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Subtitle made by KOBUS!
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I know your place is
a bed and breakfast,
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but where are we at
with the other meals?
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Included? Not included?
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Awesome.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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My wife's coming down, and this
trip is a surprise for her.
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OK. Bye.
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Hey! There she is.
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Hey.
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Oh, no need.
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I already poured you a cup
of coffee right here.
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And got your cereal out
ready to go.
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Gonna have a little
cereal there?
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Mmm, nah.
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Really? It's specially
formulated for women.
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I've had two bowls,
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and already I'm feeling
bloated and a little moody.
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Ha ha ha. Come on.
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Fine, I'll have some cereal.
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All right.
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That's all your having?
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Let me top you off here.
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That's all right.
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That's OK, it's good cereal.
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Hey, really, stop.
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Whoa!
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What is that?
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The sugar creek
bed and breakfast?
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What the hell is this?
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Yep. Pack your
bags, baby,
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'cause this weekend,
I am taking you
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to a little, quaint rustic inn
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boasting mountain views
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and scenic walks along
a romantic stream.
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You planned a surprise
trip for us?
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Yep.
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And it's not to Cooperstown?
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Nope.
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Actually,
it's near Cooperstown.
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But we're blowing
right past that.
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OK, no-this weekend's
all about
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Doug, Carrie,
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and a little thing
I like to call love.
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Honey, that is so sweet.
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Mmm!
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Thank you!
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This place looks great!
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Yeah-there is a little
bit of bad news.
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Sugar creek doesn't actually
have any sugar in it.
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I checked.
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Well.
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Douglas. Darling.
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Hey, dad, Doug is taking me
upstate for the weekend.
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Oh, wonderful.
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I'll do my best not to die
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while you sip pina coladas
'neath the swaying palm trees.
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Either way, don't call.
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Hmm.
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Dad, come on, you'll have
the house to yourself.
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Plus, a perfect chance to do
tai-chi in your shorty kimono.
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Actually...
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There's a rather fetching widow
I met at the senior center.
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She winked at me during
the pledge of allegiance.
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Oh.
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You want to invite her over?
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For god's sake,
your mother died 20 years ago!
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When will you let me move on?!
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Huh?! Huh?!
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Look at this!
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Oh, this is great.
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Wow.
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A lot of kitty cats.
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Hey, check this out.
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Myrtle--
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welcome, welcome.
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I'm Betty Chapin, innkeeper.
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Hi. Carrie and Doug Heffernan.
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Beautiful place you have.
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Yeah, everything's so dainty.
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Well, people were a lot
smaller 100 years ago.
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You know why?
No Arby's.
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Arby's! Ha ha ha!
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You gotta tell that one
to my husband Ed.
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OK, so let's get
you two signed in.
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Oh, OK.
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I'll sign in.
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Uh...
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How do I do this here?
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I'm guessing it's--
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oh. Uh...
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It's over right in here.
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Excuse me-excuse--
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I just need you--
I just need you--
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now, just...
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Can you--
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Doug heffer is fine.
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That's fine. That's good.
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Well, you must be tired
from your long drive,
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so let's get you
up to your room.
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OK.
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I put you in number 7.
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I hope you like antique dolls.
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I do, just as long
as their eyes close.
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People were a lot
smaller a long time ago.
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Here we are.
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Huh? Huh?!
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Oh, it's adorable.
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Oh, look! A fireplace!
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Actually, we had
to seal that up.
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The squirrels would crawl in there
and get trapped in the flue
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and then, well...
basically, liquefy.
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Here's your bathroom.
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Now, I made sure you
had plenty of towels.
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And if you need anything,
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I would--
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oh!
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Ed, what are you doing?
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I told you
we had guests coming.
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Well, they're early.
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Why didn't you just use
the shower downstairs?
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You know that doctor told me
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I'm supposed to soak it.
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Well, just get out.
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All right.
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Mmm.
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Ed seemed nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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And clean.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Needless to say,
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that's my husband Ed. Ah!
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Well, anyhoo,
dinner's at 5:00,
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and then out come
the board games.
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I hope you two aren't shy,
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because Ed and me play a
mean game of Balderdash.
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Balderdash.
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That wasn't even
in the brochure.
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You do like it here, right?
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Yeah.
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It's fine.
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And you know what?
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I love you for thinking of it.
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Nothing I haven't seen before.
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Then general patton
turned to me and said,
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"that's the best damn
cup of coffee I ever had.
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Now, let's win this war."
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Oh, Arthur.
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I mean, what an
- what an amazing life you've led.
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I go where the stars need me.
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Now, let me freshen
your grasshopper.
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Oh.
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Would you excuse me a moment?
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Hey, Arthur...
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Hey!
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What you got going on
in there, my man?
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I bought her dinner.
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I'm getting her liquored up.
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What do you think is going on?
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All right.
All right.
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I'll get out of your hair.
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Look, Carrie said
you needed some milk,
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- so...
- Fine.
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All right.
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Hey...
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Play on, player.
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Who was that?
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A jehovah's witness.
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Now they give you milk.
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Like that's gonna
turn me around.
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Arthur, it's--
it's getting late.
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I think I should be going.
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No, no.
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I want you to hear Robert
Mitchum "sings calypso."
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It's positively savage.
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Oh.
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But won't your children
be home soon?
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What?
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Children?
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I live alone.
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Oh, well, j--
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Josephine told me that, um...
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That this house belongs to
your daughter and son-in-law.
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Josephine also thinks
her fish sticks talk to her.
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Ha ha.
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No, no. I--
I live alone.
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Oh, well, I think
I should be going.
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Uh, uh--
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Please, Annette,
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it gets so lonely in this big,
completely-paid-off house.
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And...
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Your laughter has
made it come alive.
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I don't want that to end.
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Oh, well...
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There is a...
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Midnight bus.
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So, when are the rest of
the guests coming down?
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Oh, you two are it.
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For the whole weekend?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, it's been like this
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ever since they opened
that damn Hyatt.
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There's a Hyatt?
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Yeah, right over there on the
other side of the woods.
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It's a disgrace.
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They even tore down the smelting
plant just to add a luxury spa.
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A spa?
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What's up?
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Marmalade really
likes you, Doug.
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He does?
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Is there an area
where he eats?
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Or, you know...
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You know why marmalade likes
him so much, don't you?
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Who does Doug look just like?
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I don't know.
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Yes, you do.
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Doug is the spitting image
of Ed junior.
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Well, that's our son.
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Does Ed junior have the same
appetite this one's got?
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We don't talk about Ed junior.
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OK.
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When he walked out of here 12 years
ago, we stopped having a son.
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Ed!
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- Betty.
- Ed!
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Betty!
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What's up with
that last drumstick?
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Oh.
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Coming right up.
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It's not too dry then?
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Oh, it's delicious.
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Oh. I'm so relieved.
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You know, this turkey was
still frozen this morning.
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So, I had to put it
in the tub upstairs
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to defrost.
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Ugh!
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I am still tasting
that turkey.
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I'm still tasting Ed.
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Well, we...
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We should probably
head downstairs.
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What?
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We got chutes and ladders
in 5 minutes.
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Chutes and ladders?
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Doug, the only
ladder I want to see
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is the one that's getting
me out that window.
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Oh, come--
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come on, so we had
a little tub turkey.
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All right, let's try
and move past it.
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What are you--
what are you saying?
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You actually want
to stay here?
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I wanted this whole weekend
to be great for you.
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And it can be great, honey...
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At the Hyatt.
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Doug, is that you?
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Yeah, uh, first off,
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just, I want--
love that place!
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And we love having you.
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Yeah, about that...
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You know, I gotta tell you,
the way business has been,
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Ed and me thought we were gonna
have to shut down for sure.
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And then god has sent us
you and Carrie--
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our two angels...
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Giving us hope.
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OK, come on.
She's sleeping.
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Shh!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Shh!
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Oh.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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I have a splinter
in a bad place.
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Crap!
273
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,609
Their stupid truck
is blocking us.
274
00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:00,243
Huh?!
275
00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:02,629
Somebody out there?!
276
00:13:02,696 --> 00:13:03,814
Let's go.
Let's just go.
277
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,215
What about the car?
278
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,416
We'll get a new one.
279
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:10,754
How far is this place?
280
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:11,755
I don't know.
281
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,157
Just a little further this way.
282
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:14,158
How much farther?
283
00:13:14,225 --> 00:13:15,192
I don't know.
284
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:16,393
Would you just stop talking?
285
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:19,629
What is wrong with you?
286
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,168
Seriously, I need tweezers
and a small mirror.
287
00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:25,169
Doug, come on.
288
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:26,670
Oh, wait a minute.
289
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:28,072
I see lights from the hotel.
290
00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,173
Come on.
291
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,274
What the hell was that?
292
00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:36,313
Marmalade!
293
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,315
That freaking cat
followed you!
294
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,417
He thinks I'm Ed junior.
295
00:13:40,484 --> 00:13:42,019
Marmalade!
296
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,637
Marmalade!
297
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,624
OK, come on, let's go.
298
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:54,531
Oh, crap!
299
00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:00,337
Oof.
300
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:01,538
I'm OK.
301
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:10,213
Carrie!
302
00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:15,218
Marmalade!
303
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:20,290
Doug?
304
00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:21,475
Found her.
305
00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:22,476
Nice going!
306
00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:25,829
You just earned yourself
a turkey sandwich.
307
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,257
Oh, good morning, Arthur.
308
00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:55,525
Oh, you're still here?
309
00:14:58,296 --> 00:15:01,547
I'm making you
some egg beaters.
310
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:02,599
How thoughtful.
311
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:03,900
Now, let me return the favor
312
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:05,502
by escorting you to the bus.
313
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,670
Oh, I'm...
314
00:15:06,737 --> 00:15:07,954
I'm in no rush.
315
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,891
Annette, no one looks forward
to the walk of shame,
316
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,659
but the sooner, the better.
317
00:15:12,727 --> 00:15:13,660
Oh.
318
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:19,282
Arthur, I was thinking about what
you asked me to do last night.
319
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,133
Again...
320
00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,919
It was merely a suggestion.
321
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:23,954
We did fine without it.
322
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:24,754
Oh, no, no, no.
323
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:28,975
When you-when you said how lonely
you are in this big house,
324
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,778
and you never wanted
me to leave.
325
00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:33,885
Oh, that must have been
the creme de menthe talking.
326
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,301
What I'm trying to say is...
327
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:39,736
Yes.
328
00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:42,772
I'll move in with you.
329
00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:44,841
I...
330
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,509
I- I...
331
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:48,879
I'm overwhelmed.
332
00:15:51,599 --> 00:15:53,450
Looking for something, Doug?
333
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:54,201
Oh.
334
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:56,219
Uh, no, just...
335
00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:57,955
Checking out
your lawn dwarves.
336
00:15:58,022 --> 00:15:59,823
Uh...
337
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,239
We were thinking
of getting some.
338
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,360
You happy with 'em?
339
00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:04,928
I guess.
340
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:08,665
Here's your toast, Doug.
341
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,349
Oh, great.
342
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:12,936
Now, are you sure I can't interest
you in a nice turkey omelet?
343
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:14,937
No, I'm sticking
with the toast.
344
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,623
Thanks.
345
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:21,861
Mr. Boots, for the last time,
stay out of the butter!
346
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,947
Oh.
347
00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,537
So...
348
00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:33,974
Carrie still hasn't
come down yet?
349
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,526
Um, yeah, she's uh, you know,
putting on her face.
350
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:37,761
You know how long that takes.
351
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:39,129
Ha ha.
352
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,917
Wish this one would take
a little more time.
353
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:44,112
She just rolls on down
looking like hell.
354
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:47,720
Good morning!
355
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:52,776
Hi.
356
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,379
I thought you
were upstairs, dear.
357
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:59,232
Oh, uh...
358
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,870
Yeah, I just-- I got up early,
and just went for a walk.
359
00:17:03,737 --> 00:17:05,822
Well, you're just
in time for breakfast.
360
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,008
Oh, I just--
I already had breakfast.
361
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,577
I, uh, I picked some...
362
00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:11,795
Some berries.
363
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:18,702
Would you guys excuse me...
364
00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:19,802
Please?
365
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:24,307
Why can't you dress like that
to pick berries?
366
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,281
OK.
367
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,950
We can tear the wall out,
give you granite countertops,
368
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,085
a tile backsplash,
and the island you wanted.
369
00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:39,088
And I think we can do it
for under 30,000.
370
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:40,196
What do you think, Arthur?
371
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:41,621
Sounds reasonable.
372
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:44,678
Uh, Pete,
373
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:46,596
I want you to come look
at the living room.
374
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:50,066
I'm thinking we should
gut the whole thing...
375
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,670
What's that big tarp
doing in the back yard?
376
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:56,305
Apparently, we're
putting in a gazebo.
377
00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,442
What?!
378
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,377
Oh, hello again!
379
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,561
Yeah, hi.
380
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,495
Look--
381
00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:07,283
what's going on here?
382
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:10,002
Arthur, why does this man
keep coming over?
383
00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:14,958
Truth is, he's my
parole officer.
384
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,777
What?
385
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,931
I wouldn't blame you
for walking away right now.
386
00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:22,482
Oh, no, Arthur.
387
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,217
Everyone makes mistakes.
388
00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:28,255
I can tell you're
a good man at heart.
389
00:18:28,322 --> 00:18:30,223
He's also...
390
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,808
My lover.
391
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:37,814
Is this true?
392
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,098
Yeah, I couldn't help myself.
393
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,103
Well, it's not ideal.
394
00:18:44,171 --> 00:18:46,589
Just try and make sure
395
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:49,692
he leaves the house
before I get home.
396
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,468
Hey, babe, where's
the big suitcase?
397
00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,769
It's in the woods.
398
00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:01,120
Why'd you leave it
in the woods?!
399
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:03,923
Why'd you leave me
in the woods?!
400
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:05,541
I thought you were
gonna catch up.
401
00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:07,577
I waited and waited
for you at the hotel.
402
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:09,545
I was worried sick.
403
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,634
Wait, what's that ink
on your hand?
404
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:15,652
Oh, um...
405
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,337
A pen exploded in my purse.
406
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:21,258
It's a stamp.
It says "club neon."
407
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,493
Oh, right, right.
408
00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,528
Oh, oh!
409
00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:26,529
It was a disco...
410
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,064
Ha, in the hotel.
411
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:28,982
You went dancing?!
412
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,217
Well, Doug, once I knew
you weren't coming,
413
00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:32,365
what did you want me to do,
414
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:33,833
stay in that big suite
all by myself?
415
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:35,838
You--
you got a suite?!
416
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:37,707
Fine, you know, yeah.
You deserve a suite.
417
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:38,975
After a tough night
of dancing,
418
00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:40,696
you don't want to go
back to a regular room.
419
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,261
Oh! Honey,
come on.
420
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,497
We can still have
a great weekend.
421
00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:45,598
OK, look.
422
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,368
I'll go downstairs
and make up some excuse to...
423
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:50,503
to cat lady and tub boy
424
00:19:50,571 --> 00:19:52,706
and we are out of this dump
and into the Hyatt!
425
00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:54,574
All right?
426
00:19:54,642 --> 00:19:55,942
No. No.
You know what?
427
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,511
You go to your fancy hotel.
428
00:19:57,578 --> 00:19:59,058
I'm staying right here
with Ed, Betty,
429
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,664
and marmalade.
430
00:20:01,732 --> 00:20:04,401
Yeah, 'cause they like
me for who I am,
431
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,601
not where I can take them.
432
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:07,804
They think...
433
00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:09,772
I'm an angel.
434
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:17,246
OK, there's a ham
floating in the bathtub.
435
00:20:51,765 --> 00:20:52,832
Oh, my god.
436
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,133
Ed.
437
00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:00,073
I'm home, pop.
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