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Hey, Jimmy, look at this

my son's invited me to go skiing

with him in Vermont
for the holidays.

Huh, sounds great.

What are you doing
for Christmas?

Ah, my mom mentioned
meeting her in Vegas.

Well, that's what holidays
are about, being with family.

As long as it's not my family.

You're not going to your
mom's for Christmas?

Oh, Clark, I just can't. I
always think it's gonna be nice

and every year it's just
arguing and fighting.

And not that it won't
look perfect.

My family always looks perfect.

So, how'd you get out of it?

I told them I have to cover
for you 'cause you're headed

to Smallville,
which isn't a total lie

because you are headed
to Smallville.

No, I'm not. My folks
decided to come here.

Oh, God.
It is a total lie.

So, your folks
are coming out here?

I love your parents.

They're just so... not insane.

Lois, some families have
worse trouble than yours.

'So, Mrs. Church,
with your husband in prison'

'you devoted your fortune
to aiding the destitute.'

And poor people, too.

'Oh, I wish my
husband wasn't an evil monster'

who once ran all the crime
in the city, but... whatever.

- May I?
- 'Uh, well..'

I want to hug you, Metropolis

and become a true
Metropolean myself.

All I want to do is fit in.

I mean, you guys run
the rackets, the prostitution

'and the guns in Metropolis.'

'So what's left
for a girl like me?'

A dumb old chain of
Costmart stores, that's what.

So I have a kind of a thought.

I'll start up Intergang again.

And Intergang will run
all the crime in the city.

Yes, I like it.

A, we like being on our own.

B, we ain't working
for no woman.

And C, we most assuredly...
are not working for you.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

'In the
unlikely event of poison gas'

'pull the mask toward you
and breathe normally.'

'Thank you and have
a nice day.'

- 'Alright, easy.'
- 'Watch the back there.'

Four crime bosses
found together dead.

Somebody was
mighty cranky today.

Sort of reminds me of the bad
old days of Intergang

when Bill Church
was trying to put

every crook in town
under his control.

Are you sure
Intergang is finished?

What if this is one of
Bill Church's lieutenants?

Trying to start it up again?

You know, Perry wanted me
to interview Mindy Church.

I told him I'd rather
be buried alive.

But maybe, I was overreacting.

I mean, maybe, she's seen
something or knows somebody.

- Clark?
- Lois, isn't that your father?

'Hey, there..'

You want better buns
in ten days or less?

Oh, my God.

Dr. Sam Lane's patented
abs in a bottle

for the firm, taut belly
and butt favored by all.

Two spoonful of this
and... prepare to be ogled.

'That's right. Only 29.99..'

Well, I can't take anymore.

I mean, this man
was a brilliant surgeon.

You know, he had a
family and a good life

and he abandoned us to
create cyborgs and do this.

I know you thought I was
exaggerating about my family

but well.. Well..

Well, when we're married,
they'll be my family, too.

I suppose that means
you're gonna back out?

Ha ha. No way.

Sorry to get emotional,
but you just touched a nerve.

How is it that
you feel so bereft?

Your husband left you
in charge of millions

and the chain of
Costmart stores.

Can a store
keep you warm at night?

Can a store call you
honey bunny?

Can a store..

Oh, what else can't stores do?

- Poach an egg?
- Exactly.

Besides, the Costmart board
won't listen to a thing I say

and I've got lots of good
ideas, Miss Lane. Lots and lots.

Those guys make me sick.

Let me ask you about Intergang.

Intergang is over. And I never
knew anything about it

when it wasn't over.

Bill never told me anything.

I'm just a bird
in a gilded case.

Cage. It's gilded cage.

Huh?

Hi.

- Bomb.
- A bomb?

Poor Lois.
Who'd want to kill you?

Or you, Mrs. Church.

Who'd want to kill you?

No, Cheryl Marie, you cannot
stay up past 9:00.

Yes, honey, you can watch TV

just none of that
gratuitous violence, okay.

I'll see you tonight.

Joey Bermuda,
also known as the handyman

world's most ingenious assassin?

You tried to blow
me up today, Joey.

I don't appreciate that.

What makes you think it was me?

Ah, clown, balloons,
bomb, it all adds up.

You never do things
the easy way.

Well, I try to have fun
with my work.

I suppose every crime boss
in Metropolis pitched in.

Or what's left of every
crime boss in Metropolis.

The ones you didn't gas.

I guess you're here to shoot me.

Don't be silly.

I'm here to hire you.

Face it, Joey,
I've got more cash

than all these low-rent
crooks put together.

Once Intergang is back

I'll control
all of the action in town.

- All of it.
- Hey, hey, okay.

There's only one pooper
at my party, Joey.

Superman. I want him killed.

Who doesn't?
Unfortunately, the only thing

that'll do the
trick is kryptonite

and that's under heavy
guard at S.T.A.R. Labs.

Forget kryptonite.

I was thinking more like..

...what if Superman got the flu?

You think of that
all by yourself, did you?

It'd have to be the kind off
germ they have on krypton.

The kind you might be immune
to if you live there.

Only superman never did.

He came to Earth
when he was just a baby.

So, if his body
couldn't fight it off.

A raging virus would kill him.

Where are you going to get
a virus from krypton?

What is it?

Oh, something I picked up

from a secret government agency.

The spaceship, baby superman
came to Earth in.

My scientists scanned this thing

and it's real germy, Joey.

The little bugs crystallized
when the spaceship's coating

heated in the Earth's
atmosphere.

So if we could isolating
the microbe's DNA

we could start growin' our own.

Yes.

Clark.

Lois, where you been?

I stayed late to finish
the Mindy story.

Why would somebody
want to kill her?

Revenge or to keep her
from something she wants?

Thanks for grabbing
that bomb by the way.

- Hmm.
- What's with all the takeout?

You invited my parents
and me over for dinner?

- I guess you forgot.
- Oh, Clark, I'm sorry.

Jonathan. Martha.

You didn't tell me they were
here already.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot
all about dinner.

Oh, no big deal.

- Lois, listen, there's some...
- Excuse me, Martha.

Clark, could you get
the napkins?

They're down
in that drawer there.

Uh, Lois,
while Clark was out, he..

Uh, uh, uh, Lois..

- Surprise.
- Mother.

- Lois.
- Oh, boy.

Oh, I couldn't stand the thought
of you alone and miserable

in this wretched
city at Christmas.

Ha ha!

Actually, I pictured you
more alone than this.

Ah, well... uh, yes... I,
uh... mother, this is Clark.

Lois, could I talk to you
for just a minute?

And these are Clark's parents.

Uh, Lois..

- Surprise. Princess!
- Daddy?

- Ellen.
- Sam.

Oh, boy.

Uh, Martha..

Where you trying
to tell me something?

Your father's here.

- Lois, I'm leaving.
- Oh, Mother, no.

Lois, yes.
You invited him.

- No, I didn't.
- Then why's he here?

- I'm the father.
- Not for the last 17 years.

It's a holiday season.
It's time to mend my fences.

Hey, how about a glass
of holiday cheer?

Yes, a glass of holiday cheer.

I'm an alcoholic.

Uh-huh.

Ellen, I was hoping
you'd view our past as I do.

A cesspool of abandonment
and humiliation?

As past. Over.

When we parted I was bitter with
life and the medical profession

but now I have a whole
new lease on life.

- Goodbye, Lois.
- Mother.

'No, no, don't leave, Ellen.'

I want to introduce you all
to someone special.

- Come on up, honey.
- You brought a date?

We need to be grown ups.
Get everything out in the open.

She's outside? It's freezing.

Oh, she doesn't mind.
Ha ha.

I'd like you to meet my
fiancée Baby Gunderson.

My God. She's nine years old.

I'm speechless.

'Ah, ah, hello, Baby.'

'Gee, you must be cold.'

I do not feel the cold.

Oh, eggnog?

I do not drink.

Not yet, that is.

Ellen, don't think of her
as a human being.

Sir, that's a little bit harsh.

- I made her.
- Excuse me?

Built her. You remember I used
to tinker around with cyborgs?

Baby Gunderson's an improvement.

100% machine.

Oh! Of all the sicko, psycho,
sexual, nothing personal, Baby.

Oh, for the love of mike.

You leave us and the world...

It's this kind of closed
mindedness that drove us apart

in the first place.

Now, why can't we just let go
of the past? Move on?

We're gonna elope.

I got your message.

I've enabled to introduce
an electro-chemical exciter

to the virus' DNA and the damn
stuff's begun replicating.

Oh, I love when viruses do that.

Yes, but virus growing
is a painstaking process.

I mean, it could take months
to produce the amount we need.

Well, you tell it to hurry up.

Mrs. Church, come on,
whining is not gonna alter

the laws of nature.

We'll see about that.

Let me have a peek.

Okay, but at this stage it's
invisible to the naked eye.

'Is it dangerous to us?'

It's not a virus we respond
to but back on krypton

that must have been
the most vicious thing going.

'Superman's as good as gone.'

Lois, I put the word out to
every snitch we know to find out

what's going on with
this crime in Metropolis.

Here's the aspirin you wanted.

I don't think a pill
could relieve

years of neglect and betrayal.

Try two.

Thanks, Clark.

Tell me the truth.
What do you know about him?

Don't make the same
mistake I did.

Mother, don't do this.

You're projecting your troubles
with daddy on Clark and me.

- We're different.
- Oh, sure.

You think you know Clark?

I thought I knew your father.

He was a brilliant surgeon.

I was his loyal nurse.

We had it all, but that
wasn't enough for Sam.

I know.

It was a really bad thing
that happened.

But you know, at some point,
I had to decide

that whatever hell you and
Daddy were going through

was your business.

And I can't let it
wreck my life.

Alright.

- Delivery.
- Come in, come in.

Put it down.

Thanks. Here. Surprise.

I noticed you
didn't have a tree, yet.

What do you think, princess?

Daddy, I don't
know, what to think.

You been gone so long, and
now we're doing Christmas?

I'm pushing too hard,
is that it?

Dr. Lane?

Baby Gunderson's been sweeping
the same spot

for about 20 minutes here.

Ah, just give her a little knock
on the head. She'll be fine.

That's another thing. Dad, you
can't expect mother

to just sit here and string
popcorn with, you know...

Spending one evening
with a robot's so terrible?

No, but being
replaced by one is.

Oh, you're right, you're right.
I've got to be more sensitive.

Baby, get in the closet.

Daddy!

What? Easy storage
is her best feature.

There you go.

Bye.

We only got the last ticket
out here

because I flew coach
and baby flew cargo.

See? Just like
the old days, huh?

'Hello.'

Mother, uh, look,
daddy got a tree.

Oh, Sam, still making
decisions for everybody.

Oh, mother, could you
just try to get along for me?

Lois, could I see
you for a minute, please?

- I don't believe...
- It's Holiday season.

You gotta have a tree.

Long Legs Lulu just called.

She says, she knows what's going
on with the crime in Metropolis.

But she needs to
see us, right now.

Perfect. Mom, dad,
something's come up.

Uh, a work thing.

We'll be back in a while.

Help, superman, help.

What do you hear?

Someone's in a
building, about to jump.

Go.

- He has to feed the dog.
- Uh, I have to get some gas.

I'll be back in a minute.

Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

Mother, I got a tip
from an informant.

I-I've always wanted to see
you in action, I'll get my coat.

But, no, no, no! It's dangerous.
It's deadly. It's very deadly.

But I have so little to live
for that it hardly matters.

Oh, mother.

You are not leaving me here
with that man and his android.

Oh, jus..

Oh, God!

A cashew?

Surprise!

- Mother.
- Oh.

These, these people
are your informants?

What possible information
could they have?

This is Lulu's... office.

I wonder where she is.

She's probably on a break.

Ha ha. Mother, Lulu is a hooker.

It's not a union job.

Oh. Your friend's
a streetwalker.

Maybe not anymore.

Oh, no.

Lulu.

Mother, stay here. Maybe,
that person saw something.

I, um... um..

I thought we told you babes

to stay off
these streets tonight.

Oh. You have me mistaken
for somebody else.

You see, my daughter
and I are here

in a professional capacity.

Not on this corner.

No babes work this corner
without our okay.

Uh-huh.
Now, look, you. I..

Ohh. Well... I'll tell her.

Um... Lois.

Lois!

Mrs. Church?

No. Don't try to stop me.

Jumping is the only answer
to my... loneliness.

Surely a woman as attractive

rich, and successful as
you... has reasons to live.

So often, beautiful women become
prisoners of their charms.

Furthermore, my beauty
reminds me of men

and men remind me
of my incarcerated husband

'and that reminds me that I can
no longer live with the scorn'

'of being a crime lord's wife.'

Look, you've turned
your husband's wealth

into charitable donations.

You're reaching out
to the community.

I mean, you'll do fine
in this town.

Well... since you put it
that way... okay.

There you go.

Could you take me
to some poor people?

Won't be long, big guy.

And your flying days
will be over.

Chief..

Uh, I filed a story on
Mindy Church's suicide attempt

like you asked.

But, um, frankly, I think
she's up to something.

Aah!

Lois... I understand Superman
talked her down off that ledge.

Apparently,
he disagrees with you.

It's possible she really
is desperate and alone.

Oh, you guys are a couple
of sentimental softies.

Oh, really?

Superman is a sentimental softy?

He's the worse one
of all of you.

'Chief,
your son just called.'

Apparently, Alice found out
about the ski trip

and he had to invite her, too.

Judas priest, we're split up.

'What am I suppose to do,
buy her a gift?'

What's the protocol
on something like this?

Family is what the holidays
are all about, chief.

Aah.

You know, you must have
really gotten burned.

What do you mean?

When your family
started... breaking up

it must've been...
really painful for you.

I guess, I guess...
I am kind of a softy.

But, it's probably
what I learned as a kid.

You know... when my father left.

I... I thought it was
because of me.

And then I realized that

you know, that's just
the way people are.

They can make the deepest
commitments to each other

and even have kids, and... and
because they're selfish

and they just think
of their own needs

they walk away from it all.

That's what I learned as a kid.

Lois..

Not everyone walks away.

I hope not.

Mm-mmm.

Ah-choo!

Bless you.

Oh. Thank you.

You don't sneeze.

Not usually, no.

Huh!

Did Lois mention what
kind of a wedding she'd like?

To be honest,
I have heard the word "elope."

Oh, dear. That was my influence.

You encouraged her to elope?

No, no, not exactly, I mean,
I just said that in my case

a big wedding was like
money down a rat hole.

You actually said that?

Well, maybe once.

Or twice.

Eight hundred times.

- Hey, step back.
- Oh!

Give me your
purses. Give it to me.

Alright, alright Calm down.

Stay put.

- Let's go.
- No, no. He said, "stay put."

Come on, we can see
where he went.

He's getting away.

Oh, oh, sorry.

Come on, Ellen,
come on, you can.

Oh.

How many times
do we have to say it?

You don't work
for us... you don't work.

That, that's the same
man I saw last night.

Shh.

He's coming.

It's like the good old days,
Mrs. Church.

Every operation in the city

numbers, gambling,
gangs, protection

they're all falling in line.

It's time everyone
in this stupid town

figured out who is in charge.

We are.

Well, ahem. You-you are.

Superman must be sick as a dog.

The virus should be
going nuts by now.

That's really neat, Joey.

But I've been doing
some additional thinking.

Those reporters, Lois
Lane and Clark Kent

ha, they're writing
about crime in Metropolis.

And how they think
somebody's organizing it.

So?

Well, it's annoying.

I guess that means
you want them dead.

Is that a big deal?

You know Mrs. Church,
you're becoming a full time job.

When is all the
killing going to end?

I don't know.
Is there a rule?

Besides, I'm sure you'll come
up with something wonderful.

Give me a minute.

- I got it.
- Yay!

I can rig their microwave ovens

so that at the end
of the cook cycle

the oven emits a
high-pitched tone

undetectable by the
human ear, yet so intense

it'll rupture the blood
vessels in their brains

killing them in seconds with
all the appearance of a stroke.

Oh... Oh, Joey,
I don't know what to say.

Yes, I do.

Mmm... mmm!

Mrs. Church, ahem.

You and I are both married

and I believe in the
sanctity of the home.

Now, if you'll excuse me I
have a school play to go to.

I don't really like
rejection, Joey.

Male lips.

I'm talking implants, Jonathan.

Men can already enlarge
everything else on their bodies

but lips are largely
virgin territory.

How would you like
to go through life

with a set of these babies?

Investment of 50 grand,
and you're in.

Well, Sam, I follow the market
pretty closely and everything

I've read points to a
bad year for rubber lips.

Oh... oh, honey, Baby.

It's nap time.

'Afterward, we'll rent a movie.'

Hey, yeah, now, I told you not
to get so close to the fridge.

There you go. Come on.

There we go.

Close your eyes.

Mom, it's great you got
the license number.

I'm just saying
you shouldn't chase muggers.

It's okay Martha, he
tells me the same thing.

What happened?

Sam, some robber
stole our purses.

Oh, my God.
Are you alright?

Yes.

Lois, there's something
terribly wrong with Clark.

I know, I keep trying to get
him to rest, but he won't listen.

Hello? Oh, hi, Jimmy.

'Yeah, let's have it.'

- Why, Sam.
- Hmm? Oh.

Are you sure? Okay, thanks.

Guess who owns that van.

Our favorite
cover operation, Costmart.

Maybe I'll just hop on over
there and take a little scan.

Whoa.

You'll do no such thing.
Now sit down.

Oh, what's the matter, boy?

Oh, honey...
you're burning up.

Clark.

I don't know what's happening.

Son, let's take you home
and get you to bed.

Okay, okay.

So, this is what being
sick feels like, huh?

Oh, there's just one
thing I have to do first.

The kids here
at the children's home

are eagerly awaiting the arrival
of one of their favorite people

in what has become
an annual event.

Hey, kids, how are you doing?

It just wouldn't feel
like the holidays

if I didn't come down here
and see you guys.

Maybe, some of you in our city
are thinking

that your family could use
one more little person.

Well, if that's the case

I'd like you to remember
my little friends here.

'Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!'

Ho-ho-ho!

Hello and merry Christmas
to my adopted hometown

Metropolis!

I love kids.

I mean, I used to be one myself.

'You orphans give me the gift'

of reminding me how fortunate
I am to be wealthy.

So I want to give
something back.

Ahh.

I'm sick.

You're not the only one.

No, seriously.

I-I think I better
get out of here.

'I love you all.'

Bye, bye.

Aw... Aw, man.

Clark!

Unh.

Thanks, mom.

I'll let you rest, okay?

My boy is sick... for
the first time in his life.

Martha does he have any medical
records or X-rays

anything that shows
how his body works?

No, nothing. There was just
never any need.

We got here
as quick as we could.

Now, what's going on?

Daddy... you're a doctor.

Ah, thank you
for remembering, sweetie.

I was wondering if you could
look at a friend of mine.

Lois. Superman?

Uh, well, he and
Clark are very close.

And Clark's out on assignment.

So, when Superman got sick,
I brought him here.

Daddy, we need your help.

I need your help.

'Lois, he's very ill.'

His physiology may be
totally different from ours.

I haven't practiced
for 15 years.

I know, but... daddy,
when I was a little girl

I knew that my father
was a brilliant doctor.

Wasn't he?

If I never ask anything of you
would you be that doctor again?

'Hey. Reporting in.'

'I'm all set
at Lois Lane's apartment.'

'Yeah, it's me, The Handyman.'

'Yeah, it's all set.'

'I'm heading back to the wharf.'

A robbery every eight minutes.
Muggings on every street corner.

The cops are completely
outmanned.

It's organized. It's
relentless. It's methodical.

It's a show of power, Jimmy.

Okay, activate sector nine.

Robbery unit, head to
Metropolis Savings and Loan.

The central bank is under siege

and the shopping mall's
been taken hostage.

Where's Lois and Clark?

- I don't know, chief.
- Find them!

Where the Sam Hill is Superman?

Another siren.

I never heard so many sirens.

Thanks, sweetie.

He's asleep again.

It's so hard for him to breathe.

Everything points to a
rampaging viral infection.

'No medicine I know of
seems to be effective'

and I'm afraid it's
overwhelming his system.

He's very lucky
to have you all here.

We're very lucky to have him.

Can you save him?

Lois, you were a little girl

when you thought
I could do miracles.

Now you're grown up

and you know
miracles come at a price.

Yes.

There is one very
controversial treatment.

The theory is
to bring the host body

to the point of death.

As it begins to die

it can no longer support
the invading virus.

It's a great risk

bringing your friend, uh..

...close enough to death
to starve out the virus

yet... pulling him back
to life afterwards.

Are you asking me to
make that decision for him?

'You don't have to.'

The answer is yes.

Yes, Dr. Klein,
you heard me correctly.

I'll put Superman on so you
can confirm his voice print.

Dr. Klein, it's me.

Deliver it to Lois as she asked.

You can change your mind.

There's still time.

I'm afraid there isn't.

You understand, I've never
done this procedure

in quite this way before.

I understand.

Ugh... Oh.

This won't be easy, honey.

Please forgive me.

Forgive you?

For putting you through this.

You had no choice.

We had no choice.

Remember when I asked you
how you felt about me..

...and you told me
that being with me

was stronger than being alone?

Umm.

Grab on to that strength now.

We can be strong enough
for everybody.

This..

This is really rough.

My parents, you know?

Will you take care
of them for me?

I will.

I love you.

Daddy!

He's in a coma.

Sam.

Ah.

May I?

Oh, sure.

Jonathan, I want to thank you

for being so good
to my little girl.

'It's been tough
for her to trust people'

and I feel somewhat
to blame for that.

I was thrilled she found Clark.

He's a special son.

'He must be.'

'Superman must be
a special friend.'

'He and my
boy have a lot in common.'

'Um.'

Has there been any change?

No, not yet.

'But you look more drained
than I've ever seen.'

I want you to take a break.
Go to your place for a while.

I can't leave.

Jonathan, tell him I can't.

Lois..

...Martha's feeling poorly.

'We'd both like it
if you came with us.'

I think Clark would
appreciate it, too.

I promise I'll call
the minute there's a change.

Trust him, sweetheart.
Trust him.

Uh.

- Clark..
- Hmm?

Clark..

- Lois.
- Clark?

Clark?

Hello?

'Yeah, Sam.'

'He what?'

Yes.

- Lois!
- I know. I know he's awake.

- How did you know?
- I'm going over there.

We're right behind you.

You're half-asleep.
Take some coffee.

Okay, thanks.

'Oh, he's
going to be alright.'

He's going to be alright.

We both know it.

Don't forget your coffee.

Ah! Ah!

Lois?

Don't you hear it?

Hear what?

Son, son, you're delirious.

Your body's had a severe trauma
and you're... terribly weak.

Uh!

You alright?

Are you alright? Oh, God, we
thought we were gonna lose you.

Boy, you had us worried.

We were terrified.

Your dad's theory
was right, Lois.

He saved my life.

And you saved ours.

Baby Gunderson.

Poor thing. She was here
the whole time.

The man came
to fix the microwave.

- What man?
- Handyman.

'Reporting in. Yeah,
it's me. The Handyman.'

'Yeah, I'm all set here.
I'm headed back to the wharf.'

The Handyman?
Maybe he's behind this.

But I thought he was
out of circulation?

Maybe not. This microwave
thing's exactly his style.

'Reporting in. Yeah,
it's me. The Handyman.

'Yeah, I'm all set here.
I'm headed back to the wharf.'

And I'm headed there too.

I'll call the cops,
I'll meet you there.

Don't exert yourself, honey.

Hello, it's me.

I thought you ought to know

there's a whole lot
of cops headed your way.

Come on. Come on.
Where the hell is she?

There is a bunker down here.

Just like Superman said.

Well, Joey Bermuda,
The Handyman.

They made me, Joey!

But, they, they said
they'd put me away

if I didn't
show 'em your office.

My office?

This isn't my office.

That's not what it
looks like to me.

Hold it.

How'd that get here?

Lot a memos on your
personal stationery.

What?

Let's see, blueprints here
for modifying a microwave oven.

And notes on how to
make a deadly virus.

Wait a minute.

'This
is the office of Joey Bermuda'

'leave a message
when you hear the beep.'

Wait. Let's see who it is.

'Joey, it's me, Mindy.'

'I've thought about your
offer, but I won't help you.'

'Intergang is wrong, Joey.'

'I don't care
how much money is involved .'

'Besides, you know what you
tried to do to Lois Lane.'

'Who knows what
you'd do to me?'

- Get him out of here.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got it wrong.

It's her office.
It's all hers.

She runs Intergang.
I'm being set up.

I really don't like
rejection, Joey.

Oh, Pookey.
Mwah! Mwah!

Why are we still here?

Here.

Here we go.

Ah. Well, this is
the finest Christmas

I've had in a long time.
Thank you, honey.

Thank you, daddy,
for making it the same for me.

Clark, who does Superman spend
his holidays with?

Uhh... friends.

Loved ones.

He's a pretty lucky guy.

Well. Looks like
we're finished.

Light 'em up!

Okay, just take
it easy everyone.

I guess it's
a one-tree apartment.

'No one panic.'

Baby Gunderson, if you
wouldn't mind. Sit down.

Ahh. There you are.

Ahh!

Oh, they're beautiful.

Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.

Maybe next year at this time

we'll be spending the
holidays at our house.

Hmm.

Guess there's a lot
to be said for family

people who stick by you
no matter what.

Just like you stuck by me.

Lois, I have never been
through anything like that.

Maybe it was the
kryptonite that saved me but..

...I think it was you.

Oh.

So, you still want to elope?

Oh, you know... without 'em,
it might seem kind of dull.