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- Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- Va-voom. Va-voom. Va-voom.

Hi.

- Oh, honey,
that's off the chain.

- The last couple of months,

you've been making
a lot of jabs at me.

I want to know,
what is going on?

- I don't know where I sit
honestly with this group.

In a way, I feel like
an outsider a little bit.

- Do you not believe Erika?

- I think she has lied to us.

- You do?
- I do.

I definitely am ready for a
hardcore conversation with her.

I'm not buying it.

- I'm sorry, Sutton,
but you're not being honest,

and you're putting us
in a bad position.

- You trying to accuse me
of lying.

Look at me. I'll go head-on
with you all ----ing day.

- Don't talk to me like that.
- Or what?

- Seriously.
- Or what?

Shut the (BLEEP) up.

You have no idea what
you're talking about. Nothing!

- Everybody wants me
to be very honest with you

and transparent,
so I'm trying to do that.

- Would you like to get sued?

[dramatic musical sting]

- No.

- Would you like to?
- Of course not.

- Can I just say something?

When you say things like,
"Do you want to get sued?"

that actually gives credence
to what she was worried about.

- Not by me.

If you want to talk about
someone else's health issues

and you think that that person
isn't gonna come after you,

think again.

Sutton's in way over her head.

It's not about me suing her.

It's more about, "Careful
what you say about other people

that aren't here."

He ain't dead and gone, honey.

- Well, we didn't ask to be
in this situation, Erika.

We just are.

So if that's the situation,
then we should all be scared.

- In all fairness, though,
when she said--

- Kyle. Kyle.
- "I'm concerned,"

that gives credence to what
she was worried about, though.

- Kyle.
She should be quiet.

- You know what?
That's a little bit of a threat

and that's really uncomfortable
for all of us.

- No it isn't.
It's not a threat.

No, it's not, Dorit.
Because you know what?

She took it to another level.

It's one thing to ask
and to talk and say things.

It's another thing
to call someone a liar

and talk about their health.

- I don't think it's fair that
Erika's threatening Sutton.

It sounds like she's saying
that those of us

that have had doubt
or questions

have the danger of being sued.

Is that something that we all
have to be worried about?

- I'm about to really
lose my sh-- on all of you.

- Don't do it. Nope.

- I'm good.

- Take a breath.

- You ever
call me a liar again,

I'm coming for you.

[tense music]

♪

Trust me.

- So you're suing me?

You're coming after me?

Am I gonna wake up
in the morning

with a horse's head in my bed?

What exactly
are you saying here?

I'm not doing it.
I swear to God, Erika.

'Cause you--
I can't say anything

that's gonna make you--
- No, you're not.

Because you know what?
You called me a liar.

- You've threatened me--
- No, I promise you.

- I've entertained a lot,

and I do not ever recall

anything going off the rails
like this.

- I haven't threatened you.
I promised you.

- Okay, you promised.
- I made a promise to you.

- The soufflé is probably
falling in the kitchen.

- Oh, it's no threat, honey.
- Okay.

- It's a ----ing promise.
- Okay.

- But on the brighter side,

there's more leftovers for me.

- Don't push unless you're
ready to get pushed back on.

- Erika, Erika, Erika.
- And it may not be today,

and it may not be next year.

I will push back.
- Erika, you don't mean that.

- Yes, I do. Yes, I ----ing do.
- Can I--hold on. No, no, no.

That's a problem.
We can't threaten people,

because then--
- No, no, no.

- I'm not threatening.
I'm promising.

- She's feeling like that,
and that was her original--

- No, don't call me
a liar, Kyle.

- No, she asked the questions.

And just answer calmly.
- Where are you going?

- Oh, if I'm gonna be
threatened and all of that,

I am not doing it.
- Okay, bye.

- Oh, yeah.
Bye is right.

I'm not gonna be threatened.
No way.

- Sutton.
- No way. Uh-uh.

No. I am not used
to people like that--

- Hold on.
- And that will make me leave.

- Hold on.
- Bye. There's the door.

- Come on, you guys.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not gonna get anywhere.
- Nope. I'm out.

- Whatever.
- Oh, my God.

- Sorry, Erika.

- Never mind.
It's okay.

[softly] Oh, my goodness.
You're really a sweetie.

- Sutton.

- No, no.

That's zero okay.
Mm-mm.

- Why can't I?

What, I'm gonna sit there
and be threatened?

No way.

- If you've got the balls
to sit here and say it,

then you've got the balls
for me to push back.

- Agreed.
- And if you want to get up

and walk out and have a ----ing
tantrum, then you go do that.

- Y'all, she's threatened me?
- That's ----ed up.

- I--I am not used
to that at all.

- I get it. I know.
- What the (BLEEP)?

- I know. I know.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- What I saw with Erika was the
nastiest thing I've ever seen.

- Everyone pushed Sutton,
to be honest.

Your response was exactly
how I would've responded.

Be like, "You called me a
liar," and that's what happens.

- That's right.

- She's gonna ruin my life,
and then say--

- That's not gonna happen.
- That's not gonna happen.

- That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.

Listen to me.
- That's not gonna happen.

- You don't get sued
for saying,

"I think you're not being
honest about this situation."

Okay? You don't get sued
for that.

- But you guys are
riling her up, though!

- Can you stop--
- You guys are riling her up.

If she--
- What are you talking about?

- Well, you're saying
that she said something

that she hasn't said
in that room.

- Yeah. I'm not gonna speak
for my friend.

- So then, say it!

- I was trying to help her
get it out because

she said she wanted to come in
and be honest in the group.

- I was!

- [scoffs]
My God.

The person in the room that
doesn't want to do the talking

is Erika.

Sutton said everything
she needed to say.

Come on.
Just come in the library.

We're gonna talk.
Come on.

- Could you just go
in the library?

- It's up to you.

[engine starts]

- Mwah. Bye-bye.

- You freaked her out.
- Why?

- She shouldn't have
called me a liar.

- What do you mean, "Why?"

- You guys, you're not gonna
guilt me into thinking

that I beat up on somebody.
The truth is, the word "liar--"

- That's not a good word.

- Nobody likes
to be called a liar,

but she feels really,
really threatened.

- That's like saying--
a thief or a liar.

- Which is what I am
continuously called

every ----ing day of my life
right now.

Do you think
I'm going to accept that

on top of everything else
that I'm accepting?

You're a ----ing idiot.

- I've seen Erika lose
her temper with Eileen--

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- And with Teddy.

- Don't ever say I'm pretending
'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth.
I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that
to me again.

Don't.
- Okay.

- Don't ever,
ever do that to me.

- But it bothers me,
as Sutton's friend,

to see her intimidated
by Erika and backing down

instead of speaking up

and telling her truth
about what she's been feeling.

- She's a punk-ass.

- Because I really think
that Erika's bark

is worse than her bite.

- Are we left?
Are we just the six?

- It's the six of us.

- Kathy, cheers to you
for having us. Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
I love you so much. Thank you.

- Thank you. I love you.
all: Aw.

- And thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you.

- Thank you, everyone.
- Thank you.

- Patrick was saying,
"In 50 years,

I have never seen people yell
like this."

- Poor Patrick.
That's all I can say.

- Tell him "welcome."

- Welcome to the club.
- Yes.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- You're pissing me off
right now.

- I'm sorry that I am.
- You're pissing me off.

- I wanted you to be honest.
- Because I--

You talk too much,
like Dorit sometimes.

- Previously on

[upbeat music]

♪

[knocks on door]
- Coming.

- Hello.

- Long time no see.

- Yes, hi.
- Hi. Come on in.

- A little something.
- Aw, thank you.

So sweet. Hi.
- Hi.

So pretty out here.
- Thank you.

- Beautiful, new home.

- The first time
you did a drive-by,

you and Harry Hamlin,

I was talking
about this yesterday.

- So funny, right?
Our little drive-by.

- A little drive-by
with spaghetti sauce.

- Garcelle expressed how much
she loved Harry's sauce.

- This was so yummy.
- You want another bowl of it?

- I want to take it home.
- Okay.

- So I can eat when
no one's really looking at me.

- I know.
- And so, the next day,

we drove up
to Garcelle's house.

- It was so good.
- It's so good.

He's such a great cook,
isn't he?

- Yeah, he really is.

Thank you for this.
- You're so welcome.

And we dropped off
his sauce for her.

- I'm actually
gonna make some coffee

because I haven't had any.
- Okay. Good.

- Do you want coffee too?
- Yeah.

I didn't get a whole lot
of sleep last night.

That was a late night.
- So what's your takeaway?

- Well, I need you
to fill me in

because drunk Rinna
was in full swing.

- Were you?
- Oh, yeah.

- Champagne, or white wine?

- Ooh, I'd like
some white wine.

This is now my second drink.

- [chanting]
We love drunk Rinna.

We love drunk Rinna.

- [cackles]
I've never had a bell.

- I'm not sure drunk Rinna
should have a bell, though.

[laughter]

- You were ringing the bell,
going, "Own it.

Everybody own it.
Everybody be truthful,"

and I was like,
"Oh, here we go."

- Oh, my God.
That's actually really funny.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

I remember Erika and Sutton
having words,

but I was full-on drunk
at that party.

With a bell.
[laughs]

- Erika lost her sh--.

She threatened her.
- Oh, sh--.

- And when Sutton goes,
"Is that a threat?"

And she was like,
"No. It's a promise."

- [gasps]
- Like, full-on.

- Oh, my gosh.
So it was bad.

- It was bad. We can go
sit over there, if you want.

- Oh.
- It was bad.

And Sutton got up.
She started crying.

- Oh, I didn't see that either.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Kathy kept on saying,
"Can we do this after coffee?

Can we do this after dinner?"

Which I'm going to heed
the warning next week.

I'm having a Haitian dinner
that I'm inviting you guys to,

and, um--

But I think
the more we're together,

we just have to figure it out,
you know?

- It's not easy.
- No, it's not easy.

- It's not easy.

- I checked on Sutton
this morning,

and I just sent her a text
saying, "Are you okay?"

And she said,
"No, I'm not okay."

- Aw.

- I don't know if she wants
to be alone with Erika.

She feels like
Erika threatened her.

- It's up to them now
to figure that out.

- Yeah.

- It sounds like
it was horrible.

- I feel like,
and I'm gonna say this,

I feel like the four of you
were together,

and then me and Crystal
and Sutton are

on the other side
of everything.

- Why? Do you really?
- I do.

I do, and I've said it
a couple of times.

I just feel like you guys
look out for each other,

but I don't feel like--I don't
feel like you look out for me.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Oh, gosh.
I'm sorry you feel that.

I really don't feel that way.
- Really?

- I really don't.
I think I've made--

- When we were in La Quinta
and I asked Erika

that question that set her off,
you totally took Erika's side.

- I'm leaving.

- You're leaving?
- I'm going.

At your launch party,
Dorit was saying things at me.

(BLEEP) you. (BLEEP) you.
- Oh, are you going?

Is that the easy way,
or do you want to talk it out?

- You didn't say anything.

- Well, it wasn't my place
to say anything in that moment.

- Rinna, come on.
You're--

Then it's never your place
to say anything,

but you always say stuff.

- My loyalty is to the truth,

how I see the truth.

And what Dorit was saying,
I didn't disagree with it.

I--I heard the jabs.

And yet, you expect me
to, like,

step in and fight your battles?

Bitch, please.

I choose not to nitpick
with you.

And maybe you're choosing
to nitpick with me a bit,

and that's okay.
So if we're gonna go there,

then I'm gonna go here
with you.

- Of course.
- So,

you know, after the party,
with the cake and stuff,

you said "thank you"
in the moment, but not after.

all: ♪ Happy birthday

♪ To you

- Thank you so much.

- And then,

I didn't get a text from you
after we brought the sauce.

[quirky tense music]

I would've loved to have
been able to say to Harry,

"She loved the sauce.
She's thanking you for it."

- I mean, I said it
when you guys were here.

- You absolutely did.
But you know what I'm saying.

We both can do better.

But I hear how you feel.
I really do.

- Yeah.
- I hear you.

- Awesome.
- Great.

- Good.
- Okay, good.

[exciting music]

♪

- Oh!
- Oh! I'm sorry.

Hi.
- Hi.

- Welcome to Bonhams.
- Thank you.

I'm Sutton. Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you, Sutton.

So this is our home
and interior sale,

which is on
the 26th of January,

and we also have some jewelry
and some watches here.

- Okay, this is
a scary section.

- It's actually kind of
a nice section.

- I know.
Oh, no.

- Hi. Sorry about that. Here.
- Oh, hi. How are you?

- Hi. How are you?
Welcome to Bonhams.

- You're gonna die.
- Thank you--what?

- We are here by ourselves.

- Wow. Look at those lips.
- Well, you know.

- You look pretty.
- Thank you.

I was feeling boss-lady today.

I have a lot of things to do.

I'm working a lot
for the store.

This stuff goes on auction
on Tuesday.

So this is like--
- Right.

- Really we're getting
kind of a preview.

- Okay.
- We're gonna start

with the jewelry because--

- Because we need that
for the store.

- That's what we do.
[laughter]

- Wait, look at that necklace.
This is like "The Crown."

- The center necklace
is 128 carats

with 30 carats of diamonds.

All of this jewelry
was brought in for you

for a private viewing.

This is not for auction.
This is for today for you all.

- Oh, okay.
That's so nice.

Tell me about these earrings.

- Those are seven carats each,

and those are 215,000.

- That's a good price
for those.

Lookit. Lookit. Lookit.
They got my twin.

Mine has emeralds.

- Can I try that on actually?
- Yeah, of course.

- I mean,
who doesn't love Cartier?

Oh, my goodness.
I'm gonna take this. 4,800?

- Okay. Yep.
- Yeah, I'll take this.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- This is cute.

And what's the price
on this person?

- 3,500.
- Sold.

Look, we both got rings.
Pinky rings.

- Yes.
- Pinky power.

- Nice.
[laughter]

- Don't let my earrings
walk away.

- What is all this stuff?
- Oh, no. This is my--I have--

- This is what--
I'll take this!

- No. I have this pattern.

- What is this whole set
starting at?

- $2,500 to $3,500,

and it's called
the "Rothschild Bird Pattern."

- Why "Rothschild"?

- It was a special commission
that the Rothschild family had,

and then
they made more later on.

- It's meant to be.
It's my niece.

- Please don't outbid me
on that. You won't.

- I hope you're up
bright and early Tuesday.

- We all know
I kind of love an auction,

which is where I find

a lot of really special items
for my store.

I'm about to die right now.

- Oh, my God, Sutton.

- [gasps]
This is very exclusive.

I can preview everything
that's going to be

in the auction
and kind of write things down

'cause the auctions go
very fast.

I've already looked over here
at these glasses too.

- I know.
I'm getting the feeling

you're gonna get stuff
that I'm not gonna get.

- [sighs]
It's all about the win.

This is the kind of piece

that I want to see
the bottom of, though.

- How are you feeling today
after last night?

- I'm feeling really tired.

I did not sleep well
last night at all.

But, you know, honestly
the hardest part for me

is when you guys kept saying,
"Say more. Say more."

I'm like, "What?"

- I was just saying,
"Be honest,"

because otherwise--
- I was being honest.

- It's gonna come across,
you know,

two-faced, or whatever.

- I don't know what two-faced
you're talking about.

I cannot listen to someone say,

"You're gonna get sued,"
and then be like,

"Oh, well, Polly Sunshine.
Let's go have dessert."

I'm not doing that.
- No offense,

but that's kind of
what you were doing.

- No, it was not.

- Well, when I talked to you
at your house, you were like,

"I have these feelings.
I think this."

- I'm gonna have to tell her.
I'm gonna say,

"I said, I'm not buying it."

- And then, you were like,
"You don't want to talk? Okay."

- So do you want
to talk to me or not?

- I don't.
I don't.

I have enough problems.
- Okay.

You're pissing me off
right now.

- I'm sorry that I am.
- You're pissing me off.

- I wanted you to be honest.
- Because I--

You talk too much,
like Dorit sometimes.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Do you--
do you know why--

Where are you going?

Where are you going?
- I'm walking away from that.

- Coming up...

- This is dollars
not going to these victims,

and she's there
with her legs in the air.

It's not a good look, babe.

[upbeat music]

- You talk too much,
like Dorit sometimes.

- Do you--
do you know why--

Where are you going?
- I'm walking away from that.

- Don't talk to her anymore
then if you don't want to.

- I'm not going to.
- Okay?

- I've given her my truth.

She didn't like it.
She threatened me.

- I understand,
and it was upsetting.

- I have done nothing wrong
at all.

- I'm not saying
you did anything wrong.

I'm saying, I think you just
need to be honest because--

- I am being honest, and I
am tired of talking about it.

- I already got it.

- With my ex-husband,
I have been told what to do

for a very long time.

And I've changed my life
so much,

so now, I want people
to talk to me like an equal,

talk to me like a friend,

but don't tell me what to do.

I'm the boss now.

- Listen, all I know is, is
that you were really upset.

- I can be upset, calm down,

and then talk about it
in an adult way.

And then, I talk about it
with a "friend," and so, I--

- Is this "friend" me?
- Yeah.

- So what you're saying is,
your words--what you said,

you didn't mean any
of that stuff, so that's fine.

- That's not
what I'm saying, Kyle.

- But don't say a "friend."
- Hang on.

- Because I've been
a good friend to you,

and any advice I've given you
is because I care about you.

Your "friend," Sutton?

"(BLEEP)" off.

- I don't know
how I can be more straight.

I was honest with her.

I did say that
I called her a liar.

I did say that
I didn't believe the story.

I did say I had a problem
with the timeline.

I have said more things to her
than anyone in that group

would ever say because
you're all scared of her.

I think everyone
wanted to know

the answers to the questions
that I've been asking.

They just won't step up

and actually ask the questions
directly to Erika.

They want me to do it.

- I am not afraid of Erika.

She's given me nothing
to be afraid of.

You looked very afraid
of her last night.

- Well, when you get this
and told, "You're gonna get--"

- By the way,
that's understandable.

Do I think
she handled that right? No.

But do I think you
handled it right? No, I don't.

As your friend,
it bothered me to see you

back down and be weak.
- Okay.

- And as Erika's friend,
it bothered me to see her

come after you like that
and be aggressive.

- Okay.
- See,

I think that
the stronger you are,

the less that
she would've reacted like that.

And now, you guys have
to figure out how you move on.

But I don't want this anger
misdirected at me.

[lively music]

♪

- Looks gorgeous.
- It's fresh.

I brought
a few little treats, honey.

I hope you're hungry.
- Well, I had a late breakfast.

- I know.
You had late breakfast.

That's when most people
actually have lunch.

PK.
- Hmm?

- Can you wait until
I actually put everything out?

- Okay.
- This is date night, Bubba.

Let me at least do it,
like, romantically.

- Bring the champagne.

One thing I'm good at is
opening bottles of champagne.

- Let me do it.
Let me do it, baby.

- Baby, honey.
- Are you sure?

'Cause I don't like you
to shoot it across the room--

[cork pops]
[yelps]

I told you not to do that!
- It didn't go across the room.

It went up in the air.
- PK!

Date night is getting off
to a really rough start.

Don't be silly, baby.

First and foremost,

I'm so excited to finally
have a little alone time.

Wait, Bubba.

Secondly, you know, the dresses
are starting to come in.

PK?
- Yep?

- Hello.
- Go on.

- The dresses are starting
to come in.

I'm very excited,

so I feel like
we should kick this off

to a toast for the Dorit
for Nektaria Collection.

- I'll drink to that.
- Cheers.

- I wish you the best of luck.
- Thank you, my love.

- You're gonna be
a great success on that.

- Yes.

- What we putting
the caviar on?

- Deviled eggs.

Next week, a launch party.
- So who are you asking?

- Well, I'm just gonna ask
the girls and their husbands.

- How's Erika doing, honey?
What'd she say about Tom?

- She doesn't really
say much about Tom.

What she does say is, you know,

"I've asked you guys
to be patient.

"I will be able to say certain
things at a certain time,

but right now,
it's not that time."

- But she can say that she's
very sorry for the victims.

There's a lot she can say
that is not a legal issue.

I mean, you can just
turn around and say,

"Look, it's devastating."

- She has said that, PK.
- Has she?

- The victims are
the most important thing.

- Yeah. The victims, um,

need to be taken care of.

- Well, I don't think
she helps herself

with the whole social media
posting and everything else.

I think, ultimately--

- You know, Kyle
brought it up, too, to me.

She put a caption
the other day.

She said something like,
"Eating my," you know.

It was a very--

I know. I know. I know.
I can't even say it.

But I think was,
like, probably--

I'm sure--
- I know the caption.

- Do you know
what I'm talking about?

- Yeah. She is an ambassador
for this lingerie brand,

so she's working.
That's understandable.

But some of the other things
are just provoking people

to come after her even more.

Personally, I think
she's going about it wrong.

- It's just inappropriate at
a time that this is going on.

It sends a message
that you don't care.

- But she keeps
saying "alleged."

- It's not alleged,
what Tom did.

What's alleged is
that he's lost his mind

and he don't know
what day it is

and he can't remember
ten minutes ago.

That's alleged.
And that's highly unlikely.

I mean, that guy's been active,
borrowing money,

and doing what he's been doing
for the last few years.

He's suddenly caught the devil.
- Well, honey.

- He suddenly
can't remember anything

and don't know who he is.
- Let me tell you something.

So this man that
I believed was, like,

sweet, charming, kind,

he also cheated on her
left, right, and center.

- Yeah.

- Erika does have
an outrageous life.

She's spent 22 years
with a man,

and, really, she discovered at
the tail-end of their marriage

that he was someone
other than who he is.

Is it possible that he's lied
to her for many years?

Of course.

I know Erika could
come out of this,

create a whole new life
for herself.

- Not if
she's not careful about

how she conducts herself now.

You need to send out
the right message,

and that isn't with
your legs open in stockings.

I mean, that's just
not the right message.

When you portray
that you don't care

and you're uninterested

and you're just
living your best life,

Erika's scratching the nose
of the creditors.

She's scratching it.
She's saying,

"I don't give a (BLEEP)
about this, this, and this."

They're gonna come.
They'll come for her.

I've never seen a worse
response to what's going on.

- Yeah, but she's also working.
Just--I know.

Okay, so let me--let me--
'cause her response might be,

"I am promoting this lingerie
brand to actually earn money."

- Yeah, but she also needs

to protect
her long-term reputation.

If I was brought in
as crisis management,

I would say to her,
"It's a rechange of brand."

The greatest artists
in the world do that.

Nobody stays
in a certain space.

And when circumstances change,
you really have to change.

- Totally.
- Do you know what I mean?

- Erika invented
this character, Erika Jayne,

and I think that's where
she feels the most strength.

That alter ego needs
to go away for a minute

because I don't think
this is a good move for Erika.

- I've been
through a bankruptcy,

a £550 million-bankruptcy.

It was
a billion-dollar bankruptcy.

If I had behaved a certain way,

they would've pushed it
and pushed it and pushed it.

Do you understand?
You just can't

stick your fingers up,
particularly in--

Mine was a corporate situation.

This is dollars
not going to these victims,

which was something like
50 grand or 100 grand each,

life-changing money
for these guys,

and she's there
with her legs in the air.

It's not a good look, babe.

- Coming up...

Thanks for showing up.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Hi, guys.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Wow. This looks so amazing.

This is magic.

Absolutely magic.

Wow.

Guys, we're all good?
- Yes, ma'am.

- Is this for the crème brûlée?
- Yes.

- Those are beautiful.

I love that you're wearing
your Haitian flag.

Sak pasé.
- N'ap boule.

[laughter]
Love it.

- I am very excited
to have the women over.

You guys, I'm having a dinner
next week at my house,

and it's going to be
a Haitian meal.

- Yay.

- Party.
What's happening?

- I just need
to finish speaking

with catering
and the bartender.

- Awesome. Thank you so much.
- Yes.

- I couldn't do all of this
without you.

This is me opening up
my world, my culture,

showing them that I want them
to get to know me more,

and I'd like to get
to know them more as well.

Oh, what's on the menu?
Please, do tell. Do tell.

- We're gonna start
with a pâté,

and then I have
a mini soup joumou.

- If you don't have soup joumou
as a Haitian,

we're taking your card
and your flag away.

- Exactly.
- You're not really Haitian.

I brought a chef because
I love cooking Haitian food,

but it's definitely a process.

It takes time
to cook Haitian food.

I only cook it on the weekends.

- Doesn't this look delicious?

- It's all good.
I made some griot,

which is our Haitian pork.

Ham, mac and cheese.

All right, guys.
I'm gonna go get dressed.

- All right?
- Okay. Lay her down.

This is fun.

We have to amuse ourselves.

[line trilling]

- Yes?

- Do you have an angled
eye shadow brush

that I can borrow?

- Can you bring it
to me, please?

- Love you. Bye.

She's so put out.
She doesn't have time for me.

Hi, angel.
- I brought you three options,

so whichever one
works best for you.

- I'll bring 'em right back
to you. I promise.

- Okay.
- And by the way,

tomorrow we have a meeting
with your rabbi and the cantor,

so be brushing up
on your Hebrew.

- In person?
- Don't panic.

- Well, you need to practice.
[door slams]

Did you just leave?

Portia?

That kid of mine.

[gentle music]

♪

- Pretty.

Gorgeous.

Hello? Oh, wow.

Holy moly.
Look at this.

- I'm upstairs!
- Okay.

Hello.
- Hi.

- Smells good.

- Have you ever had
Haitian food before?

- Never.
- You've never?

- No. Never.
This is my first time.

- You've never been to Haiti?
- I've been to the Bahamas.

- Oh, okay.
So you've had conch before.

- Maybe in a taco,
'cause I don't normally eat

a lot of fish,
but maybe in a taco.

I didn't grow up
in a fish family,

so I don't like fish.

I'm excited.

But tonight, because
of Garcelle's evening,

I'm gonna give it a go.

I'm gonna try my best.

- Did you make yourself
comfortable?

- Entrance.
[gasps]

- What, this old thing?

- Queen. How gorgeous.

Hon, this looks beautiful.
- Thank you.

- It's gorgeous!
- Thank you.

You look amazing.
- This is stunning.

- Make yourself
comfortable, Rinna.

- I do. You know,
now I am the first

everywhere we go,
so I'm just like--

- We were upstairs, and I said,

"It's usually me and Rinna
that are tied

to be first."
- Yeah.

- I said,
"Rinna will be first."

And then, I said
to my glam team,

I said, "Who will be last?"
And we went, "On three."

And we went,
"One, two, three. Dorit."

[laughter]

- I said, "I try to be late."
- 20 bucks. 20 bucks.

- Okay.
- Who do you think?

- You know what?
I'm gonna say Kathy.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Yay!
- Oh, my God.

This is stunning.
- Aw. You're stunning.

- How are you?
Oh, my God.

- What, what?
- I was gonna say.

I wanna burrow
right down in there.

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Hello.
- Hi! How are you?

- Oh, who is it?
Oh, it's Dorit. Oh.

- We were just
talking about you.

I lost a bet.
- Oh.

- I said you'd be last.
- Oh, well--

- For the presentation.
- Sorry to disappoint you.

- No, no, no.
Not disappointed at all.

But I owe her 20 bucks now.

- Really? Am I always the one
that shows up last?

Or is that another opportunity

for you to throw a little
passive-aggressive dig,

because, of course,
there's a smile.

[forced laughter]

- Uh, hi.
- I know!

- Pay up, girl.
- I know.

- Who's got 20 bucks?
Who's got 20 bucks?

- I wouldn't do it.
I was like, "Nope."

- Love that you just won that.

[doorbell rings]

- Hey!
- Ooh.

- You look beautiful.
How are you?

- You look sexy.
- Thank you.

I'm trying, girl.
I'm trying.

- Erika Jayne, everybody.
- Hello, Erika Jayne.

[cheers and applause]

- Um, what is the words
in the--

-
Sak pasé.
"How's it going?
How you doing?"

And then, you say,
"N'ap boule."

So sak pasé?
all:
Sak pasé?

-
N'ap boule.
all:
N'ap boule.

- Yeah!
- N'ap boule.

- There will be a test
at the end of the night.

- I love it.
Hi, ladies!

- What would you like
to drink, baby?

- Vodka.
- Vodka on the rocks?

- No, with something in it.
- Okay.

A vodka soda and another
martini, but let's go light,

'cause the night is young
and I'm not.

- Hey.
- Hi, Kyle.

- This looks beautiful.

- Hi, baby.
You look gorge.

Your hair is amazing.
- Thank you.

- This is so pretty.

[knocks on door]

- Thanks for showing up.

I'll take your coat.

- It's so awkward.

But everyone is trying to be
on their best behavior

because Garcelle
is making an effort,

having us to her new home.

- Hi, guys.

- And then,
if we burn the house down,

oh, God.

- So who are we waiting for?
We're waiting for Kathy?

- She's not coming.
- Oh.

- She's not? Oh!
- I'm sorry.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah, she can't come.

Something came up
with one of her--

- Why didn't she text me?
- Oh.

- That bitch.

- There we go.
- I never liked her.

[laughter]

Lisa Rinna?
- Yeah.

- I do not want to not pay up

when I say I'm gonna pay up,
Kyle Richards.

- Okay. Well, there we go.
Here's my request:

that this goes to a charity
of some kind of your choice.

- I was just gonna say, since--

I was gonna say,
since you bitches--

Since you were actually
betting against me,

you lost this, sweetheart.

Charity, done.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Stop talking.
Why am I looking at you, Dorit?

- Oh, wow.

[dramatic music]

[lively music]

♪

- Manouschka, we're ready.

Ladies, we are rea-dy.

So, ladies,

I just want to say,
welcome to my home.

It was really important for me

for you guys to get a glimpse
of my heritage,

and I just wanted you guys
to sort of just get a taste

of my culture and my foods.

And this is Chef Manouschka.

- Hello, Chef Manouschka.
- Hi, Chef.

- The first dish is a pâté.
- Pâté is like a fried pork.

- And then the next
is soup joumou.

This is our freedom soup.

Basically, we were told we
weren't allowed to eat pumpkin.

- And this is like
a pumpkin soup.

So enjoy, and then
we'll go on to the next.

- Yes.
- So explain the pumpkin.

- Yeah, why not--Why
not allowed to eat pumpkins?

- Yeah, why is it pumpkin?
- Only the upper class--

- The white folks.
- Yeah. You know.

- It took a little longer
to grow.

So like, caviar, like, gold--
- Right. So it was a specialty.

- Yeah.
- So it was a specialty.

- And then, over here,
if you're into spicy,

this is called pikliz.

- If you're not brave,
don't go with the pikliz.

- Okay.
- Because it's very spicy.

- Honey, we like spicy,
so let me see.

- Oh, okay.
Okay, Dorit.

- Oh, yeah.
- Her mom's from Morocco.

- Yeah. She was born
in Tangiers.

She grew up in Argentina.

- And your dad's Israeli?
- Yes.

So there's, you know, a lot
of flavor, needless to say.

That's the way I was raised.

Whereas a lot of American food
is, like, very bland, you know?

- Right.
- Yeah.

- That's--we didn't have that.
- Yeah.

- So I tend to cook that way.

And to be honest with you, I
think that's one of the things

that PK fell in love
with me about.

When I first met PK,
we didn't have our first date

until probably a month or two
after we met,

and he called me up--

I mean, you guys don't want
to hear this story.

- Just wondering if it's
gonna go through dessert.

[laughter]

- Anyways,

Garcelle, I love the flowers.

And forgive my ignorance,

but are they, like, a flower
that's typical in Haiti?

- No. I wanted to do something

to sort of bring us
to a tropical vibe.

- Those are orchids.

[dramatic musical sting]

- I'm not talking about
the orchids, you (BLEEP).

[tense music]

- Oh, wow.
- Come on.

[clinks glass]
- Sispann pale.

Sispann pale.
Sispann pale.
Okay.

- "Sispann pale"?

- Sispann pale.
"Stop talking."

Why am I looking at you, Dorit?
- Yeah, well--

How many languages
you want to tell me

to shut up in?

[laughter]

- Have Dorit and I
buried things? No.

I think we just hit pause
for a moment, but we'll see.

- Our next dish is
bolas de morue,

which is codfish balls.

When we didn't have
refrigeration,

we really relied
on salting fish

so it can last and sustain us,

so this is a dish that really
means a lot to us as well.

Enjoy.
- Yummy!

- Don't even act like that
doesn't look like a wiener.

It does.
- Weiner?

- Oh, yes!
That is phallic-y.

- Is this like
the tartar sauce?

- This?

- The food is not
what I'm used to.

But because it's Garcelle
and her heritage,

I'm making a real,
like, effort,

and I'm gonna just eat it.

I'm gonna eat it.

I did it.
I ate fish.

I did it.

[crunch]
I did it.

- This is lambi,

which is conch with djon-djon,

which is a mushroom black rice.

- All right.
- Oh.

- So bon appétit.
- What is conch?

- It's kind of like--
- A snail.

A sea snail.
- Yeah.

It's the Haitian way.

You don't know what you're
gonna see in the kitchen.

- [quietly]
I'm not gonna eat snail.

- Growing up
as a Haitian child,

the only Black kid
in the whole school,

I invite a friend over
who I'm excited about,

my first American friend.

- Ooh, I love it.

- And I walk into our kitchen,

and there's a dead goat's head
in the sink.

- It's good.

- My little white friend
was out the door.

- What's that noi--
Oh, wow.

Something exciting is
going on over there.

- It sounds like crème brûlée.
- Lavender crème brûlée.

- Yum.
- Oh, gorgeous.

- It's not a Haitian dessert.
- Oh, it's not?

- No.
- Okay.

- But it's pretty.

- Everything has been
so delicious. Thank you.

- Yeah, it really has.
Thank you so much.

- Really. Really.
- Yeah, lovely.

- I ate everything of this.
- Yeah, you did.

- I did. I ate everything.
- I love that.

That means a lot.
- Delicious.

- Are you feeling this?

- I was just--
it's so interesting.

There's, like--
it's, like, jewels.

Like, mine is like
fake sparkles.

Yours is like real jewels.

- Lisa, we've had
this conversation many times.

- Are we going down
the couture route?

- Do you want to go down
the couture route?

- No, I don't.

- This one gets
very competitive when shopping.

- I think you're the same.

- Yeah, I am.
- Oh, okay.

- She was a little nasty
to me at Bonhams.

She said I was talking
to "my friend," about me,

and used these marks about me.

- She did not do air italics.

- I talk about it
with a "friend."

- She said, "My friend."

- I called her "my friend."
- Kyle?

- Yeah, I did,
and I'm sorry for that.

You're my real friend,

and I believe that 100%
and totally. I do.

- Well, I'm here for Garcelle,

so I really don't care
about anybody's "friendship."

I'm scrolling
"The New York Times,"

and it's more interesting.

- I apologize for that,

because it was offensive
and it was hurtful,

and then we bought jewelry,
so it was all fine.

But really, I'm sorry.

- I appreciate that.
Thank you.

- I'm glad you're "here."

[laughter]

- You were a little bit
of an asshole,

and--but, you know.

I forgot to do this.
[laughter]

- God.

- Coming up...

- You guys aren't friends.
[dramatic musical sting]

You hurt her, she hurt you,
and it's, like, over.

[lively music]

[upbeat music]

- Should we move
to the living room?

- Sure.
- This was so nice.

This was a great dinner,
Garcelle.

- I loved it.
- Loved it. Loved it.

- It's cold.
Oh, my God.

It is cold, guys.
Jiminy Cricket.

- Why don't you just
pop the heater on?

- The heat is on.
- Oh, it is. [laughs]

- Should I pass out blankets?

- Is Erika here?

- There's no assigned seats.

- Everybody here is
aware of the fact

that Sutton and Erika
are not speaking.

It is just as awkward for them
as everyone around them.

- So who wants coats?
I'm passing out coats.

- Coats?

- That is so cute.
Here. We'll go like this.

- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Perfect.

Oh, look at that cute coat.

That matches you.
- I love it.

- I love our party favors.
[laughter]

- Isn't that cute?
- I'm always cold.

- Well, you always wear
beautiful, bright colors.

- Yeah, we were talking
about bright colors. Yeah.

- Me too.
- I try to also.

- I love the yellow Gucci pants
you wore.

I've been trying to find them.
- Yeah.

- Oh, I love those.

- Those were good pants.

- Oh, you weren't there.
You weren't invited.

- Hi, guys.
- Oh, you look so pretty.

I love your pants.

- Oh, damn. We shouldn't
have brought that up.

- You weren't invited
that night.

Sorry. You weren't.
- What night was that?

- She--we just--
- Well...

- I don't remember
when I wore that.

- So do you feel like
you've been told the truth?

- No.

- That's okay.

- I didn't bring it up.
- Well, that makes it more--

It's just the night that
we went to Dorit's house.

- Yes, it's the night
we went to Dorit's house

and you weren't there.

- I am gonna dip out because--
- As you should.

- Yeah, I know.

- Me too.
I'm gonna go with you.

- Yeah, you know what?
I think I might too.

- Okay.
- I'll go with you.

- Thank you so much
for everything.

- Oh, my pleasure.
Thank you for coming.

You're so welcome.
- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you
for a beautiful evening.

- Aw, thank you.
- I really had a nice--

Yeah, it was gorgeous,
and the food was great.

- Aw, thank you.
- I had a lot of fun.

- Get home safely, you guys.

- Whoo! Boy, it's chilly.
Nippy-nippy.

- That was lovely.
I had a great time.

- Was that the first time
that you saw Erika?

- Well, yeah. You think I've
seen her in the past five days?

I don't have anything to say,
so I'm good.

- You don't expect an apology?

- I don't care
if I get an apology or not.

- Okay.
- Here's the problem.

She's expecting one.

- She's expecting--
[laughs haughtily]

If anybody deserves an apology,

it's the victims!

- Erika?
- For being called a liar.

- Oh.
- And then, maybe me.

She threatened me,

with fangs out!

I got pushed
into a conversation

that I didn't want to have
at a dinner table--

- I agree.
- With everybody involved.

- The point is,
is we're trying to say,

if you say something
and you put it out there,

you've got to just be honest
in the moment.

If you guys have a conversation
about me that is something

like calling me a liar
or that questions my integrity,

please say it to me.
I want to know that.

You know what I mean?
Is that making sense?

- It's making sense,
but it's triggering me, though.

- About what?
- About you and I.

Because you're saying, "If
you're gonna call me a liar,

call it to my face.
Don't wait six months,"

and that's what happened
between us.

- You came to my charity event,

raised your paddle
to donate $5,000

to Children's Hospital
Los Angeles,

and never paid.
- What?

I would've rather you'd say,
"Um, hello, we still haven't

gotten the check,"
but we don't have to go back.

- I didn't do that.
That was Children's Hospital.

- I know!
- I don't handle that.

- You keep saying that,
but that's not okay.

- I mean, you talk
about picking a lane?

I thought we were okay,
Garcelle,

but now you're
switching lanes again.

I don't handle that.
I'm not the money collector.

- I got it.
- So--and we're past that.

- No, we're past that.
- And I appreciate that.

And you handled that.
- You know what I am sick of?

I am sick of being
in the hot seat.

- Well, what do we do about
you guys moving forward now?

Because you can't just not talk
at all ever again in the group.

- Well--

- What do you think, guys?
- I was with her.

There's no moving forward
for her.

- Erika?
- Yeah.

- Calling me a liar is like,
"Oh, hell no."

- What if
she approaches you again?

- There's nothing new to say.
- Right. Right.

- And there's no apology
coming out of my mouth ever

about anything that I said
at that table.

- She said that?
- To me.

- About Sutton?
- Yes. About Sutton.

There's no path
to resolution with them.

- Since Kathy's dinner?

- Since Kathy's dinner,
when you called her a liar.

There's no path.
- So you think just pretend?

Like, the two of them, like,
just ignore each other

in the group?
- There's no one pretending.

They're not pretending
to be friends.

They're just acting cordial.
That's what people do.

- That was not
two people being cordial.

That was being rude
and icing each other out,

and that is uncomfortable
for everybody around them.

But, like, if two people
aren't even talking,

I'm just curious
if they have a plan.

- That's fine. You sit at
the other ends of the table,

and they don't have to talk,
and that's how people act.

No one has to hang out and be,
like, phony and whatever.

That's such BS. I hate that.

- Well, I hate that too.

But I can tell you that,
for me, personally,

if I'm at a small, intimate
dinner with seven women

and I know that two of us
aren't speaking,

I'd feel like, "How do I
fix this moving forward,

even if it's just
putting a Band-Aid?"

Like, I don't know.

- They don't need a and-Aid.
- No, I don't need a Band-Aid.

- I think she's said plenty.

I think Erika has heard plenty.

And no one needs to push people
just to cause more pain.

It's just
absolutely unnecessary.

- So let it be.
- You guys aren't friends.

You hurt her, she hurt you,
and it's, like, over.

- If you're good with that
and she's okay with that,

then let it go.
And it is what it is.

Anyway, this was
a really beautiful night.

[laughter]
It really was.

- Next time

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

[all howling]

- Sue and I communicate
with each other.

[howls]

- So I'm not the only crazy one
in this group.

- There's actually a guy
that I'm going to show to you.

- (BLEEP)!
[laughter]

I see abs,

and then I hear my bed springs
making noise.

He's hot.

- Tom's house was broken in to,

and he confronted the burglar,

and then had to go
have eye surgery.

And then, my son had
to go over and help.

- Recently?
- And then he rolled his car

five times on the way home.

Yeah, I'm under
a lot of stress.

- Wait, what?

- What you're suggesting then

is that Erika's
not telling the truth.

- No, I'm suggesting she's
been in a controlling marriage

for 20 years,

and she's still
being controlled.

- There's lies
all over the place.

- You had everyone up
in arms today.

- About what?
What'd I do?

- You said that
we're all coming after you.

- I speak four languages.
- Good for you.

- And that doesn't make sense
in any one of them.

- My God, will you shut up?