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HAPPY 40TH, DOUGLAS.
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OH, WOW. HEY.
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HERE WE GO.
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"WELCOME TO STEREO."
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IT'S MARVELOUS.
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YOU HEAR A BOWLING BALL
ROLLING IN ONE SPEAKER
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AND THE PINS FALLING DOWN
IN THE OTHER.
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I THINK WE'VE FOUND
OUR NEW MAKE-OUT ALBUM.
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OK, THIS ONE'S
FROM DANNY.
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OK.
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YEAH, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO GET YOU.
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THEN I WALKED BY
LAZY EDDIE'S.
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THE GRASPER?
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YEAH. YOU USE IT
TO PICK UP STUFF.
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AND THE FIRST PART
OF MY BODY HAS BEEN REPLACED.
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OH!
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YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
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REACHING WAS THE ONLY
CARDIO HE HAD LEFT.
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OH, YOU CAN JUST PUT THOSE
IN THE SINK. THANKS.
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OK.
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SO HAS DOUG BEEN FREAKING
OUT ABOUT TURNING 40?
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NO. HE'S DOING FINE.
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OH. MY HUSBAND MATT
TOTALLY WENT TO PIECES.
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REALLY?
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YEAH. IT WAS ROUGH
FOR A WHILE,
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BUT IT ENDED UP BEING JUST THE
KICK IN THE PANTS HE NEEDED.
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HE GOT BACK INTO SHAPE.
HE STARTED HIS OWN BUSINESS.
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OH. AND HE'S TAKING ME
TO PARIS NEXT MONTH.
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HUH.
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HEY, UH, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MARSHMALLOWS?
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DOUG WANTS TO SEE IF HE CAN
CATCH 'EM WITH THE GRASPER.
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UPPER RIGHT CABINET.
OK.
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BUT DON'T USE 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE
THAT'S HOW I GIVE HIM HIS LIPITOR.
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HEY, DEAC, UH,
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DOUG'S TAKING 40
IN STRIDE, HUH?
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OH, YEAH.
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'CAUSE I KNOW SOME GUYS THIS
AGE, THEY START FREAKING OUT.
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THEY START WONDERING,
"AM I HAPPY WHERE I AM?
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IS THIS ALL THERE IS?"
WHY ISN'T HE FREAKING OUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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'CAUSE, I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE.
SHOULDN'T HE?
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UH-HUH. YOU KNOW
I DO THE SAME THING.
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YES.
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BUT YOU ARE NOT 40.
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I TURN 39 NEXT MONTH.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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WELL, YOU LOOK SUPER.
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THANKS. MAYBE HE DOES HAVE
SOME STUFF GOING ON.
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IT'S PROBABLY JUST ALL
BOTTLED UP INSIDE.
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DEEP INSIDE.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.
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THANKS.
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MMM!
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OH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO.
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I JUST HAD A HANDFUL
OF THESE SEXY PILLS
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THAT SPENCE GAVE ME.
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AND, UH-WHOA.
IT'S KICKING IN.
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THAT'S CUTE, BABY.
THAT'S CUTE.
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SO ARE THINGS ALL GOOD?
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YEAH. WHY?
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WELL, JUST THAT IT
IS THE BIG 4-0.
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AND I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS
WHEN THEY GET THIS AGE,
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THEY START HAVING
SOME REGRETS.
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WHAT ABOUT?
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OH, ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW,
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YOUR LIFE,
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YOUR JOB, THINGS
YOU WISH YOU'D DONE.
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ACTUALLY,
NOW THAT YOU SAY IT,
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I KIND OF WISH
I CALLED IN SICK TODAY.
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COME ON. I'M TRYING
TO TALK TO YOU HERE.
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YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?
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YES. SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT OR WORK ON,
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I AM HERE FOR YOU.
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CARRIE, I AM HAPPY.
I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE REGRET.
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I MEAN, I'VE ACCOMPLISHED
MORE IN MY LIFE
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THAN I'D EVER
THOUGHT POSSIBLE.
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WELL...
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GOOD.
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MORNING.
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HEY. I WAS THINKING ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.
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"IS THERE ANYTHING
I WISH I HAD DONE?"
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AND I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
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REALLY? WHAT IS IT?
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I WANNA RIDE GOLIATH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S THIS HUGE ROLLER COASTER
AT THRILL MOUNTAIN.
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WHEN IT FIRST OPENED UP,
MY DAD AND I, WE WENT THERE,
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AND WE WAITED ON LINE
FOR LIKE 2 AND A HALF HOURS.
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WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE FRONT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HA-
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I JUST GOT SCARED
AND I RAN OFF.
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I CAN'T DO IT.
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OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE, THIS 10-YEAR-OLD
KID'S GOING ON A THIRD TIME.
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I'LL BE IN
CAPTAIN JACK'S FISH YARD.
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NOT A DAY GOES BY
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THAT I DON'T REGRET MY DECISION
TO GET OUT OF THAT LINE.
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THAT'S A LOT
TO LIVE WITH, HON.
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YEAH. SO I'M
THINKING SATURDAY.
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YEAH. SATURDAY.
I GOT TO GO TO WORK.
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WAIT A SECOND. YOU GOT
A LITTLE LINT. LITTLE LINT.
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OK, STOP IT.
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IT'S MINE NOW.
HEY, IT'S GRASPER!
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YEAH. OK. GOOD.
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COME ON. I NEED THAT
FOR THE DRIVE-THROUGH.
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I WANTED TO TELL YOU
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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE
CARRIE A LITTLE EXTRA SPACE
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THESE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I WAS TALKING TO HER
AT YOUR BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY,
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AND I THINK SHE KIND OF WISHES
YOU WANTED MORE OUT OF LIFE,
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BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
AMOUNTED TO VERY MUCH.
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SHE... SHE WANTS ME
TO HAVE A MIDLIFE CRISIS?
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PRETTY MUCH.
YOU READY TO GO?
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SHE'S JUST TRYING
TO GET ME TO IMPROVE MYSELF
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TO GET A BETTER LIFE FOR HER.
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SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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ACTUALLY, SHE KIND
OF GOT ME THINKING.
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I'M GONNA APPLY FOR THAT
I.P.S. MANAGEMENT PROGRAM.
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WHY DON'T YOU
DO IT WITH ME?
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WHY DON'T YOU SACK UP
AND FIGHT THE POWER, NANCY?
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ALL I'M SAYING IS
THIS THING AIN'T GOING AWAY.
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I'LL DEAL WITH IT,
BELIEVE ME.
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SHE WANTS A CRISIS, I'LL WHIP
SOMETHING UP. SHUT THE DOOR.
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DOUG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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NOTHING.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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OK.
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H- H-HATE MYSELF!
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ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH. I'M GREAT.
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I'M 40 YEARS OLD AND WHAT
HAVE I DONE IN MY LIFE REALLY?
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WHERE AM I GOING WITH
MY LIFE? WHAT AM I DOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU
SAID YOU WERE OK WITH BEING 40.
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YEAH. THE NILE AIN'T JUST
A RIVER IN SPAIN, CARRIE.
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I JUST...
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I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT WHAT
YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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I WAS MAKING A LIST
OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
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OH, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ON
HERE. LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
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"GET BUTTERFINGERS."
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THAT WAS...
THAT WAS FOR ME.
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OH, BABY, COME ON.
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MY... MY GOD, YOU'RE SOAKED.
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GREAT. NOW I'M A FAILURE AND I
CAN'T CONTROL MY SWEAT GLANDS.
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YOU ARE NOT
A FAILURE, OK?
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YOU ARE A VERY SMART,
TALENTED GUY
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WHO COULD DO ANYTHING
HE PUTS HIS MIND TO.
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DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
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YES.
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WELL, ALL I WANNA
DO IS JUST...
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I WANNA GIVE YOU
A BETTER LIFE.
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AND I WANT A BETTER LIFE.
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I WANNA BUY YOU
A BIGGER HOUSE.
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I WANNA TAKE YOU AROUND THE WORLD
AND GIVE YOU THE BEST OF EVERYTHING.
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YES, HONEY! OK!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I'M QUITTING MY JOB.
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WHA-WHAT?
YOU'RE QUITTING YOUR JOB?
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IF I'M GONNA MAKE IT TO THE
TOP, I CAN'T THINK LIKE A DONKEY.
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I NEED TIME
TO PLAN MY COURSE.
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OK. HOW MUCH TIME?
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6 MONTHS, A YEAR.
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YOU CANNOT PUT A CLOCK
ON GREATNESS.
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HOW MUCH A LASIK SURGEON
PULL DOWN, YOU THINK?
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S SLOW DOWN HERE.
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN ME THEN. YOU DON'T.
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I DO. I DO.
I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.
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IT'S JUST THAT NOW I THINK...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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OUR LIFE IS GREAT
JUST THE WAY IT IS.
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SO YOU WANT ME
NOT TO QUIT MY JOB
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AND EVERYTHING JUST STAY
THE SAME THE WAY IT IS
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AND NOT CHANGE THE MAJOR
PARTS OF MY LIFE.
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NO. NOT RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT-WHATEVER
MY BABY WANTS.
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$42 TO GET IN.
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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD RIDE
THE ROLLER COASTER FOR 10 CENTS,
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AND IT'D TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE IN THE CITY.
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ARTHUR, I THINK
THAT'S THE SUBWAY.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO CARRIE?
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OH, SHE'S OVER THERE
GETTING A COBRA TATTOO.
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THOUGHT IT'D BE HOT.
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HOW'D YOU GET HER
TO DO THAT?
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I JUST THREATENED TO CRY
AND BECOME A CARPENTER.
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WOW. YOU'RE REALLY MILKING THIS
WHOLE MIDLIFE CRISIS THING, HUH?
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MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
NOW I'M HAPPY. SHE'S HAPPY.
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LISTEN. BY THE WAY,
IF IT COMES UP,
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I THREW CARRIE
A LITTLE BONE.
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I TOLD HER O'BOYLE WAS RECOMMENDING
ME FOR THAT BOSS SCHOOL.
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THE MANAGEMENT
TRAINING PROGRAM.
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WHATEVER. POINT IS, TUESDAY
NIGHTS FROM 7:00 TO 9:00,
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I'M NOT AT THE MOVIES.
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HUH?
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HEY.
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THIS THING DOES
COME OFF, RIGHT?
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I HOPE NOT, 'CAUSE
I COULDN'T WANT YOU MORE.
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ALL RIGHT,
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
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WELL, DANNY AND I ARE GONNA
HIT THE HAUNTED CASTLE.
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YEAH. SCARED CHICKS
ARE VERY APPROACHABLE.
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AND I'M TAKING MAJOR
TO THE KIDS ZONE.
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OH, OK. SO WE'LL JUST
MEET BACK HERE AT 2:00.
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ALL RIGHT?
SOUNDS GOOD.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHO'S GONNA TAKE MY DAD?
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I DON'T NEED A CARETAKER.
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JUST POINT ME IN THE
DIRECTION OF THE BEARDED LADY,
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AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
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DAD, I DON'T WANT YOU
OFF ON YOUR OWN.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
TAKE HIM WITH US.
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HE CAN'T GET
ON THE ROLLER COASTER.
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HE'S GOT BLADDER ISSUES, AND
HE UNLATCHES THE SAFETY BAR.
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DEAC.
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OH, WELL, WE'RE GOING ON THE
MERRY-GO-ROUND. I'M SURE ARTHUR-
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I LOVE THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.
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WELL, GREAT. HAVE FUN, AND
DON'T LET HIM HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE.
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OK? BYE.
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COME ON, MAJOR. DID YOU KNOW, AS
A YOUNG MAN, I WORKED AS A CARNY?
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ONE DAY, I HAD TO HOLD A MAN'S
SEVERED LEG FOR FIVE HOURS.
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COME ON.
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BUDDY, SETTLE DOWN.
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WHY IS THE LINE SO LONG?
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GET USED TO IT.
LIFE IS ONE LONG LINE.
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EXCEPT AT THE END OF IT,
THERE AIN'T NO MERRY-GO-ROUND.
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00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:25,716
DO YOU MIND, ARTHUR?
227
00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:29,086
LOOK, PARTNER, WHY DON'T WE GET
ON SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO LONG?
228
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,105
LIKE THE HALL OF NUTRITION.
229
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,723
NO. I WANNA GO
ON THE HORSES.
230
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,877
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF I TOLD YOU
231
00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:39,380
I COULD GET THE THREE OF US
TO THE FRONT OF THIS LINE
232
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,115
AND EVERY OTHER LINE
IN THIS PARK?
233
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:43,367
HMM?
234
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,313
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
235
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,514
YOU DON'T LIKE SEEING
A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
236
00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:59,333
THEN DON'T SEND ME
TO KOREA.
237
00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:01,068
YOU'RE WELCOME
FOR YOUR FREEDOM.
238
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,670
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.
239
00:12:06,307 --> 00:12:08,191
GREAT CALL
ON THE BIRD SHOW.
240
00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:10,260
THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE
ALL THE CHICKS WOULD BE.
241
00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:12,262
YEAH. REAL CHICKS
IN A NEST.
242
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,665
OK. NOW WE KNOW.
243
00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,656
HI. CAN I HAVE
A CHERRY ICE?
244
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,796
OH, HELLO, MISS.
245
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:31,215
HOW BERRY NICE TO SEE YOU.
246
00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:36,387
AH. GOD, THIS ALL
LOOKS SO GOOD.
247
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:39,490
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SURPRISE ME.
248
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,892
BUT, UM,
NOTHING WITH PEANUTS,
249
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,462
OR MY HEAD WILL BLOW UP
BIGGER THAN YOURS.
250
00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:53,337
I THINK THE, UH, ICE
CREAM CONE KIND OF DIGS ME.
251
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:54,405
WHAT?
252
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,973
YEAH. YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE TOUCHED MY ARM?
253
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,476
THERE'S A DEFINITE VIBE
BETWEEN US.
254
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:01,211
YOU'RE GETTIN' A VIBE FROM
A GIANT ICE CREAM CONE?
255
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:03,247
SHH, SHH. HERE SHE COMES.
256
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,017
OH!
257
00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:08,836
CHOCO CRUNCH. HOW DID YOU
KNOW THAT WAS MY FAVORITE?
258
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:19,813
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
259
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,267
WELCOME TO GOLIATH,
260
00:13:40,335 --> 00:13:44,104
145 SECONDS
OF WHITE-KNUCKLE FURY.
261
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:48,542
PLEASE SECURE ALL SUNGLASSES,
CELL PHONES
262
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,911
AND CAMERAS.
263
00:13:50,978 --> 00:13:52,379
ENJOY THE RIDE.
264
00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:57,250
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D BE
NERVOUS WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN.
265
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:59,753
BUT I GUESS
WHEN YOU'RE 25 YEARS OLD,
266
00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:01,422
THE WHOLE WORLD LOOKS BIGGER.
267
00:14:01,489 --> 00:14:04,157
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
268
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,161
HEY, IF IT ISN'T
THE HEFFERNANS.
269
00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:09,180
HI, MR. O'BOYLE.
270
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:10,998
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
271
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:13,050
WELL, I HEARD YOU AND
PALMER TALKING ABOUT IT,
272
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,052
SO I FIGURED
I'D BRING THE BOYS.
273
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,554
YOU REMEMBER SANJI,
PATRICK, JR.
274
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,673
A COUPLE OF LADY-KILLERS
YOU GOT THERE, HUH?
275
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,358
THEY DO ALL RIGHT.
276
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,826
ANYWAY, I'M GLAD
WE BUMPED INTO YOU
277
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,729
BECAUSE I WANNA SAY THANK
YOU FOR RECOMMENDING DOUG.
278
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,564
HE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
279
00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:28,682
RECOMMENDED FOR WHAT?
280
00:14:28,749 --> 00:14:29,850
WHOA. WE'RE MOVING.
THE LINE'S MOVING.
281
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:30,968
HERE WE GO. KEEP IT UP.
282
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,504
LET'S GO, FOLKS. KEEP IT
ROLLIN'. I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY.
283
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:35,890
ARTHUR, COME ON, MAN.
284
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,858
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU COULDN'T
HAVE COME IN HERE YOURSELF.
285
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,026
BECAUSE IF ANYONE
SEES ME WALKING,
286
00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:40,528
WE'LL BE THROWN OUT
ON OUR EARS.
287
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:44,398
FINE. JUST GO AHEAD
SO WE CAN HIT THE LOG FLUME.
288
00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,033
OH.
289
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:50,921
BACON IS IN THE PAN.
290
00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:52,156
HOW YOU DOING, SIR?
291
00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:56,142
FINE, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
MY LEGS ARE UTTERLY USELESS.
292
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,913
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE ABOUT
BEING A VETERAN. AND THANK YOU.
293
00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:03,667
WELL, COMING FROM A FELLOW MAN
IN UNIFORM, THAT MEANS A LOT.
294
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:10,191
OK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CARRY ME IN THERE.
295
00:15:10,258 --> 00:15:13,060
WHAT? I'M NOT DOING THAT.
JUST WAIT FOR HIM TO LEAVE.
296
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:15,379
THAT'S NOT AN OPTION.
297
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,416
SON...
298
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:20,151
LOOK AWAY.
299
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,473
SO LET'S HEAD OVER
TO THE KIDS ZONE.
300
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:29,743
MAYBE WE COULD PICK UP
SOME SINGLE MOMS.
301
00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:31,912
ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?
302
00:15:31,979 --> 00:15:33,447
I'M-I'M-I'M SORRY.
303
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,816
I JUST... I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HER.
304
00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:37,551
WHO? THE ICE CREAM CONE?
305
00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,336
AW, MAN.
YOU GOT TO LET THAT GO.
306
00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:41,555
YOU'RE STARTING
TO CREEP ME OUT HERE.
307
00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:42,739
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,
308
00:15:42,807 --> 00:15:45,209
BUT I THINK
SHE MAY BE THE ONE.
309
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,495
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
SHE MIGHT BE? A DUDE.
310
00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:50,814
OH, PLEASE. I THINK I KNOW
THE FEEL OF A MAN'S TOUCH,
311
00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:53,150
AND THIS DEFINITELY
WASN'T IT.
312
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,436
OK. EVEN IF IT IS A GIRL,
313
00:15:55,503 --> 00:15:58,272
YOU GOT TO FIGURE THEY DON'T
PUT THE HOT ONES IN A MASK.
314
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,941
NONE OF THAT MATTERS NOW.
WE HAD A CONNECTION.
315
00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:03,910
I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT SLIP
THROUGH MY FINGERS. I'M NOT.
316
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,849
LOOK, I KNOW THIS
IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY,
317
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,135
BUT FROM THE MOMENT
I MET YOU,
318
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,937
I JUST FEEL LIKE-
319
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:16,607
WAIT. YOU'RE NOT HER.
YOU'RE CHOCOLATE.
320
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,877
WHERE'S
THE STRAWBERRY CONE?
321
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:21,511
WHERE IS SHE?
322
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:49,874
WELCOME TO GOLIATH,
323
00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:52,176
145 SECONDS
OF WHITE-KNUCKLE FURY.
324
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,545
PLEASE SECURE ALL CAMERAS,
SUNGLASSES, AND CELL PHONES.
325
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:56,747
ENJOY THE RIDE.
326
00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:59,183
I'LL SECURE MY CAMERA
DOWN HIS THROAT.
327
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,386
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
328
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,388
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OUT
AND DO SOMETHING ELSE?
329
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:06,390
WHAT? WE'VE BEEN IN LINE
FOR LIKE 2 HOURS.
330
00:17:06,457 --> 00:17:08,458
COME ON, BABY. WE GOT
TO CONQUER THIS FEAR. OK?
331
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:10,627
EVEN GETTING THIS FAR
IS A BIG STEP FOR ME.
332
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,697
HEY, LET'S GO SEE HOW BIG
I LOOK IN THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS.
333
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:16,867
HEY, IT'S
YOU GUYS AGAIN, HUH?
334
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,603
WHAT WERE YOU
THANKING ME ABOUT BEFORE?
335
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,472
OH. UM,
I WAS THANKING YOU
336
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,890
FOR GETTING DOUG INTO
THAT MANAGEMENT PROGRAM.
337
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:24,674
WHAT?
338
00:17:24,776 --> 00:17:26,109
THE LINE'S MOVING AGAIN.
339
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:27,911
WHOA. I'M SORRY. SHE'S
ALL RIGHT. SHE'S TOUGH.
340
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:29,313
LADY, KEEP MOVING.
341
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,047
WHAT IS GOING ON?
342
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,717
I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR
THE MANAGEMENT PROGRAM, OK?
343
00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:36,019
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE I LIKE MY LIFE.
344
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:37,270
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CRISIS?
345
00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:38,638
THERE WAS NO CRISIS, OK?
346
00:17:38,706 --> 00:17:41,075
DEACON TOLD ME WHAT YOU SAID,
SO I FAKED THE WHOLE THING.
347
00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:44,311
YOU FAKED IT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
348
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,714
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THAT YOU
CAN'T BE HAPPY THAT I'M HAPPY.
349
00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:48,599
AND WHY CAN'T YOU
WANT MORE FOR YOURSELF?
350
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,367
WHAT MORE COULD
I WANT, CARRIE?
351
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:53,036
I HAVE A JOB THAT I LIKE. I'M IN
LOVE WITH A WOMAN THAT I'M MARRIED TO.
352
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,537
OH, SHUT UP.
353
00:17:54,605 --> 00:17:56,957
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THIS
STUPID SNAKE ON MY ARM.
354
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,225
EXCUSE ME.
THERE'S A GAP.
355
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:02,479
YEAH. EXCUSE ME. WHO'S GONNA
FILL THE GAP IN MY LIFE, OK?
356
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:05,399
STEP FORWARD, PLEASE.
357
00:18:05,466 --> 00:18:08,636
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST RIDE
THIS STUPID THING AND GET HOME.
358
00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:12,706
WHAT? LET'S GO.
359
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,208
I CAN'T.
360
00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:17,310
OH, YOU CAN'T.
ANOTHER FAKE CRISIS?
361
00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:20,714
NO, IT'S NOT A FAKE CRIS-
I... I CAN'T DO IT.
362
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:24,284
OK, DOUG, YOU LISTEN TO ME
AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD.
363
00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:26,253
I'VE GIVEN UP MY DREAMS
OF A BETTER LIFE
364
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:30,591
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT YOUR ONLY DREAM
WAS TO RIDE THIS STUPID ROLLER COASTER.
365
00:18:30,658 --> 00:18:32,826
SO YOU'RE GONNA GET
YOUR BUTT IN THAT CAR
366
00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,994
BECAUSE I AM COMING OUT
OF HERE WITH SOMETHING.
367
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:48,675
LET'S GO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
368
00:18:48,743 --> 00:18:51,911
YOU'RE DOING
THIS ALONE, BABE. GOOD LUCK.
369
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,593
HELLO.
370
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:08,161
HONEY, IN CASE
I DON'T MAKE IT,
371
00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,663
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW I HATE YOU.
372
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:14,301
AAH!
373
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:25,079
WAIT. STOP. THEY'RE
SELLING FUDGE OVER THERE.
374
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:27,081
ARTHUR, YOU'VE ALREADY
HAD LIKE A POUND OF IT.
375
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:29,149
I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU
CHOCOLATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
376
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:32,586
UNLESS YOU WANNA WAIT 45
MINUTES TO RIDE THE BUMPER BOATS,
377
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:34,588
I SUGGEST YOU
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.
378
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:37,324
NO, ARTHUR. I'VE ALREADY
SPENT $100 ON YOU.
379
00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:39,876
COST OF KEEPING A DISABLED
WAR VETERAN HAPPY, $100.
380
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,696
GETTING YOUR SON TO THE FRONT
OF EVERY LINE, PRICELESS.
381
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,248
NOW, FUDGE ME UP!
382
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,817
YOU KNOW WHAT?
383
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,952
I'M THROUGH
DRIVING MISS DAISY.
384
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,637
OH, REALLY?
385
00:19:50,705 --> 00:19:54,441
PERHAPS I SHOULD SHOW THAT
PARK EMPLOYEE OVER THERE...
386
00:19:54,509 --> 00:19:56,309
A MIRACLE?
387
00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:58,178
OHH.
388
00:19:58,245 --> 00:20:00,380
I'M CALLING
YOUR BLUFF, OLD MAN.
389
00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:01,531
I'LL DO IT.
390
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,133
YOU GOT A GOOD
THING GOING HERE.
391
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,069
ME WHEELING YOU AROUND,
EVERYONE FAWNING ALL OVER YOU.
392
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:09,105
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW ALL THAT
FOR A LOUSY PIECE OF FUDGE?
393
00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:13,960
SHAME ON YOU!
394
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:19,649
SO SHOULD WE HIT
WET AND WILD?
395
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,985
GIVE ME THAT SOMBRERO.
396
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,940
SO THE THING IS...
397
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,976
I'M WORKING
IN THE SUBWAY NOW,
398
00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:31,712
BUT I'D REALLY LIKE
TO BE A WRITER.
399
00:20:31,779 --> 00:20:34,247
I THINK I HAVE A NOVEL IN ME.
400
00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:35,983
I... GOD.
401
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,519
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST RAMBLING.
402
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:44,424
GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
403
00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:50,363
WOULD IT BE OK
IF... IF I KISSED YOU?
404
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,638
NO, DON'T.
405
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:10,683
SO, UH, WHAT TIME
DO YOU GET OFF?
406
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:12,802
I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE
CAN GO HIT THE BEER GARDEN
407
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,938
OVER THERE
IN FANTASY FOREST.
408
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,208
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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