll just scratch your heart out, is all. 892 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:41,780 See you tonight. 893 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:44,916 - Tight burn, man. 894 00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,319 Sorry. 895 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,157 - I could eat these salads every day. 896 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,759 - You do. 897 00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:55,393 Jinx. 898 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,162 Double jinx. 899 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:58,730 Knock on wood. 900 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,131 Holy poop! 901 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,667 Call Guinness, frick! 902 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:06,071 That's my line, stop reading my script! 903 00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,039 - Hey, who's driving the van? 904 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,207 - Cruise control. 905 00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,111 - Oh, salad slap, boom! 906 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,583 - Hey! 907 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,285 Can I catch a ride with you guys? 908 00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:22,553 You know, I'd take my car, but I don't have one. 909 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,724 - Kenji, I think it's only for the Melodogs. 910 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,094 - Of course you can! 911 00:45:29,094 --> 00:45:32,297 I know exactly where we can put you. 912 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,633 (screaming) 913 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:37,903 (coughing) 914 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,582 - Oh, guys, it's the Musicats! 915 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,288 - Oh, Skinny Sally! 916 00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:01,159 Shouldn't you be leafing soon? 917 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:03,761 Lettuce throw, lettuce throw! 918 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,264 (laughing) 919 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,098 Bye! 920 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,236 - What happened? 921 00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:13,604 - They just tossed and threw salad at me. 922 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,973 - Oh god, can you clean it up? 923 00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:16,474 It's nasty! 924 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,710 - I might save some for later, but let's just go. 925 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:20,912 Let's just go. 926 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:31,389 - Um, let me get that for you. 927 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:32,323 - What, what is it? 928 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,727 - Geez, it's really in there. 929 00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:07,558 - [Cloney] Sally, what's wrong? 930 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:11,629 - Uh, looks like we're out of gas. 931 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,131 - I thought you filled up. 932 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:14,599 - Well, that was before I got slammed with salad. 933 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,634 - Oh, WTF, you guys! 934 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,503 How are we gonna get there now? 935 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:19,905 Somebody wake up Laundry. 936 00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:26,077 - Well, we could call. 937 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,379 (groaning) 938 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:31,649 - Musicats, how is it that we all ended up 939 00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:34,285 crammed together in this van? 940 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:35,186 Oh! 941 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,655 You okay? 942 00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,590 I thought cats always landed on their feet. 943 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,893 (laughing) 944 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,895 Oh, I know how we all ended up 945 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:45,296 crammed together in this van! 946 00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:48,299 The kindness of my own heart, mm. 947 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,603 - I would take your heart, put it in a sandwich, 948 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:54,072 and eat it, if I could. 949 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:57,642 - Oh, you are a gem, like always. 950 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,610 But now it's time to tell a little secret 951 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,679 about Skinny Sally over here. 952 00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,481 (blowing kazoo) 953 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:05,083 (singing note) 954 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:08,486 * I have all your weight loss photos * 955 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:13,491 * I will murder you if you do anything * 956 00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:14,859 - Long story. 957 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,466 - I blew up the Golden Gate Bridge. 958 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,407 - Five minutes, Musicats. 959 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,719 - Guys, we don't even have to sing. 960 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,955 - All right, ladies, we just have to beat the group 961 00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:46,024 that's on right now. 962 00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:47,325 We can do this. 963 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:51,496 Wrecka, no pillow fights or surprises. 964 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:52,330 Let's go. 965 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,501 - [Stale] Wow, I think I'm gonna go snatch 966 00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,303 that little guy for a date. 967 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:02,140 - [Swan] Oh, now, Stale, you know the five to seven rule. 968 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:03,641 - [Stale] Which is? 969 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,710 - Underage relationships will get you five to seven years 970 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:07,578 in the penitentiary. 971 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,381 - Oh, Swan, you are a joker. 972 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,083 Now, here come the Musicats. 973 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,752 Let's see what they do with their claws tonight. 974 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,454 (Swan meowing) 975 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,124 (playful music) 976 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,000 I thought they would've gotten the hint 977 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,736 about this arrangement, but here we are. 978 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:34,639 - It's an exact repeat of their last performance. 979 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,541 It's like they reused the footage. 980 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:38,776 (laughing) 981 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,631 - Whoa, what's happening? 982 00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:02,033 Wake up, Swan! 983 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,001 - Oh, this just got interesting! 984 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,604 (lively music) 985 00:50:24,289 --> 00:50:25,856 (gasping) 986 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,227 Oh, and boom goes the dynamite! 987 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,629 - It was, in fact, too good to be true. 988 00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:35,233 I'm sure there's a catfight waiting to be had backstage. 989 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:39,737 (growling) (hissing) 990 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,174 - What the crap on a cracker, Wrecka? 991 00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:44,809 - They fricking loved that song change. 992 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:46,411 - Yeah, until I fell off the stage. 993 00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:48,713 - I can't help it you don't know how to walk in heels. 994 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:52,150 - It is not your job to pick the songs. 995 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,319 I'm the big girl here, that's my job. 996 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,022 - Skinny Sally? 997 00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:01,226 - I mean, I always think you're very sexy, 998 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,394 so it's all good here. 999 00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,697 - You are not a Musicat, at all. 1000 00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,699 - Laundry, stop! - No, Cloney. 1001 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:12,036 It's okay, we all know we have Hitler as our leader here. 1002 00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:12,970 - Nein! 1003 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,239 (speaking foreign language) 1004 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,440 - Gee, Laundry, calm down. 1005 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,408 I'm sure Wrecka had good intentions. 1006 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:20,511 - Geez, you are always so handsome and so sexy, 1007 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:22,213 but always so annoying. 1008 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:23,781 Are you stalking me? 1009 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,983 - Well, actually, it's a new app called Where's Wrecka, 1010 00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,618 yeah, but whatever. 1011 00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:35,293 - I don't need this, and I don't need you. 1012 00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,828 I was forced into this by extreme tickling. 1013 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:38,629 I'm outta here. 1014 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:42,767 - Are you happy meow? 1015 00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,978 (dramatic music) 1016 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,717 (giggling) 1017 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,019 (farting) 1018 00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:37,522 - Well, girls, it looks like we made the finals after all. 1019 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,057 I guess that four-leaf clover really worked. 1020 00:52:40,057 --> 00:52:42,026 - Did you get a pot of gold too? 1021 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:44,795 - No, but this leprechaun won't leave me alone. 1022 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:48,833 - Well, I texted Wrecka. - What? 1023 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,101 - I think you overreacted and owe her an apology. 1024 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:52,737 - I'm not acapologizing. 1025 00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:54,004 She's not the leader here. 1026 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,706 - Yeah, well, you're not always right. 1027 00:52:58,075 --> 00:53:01,312 - So what do we do now? 1028 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:02,347 - We do it my way. 1029 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:07,151 (knocking) 1030 00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:09,554 (soft music) 1031 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,793 - Besse, I know you're in there. 1032 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:17,662 I can smell the popcorn from here. 1033 00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:22,733 Besse, come on. 1034 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:23,668 Come talk to me. 1035 00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:34,645 Um. 1036 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,321 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 1037 00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,623 I've just been so irritated recently. 1038 00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:46,957 - Yeah, I know. 1039 00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,059 You've had quite a stick up your butt. 1040 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:49,894 - Wait, really? 1041 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,896 - Yeah, look. 1042 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,264 (popping) 1043 00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,699 See? 1044 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:57,335 - Wow, that's much better. 1045 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,071 - I don't care, you've still been a major jerk. 1046 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,373 You won't let anyone get close enough to you 1047 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,974 to have any feelings. 1048 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:04,875 - That's not true. 1049 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:14,752 - Look, I'm done with whatever this is, so. 1050 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,220 - Besse-- - No, sorry. 1051 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:25,663 - You know, they say that Captain America is my dad. 1052 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,467 - Melodogs, listen up! 1053 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:30,935 - We already heard about the Musicats. 1054 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:33,704 - No, I got bigger news than their hairballs, okay? 1055 00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:34,705 (laughing) 1056 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,040 I'm moving to L.A.! 1057 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,708 They're doing a knockoff of "Hamilton," 1058 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,243 but with an all-white cast. 1059 00:54:39,243 --> 00:54:41,979 Saw one of our performances, thought I'd be perfect. 1060 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,749 - Okay, but we need you for the finals, man. 1061 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,950 We need you, I-- 1062 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,117 - Shh shh shh. 1063 00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:52,122 Sorry, Melopups, but this hound dog 1064 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,459 has got a new bone to chase. 1065 00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:57,528 I bet you didn't know I had these. 1066 00:54:57,528 --> 00:55:00,164 - Um, those, those are mine. 1067 00:55:00,164 --> 00:55:01,866 Don't leave, dude, come on! 1068 00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:03,434 Those were mine, you're my bro! 1069 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:09,306 (gasping) 1070 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,576 - Take that, Delta Pi! 1071 00:55:11,576 --> 00:55:13,043 No more pranks in my yard! 1072 00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:14,945 - Yeah, babe, show 'em how to take it! 1073 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:16,847 - I thought Zac Efron taught you 1074 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,449 not to mess with college dudes. 1075 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,652 (groaning) 1076 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:25,856 - Sorry, little dovey. 1077 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:29,994 I didn't do this to you on purpose. 1078 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,195 I don't hate you. 1079 00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:36,066 - Thumper dropped out, so there's a spot if you want it. 1080 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:38,836 (dramatic music) 1081 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,408 Hey, hey, calm down. 1082 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,342 This is a good thing, hey. 1083 00:55:46,411 --> 00:55:48,646 Look, this is your time. 1084 00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:49,780 It's your time to shine. 1085 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,550 Just don't do anything weird, okay? 1086 00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:53,784 - Okay, but I don't know the difference 1087 00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:55,686 between normal and weird. 1088 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:01,291 - Okay. 1089 00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:05,863 - What is going on, kittens? 1090 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,498 Cloney, it sounds like you've been smoking a cigar 1091 00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:09,734 every morning before breakfast. 1092 00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:11,736 - I have. 1093 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,238 - [Laundry] Racy, your dancing has never gotten better. 1094 00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:16,774 Sally, you won't quit eating during rehearsal. 1095 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,309 - Look, I got my appetite back, okay? 1096 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,111 - And this one must be a mute. 1097 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,280 I'm not really sure why she hasn't talked the whole movie. 1098 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,515 - I asked the writers the same thing. 1099 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,784 They didn't have an answer. 1100 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:27,985 - I'm texting Wrecka too. 1101 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:28,986 - You should do it, Dennis. 1102 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,556 - No, I don't want her here! 1103 00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:32,823 - Whoa. 1104 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:33,758 - Why do we have to conform to all these 1105 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:36,160 old versions of our group? 1106 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,629 - Yeah, let's just be us. 1107 00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:39,597 - Ditto. 1108 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,098 - You guys think I'm a jerk. 1109 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:43,434 I'm the jerk, I'm the freak obsessed with winning. 1110 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:46,504 - Laundry, you are too controlling, and it's ruining us. 1111 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:48,839 - I can be cool if I want to. 1112 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,907 I can let go. 1113 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,244 - What is she doing? 1114 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,313 - I think she's gonna fart. 1115 00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:58,015 - Oh, here it comes. 1116 00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:00,184 (farting) 1117 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,154 (groaning) 1118 00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,928 - You're unbalanced. 1119 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,263 - You know it's not my fault, okay? 1120 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,533 (shouting) 1121 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:26,844 - Guys! 1122 00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:27,745 Stop! 1123 00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:29,714 What are you guys doing? 1124 00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:32,182 - Nothing, this is a Musicats rehearsal. 1125 00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:34,351 - I know. 1126 00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:36,220 Look. 1127 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,990 I just came to say I'm sorry. 1128 00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:46,396 I was a bit of an acabutt, and I wanna be a part of this. 1129 00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:55,806 - Wait. 1130 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,007 - Oh my gosh. 1131 00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:57,942 That was awkward. 1132 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:02,046 - My dad was really rough with me as a child. 1133 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,413 He used to beat me, you know. 1134 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,348 (gasping) 1135 00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:05,883 But just in "Mario Kart." 1136 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,485 But he would spank me too. 1137 00:58:09,854 --> 00:58:10,955 In "Mario Party." 1138 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,492 Sometimes I would get burned if I didn't do right. 1139 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,494 Because I forgot to put on sunscreen. 1140 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:21,999 What I'm trying to say is, I know I've been mean. 1141 00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,102 - I get it. 1142 00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:27,204 - I shouldn't have been that way. 1143 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:28,539 And Cloney's been blowing down my back 1144 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:29,974 about it the whole time. 1145 00:58:29,974 --> 00:58:31,441 - I don't know if you realize. 1146 00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:33,077 (sobbing) 1147 00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:36,080 Sometimes I just cry uncontrollably. 1148 00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:38,916 - Um. 1149 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:42,019 Hadn't noticed just yet. 1150 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,991 But this is good. 1151 00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:48,993 Someone else wanna share? 1152 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:52,062 - Uh, I guess I'll go first. 1153 00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:56,033 I'm a virgin. 1154 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,068 There, I said it. 1155 00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:01,371 - Well, I'm proud of you, Racy. 1156 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,875 But this is good, let's keep it going. 1157 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:06,711 - Okay. 1158 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:12,683 For the past two years, I've been hitting opium pretty hard. 1159 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,885 - [All] What? 1160 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,954 - I didn't actually blow up the Golden Gate Bridge. 1161 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,091 - Okay, guess I'll go. 1162 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:26,430 I was nominated for a Tony when I was 12. 1163 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:28,833 (applauding) 1164 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,604 - I haven't washed my clothes in years. 1165 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:34,872 - What? 1166 00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,841 - That's how I got the name Laundry. 1167 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:38,676 I never did it. 1168 00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,746 - Oh, honey, we can help you with that. 1169 00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:45,650 - Skinny Sally? 1170 00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:47,484 - Let's see. 1171 00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:51,188 I murdered like three people in high school 1172 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:52,356 and I never got caught. 1173 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:56,493 Like, never. 1174 00:59:58,696 --> 00:59:59,897 - Well, Wrecka. 1175 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,433 I guess you'll be leading us to victory now. 1176 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,435 - Okay. 1177 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:08,538 But somewhere else. 1178 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:18,248 Okay, Laundry, pick a song. 1179 01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:21,485 - Omi, Nosebleeder. 1180 01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,221 - All right, we can do this. 1181 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:26,356 Let's see. 1182 01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:30,427 (energetic music) 1183 01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:40,938 - Paws in, ladies? 1184 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,675 One, two. 1185 01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,677 (meowing) 1186 01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,045 - What was that? 1187 01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:49,914 - I guess I haven't tried to go that low 1188 01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:51,448 with the new throat yet. 1189 01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:53,383 - Hey, with the man throat, you could hit the bass notes! 1190 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,786 - Yeah, she's all about that bass now! 1191 01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,722 - Thanks, Greg! 1192 01:00:57,722 --> 01:00:59,423 - Oh, and by the way, I learned how to beatbox 1193 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:00,825 over spring break. 1194 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,492 - Sweet. 1195 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:03,293 - Great. 1196 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:07,932 - Yes. 1197 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,605 - [Swan] Welcome to the 2016 International 1198 01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:17,942 Beats with Mouth Competition. 1199 01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:21,011 - [Stale] This is the Stinkin Center, where all aca groups 1200 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,646 come to win it all. 1201 01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,749 Let's hope there's not another fart fest. 1202 01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:27,384 - You've never been more right, Stale. 1203 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:29,754 - Good luck. 1204 01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:37,594 (playful music) 1205 01:01:40,965 --> 01:01:44,434 All right, guys, we suck, but in a good way. 1206 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,070 (laughing) 1207 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,038 - Okay, let's go do this. 1208 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,415 - Well, would ya look at that? 1209 01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,450 They've got my attention now. 1210 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,152 Sorry, Stale. 1211 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,855 - No apology necessary, Swan. 1212 01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:07,524 (hip-hop music) 1213 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:20,004 - Well, Stale, it looks like my crush on you is over. 1214 01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:22,539 I'll be getting some numbers after the show. 1215 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:26,243 - That's a lot of five to seven, Swan, but go right ahead. 1216 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:36,053 (cheering) 1217 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,925 - What a great ending to a great year! 1218 01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:43,160 - Cheers to them. - Amazing. 1219 01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:50,567 - Aca-yes! 1220 01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:10,888 - That's the new best ending to any movie. 1221 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,332 * I'm coming straight out the end like * 1222 01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:25,903 * Know what I'm sayin', know what I'm sayin' * 1223 01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:28,305 - Scene 65, take five. 1224 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,639 - [Cloney] All right, Melokittens. 1225 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,843 - Musikittens. - Oh, Melokittens. 1226 01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,478 Melanoma? 1227 01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:37,481 (breathing heavily) 1228 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:40,717 (laughing) 1229 01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:43,053 - What are you doing? - What? 1230 01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,425 - Whoa, wake up, Swan, look! 1231 01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:51,962 - Oh, well, now something's interesting going on. 1232 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,631 Wow, that's just like, not even English. 1233 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:56,766 - Because I messed it up. 1234 01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:59,369 (laughing) Okay, go back to sleep. 1235 01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:00,871 - You've had quite a stick up your butt. 1236 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:01,872 - Wait, really? 1237 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:02,706 - Yeah. 1238 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,242 That's not it. 1239 01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,511 (laughing) 1240 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:10,881 I grabbed the frickin' lock. 1241 01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:20,891 * Get the home with the best rap * 1242 01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:21,892 * 40 P, Shorty C, Soward Beach 1243 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:22,993 - Thanks, Tyler. 1244 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:24,561 (laughing) 1245 01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:26,696 - His name is Greg! - Whatever! 1246 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,898 - Sounds like you've been smoking a cigar 1247 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:29,499 every morning before breakfast. 1248 01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:33,437 Okay, sorry, I have to. 1249 01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:34,939 (laughing) 1250 01:04:34,939 --> 01:04:38,008 - I'm having a hard time doing the deep voice. 1251 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:41,111 - Hey, with the man voice, man throat, and voice, 1252 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,480 you can do the bass notes! 1253 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,183 (cheering) 1254 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:47,517 Woo. 1255 01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:50,120 * Fried chicken and fries 1256 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,056 * So I make a naked cheese, had the pickles and pies * 1257 01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:54,124 * Diddy bop, magnificence tried, hard-headed * 1258 01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:56,760 * I'll never put my difference aside, uh * 1259 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,596 * We're full of high school dropouts and college grads * 1260 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:02,132 * Beats channel drive hillside out the Hollis Ave * 1261 01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:04,234 * Been getting all the truth like a polygraph * 1262 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,970 * I be J2 double representing 1263 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:07,671 * Don't you make up 1264 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,806 * I salute 'em when I see 'em from the 40 side blocks * 1265 01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:12,342 * To the Ava Coliseum, go Queens Bridge * 1266 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,843 * Get the home of the best rap 1267 01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:16,780 * Jackson Heights, Elmhurst, Ozone, LeFrak * 1268 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,682 * And I got to say peace 1269 01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:21,485 * To all my family living out in Rockaway Beach * 1270 01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:22,953 * Astoria to Flushing 1271 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:24,621 * Every day fresh and so clean 1272 01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:26,690 * We represent Queens now, man 1273 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:27,958 * Go south side 1274 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,526 * Through America we're in there * 1275 01:05:29,526 --> 01:05:30,794 * From the sinning to the women everyday * 1276 01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:32,029 * You know we're winning 1277 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:34,131 * Go Bayside, get a home with the best rap * 1278 01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:37,201 * 40 P, Shorty C, Soward Beach, real deep * 1279 01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:38,868 * And I gotta say peace 1280 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,605 * To all my people living in Corona, no beef * 1281 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:44,808 * Laurelton to Briarwood, every day fresh and so clean * 1282 01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:49,046 * We representing Queens now, man * 81456