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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:28,596 Boy: MY WHOLE LIFE, I ALWAYS HATED SCHOOL. 4 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:34,235 * WE'LL ROLL ON WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH * 5 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:37,305 OH, THANK YOU, SNOWBALL. 6 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,441 * WE'LL ROLL ON WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH * 7 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,042 * OUR CONSCIENCE IN THE GUTTER * 8 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:45,579 * OUR DREAMS UP IN THE SKY 9 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,552 * THE SHIPYARDS ARE DESERTED * 10 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,521 * ON THE DOCKS OF MELBOURNE TOWN * 11 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,457 * THE WHARFS STILL STANDING STRONG * 12 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:57,891 * THEY GATHERED 'ROUND TO SEE * 13 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,860 * WHAT THE UNION HAD TO SAY * 14 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,462 * THERE'S TOO MUCH WORK * 15 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,897 * AND NOT ENOUGH PAYDAY! 16 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,766 NO MORE Fs. 17 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,067 NO MORE Fs. 18 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,369 * OUR CONSCIENCE IN THE GUTTER * 19 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,138 * OUR DREAMS UP IN THE SKY 20 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,940 * WE'LL ROLL ON WITH OUR HEADS HELD HIGH * 21 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,575 * OUR CONSCIENCE IN THE GUTTER * 22 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,979 * OUR DREAMS UP IN THE SKY * 23 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,414 Boy: ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT. 24 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,250 I TOOK MRS. HERMAN'S GRADE BOOK. 25 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,485 I SET FIRE TO IT. I PEED ON IT. 26 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,487 BUT BEFORE YOU PASS JUDGMENT, 27 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,457 YOU GOT TO HEAR MY SIDE OF THE STORY. 28 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,262 LET'S GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING. 29 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,398 THAT'S ME IN THE WINDOW OVER THERE, 30 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,133 AND THAT'S MY DAD. 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,135 NOW, I WAS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD, 32 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:44,838 BUT I ALREADY KNEW THAT I HATED SCHOOL. 33 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,510 YOU SEE, I HAD JUST GOTTEN OVER THE CHICKENPOX, 34 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:53,314 AND I WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS. 35 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,417 CA-CAN I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS? 36 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,720 WHY DO YOU HAVE DOTS ON YOUR FACE? 37 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,088 DOT-FACE. 38 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,957 Boy: AND THEN I MET SAMMY. 39 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,260 * WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? * 40 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:09,129 * WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? * 41 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,764 * WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? * 42 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,301 Boy: NOW, THIS KID REALLY HATED SCHOOL. 43 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,270 HE HATED TEACHERS, HE HATED COLORING, 44 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:19,072 HE EVEN HATED RECESS. 45 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,642 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 46 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,678 Woman: SAMMY, COME ON. 47 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,181 * WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? * 48 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,184 * WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? * 49 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,723 LOOK AT THE BIG, CHUBBY BABY. 50 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,327 IT'S DISGUSTING. 51 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,904 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 52 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,241 I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. 53 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,475 HANDSOME. 54 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,745 SAMMY. 55 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,113 Handsome: NOW, SAMMY WAS THE WORST SPELLER IN CLASS, 56 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,082 AND I FELT REALLY BAD FOR HIM, 57 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,117 SO I DECIDED TO HELP HIM OUT. 58 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,886 YOU STOLE THE ANSWERS? 59 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:17,831 ...C-I-O-P-A-T-H. 60 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,733 SOCIOPATH. 61 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:22,736 THAT'S CORRECT, SAMMY. 62 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,272 YOU'RE THE WINNER. 63 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,343 Handsome: NOW, SAMMY AND I, 64 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,645 WE CHEATED OUR WAY THROUGH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 65 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,615 BY THE TIME WE GOT TO JUNIOR HIGH, 66 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,550 WE WERE EXPERTS. 67 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,885 YOU'RE LATE, DAVIS. 68 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,720 HEY, RELAX, MAN. EVERYTHING'S COOL. 69 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,755 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO COME ALONE. 70 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,223 HE'S COOL. HE'S MY PARTNER. 71 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,658 Handsome: EVAN ROSENGARDEN. 72 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,093 WHEN WE NEEDED A BOOK REPORT, 73 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,962 A TERM PAPER, OR A SCIENCE PROJECT, WE WENT TO HIM. 74 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,665 YOU SEE, HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A LITTLE PORN, 75 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,302 AS LONG AS IT WASN'T SOFT-CORE. 76 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,037 THIS BETTER NOT BE SOFT-CORE. 77 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,972 I HATE SOFT-CORE. 78 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,674 SO DOES MY DAD. 79 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,248 Handsome: IT WAS A SMOOTH OPERATION... 80 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,550 HOLY SMOKES. 81 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:12,620 UNTIL ROSENGARDEN GOT SLOPPY. 82 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,555 UH, YES, WELL, THE REASON I'M CALLING, 83 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:18,559 MR. DAVIS, IS, UH, IS BECAUSE, UH, YOUR SON 84 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:22,963 GAVE MY SON A DIRTY MOVIE. 85 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,199 YEAH, AND IT WAS PERHAPS THE WEIRDEST DIRTY MOVIE 86 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,369 THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. 87 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,473 I WANT TO KNOW HOW HANDSOME GOT HIS HANDS 88 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:36,710 ON SOMETHING THIS...SUPER DIRTY. 89 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,480 PERHAPS, UH, YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM. 90 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,282 OH, DON'T WORRY. I WILL. 91 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,518 I MOST CERTAINLY WILL. 92 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:47,855 HANDSOME. 93 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,290 YES, DADDY? 94 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,660 UM... [CLEARS THROAT] 95 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,062 LISTEN... [COUGHS] 96 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,966 Handsome: NOW, MY DAD'S PORN WAS SO WEIRD, HE WASN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. 97 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,535 WAS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 98 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:06,273 Handsome: AND THE TRUTH IS, THAT WAS THE LEAST OF HIS PROBLEMS WITH ME. 99 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,307 GOOD NIGHT. 100 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:08,676 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 101 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,345 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T GET UP TO GO TO SCHOOL 102 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,881 IN THE MORNING WITHOUT PUTTING UP A FIGHT. 103 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,320 NOW, BEING A SINGLE PARENT IS NEVER EASY, 104 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,823 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR KID IS ME. 105 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,932 HERE HE COMES. HERE HE COMES. 106 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,535 I TAUGHT HIM THAT MOVE. 107 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,037 BASICALLY, WE WERE AT WAR, 108 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:41,842 AND I WASN'T GOING TO LET HIM WIN. 109 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:45,112 I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU WIN! 110 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,981 HE USED TO THREATEN TO SEND ME AWAY ALL THE TIME, 111 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,418 AND I WOULD THREATEN TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME. 112 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,253 SAMMY WAS ALWAYS THERE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. 113 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,456 THAT'S A BIG-ASS SUITCASE. 114 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,327 LISTEN, HANDSOME, 115 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,362 I NEED SOME HELP WITH GEOMETRY-- 116 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:05,098 YOU KNOW, SOME SECRET HELP. 117 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,166 GEOMETRY? 118 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,668 I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE. 119 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,369 EVERYBODY HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL. 120 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,671 NOT ME. 121 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,806 WELL, LISTEN, HANDSOME, THIS IS CRAZY. 122 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,074 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP? 123 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,309 WELL, I'M NOT SLEEPING AT THE NUT HOUSE. 124 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,712 MY DAD TOLD ME THAT THEY GOT KIDS THERE 125 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,348 THAT EAT THEIR OWN SHIT... 126 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,883 WITH A FORK AND KNIFE. 127 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,718 REALLY? YES. 128 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,687 REALLY. 129 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,760 Handsome: HELLO, WORLD! 130 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,696 Handsome: NOW, THIS USED TO HAPPEN ALL THE TIME... 131 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,736 BUT SAMMY KNEW THAT I WAS ALWAYS GONNA COME BACK 132 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,038 AND I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HELP HIM CHEAT. 133 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,940 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GEOMETRY? 134 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,909 YOU BET YOUR FRICKIN' ASS I DID. 135 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,944 BY THE TIME WE GOT TO HIGH SCHOOL, 136 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,548 SAMMY AND I HAD TAKEN CHEATING TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. 137 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,885 WE HAD GONE FROM SMALL-TIME SPELLING BEES 138 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,120 TO MID-TERMS, FINALS, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. 139 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,189 YOU NAME IT, WE STOLE IT. 140 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,694 NOW, THERE WERE 2 OTHER GUYS WE ALWAYS WORKED WITH. 141 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,496 EVERYTHING'S COOL? 142 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,531 NOW, SAMMY AND I MAY HAVE HATED SCHOOL, 143 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,600 BUT VICTOR HATED EVERYTHING. 144 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,570 HIS MOTTO WAS, "I HATE EVERYTHING." 145 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,508 NOW, WE ALL TOOK OUR JOBS VERY SERIOUSLY... 146 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,909 YOU FINISHED YET? 147 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,546 BUT NOBODY TOOK IT AS SERIOUSLY AS APPLEBEE. 148 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,781 BRILLIANCE REQUIRES PATIENCE. 149 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:31,752 YOU SEE, HE WAS THE MAN IN CHARGE OF THE CRIB SHEETS. 150 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,622 NOW, EVERY CHEATING OUTFIT NEEDS A GUY WHO CAN WRITE SMALL, 151 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,591 AND THIS GUY WROTE CRAZY SMALL. 152 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,927 Handsome: THAT IS A MASTERPIECE. 153 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,530 IT SHOULD BE HANGING IN A MUSEUM. 154 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,733 I HATE MUSEUMS. 155 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,968 THE FOUR OF US WERE A REAL SOLID UNIT. 156 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,037 WE WERE EFFICIENT, WE WERE LOYAL, 157 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,040 AND WE HAD OUR OWN COPY OF THE JANITOR'S KEY. 158 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,776 DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE? 159 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,778 DID I WIN AN AWARD OR SOMETHING? 160 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,180 NO, YOU DID NOT WIN ANY AWARDS. 161 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,852 YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 162 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,087 I LOVE YOU? 163 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,556 STAND UP. 164 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,257 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 165 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,092 I SAID STAND UP. 166 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,097 THAT'S A BALL. 167 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,402 THAT'S ANOTHER BALL. 168 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,672 THEY LIKE TO TRAVEL TOGETHER. 169 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,675 MARLA, HE DOESN'T HAVE THEM ON HIM. 170 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,613 I'D LIKE YOU TO SCHEDULE AN ASSEMBLY FOR SIXTH PERIOD. 171 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,782 I KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS SAY ABOUT ME. 172 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,484 WELL, I'M NOT A BITCH. 173 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,020 I AM NOT A LESBIAN. 174 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:43,223 I AM NOT...MEDUSA. 175 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,761 YOU KNOW, I WASN'T ALWAYS A PRINCIPAL. 176 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,963 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE... 177 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:55,703 EVERY WEEKEND, WE'D GO TO THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN 178 00:08:55,769 --> 00:09:00,040 SO THAT WE COULD LISTEN TO LIVE NEGRO MUSIC. 179 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:00,974 YES. 180 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,645 [BLUESY SINGING ECHOES FAINTLY] 181 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,882 CAN I GET MY AWARD NOW? 182 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:14,254 GET OUT...NOW. 183 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:19,059 Handsome: OK, THE CORNERSTONE OF OUR OPERATION WAS THE KEY. 184 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,328 EVERYTHING'S COOL? IT'S COOL. 185 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,563 Handsome: IT OPENED EVERY DOOR IN THE SCHOOL, 186 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,799 SO WE COULD STEAL ANY TEST AT ANY TIME. 187 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,702 OH. HEY, GUYS, I SAVED SOME SEATS FOR YOU. 188 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,738 THE KEY IS WHAT PUT US ON TOP. 189 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,439 BIOLOGY IS KILLING ME. 190 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,441 WE LOVE BEING ON TOP... 191 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,710 I'D DO ANYTHING FOR SOME HELP. 192 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,846 OR THE BOTTOM. THEY'RE BOTH GOOD. 193 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,516 SO, YOU'RE GONNA HOOK US UP, RIGHT? 194 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,719 WE'LL TALK LATER. 195 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,923 I HEARD A RUMOR THAT STARK IS SHUTTING YOU GUYS DOWN. 196 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,959 Mrs. Stark: EVERYBODY PLEASE TAKE A SEAT. 197 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,996 DO I LOOK SHUT DOWN? 198 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,598 THIS ISN'T FUNNY, DAVIS. 199 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,268 IF I LOSE MY ELIGIBILITY, 200 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,871 I'M GONNA STAB YOU. 201 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,339 CRIBMASTER. 202 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,479 Handsome: SEE, EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING TO GET AHEAD, 203 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,115 AND WE ALWAYS HAD THE ANSWERS. 204 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,853 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE STABBING THING. 205 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,956 I OVERREACTED. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 206 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,326 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I AM ASKING YOU TO BE SEATED. 207 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,095 I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN. 208 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:33,834 NORTH POINT ACADEMY IS NOT A PUBLIC SCHOOL. 209 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:37,037 WE DO NOT HAVE PUBLIC SCHOOL PROBLEMS-- 210 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:42,743 NO TEEN PREGNANCIES, NO GUNPLAY, NO DRUG EPIDEMICS. 211 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,544 PUBLIC SCHOOL IS SO MUCH COOLER. 212 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:48,615 WE DO, HOWEVER, SEEM TO BE IN THE MIDST OF A CRISIS. 213 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,050 Girl, coughing: DOUCHEBAG. 214 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,786 Girl, coughing: DOUCHEBAG. 215 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:56,489 WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HER OUT OF HERE? 216 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,225 Girl, coughing: DOUCHEBAG. 217 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,960 [STUDENTS LAUGH] 218 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,696 Girl: DOUCHEBAG. 219 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,932 DOUCHEBAG! 220 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,299 SHE'S NOT DOING "DILDO" ANYMORE? 221 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,868 NO, SHE'S BACK TO DOUCHEBAG. 222 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,703 I HAD A TELEPHONE CALL THIS MORNING 223 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,404 FROM ONE OF YOUR PARENTS 224 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:15,175 WHO GAVE ME SOME VERY DISTURBING INFORMATION. 225 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,277 APPARENTLY, A GROUP OF SENIORS 226 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:22,149 HAS GOTTEN ITS HANDS ON A COPY OF THE JANITOR'S KEY. 227 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,350 I HATE RATS. 228 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:30,924 AS WE SPEAK, A LOCKSMITH IS GOING THROUGHOUT THE SCHOOL, 229 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,427 CHANGING THE LOCKS ON EVERY SINGLE DOOR. 230 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,063 OH. 231 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,465 NO MORE TESTS WILL BE STOLEN. 232 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,635 PASS IT DOWN. I WANT EVERYONE TO GET DETENTION TODAY. 233 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,771 DETENTION. 234 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,538 DETENTION. 235 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,874 SWEET. 236 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,811 TRASH BAG. TRASH BAG. 237 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:55,248 TRASH BAG. TRASH BAG. 238 00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,387 TRASH BAG. TRASH BAG. 239 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,827 WE GOT TO DO A JOB TODAY. 240 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,897 DO...YOU...HAVE A HEAD...INJURY? 241 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:13,233 WE'VE GOT TO DO A JOB TODAY. 242 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,068 STARK'S THREAT HAS EVERYONE ELSE RUNNING SCARED. 243 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,704 WE DO A JOB TODAY, WE GO DOWN AS LEGENDS. 244 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,873 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY TESTS COMING UP? 245 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,310 DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY TESTS THAT'S COMING UP? 246 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:27,014 HOW CAN THERE BE NO TESTS COMING UP? THIS IS SCHOOL. 247 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,126 Applebee: BUT TEDDY DOESN'T CHEAT. 248 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,594 Handsome: I KNOW ALL ABOUT TEDDY. 249 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,863 TEDDY! 250 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,967 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 251 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,736 AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW, 252 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,104 ME AND MY ASSOCIATES HERE 253 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,040 LIKE TO DO FAVORS FOR PEOPLE. 254 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,708 YOU KNOW MY POSITION. 255 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,010 Handsome: NOW, TEDDY HATED CHEATING. 256 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,611 AS FAR AS SHE WAS CONCERNED, 257 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,681 THE ONLY TRUE ACT OF REBELLION WAS CURSING OUT A TEACHER. 258 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,250 JUST HEAR ME OUT. 259 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,319 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN FORCED TO SEE DR. NEWMAN? 260 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:14,794 I DON'T KNOW. LIKE 7, MAYBE 8 TIMES. 261 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,397 THAT GUY IS NOSY. 262 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,700 HE'S THE SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST. THAT'S HIS JOB. 263 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,971 WELL, I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS. THAT GUY'S NOSY. 264 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,941 OK. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU 265 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,244 THAT I COULD GET YOU YOUR FILE FROM HIS OFFICE? 266 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,181 YOU COULD READ EVERY LITTLE WORD 267 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,483 HE'S EVER WRITTEN ABOUT WHY YOU DO... 268 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,387 WHAT YOU DO. 269 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,564 THIS ONE'S FREE. 270 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,202 SPREAD THE WORD. 271 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,837 WE'RE STILL IN BUSINESS. 272 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,944 Handsome: DETENTION AT OUR SCHOOL 273 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,079 MEANT HELPING THE JANITOR CLEAN THE BUILDING, 274 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,681 AND THAT MEANT THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE MAN 275 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,217 STANDING IN OUR WAY. 276 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,658 OH, MY GOD! 277 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,393 SOMEBODY JUST PUKED IN THERE! 278 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,564 PUKED. 279 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,566 YOU KNOW...VOMITED? 280 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:34,107 EVERY DAY, SOMEBODY MAKE A PUKE IN MY SCHOOL. 281 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,316 * WELL, WE DON'T NEED NO ONE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO * 282 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,185 * OH, YES, WE'RE ON OUR OWN * 283 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,619 * AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO * 284 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,622 * SO WE DON'T NEED NO ONE LIKE YOU * 285 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,158 * TO TELL US WHAT TO DO 286 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,596 * 'CAUSE I'M A BRAT, AND I KNOW EVERYTHING * 287 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,331 * AND I TALK BACK 288 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:04,071 * 'CAUSE I'M NOT LISTENING TO ANYTHING YOU SAY * 289 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,239 NORTH-SOUTH ELEVATOR. 290 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,507 * GO 291 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,955 [WHISTLES] 292 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,856 * WELL, WE DON'T NEED NO ONE * 293 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,358 * TO TELL US WHAT TO DO 294 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,227 * OH, YES, WE'RE ON OUR OWN * 295 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,661 * AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO * 296 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,764 * SO WE DON'T NEED NO ONE LIKE YOU * 297 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,633 * TO TELL US WHAT TO DO 298 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,572 * AND IF YOU COUNT TO 3, 1, 2, 3 * 299 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,976 * YOU'LL SEE IT'S NO EMERGENCY * 300 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,645 * YOU'LL SEE I'M NOT THE ENEMY * 301 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,782 * JUST A PRISONER OF SOCI-IE-IE-IETY * 302 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,584 MOTHER OF CRAP! 303 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,788 I'M FREAKING OUT HERE, MAN. 304 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,025 HANDSOME'S GONE TOO FAR. 305 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,692 WE'RE NOT EVEN STEALING A TEST. 306 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,230 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BY THE ELEVATOR! 307 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,465 WELL...I'M NOT. 308 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,169 HANDSOME DAVIS. 309 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,040 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 310 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,807 WHEN HE'S IN THERE, 311 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,877 HE'S GONNA LOOK AT MY FILE. 312 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,612 I HAVE SE-- I HAVE SECRETS. 313 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,181 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 314 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,316 GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE ELEVATOR. 315 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,685 I--I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY PRIVACY. 316 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,020 NOW! 317 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,598 TEDDY, TEDDY. 318 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:56,849 I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION. 319 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,819 WHERE ARE... 320 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,521 YOUR TRASH BAGS? 321 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,502 SOMETHING FISH. 322 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,609 WE'RE DEAD. 323 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,776 WE'RE NOT DEAD. 324 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:29,048 TH-TH-THERE IS A PERSON UP HERE. 325 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,983 I NO UNDERSTAND. 326 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,553 HE--HE TAKE SLEEP. 327 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,195 [SNORT] 328 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,265 [GRUNTS] 329 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,066 WHAT YOU DOING? 330 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,271 WHERE AM I? 331 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,839 YOU'RE IN MY ROOF. 332 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,641 MY SCHOOL. MY BEAUTY. 333 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,809 HE'S PANICKING. HE'S NOT PANICKING. 334 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,878 HE'S GETTING STRONGER. 335 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,514 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME DOWN, 'CAUSE... 336 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,651 I'M A LITTLE SCARED OF HEIGHTS. 337 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,653 HELP YOURSELF! 338 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,531 AAH! 339 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,436 YOU! 340 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,005 YOU BROKE MY ROOF IN MY SCHOOL! 341 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,608 MY ROOF YOU BROKE! 342 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,442 NO, I DIDN'T. 343 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,611 I JUST SEE YOU THERE. 344 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,479 IT WASN'T ME. 345 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,046 Janitor: YOU UP IN ROOF. 346 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,382 NO, I WASN'T. 347 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,852 OH, YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 348 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,321 OH! OH! 349 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,458 HUH? HUH? HUH? 350 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,528 WE CAN SIT HERE ALL DAY AND ARGUE, BUT LET'S AGREE... 351 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,463 TO DISAGREE. 352 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,267 WAIT! 353 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,274 UH... 354 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:05,445 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 355 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,479 MY NAME? 356 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,248 YES. 357 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,821 MY NAME IS JIMMY CARTER. 358 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,790 JIMMY CARTER. 359 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,726 YOUR NAME? 360 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,927 TEDDY ROOSEVELT. 361 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,796 ROOSEVELT. YOU? 362 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,367 FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT. 363 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,803 THERE'S, UH, NO RELATION THERE. 364 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,139 [UNDER HIS BREATH] Dude, we're screwed. 365 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,174 They actually were related. 366 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,111 You idiot. 367 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,280 He doesn't know that. 368 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,514 You're racist. 369 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,782 SHUT UP! 370 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,118 WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HUH? 371 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,389 Handsome: NOW, THERE WAS STILL PLENTY OF OTHER PRESIDENTS TO PICK FROM. 372 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,091 GEORGE WASHINGTON, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, 373 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,327 ZACHARY TAYLOR... 374 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:58,231 BUT APPLEBEE, WELL, APPLEBEE WAS APPLEBEE. 375 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,234 N-N-NAPPLEBEE. 376 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,140 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, NAPPLEBEE. 377 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,176 STOP CALLING ME NAPPLEBEE. 378 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,046 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW, 379 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,349 N-N-NAPPLEBEE. NOT MY NAME. 380 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,285 I DON'T CARE. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 381 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,619 WHAT ABOUT MY ASS? 382 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,054 YOU KICK ASS, YOU HAVE TO KICK MY ASS. 383 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,756 I KICK ALL ASS. 384 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,191 VICTOR, 385 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,659 COUNT TO 10. 386 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,932 Handsome: NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT VICTOR. 387 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,835 VICTOR WAS FAMOUS FOR ALWAYS HAVING A PLAN. 388 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,837 I HAVE A PLAN. 389 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,074 I THINK WE SHOULD KICK NAPPLEBEE'S ASS. 390 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,143 [CHUCKLES] 391 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,078 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 392 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:51,117 THE MAN ABANDONED HIS POST IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOB. 393 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,320 HE HAS TO PAY FOR HIS SINS. 394 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,457 HE WRITES CRAZY SMALL. 395 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,660 LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME. 396 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,129 APPLEBEE, WHAT DID YOU HAVE? 397 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,698 I--I HAD A DREAM. 398 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,901 AND IN THAT DREAM, YOU LOOKED AT MY FILE. 399 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,305 DID YOU LOOK AT MY FILE? 400 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,807 APPLEBEE? 401 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,711 I HAD A NESTLE'S CRUNCH. EXCELLENT. 402 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,813 ANYBODY CAN MAKE A BLANKET DENIAL, 403 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,350 BUT A GREAT LIAR GIVES YOU DETAILS. 404 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,284 NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS, 405 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,887 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GIVE HER THE DETAILS... 406 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,589 BECAUSE, MY FRIENDS, 407 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,925 BULLSHIT IS IN THE DETAILS. 408 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,531 Mrs. Starks: WERE YOU UP IN THE CEILING YESTERDAY? 409 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,001 I DON'T REMEMBER. 410 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,169 [CHUCKLES] 411 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,438 HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHETHER OR NOT 412 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,507 YOU WERE UP IN THE CEILING? 413 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,316 I'M NOT SO GOOD AT MEMORY. 414 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,419 IS HE THE ONE? 415 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,588 YES, THAT'S HIM. 416 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,226 JIMMY CARTER. 417 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,798 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN THE CEILING? 418 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,333 OH. 419 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,369 YOU MEAN THE CEILING BY THE CANDY CLOSET? 420 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,970 WHAT WERE YOU DOING UP THERE? 421 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,640 I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I WAS GETTING CANDY. I REMEMBER. 422 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,142 I WANTED A BAR, BUT HAD A $5.00 BILL. 423 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:27,313 I HAD TO BUY 5 INSTEAD OF 1 BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY 1'S. 424 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,581 Mrs. Starks: WHAT? 425 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,617 YOU SAID, IF WE DID'T SELL ENOUGH CANDY 426 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,285 THERE'D BE NO TRIP. I FIGURED I'D CLIMB UP THERE, 427 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,422 LEAVE THE MONEY, AND TAKE THE CANDY. 428 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,459 ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE THE SENIOR TRIP? 429 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,394 WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS 430 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,563 WHAT WERE SAMMY, VICTOR 431 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,565 AND JONATHAN DOING UP THERE WITH YOU? 432 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,066 I CAN'T EAT 5 BY MYSELF. 433 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,101 APPLEBEE HAD A NESTLE'S CRUNCH, VICTOR A SNICKERS, 434 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,337 SAMMY HAD 2 SNICKERS, AND ME A REESE'S PIECES. 435 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,574 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK THE GUYS. THEY'LL AGREE TOO. 436 00:22:56,075 --> 00:23:00,780 YOUR FRIENDS TOLD ME THEY WEREN'T GETTING CANDY BARS. 437 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:06,786 IN FACT, THEY ADMITTED THEY WERE CHEATING. 438 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:10,757 AND THEY SAID YOU WERE BEHIND THE WHOLE THING. 439 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,493 NOW... 440 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,028 YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH, 441 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:19,398 AND I PROMISE I WON'T BE THAT HARD ON YOU. 442 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,039 JONATHAN JACOB APPLEBEE. 443 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,709 NESTLE'S CRUNCH. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 444 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:35,347 I AM SICK AND TIRED 445 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,585 OF YOUR SPECIAL ED BULLSHIT! 446 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,755 JONATHAN JACOB APPLEBEE. 447 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,957 NESTLE'S CRUNCH. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 448 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,960 I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT IT IS 449 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,062 YOU WERE DOING UP IN THE CEILING... 450 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,764 WE WERE GETTING CANDY. 451 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,066 BUT I KNOW YOU WEREN'T GETTING CANDY. 452 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,303 I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN PULLING DETENTION ON PURPOSE 453 00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,840 SO THAT YOU COULD BE ALONE IN SCHOOL WITH MARTY. 454 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,310 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 455 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,745 IF I PUNISH YOU FOR CHEATING, 456 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,980 IT WILL HAVE TO GO ON THE PERMANENT RECORD, 457 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:11,350 SO INSTEAD I AM REDUCING IT TO 458 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,853 DESTRUCTION OF SCHOOL PROPERTY. 459 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,187 THAT'LL BE 3 DAYS SUSPENSION, 460 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:18,357 AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO COME TO SCHOOL. 461 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:21,794 AND I'M GONNA TELL THEM WHAT I'M TELLING YOU. 462 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:25,197 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. 463 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,300 Radio: THE FORECAST CALLS FOR SHOWERS 464 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,069 AND THUNDERSTORMS TODAY. 465 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,539 STRONG SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS UP TO 37-- 466 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,107 [TURNS OFF RADIO] 467 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,109 I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 468 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,479 I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 469 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,752 3-DAY SUSPENSION. THIS... 470 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,020 IS THIS HOW I BROUGHT YOU UP? 471 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,290 YOUR BEHAVIOR IS... 472 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,925 COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. 473 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,961 INAPPROPRIATE? 474 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,565 2 WORDS: 475 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,533 DOG PORN. 476 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,905 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 477 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,041 DON'T BULLSHIT ME, DAD. IT WAS IN THE CORNER OF THE CLOSET. 478 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:12,712 ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL-- FIRST OF ALL, ALL RIGHT... 479 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,519 WHAT...ABOUT... 480 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,788 THE DOBERMAN? 481 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:34,266 LOOK... 482 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,936 I KNOW I'M IN NO POSITION TO PREACH TO YOU. 483 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,772 I'M SURE YOU DON'T EVEN RESPECT ME, 484 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,440 BUT I CARE ABOUT YOU, 485 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:44,010 AND I CARE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. 486 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,647 AND I AM BEGGING YOU-- BEGGING YOU-- 487 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,650 STOP THE CHEATING. PLEASE. 488 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,852 STOP THE CHEATING. 489 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,723 Handsome: AND I DID STOP CHEATING. 490 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,058 IT LASTED 3 DAYS. 491 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,803 SOMEBODY WANT TO TAKE A STAB AT IT? 492 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,674 Handsome: NOW, MR. HARKIN WAS A REAL GENIUS. 493 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,843 THE PROBLEM WAS THAT HE WAS SO SMART 494 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,079 NO ONE EVER HAD A CLUE WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. 495 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,614 [DROPS CHALK] 496 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,583 I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THIS. 497 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:28,287 OK, LET'S GET A COUPLE OF THINGS STRAIGHT. 498 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:32,224 I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE MY TEACHING METHODS QUESTIONED, 499 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:36,729 AND I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PARENTS CALL ME AT HOME. 500 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,732 AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO HEAR SOB STORIES 501 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,533 ABOUT HOW BADLY CERTAIN STUDENTS 502 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,437 NEED TO GET INTO TUFTS UNIVERSITY. 503 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,073 [CLASS TITTERS] 504 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,646 MR. SHAPIRO, YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE NOTES ON THIS. 505 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,716 [CLASS LAUGHS] Boy: LOSER! 506 00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:00,052 BUT YOU CAN WRITE DOWN THE FOLLOWING: 507 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,523 TOMORROW'S REGENTS' EXAM WILL COUNT AS YOUR MIDTERM, 508 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:08,661 AND NO AMOUNT OF PARENTAL PRESSURE 509 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:09,962 WILL CHANGE THAT. 510 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,964 BUT...THAT'S NOT FAIR. 511 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,233 YOU HAVEN'T TAUGHT US ANY OF THE MATERIAL 512 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,267 ON THE REGENTS'. 513 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,302 EVERYTHING WILL BE COVERED 514 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,138 AT TODAY'S REVIEW. 515 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,207 [CLASS BELL RINGS] 516 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:25,611 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TAUGHT IN THE HEART OF A GHETTO, 517 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,113 AND NONE OF THOSE GHETTO KIDS 518 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:31,183 WERE ANYWHERE NEAR AS WHINY AS ANY OF YOU. 519 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,385 DID YOU GET THAT, MR. SHAPIRO? 520 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:40,292 UM, MR. HARKIN? I CAN'T MAKE THE REVIEW 521 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,928 BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 522 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,897 WELL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO FAIL MY CLASS, 523 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,566 I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR NOTES FROM SOMEONE ELSE. 524 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:51,370 UH, DON'T WORRY, MR. HARKIN. 525 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,872 I'LL COVER HIM. 526 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,942 THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN. HE NEVER TAUGHT US ANYTHING 527 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,845 FROM THE REGENTS'. 528 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,881 HE'S JUST TOO LAZY TO MAKE UP HIS OWN TEST. 529 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,886 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU? 530 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:11,457 UNPASSABLE? 531 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,094 UNPASSABLE. 532 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,696 Handsome: CHEATERS LOVE TO USE THE WORD "UNPASSABLE." 533 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:19,531 AND USUALLY IT'S JUST BULLSHIT, YOU KNOW? 534 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,868 A WAY TO JUSTIFY WHAT WE DO. 535 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,903 IN THIS CASE, HOWEVER, WE TRULY WERE DEALING 536 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,938 WITH AN UNPASSABLE TEST. 537 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,741 [WHISPERING] You do the eyeball, I'll do the crisis. 538 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,310 [WHISPERING] Which crisis? 539 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,882 "If they're your friends, they'll understand." 540 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:40,219 I don't like that one, man. 541 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,688 It's gross. 542 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,090 It works. 543 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,125 Handsome: THE BEST WAY TO DISTRACT A TEACHER 544 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:49,295 IS TO MANUFACTURE A TEEN IDENTITY CRISIS. 545 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,297 [SOFTLY] MR. HARKIN? 546 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,400 CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 547 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,068 SURE, HANDSOME. 548 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,603 Handsome: NOW, I COULD HAVE EXPLOITED 549 00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:01,140 MY PARENTS' DIVORCE OR FAKED AN EATING DISORDER, 550 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,975 BUT I KNEW AN EVEN BETTER WAY 551 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,778 TO GRAB MR. HARKIN'S ATTENTION. 552 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:09,115 SOMETIMES, UM... 553 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,749 WHEN I'M IN THE LOCKER ROOM 554 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,819 AND, UH... 555 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,721 EVERYBODY GETS... 556 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,890 NAKED, UM... 557 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,529 I FEEL REALLY FUNNY. 558 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,364 FUNNY? 559 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,868 FUNNY HOW? 560 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,563 UH... 561 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,865 THERE'S NOTHING... 562 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,001 WRONG WITH ADMIRING THE MALE FORM. 563 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:05,838 JUST DON'T, UM, 564 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,641 STARE AT IT FOR TOO LONG. IT'S, UM... 565 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,010 FROWNED UPON. 566 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,479 SO I'M NOT GOING TO HELL? 567 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,881 OF COURSE NOT. 568 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,448 GOD DOESN'T HATE ME. 569 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,151 YOUR GOD DOESN'T HATE YOU. 570 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,356 WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS? 571 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,892 WELL... 572 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,061 IF THEY'RE REALLY YOUR FRIENDS, THEN, UH, 573 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,430 THEY'LL UNDERSTAND. 574 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,199 [CLASS BELL RINGS] 575 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:36,402 RIGHT. LET'S GET STARTED, EVERYONE. 576 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,174 HEY, DID I HEAR YOU GUYS DOING 577 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,843 A CRISIS ON HARKIN? 'CAUSE I AM IN. 578 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,312 HANDSOME? 579 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,318 CAN I SPEAK TO YOU ALONE FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? 580 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:53,920 YEAH, UH... 581 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,254 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 582 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:56,288 THANKS. 583 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,926 Victor: HE HAS TO PAY FOR HIS MISTAKES. 584 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,160 Handsome: HE'S ONE OF US. 585 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:02,995 HE'S GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. 586 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,030 I ADMIT IT. 587 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,365 HE WRITES CRAZY SMALL. 588 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,867 YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT, 589 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,236 BUT WHO CARES? 590 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,772 BOTTOM LINE HERE: APPLEBEE BROKE PROTOCOL. 591 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:17,543 WE HAVE TO SHUT HIM OUT NOW. TEACH HIM A LESSON. 592 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:25,317 JUST THIS ONCE. 593 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:29,555 BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME YOU'LL START BEING COOL AGAIN. 594 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,123 I PROMISE. 595 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,393 [ENGINE STARTS] 596 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,899 * LET IT OUT 597 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:44,236 * GO AWAY 598 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,445 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 599 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:56,415 HELPING SAMMY STUDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 600 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:59,285 UH... 601 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:04,056 THE SAME. YEAH. 602 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,525 Handsome: I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD JULIE. 603 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,128 I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT HARD WORK 604 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,031 AND DETERMINATION WOULD PAY OFF. 605 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,133 WHAT A SUCKER. 606 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,567 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 607 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:18,704 A WOMAN. 608 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,641 IT SEEMED LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY 609 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,277 SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, BUT NOW... 610 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:30,049 SHE'S A WOMAN. 611 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,626 Handsome: I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF JULIE 612 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,662 OR MRS. STARK OR WHAT, BUT SAMMY STARTED TO CHANGE, 613 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:46,432 AND I WAS NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT HAPPEN. 614 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,068 HEY, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 615 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,270 WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE REVIEW TODAY? 616 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,305 I TOLD YOU I HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 617 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,042 A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. I GET IT. 618 00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,077 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, ARE YOU? 619 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:01,380 YOU'RE GONNA FAKE SICK. YOU'RE GONNA RETEST. 620 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,517 IT'S THE LOWEST FORM OF CHEATING. 621 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,153 I'D NEVER DO THE SICK CHEAT. 622 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,221 I DESPISE THE SICK CHEAT. 623 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,023 I'M JUST USING JULIE'S NOTES 624 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,292 TO HELP ME STUDY. 625 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,926 SHE TAKES GREAT NOTES. 626 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,796 SO YOU MUST KNOW 'EM COLD BY NOW THEN. 627 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,265 YEAH, I WISH. 628 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,968 WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW POINTERS. 629 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,002 [CLEARS THROAT] 630 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,472 "A." EXCUSE ME. "B, 631 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:32,411 "D, D, A, B." 632 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,480 GET OUT. 633 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,649 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. THE HARD PART'S OVER. 634 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,218 WE WERE LUCKY LAST TIME. 635 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,752 NOTHING WENT ON OUR PERMANENT RECORD. 636 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,389 I LIKE MY PERMANENT RECORD THE WAY IT IS. 637 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,791 LUCKY. 638 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,793 THAT'S JULIE TALK. 639 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,162 LOOK, I'VE DECIDED TO STUDY. THAT'S IT. 640 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,631 OK. 641 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,100 ALL RIGHT. 642 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,134 I'M LEAVING. 643 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:58,804 HERE I GO. OUT THE DOOR. 644 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,446 BUT I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. 645 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,550 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PERMANENT RECORD. 646 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,153 THE PERMANENT RECORD 647 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,188 IS SOMETHING THEY INVENTED 648 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:19,091 TO GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD WITH. 649 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,127 IT ONLY EXISTS IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT. 650 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,461 REALLY? 651 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,895 YES, REALLY. 652 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,865 THE GREATEST HOAX IN THE HISTORY OF INSTITUTIONALIZED EDUCATION 653 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,500 IS THE MYTH OF THE PERMANENT RECORD. 654 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,702 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 655 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,407 SAMMY GREEN IS NOT ABOUT TO FALL FOR IT. 656 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,443 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TEST IS? 657 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,779 DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 658 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,214 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 659 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,382 YOU'RE A BAD PERSON. 660 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:46,485 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 661 00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:48,854 IT'S UNPASSABLE. 662 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,122 WHAT IS IT?! 663 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,225 IT'S UNPASSABLE. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 664 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,395 IT'S UNPASSABLE! AND WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 665 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,197 WE'RE GONNA PASS. 666 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,737 PENCILS. 667 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,576 BUBBLE SMACKERS. 668 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,082 [KNOCK ON WINDOW] 669 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,684 JIMMY CARTER! 670 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,953 UM... 671 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,389 NO, THANK YOU. 672 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,764 THESE ARE BIG LETTERS. 673 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,401 I DID THE BEST I COULD, BUT I'M NO CRIBMASTER. 674 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,035 DROP IT. THE LETTERS ARE FINE. 675 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,604 WE NEED APPLEBEE. IT'S NOT LATE. 676 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,039 FORGET ABOUT THE CRIB SHEETS. THIS IS MULTIPLE CHOICE. 677 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:42,774 THIS IS CAKE. CAKE? 678 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,643 WHAT IF VICTOR MIS-SEQUENCED ON THE EYEBALL? 679 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,913 HEY! HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MIS-SEQUENCE ON THE CRIB SHEETS? 680 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,016 APPLEBEE NEVER MIS-SEQUENCED. 681 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,219 WHO'S APPLEBEE? 682 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,454 COME ON! 683 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,189 HEY! 684 00:35:57,256 --> 00:36:00,992 LOOK, NOBODY MIS-SEQUENCED. 685 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,961 THIS IS BUSINESS. 686 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,063 AND TODAY... 687 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,566 WE DO IT WITHOUT APPLEBEE. 688 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,674 YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES. 689 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:18,009 THERE WILL BE NO BATHROOM BREAKS. 690 00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,412 YOU HAVE 40 MINUTES. 691 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,448 THERE WILL BE NO BATHROOM BREAKS. 692 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,616 WHEN I SAY, "PENCILS DOWN..." 693 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,885 ALL PENCILS MUST BE DOWN. 694 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,856 TURN YOUR PAPERS OVER. 695 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:33,158 TIME TO BEGIN. 696 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,361 YOU MAY BEGIN. 697 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,032 Handsome: OK, FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOTTA REMEMBER 698 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,935 NEVER TO SIT NEXT TO SOMEBODY THAT YOU'RE CHEATING WITH. 699 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,238 IT LOOKS TOO SUSPICIOUS. 700 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,275 AND THEN THERE'S CRIB SHEETS. 701 00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,909 CRIB SHEETS ARE A TRICKY THING, 702 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,344 BUT I SWEAR BY THEM. 703 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:58,550 NEVER WRITE ON YOUR BODY. NEVER WRITE ON YOUR CLOTHING. 704 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,587 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DESTROY THE EVIDENCE 705 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,222 AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE. 706 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,860 NOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE COPYING OFF YOUR SHEET, 707 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,896 JUST KEEP LOOKING BUSY. 708 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,163 Mr. Harkin: ALL RIGHT. 709 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,366 PENCILS DOWN, EVERYONE. 710 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,701 PASS YOUR PAPERS FORWARD. 711 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,168 Handsome: AND PERHAPS MOST IMPORTANTLY, 712 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,338 ALWAYS GET A COUPLE WRONG. 713 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,972 ALWAYS LEAVE A COUPLE BLANK. 714 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:24,610 NEVER--AND I MEAN NEVER-- 715 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,612 GET 100%. 716 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,983 [CLASS BELL RINGS] 717 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,436 YOU MADE ME FAIL. 718 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:01,447 I MADE MYSELF FAIL. 719 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:04,282 I EXHIBITED UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR. 720 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,817 LOOK, MY-- MY CRIBBING SKILLS 721 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,987 ARE WORTHLESS WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 722 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,908 I HAVE FINISHED GRADING YOUR EXAMS, 723 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,743 BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SEE 724 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,912 THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS OUTSIDE: 725 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:39,017 SAMMY GREEN, HANDSOME DAVIS, AND VICTOR BARONE. 726 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,576 [DOOR SLAMS] 727 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,850 YOU PUNKS... 728 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,352 MUST THINK I'M SOME KIND OF AN IDIOT. 729 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,989 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 730 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,125 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 731 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,460 WHAT AM I-- 732 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,063 I GOT A CLASSROOM FULL OF KIDS IN THERE, 733 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:28,867 AND THE HIGHEST MARK THAT ANYBODY GOT WAS 55. 734 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,436 SAMMY, YOU GOT 81. 735 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,438 UH, HANDSOME, YOU GOT 84. 736 00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,907 AND VICTOR, YOU GOT 100%. 737 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,543 CONGRATULATIONS, VICTOR. 738 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,845 CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN TO ME 739 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:43,415 THE ROOT OF THIS FREAK OCCURRENCE? 740 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,456 WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING OUT HERE? 741 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:54,526 [PENCIL HITS FLOOR] 742 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,328 HANDSOME, CALM DOWN! 743 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,997 [GRUNTS] 744 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,968 DO YOU THINK I CHEATED?! 745 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,604 GIVE ME THE TEST RIGHT NOW, MR. HARKIN, RIGHT NOW! 746 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:07,038 ALL RIGHT, I--I--I'LL-- 747 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,074 I'LL GIVE YOU THE TEST NEXT PERIOD. 748 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,342 NO, NOT NEXT PERIOD. 749 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,712 RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! 750 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:16,915 I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT NOW! 751 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,687 I'M READY FOR THE TEST. 752 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,035 HANDSOME... 753 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,905 PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON AND GO BACK TO CLASS. 754 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,175 I'M SORRY I ACCUSED YOU. 755 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,562 WAS HAMPSTON INVOLVED? 756 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:06,031 NO, NOT AT ALL. 757 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,132 YOU'RE CERTAIN? 758 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,901 YEAH. HE'S A GOOD KID. 759 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,538 HE'S JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. 760 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,906 BUT HE KNOWS HIS PHYSICS. 761 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,343 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 762 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:21,012 IT'S TIME TO GET UGLY. 763 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,318 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'LL DO? 764 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,487 I SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU. 765 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,091 THAT EXCITES YOU, DOESN'T IT? 766 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:41,166 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A DRINK? 767 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,400 [DOOR OPENS] 768 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:45,270 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 769 00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:51,409 OH, WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 770 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,579 THE GREAT LEADER OF MEN. 771 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,146 JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 772 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,017 I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT NOW! 773 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,352 THAT WAS AWESOME, HANDSOME. YOU'RE THE MAN! 774 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,921 YOU'RE THE MAN, HANDSOME! 775 00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:05,056 [CHUCKLING] 776 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,526 YOU KNOW, SHE'S SENDING OUT RED LETTERS 777 00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:10,428 WITH THEIR TRANSCRIPTS. THIS IS SERIOUS. 778 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,597 NO, IT'S NOT. 779 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,164 JULIE, BOTH YOU AND I KNOW 780 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,601 THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PERMANENT RECORD. 781 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:18,704 [LAUGHING] OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 782 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,772 IT'S JUST SOMETHING THEY INVENTED 783 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,808 TO GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD WITH. 784 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,910 THE GREATEST HOAX IN THE HISTORY 785 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,544 OF INSTITUTIONALIZED EDUCATION-- 786 00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:27,679 STOP IT! 787 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,314 IS THE MYTH OF THE PERMANENT RECORD. 788 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,949 Handsome: NOW, STARK'S BIGGEST THREAT WAS 789 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:32,984 THAT SHE COULD KEEP US OUT OF COLLEGE. 790 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,220 SEE, A RED LETTER ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD MEANT 791 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,856 THAT NO COLLEGE WOULD EVEN CONSIDER YOUR APPLICATION. 792 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:41,392 Handsome: LOOK, I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE RED LETTER. 793 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,595 PLEASE JUST PICK UP THE PHONE. 794 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,631 BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING 795 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,432 WHO THIS IS, THIS IS HANDSOME. 796 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:50,135 HANDSOME DAVIS. WE MET IN KINDERGARTEN. 797 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,471 I WAS THE KID WITH THE CHICKEN POX. DOT-FACE. 798 00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:56,474 DOES ANY OF THIS RING A BELL? 799 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,976 Sammy: I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, 800 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,846 AND THINGS HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. 801 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,348 VICTOR AND I MIGHT NOT GET INTO COLLEGE. 802 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,783 SHE'S BLUFFING. 803 00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,385 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING. 804 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:09,420 YEAH... 805 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:10,622 HANDSOME. 806 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,658 Sammy: IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET OUT. 807 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,626 I DON'T KNOW. GO LEGIT. 808 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:15,861 START DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES 809 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,163 TO GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE. 810 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:22,634 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, HANDSOME? 811 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,139 I PROMISE TO STOP CHEATING ON TESTS... 812 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,777 BUT I'M STILL GONNA PLAGIARIZE. 813 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,915 Handsome: WE AGREED TO QUIT CHEATING, 814 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,685 BUT SAMMY TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER. 815 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,955 YES? I'M WITH THE STUDENT COURT. 816 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:45,223 Handsome: I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 817 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,058 MY BEST FRIEND WAS A FOUNDING MEMBER 818 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,127 OF AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY. 819 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,896 WHAT'S THE STUDENT COURT? 820 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,631 I DON'T KNOW. 821 00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:55,934 I THINK THEY WENT SOFT. 822 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,739 OH, DOUCHEBAG! 823 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,178 TEDDY, IT SAYS HERE YOU HAVE DETENTION 824 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,380 FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. 825 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:13,484 I COULD DO THAT TIME 826 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:16,755 STANDING ON MY HEAD. 827 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:17,989 MM-HMM. 828 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,659 IT ALSO SAYS YOU'LL BE ATTENDING SUMMER SCHOOL. 829 00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:23,594 WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME, DILDO? 830 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,131 I MEAN, DOUCHEBAG. 831 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:28,199 BECAUSE I CAN GET YOU OUT OF IT 832 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,035 IF YOU LET ME TAKE YOUR CASE. 833 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:31,669 Handsome: EVER SINCE THE FIRST GRADE, 834 00:44:31,737 --> 00:44:33,772 I HAD BEEN MAKING FUN OF THE STUDIERS. 835 00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:36,908 NOW...I WAS ONE OF 'EM. 836 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,644 DAVIS, I NEED A FAVOR. 837 00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:40,879 LOOK, I'M SORRY, MAN. 838 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,648 I'M OUT OF THE FAVOR BUSINESS. 839 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,183 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 840 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,720 LOOK, I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR 9 WEEKS. 841 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,255 TRY, UH, LIPNICK 842 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,423 OR, UH, THE BENJAMIN BROTHERS. 843 00:44:56,227 --> 00:45:00,398 YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE BACK EVERY... 844 00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:03,268 APOLOGY I'VE EVER MADE TO YOU GUYS. 845 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,642 STUDENT COURT. 846 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:12,944 [SCOFFS] 847 00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,885 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 848 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:22,487 YOU--YOU TURNED US INTO A BUNCH OF SHAPIROS. 849 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,022 I'M NOT A SHAPIRO. 850 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,623 I'M AN ADVOCATE FOR STUDENT RIGHTS. 851 00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:30,228 YOU'RE THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY. 852 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,364 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE ANY DIFFERENT FROM SHAPIRO? 853 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:35,233 I DON'T TAKE NOTES. 854 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,338 I SAID THIS BEFORE, AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. 855 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,606 Handsome: MRS. HERMAN. 856 00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:43,041 HERMAN WAS ONE OF THOSE TEACHERS 857 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,076 WHO LOVED THE SOUND OF HER OWN VOICE. 858 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:47,312 SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD MAKE US TAKE NOTES 859 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:51,817 ON EVERYTHING SHE SAID, BUT WE HAD OTHER PLANS. 860 00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:54,552 THE ONLY WAY TO PASS MY CLASS 861 00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,187 IS TO TAKE GOOD NOTES. 862 00:45:57,222 --> 00:46:00,225 OR HAVE A FRIEND WHO TAKES GOOD NOTES. 863 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,562 HEY, NOGA. 864 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,364 YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS? 865 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:07,398 [LAUGHS] 866 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,300 MR. BARONE? 867 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,403 WOULD YOU LIKE AN "F" IN MY GRADE BOOK RIGHT NOW? 868 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,738 NO, MA'AM. 869 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,574 NOW AS I WAS SAYING, IF YOU'VE TAKEN GOOD NOTES 870 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:19,410 LIKE MR. SHAPIRO OVER HERE... 871 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,946 [CLASS LAUGHS] 872 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,214 YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM ON TOMORROW'S TEST. 873 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,315 DON'T WORRY. 874 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:26,084 I'LL PHOTOCOPY THEM AFTER SCHOOL, 875 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,519 AND YOU CAN PICK THEM UP AT MY PLACE. 876 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,788 THANKS, NOGA. 877 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,658 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A REALLY COOL GIRL. 878 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:34,893 Handsome: VICTOR USED TO SAY 879 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,594 THAT NOTE-TAKING WAS FOR SUCKERS. 880 00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:38,029 HIS MOTTO WAS: WHY TAKE NOTES 881 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,264 WHEN THERE'S ALWAYS A GIRL 882 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:42,200 WILLING TO GIVE IT UP FOR FREE? 883 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:50,675 I STAND HERE BEFORE YOU 884 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:53,278 KNEE-DEEP IN THE BULLSHIT. 885 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,346 ENGLISH. 886 00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:57,748 I DON'T GET IT. NONE OF THE GIRLS 887 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,384 ARE WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR NOTES. 888 00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:01,619 IT'S LIKE THEY ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE... 889 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,587 SELF-ESTEEM. 890 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,821 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 891 00:47:03,889 --> 00:47:06,824 IT'S A LITTLE POSSIBLE. 892 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,262 IT WAS JULIE. 893 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,231 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 894 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,967 WHY SHOULD WE KEEP GIVING OUR NOTES TO THE BOYS? 895 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:18,636 DO YOU WANT SOME BOY WHO'S NOT SHAPIRO 896 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:20,671 TAKING YOUR ADMISSION SPOT FROM YOUR REACH SCHOOL? 897 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,441 JUST BECAUSE WE'RE GIVING THEM NOTES DOESN'T MEAN THAT-- 898 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:24,409 TUFTS. 899 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,011 Julie: THEY'LL IGNORE YOU 900 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,346 WHEN THEY'RE IN A PENTHOUSE IN MANHATTAN 901 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,581 AND YOU'RE SITTING IN AN APARTMENT IN THE DARK 902 00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,617 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR ELECTRIC BILL. 903 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,718 SHE GOT WAITLISTED. 904 00:47:33,784 --> 00:47:35,453 I'M WAITLISTED BECAUSE OF THEM. 905 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,888 SHE'S TAKING IT PRETTY HARD. 906 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,890 WE ARE NOT WHORES. 907 00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,825 [ALL CHANTING] WE ARE NOT WHORES... 908 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:43,461 SHE GOT TO EVERY SINGLE GIRL. 909 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,695 SHE IS GOOD. 910 00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:48,566 WE ARE NOT WHORES. 911 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:49,600 HEY, WHAT ABOUT SHAPIRO? 912 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:51,702 WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHAPIRO? 913 00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:54,439 I--I--I'M NOT A WHORE. 914 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,608 I HATE SHAPIRO. 915 00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,077 I SHOULD KICK HIS ASS. 916 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:00,845 MY MONEY'S ON SHAPIRO. 917 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,380 Handsome: THE BOOK. 918 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:05,050 WE SHOULD ONLY BE TESTED ON WHAT'S IN THE BOOK. 919 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,417 NOTE-TAKING SHOULD NOT BE MANDATORY. 920 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,753 WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER 921 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:09,787 WHEN SHE TALKS. 922 00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:11,456 IT'S NOT FAIR. FAIR? 923 00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:14,525 IF SHE WANTED TO, SHE COULD FACTOR IN SPELLING OR CONDUCT 924 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,560 OR PENMANSHIP. 925 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,529 HEY... 926 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,797 I HAVE A PLAN. 927 00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:22,000 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 928 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,536 [RING] 929 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:26,571 Boy: HELLO? 930 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,907 HELLO. UM... 931 00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:32,177 IS MRS. HERMAN THERE? 932 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,946 NO. SHE'S GONE TO BED. 933 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,847 WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE? 934 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,049 IS THIS HER SON? 935 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,619 YEAH--UH, YES. 936 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:46,457 WELL...YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I'M YOUR REAL FATHER. 937 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:51,096 THE ONE WHO...GAVE YOU UP. 938 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:54,299 THE ONE WHO NEVER LOVED YOU. 939 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,933 I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU 940 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:59,004 THAT MY FEELINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED. 941 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,671 Boy: WHY? 942 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:02,907 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 943 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:06,877 BECAUSE I HATE ADOPTION. 944 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,114 HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING. 945 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,187 WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 946 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,224 WHAT? 947 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:23,961 BECAUSE ADOPTION IS AN UNNATURAL ACT. 948 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:25,363 IT'S AGAINST GOD'S PLAN. 949 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,232 WHAT?! 950 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,134 ADOPTION IS AWESOME. 951 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,402 IT KEEPS POOR KIDS OFF CRIME. 952 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,572 YOU CALLED FROM MY HOUSE. FROM MY PHONE. 953 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:38,543 WE'RE GOING TO GET 69ed WITH THE STAR. 954 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:40,211 YOU KNOW... 955 00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:42,813 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU... 956 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,482 BUT I HATE GRADE BOOK, 957 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,517 AND I HATE HER FAKE LITTLE KIDS. 958 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:49,287 YOU'RE BEING INSANE. 959 00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:50,721 DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEM? 960 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:52,823 YEAH, I KNOW THEM A LITTLE. 961 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:55,193 FROM GYMNASTICS CAMP. 962 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,394 THEY'RE FREAKS. 963 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:59,630 CALL THE FREAKS UP AND APOLOGIZE. 964 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:00,898 I GOT A PLAN. 965 00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:04,735 HEY, LISTEN, KID. 966 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,005 I SCREWED UP. 967 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:13,044 ADOPTION IS AWESOME. 968 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,447 IT KEEPS POOR KIDS OFF CRIME. 969 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,284 NOW, IF YOU GIVE ME THAT TEST, 970 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,487 I'LL GIVE YOU 47 BUCKS. 971 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:26,657 I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MORE LIKE...400. 972 00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,461 JESUS, YOU ARE SO GODDAMNED GREEDY. 973 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,962 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 974 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,798 [SIGHS] 975 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:39,970 FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY, GREEDY. 976 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,639 400 IT IS. 977 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,745 LOOK, I AM A BUSINESSMAN. 978 00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:49,547 I'LL GET YOU THAT TEST. 979 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:50,681 [HANGS UP] 980 00:50:53,118 --> 00:50:55,353 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 981 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:58,623 WELL, I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ADOPTED KIDS. 982 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,795 DOES ANYONE KNOW REXLER'S NUMBER? 983 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,032 DO THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 984 00:51:08,099 --> 00:51:09,167 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 985 00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:11,302 IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS WITH YOU. 986 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:13,171 IT'S TIME TO GROW UP. 987 00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,272 TEDDY'S ON THE WAGON. 988 00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,306 TEDDY'S ON THE WAGON? 989 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:16,674 TEDDY STOPPED CURSING. 990 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:19,410 SHE REALIZED SHE COULDN'T BE AN IDIOT FOREVER. 991 00:51:19,477 --> 00:51:21,646 TEDDY WAS NEVER AN IDIOT. 992 00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,081 SHE WAS A GENIUS, 993 00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,116 AND YOU KILLED HER. 994 00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,651 SAMMY... 995 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,286 THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, YOU, 996 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,588 AND TEDDY PUT TOGETHER. 997 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,559 THIS IS NOTE-TAKER VERSUS NON-NOTE-TAKER. 998 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,128 THIS IS TEACHER VERSUS STUDENT. 999 00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:39,697 CORRUPTING THE CHILDREN OF THE GRADE BOOK? 1000 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:42,533 THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BECOME PART OF HISTORY. 1001 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:45,503 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 1002 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:48,339 COME ON, MAN. PEER PRESSURE. 1003 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:51,075 PEERPRESSURE. 1004 00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,977 PEER PRESSURE. 1005 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,612 PEER PRESSURE. 1006 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,481 BIG DEAL! WE'RE NOT GONNA GET CAUGHT. 1007 00:51:56,547 --> 00:52:00,084 YOU WON'T. YOU'LL WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF IT. 1008 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:03,120 JUST DO ME A FAVOR. JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 1009 00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:05,089 ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 1010 00:52:05,156 --> 00:52:07,192 JUST GET OUT. 1011 00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:16,167 YO! 1012 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,668 GET REXLER ON THE LINE. 1013 00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:19,370 REXLER. 1014 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,239 DUDE, WHERE'S YOUR DAD? 1015 00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:22,273 HOME-WRECKER. 1016 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,375 PLEASE HOLD FOR HANDSOME. 1017 00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,712 REXLER, TONIGHT'S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT. 1018 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,247 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1019 00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:30,848 [DING DONG] 1020 00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:34,819 * IS THERE SOMETHING GOIN' ON AROUND ME? * 1021 00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:39,123 * IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW? * 1022 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,958 THIS JOB IS TOO BIG. 1023 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,660 IT'S NOT TOO BIG. 1024 00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:44,329 IT'S TOO BIG! 1025 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:47,532 [BILLIARD BALL ROLLING ON FLOOR] 1026 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:51,869 Boy: HELLO? 1027 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:54,939 ALL RIGHT, GREEDY. 1028 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,106 I GOT YOUR MONEY. 1029 00:52:56,173 --> 00:53:00,211 MR. VICTOR, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 1030 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:04,615 WE GOT A PROBLEM. 1031 00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:15,726 Victor: GREEDY WAS AMBUSHED... 1032 00:53:17,928 --> 00:53:20,398 BY HIS OWN FAKE BROTHER. 1033 00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:22,199 IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, 1034 00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:24,201 YOU CAN'T TRUST A FAKE BROTHER. 1035 00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,638 OK. TELL HIM THAT HE CAN 1036 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,441 SPLIT THE 4 BILLS WITH GREEDY 2 AND 2. 1037 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:31,809 HE DOESN'T WANT MONEY. 1038 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:35,346 THAT ADOPTED LITTLE PRICK. 1039 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,181 GET HIM ON THE PHONE. 1040 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:38,516 EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE. 1041 00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:40,084 Victor: 600. 1042 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:41,118 NO, THANK YOU. 1043 00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:43,020 800? 1044 00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:44,489 NO, THANK YOU. 1045 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,057 1,000. 1046 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,859 NO MEANS NO, MR. VICTOR. 1047 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:51,362 DO YOU REMEMBER THE BALANCE BEAM? 1048 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,398 YEAH. 1049 00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:56,667 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D HAVE NO DISMOUNT. YOU KNOW IT. 1050 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,903 I DON'T WANT YOUR DIRTY MONEY. 1051 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:01,272 WE'RE SCREWED. 1052 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,107 WE'RE NOT SCREWED. 1053 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,310 WHO WAS THE HOTTEST GIRL AT CAMP? 1054 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:06,744 WHAT? 1055 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,380 WHO HAD THE BEST BODY, THE BIGGEST TITS, SWEETEST SMELL 1056 00:54:09,447 --> 00:54:10,981 GIVE ME SOMETHING. 1057 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,788 ALLISON WESTBROOK. 1058 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:19,657 [SNIFFS] 1059 00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:20,991 [SIGHS] 1060 00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:23,127 SHE SMELLED... 1061 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,762 AMAZING. 1062 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,536 HANDSOME, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 1063 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,771 I'M GONNA PROMISE THE KID A HAND JOB. 1064 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:35,706 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1065 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,141 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING, RIGHT? 1066 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:38,709 WE'RE SELLING SEX? 1067 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,278 NO, MY FRIENDS. 1068 00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,714 WE'RE SELLING ROMANCE! 1069 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,182 WHAT? 1070 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:46,317 THE KID'S ONLY 15. 1071 00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:47,652 HE WANTS THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 1072 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:50,521 HE WANTS TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING ON THE BEACH. 1073 00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:51,922 HE WANTS A CANDLELIT DINNER. 1074 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,892 HE--HE WANTS TO SIP CHAMPAGNE WITH HER IN A HOT TUB. 1075 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,962 I WOULD LOVE TO SIP CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB. 1076 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:04,935 YOU GUYS ARE SO VERY, VERY WRONG. 1077 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,437 JUST TRUST ME. 1078 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:08,072 Handsome: NOW, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ALLISON. 1079 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,908 WE DIDN'T KNOW HER PHONE NUMBER OR WHERE SHE LIVED. 1080 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,544 BUT WE KNEW HOW TO LIE. 1081 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:17,147 Victor: DO YOU REMEMBER... 1082 00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:18,983 ALLISON WESTBROOK? 1083 00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:25,222 I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME. 1084 00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:28,893 [DEEP INHALE] 1085 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:29,760 [SIGHS] 1086 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,296 SHE SMELLED LIKE A MOIST FLOWER. 1087 00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:35,400 WELL, THEN IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, 1088 00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:38,503 BECAUSE SHE IS A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE. 1089 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:40,738 AND I WAS TALKING TO HER A WHILE AGO 1090 00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,240 ON THE PHONE, AND SHE SAID... 1091 00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:45,876 THAT SHE'D BE WILLING... 1092 00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:53,684 TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING WITH YOU ON THE BEACH... 1093 00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:02,793 AND...TO HAVE A CANDLELIGHT DINNER WITH YOU... 1094 00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:08,132 AND SIT IN A TUB AND DRINK CHAMPAGNE. 1095 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,439 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1096 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,641 HOW ABOUT A HAND JOB? 1097 00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:19,544 2 HAND JOBS... 1098 00:56:24,248 --> 00:56:26,050 AND A DRY HUMP. 1099 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,152 DEAL. 1100 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,089 THAT'S ONE HORNY LITTLE BASTARD. 1101 00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,591 ROMANTIC. HEH. 1102 00:56:33,658 --> 00:56:34,825 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1103 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:35,693 HELLO. 1104 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,095 SAY I DIDN'T GET THE TEST. 1105 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,867 HE DIDN'T GET THE TEST. 1106 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:46,236 ALL RIGHT. NOW DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 1107 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,271 JUST LISTEN. 1108 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,906 I GOT THE TEST, 1109 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,608 AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1110 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,779 I GET TO THE HOUSE, AND HORNY AND GREEDY 1111 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,413 ARE BOTH THERE WAITING FOR ME. 1112 00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,616 PSST, MR. VICTOR. 1113 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,721 MY BROTHER HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YOU. 1114 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,490 I WANT WHAT HE WANTS. 1115 00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:06,891 I WAS BLOWN AWAY. 1116 00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:10,160 TURNS OUT GREEDY IS JUST AS HORNY 1117 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:11,195 AS HORNY. 1118 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,463 I KNEW IT. 1119 00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:14,098 SO I RENEGOTIATE. 1120 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,666 HERE'S THE NEW PLAN. 1121 00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,001 GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THERE. 1122 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,836 TELL THEM, UH, THE PARTY'S OVER. 1123 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:20,170 EXPLAIN. 1124 00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:22,907 WE CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS WITH 6 DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 1125 00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:24,575 SOMEBODY'S BOUND TO SCREW IT UP. 1126 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,143 THIS IS THE SMART MOVE. LISTEN, 1127 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,813 YOU GOT 20 MINUTES TO GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THERE 1128 00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:31,281 SO WE CAN LOOK UP THE ANSWERS TOGETHER. 1129 00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:32,783 JUST YOU AND ME. 1130 00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,487 WHY? 1131 00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,890 I JUST COULDN'T SCREW EVERYBODY LIKE THAT. 1132 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,892 OH, REALLY? 1133 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,567 I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 1134 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:25,135 I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 1135 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,638 I'LL TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 1136 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,513 YOU'RE ANGRY. 1137 00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:39,617 BUT NOW... 1138 00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:43,253 IS NOT THE TIME TO DEAL WITH THAT ANGER. 1139 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,491 SO...PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON, 1140 00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:50,094 AND LET'S GO LOOK UP ANSWERS. 1141 00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:55,566 WHEW. 1142 00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:03,908 YOU'RE A REAL IDIOT, NAPPLEBEE, YOU KNOW THAT? 1143 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,910 YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME, VICTOR. 1144 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,945 I AM IN CHARGE. I GOT THE TEST. 1145 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:10,147 THAT MEANS I'M IN CHARGE. 1146 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,853 NAPPLEBEE. 1147 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,555 CRIBMASTER OR APPLEBEE. 1148 00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:19,824 NOT NAPPLEBEE. 1149 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,959 HEY, VICTOR'S RIGHT. 1150 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:25,162 YOU CAN'T CRIB WITH THIS MANY PEOPLE. IT'S TOO RISKY. 1151 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,064 TONIGHT, WE SING. 1152 00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,198 I DON'T SING. 1153 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:29,634 I CRIB. 1154 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,002 TONIGHT, EVERYBODY SINGS. 1155 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,137 NOBODY CRIBS. 1156 00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:35,706 WHO DIED AND MADE YOU VICTOR, KING OF CHEATERS? 1157 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542 AT LEAST I'M ACTUALLY A CHEATER. 1158 00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:40,144 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1159 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:42,346 I'M A CHEATER! NO, YOU'RE NOT! 1160 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:45,215 YOU'RE NOT A CHEATER. YOU JUST WRITE SMALL. 1161 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:46,516 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 1162 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,753 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1163 00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:59,096 I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU... 1164 01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:03,901 BUT MAYBE... 1165 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,103 MAYBE... 1166 01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:07,404 MAYBE... 1167 01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:10,440 M-MAYBE... 1168 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,643 LET HIM GO, REXLER. 1169 01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:16,313 HIT ME. 1170 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,287 YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM NOW. 1171 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,289 OK? THOSE ARE THE RULES. 1172 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,463 DID YOU LOOK AT MY FILE? 1173 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,099 YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM. 1174 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:37,401 DID YOU SEE THE THING ABOUT MY PENIS? 1175 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,438 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GET HURT. 1176 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,073 OK? I PROMISE. 1177 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,842 JUST HIT HIM. 1178 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,913 HIT ME. HIT ME! 1179 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,715 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, NIPPLEBEE? 1180 01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:51,982 HIT ME! 1181 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,217 SORRY, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1182 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,419 I GOT ANGRY, CONFUSED, SCARED. 1183 01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:01,058 [DIALING TELEPHONE] 1184 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:04,228 Handsome: SO WE LOOKED UP THE ANSWERS, 1185 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:06,130 AND WE FINISHED MAKING UP THE SONG, 1186 01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:08,799 BUT SOMETHING WAS MISSING. AT LEAST, FOR ME IT WAS. 1187 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:11,268 SEE, I STARTED CHEATING WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD, 1188 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:15,372 BUT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER CHEATED WITHOUT SAMMY. 1189 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,241 HELLO? 1190 01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:20,510 * CRIPPLED ELVES DO DANCE AROUND * 1191 01:01:20,577 --> 01:01:24,114 * A DEVIL COVERED BY BLUE DRESS * 1192 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:26,383 I'M IN NO MOOD FOR BEETHOVEN. 1193 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,419 IT'S NOT BEETHOVEN. IT'S THE ANSWER SONG. 1194 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:30,520 WE GOT THE TEST. 1195 01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:31,889 CONGRATULATIONS, 1196 01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:34,558 BUT I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP. 1197 01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:37,962 * DAIRY CAUSES DIARRHEA 1198 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:42,366 * CHUNKY, CREAMY BUTTER CHEESE * 1199 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,500 SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. 1200 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,403 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SERIOUSLY, WAIT. 1201 01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:48,405 * BAD BILLY DOES DOPE 1202 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,740 * BITCHES AND BREWS 1203 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:53,744 * BUT CAN'T EVEN BUILD A CIGARETTE-- * 1204 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,780 [HANGS UP] 1205 01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:59,750 [BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY PLAYING] 1206 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,923 * CRIPPLED ELVES DO DANCE AROUND * 1207 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:09,794 * A DEVIL COVERED BY BLUE DRESS * 1208 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:13,097 * DAIRY CAUSES DIARRHEA 1209 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,200 * CHUNKY, CREAMY BUTTER CHEESE * 1210 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:19,536 * BAD BILLY DOES DOPE, BITCHES, AND BREWS * 1211 01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:23,307 * BUT CAN'T EVEN BUILD A CIGARETTE BOAT * 1212 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:26,643 * ALLAH BANGS BOOZE EVERY DAY * 1213 01:02:26,710 --> 01:02:29,847 * ABOVE A BRIDGE BEHIND A CAVE * 1214 01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,515 Handsome: NOBODY LEFT TOO EARLY. 1215 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,783 NOBODY GOT TOO MANY RIGHT. 1216 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:34,819 EVERYTHING WAS GOING PERFECTLY. 1217 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:37,154 IT WAS A CHEATING MIRACLE. 1218 01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:40,757 * CARPET CRAWLER CAN'T EAT EAGLE * 1219 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,727 * BEFORE CHICKEN DURING DAY * 1220 01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:44,761 [CLASS BELL RINGS] 1221 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:47,131 TIME'S UP, EVERYONE. 1222 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,800 IF I SEE ANYONE WRITING ON THEIR PAPERS NOW, 1223 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:52,803 I WILL PUT 7 Fs IN THE GRADE BOOK. 1224 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:56,106 Handsome: IT SEEMED TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 1225 01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:57,441 [WHISPERING] 1226 01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:01,645 SAMMY...VICTOR... 1227 01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:04,181 MRS. STARK WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU. 1228 01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:15,092 I ASSUMED AFTER I HANDED DOWN MY PUNISHMENT TO YOU 1229 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,327 THAT YOU WOULD'VE BEEN SMART ENOUGH 1230 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:19,830 TO LEAVE CHEATING BEHIND YOU. 1231 01:03:21,731 --> 01:03:23,000 MY SOURCES TELL ME 1232 01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:26,536 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. 1233 01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:28,705 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, 1234 01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,274 ESPECIALLY YOU, SAMMY, 1235 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,776 FOR STARTING THE STUDENT COURT. 1236 01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:36,780 AND HERE ARE YOUR RED LETTERS. 1237 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:39,249 I WANT YOU TO KEEP THEM AS SOUVENIRS. 1238 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:42,719 HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, 1239 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:46,490 I AM NO STRANGER TO REBELLION. 1240 01:03:46,556 --> 01:03:48,158 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE 1241 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:51,962 AND WE USED TO PILE INTO THE PHONE BOOTH, 1242 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:56,934 I WAS ALWAYS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE. 1243 01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:05,409 YEP. 1244 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:09,713 [TELEPHONE RINGS] TO THE MYTH OF THE PERMANENT RECORD. 1245 01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:10,747 I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 1246 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:11,848 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 1247 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,784 MR. VICTOR, THIS IS HORNY. 1248 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,553 MY BROTHER AND I ARE VERY INTERESTED 1249 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,855 IN COLLECTING WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS. 1250 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:22,792 IF YOU DO NOT MAKE GOOD ON YOUR OFFER, 1251 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,761 WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE 1252 01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:26,296 BUT TO... 1253 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,469 TO CONTINUE CALLING. 1254 01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,941 Handsome: AS WE GOT CLOSER TO GRADUATION, 1255 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:38,608 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED ANYMORE 1256 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:41,045 WAS GETTING INTO COLLEGE. 1257 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,283 YOU SEE, THE THICK ENVELOPE MEANS YOU'RE IN, 1258 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:49,653 AND THE THIN ENVELOPE MEANS YOU ARE SCREWED. 1259 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,624 AAH! 1260 01:04:54,691 --> 01:04:56,460 [THUD] 1261 01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:58,628 NOW, THE BEST PART ABOUT GETTING INTO COLLEGE 1262 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:00,797 IS THAT THERE'S NO REASON TO BEHAVE ANYMORE. 1263 01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:03,800 MOST TEACHERS JUST ACCEPT IT, LOOK THE OTHER WAY, 1264 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:05,235 BUT HERMAN... 1265 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:06,836 HERMAN WAS DIFFERENT. 1266 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,674 YOU KIDS ARE SO NAIVE. 1267 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,409 WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE 1268 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:15,012 IS THAT YOUR COLLEGE ACCEPTANCES 1269 01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:16,713 ARE CONTINGENT UPON 1270 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:20,750 YOUR FINAL HIGH SCHOOL TRANSCRIPT. 1271 01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:22,852 DON'T SCREW WITH ME... 1272 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,958 BECAUSE THIS GRADE BOOK CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF COLLEGE. 1273 01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:30,760 I HATE THAT GRADE BOOK. 1274 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:33,563 THAT GRADE BOOK IS A SHAPIRO. 1275 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:39,436 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. THE GRADE BOOK IS A THING. 1276 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,005 YEAH... 1277 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:44,708 BUT IT HAS SHAPIRO POWER. 1278 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,476 YES, IT DOES. 1279 01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:50,514 IT DOES, INDEED. 1280 01:05:51,881 --> 01:05:54,251 YOU'RE LATE, MR. GREEN. THAT'S AN "F" FOR TODAY. 1281 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,286 I WASN'T LATE. I WAS HERE. I JUST-- 1282 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:57,787 THAT'S ANOTHER "F" FOR TALKING BACK. 1283 01:05:57,854 --> 01:06:02,126 NOW, I HAVE TO LEAVE CLASS TO MAKE A PERSONAL CALL. 1284 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:05,329 I SUGGEST YOU USE THE TIME WISELY. 1285 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,531 THERE MIGHT BE A QUIZ TOMORROW. 1286 01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:21,211 MY NAME IS MRS. HERMAN. 1287 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:23,480 I'M A BITCH. 1288 01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:25,149 SHE COULD COME BACK ANY SECOND. 1289 01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:28,385 TAKE IT EASY, SHAPIRO. 1290 01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:32,089 THE "F." 1291 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,893 FOR 12 YEARS... 1292 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:41,465 THEY HAVE BEEN USING THE "F." 1293 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:43,733 12 YEARS... 1294 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,271 OF US DOING STUFF WE DON'T WANNA DO 1295 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,739 ALL BECAUSE OF... 1296 01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:51,141 THE "F." 1297 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,210 SO, WHAT HAPPENS? 1298 01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:55,279 WE FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE, 1299 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,215 AND THIS BITCH TRIES TO USE THE "F" 1300 01:06:58,282 --> 01:07:01,017 ONE LAST TIME. 1301 01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,088 [CHUCKLES] 1302 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,795 YOU KNOW WHAT? "F" THE "F." 1303 01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:16,766 TAKING ALL THE Fs AWAY. 1304 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,402 ALL RIGHT, DAVIS. 1305 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:20,837 SEND IT. 1306 01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:22,038 WHAT? 1307 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:24,474 THE GRADE BOOK. THROW ME THE GRADE BOOK. 1308 01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:26,676 LET'S DO IT, MAN. 1309 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:30,247 LET'S GET RID OF ALL THE GRADES: "A" THROUGH "F." 1310 01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:35,419 THEY ARE THE TOOLS OF THE ENEMY. 1311 01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:37,421 COME ON, MAN. 1312 01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:43,093 DON'T DO IT. 1313 01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,733 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1314 01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,906 NO MORE Fs. 1315 01:07:56,973 --> 01:07:59,109 NO MORE Fs. 1316 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,551 Herman: I THOUGHT I COULD TREAT YOU LIKE ADULTS, 1317 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:10,287 BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE ANIMALS... 1318 01:08:10,354 --> 01:08:12,021 UNCIVILIZED ANIMALS. 1319 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:15,192 DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND 1320 01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:16,726 GIVING OUT GRADES, 1321 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:20,497 GRADING YOUR PAPERS, GRADING YOUR EXAMS, 1322 01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:22,499 GRADING YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS? 1323 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,134 THAT GRADE BOOK IS MY LIFE. 1324 01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:26,770 DUDE, WE JUST PISSED ON HER LIFE. 1325 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:28,705 HEH. 1326 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,241 IF I DON'T HAVE THAT BOOK BY TOMORROW MORNING, 1327 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,476 NO MORE SENIOR TRIP. 1328 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:35,779 NO YANKEE GAME, NO DEATH OF A SALESMAN. 1329 01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:36,980 JESUS, MAN. 1330 01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,548 EVERYBODY WANTED THAT TRIP. 1331 01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:43,119 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOMEBODY TALKS. 1332 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:45,989 GRADES... 1333 01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:51,461 ARE THE WAY WE MAINTAIN ORDER IN THIS INSTITUTION. HMM? 1334 01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:53,963 THIS MORNING, ON MY WAY INTO MY OFFICE, 1335 01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:55,965 I NOTICED A LETTER 1336 01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:59,035 THAT HAD BEEN SLIPPED UNDER MY DOOR. 1337 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,870 "DEAR MRS. STARK, 1338 01:09:00,937 --> 01:09:04,408 "LAST TUESDAY, I ALONG WITH 20 FELLOW STUDENTS, 1339 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:08,278 "WITNESSED THE TAKING OF MRS. HERMAN'S GRADE BOOK. 1340 01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:11,114 "IT IS UNFAIR FOR AN ENTIRE CLASS TO BE PUNISHED 1341 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:13,217 "FOR THE SINS OF AN INDIVIDUAL. 1342 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:16,085 "AND THAT INDIVIDUAL IS... 1343 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:19,189 VICTOR BARONE." 1344 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:22,626 SIGNED, "ANONYMOUS." 1345 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,363 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 1346 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:28,198 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 1347 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:32,135 BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF PLAYING THE COP. 1348 01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:34,904 I WANT THE STUDENT COURT TO HANDLE THIS. 1349 01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:37,707 THE STUDENT COURT'S REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1350 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:39,943 Handsome: I THOUGHT THAT THE FOUR OF US 1351 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,511 WOULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER. 1352 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,447 YOU HAVE IT CLEANED UP BY GRADUATION. 1353 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,282 BUT STARK FINALLY FIGURED OUT A WAY 1354 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:47,951 TO TEAR US APART. 1355 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,257 WHOEVER DID THIS, 1356 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,459 DID THIS... 1357 01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:59,463 SO THAT THEY COULD SEE ME GO DOWN. 1358 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,965 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 1359 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,134 NOW, APPLEBEE, 1360 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,036 THIS IS SERIOUS. 1361 01:10:07,103 --> 01:10:08,605 DID YOU WRITE THE LETTER? 1362 01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:18,682 THIS IS...THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 1363 01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,317 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1364 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:32,696 THE LETTER DOESN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING ON ITS OWN, 1365 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:35,164 I'LL HAVE TO INTERVIEW EVERYONE THAT WAS THERE THAT DAY. 1366 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,435 IF ONE PERSON GOES ON RECORD THAT THEY SAW YOU TAKE IT, 1367 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,837 YOU'RE FINISHED. 1368 01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,706 THAT'LL BE MY JOB. 1369 01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,574 TO MAKE SURE NO ONE TESTIFIES. 1370 01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:47,844 OK, BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 1371 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,646 I UNDERSTAND. 1372 01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:51,481 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT APPLEBEE? 1373 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:54,518 I'LL TAKE CARE OF NAPPLEBEE. 1374 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,720 I'LL KICK HIS ASS. 1375 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,555 I DON'T WANT YOU DOING ANYTHING. 1376 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:00,757 I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY. 1377 01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,526 JUST BE COOL. 1378 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,861 SAMMY'S RIGHT. YOU GOTTA STAY COOL. 1379 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,763 I GOTTA SAY, SAMMY, IT FEELS GREAT 1380 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:10,033 TO BE BACK IN BUSINESS WITH YOU. 1381 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,268 YEAH, REALLY GREAT. 1382 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,014 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 1383 01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:27,016 I'M PATHETIC? 1384 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:30,487 I DIDN'T WORK MY ASS OFF AND THEN GOT REJECTED BY TUFTS. 1385 01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,625 HONESTLY, HANDSOME, 1386 01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:38,362 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU GUYS GO DOWN, 1387 01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:40,764 ALL OF YOU. 1388 01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:43,833 I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, JULIE. 1389 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,202 BUT LET ME PAINT YOU A LITTLE PICTURE. 1390 01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:48,338 GRADUATION... 1391 01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,306 THEY CALL YOUR NAME. 1392 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:54,644 YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO PICK UP YOUR DIPLOMA. 1393 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:58,648 THEN YOU HEAR YOUR CLASSMATES CHANTING SOMETHING. 1394 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,852 YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OUT AT FIRST, BUT... 1395 01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:06,756 IT STARTS TO GET LOUDER AND LOUDER. 1396 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,858 "JULIE IS A RAT." 1397 01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:11,395 "JULIE IS A RAT." 1398 01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:13,363 [NO AUDIO] 1399 01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:23,139 PLEASE JUST STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD. 1400 01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:25,341 THIS IS SUCH A JOKE. 1401 01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:31,481 JUST STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD. 1402 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,683 YOU'RE A JOKE. 1403 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:35,852 THIS IS AWESOME. 1404 01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:37,687 NOBODY TALKED. WE'RE IN THE CLEAR. 1405 01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:38,688 ARE WE? 1406 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:39,956 Handsome: NOW, VICTOR WAS FAMOUS 1407 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,959 FOR HAVING SOME PRETTY CRAPPY PLANS, 1408 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:47,431 BUT THIS ONE HAD TO BE THE CRAPPIEST. 1409 01:12:49,332 --> 01:12:52,168 * YOU CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN YOU CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1410 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,270 * CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1411 01:12:54,337 --> 01:12:56,172 * CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN YOU CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1412 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,274 * CAN'T HOLD ME CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1413 01:12:58,341 --> 01:13:00,243 * CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN YOU CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1414 01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:02,946 * CAN'T HOLD ME CAN'T GET THE BEST OF ME * 1415 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,581 NAPPLEBEE. 1416 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,950 NAPPLEBEE! 1417 01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:10,019 NAPPLEBEE!! 1418 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,589 NAPPLEBEE!! 1419 01:13:12,656 --> 01:13:15,358 AND I DID--I DIDN'T SEE BECAUSE THAT MORNING 1420 01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,594 I HAD WOKEN UP WITH AN EYE INFECTION. 1421 01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:18,828 SOMETIMES I GET-- 1422 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:19,863 [DOOR OPENS] 1423 01:13:21,197 --> 01:13:22,966 I WANNA GO ON THE RECORD NOW. 1424 01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,333 WHAT? 1425 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,836 I WANT TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 1426 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,439 Sammy: VICTOR IS GONNA DESTROY YOU. 1427 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,274 WELL, HALLELUJAH. 1428 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:35,044 WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS TO YOURSELF? 1429 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,814 NAPPLEBEE! 1430 01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:40,216 MY NAME... 1431 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:41,851 IS NOT NAPPLEBEE. 1432 01:13:45,889 --> 01:13:48,257 NOT... 1433 01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:50,894 CRAPPLEBEE. 1434 01:13:51,895 --> 01:13:55,932 IT'S NOT APPLE... BUTT. 1435 01:14:04,741 --> 01:14:08,111 PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD. 1436 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:13,049 MY NAME... 1437 01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:18,021 IS JONATHAN... 1438 01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:21,190 JACOB APPLEBEE. 1439 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:25,629 I AM GONNA BASH THAT KID'S HEAD IN... 1440 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,698 WITH A HAMMER. 1441 01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:30,634 IF THE JURY FINDS YOU GUILTY, 1442 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:32,468 WHICH THEY WILL, 1443 01:14:32,536 --> 01:14:34,804 YOU'RE GONNA BE EXPELLED. 1444 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:37,073 STARK WON'T EVEN LET YOU WALK AT GRADUATION. 1445 01:14:37,941 --> 01:14:39,543 MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME. 1446 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,711 THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. 1447 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,949 I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO OFFER YOU A DEAL. 1448 01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:50,554 YOU KNOW... 1449 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:53,657 HE'S NEVER SEEN KARATE 1450 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:54,891 LIKE MY KARATE. 1451 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,661 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY KARATE. 1452 01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,295 YOU GET AN "F" IN THE CLASS, 1453 01:14:59,362 --> 01:15:01,731 BUT THE "F" WON'T GO ON YOUR FINAL TRANSCRIPT. 1454 01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:03,499 IT WON'T? NO. 1455 01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:06,770 YOU GET TO GO TO GRADUATION, THEN MAKE UP IN SUMMER SCHOOL. 1456 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,605 IT'LL BE LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. 1457 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,642 BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE A FULL CONFESSION. 1458 01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:22,552 I'M GONNA CHOKE HIM TO DEATH. 1459 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,657 THEN, AFTER HE STOPS BREATHING... 1460 01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:32,896 KARATE. 1461 01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:43,406 Handsome: SAMMY ACTUALLY BELIEVED, HE WAS HELPING VICTOR. 1462 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,041 BUT THE FIRST RULE OF CHEATING IS 1463 01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:49,012 NO MATTER WHAT, ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 1464 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,024 WHAT HAPPENED? 1465 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:02,291 WE NEED TO TALK. 1466 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,632 LET ME GUESS. YOUR DEAL DIDN'T GO QUITE AS PLANNED. 1467 01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:16,906 LOOK I'M SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER DAY, BUT, UH, 1468 01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:20,476 YOU'RE AN IDIOT TO PUT YOUR FAITH IN STARK. 1469 01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:21,745 VICTOR GAVE YOU UP. 1470 01:16:21,811 --> 01:16:22,979 [DOOR OPENS] 1471 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:25,849 HE TOLD HER EVERYTHING. 1472 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:28,451 THE LUAU, THE BLOW TORCH, THE PEEING. 1473 01:16:28,517 --> 01:16:32,521 VICTOR SAID, IF HE'S GOING DOWN, HE'S NOT GOING DOWN ALONE. 1474 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,692 GETS WORSE. 1475 01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:38,762 NOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INVESTIGATING YOU. 1476 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:40,163 THAT'S NICE. 1477 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:44,133 I CAN OFFER YOU THE SAME DEAL I GAVE VICTOR. 1478 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,002 AN "F" IN CLASS AND SUMMER SCHOOL. 1479 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:48,437 NOTHING ON YOUR PERMANENT TRANSCRIPT. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. 1480 01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,907 NO. THANK YOU. 1481 01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:53,743 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 1482 01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:56,680 IF THIS GOES TO COURT, YOU'LL BE EXPELLED. 1483 01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:01,184 I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF YOUR ASS. 1484 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:05,755 PLEASE, TAKE THE DEAL. JUST CONFESS. 1485 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,129 NOT SO GOOD AT CONFESSING. 1486 01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:17,834 Handsome: I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. SAMMY HAD GONE SOFT. 1487 01:17:17,901 --> 01:17:20,369 VICTOR AND APPLEBEE HAD TURNED INTO RATS. 1488 01:17:20,436 --> 01:17:25,241 NOW EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING ME TO GIVE A FULL CONFESSION. 1489 01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:27,110 [ALARM] 1490 01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:12,856 ALL RIGHT, HAMSTER. ACCORDING TO VICTOR, 1491 01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:17,193 THE DEFILING OF THE GREAT BOOK WAS ALL YOUR IDEA. 1492 01:18:20,429 --> 01:18:23,532 I WOULD LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CAREFULLY REVIEW HIS TESTIMONY, 1493 01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:24,834 BEFORE I COMMENT ON IT. 1494 01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,036 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY TRIAL. 1495 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:31,307 AT 9:30 THIS MORNING, SAMMY HANDED IN HIS RESIGNATION. 1496 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:34,210 I GUESS, HE DIDN'T WANT TO PROSECUTE HIS LITTLE BUDDY. 1497 01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:39,048 THE STUDENT COURT IS NOW DISSOLVED. 1498 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,287 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 1499 01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:45,621 THE SAME AS VICTOR. 1500 01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:49,025 "F" FOR THE CLASS. 1501 01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:51,627 YOU MAKE WALK IN THE GRADUATION CEREMONY, 1502 01:18:51,694 --> 01:18:55,564 BUT YOU WON'T RECEIVE YOUR DIPLOMA THAT DAY. 1503 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:59,168 AND...OH, YEAH. 1504 01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:03,006 SUMMER SCHOOL. 1505 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,074 Girl, coughing: DOUCHEBAG. 1506 01:19:05,141 --> 01:19:08,444 YOU TOO. SUMMER SCHOOL. 1507 01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:10,079 Girl, coughing: DOUCHEBAG. 1508 01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:19,122 Handsome: NOW, BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR, 1509 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,957 THE FOUR OF US WERE BEST FRIENDS. 1510 01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:22,792 BY THE TIME WE GOT TO GRADUATION... 1511 01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:24,227 THINGS HAD FALLEN APART. 1512 01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:26,996 I WAS ANGRY AT VICTOR. SAMMY WAS ANGRY WITH ME. 1513 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:28,464 APPLEBEE WAS ANGRY WITH EVERYONE. 1514 01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:32,802 BUT NO ONE WAS AS ANGRY AS HORNY OR GREEDY. 1515 01:19:32,869 --> 01:19:36,439 MR. VICTOR, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 1516 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,309 MY LAST CHANCE? 1517 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:41,377 FOR WHAT? 1518 01:19:41,444 --> 01:19:42,411 [TURNS ON FAUCET] 1519 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:45,882 THE DEAL. 1520 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:50,453 OHH. 1521 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,190 YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 1522 01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:56,893 IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 1523 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,129 YOU LOSE. 1524 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:04,067 I WIN. 1525 01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,705 YOU KNOW WHAT, VICTOR? 1526 01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:11,674 YOU CAN SHIT ON OUR FANTASIES. 1527 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,410 YOU CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF US. 1528 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:18,982 YOU CAN REMIND US THAT WE'RE NOT REALLY BROTHERS. 1529 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,084 BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT RATS. 1530 01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:26,389 EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. 1531 01:20:26,455 --> 01:20:28,557 EVEN SHAPIRO. 1532 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:31,260 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1533 01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:36,599 Handsome: AFTER I FOUND OUT THAT I WASN'T GETTING MY DIPLOMA. 1534 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:39,135 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO GRADUATION. 1535 01:20:39,202 --> 01:20:41,370 I DIDN'T SEE THE POINT. 1536 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:42,972 [SIGHS] 1537 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,141 I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 1538 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,110 I'M NOT. 1539 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,245 I DID WARN YOU. 1540 01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:52,381 YEAH. I KNOW YOU DID. 1541 01:20:55,818 --> 01:20:57,954 YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER. 1542 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,925 YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF ME. 1543 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,793 NO, I'M BEING SERIOUS. 1544 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,063 YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER. 1545 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,035 THANK YOU. 1546 01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,349 EVERYONE ONE OF THE STUDENTS 1547 01:21:26,415 --> 01:21:31,354 IN THIS YEAR'S GRADUATING CLASS IS DESERVING OF ACCOLADES. 1548 01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:35,258 BUT THERE ARE SOME, SPECIAL STUDENTS 1549 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:38,761 WHO HAVE MERITED EVEN GREATER DISTINCTIONS. 1550 01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,964 LISTEN, UH, SAMMY. 1551 01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,232 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 1552 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:47,770 AND NOW, TO GIVE OUT THE AWARDS IN MATH AND SCIENCE... 1553 01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:49,605 I CALL TO THE PODIUM 1554 01:21:49,672 --> 01:21:52,575 ALEX HARKIN. 1555 01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,043 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 1556 01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:56,245 Girl: LOVE YOU, MR. HARKIN. 1557 01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:57,713 AHEM. 1558 01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:59,882 UM, AHEM. 1559 01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:01,184 THIS IS, UH, 1560 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:04,020 MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING A TEACHER. 1561 01:22:04,087 --> 01:22:06,689 UH, AHEM, 1562 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,058 UH, I WASN'T GONNA NECESSARILY BE A TEACHER, 1563 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,427 BUT, UH, I, AS YOU KNOW, BECAME ONE, 1564 01:22:11,494 --> 01:22:13,462 AND, UH, THE WINNER OF THE AWARD 1565 01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:18,434 FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN CHEMICAL SCIENCE IS... 1566 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:21,004 JULIE MERKLE. 1567 01:22:22,205 --> 01:22:23,672 COME ON UP HERE, JULIE. 1568 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:32,348 I'M SORRY. 1569 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:37,286 NOT YOUR FAULT. 1570 01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:41,757 I'M SORRY THAT I LOOKED AT YOUR FILE. 1571 01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:43,326 UH, THE AWARD-- 1572 01:22:43,392 --> 01:22:46,229 UH, THE--THE WINNER OF THE AWARD 1573 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,598 FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN PHYSICS IS... 1574 01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:54,737 UH, ONE OF MY FAVORITE STUDENTS... 1575 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,073 HANDSOME DAVIS. 1576 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,193 COME ON UP HERE, HANDSOME. 1577 01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:20,963 Handsome: OK. I ADMIT IT. 1578 01:23:21,030 --> 01:23:23,266 I STOLE THE MIDTERM, 1579 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,568 I TOOK MY DAD'S PORN, 1580 01:23:25,634 --> 01:23:28,504 I FLIRTED WITH MR. HARKIN, I BROKE THE CEILING, 1581 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:31,374 I LIED TO THE FAKE BROTHERS, I LOOKED AT APPLEBEE'S FILE, 1582 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,243 I READ ABOUT HIS PENIS, I PISSED ON THE GRADE BOOK, 1583 01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:36,512 AND I PISSED OFF ALL OF MY FRIENDS. 1584 01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:40,483 BUT I HAVE TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 1585 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:42,885 I NEVER CHEATED ON MR. HARKIN'S MID-TERM. 1586 01:23:42,951 --> 01:23:46,355 I STOLE THE TEST BUT I NEVER USED IT. I DIDN'T NEED TO. 1587 01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:49,225 THE ONLY REASON I EVER CHEATED WAS BECAUSE OF MY FRIENDS. 1588 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:51,260 WHEN THE FOUR OF US WERE CHEATING TOGETHER, 1589 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,196 IT WAS THE SWEETEST THING I KNEW. 1590 01:23:53,262 --> 01:23:54,563 HE'S MY HERO. 1591 01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:55,631 I AGREE. 1592 01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:58,033 IT WAS HORSEBACK RIDING ON THE BEACH, 1593 01:23:58,101 --> 01:23:59,835 A CANDLELIGHT DINNER, 1594 01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:03,606 CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB. 1595 01:24:05,974 --> 01:24:09,578 SEE, GRADUATION WAS MY GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL MOMENT. 1596 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:11,013 CHEATED ON THE MIDTERM. 1597 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,415 AHEM. TAKE IT RIGHT NOW. 1598 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,783 Boy: CHEATER! CHEATED ON THE MID-TERM. 1599 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,220 BECAUSE IT WASN'T JUST ME WHO WON THAT AWARD. 1600 01:24:17,286 --> 01:24:20,356 IT WAS FOR SAMMY FOR WINNING THAT SPELLING BEE, 1601 01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:23,926 AND IT WAS FOR APPLEBEE FOR WRITING CRAZY SMALL, 1602 01:24:23,992 --> 01:24:25,761 AND IT WAS FOR VICTOR 1603 01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:29,432 FOR KNOWING HOW TO DEAL WITH ADOPTED KIDS. 1604 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:33,569 YOU SEE, CHEATING IS WHAT MADE THE FOUR OF US FAMOUS-- 1605 01:24:33,636 --> 01:24:38,307 THE MOST FAMOUS CHEATERS IN NORTH POINT HISTORY. 1606 01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:42,845 EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT. 1607 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,848 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 1608 01:25:32,661 --> 01:25:35,664 * CRIPPLED ELVES DO DANCE AROUND * 1609 01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:38,801 * A DEVIL COVERED BY BLUE DRESS * 1610 01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:41,570 * DAIRY CAUSES DIARRHEA 1611 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:44,840 * CHUNKY, CREAMY BUTTER CHEESE * 1612 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:47,343 * BAD BILLY DOES DOPE, BITCHES, AND BREWS * 1613 01:25:47,410 --> 01:25:50,613 * BUT CAN'T EVEN BUILD A CIGARETTE BOAT * 1614 01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:53,282 * ALLAH BANGS BOOZE EVERY DAY * 1615 01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:56,419 * ABOVE A BRIDGE BEHIND A CAVE * 1616 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:59,388 * CRIPPLED ELVES DO DANCE AROUND * 1617 01:25:59,455 --> 01:26:02,358 * A DEVIL COVERED BY BLUE DRESS * 1618 01:26:02,425 --> 01:26:05,160 * DAIRY CAUSES DIARRHEA 1619 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:08,831 * CHUNKY, CREAMY BUTTER CHEESE * 1620 01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:51,039 * CRIPPLED ELVES DO DANCE AROUND * 1621 01:26:51,106 --> 01:26:54,209 * A DEVIL COVERED BY BLUE DRESS * 1622 01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:57,079 * DAIRY CAUSES DIARRHEA 1623 01:26:57,145 --> 01:27:00,816 * CHUNKY, CREAMY BUTTER CHEESE * 104215