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Goddamn it.
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Come on, get in there!
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Charlie, what are you doing, man?
What are you...
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- What's going on over here?
- Oh, I'm trying to get
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each of my toes
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in these five-fingered shoes,
you know what I mean?
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But there's, like,
something's dropping off
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and I can't tell where my pinky is.
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Why did you get the
stupid five-finger shoes?
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Well, you're always yelling at me
for taking my shoes off in laser tag,
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so I figured I'd get some shoes
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that are like...
a lot more like bare feet.
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- I don't know why you're always yelling at me about...
- Well, I'm always
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yelling at you because when
you're taking your shoes off,
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you're not holding your gun.
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And also, you know,
the cheese you've eaten,
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it-it's always oozing out of your feet
and it's an awful smell.
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That's the cheese I hide in my shoes,
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- that's where it is.
- Okay, well... What?
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I can't even, like,
fit cheese in these shoes.
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- These things suck.
- Just guard the base, man.
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Kind of sick and tired
of guarding the base.
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What if we go out there, run around?
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I want to go out there
and have some fun, man.
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We gotta guard the base.
That's what we always do,
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and that's what we figured
out works a long time ago.
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Plus, we're-we're waiting for Big Mo.
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- Waiting for who?
- We're waiting for Big Mo, man.
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The-the hotshot kid and his crew
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that are climbing up the leaderboard.
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Yeah, he's gonna be gunning for our base
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and we need to protect it.
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Ah, who gives a shit, man?
There's always
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some hotshot kid gunning for our base.
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Look, Charlie.
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How long we been playing laser tag?
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- A long time.
- A long time, baby. Yeah.
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Some people might think that's sad,
but that's not sad.
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- I think... I think it's awesome.
- That's not sad, that's cool.
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I think the longer you're
in the game, the better,
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- you know what I mean?
- Yes, yeah, no, definitely.
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Look. We're the best,
we're-we're awesome,
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but, um, I'm-I'm done. I'm moving on.
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- I'm...
- No, no, no, no, no! No, stop. Stay.
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We're playing the game
the way we always play it,
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and we're...
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waiting for Big Mo.
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All right.
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Everything's going to plan out there.
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Yeah, but it does sound like
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people are out there having fun,
you know?
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- What's with you today, man?
- I don't know.
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I'm bored.
I want to do something different.
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What about, uh,
what if we do some riddles?
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- Riddles?
- Yeah.
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Frank and I have been
doing a lot of riddles
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to kill the time, you know what I mean?
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It's... I think we'll have a little
bit more fun that way.
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No. I'm just gonna guard the base.
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Yeah, I know, but here it comes.
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Why do blind people hate skydiving?
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I don't even understand
how that's a riddle.
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Well, 'cause it's
a-a very hard one, okay?
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- So try... take a guess.
- I don't know. Why?
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'Cause it scares the
hell out of their dogs.
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That's not a riddle.
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Yeah, it's a riddle about blind people,
you know?
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- No.
- And-and their dogs, I guess.
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No, what you've told me is a joke.
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No. Jokes are funny
and that wasn't funny.
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I didn't say it was funny.
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Then how is it a joke, Dennis?
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Um... Okay, you know what? Yeah.
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No, that was a mind-bending riddle.
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- Wow.
- It's a tough one, 'cause you don't think...
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- Warning.
- Wait, wait, wait. Shh.
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Listen.
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That could be Big Mo. Get ready.
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Get ready, here we go.
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- Get off of me!
- Ah! Get off me!
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- Stop it!
- Dennis, everything was going perfectly.
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I was up in the air ducts,
just like you said.
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- Oh...
- I was sniping at the red base.
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I was at the blue base
doing the exact same thing.
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- What is...?
- I tried to crawl down the ducts
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and pass this uncoordinated monkey.
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- We go by each other...
- We got tangled up
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and then she spit in my mouth, Dennis.
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- She spit in my mouth.
- I spit in your mouth
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after you jammed me in the tit
with your scrawny little elbow.
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My elbows are massive
and you have no tits!
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- Your elbows suck!
- Ah. Damn it!
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Goddamn it, can you do nothing right?
This is all your fault.
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I've been warning you
about your lack of elbow mass for weeks.
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You idiot! You fool!
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And you!
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You're doing a great job.
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Okay?
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You are killing it out there,
and I'm so proud of you!
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- Now I need you both to get back up there and...
- Wait.
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I-I actually got an idea.
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Like, what if you guys
don't play the game
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up in the air ducts this time,
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but you go down on the floor?
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Where everyone's having all the fun?
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They look like they're
having so much fun
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- playing laser ta...
- Will you shut up?!
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This isn't about having fun. Okay?
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This is about staying alive
and winning. Okay?
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And-and it's also...
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it's also about getting these.
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Now, Mac...
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what are these?
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all.
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills, y'all.
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Okay?
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I'm trying to get that paper, son.
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- All right?
- Win, stay alive,
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get dat money.
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- Feel me?
- I feel you.
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- But those guys are having fun.
- Yeah.
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And doing something fun out there.
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- And that's what I want to do.
- Hey, man.
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Could I talk to you for a second,
please?
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- Yeah. What's up?
- What you doing, man?
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Why-why you...
why you mucking things up?
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I mean,
I got things down to a science, okay?
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- Everything's working.
- Stop it. - Ah, ah, ah!
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I know, but, like,
these guys are ready to kill each other.
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- It's like...
- I know, but that's what I want, okay?
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I need their aggression at a ten.
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That's when they're most effective.
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So I withhold compliments from Mac,
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because that makes him
angry and subservient,
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so he'll do what I tell him to do.
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And I shower Dee with compliments
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because she feels so
undeserving of compliments
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that she gets angry at herself
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and she takes that anger
out on the children.
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- Oh.
- See?
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Okay. It's another riddle.
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Let me think on that one, Dennis,
'cause I don't know the answer...
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Okay. Yeah. You think on that
for a while. I'm gonna do my thing.
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- You stop.
- You stop.
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Goddamn it, Mac,
you thin-elbowed little goblin.
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You never cease to disappoint me
in everything you do.
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Now get back up in those ducts
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and snipe those other kids' bases.
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And don't come down
until I tell you to. And Dee...
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You really are killing it out there.
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I'm so proud of you.
You're so deserving of my love.
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Yeah, see?
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We just gotta keep playing the
game the way we always have.
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Yeah. Hey, is the answer
to your riddle, uh,
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an ice cube?
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Yeah. Yep, you got it.
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- That was a hard one.
- Warning.
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Pew, pew.
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- Pew.
- Oh.
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Pew, pew. Pew, pew.
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- Pew, pew. Oh.
- What are you doing, man?
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I'm killing it out there.
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I haven't been hit once.
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It's really a lot of fun.
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But I wanted to come and
hang out with you guys.
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Hey, hey, Charlie,
you want to do some riddles?
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- No, we're not... No, that doesn't...
- Yes. Yes, I do, hit me.
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Is a fart a ghost?
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Is a fart a ghost?
Whoa, that's a hard one.
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I don't know. What's the answer?
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Yeah. It's the ghost of lunch. Ha-ha!
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- Very good, man!
- Good riddle.
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- That's a good one.
- Great.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, so, off you go.
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Hey, you know,
that's also making me realize, dude,
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- I'm pretty hungry, man.
- Ooh.
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- Yeah. Whoa.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Get some,
get some cheese out of your shoes.
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Yeah, you know what? I couldn't fit any,
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'cause I got these
stupid five-finger shoes.
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- Yeah, I don't...
- Hey, get back out there, man. - Yeah, yeah.
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No, well, actually,
go out to the lobby really quick
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and get me, like, some chicken wings.
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- You want hot sauce on 'em?
- No.
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I forbid it. Absolutely not.
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What... Dude, what is the big deal, man?
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- What's the big deal? Y... Uh...
- Who even cares?
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I mean, his pack's not even on,
for crying out loud.
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- Charlie.
- What'd you say?
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- Nothing.
- It's time we told him, dude.
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- No, it's...
- It's time.
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Uh...
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My pack's not on?
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I... We...
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We-we turn your pack off
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so that when you're running
around getting shot up,
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our team doesn't lose any points.
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But my gun still makes noise.
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Well, no...
Well, that's you doing that, bud.
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No, it isn't.
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Pew, pe...
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Yeah. See, that's you, bud.
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Oh, that is me.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.
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So-so I'm not part of the team?
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- Aw...
- Well, no, you...
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No, you're a very,
v-very valuable part of the team.
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You know? Y-You're an amazing decoy.
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You know, you run around,
you're screaming,
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and you-you add sort of like
a monster element to the game
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that distracts and frightens
but entertains the kids,
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and, you know, so that Mac and Dee
can shoot their bases
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from the ducts.
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I'm the monster of the game?
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Well, yeah, but, like,
you're like a fun monster.
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Yeah, like the Cookie Monster.
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I'm the Cookie Monster?
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- Not really, you know, 'cause...
- No, well, I guess not
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- because...
- There's no cookies.
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Well, and also
the kids are scared of you
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- and they're not really scared of him.
- No.
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Uh, but, you know, we need you out there
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because you're very
valuable to the formula.
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And the formula works,
you know what I mean? Uh, you can...
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I'll tell you what,
go back out there and, you know, just...
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you can still make the sounds.
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- This is really sad...
- No. Uh...
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- ...and I'm gonna turn his pack on because...
- No, no, stop.
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I-I got it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
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- I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine.
- All right.
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Thanks anyway, Charlie.
He's gonna do it.
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Oh. Oh, that makes some good sounds.
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- It's cool, right?
- That's really cool.
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Oh. Ah, I'm all set.
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All right.
Get out there and kick some ass, pal.
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Yeah.
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That's not cool, man.
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- Come on, dude.
- Shut up, man. Just... shut up.
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He just believed it.
It's... you know, it's not cool.
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It's pretty cool.
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I don't know.
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Hey,
what do you think he looks like?
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- Who?
- Big Mo.
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I don't know.
Some fat little brat probably.
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- Oh. Oh, is that a riddle?
- What?
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What the kid looks like.
Is it, is it a riddle?
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Charlie, do you not know
what a riddle is?
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Yeah, sure. It's like a,
like a thing you don't know. Right?
251
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No, it's not just
a thing you don't know.
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It's like a, it's like a puzzle.
253
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All right, here's a riddle. Uh...
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"The more you have of it,
the less you see." What is it?
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- Cantaloupes.
- What?
256
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Cantaloupes is your answer,
because if you're
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holding a pile of cantaloupes,
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You're not gonna
be able to see very much.
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- Right. No.
- You know? Especially if it goes past your face.
260
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No. That's not the answer.
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You telling me you can see
through a pile of cantaloupes?
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That's not the answer to the riddle.
263
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The answer to the riddle is... darkness.
264
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Right? The more you have of it,
the less you see. Darkness.
265
00:09:06,474 --> 00:09:08,127
Yeah, but how are you gonna hold
a pile of darkness? Does that...
266
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My God, uh... Hold on, hold on. Wait.
267
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- What is this?
- What's up?
268
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W-We're dropping down the leaderboard.
269
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We're in second place.
270
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- Oh, shit.
- Mac and Dee are getting shot up like crazy.
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- Warning.
- Hey-o!
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- Oh, you guys, that is fun!
- What the hell
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is going on out there?
You guys are getting lit up.
274
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- Oh.
- Yeah, well, you know, what Charlie said
275
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kind of made us stop and think about
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what the whole point of this was.
277
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Yeah, yeah.
And we figured the point is to
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- just be happy and have fun, right?
- Yeah.
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You know what we did?
We-we went down to the "Fun" Zone
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instead of the "Maintenance"
Zone in the ceiling.
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Oh...
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The Maintenance Zone. That's awesome.
283
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Oh, my God. That's such a great joke.
284
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I would never...
How do you even come up with this stuff?
285
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You're so worthy of my laughter.
286
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You're so worthy.
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No. No, no, she's not worthy
of your laughter. She...
288
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She told the lamest joke
earlier about a blind guy
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- and a dog or some shit...
- Yeah. - Hey!
290
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That's not a joke, that's a riddle.
291
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And don't steal my shit,
you stupid bird-faced bitch!
292
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- Oh! She is a bird. She is a bird!
- Don't steal my shit, Dee!
293
00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:05,184
- I'll blast you to pieces!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
294
00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:06,534
Now we're jamming. Now we're jamming.
295
00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:07,970
- Let's get back out there, Mac.
- No!
296
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No, wait, wait. No, no, no.
You can't just go running
297
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out there alone. That doesn't work.
298
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Okay, you guys are just
running around all willy-nilly,
299
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doing whatever the hell you want.
We can't do that.
300
00:10:15,543 --> 00:10:17,414
All right, listen. U-Uh, Mac, Mac.
301
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Tell me something, man.
Who-Whose face...
302
00:10:20,939 --> 00:10:23,202
is on the 100 dolla dolla bill?
303
00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:25,857
Rutherford B. Crazy, of course.
304
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Rutherford B. Crazy. That's right.
305
00:10:27,946 --> 00:10:31,080
Now, uh, why he be crazy, Mac?
306
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,647
- Well, uh...
- I never thought about it.
307
00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:34,301
- I don't...
- Well, I'll tell you why.
308
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See, my man had a dream.
309
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To get into the laser beam business.
310
00:10:38,392 --> 00:10:40,219
Right? And he never
gave up on the fundamentals.
311
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He stuck with what works.
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And now he get to go out and be
whatever the hell he want to be.
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- He get to be crazy.
- Uh,
314
00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:49,228
I don't think Rutherford
be a real person.
315
00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,373
- Yeah...
- That's a cartoon.
316
00:10:50,404 --> 00:10:51,535
No, no, no... no, not this guy.
317
00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:52,928
Uh, I don't know who this guy is.
318
00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,059
I'm talking about the real guy.
319
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The guy who, like,
built this place 30 years ago.
320
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That guy. He had a plan,
he stuck with it, you know,
321
00:10:59,195 --> 00:11:01,763
and, uh, and now he gets
to be whatever he wanna be.
322
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:03,634
- You know, he get to be crazy.
- Okay.
323
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:07,421
So we aren't allowed to be happy now,
324
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:10,511
but as long as we are
unhappy for long enough,
325
00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:13,470
- eventually we can be happy?
- Well, I'm not saying
326
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:15,298
you g-get to be happy; I'm saying...
327
00:11:15,429 --> 00:11:17,154
being happy isn't the goal.
328
00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:20,187
The goal is to play the game
and grind it out until the end.
329
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,478
And then at the end, then you can,
330
00:11:21,609 --> 00:11:22,827
then you can go crazy.
331
00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:26,222
- At the end of what?
- I don't... the game. The-the game!
332
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,006
You know, whenever we're playing
the game. You know what I mean?
333
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,268
And when is the end of the game?
334
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,096
I don't know.
Whenever the game ends, okay?
335
00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:32,620
Whenever we're back on
top of the leaderboard
336
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,491
and we got all the dolla
dolla bills we need and...
337
00:11:34,622 --> 00:11:35,505
Can I ask you guys a question?
338
00:11:35,536 --> 00:11:37,276
It feels like we've been
playing this forever.
339
00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:38,582
- Does-does that feel like that to you?
- A lifetime.
340
00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:39,975
Feels like a lifetime.
341
00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,629
- Yeah!
- I feel like I was born in this game
342
00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:42,934
- and I will die in this game. I-I...
- That's right.
343
00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:44,893
And this is the first time
I'm having fun in this game.
344
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:46,851
- Yeah.
- No, but-but it's not about... again, it's not about fun.
345
00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:49,463
So just, let's just stick
with what works. Yeah?
346
00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:53,250
- Nah.
- Nah, we're gonna go back there and have fun.
347
00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:54,361
Let's have fun!
348
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,558
- Man, I want to have fun. I want to have fun.
- Goddamn it.
349
00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,516
- This is getting out of control, man.
- Warning.
350
00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,501
Oh! Ha!
351
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,694
It's a madhouse out there.
352
00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:05,827
I was bobbing and weaving like crazy.
353
00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:07,524
All right, nice.
At least somebody's out there
354
00:12:07,568 --> 00:12:08,960
- doing what he's supposed to be doing.
- Oh, yeah.
355
00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:10,484
I created a great little diversion.
356
00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:13,617
I told this one dad
that another dad said
357
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:16,490
that his kid had a tight little dumper.
358
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:17,839
- Oh.
- Oh!
359
00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:19,623
- That caused a riot.
- It did? - Yeah, I'll bet.
360
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:20,711
- Yeah, it worked.
- Hey, home run, Frank.
361
00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:22,321
- Yeah.
- Although I'm a little surprised
362
00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:23,671
it's not helping Mac and Dee more.
They're getting
363
00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,847
- slaughtered out there in the war zone.
- Yeah. Whoa.
364
00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:28,153
A war zone? I was in the Wing Zone.
365
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:30,329
You know, it was such a line.
366
00:12:30,373 --> 00:12:33,332
I mean,
I had to create a melee to disperse it.
367
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:35,422
Goddamn it, Frank!
You weren't supposed to get wings!
368
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,554
Oh, shit, did you get hit?
369
00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:38,773
- Did you get hit?
- Oh. No, no, no, no.
370
00:12:38,903 --> 00:12:41,471
No, Charlie.
That's my signal that the food is ready.
371
00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:42,690
- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
372
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,082
- I'm gonna go.
- Nice. Get some wings, baby.
373
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:45,170
All right,
I'm gonna get some wings.
374
00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:46,650
Wait, wait, wait, Frank, before you go,
375
00:12:46,694 --> 00:12:48,130
- hang on, hang on. Let me, uh...
- No, don't... Charlie.
376
00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,001
- No, it's just so simple. Ready?
- Charlie. - What?
377
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,529
Oh!
378
00:12:55,659 --> 00:12:56,878
Charlie.
379
00:12:56,921 --> 00:12:58,445
- That's the way.
- Pretty good, right?
380
00:12:58,575 --> 00:12:59,968
- Now we're talking. I'll be back.
- All right.
381
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:01,360
- See you, Frankie!
- Okay!
382
00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:02,971
See how happy he was?
I made a sound, too,
383
00:13:03,101 --> 00:13:04,973
- 'cause I feel like that was...
- You are messing it up.
384
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,454
- Dude...
- You are messing it all up!
385
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:14,548
- Can we just go play?
- No, we... No!
386
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:15,649
We have to wait for Big Mo.
387
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,202
Why do you care so much about this kid?
388
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,595
Goddamn it, Charlie!
Don't you get it, man?
389
00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:20,249
It's not the kid.
390
00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,643
Okay, it's not the kid, it's-it's...
391
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:24,732
it's what the kid represents.
392
00:13:25,526 --> 00:13:26,560
What, obesity?
393
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:27,778
No! Not obesity.
394
00:13:27,822 --> 00:13:28,953
I don't even know if the kid's fat.
He's just called...
395
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:31,608
- He's probably fat.
- He's probably fat.
396
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:33,470
Yeah. Obesity rates being what they are,
397
00:13:33,505 --> 00:13:34,965
- he's a fat kid.
- It's out of control.
398
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,613
- Feel like all those kids are fat.
- Well, most kids
399
00:13:36,744 --> 00:13:38,342
I see running around
here are pretty fat...
400
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:40,156
They eat so much sugar these days, man.
401
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:41,400
- Well, it's in everything.
- Whatever.
402
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:42,706
The point is, like, I...
403
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,926
You know, there's always some Big Mo,
some kid coming in.
404
00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:46,318
He wants to shoot you up, and he's...
405
00:13:46,362 --> 00:13:47,798
he wants to take what you got.
406
00:13:47,842 --> 00:13:49,017
I don't want to give him what I got.
407
00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:50,322
What, I'm supposed
to give it to him, man?
408
00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:51,498
I'm just supposed to let him have it?
409
00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,717
Who gives a shit about the
Big Moes of the world, right?
410
00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,806
'Cause we, we play the game,
we play the game,
411
00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,416
but it's not like we ever win anything.
412
00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,593
Dude, what are you talking about?
413
00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:01,159
We've-we've been winning for years, man.
414
00:14:01,203 --> 00:14:03,205
You know. We're the best!
415
00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:06,600
Yeah, but, like, it's not like
we have anything to show for it.
416
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:08,732
Whatever, dude.
I got mad dolla dolla bills.
417
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:10,691
When those dolla dolla
bills stop coming in
418
00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,257
because we stop playing the game...
419
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:14,259
dude, you know,
you're not gonna have those
420
00:14:14,303 --> 00:14:16,523
little plastic army guys
that you like to play with.
421
00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:19,003
- Oh, shit.
- You set 'em all up and you have 'em "pew..."
422
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,179
That is how I get them. I get them here.
423
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,920
You... Oh, and the little box
of bouncy balls that you love?
424
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,589
- They bounce so high!
- Dude, what is that?
425
00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:27,581
- It's like the bounciest technology in the world.
- Exactly.
426
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,112
- Why is that?
- I don't know.
427
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,274
And you can only get 'em here.
428
00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:31,233
But you lose 'em
'cause they bounce too high.
429
00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:32,451
Yeah, you'd lose them sometimes.
430
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,192
- But you-you eat 'em.
- Nah.
431
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:36,238
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I've seen you put 'em in your mouth.
432
00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:37,413
I've just tested 'em, you know, see...
433
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,371
- You tested 'em?
- Tested 'em out, and
434
00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:40,634
sometimes I'm testing them in my stomach
435
00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:41,896
just to see how they pass.
436
00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:44,681
- Well, that's eating.
- Nah.
437
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,858
Okay. But either way, pal,
you like 'em, right?
438
00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:49,338
- I do.
- You want more of 'em?
439
00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:52,558
- I do.
- Gonna need them dolla dolla bills to-to-to get more of 'em,
440
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,176
which means we got to stay
on top of the leaderboard,
441
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:54,996
we got to win at the game.
442
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,215
And-and-and what about
our reputation, man?
443
00:14:57,346 --> 00:15:00,218
- Oh...
- Think about, like, our-our legacy, dude.
444
00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,350
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
445
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,225
We've been in this game
the longest, right?
446
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,571
But when we stop,
you think they're gonna throw us
447
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:06,132
some kind of parade?
448
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,661
- They're not, no.
- Hell no, man.
449
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,010
We're just gonna be a-a bunch of dudes
450
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,751
who, who played the game once,
451
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,052
you know? You want to be a ghost?
452
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:13,472
- No.
- Like the, like the fart
453
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:15,103
of meals past?
You just dissipate into the air,
454
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,584
and then everybody forgets that
you ever smelled up the place?
455
00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,824
- What do you mean I disappear?
- Like a fart, man.
456
00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:20,717
That's what I'm talking about.
457
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:22,545
'Cause that's what Big Mo is.
That's what he represents.
458
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,677
It's like a, a death.
459
00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:25,548
- Death?!
- A dissipation. That's right.
460
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:28,116
So if you're talking about going
out there and having some fun,
461
00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:30,292
all alone, by yourself,
to see what's out there?
462
00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:31,946
You know what I mean?
You're giving this all up.
463
00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:33,948
Okay? And you're not just
giving up being at the top
464
00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,471
of the leaderboard at some, you know,
465
00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,604
laser-amusement-themed park,
man, you're talking about
466
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,440
giving up everything. Everything.
467
00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:41,477
Everything we built.
468
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,087
- Everything we worked so hard for.
- Goddamn it, you're right.
469
00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,654
That's the death!
We'll be done! We'll be gone!
470
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:46,525
- Exactly, it's a death.
- We won't exist!
471
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,831
And we don't know
472
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,267
if we're ever gonna achieve that success
473
00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:51,095
- ever again just out there.
- Damn it, all right,
474
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:53,402
fine, you're right.
We got, we got to guard this space,
475
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:55,444
and we can't let Big Mo come in here!
476
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:57,885
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
477
00:15:58,015 --> 00:16:00,104
Oh, shit, though.
We're going down the leaderboard, man!
478
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,671
Hey, we can get it back, man.
479
00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:03,325
- We got to protect the base, okay? Are you with me?
- Yes! Yes!
480
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,327
I'm never gonna stop playing this game!
481
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,850
- Warning.
- I'm never gonna stop... - Chicken wings!
482
00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:08,112
Okay, yeah, let me get some.
483
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,331
- Here you go, here...
- Come on, let's do it.
484
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:10,332
All right, baby.
485
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,290
- What are you doing?!
- Got wings.
486
00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:13,770
I was trying to keep Charlie focused,
487
00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:15,511
and you ruined everything
with your goddamn wings, okay?
488
00:16:15,554 --> 00:16:17,731
We get him wings at the end! At the end!
489
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,167
This game is going on too long!
490
00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:22,866
Look, man, WWRD, right? WWRD.
What would Rutherford do?
491
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,520
- Hmm?
- Who?
492
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,826
Rutherford B. Crazy, the guy, the guy,
493
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,523
the guy who built this
entire emp-empire.
494
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:29,743
- What would he do?
- He'd do nothing. He's dead.
495
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:31,353
I'm talking about the guy. The real guy.
496
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:32,876
- Not-not the cartoon.
- Nah, the real guy.
497
00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:35,966
Rutherford B. Crazy.
He's actually, his real name
498
00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:38,142
- is Larry Takashi.
- Ah?
499
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:41,102
Yeah. I worked with him in the '90s.
He's dead.
500
00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:42,625
- Huh.
- That, that can't be right.
501
00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:43,931
- No, it's true.
- Warning.
502
00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:46,592
Did you see the look on that kid's face
503
00:16:46,627 --> 00:16:48,622
when I grabbed his glasses
and I-I threw 'em on the ground
504
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,328
- and stomped all over 'em?
- He blasted us to pieces,
505
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:52,330
but it was worth it just
to see his little ass cry.
506
00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:54,568
Oh, Charlie,
you got to get out there with us.
507
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:56,030
It's so fun. We're finding all kinds
508
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,467
- of corners of this place that we've never explored before.
- Yeah, I'd love to,
509
00:16:58,597 --> 00:16:59,642
I really would, but we're actually...
510
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,078
we're losing right now.
511
00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:02,819
- Losing?
- I got to stay here.
512
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,342
- What? Yeah.
- Huh? Who cares if we're losing?
513
00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,910
Dennis said, like, if-if-if we,
if we leave the base,
514
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,391
death is gonna come in
the form of a fat kid
515
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:10,697
who's gonna turn us into fart ghosts
516
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:13,308
or something like that.
So I got to stay.
517
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:14,389
What?
518
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:17,321
Death is gonna come
in the form of a fat child,
519
00:17:17,356 --> 00:17:18,930
who will turn us into a fart.
520
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,036
It sounds crazy now that I'm saying it.
521
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,403
Dennis explained it a lot more better.
522
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,405
Dennis, we can't leave the base, right?
523
00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:24,667
That's the deal?
524
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,669
No.
525
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,323
Frank was right.
526
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:31,979
Rutherford B. Crazy's real
name was Larry Takashi.
527
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,764
Yeah, and he was the founder
and owner of Laser Tag Fun Zone.
528
00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,244
Yeah. So what, though?
529
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,159
Well, apparently, he killed himself.
530
00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:39,987
- Really?
- What?
531
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:42,859
Yeah. He offed himself
about three years back now.
532
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:46,471
- Oh.
- Just opened his 100th Laser Tag Fun Zone,
533
00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,691
and he drove himself to a wishing well
534
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,258
and threw himself down it.
535
00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:51,738
Well, uh, hang on. Maybe it was a,
536
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,043
- maybe it was an accident.
- Oh.
537
00:17:53,087 --> 00:17:55,785
Uh, no, he wrote a suicide note
on a Fun Zone dolla dolla bill,
538
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,787
and it said, "It all meant nothing."
539
00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,726
- Ugh.
- Damn, man.
540
00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:00,935
- Pretty grim.
- That's bleak.
541
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,270
- That's kind of bumming me out.
- It's clear. Very clear.
542
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,880
- Killed my appetite.
- Mm-hmm.
543
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,708
Nobody came to his funeral.
544
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,014
According to this,
his employees all hated him,
545
00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,929
and his family barely knew him. I mean,
546
00:18:08,972 --> 00:18:10,017
the guy was miserable.
547
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,540
But he spent his life
building this empire,
548
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,415
and-and it all meant nothing?
549
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:16,619
Shit. So Rutherford be rich.
550
00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:19,026
Rutherford be successful as all hell.
551
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,810
But you know what else Rutherford be?
552
00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:24,727
Rutherford be right.
553
00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:27,817
Because it all means nothing
if you're not enjoying it.
554
00:18:27,861 --> 00:18:29,732
The dolla dolla bills, you know?
555
00:18:29,863 --> 00:18:32,378
The reputation, the longevity,
even the game itself.
556
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,821
What the hell does it matter
if you're not having fun?
557
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,422
You know,
if you're not having fun anymore,
558
00:18:36,457 --> 00:18:38,784
than screw it.
So if something deep down inside you
559
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:39,886
is telling you it's time to move on,
560
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:42,005
then maybe that's what we should do.
561
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,268
So that's it?
562
00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,271
That's it.
563
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:51,014
- Time to end the game?
- Time to end the game.
564
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,887
Goodbye, base?
565
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:57,891
Goodbye to the base we've
held down for so long.
566
00:18:57,934 --> 00:19:00,023
I am gonna miss it.
567
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:03,157
But it's time to let Big Mo have it.
568
00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:40,585
Hey, Big Mo.
569
00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:45,112
Oh, what? You thought we'd gone?
570
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,070
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
571
00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,855
We ain't going anywhere.
572
00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:51,118
We're never leaving,
you little piece of shit.
573
00:19:51,248 --> 00:19:52,380
Let him have it.
574
00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:01,345
Yeah, light him up.
575
00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:45,970
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