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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,195 --> 00:00:22,489 Can you not? 2 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,679 I'm surprising someone in London... 3 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:42,368 " Someone needs an orgasm. " 4 00:00:57,555 --> 00:01:00,113 Stop being anal, Kate. It's just a party. 5 00:01:00,115 --> 00:01:02,393 - Please. - No. - Yes. - No. 6 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,433 - Yes! - No! - It's my birthday. 7 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:06,713 We are not allowed parties. 8 00:01:06,715 --> 00:01:08,513 We will get kicked out. 9 00:01:08,515 --> 00:01:11,513 All right, how is not wanting to be homeless anal? 10 00:01:11,515 --> 00:01:14,273 Just a small little gathering. You can invite Jessica for my sex. 11 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,513 I don't want work people seeing where I live, thanks. 12 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:17,953 They'll think I'm a squatter. 13 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:20,273 Look, the whole point of living in a disused hospital 14 00:01:20,275 --> 00:01:21,793 is to get a girl on a slab. 15 00:01:21,795 --> 00:01:24,673 No, Sam, it's to save money for a deposit on an actual house. 16 00:01:24,675 --> 00:01:26,713 Oh, yeah, as if that's what we're all doing here. 17 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:27,953 Come on, Kate. 18 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,633 I'll go down on you. 19 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:32,433 Don't go down on my fiance. The pigeon's in the shower again. 20 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:35,393 - It's nice to know he's looking after himself. - Just throw it over him. 21 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,713 - It's not moving and it's looking right at me. - I'll go. 22 00:01:37,715 --> 00:01:39,913 Oh, my God! I'm going to have to say it. 23 00:01:39,915 --> 00:01:43,393 He's going to say something terrible. 24 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,153 It's my first birthday since my dad died. 25 00:01:46,155 --> 00:01:47,993 There, said it. 26 00:01:47,995 --> 00:01:49,993 - What's this? - He wants a party. 27 00:01:49,995 --> 00:01:53,193 No-one should have to go around carrying this much grief 28 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:55,113 and this much semen. 29 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,873 Something bad is bound to happen. 30 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,273 You're unbelievable. I'm an orphan. 31 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:01,473 - You have a mum. - She lives south of the river. 32 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:04,342 Compliment her again and she'll do it. 33 00:02:05,955 --> 00:02:08,073 You've got really fit hair. 34 00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:09,793 I'm going to be late. 35 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:12,833 - We're organising a massive treasure hunt today for a shoe shop. - Mm. 36 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:15,953 - Maybe we could do something like that. - Oh, you're an angel! 37 00:02:15,955 --> 00:02:19,913 - The pigeon puffs up when it's angry. - I know, baby. - You're my hero. 38 00:02:19,915 --> 00:02:23,915 Er, Melody, when you want me, I am all yours. 39 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:28,113 Come on, one poke. Melody, what have I got to do? 40 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,273 - Really? - Yeah. - Drug me. - Wow. 41 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:34,275 - And then never tell me. - Wow. Really? - Yeah. 42 00:02:37,795 --> 00:02:40,153 'Ladies and gentlemen, this bus will be terminating 43 00:02:40,155 --> 00:02:43,433 'at London Victoria in approximately 15 minutes.' 44 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:02,353 What the fuck?! 45 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:10,275 - This place is amazing. - I know, it's brilliant. Thanks for taking me. 46 00:03:34,795 --> 00:03:36,913 Forgive me, Kate. 47 00:03:36,915 --> 00:03:39,433 It appears you live in a hospital. 48 00:03:39,435 --> 00:03:43,435 Please don't tell anyone at work. I'm not a squatter, OK? I do pay. 49 00:03:43,715 --> 00:03:47,715 Me and Anthony are just saving for the wedding and... 50 00:03:48,235 --> 00:03:50,273 - I'm just not a squatter. - No, no. 51 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:52,273 Congratulations, by the way. 52 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,233 He cooks a mean curry. 53 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:56,673 Oh! Thanks! 54 00:03:56,675 --> 00:03:59,313 I still get coy when he takes his shirt off. 55 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:01,553 What was your wedding like? 56 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:04,913 Where are you staying while your divorce wraps up? 57 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:06,833 Um... 58 00:04:06,835 --> 00:04:10,793 Still on the sofa. Cara's moved him in now. 59 00:04:10,795 --> 00:04:13,873 It's, er, a little awkward in the mornings, 60 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:17,875 but they're usually in bed by the time I get back, 61 00:04:17,955 --> 00:04:20,713 which is a small mercy, I suppose. 62 00:04:20,715 --> 00:04:24,715 Oh, God, Colin! There's a spare ward going here if you need the space. 63 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:27,433 Thank you. I'll think about it. 64 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,433 Melody! 65 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,113 This is Crying Colin from work... 66 00:04:32,115 --> 00:04:34,033 Colin from work. 67 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:37,633 He's thinking about moving into the spare ward. 68 00:04:37,635 --> 00:04:40,193 - Are you poor? - Um, no. Just... 69 00:04:40,195 --> 00:04:41,513 Lonely? 70 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:45,515 - Well, I'm going through a divorce. - So both. 71 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:49,833 I suppose so, yes. 72 00:04:49,835 --> 00:04:52,673 Do you enjoy living here? 73 00:04:52,675 --> 00:04:56,073 Well, you're not allowed to have parties, cook meals, 74 00:04:56,075 --> 00:05:00,075 light candles, have sex, express emotion, claim any rights, 75 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:02,993 argue if they want to throw you out with only two days' notice, 76 00:05:02,995 --> 00:05:06,995 or smoke. 77 00:05:07,075 --> 00:05:08,913 It's a riot. 78 00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:12,915 Gosh. 79 00:05:14,675 --> 00:05:17,953 Happy birthday, dude. 80 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:19,873 Ahh! 81 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,793 Mmm! Stop. 82 00:05:21,795 --> 00:05:24,091 Stop it! 83 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,839 Stop it. 84 00:05:40,155 --> 00:05:43,033 OK, OK, everybody, everybody! 85 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:45,073 Line up for the treasure hunt. 86 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:49,873 There are clues on every floor of the hospital. 87 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:53,353 Do not change your partner once you've been allocated one, OK? 88 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:56,153 - It's going to be... - Anal! - ..super fun. 89 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:59,073 Right. Purnima and... 90 00:05:59,075 --> 00:06:00,793 - Sam! - ..Harry. 91 00:06:03,355 --> 00:06:06,033 - Jessica, Jessica, Jessica... - Jessica and... 92 00:06:06,035 --> 00:06:07,553 Sam! 93 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:09,473 ...that unbelievably hot guy. 94 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:13,193 What? Who even is that? Who brought that? 95 00:06:13,195 --> 00:06:15,993 Kate, mate, digging the squat. 96 00:06:15,995 --> 00:06:17,873 It's not a squat. 97 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:20,113 - Melody and... - Sam! 98 00:06:20,115 --> 00:06:23,153 ...Colin. 99 00:06:23,155 --> 00:06:25,353 Anthony... 100 00:06:25,355 --> 00:06:27,433 and... 101 00:06:27,435 --> 00:06:28,873 - Lulu? - ..me! 102 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,753 No fucking way! 103 00:06:30,755 --> 00:06:32,753 Oh, my God! 104 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:36,633 Oh, my God! What are you doing here? Look at your stupid face. 105 00:06:36,635 --> 00:06:38,433 Oh, my God, don't say anything! 106 00:06:38,435 --> 00:06:40,233 Oh, my God, you have to meet Kate! 107 00:06:40,235 --> 00:06:43,873 Kate, this is... This is Lulu. 108 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,473 - My Lulu. - Wow! Lulu! 109 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:50,475 - Lulu! Oh, it's so great to finally meet you. - You, too. 110 00:06:51,075 --> 00:06:53,913 Is that a ukulele? Wow, quirky! 111 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:56,353 Yeah, thanks. I try really hard. 112 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:58,273 You must be the brilliant Kate. 113 00:06:58,275 --> 00:06:59,873 My God! 114 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,313 - Ohh! - Wow, you are gorgeous. 115 00:07:01,315 --> 00:07:04,393 What are you doing with this shitbag? 116 00:07:04,395 --> 00:07:06,553 Oh, just... You know, just... 117 00:07:06,555 --> 00:07:09,673 Just... 118 00:07:09,675 --> 00:07:12,153 - She totally loves me. - No, I don't! 119 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:14,833 - You don't? - No, I do. 120 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:18,393 A lot. I love him so much, I could die. 121 00:07:18,395 --> 00:07:21,473 - Mwah! - So you're here! Yeah! 122 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:24,353 Fucking look at you! I've missed you so much. 123 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:27,153 Hey! Sugar-tits. 124 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,673 OK, no, don't speak to him. I grew up with her. 125 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:32,113 She is Red Zone. She's basically my sister. 126 00:07:32,115 --> 00:07:34,673 You guys look really similar. 127 00:07:34,675 --> 00:07:37,633 - Yeah, I guess we... - No, I don't think so. 128 00:07:37,635 --> 00:07:41,393 - So, I'm Sam and I am amazing. - He's a pervert. 129 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:43,153 This is Melody. She's a hot frog. 130 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:44,593 - She's a teacher. - I'm an artist. 131 00:07:44,595 --> 00:07:46,913 And you've met Kate. She's really anal. 132 00:07:46,915 --> 00:07:49,633 I am not anal. 133 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,873 - Do you all live here? - We're not friends. We just share a floor. 134 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:54,553 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I dunno. 135 00:07:54,555 --> 00:07:56,593 I've just got to find somewhere to live 136 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:59,313 and then I'm just going to be completely on top of this one. 137 00:07:59,315 --> 00:08:02,113 - Can I dump my stuff? - Sure, yeah. I'll show you round the wards. 138 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:06,115 - I'm about to start the treasure hunt. - We'll just be a couple of secs. 139 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:12,593 "Sex"! 140 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:14,673 OK, OK. 141 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:16,913 Sam and... 142 00:08:16,915 --> 00:08:18,233 Fred. 143 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:21,473 - Fred? Who's she? - HE lives with us, you moron. 144 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:23,713 Hi. 145 00:08:23,715 --> 00:08:26,313 Ohh... Oh, Jesus. 146 00:08:26,315 --> 00:08:30,315 Josh and Vicky. 147 00:08:30,355 --> 00:08:33,233 OK, babycakes, your penis is a bit of a problem for me. 148 00:08:33,235 --> 00:08:36,473 We're going to have to forget that exists while we do this, capisce? 149 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,553 - Capisce. - That's my girl. 150 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:40,913 OK, everybody, let the... 151 00:08:40,915 --> 00:08:44,915 Let the treasure hunt commence! 152 00:08:49,355 --> 00:08:50,873 What are you doing here, Lu? 153 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:54,875 - Ah, I missed you. - Yeah, and...? 154 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:58,513 Steven kicked me out, so I left town, did a bit of travelling. 155 00:08:58,515 --> 00:08:59,713 What? Where did you go? 156 00:08:59,715 --> 00:09:02,753 Mainly the Midlands, but I spent a bit of time in Bristol, 157 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:03,993 which was really intense. 158 00:09:03,995 --> 00:09:05,873 Out the way, out the way. 159 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,753 Hey, Lulu-licious, do you want to, er, swap partners? 160 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:10,793 No way. You two are perfect for each other. 161 00:09:10,795 --> 00:09:14,795 - Ooh, you're cheeky. I like that. - Red Zone? 162 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,633 - He's hot. - No, he's not. 163 00:09:19,635 --> 00:09:21,793 So, this is new. 164 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,153 Yeah, it's my uku-Lulu. 165 00:09:24,155 --> 00:09:25,673 Can you play? 166 00:09:25,675 --> 00:09:29,513 " Even though I know I'm not a lesbian for sure 167 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:32,833 " I sometimes look up lesbian porn 168 00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:35,728 " And it really, really, really gets me off. " 169 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,605 Yes! 170 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:40,513 Er, homeless people. 171 00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:44,193 " I sometimes feel bad if they have scabs on their faces... " 172 00:09:44,195 --> 00:09:48,073 - Oh! - What? - I think my tampon just came out a bit. 173 00:09:48,075 --> 00:09:49,993 Er, can I do anything? 174 00:09:49,995 --> 00:09:52,033 - Yeah, actually, if you could just... - Wow, OK. 175 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:55,393 - I was joking! - Thank God! - What were you going to do? 176 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,793 - Help you. I don't know! Eugh. - Hey... 177 00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:01,795 You would love my vagina. 178 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,033 She really went for it. Wow! 179 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:07,553 - Boom. Big one. Lift me, princess. - OK! 180 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:11,555 Brilliant. This is so much fun. 181 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:13,473 Hey, we have actually met before, 182 00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:17,113 in the laundry room when you were stealing that girl's... - Oh, shit-fit. 183 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:21,115 "The envelopes on the ceiling all contain X-rays with the letters of the alphabet hidden in them. 184 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:24,593 "Find all the letters and they will make up the name of the room the prize is in." 185 00:10:24,595 --> 00:10:27,233 She is so fucking anal. I love her. Let's go. 186 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,993 - Vault me, vault me! - Yes, I will! 187 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:34,393 Ah! 188 00:10:34,395 --> 00:10:35,793 W! 189 00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:38,935 - Vault me again, vault me again. - Yeah! 190 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,953 So I guess go for it. 191 00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:46,955 - Could I just double check the clue? - No. 192 00:10:50,755 --> 00:10:53,153 She wouldn't have hidden anything in a toilet. 193 00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:56,393 She's not that kind of person. Trust me, I work for her. 194 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:58,033 Let her surprise you. 195 00:10:58,035 --> 00:11:01,393 It's the most attractive thing a person can do. 196 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:05,395 So rare to be surprised. 197 00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:11,593 Oh, God. Oh, putain. I can't believe you just did that! 198 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:14,353 Neither can I. 199 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:18,355 I can't feel a clue. 200 00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:25,955 Found it. 201 00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:33,833 The main rule about truth songs is just to sing with abandon. 202 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,673 Just let go of whatever you're afraid of admitting to yourself. 203 00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,033 Yeah, I really get it. 204 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:42,035 I really get how it's about being who you need to want to be, 205 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,073 in a world where needing to be someone 206 00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:47,473 is more about being who you think you need to be, 207 00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:51,475 when really, what we all just need to do is sing... 208 00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,793 man. 209 00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:56,433 - You're taking the piss. - I'm taking the piss, yeah. - Wow! 210 00:11:56,435 --> 00:11:58,233 You really can't drop it, can you? 211 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:01,393 - You really can't take a joke, can you? - Look at you. 212 00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:02,873 - You get so edgy. - I get...? 213 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:05,593 Shouldn't you be rubbing up against someone downstairs by now? 214 00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:09,595 - Say one thing sincerely, I dare you. - You flirt with me too much. 215 00:12:11,755 --> 00:12:15,153 I'm afraid you have to sing it, or it doesn't count. 216 00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:17,113 - I'll play. - No. 217 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:19,313 You sing, I'll play. 218 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:26,555 Do you really think I flirt with you too much? 219 00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:31,953 Do you wish I didn't? 220 00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:34,673 - Hey! - Hi. - Hey. - What are you doing? 221 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,993 We're just having a singsong. Come join us. 222 00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:38,393 Oh! No. 223 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:40,913 Singing's not really my thing. 224 00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:43,073 Sorry, baby, we're just catching up. 225 00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:47,075 Yeah, no, you haven't seen each other for ages. 226 00:12:52,435 --> 00:12:55,193 Hey, it's all getting a bit heated between Jess... 227 00:12:55,195 --> 00:12:56,873 And that unbelievably hot guy. 228 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:00,875 - His name is... - Don't ruin it. 229 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:05,713 Come on, we've missed enough of this brilliant treasure-hunt bonanza. 230 00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,513 - Who's my partner, baby? - No! 231 00:13:07,515 --> 00:13:09,673 Stay. Catch up. 232 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,673 It's fine. Too many people anyway. 233 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:13,995 Hm! 234 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:19,180 Push harder! Push harder! 235 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:23,617 Mate, you smell like lychees. D'you eat a lot of lychees? 236 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,341 Stop making me laugh! 237 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:27,273 Oh, what the fuck?! 238 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,895 Heeey! Wow, you two look cosy. 239 00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:31,739 I was going to fuck you. 240 00:13:31,763 --> 00:13:32,942 Excuse me?! 241 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:38,683 I was... going... to... fuck... you. 242 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:41,248 Oh shit! 243 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,233 Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry, 244 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:48,595 I guess in that case I should, I should probably... 245 00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:55,233 You OK? 246 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,273 Stop trying to bum me! 247 00:13:57,275 --> 00:14:01,033 - Excuse me?! - Fucking bender! 248 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,553 That is not nice. 249 00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:06,555 Yeah, well neither is being sexually assaulted by a surprise flatmate. 250 00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:09,433 I don't think you're very happy, mate. 251 00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:11,073 - Don't say "mate". - You say "babe". 252 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:13,593 I'm an estate agent. I'm meant to sound like a twat. 253 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:15,595 What's your excuse? 254 00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:38,993 Won't Kate be wondering what you're doing? 255 00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,513 She'll just assume I'm smoking. 256 00:14:40,515 --> 00:14:42,713 Fiver says she sniffs my breath when we go down. 257 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,673 - Supportive(!) - It's OK. I'll say you were my witness. 258 00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:48,233 Fiver says she'll sniff your cock if you tell her that. 259 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:52,235 - God! - Sorry! But she might as well have weed on you down there! 260 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,475 Don't, OK? Sometimes you just take it too far, Lulu. 261 00:14:57,155 --> 00:14:59,593 She'd be well within her rights to be paranoid 262 00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:01,033 the way you behaved downstairs. 263 00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:03,633 We both know there's nothing between us, but I won't have you 264 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:07,635 taking the piss out of her, all right? Fuck sake! 265 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,353 I mean, you really, really 266 00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,353 fell for that hook, line and sinker. 267 00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:16,273 Oh, my God! You dick! I can't believe you still get me! 268 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:20,275 I'm sorry but your face was hilarious! 269 00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:27,035 Diabetic? That's intense. 270 00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:31,513 - What made you think I was gay? - You are so gay. 271 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,393 You don't know me at all. I know when one jumps on my back. 272 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:38,395 You are so inappropriate! And you told me to do that! 273 00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:40,153 Are you gay? 274 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:44,155 Are you? 275 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:48,715 You're so gay. 276 00:15:56,035 --> 00:16:00,035 I heard about your Dad. I'm sorry. Yeah. 277 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,873 Mine died too. I was much younger but... 278 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,875 Hurts, yeah. 279 00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:09,433 Yeah. 280 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,673 (Yeah. 281 00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:16,675 Yeah. 282 00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:33,035 Right, come on treacle, let's go. Let's win this thing. 283 00:16:40,595 --> 00:16:44,193 Wanking room! How does she know about my wanking room? 284 00:16:44,195 --> 00:16:46,993 Waiting room? 285 00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:50,995 You are a genius. 286 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,753 I'm sorry I flirt with you too much. 287 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,873 I'm allowed to fancy you though, doesn't count. 288 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,195 Do you though? 289 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:11,953 Nah. Used to though. You can cling to that. 290 00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:14,313 - What's going on here? - What do you mean? 291 00:17:14,315 --> 00:17:16,873 Now, come on. We have never been more sober in our lives. 292 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,953 I'm trying to be an adult now, OK? 293 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,153 I actually want to know how you feel about me. 294 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:23,393 I don't care about the shit-storm it could cause. 295 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,633 I don't care about Kate, 296 00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:26,873 I mean, I think she's probably a lesbian anyway. 297 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,553 I just need you to admit you don't just flirt with me for kicks. 298 00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:32,033 OK. Just so I know that I'm not crazy. 299 00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:33,193 Fuck off! 300 00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:34,953 Can you drop it please? Just for a second. 301 00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:38,955 - You're making me nervous. - Sit down. 302 00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,233 Why do you do it? 303 00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:48,393 - Power? - Yeah. 304 00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:50,313 But you would never actually kiss me? 305 00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:52,633 I've been trying since we were 14, baby. 306 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,513 Bullshit. Kiss me, then. 307 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:55,833 Tease! 308 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:58,793 Coming from you! 309 00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:00,513 - You kiss me. - You kiss me. 310 00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:04,515 - You kiss me. - You kiss me. 311 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,953 Lu, you're kissing me. 312 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,353 I know. 313 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,033 Woah, woah, woah! 314 00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:12,793 You just won't lose, will you?! 315 00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:16,795 - You actually kissed me. - Yeah, that was... 316 00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:22,713 - You don't actually think Kate is a lesbian, do you? - No! 317 00:18:22,715 --> 00:18:26,553 OK. Oh, my God. Lu? 318 00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:29,833 - I'm such a dick. - I didn't think in a million years you'd... Lu? Do you? 319 00:18:29,835 --> 00:18:32,153 - It's OK, it's fine, - I know you can't... 320 00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:36,155 You're serious? Lu, I've been in love with you... I'm joking, you dick! 321 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:42,433 Oh right. Course. Touche! Me too. 322 00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:45,033 - Me too. - Me too. 323 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:48,553 Good. 324 00:18:48,555 --> 00:18:51,753 I should probably go and sort this tampon out now. 325 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:55,755 Yeah. Good. 326 00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:05,953 I am not going on a date with you. 327 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,393 - Why not? - You'll eat me alive. 328 00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:12,395 Maybe. You might like it. If we don't try we'll never know. 329 00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:15,673 Don't be a scaredy-cunt. 330 00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,793 Oh, that is a horrible word. 331 00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:20,593 That is my favourite word. 332 00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:24,595 Say it, cunt, and let's get dinner. 333 00:19:25,115 --> 00:19:29,115 Cunt! Oh, God protect me. 334 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,833 Magnifique. 335 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,753 The prize is in the waiting room! 336 00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:36,393 Shut that pretty mouth, baby. 337 00:19:36,395 --> 00:19:40,395 Let's go. 338 00:19:46,715 --> 00:19:50,715 Hey guys! Tequila! 339 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:31,355 I am fun! 340 00:20:33,595 --> 00:20:37,595 Don't be a scaredy-cunt. 341 00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,793 I am not anal! 342 00:20:43,795 --> 00:20:46,153 - Baby... - You say I am not anal! 343 00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:47,593 You are not anal. 344 00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:50,673 And don't think I don't know that because I make all the fun, 345 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:54,675 I can't have any of the fun because I always know where the prize is! 346 00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:56,753 I'm the fun one, OK? 347 00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,633 In here, it's all crazy crazy in here! 348 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:04,635 Whoo! Look at me! I am out of control! 349 00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:08,553 Woah! 350 00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:10,753 Sorry. I'm a dick. 351 00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:14,755 It's OK. I know it's because you're sad, but we are here. 352 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,275 Thank you for my party. Where's the prize? 353 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:23,913 (It's in the incubator!) 354 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,915 Come here, pumpkin. 355 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:36,235 Yeeaaah! Winner, winner! 356 00:21:37,555 --> 00:21:40,953 Where's my baby gurl? 357 00:21:40,955 --> 00:21:43,233 This is for you! 358 00:21:45,755 --> 00:21:47,993 Argh! Argh! That was horrible! 359 00:21:47,995 --> 00:21:49,433 Head forward, pinch the top. 360 00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:51,353 And who's this guy? 361 00:21:51,355 --> 00:21:55,355 - He's mine. - Really?! 362 00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:04,753 Thank you. He's unbelievably hot. See you on Monday. 363 00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:08,755 Slut! 364 00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:14,835 D'accord. Bon soir. Happy birthday. 365 00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:18,833 Happy birthday! I've had such a lovely night. 366 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:20,193 So nice to hang out with... 367 00:22:20,195 --> 00:22:22,833 If I throw up in my bed, I'm gonna sleep in yours, OK? 368 00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:24,073 OK. 369 00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:26,353 - I am going to be sick. - Yeah? 370 00:22:26,355 --> 00:22:29,713 And then I am going to be so anal with you. 371 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:33,553 Whooo! 372 00:22:33,555 --> 00:22:35,193 Welcome to the family, Lu. 373 00:22:35,195 --> 00:22:37,713 Oh, yeah, I think I'm just gonna find somewhere else to... 374 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:41,193 No. No! You are staying here. 375 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:45,195 Because, you are special to him, so you're special on me. 376 00:22:47,155 --> 00:22:50,473 - Yeah, I think it might be weird. - Why would it be weird? 377 00:22:50,475 --> 00:22:53,633 - It wouldn't be weird. - It wouldn't be. 378 00:22:53,635 --> 00:22:56,433 Good! Goooooood. 379 00:22:56,435 --> 00:23:00,435 - Thanks, Kate. - Pffffft! I'm chill. 380 00:23:03,275 --> 00:23:06,073 So that's cool that... Yeah, it's gonna be... 381 00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:10,075 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, cool. - Cool. 382 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:16,753 Why are you being weird? 383 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:18,913 He calls her my Lulu. 384 00:23:18,915 --> 00:23:20,473 That's so hot. 385 00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:22,393 Which bit do I pick up when it rings? 386 00:23:22,395 --> 00:23:23,593 Sorry, is this a joke? 387 00:23:23,595 --> 00:23:25,273 - Hello, Colin. - Bad! 388 00:23:25,275 --> 00:23:26,753 I think you should live with me. 389 00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:28,553 I think you would like being painted. 390 00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:30,033 I'll be generous with your penis. 391 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,473 Hey guys, great work. 392 00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:34,673 Fred, I need to ask you to step outside. 393 00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:35,913 Where are we going? 394 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,275 Aaaaargh! 29269

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