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DOUG, I'M GONNA MISS MY TRAIN.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
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WOULD YOU RELAX?
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YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
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OKAY, THAT CLOCK
ONLY HAS ONE HAND.
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OH, YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT
ON THE COFFEE MAKER?
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OH, WELL, THE COFFEE MAKER
IS MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME,
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PLUS, IT'S
5 MINUTES FAST,
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SO THAT WOULD
MAKE IT, UH...
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I CAN'T DO THIS.
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ALL RIGHT, THE MICROWAVE
SAYS IT'S 7:10. THAT'S GOOD.
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7:09,
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7:08.
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OH, THAT'S MY EGG POCKET.
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I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK.
WHAT DOES YOUR WATCH SAY?
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IT'S NOT A WATCH.
IT JUST COUNTS MY STEPS.
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HOLY CRAP, I'M AT 32.
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I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN.
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THANK YOU.
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SO, JULIE COMES IN
EVERY MORNING AT 10:00,
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AND LEAVES AT 4:00, AND LEAVES
ME WITH ALL HER FRIGGIN' WORK.
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I SHOULD REPORT
HER, RIGHT?
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CAN I OFFER A LITTLE
ADVICE ABOUT THIS?
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I MEAN, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A RAT, BUT...
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SHE IS ANNOYING.
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AND ON TOP OF THAT, SHE
HAS THE WORST HAIR, SO...
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MAY I, DARLING-
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DAD-DAD,
PLEASE. OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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I'LL JUST FIGURE IT OUT.
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OKAY, BYE-BYE.
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OKAY, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THIS JULIE THING.
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IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME,
FINISH YOUR DINNER,
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'CAUSE I HAVE TO MEET
DOUG AT THE MOVIES.
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I DEALT WITH THIS TYPE OF CHARACTER
WHEN I WAS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT
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ON A LITTLE SHOW
CALLED SESAME STREET.
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YOU WORKED ON
SESAME STREET?
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SURE. FROM MARCH OF '76
TO MID-MARCH OF '76.
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ANYWAY, I CAN'T NAME NAMES,
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BUT I HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION
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WITH A LARGE BIRD
WITH AN EVEN BIGGER EGO.
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ALL RIGHT, IS THERE
A POINT TO THIS, DAD?
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I'VE HAD CLOSE TO
200 JOBS IN MY LIFE,
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SO I KNOW A THING OR TWO
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ABOUT OFFICE POLITICS.
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NOW, DO YOU HAVE
ACCESS TO FIREARMS?
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OKAY.
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I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT HER.
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I NEVER SAID "SHOOT." JUST
LET HER KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.
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COME ON.
EAT YOUR BEETS NOW.
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I WILL NOT
EAT MY BEETS!
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WHY IS IT, DAY AFTER DAY,
I OFFER YOU SOUND ADVICE
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ON HOW TO FIX
YOUR PATHETIC LIFE,
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AND YOU REJECT IT
EVERY TIME?
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WELL, I'VE HAD IT
WITH YOU!
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ACTUALLY, I STORMED OFF
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
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I'M REALLY
QUITE HUNGRY.
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PERFECT. BLOOD THIEVES 2
STARTS IN 10 MINUTES.
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I DON'T WANT
TO SEE A MOVIE
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WHERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
GET THEIR BLOOD STOLEN.
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OKAY. WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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HONEY, IT'S DATE NIGHT.
I WANT TO SEE BON VIVANT.
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OKAY, UNLESS THAT'S
FOREIGN FOR "STEALING BLOOD,"
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EH-EH.
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HEY, GUYS.
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OH, GOOD. PUT DOUG
OUT OF HIS MISERY.
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HE WANTS TO SEE
BLOOD THIEVES 2.
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OH, I LOVED
THE FIRST ONE.
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YEAH. IN THIS ONE,
THERE'S EVEN LESS TALKING.
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I'M IN.
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ACTUALLY, I WANT
TO SEE BON VIVANT.
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THANK YOU. FINALLY,
SOMEBODY WITH SOME TASTE.
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YOU MEAN, SOMEBODY
WITH SOME GAY.
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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HEY, I HAVE
AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T ME AND DEACON SEE BON
VIVANT AND YOU GUYS SEE YOUR THING?
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THAT'S GREAT.
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LET'S DO IT.
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON, GIRL.
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I'M GONNA GET SOME SNACKS.
HOW MANY HOT DOGS YOU WANT?
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I'M IN A BIT OF
A TIME CRUNCH HERE,
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BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
A MAN IN CRISIS.
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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YOU CALLED ME.
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YES, TO SHARE MY CONSIDERABLE
KNOWLEDGE AND LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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I'M OLDER THAN YOU.
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THEN YOU SHOULD BE WISE
ENOUGH TO HEED MY ADVICE.
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I ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE
YOU SAID YOU'D BUY ME A SCONE.
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AND I WILL, AFTER WE SORT
OUT YOUR TROUBLED LIFE.
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NOW, WHERE DO YOU SEE
YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?
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DEAD.
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FAIR ENOUGH.
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5 YEARS?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHERE
I SEE MYSELF IN 5 MINUTES:
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BACK ON THE BUS.
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SO, I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME WITH
THAT GUY, STEVE, THE OTHER NIGHT.
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UH-HUH.
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SO, DO I CALL HIM,
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OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT
FOR HIM TO CALL ME?
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UM...
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I JUST HAD
3 MUSCLE RELAXERS,
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SO I'M GONNA GO TO THE
BATHROOM AND LIE DOWN FOR A BIT.
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DO NOT CALL THIS FELLOW.
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EXCUSE ME?
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I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING
YOUR CONVERSATION
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BECAUSE I WAS
EAVESDROPPING.
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NO OFFENSE,
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BUT I'M NOT SURE
I WANT ADVICE
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FROM A GUY WHO BOUNCES
A CHECK FOR $1.42.
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I HAVE OFF-SHORE ACCOUNTS.
I WAS MOVING MONIES AROUND.
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WHATEVER.
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NOW, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
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SHOULD YOU CALL THIS
NE'ER-DO-WELL, STEVE.
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HE'S A DENTIST.
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I'VE GOT ONE, THANK YOU.
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THE POINT IS,
IF YOU CALL HIM
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YOU'RE GOING
TO SOUND DESPERATE.
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LET HIM COME TO YOU.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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NOW, CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?
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A CAPPUCCINO MUFFIN
AND A MOCHA LATTE.
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THAT'S $5.85.
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WHO SHALL I MAKE THIS OUT TO?
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HEY! HOW'D YOU
LIKE THE MOVIE?
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OH, IT WAS SO SCARY.
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YEAH, AND NEWS FLASH,
WITHOUT BLOOD, YOU'RE NOTHING.
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GOOD TO KNOW.
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SO HOW WAS YOUR
PRECIOUS BON VIVANT?
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GREAT.
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WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
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I CAN'T
TELL YOU EXACTLY,
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BUT IT WAS
VERY WELL DONE.
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OH, CHECK IT OUT.
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SATURDAY THEY'RE STARTING
THE INTERNATIONAL FILM SERIES.
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THE DIRECTOR'S GONNA
BE THERE FOR A Q-AND-A.
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OH, I'D BE INTO THAT.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
OH, WAIT, I FORGOT.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO GET DRUNK
AND PASS OUT THAT NIGHT.
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WE CAN'T GO. I PROMISED THE
KIDS WE'D TAKE 'EM GO-KARTING.
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KEL, MY LEGS ARE TOO
LONG FOR THOSE THINGS.
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I HAVE SHORT LEGS.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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WHOO!
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WE WANT FISH STICKS!
WE WANT FISH STICKS!
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WE WANT FISH STICKS!
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CRANBERRY MUFFIN.
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BE A DEAR,
USE THE TONGS.
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HOW MUCH
DO I OWE YOU?
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OH, IT'S
ON THE HOUSE.
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REALLY?
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YEAH. EVERY BOUNCED CHECK
COSTS US $20 IN BANK FEES.
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OH, WHY, THANK YOU.
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BESIDES, THANKS TO YOUR ADVICE,
I'M GOING OUT WITH STEVE AGAIN.
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OH, REALLY? WELL, IT
WAS MY PLEASURE TO HELP.
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ACTUALLY, I'D LOVE TO GET
SOME ADVICE ON SOMETHING ELSE.
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OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE,
ALTHOUGH I DO THINK BETTER
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WITH A COMPLIMENTARY
SACK OF BAGEL CHIPS.
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UM, WELL, I RENT THIS
REALLY CHEAP APARTMENT,
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BUT THERE'S BEEN
A LOT OF BREAK-INS,
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SO I WAS THINKING
I SHOULD BUY A CONDO.
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NO, NO, NO,
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STAY PUT.
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THE REAL ESTATE MARKET
IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.
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BUT MY NEIGHBORHOOD'S
REALLY DANGEROUS.
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AND SO IS
BUYING ON THE BUBBLE.
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MY ADVICE? STAY AWAY
FROM THE COLOR PEACH.
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HEY.
HEY, HONEY.
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LISTEN, KELLY CALLED. YOU
LEFT YOUR JACKET IN HER CAR.
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OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET IT TOMORROW.
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SO, HOW WAS MINI-GOLF?
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IT WAS GOOD, BUT I HAD TO
GIVE MAJOR ANOTHER TIME OUT,
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AND, UH...
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KIRBY'S BEEN ASKING A LOT OF
QUESTIONS ABOUT THE LADIES,
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SO I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
TO HAVE "THE TALK" WITH HIM.
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OH, BOY.
YEAH.
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I WAS HOPING YOU CAN GO
OVER SOME STUFF WITH ME,
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'CAUSE, UH...
NEVER BEEN 100% SURE
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ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
GOT GOING ON DOWN THERE.
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I KNOW, BABY.
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HOW WAS YOGA?
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OH, IT WAS GREAT.
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DEACON IS SO FLEXIBLE,
HE'S LIKE A RUBBER BAND.
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HE REALLY HELPED
ME GET INTO MY HIPS.
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I'M GONNA BE SORE TOMORROW,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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BUT IT'S A GOOD SORE, RIGHT? YEAH.
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LISTEN, I'M MAKING
RAVIOLI FOR DINNER.
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OH. ACTUALLY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAD CARBS TODAY, SO I'LL
JUST HAVE A SALAD TONIGHT.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, KELLY THINKS I NEED
TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS,
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AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S RIGHT.
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I GOTTA BE HONEST
WITH YOU, HONEY.
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I THINK KELLY HAS
BEEN GREAT FOR YOU.
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THANKS. I GOTTA SAY, AS LONG AS
YOU'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH DEACON-
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU JUST SEEM...
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HAPPY.
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I AM. I AM.
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I GOTTA SAY THAT WE
HAVEN'T HUNG OUT TOGETHER,
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YOU KNOW, JUST
THE TWO OF US.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD
MAKE A PLAN TO DO THAT.
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DEFINITELY!
HOW ABOUT FRIDAY?
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OOH! NO, FRIDAY I CAN'T.
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DEACON AND I, WE HAVE
THAT GALLERY THING, SO...
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THOUGH,
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HOW ABOUT WE MEET YOU AND
KELLY FOR DRINKS BEFORE?
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I'LL CHECK WITH THE BOSS.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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WELL, DINNER'LL BE
READY IN A HALF HOUR.
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ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA
BANG OUT SOME CRUNCHES.
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THE GUY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE
US THE BIG STUFFED ANIMAL.
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HE WANTED TO GIVE US
THIS LITTLE TROLL DOLL.
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SO WHAT DOES THIS ONE DO?
SHE PICKS UP A BASKETBALL,
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AND DRAINS
5 IN A ROW, BAM!
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AND WHO WALKS OUT OF THERE
WITH A GIANT PANDA?
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WE DID!
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GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. OH, MAN.
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HEY, TELL 'EM WHAT YOU
ASKED THAT TURKISH DIRECTOR.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY
WOULDN'T KNOW. YOU KNOW.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
I KNOW.
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WE DIDN'T OFFER YOU GUYS
A DRINK. NAME YOUR POISON.
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I'LL TAKE A BEER.
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ALL RIGHT, BOTTLE OF SUDS
FOR THE RUBBER BAND MAN.
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MERLOT, AND... OH, BOY,
I SHOULD KNOW THIS.
227
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:50,414
UH...
228
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,716
SEA BREEZE.
229
00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:52,783
JACK AND COKE.
230
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,117
JACK AND COKE!
231
00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,871
HEY, DEAC, DID YOU
GET A HAIRCUT?
232
00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,073
YEP.
233
00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,174
AND THE BEARD'S NEXT.
234
00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:06,497
KEL, THERE'S NO
BEER IN THE FRIDGE.
235
00:11:06,564 --> 00:11:08,649
YEAH, I TOLD YOU
TO GET SOME MORE.
236
00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:09,934
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
237
00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:13,104
I HAD TO TAKE THE KIDS TO THE
PARK AND WE WENT BY ARBY'S.
238
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,940
I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE
KIDS EATING BEFORE DINNER.
239
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,260
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
JUST MAKE THEM WATCH ME EAT?
240
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:22,446
THEY NEED TO COME HOME
TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK.
241
00:11:22,513 --> 00:11:23,547
THEY'RE AT SCHOOL
ALL DAY.
242
00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:26,117
THEY DESERVE
A LITTLE ROAST BEEF.
243
00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:28,919
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, DOUG,
THEY SHOULDN'T BE EATING-
244
00:11:28,987 --> 00:11:30,721
EXCUSE ME, DEAC.
I GOT IT.
245
00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:32,239
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!
246
00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:34,491
ONE MINUTE I'M NOT SPENDING
ENOUGH TIME WITH THEM.
247
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,727
NOW IT'S TOO MUCH?
I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU!
248
00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,214
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
249
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,515
I'M GOING TO
GET US SOME BEER.
250
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,017
NOW? WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE.
251
00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:44,685
FINE!
252
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,557
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOTTA GET GOING.
253
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,393
YEAH, THAT BRIDGE
IS GONNA BE NUTS.
254
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:54,862
YEAH.
255
00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:57,431
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HAS
BEEN FUN. THANKS SO MUCH.
256
00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:58,565
LATER.
257
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,607
I'M GONNA GO
CHECK ON THE BOYS.
258
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,235
SIR...
259
00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:19,619
IF THIS IS
ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER,
260
00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:22,589
I WAS PLANNING TO PAY FOR IT
ONCE THE LINE WENT DOWN.
261
00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:23,957
OH, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
262
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:25,526
I WAS TALKING
TO MY MANAGER,
263
00:12:25,594 --> 00:12:28,362
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE.
264
00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:32,884
OH! ANOTHER LOST SOUL
NEEDS MY COMPASS.
265
00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,118
PLEASE, SIT.
266
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,286
THANK YOU.
267
00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:36,988
WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU?
268
00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:40,707
CAREER, FAMILY,
SEXUAL CONFUSION?
269
00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:42,976
UH, I JUST WANT TO KNOW
270
00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:45,696
WHO I SHOULD BET ON IN
TOMORROW'S BASKETBALL GAME.
271
00:12:45,763 --> 00:12:48,565
OOH, A GAMBLER.
272
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,983
YEAH. SO WHO
WOULD YOU BET,
273
00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,652
THE NETS OR SPURS?
274
00:12:51,719 --> 00:12:54,455
ARE THEY STILL USING
A RED, WHITE AND BLUE BALL?
275
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,523
NO.
276
00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:57,858
THEN BET THE NETS!
277
00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:58,992
THANKS, MAN.
278
00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:00,827
HEY, IT'S WHAT I DO.
279
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,133
PUT IT ALL ON THE SPURS.
280
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:08,970
WHOA! I SAID, THE NETS.
281
00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:10,938
I KNOW,
BUT GLORIA TOLD ME
282
00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,940
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
I SHOULD DO THE OPPOSITE.
283
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:14,808
WHAT?
284
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:17,378
SHE SAYS ANY ADVICE FROM
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE WRONG,
285
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:18,829
SO IF I DO
THE OPPOSITE,
286
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:21,982
I WIN AND I GET MY VAN
OUT OF THE IMPOUND.
287
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,535
I SEE.
288
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:28,205
HEY, ARTHUR, I NEED
SOME MORE ADVICE.
289
00:13:29,624 --> 00:13:31,124
DO YOU NOW?
290
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,398
HEY, HONEY.
291
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:38,432
HEY.
292
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,933
WHAT ARE
YOU WATCHING?
293
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:42,936
LEONARD NIMOY.
294
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,309
HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING
READY TO GO OUT WITH KELLY?
295
00:13:48,376 --> 00:13:51,979
I WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE
WITH THAT WOMAN.
296
00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:54,248
OH, ARE YOU
STILL FIGHTING?
297
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:55,082
MM.
I'M SO SORRY.
298
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,101
WHATEVER, MAN.
299
00:13:57,168 --> 00:14:00,538
LISTEN, I FIGURED WE'D JUST HANG OUT
TONIGHT AND GET A PIZZA OR SOMETHING.
300
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,324
UH, ACTUALLY, I CAN'T.
I HAVE PLANS WITH DEACON.
301
00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:05,343
WHAT?
302
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,561
YEAH. REMEMBER, WE DO
OUR MOVIE THING TONIGHT?
303
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,215
IF I'M NOT SPENDING TIME WITH KELLY,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANGING OUT WITH DEACON.
304
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:13,000
WELL, THAT'S
NOT FAIR.
305
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,637
I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO SUFFER
JUST BECAUSE YOU AND KELLY ARE FIGHTING?
306
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:19,090
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY WIFE.
307
00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:21,558
HOW ABOUT I CALL
KELLY FOR YOU?
308
00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:23,910
NO! I'M NOT GOING
CRAWLING BACK TO HER.
309
00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:25,562
BUT-BUT, BABY,
JUST 2 DAYS AGO,
310
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:28,465
YOU SAID SHE WAS THE BEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.
311
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:31,002
NOW YOU'RE JUST WILLING
TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY?
312
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,920
YES! NO! I DON'T KNOW!
313
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:34,488
MY WHOLE WORLD
IS UPSIDE-DOWN!
314
00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:36,724
OKAY!
315
00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:38,892
LET ME JUST CALL HER
FOR YOU NOW, OKAY?
316
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,695
I'LL SMOOTH
THINGS OVER.
317
00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,763
FINE, BUT DON'T TELL
HER I'M HERE, OKAY?
318
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,931
I CAN'T BE HERE.
319
00:14:44,999 --> 00:14:46,800
ACT NATURAL TOO.
OH, BE QUIET.
320
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:48,902
EXCUSE ME. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
321
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,771
HEY, KEL, IT'S ME.
322
00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:54,442
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU AND DOUG ARE GOING
THROUGH A LITTLE ROUGH PATCH HERE.
323
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:59,246
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
SOMETIMES DOUG SAYS THINGS
324
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:01,632
HE REALLY DOESN'T MEAN.
325
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:05,636
THE THING IS, IS HE'S
JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT.
326
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,572
YOU KNOW WHAT
I DO WITH HIM?
327
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,908
I GIVE HIM A PRETZEL
OR A CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
328
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,110
THAT JUST CALMS HIM
RIGHT DOWN. REALLY.
329
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,245
UH-HUH.
330
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:15,545
OKAY.
331
00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:17,782
BUT, KEL, IF
HE CAN JUST-
332
00:15:17,849 --> 00:15:19,316
OKAY. BYE.
333
00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:21,786
SO?
334
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,121
YOU'RE DEAD TO HER.
335
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,266
I GOT FIRED.
336
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,002
WHAT?
SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
337
00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:40,571
ARTHUR SAID THAT I SHOULDN'T
ASK MR. BERMAN FOR A RAISE,
338
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,105
SO I DEMANDED ONE.
339
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:44,174
I DID THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT HE SAID.
340
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:46,210
WHY DIDN'T THAT WORK?
341
00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:48,045
BECAUSE I KNEW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING,
342
00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:52,082
AND I GAVE YOU THE
OPPOSITE OF THE OPPOSITE.
343
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,984
WHAT?
344
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,570
YEAH. "LOOSE LIPS" OVER
HERE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
345
00:15:56,638 --> 00:15:59,740
YOU COST ME MY JOB!
I CAN'T PAY MY RENT NOW!
346
00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,575
I'M GONNA BE
OUT ON THE STREET!
347
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,477
AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS,
348
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,279
SO NOW WE'RE EVEN.
349
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:11,619
MUCH LIKE THE
NEO-REALISTS OF THE '70S,
350
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:13,687
YOUR USE OF FRUIT
AND OFTEN BREAD
351
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,956
SEEM SIGNIFICANT.
352
00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:17,824
AH, LE FRUIT.
353
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,293
YES. YEAH.
354
00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:21,862
I PLACED A ROTTING APPLE
ON THE WINDOWSILL
355
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:26,267
TO TRY AND SYMBOLIZE
THE CORRUPTION OF PASCHA'S SOUL.
356
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:28,318
MM.
357
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,338
WHAT SYMBOLIZES
THAT MY ASS IS ASLEEP?
358
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:33,106
SHH!
YOU SHUSH!
359
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:36,893
WAS THE RAIN IN
THE LAST SCENE PLANNED-
360
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,179
WOULD YOU SIT STILL?
361
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:41,248
THIS IS BRUTAL.
HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS?
362
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,517
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE AN HOUR. AN HOUR?
363
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,985
WOULD YOU PLEASE
CONTROL HIM?
364
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:46,086
I AM TRYING.
365
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:47,538
A LITTLE HELP HERE,
YOU KNOW.
366
00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:49,206
HE'S YOUR HUSBAND.
I KNOW THAT.
367
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,375
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP
THROWING THAT IN MY FACE.
368
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,281
I'M GONNA ASK HIM A
QUESTION ABOUT PEPE LE PEW.
369
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,349
STOP IT!
370
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,716
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
371
00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:02,235
NO, PLEASE DON'T GO.
I'LL PUT HIM IN THE CAR.
372
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,288
THIS WHOLE THING IS GETTING
KIND OF WEIRD ANYWAY.
373
00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:07,057
IT'S NOT WEIRD,
IT'S GREAT.
374
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,758
I'M SORRY, CARRIE.
375
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,845
DEACON, PLEASE
DON'T LEAVE!
376
00:17:11,912 --> 00:17:14,314
YOU'RE CAUSING
A SCENE.
377
00:17:14,382 --> 00:17:15,615
I DON'T CARE!
378
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:18,469
CARRIE, IT'S OVER.
379
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:27,828
YOU STILL GOT ME.
380
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,430
SHUT UP.
381
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,231
LOOK, I'M NOT HAPPY
ABOUT IT EITHER,
382
00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:34,000
BUT THIS IS THE HAND
WE'VE BEEN DEALT. YOU KNOW?
383
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:39,289
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
384
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:41,826
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
385
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,363
WELL, I GUESS I CAN
MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT
386
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,766
TO DO THE STUFF
THAT YOU WANT TO DO.
387
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,351
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S MY BABY.
388
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:52,619
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
389
00:17:52,687 --> 00:17:54,454
MAYBE I'LL MAKE
MORE OF AN EFFORT
390
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,724
TO DO THE STUFF
THAT YOU WANT TO DO.
391
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,425
LET'S START WITH ME.
392
00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:01,562
WHOA!
393
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:04,598
WHA!
394
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,957
SEE, THIS MOVIE'S
A NICE COMPROMISE.
395
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:16,026
IT'S FRENCH,
BUT IT'S ABOUT A GUY
396
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:19,196
WHO CUTS OFF PEOPLE'S FEET
WITH A CHAINSAW.
397
00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:20,464
EXCEPT THEY DON'T
SHOW ANYTHING.
398
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,066
THEY JUST TALK
ABOUT IT IN A CAFE.
399
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:25,452
WELL, THEY'RE LEAVING IT
UP TO YOUR IMAGINATION.
400
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,821
OKAY, I DIDN'T PAY $10
TO IMAGINE-
401
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:28,939
SHH!
402
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,974
HEY, DON'T SHUSH HIM. HE'S RIGHT.
403
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,543
THIS MOVIE BLOWS.
404
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:35,178
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
HAVE SEEN ANGEL OF DEATH.
405
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:39,666
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST STARTING.
DO YOU WANT TO GO?
406
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:41,535
OKAY.
407
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,123
OKAY.
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