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♪ MTV ♪

Previously on All Stars...

Welcome to RuPaul's Secret
Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown!

Ooh. Oh, hell, no.

Ladies, queen by queen,
one lip sync at a time,

you can fight your way
back into the competition.

I'm gonna eat tonight.

- Oh!
- Uh-oh!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the sixth week in a row,
shantay you stay.

I love you, bitch,

but that streak's
gonna have to come to an end.

I've made my decision.

Ooh.

Who could it be?

Pblblblblbl.

This some bullshit.

No matter what happens next,

I need you to hear this.

You've already made
Drag Raceherstory.

Not only do you inspire me,

you inspire the world.

Thank you.

Now, ladies,
I've made my decision.

Eureka.

Shantay you stay.

Bitch, you brought it.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are rejoining
the competition.

Thank you.

Doctor Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

From this moment on

there is only one word
to describe you.

Legendary!

I love you, baby.

Thank you.
I love you. too.

Now sashay away.

I love you so much.

My run on All Stars 6is over.

I feel great, because, bitch,

I thought it was over
six episodes ago.

I was so proud of you,
and I'm so sorry.

- What you sorry for, bitch?
- I know.

Tonight doesn't
define me as a failure.

Tonight only celebrates
my success.

I got six battles, bitch.

- Six wins.
- That's what I like to hear.

I've won six.

Six lip syncs.

Yeah, you're a star.

No one has ever done that.

Damn!

Why you had
to fuck it up for me?

Damn!

You sure?

You sure?

Oh, fuck.

Whew, damn.

Outta here!

Eureka, my queen,
Rudemption is yours.

I'm gonna work my ass off.

Being eliminated wasn't
what I pictured in my mind,

but now I feel like

this is a part of my journey
in this competition.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

When a door opens for you,
you go in it twirling.

And, bitch,
I'm gonna twirl my way

all the way to the end,
honey, and snatch the crown.

So watch out.

Watch out!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner ofRuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
theDrag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra-special
guest judge Justin Simien.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Ooh!
- Hey!

Top four point five.

Top four, top five, or what?

Top four.

Today is gonna be

a very interesting day
in the werkroom.

We are one week away
from the finale,

and somebody who had already
done had herses is coming back.

Whoever it is, bring your ass.

Bitch, you could bring
all of 'em back.

I would be ready to go
all the way again.

Are y'all, like,
really okay with, like,

after all of the endurance
and hard work we put in,

making it this far,
like, are you...

I'm not okay with it,

but, girl,
I don't have a choice.

It is what it is.

Either way it happens,
somebody's coming back.

But I don't wanna see
either one of them hoes walk in.

Yeah, that's what I saying.

Hello, hello, hello!

Well, hello!

Secret garden.

Okay?

Now, I hope you enjoyed watching
our little game within a game,

but by now
you must be dying to know

who is returning
to the competition.

Not really.

It was a close call,

but the All Star
returning to the competition

with her eyes on the prize is...

Come on, bring the bitch in.

Eureka!

Aow, aow, aow, aow,
aow, aow, aow!

Hell yes.

She's back!

Eureka's back!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Now, get ready, girls,

'cause she came back
with a vengeance, mamá.

All Stars, Eureka's
Rudemption victory

means this is still
anybody's game to win.

So let the real race continue.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Now, ladies, during
Pride celebrations,

everybody gets to let loose

except for all those
hard-working drag queens.

Tea.

So for today's mini-challenge,

you get to kick your heels off

and express yourself
in a Pride photo op.

- Ooh!
- Okay.

First, using clothing
and supplies provided by Levi's,

you need to customize an outfit
that is Pride-perfect.

Werk.

Levi's is all about
self-expression

and personal style,

so stone 'em, patch 'em,

whatever your
creative heart desires.

- Okay!
- Aow!

Okay, right. Tea-tea.

You've got 30 minutes
to get your drag on.

Ready, set, go.

I don't know about that shirt!

I need some of them patches.

- Y'all just shopping.
- Okay?

Come on, Levi's.

Coming through
with the big girl sizes.

All right, ladies, time's up.

Time for Pride.

First up, Ginger Minj.

Hey!

Come on, gay Pride!

I feel so proud right now.

You should be proud
of all of this.

Oh! Oh! Ooh, honey.

Do you like bears?

Oh, yes.

I'd eat one,
but that'd be cannibalism.

Yeah.

I don't think
she's a real ginger.

Are my roots showing?

Gimme some!

Uh-huh. I got some Georgia
up in this bitch.

Y'all can kiss this.

Ha-ha!

What are you doing
down there, girl?

I gotta get it how I can, girl.
It's Pride.

Ooh, Punky Brewster
and Boy George had a baby.

The Brewster project.

This where the party is?

- Yes, it is.
- Come on, parade, hey!

That's right, you thirsty?

It ain't Pride without a drink.

Hey!

- Ooh, yes, girl.
- Yes!

Droppin' low on Fifth Avenue.

Ooh, girl. Oh, yes.

Gay by birth,
fabulous by choice.

Sparkle, Trinity, sparkle.

Oh, she's posin', she modelin'.

Come on, girl. Hey.

You are born naked, and the rest
is public transportation.

Is the bus still running?

Oh, yeah. Oh, she hot.

Yes, mama, yes.

Oh, damn, Miss Thing's
stopping traffic.

- She...
- That's it, that's it.

Makes me want pancakes.

- Oh, yes, girl.
- Aah!

- Oh, yes, mama.
- Uh-oh!

There ain't nothing pedestrian
about this girl.

Ladies, you all filled me
with pride,

but one of you really
let your true colors shine.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Kylie Sonique Love.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won Levi's entire
2021 Pride collection.

- Werk!
- Oh!

Oh, my God.

Miss Kylie, could you send me

some free jeans
or something, please?

All right, All Stars,

now that you've had a chance
to let loose,

it's time to dig deep.

For this week's maxi-challenge,
you need to entertain us

with true stories from
your life as a drag queen

in a new show we're calling

The Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nerve, and Talent Monologues.

Okay, okay.

#AllStars6.

You'll be judged on
your ability to tell a story

that gives us the feels
and gives us life.

Now, later today
you'll test your material

in front of the insanely
talented Alec Mapa.

- Oh, okay!
- Oh, werk!

We love it!

And the equally insane
and talented Jermaine Fowler...

- Wow.
- AKA Miss Mimi Teapot

from RuPaul's Secret
Celebrity Drag Race.

- Werk.
- Remember her?

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

Today's maxi-challenge

is The Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nerve, and Talent Monologue,

which just means cunt.

♪ Eureka, Eureka ♪

We found her!

- Again.
- Welcome back.

Welcome back, sis.

Bitch, how does it feel?

I'm not gonna lie, y'all.

Before I came in,
I was nervous as fuck.

About how you all
were gonna react.

But, like, I love you all
and I'm happy to be here.

I'm happy that
you get this opportunity

to fight again
in this competition,

but don't get
too comfortable, bitch.

I know, you ho's gonna vote me
right back out, bitch,

if I don't win this challenge.

Mama's got to win
this challenge, girl,

so that she can make it
to this finale.

Like, I didn't come back
to just go home the next day.

And this challenge
is right up your alley, girl.

It's talking about yourself.

Trinity, you ain't said nothin'.

Baby? Babe?

Because she don't like it.

My feelings have nothing
to do with you.

I'm more nervous for myself,

because if I don't succeed
in this,

and when we start weighing
the track records

and things of that nature,

if you do better than me,
I'm out,

and I was just that close.

I'm very scared, because
if you add up everything,

I have the most bottoms.

So I feel like if I don't win,

they're gonna vote me out.

It's fucked up.

I'm not counting myself out.

It's just, you know,
you gotta call it what it is.

Hey!

What's the tea?
How are you?

It is time for
our coaching session

with the lost Jackson brothers,
Alec and Jermaine.

No, I'm joking.

Okay, Ra'Jah,

what does your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent

have to say today?

So as a baby queen,
you couldn't tell me

I was not the only piece of tuna
to walk in the room.

Right?

Um...

In my head, I was a supermodel

that worked as a go-go dancer.

Um...

Nobody wants to see
a performer glued to words.

The most important thing
about telling a story

is not what you remember,
it's how you feel.

She said you find your, uh...
She said you find...

Da, da, da, da, da.

You gotta be in the moment,

and being in your book
is not being in the moment.

The show must go on, the crowd
goes crazy, finish my number.

Wait right there.
Have you done this before?

I've never done anything
like this before.

What we wanna see is you
connecting with the audience,

and you're naturally funny.

So when you're in your zone,
be in your fucking zone.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- I can do that.
- Okay.

Oh, my God, long time, no see.

I know.
So good to see you.

It's been a minute.

Alec Mapa.

He was on
RuPaul's Drag RaceSeason 2,

the episode I got sent home,
Snatch Game.

Money, honey.

I didn't really feel like

there was any
characteristic Gaga-ishness.

So I have to impress
this motherfucker

and show that I'm not
the same girl from Season 2.

Kylie, are you a storyteller
by nature?

As far as, like, storytelling

in front of, like,
a big group of people,

I haven't
really done that before.

When I was in eighth grade,
one of my teachers

kind of embarrassed me in front
of the whole class for reading,

and I never wanted
to get in front of the class

and speak again.

Yeah, well, we're here
to support you,

so be comfortable.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

What I wanna share with you guys

is basically the first time
I ever really did drag.

Great. Just go for it.

So picture it.

- Uh-huh.
- I'm on the edge of 17,

I just got out
of military school,

I get home
and I run into my friend,

who is the gayest guy
you've ever met in your life.

He took me to meet
a drag queen in person.

I'm gagged.

For a long time,
I didn't know who I was,

and drag changed my life
completely,

and this story is about
the beginning of that journey.

I used to get in trouble
for being super feminine,

and I found a place
where I could be celebrated,

and that was
my first time in drag.

Oh, my gosh!

- I love that.
- That was awesome.

So what you did
at the very, very end,

about you getting in trouble
for being who you are,

I want you to think about
putting that at the beginning.

Because there's a person
who you are

at the beginning of the story

and who you are at the end,

and they shouldn't
resemble each other.

Take us on that journey.

Okay.

Yay!

Yo!

Whoo! What's up?

Those pants are everything.

You like these things?

Yeah, you are living.

I'm still in my feelings,
but Imma push on through,

because monologues are
basically a story of yourself

told in a very theatric way.

I can do that.

What kind of story

are you gonna be sharing
with us today, Trinity?

Okay, so my story today, I was
catfished because of my drag.

I love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm already in this story.
Go ahead.

So do you want me to just
get into it and feel it?

- Yeah.
- So picture it.

Atlanta, February 2020,

and I see this message

from this person named
"Anonymous Teddy Bear."

And Anonymous Teddy Bear
is saying

that "I need to meet you."

He's like one of those
foreign cars

that you know you can't afford
and will never be able to drive.

Bitch, I'm excited.

In the first challenge,

I attempted to do stand-up
comedy, and it failed.

You gonna have to get the word,

like, uh, summer's, uh... uh...

This challenge
isn't exactly stand-up comedy,

but my strategy going into this
is to make the judges laugh.

If he is who he is, bitch,

I'm going home with him,
I'm telling you now.

And I think I'm doing
a great job at it, actually.

Your story's very funny.

Only thing I'll say

is do not speed past
the premises and the setups.

You talk fast like me.
I talk fast as hell.

But make sure the judges are
digesting what you're saying.

Gotcha.

All I can do
is excel in this challenge

and fight my way through this.

That's all I got.

- Great job.
- Great job.

Great pants,
great jacket, great hair.

- All of it's great.
- Oh, well, thank you.

- Hello!
- Ginger girl!

Hi!

- I like your romper.
- Oh, God.

I can't even sit on...
I'm too short for the stool.

I'll just... I'll stand.

All right, so you want me
just to launch into it?

Yeah.

Hi, I'm Ginger Minj,

and I'm an overweight,
asthmatic,

chain-smoking cross-dresser
from Orlando, Florida.

I tried my best
to fit in with the locals,

but being chubby, gay,

and irrationally obsessed
with Tina Turner

before I even hit puberty,

I was like a walking target

in our little
Southern Baptist oasis.

Okay, I'm just gonna chime in
really, really quick.

It sounds almost pageanty.

- Yeah, okay. Yep.
- Do you know?

Kind of almost glib.

Just make it like
you're talking to your friends.

Okay.

I don't want it
to sound like writing.

Okay.

If somebody speaks

and it sounds like writing,

then you lose me as an audience.

I don't see your vulnerability,

I don't see your authenticity,

and it takes me
out of your story.

Does that make sense?

- It makes perfect sense. Yeah.
- Yeah.

So my story is called
the shitty kitty.

I'm guessing it's a poop story.

How'd you guess?

I don't know.
Just a feeling.

So y'all just want me
to get into this then?

- Yeah, yeah.
- The same way you do it.

I take off running
and I leap from the stairs

and I land in a split,

like the flexible
fat whore I am.

And as soon as my puswacha hits
the ground, I shit myself.

Yes, mama, I shit myself.

I'm fine with
the subject matter,

and that's what's wrong with me.

But we have to work our way
around Standards and Practices.

That's gonna be her challenge.

She's gonna have to be creative
in finding synonyms for ka-ka.

Here's the thing.
It's less about the poop

and more about getting over
the humiliation and the fear.

Okay, okay.

Yeah. Because listen,
this whole story is a metaphor,

not just a funny shit story.

It's deeper than that.
Where's the deepness at?

If deep is what we're going for,

maybe this story
isn't the right choice.

Shit.

Ugh!

Ooh, come on, let's do this.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Ooh, it's a good day.

Today we are about
to hit the stage

with our Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nerve, And Talent Monologue.

Whew. I ain't gonna lie.
I'm a little nervous.

There's only five queens left
in this competition,

and we all wanna see ourselves
at the finale.

So it's like one slip-up, bitch,
and you could be going home.

I'm gonna be like Effy.
I'm not going.

What's your story?

It's about my tuck
came undone one day.

Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, your tuck.

Yeah, so I thought
it was an opportunity

to just, like, have fun.

Yeah.

Mine's my most embarrassing
moment in drag ever.

What's your most
embarrassing drag moment?

When I pooped myself.

You did not! Dang!

I ate some wrong
kind of corndogs, bitch,

and, ooh, bitch.

It has the opportunity
to be crass,

so, you know,
I just have to edit myself.

I'm freaking out a little bit.

I have worked on my story
all night.

I was, like, thinking
about changing the story

because I'm, like, getting
paranoid and overthinking it.

But I'm also reminding myself
that I am the best

when I just do Eureka
like Eureka does Eureka.

And that's what
I'm gonna do today.

Ooh, bitch, you better not get
you no corndogs today, bitch.

- No, ma'am.
- That's all I'm saying.

- A live reenactment.
- No!

It's a lot of pressure today,
because one person will win,

and then we'll all be up
for the chopping block.

So it's a lot...
It's a lot of pressure.

This is the most paranoid I've
been this whole competition.

I think me and Eureka
are the ones

that are still kind of,
like, not solidified.

And some people are just,
like, set in stone.

I don't necessarily agree that
anybody's spots are solidified.

I'm emotional.
I'm all over the place.

The crown is right there.

I can see the sparkles.

I'm getting so close
to possibly winning

that I'm starting to get
a little frantic.

And it's not even self-doubt,

it's just, bitch, you actually
could possibly do this.

You've done good
in the competition.

Like, this is a place

where we should be celebrating
and having a good time,

you know, and not being
caught up in the what-ifs.

You're right.

You're right.
You're right, sis, you're right.

I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to...

- No, I get it.
- I'm gonna go.

Let me throw this away
and put some makeup on.

Yeah, go. Go do
what you need to do.

Y'all, we are so close
to the crown.

Can you taste it?

This is, like,
beyond my wildest dreams

of what I thought was possible
from my last experience.

Every time I think about it,
it's really emotional for me.

Since you just got
so sentimental,

I'm gonna come say
a few words to my husband.

Honestly, I'm gonna be real,

like, in a maybe
different kind of way,

but, like, even though I know

it's, like,
jokingly or whatever,

like, the, like, flirty, like,
cute attention that you give me

is actually really special
and important to me.

Because, like, I don't get
a lot of that attention,

like, out of drag.

And I know
it's, like, for fun...

No, you back.

But it has really meant
more to me than you know.

You are a very sweet individual.

Like, you're
a really nice person,

and you are
husband/boyfriend material.

You cuddly and affectionate.

Do I sense a marriage proposal?

Mwah!

Does it strike any of you
a little bit differently

that today is gonna be

the last judging decision
we have to make?

I feel like this is gonna be

the most nerve-wracking
of the season,

because we are now
having to determine

who makes it to the finale.

Ooh, tonight's gonna be a doozy.

We are all going to vote
on who's going to the finale,

and the competition is so close.

So all it takes
is one little slip-up

and I could find all of my hard
work tossed out the window.

So I'll be damned
if any of these other girls

are gonna out-storytell me
today.

One of us in this room
is gonna win this whole thing.

Yes, I am. You're so sweet
to point that out!

Hey!

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

Hey, it's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, tell me a story.

Once upon a time,
there was this little Black girl

from the Brewster projects.

Oh, I think
I'm gonna like this story.

And the rest is history.

That's it!

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, if you don't mind
me asking,

how's your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent?

Oh, gosh, I'm always
an eager beaver

when it comes
to great entertainment.

Aren't we all?

And the oh-so-prolific writer
and director Justin Simien.

So happy you're here.

Oh, my God, this
is a dream come Ru, honey.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to let their charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent

do the talking.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
presents

The Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nerve, and Talent Monologues.

Our first story is Bamboozled

by Trinity K. Bonet.

This is a story about
how drag got me catfished.

Picture it.
I'm sitting at home,

minding my grown-ass business
on Instagram,

and I get this
mysterious message.

"I need to meet you ASAP."

And, damn, he was fine.

So I said you know what?

Send me a video
so I know you're real.

He sent the video, he was real,
he had my attention.

He said, "Well, I wanna
take you out to dinner."

Bitch, I was excited.

I got up, I jumped in
the shower, I got to washing.

I put on my soaps, powders,
perfumes, all type of shit.

I wanted to smell good

because I finally
had a man at me.

I went in, I ordered
the wonton soup and some sake.

30 minutes went by, no show,
so I gave him a call.

Ring, ring.

Now, the person behind me's
phone is ringing,

but I don't think nothin' of it.

Ring, ring. Before
I could say a goddamn thing,

the dude from behind me jumps up

and says, "Trinity,
please just let me explain."

Uh, sir, you are not
the person in the video.

He said, "Well, the person
in the video was my roommate."

"Oh, so y'all catfishin'? Okay."

I'm thinking to myself,

"Sir, you could have saved this
for DragCon."

He says, "Please just give me
a moment to explain myself."

I said, "You know what?
Imma give you your moment.

"Could you please bring some
more wonton soup and eggrolls?

He paying for it."

He says, "I want you to know
you saved my life."

So this young man found out
that he was HIV positive, too.

He wanted to take his own life.

Ironically, RuPaul's Drag Race
was on his television.

He had never watched it
before... the nerve of him...

And the episode
happened to be the episode

that I came out
about my own status.

For him to see that
on television

gave him the courage

to put the safety
back on this gun,

because he had somebody right
in front of him at that moment

to give him strength.

And he went on to tell me
that I was his guardian angel

and I saved his life,

and in that moment
I was so proud,

but I had to correct him.

I'm not your guardian angel.

We share a guardian angel,

and that guardian angel name
is RuPaul,

Because the very show
that you watched

that happened to save your life
saved my life as well.

And I want you to know
that you are still loved,

you are still adored,
and you are still appreciated.

And please have your
fine-ass roommate call me.

Thank you.

Up next, First Time,
Kylie Sonique Love.

It was a hot summer day
in Georgia.

Mama had just picked me up
from military school.

She thought I was too feminine.

She wanted to butch me up.

I remember
that three-hour drive.

I just looked out of the window
and I was thinking,

I can't wait to get home
to see my best friend Donald.

Donald was the gayest guy
in town.

He was gayer than two guys
blowing five guys.

When I got home, there
Donald was in my front yard.

He said, "Bitch, I'm gonna take
you to the gay club tonight."

So we jumped in the car,
we get to this club,

and there's a sign that says,

"Queens Nightlife
Lounge and Bar."

So we walk past the pool tables

and there's a room
full of drag queens.

Donald said, "You should do
a number tonight."

I'm like, "Really?"

He's like, "Yeah, do it."

So I get greeted
by the most gorgeous glamazon.

She said, "Miss Thing,
if you're gonna be in the show,

you need to be painted."

So she sat me down
and she started painting my mug,

and about 45 minute later
I went to open my eyes

and this bitch
had glued my eyes together.

So after pulling
my eyeballs apart,

I hear them saying my name.

Getting ready to go onstage,

there is a blonde wig
sitting on the mirror.

So I put on this blonde wig,

and all of a sudden

I get this crazy feeling
in my stomach,

bubbly, like champagne
on New Year's Eve.

I open up that curtain,

the spotlight hits me,
and the crowd goes crazy.

"Okay, white girl."

Money everywhere.

My friend
runs up after the number,

picks all my money up.

We run backstage.

He said, "Bitch...

you're paying
for my gas tonight."

And I started thinking, this
is the first time in my life

I had ever been celebrated
for my femininity,

and I loved it so much

that I did that every weekend
to this day.

And that was my first time
ever performing in drag.

Thank you.

Up next, My Ruby Slippers,
by Ginger Minj.

"I was born and raised
in Orlando, Florida"

is the lie that
I usually tell people,

because I was actually born
and raised in Leesburg, Florida,

which is a little
Southern Baptist town

about 45 minutes
north of Orlando

and about 45 years
behind it culturally.

I did my best to make sure
I fit in with the locals,

but they took
every opportunity they could

to remind me I was different.

I just didn't know
how different I was.

I didn't know why
I was so obsessed

with my mama's makeup...

and her shoes.

I also happened to be
really obsessed

with The Wizard of Oz
around this time,

particularly
the Wicked Witch of the East.

You remember her.
She had the striped socks,

the fabulous footwear,

struck down in her prime
by some country bumpkin bitch

who stole her shoes
and killed her sister? Her.

Every time my mama
would go to work,

I would sneak into her closet,

slip on her little
bright red pumps,

and I would pay tribute
to my fallen diva.

Well, one day I guess I got
a little caught up in the moment

and I lost track of time,

and while I was playing
I turned around,

and I saw my daddy standing
there in the door to the closet

just staring at me.

He didn't say anything.

He just shook his head
and walked away,

and I was devastated.

Later that night, I tried
to smile my way through dinner,

but I guess I wasn't
a very convincing actor.

My mama looked
across the table at me

and she said, "Now, Joshua,

"I have had just about enough
of that attitude.

I'm gonna need to see you
in the bedroom right now."

Oh, shit.

So I get up,
I follow my mama to the bedroom,

I close the door, and just as
I'm turning around to apologize,

I see my mama standing there
holding a little box

wrapped in yellow brick road
wrapping paper.

She said,
"I promise, with these,

you'll always be able to walk
with your head held high."

So I ripped open the box,
I threw the paper everywhere,

and there they were,
my ruby slippers.

They looked nothing like
the ones from the movie.

They were more of an orangey
hard plastic slingback

with little specks
of silver glitter

and a nice little plastic bow
hot-glued to the peep toe,

ooh, and a chunky
half-inch heel.

They were hideous,
but I loved 'em.

I slipped 'em on my feet,

and I could feel their magic

running from the tips of my toes
to the top of my head,

and all of a sudden
it didn't matter

when people called me a sissy
because...

I felt powerful.

So I guess you could say
my first time in drag

was a little "out of the box,"

but it does prove
that one pair of shoes

can change your entire life.

Ginger is slaying
the house down.

But I need to be better.

I have to be better
than all these queens

if I wanna stay here.

Welcome back

to The Charisma, Uniqueness,
Nerve, and Talent Monologues.

Up next, Bunny Tail
by Ra'Jah O'Hara.

As a baby drag queen,

you couldn't tell me
I was not the stinky tea.

See, in my mind

I was a supermodel
that worked as a go-go dancer.

You know,
very Naomi Campbell-tese.

But in actuality I was serving
baseball bat in a wig.

See, I...

thought I was serving, girl.

So after tipping
around the club a few weeks,

the show director approached me

and asked me if I was
interested in doing a show.

Of course I will!

What did I just agree to?

Next thing I know,
it is show day,

so I go to the dressing room.

I'm in the mirror,
feeling my zhuzh,

and one of the queens
looked at me and said,

"You not gonna fix
that down there?"

Ooh! Face cracked.

She said, "Baby, put
your berries in the socket,

"pull the banana back,

get you three pieces of tape,
V formation."

Okay, I can do that.

Crrrk!

Ooh!

Is it supposed
to feel like this?

Next thing I know, the deejay
is calling my name.

"Bringing to the stage
Miss Victoria Lee Mack."

That was my name
when I first started,

but that's a story
for another day.

I instantly fell into my groove.

I kick, split, dip,
and, ooh, on the way up,

I feel a slip.

Oh, my God.

There's a mirror
behind the stage,

so I catch a glimpse of myself
in that mirror,

and all I could see

was the back of the tape
wagging like bunny tails.

Oh, my God, I hope the audience
is not clocking this,

but the show must go on.

So I'm continuing my number,
trying to keep it cute,

and aah, aah!

My charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent

had fell out
all over the stage, girl.

So I had no other choice

but to stop, cross my legs
real quick, and pray.

Somebody heard my prayers,
because next thing I know

my good sister
is running with the skirt

that I wore into the club.

Whew, now it's back on.

I finish off my number.
Bloo! Thank you.

Oh, moral to the story:

do not use masking tape
to tuck, honey!

And if you do,
keep it tight, keep it right,

and keep the show moving along.

Thank you!

And finally, A Benefit
for Boom Boomby Eureka.

Now, my story's
a little different.

I'm gonna tell y'all

about the most embarrassing
moment I ever had in drag,

and it starts
with me getting this gig

for a benefit show
for Boom Boom,

where I was getting paid $150.

Now, then,
that was money, honey,

because mama had bills to pay,

and my home bar
only paid me $13.33 a night.

Yeah, that's called sex
without lube. It hurts.

Now, on my way,

I decided to pick up
my drag daughter, Anna Tomical.

Now, Anna's
that kind of daughter

that all you gotta do
is feed her

and give her a cocktail
at the club,

and she'll zip me up
in those parachutes

I was passing
as catsuits back then.

Now, I'm clearly hungover
from the night before,

so I stop at a gas station
to get me some corndogs.

Four corndogs in,

I realize that these
are cheesy jalapeno corndogs.

Yeah, and for a big girl
with IBS, that's not great news.

So I do the benefit show,
I've survived, honey,

but my stomach
is a-rumblin', girl.

Grr-rr-rr-rr.

Well, the owner walks up, honey.

He is country as fried tomatoes.

"Hey, Eureka,
if I throw you another $100,

you wanna do
the evening show, too?"

Well, does a bear
shit in the woods?

Heck, yeah.

So I'm beelining
to the bathroom.

Well, guess what?

The host for the evening show
decides to stop me.

She goes, "Eureka,
you've gotta open the show."

I said, "No, I'm not, girl.
Gotta go to the bathroom."

She said, "Well,
if you wanna get paid,

you're opening the show."

Ugh. I run to the dressing room
to get ready,

and they're calling me on stage.

"The biggest drag queen
in captivity, Eureka!"

I step into the spotlight.

My stomach's a-gurgling.

Grr-rr-rr-rr.

So I'm kicking and I'm twirling
and I'm splitting,

my stomach's hurting,
I'm picking cabbage,

I'm kicking, I'm twirling,
I'm spliting, and boom.

The number's over, I survive it.

So I start rushing off,
and that same bitch of a host

goes, "Deejay, why don't we
give her some more?"

Now, I'm a show woman,

so I decide I'm gonna
take off running

and leap and land

into a beautiful split
for this crowd.

And when my puswacha
hits the ground,

I poop myself.

No!

Now, I'm sitting there
mortified,

because I just know
I'm gonna get up, look down,

and see a mound of brown.

And I look back,

and there's just
a little wet spot,

and I'm like, okay, I made it.

And I rush
into the dressing room

and I'm trying to slide by
10 queens and their helpers,

not making any eye contact
all the way to my station.

And I look at my drag daughter

and I say, "Anna,
I need my clothes."

She goes, "Mama, what happened?

"You smell crazy
and you're half naked."

And I'm like,
"I shit myself, girl."

She screams,
"You shit yourself?!"

The entire dressing room
goes quiet,

and I decided
I was gonna stand up

and I was gonna be proud
of that shitty moment.

And I said,
"Yes, I pooped myself,

and I know no one likes
a shitty kitty."

And we all bust out laughing.

Now, the moral of the story
is in those low moments,

in those embarrassing moments,
learn to laugh at yourself,

because life
is simply too short.

And don't forget.

Convenience store food
might be delicious,

but it always makes you poop.

Thank you so much.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is
Oops, I Did It Again,

A Fashionable Fashion Fail.

Up first, Trinity K. Bonet.

Gloves by prolapse.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

For my fashion failure,

I did gain a little weight,

and I'm not gonna be able to
zip this dress all the way up.

So I thought, well,

maybe if I throw these safety
pins back here fashionably,

it will work.

Thanks for nothing,
Weight Watchers.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I wonder if this was on sale,

because it's 50% off.

Have you ever been
in the dressing room

and somebody opens
that curtain on your ass?

That was me. Oops!

There's somebody in here, bitch!

If you stay halfway ready,

you ain't got to get
all the way ready.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Kylie Sonique Love.

Corndogs?
When did I eat corndogs?

I am the messiest eater
you have ever met.

This outfit is going
to represent that.

Wiener, wiener, chicken deener.

Yes!

Oh, that's where it was at!

You're a wiener, baby.

I got surprises, I got oopses,

I got ketchup and mustard
all over my outfit.

I got buns in the back.

You name it, I got it.

Always wear your condom-ments.

Hold the cheese, honey.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

Oh, my goodness!

That's Becky
with the burnt hair.

I'm this young girl
who gets invited to her prom,

but she has to make
her own dress

and do her own hair.

Take it off!

I've got my singed-off bangs,
and you know what I smell?

Another win.

Well, at least
her pussy's not on fire.

No.

Next, Eureka.

She ain't sweating
the competition.

Cinderella has done
been at the bathhouse

after midnight.

She a hot mess.

The hair's windblown,

the toilet paper
is attached to the shoe,

the panty's showing
because the dress is tucked.

She just needs a taxi

so she can get her ass
back to the house.

Honey, what's the T... P?

Welcome, All Stars.

It's time for
the judges' critiques,

starting with
Trin-tity K. Bonet.

Hi.

Most catfish stories
end very tragically,

so I was happy
that we got to a good ending.

It was filled
with twists and turns

that I legitimately
did not expect.

I do think getting your timing
and your comfort level

was a little off-kilter
in the very beginning,

and if you're kind of
rushing through it,

it makes us a little nervous.

And you also wanna give us time
to laugh when we wanna laugh.

Just give us a little bit
more room to work with.

Tonight on the runway,

Lord knows this is not an oops.

This is just beautiful.

I do wish the oops
would have been more obvious

without you
having to turn around,

but you look
absolutely stunning.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

All right, up next,
Ra'Jah O'Hara.

So your story made me chuckle,
obviously.

It was funny.

You did, however,
stumble in the beginning.

I was, like,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

I started to get nervous
for you,

because I almost felt
you looking for your cards.

I did notice those moments

where I could kind of see you
looking up to the heavens,

like, oh, what's the next thing
that I talk about?

Just be more conversational
about it.

It was just a little,
tiny bit lacking in that.

Remember, we're not here
for the lines.

I mean, the lines
are great, okay?

And we gotta get the lines out
at some point,

but we are here for you, honey.

Ra'Jah, you are a superstar.

- Wow.
- Like, seriously.

This leg happening.

That leg is an All Star, okay?

I live for this.

It is so gorgeous,

but you sold it so well
through your acting,

you know, coming out
and giving us those moments

where you're like, oh, my gosh,
you're in my dressing room.

Did you make this?

I did.

Everything that I've worn
on the runway every single week

I've made.

- It's gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- Thank you, Ra'Jah.
- Thank you.

Up next, Kylie Sonique Love.

You are a natural-born
storyteller.

You painted us a word picture,

and it was really, really
well written, well told,

because I was there with you.

I do think that when
you were telling the story,

I wanted even more of you.

I wanted to be more
up in your grill.

I didn't even want you
sitting behind the chair

leaning into the mic.

You took a risk by sitting down,

and for me, it really paid off.

You made me lean in to you

and you dared to be vulnerable,

and that is really powerful.

The whole military school thing,

and mom trying to butch you up
just breaks my heart.

And so many kids out there

are going through that,
watching.

So thank you
for sharing that story.

Tonight on the runway,
this is really fun.

But I would have loved
to have seen

maybe some glitter ketchup
and glitter mustard,

because you love your glitter.

You look so, so cute,

it made me want a corndog.

I don't know if that's a good
thing or a bad thing, but...

I didn't know
that was an option!

I didn't know
you could get it that way.

- But I just loved it.
- All you gotta do is ask nicely.

Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

Hi!

This look
I thought was so funny,

and I think you nailed
the objective of this challenge,

which was show us
a fashion fail in a story.

And you told it with
signature Ginger Minj comedy

and also with style.

The performance was excellent.

It was so relatable for me,

and it was such a sweet,
kind, lovely story.

I think the only thing
I would caution

is say sometimes it's so
finely polished and so perfect

that maybe it doesn't seem
as real to us in the moment,

because it was
pretty darn perfect.

You know, the tricky thing

is saying the same thing
over and over

and over and over and over again

and acting like
it just popped into your head.

And where I thought
you were more effective

is when you would pause
to feel the feeling.

It was just
such a magical story,

and it's a story
that I wish all moms

could be for their
little gay sons,

and dads
for their gay daughters.

I wish for every different child

that that moment could happen.

- Thank you, Ginger.
- Thank you.

Up next, Eureka.

I gotta say I had
big expectations for you,

and I gotta tell you, honey,

you just blew me away.

You really did.

You were vulnerable.

The center of your story,

which involved you,
you know, taking a shit

in front of lots of people,
was very clear.

And the thing is, like,

I never felt like
I was listening to a monologue.

I felt like I was getting some
good tea from a good friend.

Yours probably more than anybody
just felt very conversational,

and it was very, very funny.

Ru was laughing out loud,
the whole panel

was really enjoying it.

And it was a big risk,

because, you know,
you dumped all that on us,

and it could have gone
either way.

But you owned it,

and you didn't
back down from it,

and that's why it worked.

I couldn't take my eyes off
of how beautiful you looked.

Yes, it was a sequined leotard,

but it had those beautiful
kind of ice skater sleeves.

You were giving us Playboy bunny
the house down boots thigh-high.

Yes!

And I was living
for every moment of it.

This look, it really worked,

and we got the whole idea,
with the sweat stains

and the dress tucked in
the granny panties.

You literally told the story
from your head to your toes.

You have toilet paper
down below,

you have hair coming off up top.

I just thought you were firing
on all cylinders tonight.

Thank you.

- Thank you, Eureka.
- Thank you, Miss Paul.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Eureka.

Con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star
of the week.

Girl, I've been waiting
all season, mama,

for you to say them words!

Whoo!

You've won a $5,000 cash prize,
courtesy of Levi's.

And on behalf of your win,

Levi's will also
be donating $5,000

to OutRight Action
International.

Now, ladies, we're at
that point in the competition

that if you're not
the top All Star,

you're in the bottom.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

Ooh.

All right.

Oh, my God, y'all,

it has been a long time coming

for me to finally
win a challenge.

- Cheers, girl!
- Oh, my God, bitch.

- Con-drag-ulations!
- Thank you!

Girl, I think I'm
the first queen on All Stars

to ever get sent home,
come back,

and make it to the final four.

Like, legendary.

I was honestly
a little terrified, girl,

that I was gonna win
that lip sync with Silky

and come back
to the next challenge

and get sent home again.

And the fact that I won,

I mean, I'm just...
I'm beside myself, girl.

It's like I got my own
little crown for a moment.

And, girl, I worked hard.

You did.

I worked hard for this
monologue, this whole season,

and I'm just so excited that I
finally won a fucking challenge!

Yes, ma'am.

I know we should probably talk
what we don't wanna talk about.

I'd rather just sit here
and keep cheersing to you.

Oh, well, we can, girl,

because I'm living
the moment, bitch.

Tonight, we all have
the difficult decision to make.

And as much
as I want to feel secure

about my place
in the competition, who knows?

Who knows what these girls
are gonna do?

You wanna go first
since you're right there?

I will.

I'm not gonna lie.

It feels a little weird
being on this side of it, bitch.

Okay. I'm gonna do
what I got to do,

because, bitch, I'm not going
home tonight, no, ma'am.

I prayed about it,
doo, doo, doo,

crossed it up, and I let it go.

Oh, how the tables have turned.

It's wild.

I really hate that
I dropped the ball today.

I let my nerves
get the best of me.

But I'm here,
I'm still fighting.

I would hope
that you would see me

as the type of competition

that you would wanna take
with you into the top four.

Who do you see going home
instead of you?

For me, it would probably
have to be Trinity,

just because the inconsistency.

Yeah.

And Trinity, she's also
been in the bottom

more than everybody here.

It's hard for me to imagine
her gone, because I adore her.

It's weird.

This is such a kick
in the fucking nuts right now.

How you feeling?

Last week I was a finalist,

and this week it's a possibility
I'm going home.

And it's just not fair,
because I was so close.

Girl, we know how it feels.

We all worked for this,

and we all worked so hard.

I was so close.
I was so close.

Well, baby,
you're still on this couch.

I earned that top four spot,

and now I'm just sad

that it could be
taken away from me.

I know that this
should not be the end for me,

because my track record
has been extremely strong.

And there really is nothing else
that I possibly could have done

except shit myself today.

It's just I'm so, like, scared.

- I'm scared, too.
- I feel the same way.

I feel like I've been
killing it every week,

and I think that
my work has proven

that I deserve to be
in the finale, you know?

Well, I've been trying to play

as fair as possible
from the beginning.

Mm-hmm, same.

And I'm going to
continue to vote tonight

the same exact way

that I've been voting
in the rest of the competition.

Whew.

- Hey, Zaddy.
- Hey, bae.

How you doing?

I'm all right.

It's weird, these
little turn-tables, bitch.

How you feeling?

I love you so much,

and I'm so happy
that you finally won,

because I've been saying
my bae need this.

Like, she needs this,
she worked so hard.

So I'm super duper
happy for you.

I think for me
what is fucked with me

is that I did not expect
to get so close.

It is so close.

Well, you ain't
knocked out yet, bitch.

Like, bitch, I love you,
but I feel like today

you've been kind of defeated
for no reason.

Like, I'm just like, this bitch
has slayed the competition,

and, yeah, you've been
in the bottom several times,

but, girl, everyone here has
at this point.

I'm not giving up.

I want to be here.

I want to go to the finale,

and I wanna be there with you

to help you remember
the choreography.

Now there's a good one.

See, that's what
I needed to hear.

Trinity has
a different piece of my heart

than everybody else has.

She's been my sister,
my homegirl.

So, it just... it's
gonna be a hard decision

if I have to send Trinity home.

Honestly, like, I know what
you've done in the competition,

so I think, like, I guess
I really just want your advice.

Who do you think
I should send home?

Well, I would say,
based on track record,

although Trinity
has won two challenges,

she's been in the bottom
the most.

- Yeah.
- And...

She's not the first person
that would come to my mind.

I'm not trying to put someone
down to lift myself up.

I heard what you said about her.

I mean, I get it.

So do I listen to that
or my heart?

I don't know.

I'm just, like, how do I
make this decision on my own?

Help!

How are you?

It's nice sitting
in the winner's seat.

Everyone's so nice to you.

All of a sudden
everybody's my friend.

I'm not so bossy, messy...

And gassy. Still gassy.

Gassy still.
Yeah, still gassy.

Honestly, girl, let's be real.

I don't know how, necessarily,
to pick these girls apart.

Like, it's crazy,
because it's like

I think there are faults
in all three of them,

just like there's faults in me,
there's faults in you.

You know?
But it's a hard decision.

So it's, like, how about
I just send you home?

- Girl.
- Would you die?

No, you would die.

This has been such
an incredibly close race,

and you keep waiting
every single week

for somebody to fall
flat on their face,

and nobody is. Nobody.

There isn't one single
weak link,

and that's great, because
it's gonna be fun to watch.

But when you're here
in the middle of it,

it's a little nerve-wracking.

I love you.

Oh, my God, this is so crazy,

because I finally
won a challenge

and it has to be this challenge,

where I decide the top four
if I win this lip sync.

As bummed out as I am
that I have to pick somebody,

it's the name of the game.

But I have to hope

that that person just
won't take it personal,

and that I made the decision

because it was
the best decision for me.

Welcome back.

Eureka, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

No, I'm good. Can I just
get the coins and go?

Okay. No, let's just go home.

Yes, of course.

It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

Ooh!

Holy shit.

She got them kind of earrings
you could rest your ankles in.

Ru-veal yourself!

Jasmine Masters.

Who is it?

Well, hello, Jaida.

It's so nice to have you
back where you belong.

Hey!

We love a harem pant moment.

I almost wore my harem pants.

Girl, the lip sync assassin

is literally a winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

She can dance, she can kick,
she can do everything.

And she's known for winning.

All right, ladies,
Jaida holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.

If Jaida wins, the queen
on her lipstick gets ze chop.

Two queens stand before me.

Eureka, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $20,000...

And earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up!

Hey, hey, hey!

♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪

♪ Sure like to ball, whoo ♪

♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪

♪ Sure like to ball ♪

♪ When you're rockin'
and a-rollin' ♪

♪ Can't hear your mama call ♪

♪ Mama, Papa told me ♪

♪ Son, you better
watch your step ♪

♪ If they knew papa's mama ♪

♪ I have to watch my pa
myself ♪

♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪

♪ Sure like to ball ♪

♪ When you're rockin'
and a-rollin' ♪

♪ Can't hear your mama call ♪

♪ Aah ♪

Okay!

Whoo!

God, I am living!

Eureka starts rolling
across the floor,

and I'm, like,
groundbreaking, literally.

She is breaking the ground.

♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪

♪ Sure like to ball, whoo ♪

♪ Good golly, Miss Molly ♪

♪ Sure like to ball ♪

♪ When you're rockin'
and a-rollin' ♪

♪ Can't hear your mama call ♪

Do it again!

Ladies.

I've made my decision.

Eureka and Jaida.

You are both winners, baby.

Ooh!

It's a tie!

- Eureka.
- Yes, ma'am?

You've won a cash tip
of $20,000.

Ooh, I can get me a lot of
jalapeno corndogs with that!

Now, in the event of a tie,

the queens on both lipsticks
will be eliminated.

Oh, bitch.

My heart is in my bootyhole,
bitch.

Will the bottom queens
please step forward.

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Jaida Essence Hall.

Which queen has the group chosen
to get the chop?

The queen
that the group has chosen

to get the chop is...

Trinity.

Eureka, which queen have
you chosen to get the chop?

The queen that I chose I've
gotten really close with here

and is a star no doubt.

This is someone I truly love.

But I also chose Trinity.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Trinity K. Bonet,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

I'm super proud of myself.

I won challenges
in this competition.

I was on the top
in this competition.

- I love you so much.
- Love you, too.

TTKB rocked the sha-house
period.

Let's be clear.

I was a four before
I became a five again.

RuPaul, if you have a spot
on the Vegas show,

call a girl up.

TV program, talk show,
whatever you want.

You know, if you need
a makeup artist,

I can do that, too.

I mean, I ain't trying
to take nobody's job.

I'm just saying.

Love you. Good night.

Miss Jaida, thank you for
gracing us with your essence.

- Thank you.
- Look over there!

Thank you.
See you. See y'all!

- Bye, Jaida!
- Bye!

Con-drag-ulations,
my top four All Stars.

It's just one week
until the grand finale

of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,

where we're gonna crown
ourselves a winner, baby.

To our viewers,
which queen do you want to see

in the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

Are you Team Ra'Jah,

Team Ginger,

Team Eureka,

or Team Kylie?

Let your voice be heard
using #AllStars6Finale.

Until next week, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ Con-drag-ulations,
you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

Next time on All Stars...

That's it, don't bring
nobody back no more.

Top four!

Mom, I made it to the finale!

For your final maxi-challenge,

you'll be collaborating
on my new song

This is Our Country.

I wanna feel that country.
Da, da, da.

Nope. Ooh, this choreography
is the struggle of my life.

So you'll be starting
down on the floor.

Pardon me?

I've worked so hard
for this moment,

and I can't wait
another 11 years.

Today is the fucking day.

The next queen to be inducted

into the Drag Race
Hall of Fame is...

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers ♪

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