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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:08,607 Let's crush beers! 2 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,843 Everybody fuckin' crushin' beers! 3 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:17,249 Let's just crush beer! Let's crush beer! 4 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:23,288 Hey! Get a fuckin' beer in ya! Let's crush beers! 5 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,090 - Hey! - Quoi? 6 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,294 We came in the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 7 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,030 and we leave... 8 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,965 the best team in the league, ever! 9 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,705 Shoresy, how do you feel when we lose? 10 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,774 - I wanna kill myself. - That's maybe a bit extreme. 11 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,309 - No, really, I wanna die. - We get it, slut. 12 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,345 I'm serious. I go to bed at night thinking maybe 13 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,247 it's better if I don't wake up, 'cause at least then 14 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:51,651 I wouldn't be a fucking loser. - That is why... 15 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,187 we must celebrate the win. 16 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,222 - Fuckin' right! - Relish the victories! 17 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,357 Yeah! 18 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,492 And commemorate the triumphs! 19 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,099 So... 20 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,368 we planned a little party for you guys 21 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:12,037 when we get back to Sudbury. 22 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,940 But... there is one rule. 23 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,708 - A rule? What? - What? 24 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,745 - And the rule is... - What the fuck? 25 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,847 You have to have fun! 26 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:23,449 Yeah! 27 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,518 You fuckin' got me. I was like, rules? 28 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:27,953 We hate rules. No way. 29 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,421 Yeah, but the rule was to have fun! 30 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,323 - Like, if that's the rule... - Then it's gonna be 31 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,758 a good party. - I totally thought you were 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,326 comin' in with some fuckin' bummer rule, 33 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,128 and now we're really just gonna crush beers. 34 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,863 Yeah! Woo! 35 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,299 No one will ever set this record again, sluts. 36 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,800 They can only tie it. Yeah! 37 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,136 We have the best team in the league, ever! 38 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,205 Yeah! 39 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,006 Let's celebrate appropriately! 40 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,608 Fuck yeah! 41 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,479 You guys have the bus all night to safely 42 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,681 take you anywhere. - No way. 43 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,916 So, I'll see you at home! 44 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,525 Well Sanger, let's go 'til we can't go no more. 45 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,276 24-0! 46 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,881 Yo, hey! Hey, hey! We should bring the cup. 47 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,783 - No. - Just crush beers out of it. 48 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,985 - That's sacrilege, Shoresy. - Who cares? We fuckin' won it. 49 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:08,820 {\an8}We can do what the fuck we want with it. 50 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,456 {\an8}- Who cares? - Bit of a limbo period here 51 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,091 between the regular season and the playoffs, boys. 52 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,826 - Let's bring the cup. - It's technically still ours! 53 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,261 - Let's bring it! - Bring the cup. 54 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,164 Just crushin' beers! 55 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,845 Shoresy, you fuckin' schmelt. 56 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,481 - What're you doin' back there? - Who? 57 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,116 What are you doing back there? 58 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,484 Blow. 59 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,387 Shoresy.: Just crushin' beers. 60 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,357 Get up, you fuckin' plug. Hammerin' beers. 61 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,492 Shoresy, I've got my tits out. 62 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:24,429 - Just crushin' beers. - He is fucked. 63 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,465 We can give him a little bit of this. 64 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,166 We can't put it up there for him. 65 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:31,803 Oh, I can. Shoresy, babe, you want a little nose beer? 66 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,874 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 67 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,909 What it do, what it does. I go by the name JoDolo. Sudbury. 68 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,412 Thank you all for coming through. I'd like to get a massive round of applause 69 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,247 for the amazing, beautiful, and super-talented 70 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,183 Eva Shaw, baby. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 71 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,853 I just wanna say a few words here. 72 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,354 - And now... - I just wanna say a few... 73 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:51,156 And now the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 74 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,125 would like to say a few words I guess, so, Shoresy! 75 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,694 Can I say a few words here? I just wanna say a few words 76 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,829 here. Wanna say a few words here to every one of us here. 77 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,798 Every one of us here. So, yeah, so, you all came out 78 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,100 tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're doing good. 79 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,002 It's nice everybody came out tonight. That's good. 80 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,738 'Cause we're doing good. So yeah, so, where the fuck 81 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,708 were all of you when we were doing bad? Huh? 82 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:13,211 It's like you're here when we're good, but not when we're bad? Huh? 83 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,247 Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna fold the team. 84 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,049 I said, "Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna" 85 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,617 "fold the team." When you were gonna fold the team. 86 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,786 'Cause she was gonna fold team. I said, "Where the fuck" 87 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,621 "were you last year when we were bad?" Huh? 88 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,390 "Where the fuck were all you last year when we were bad?" 89 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,892 - Yeah. - I said, "Good to see everybody 90 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,593 out tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're playing good." 91 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,062 - We heard you, bro! - Well, that's good. 92 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,697 'Cause we're playing good. - Yes. 93 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,165 I said, "So, you're here when we're good", 94 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,633 but not when we're bad?" - We heard you. 95 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,967 I said, "You're here when we're good, 96 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,636 but not when we're bad?" "But not when we're bad?" 97 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,438 Do you wanna borrow a bit of ChapStick, Shoresy? 98 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,106 I said, "But oh, everybody's here tonight. That's good." 99 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,741 "But oh, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 100 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,110 "Oh, that's good, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 101 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,445 I said, "Fuck you." 102 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,380 "Fuck you." 103 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,680 "Fuck you." 104 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,948 I said, "Fuck you." 105 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,583 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 106 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,651 - Jim? - Yes. 107 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,852 - Jim? - I'm with you, Shoresy. 108 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,655 Always got your back, buddy. - Is he high? 109 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,825 I think he's high. 110 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,227 - Where have you been, lady? - Yeah, we thought you'd left. 111 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,630 - Just had a quick bite. - Is he high? 112 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,834 - He is? - I think he's high. 113 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,669 - So, he's high. - Confirmed, you guys, 114 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,038 he is definitely high. - Who was he doing that with? 115 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,274 - Me and Frankie. - You were with Frankie? 116 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,777 - Is there anymore? - He's gonna fuck this all up. 117 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,246 Drugs kill dreams. 118 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:21,814 He needs something else. 119 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,749 I don't think he needs anything else. 120 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,717 I mean to even him out. Do you have anything? 121 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,319 Just take off the edge a little bit. 122 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,755 Soften him up. 123 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:30,490 I do. 124 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,434 I feel great. 125 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,936 - Do you? - Huh? 126 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,875 - I feel great, too. - Knows, b'ys. Knows. 127 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,211 This might be the greatest I've ever felt after winning. 128 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,980 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 129 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,314 - Jim? - Yes. 130 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,550 - Jim? - Jim's arm is touching my arm 131 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,786 and usually I'd pull my arm away when that happens but... 132 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,721 Right now, it doesn't feel like the end of the world. 133 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,222 What did you give them? 134 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,724 Oh, um... 135 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,093 Ya just pop open one of these bad boys. 136 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,229 - Oh, no, no. No, I'm good. - All right. 137 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,164 And then you wait about half an hour. 138 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,565 - Hmm. - I think I'll have 139 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,301 what they're having. - You gave this to all of them? 140 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,438 Yeah, about a half hour ago. 141 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,542 Oh, you already had it. 142 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,178 - What if I did that? - That's okay. 143 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,814 - Hmm? - That's all right. 144 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,684 {\an8}It's pretty good. 145 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,752 {\an8}Thanks for asking. 146 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,320 What if you did that to me, Sanger? 147 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,322 - Right now? - Whenever you want to. It's all good. 148 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,191 What's goin' on with your eye there, Shoresy? 149 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,926 Maybe we all massage each other, I don't know. 150 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,394 - Massage each other? - Yeah. 151 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,996 So, we're all gettin' a massage and givin' a massage. 152 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,532 Maybe we should see if it feels just as good 153 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,969 if we just do it to ourselves. 154 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,344 No. 155 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,517 This is... better? 156 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,118 - Is it? - It is, yeah. 157 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,422 - What did you give them? - No! We don't wanna know. 158 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,556 You're right. I don't think we wanna know. 159 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,091 Do they have any more? 160 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:14,826 I don't think we should be seeing this. 161 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,628 - Why not? - Uh, I don't think 162 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,463 I can unsee this.: B'ys, a massage never 163 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:19,831 felt so good as what this does. 164 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,132 - Yeah. - It's too weird. 165 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,400 Yeah, it is too weird. 166 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,736 Just weird enough. 167 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:25,971 Nope. 168 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,639 I'm really hot. 169 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,074 Is anyone else really hot? 170 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,375 - Yeah. - Huh? 171 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:31,409 Take your jacket off. 172 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,844 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 173 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,679 - Why not? - I like my jacket. 174 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,381 What about your pants, old man? 175 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,916 Well, I don't like my pants as much 176 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,885 as I like my jacket. What's good? 177 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,987 - Well, take your pants off. - I don't wanna be the only 178 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,389 guy with my pants off. Mustn't be that hot then. 179 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,693 Boys, I've had my pants off for the last minute and a half. 180 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,564 I think that's where I feel the most hot. 181 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,099 'Kay, b'ys, I'm takin' off me pants. 182 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,567 I'm taking off my pants. 183 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,235 Well, should we all take our pants off? 184 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,403 - Yeah. - Huh? 185 00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,871 Shoresy, if your eye didn't look so funny, 186 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,673 I might be worried. - What's good? 187 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,041 What about our shoes and socks? 188 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,175 B'ys, let's start with our pants 189 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,844 and see how we feels. - No worries, 190 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,146 it's just you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, 191 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,948 but we can put 'em right back on. That's easy. 192 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,516 I feel great. 193 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,752 Yo! 194 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,154 Can we go dance? 195 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,170 Is anybody else really hot? 196 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,338 - I'm really hot. - You too? 197 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,505 - Yeah. - Huh? 198 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,607 I'm really hot. 199 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,408 Like, really hot or just hot? 200 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,676 - Really hot. - Huh? 201 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,547 Lard Jaysus, I'm boilin' by the Lard Jaysus. 202 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,648 {\an8}I think we should take our jackets off. 203 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,016 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 204 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,351 B'ys I took me jacket off 205 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,986 and I'm still hot by the jackal or Jaysus. 206 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,555 I like my jacket. 207 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,123 I took my shirt and jacket off, 208 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,125 and I'm still really hot. - Did you? 209 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,526 - Did I what? - Oh. 210 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,729 Yeah, I can see you took your jacket and shirt off. 211 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,665 {\an8}B'ys I never been so hot as this. 212 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,199 {\an8}I think it's my hair. 213 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,500 Know what?: Your hair, bud? 214 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,534 - Uh-huh. - On your head? 215 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,636 I think it's the hair. 216 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,170 What're you gonna do about it, old man? 217 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:40,338 {\an8}Cut it off! Yeah! 218 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,640 {\an8}You're gonna cut your hair off? 219 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,707 - Yeah. - On your head? 220 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,209 Wait... Yeah. 221 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,778 That's what's makin' ya cook, me son. 222 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,247 Starting to think I'm gonna be hot for the rest of my life 223 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,582 at this point. - You don't want that. 224 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,284 {\an8}- Nope. - Gotta do somethin' about that. 225 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,219 {\an8}I think I'm gonna cut my hair. 226 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,121 You know what I like about you, Michaels? 227 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,523 No, I have no idea! 228 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,025 Well, the apartment's right there. 229 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,094 {\an8}Who's gonna cut your hair? 230 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,672 {\an8}Yeah, like it's only really hot like, right there. 231 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,940 - The sides are good, old man? - The sides feel fine. 232 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,976 - Just like your eye? - It's just the top for me. 233 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,446 Yeah, like I wish the top felt like the sides. 234 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,647 {\an8}Like, if the sides felt like the top 235 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,816 then we wouldn't be here. - We'd be in business. 236 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,986 - That's the pickle. - Let's just start with the top. 237 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,888 {\an8}Here we go, Dolo. 238 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,156 {\an8}- To start. - We got any OJ? 239 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,992 Yeah, like we don't wanna cut off more hair than we have to. 240 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,860 Be so dumb. - Yeah, we're not idiots. 241 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,496 I would just love a glass of Sunny Delight. 242 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,233 Yeah, Dolo, start with that and we'll see if he cools down. 243 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,310 {\an8}Feel like I feel it already. 244 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,812 {\an8}Night and day. 245 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,313 B'y, he really didn't cut that much. 246 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,816 Well, he better keep cuttin'. 247 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,590 That's it. - Yes, b'y. 248 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,891 {\an8}That's the ticket. 249 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,360 {\an8}Well, let's go! 250 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:30,049 It's like I'm still just like a wee bit hot. 251 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,286 Wanna go swimming? 252 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,993 What time is it? 253 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,094 Time for a beer. 254 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,695 We should be just crushin' beers. 255 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,964 Could use a beer. 256 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:20,932 {\an8}- Yeah. - Jim? 257 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,966 - Yes. - Jim? 258 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,201 Safe to say, good fun was had 259 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,569 by all here, but I think we could've 260 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,937 picked a colder pool. 261 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,839 Probably all hands are peeing in here too, b'y. 262 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,808 - Yep. - Yep. 263 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,341 {\an8}- Yes, sir. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,409 {\an8}Yeah, I did it. 265 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,510 - Yeah. - Yes. 266 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,978 Just finishing one up here, actually. 267 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,980 I'm so fuckin' hot, I could take a header 268 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,383 into Ramsey Lake. - It's all ice, big guy. 269 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,717 Could use some ice. 270 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,085 Where's Laura tonight, Shoresy? 271 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,320 She said I'm too old for this. 272 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,588 She said she's too old for this? 273 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,123 No, she said I'm too old for this. 274 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,591 What do you think of that, old man? 275 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,226 Go 'til ya can't go no more! 276 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,429 Well then... let's go. 277 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,098 {\an8}Where there's beers and ice. 278 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,171 ♪ Never feeling is endless ♪ 279 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,242 ♪ I'm flying, I fly with no propellers ♪ 280 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,046 ♪ Too much on the line to risk the win ♪ 281 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,284 ♪ So I won't let the doors close within ♪ 282 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,421 ♪ The morning, the morning just turned to evening ♪ 283 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,559 ♪ The mirror, the mirror can tell that I'm leaving ♪ 284 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,430 ♪ The baby's just too strong to hold in ♪ 285 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,601 ♪ I'm on my way so don't change your PIN ♪ 286 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,406 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 287 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,610 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 288 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,781 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 289 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,510 So, before we wrap up, I just wanna thank 290 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,578 everyone for coming out to today's webinar. 291 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,847 I see a lot of new faces, which is exciting. 292 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,517 So, hopefully, 293 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,552 next time, we can have a real face-to-face seminar. 294 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,521 - It is. - Why is this a webinar? 295 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,122 'Cause they're in school, idiot. 296 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,292 Any questions? 297 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,894 What happened to your hair? 298 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,430 Well, kids, we all make bad decisions in our lives, 299 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,566 but when we do, it's important we hold ourselves accountable. 300 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,069 We all made a bad decision by cutting our hair 301 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,303 like f... 302 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,838 friggin' idiots. 303 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,807 So, as punishment, we're not allowed to fix it 304 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,909 until we win the National Senior Tournament. 305 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,777 What if you don't win the tournament? 306 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,946 We stay ugly. 307 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,216 But maybe your moms text me just a little bit less. 308 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,351 Thanks, everyone! 309 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,952 Thank you. 310 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,588 Fuck you, Shoresy. 311 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,589 Anyone hearin' how fucking 312 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,858 dumb these twins from 'Berta are? 313 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,226 Yeah. 314 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,694 The Freezer Twins, 315 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,329 Mike and Matt. 316 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,531 Yes. 317 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,966 No, I'm Mike. 318 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,869 Gentlemen, tell us the keys to the game. 319 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,537 What game?: Okay, Mike. 320 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,539 - Yes. - No. 321 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,008 How do you win this game tonight? 322 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,610 Skate, shoot. 323 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,814 - Stick handle. - Matt. 324 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,217 - Yes. - You're the best hitters 325 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,187 in the tournament. How many guys have you hurt so far? 326 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,658 But you're winless through two games 327 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,427 and a loss tonight to the Bulldogs would leave you 328 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,828 officially eliminated. 329 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,597 You've driven all the way from Brooks, Alberta. 330 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,300 What is that, 30 hours? - One time I did it in a day. 331 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,336 Doesn't have to be an exact number. 332 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,108 You're no doubt disappointed with the outcome. 333 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,010 Matt's cat died, too. 334 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,046 - You can ballpark it. - Okay. Switching gears. 335 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,348 How do you like Sudbury? - Ontario? 336 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,616 Holy shit. 337 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,117 Okay, you've hurt a lot of guys. 338 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,087 They've hurt a lot of guys. 339 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,300 Fuck am I happy to see you. - Fer what? 340 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:50,835 I had both Friesen twins today. 341 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,937 I hear they're just dumber than fuck. 342 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,306 If they were geese, they'd fly north for the winter. 343 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,874 Anik Archambault for BROdude Sports 344 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,177 with the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 345 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,813 Shoresy, you're the heavy favorite going into this one. 346 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,048 A win would eliminate the Brooks Barrelmen. 347 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,017 How do you plan to knock off the twins from Alberta? 348 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,352 - They as dumb as I'm hearing? - No comment. 349 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,421 Well, we wanna get these guys on their heels early, 350 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,690 and if we're gonna do that, I think we hit 'em with a little 351 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,359 Grade 3 math. You know, multiplication tables, 352 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,794 adding three-digit numbers, 353 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,030 maybe some decimal placements in there, stuff like that. 354 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,565 - Wise. - Yeah, and if that doesn't 355 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,301 do it, I think maybe we hit 'em with some Grade 4 astronomy, 356 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,936 you know, planets in our solar system, 357 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,838 identifying the big dipper. We'll throw the whole 358 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,306 playbook at 'em. - Good plan. 359 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,574 Yep. And if that doesn't work, 360 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,642 if we still need a dagger, I think most of the boys 361 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,878 consider sex-ed teachable. 362 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,447 You're all rumored to be playing hurt except Frankie. 363 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,516 I'm sure the Bulldogs would like a little more outta him. 364 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,885 - Mm-hmm. - What about you, still hurt? 365 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,887 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 366 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,656 I heard rumblings, and now our audience has too. 367 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,226 What an entertainer. So, you ready to go? 368 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,495 - Go 'til you can't go no more. - Good luck. 369 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,829 Thanks, Anik. 370 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,232 Hey, hey. 371 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,003 You're gonna get it, Friesen! 372 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,673 You're gonna fuckin' get it, Friesen! 373 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,012 Give 'em the Jims, Sanguinet. - Not until we get the lead. 374 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,117 - You get that, Cor? - Hard to miss, Liam. 375 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,357 - What're we doin', Sanguinet? - Playing disciplined hockey. 376 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,892 Yeah, while they're out there runnin' around? 377 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,960 - This is playoff hockey. - No one comes in here 378 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,695 and runs around like that... - Stay disciplined. 379 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,030 - It doesn't add up. - Shut up! 380 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,331 Shut up and keep walkin'. 381 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,833 {\an8}And what the fuck are you doin'? 382 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,067 {\an8}Quoi?! Do something! 383 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,536 You're the only one not fuckin' hurt. 384 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,271 - Stay outta the box! - No one comes in here, 385 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,740 runs around like that, Sanguinet. - Score a fucking goal! 386 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,241 What happened to setting the tone? 387 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,144 You wanna win? Score a goal! 388 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,380 That's fuckin' interference! Yeah, Shoresy! 389 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,881 That's fuckin' interference! 390 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,717 He didn't fucking touch the puck. 391 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,455 No one comes in here and runs around like that, 392 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,957 Sanguinet. No one's ever come in here 393 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,959 and run around like that. - You wanna fight? Get the lead. 394 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,460 - Someone's gonna get hurt. - Score a goal! 395 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,796 Just send the Jims and send a fuckin' message. 396 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,097 Get the fuckin' lead. 397 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,399 Just set the tone in the first. 398 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,934 - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 399 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,268 Fuck you.: You on Shoresy 400 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,970 and Sanguinet going at each other here? 401 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,805 Yeah, buddy. 402 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,172 Put out the fucking Jims! 403 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,607 How 'bout you get a fucking goal? 404 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,344 I've never seen 'em go at each other like that. 405 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,950 Attaboy, Goody! There's your lead, Sanguinet. 406 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,451 Get control of this fucking game. 407 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,620 - That's the ref's job. - You wanted a lead. 408 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,222 - It's one fucking goal. - It's a lead! 409 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,591 - That's not a fucking lead! - Holy fuck, Sanguinet! 410 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,427 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 411 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,762 Go Fishy, bury it. 412 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,898 Jims, go. 413 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,466 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 414 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,268 - You wanted a lead. - You don't call the lines... 415 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,936 That's a fucking lead, Sanguinet. 416 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,805 - That's the worst fucking lead. - Are you fucking serious 417 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,473 right now, bud? - Two-goal lead is the worst 418 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,808 fucking lead in hockey. - You're the worst 419 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,376 fucking coach in hockey right now. 420 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,078 - Then you go. - Yeah, I fucking will go. 421 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:51,015 You should be coaching fucking soccer. Fuck's sake. 422 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,817 Sit him down, Sanger. He's too hurt. 423 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,353 - Now you too? - Friesen! Friesen! 424 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,954 Ya like your fuckin' teeth? 425 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,422 Hey, you like your fuckin' teeth? 426 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,158 I'll knock every single one outta your fuckin' mouth. 427 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,094 I'm not kiddin'. Keep fuckin' runnin' around. 428 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,263 See what fuckin' happens. I'll knock every fuckin' tooth... 429 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,598 Shoresy's out of his fuckin' mind right now. 430 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,968 - Keep it up. - Playin' with fire. 431 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,438 Try it. Keep runnin'. Keep fuckin' runnin'. 432 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,110 Hey, hey, hey! 433 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,749 Dolo! Dolo! 434 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,187 - We win? - Still a period to go, old man. 435 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,023 Shoresy... 436 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,160 You ready to be on TV? 437 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,700 I can't go. 32959

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