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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,995 --> 00:00:11,155 Lulu! Oh, my God! Kate, this is Lulu. 2 00:00:11,235 --> 00:00:12,554 She's basically my sister. 3 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,594 Melody, this is Crying Colin. 4 00:00:14,595 --> 00:00:16,754 I am not going on a date with you. 5 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,314 You'll eat me alive. 6 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:20,634 Sam and Fred! 7 00:00:20,635 --> 00:00:22,674 - Fred?! Who's she? - Hi. 8 00:00:22,675 --> 00:00:25,074 - I heard about your dad, I'm sorry. - Yeah. 9 00:00:25,075 --> 00:00:27,034 I actually want to know how you feel about me. 10 00:00:27,035 --> 00:00:31,035 - Lu, I have been in love with... - I'm joking, you dick! 11 00:01:33,995 --> 00:01:35,554 Lovely low ceilings, 12 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:37,114 very little light. 13 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:39,234 Four floors, 12 rooms on each - 14 00:01:39,235 --> 00:01:41,674 every one occupied by a different flavour of lunatic. 15 00:01:41,675 --> 00:01:44,114 - Am I on your floor? - You're in luck, princess. 16 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:47,754 A trapeze artist got evicted last week for shitting out the window. 17 00:01:47,755 --> 00:01:50,474 So, moving in gift. 18 00:01:50,475 --> 00:01:52,954 - Never leave that unattended. - Thanks. 19 00:01:52,955 --> 00:01:54,994 What are you doing now? 20 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:56,194 Do you want to make love? 21 00:01:56,195 --> 00:01:57,514 Maybe tomorrow. 22 00:01:57,515 --> 00:01:58,674 I've got to find a job 23 00:01:58,675 --> 00:02:00,394 and a door 24 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:01,994 and an identity, so... 25 00:02:01,995 --> 00:02:03,154 Good luck with that. 26 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:04,834 What do you think? 27 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:06,794 This the coolest place I've ever seen. 28 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:08,154 Aw, 29 00:02:08,155 --> 00:02:12,155 you'll get over it. 30 00:02:28,155 --> 00:02:32,155 Morning, Sam. 31 00:02:33,155 --> 00:02:35,234 Oh, my God, your fucking face! Your stupid face! 32 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:37,554 Oh, my God, you were so sad. 33 00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:39,194 What you doing now? 34 00:02:39,195 --> 00:02:40,594 Got work, actually. 35 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:41,874 Want to watch a rom-com? 36 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:44,154 What, now? 37 00:02:44,155 --> 00:02:46,634 Maybe just the beginning. 38 00:02:46,635 --> 00:02:50,635 That's the spirit. 39 00:02:57,675 --> 00:03:00,114 It's so great she's staying. 40 00:03:00,115 --> 00:03:01,874 What's she going to do here? 41 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,954 - Dunno. She's pretty spontaneous. - Is she? 42 00:03:04,955 --> 00:03:06,834 Does she, like, go to Berlin and stuff? 43 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,274 We did go to Berlin once, yeah. 44 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:12,275 Oh, cool. 45 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:18,875 Done! 46 00:03:22,515 --> 00:03:24,114 Just get in. 47 00:03:24,115 --> 00:03:28,115 Come on, I've seen you naked before. 48 00:03:34,635 --> 00:03:35,675 # I can't go for that # 49 00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:38,795 Ohh... 50 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:40,794 # I can't go for that # 51 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:41,715 # No # 52 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:43,234 # No can do # 53 00:03:43,315 --> 00:03:44,835 # I can't go for that # 54 00:03:51,995 --> 00:03:54,114 Tell them what happened, baby. 55 00:03:54,115 --> 00:03:56,074 Yeah, so, um... 56 00:03:56,075 --> 00:03:58,354 I was just preparing to get into the bath. 57 00:03:58,355 --> 00:04:01,394 I turned round... Like this. 58 00:04:01,395 --> 00:04:04,314 ...and then suddenly there was just flashes, flashes, sparks... 59 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:06,314 Oh, my God. what happened? The bath blew up. 60 00:04:06,315 --> 00:04:07,914 - Well, it didn't... - Oh, my God. How? 61 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,514 - I was just - Oh, my God, are you OK? 62 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:10,834 Yes. Oh, my God. 63 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:13,914 - Are you OK? - I'm a bit shaken, actually. 64 00:04:13,915 --> 00:04:15,554 OK. The lights came from... 65 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,234 - Are you hurt? - Well... 66 00:04:17,235 --> 00:04:18,834 - Are you injured? - No. 67 00:04:18,835 --> 00:04:20,434 You ruined our movie! 68 00:04:20,435 --> 00:04:21,514 Come on, Fred. 69 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:23,994 I really have to go to work now. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Kate. 70 00:04:23,995 --> 00:04:26,234 - I hope everything... - No, you have to bunk off with me. 71 00:04:26,235 --> 00:04:28,794 - I really, really can't. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, but I need you. 72 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:30,674 Are you OK? 73 00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:32,794 Yeah. Shut up. Go to work. 74 00:04:32,795 --> 00:04:35,794 So, it was like lightening just... 75 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:37,914 Does anyone have any openings at their work? 76 00:04:37,915 --> 00:04:40,274 I'm up for anything - medicine, advertising... 77 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:42,874 No. 78 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,314 I felt the heat. 79 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:46,394 Hey, what are you doing today, Melody? 80 00:04:46,395 --> 00:04:48,354 I want to see your little Colin friend again. 81 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,674 No, Melody, he's going through a very difficult time. 82 00:04:50,675 --> 00:04:53,314 Do we need tell management about the bath, or is the bath OK? 83 00:04:53,315 --> 00:04:54,874 I could be dead. 84 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,074 Did no-one check the bath? 85 00:04:56,075 --> 00:04:57,674 Oh, my God, the bath! 86 00:04:57,675 --> 00:04:59,674 Ah, c'est pas vrai. Kate, do something! 87 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,034 - The shelf. - Oh, OK. Fuck you all. 88 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,314 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, I'll fix the danger bath, 89 00:05:04,315 --> 00:05:07,234 put up another shelf, set up dates for my fragile work colleagues, 90 00:05:07,235 --> 00:05:10,354 before running to work - where I don't even have a receptionist - 91 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:13,074 and yes, I am supposed to be sorting that out as well. 92 00:05:13,075 --> 00:05:15,434 So, if any of you can tell me where I can find one of those 93 00:05:15,435 --> 00:05:18,714 in the next five minutes, I would really fucking appreciate it. 94 00:05:18,715 --> 00:05:21,874 OK. So... It will ring, you pick up, 95 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,114 ask who it is, 96 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,914 remember the name or write it down, 97 00:05:26,915 --> 00:05:29,274 then press the name on the switchboard, 98 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:31,194 tell THEM who it is 99 00:05:31,195 --> 00:05:33,794 and if they want to speak to them, put them through, 100 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:36,034 if they DON'T want to speak to them, 101 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,874 go back and take a message. 102 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,954 OK... 103 00:05:40,955 --> 00:05:44,634 which bit do I pick up when it rings? 104 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:47,074 You pick it up... 105 00:05:47,075 --> 00:05:48,954 Sorry, is this a joke? 106 00:05:48,955 --> 00:05:50,514 No, It's just... 107 00:05:50,515 --> 00:05:52,434 So much happens so fast. 108 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,034 Yeah, it's harder than it looks, I've always thought that. 109 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,234 Ah! 110 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:00,314 Good morning. Uh... 111 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:03,274 - What's the name? - Something Events. 112 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,554 Is this a test? 113 00:06:04,555 --> 00:06:06,514 No, we are called Something Events. 114 00:06:06,515 --> 00:06:08,114 Good morning, Something Events, 115 00:06:08,115 --> 00:06:09,754 Lulu speaking, how can I help you? 116 00:06:09,755 --> 00:06:11,314 Hi, Lulu? It's Melody. 117 00:06:11,315 --> 00:06:13,114 Put me to Colin's phone, please. Sexy man. 118 00:06:13,115 --> 00:06:14,514 Ah, sure thing, Melody. 119 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:16,274 What's Colin's extension? Sexy man. 120 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,594 No, No, No. 121 00:06:17,595 --> 00:06:19,354 Non, Melody. No sexy man, 122 00:06:19,355 --> 00:06:21,834 divorcee man. 123 00:06:21,835 --> 00:06:25,835 She's not good for him right now. 124 00:06:29,755 --> 00:06:31,914 Hey, who's the work flirt? 125 00:06:31,915 --> 00:06:34,394 Want to get my teeth into somebody. 126 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,754 We're not really... 127 00:06:35,755 --> 00:06:37,314 We're very professional. 128 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:39,714 Hey, KK. Looking beautiful as ever. 129 00:06:39,715 --> 00:06:42,554 Well, I can see your nipples through that shirt. 130 00:06:42,555 --> 00:06:44,714 Shame I can't say the same about yours. 131 00:06:49,115 --> 00:06:50,394 That's Johnny. 132 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:51,754 Sure. 133 00:06:51,755 --> 00:06:53,514 So, to summarise point number one, 134 00:06:53,515 --> 00:06:55,394 treat your time as your most... 135 00:06:55,395 --> 00:06:57,674 Hey, guys, great work. You especially. 136 00:06:57,675 --> 00:07:01,034 Fred, I need to ask you to step outside. 137 00:07:01,035 --> 00:07:03,994 Your test results have just come back. 138 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:07,994 Now, Fred. 139 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:11,995 They've found a donor. 140 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:13,394 What?! 141 00:07:13,395 --> 00:07:14,834 That was not cool. 142 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,034 I am in professional mode. 143 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:18,234 Is everything OK? 144 00:07:18,235 --> 00:07:20,874 How good is that smoothie? 145 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,194 It's an amazing smoothie. 146 00:07:22,195 --> 00:07:24,314 That's what the whole day could taste like, baby. 147 00:07:24,315 --> 00:07:25,554 You, me and The Big Smoke. 148 00:07:25,555 --> 00:07:27,314 What do you say? Work's for jerks. 149 00:07:27,315 --> 00:07:28,954 People can't just walk out of work... 150 00:07:28,955 --> 00:07:31,354 You're not like people. 151 00:07:31,355 --> 00:07:35,355 Hmm? 152 00:07:36,075 --> 00:07:38,674 Where are we going? 153 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:42,675 You're my hero. Come! 154 00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:53,114 Ooh, been shopping? 155 00:07:53,115 --> 00:07:55,314 Oh, God, no. No time for that. 156 00:07:55,315 --> 00:07:56,874 Just something for a client. 157 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,194 Cool. 158 00:07:58,195 --> 00:08:00,394 Hey, do you want to go for lunch today? 159 00:08:00,395 --> 00:08:04,395 No. Sorry, I have a very intense, boring meeting. 160 00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:07,434 That's OK. 161 00:08:07,435 --> 00:08:09,394 Just Anthony asked me to go to the restaurant. 162 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:12,034 - I thought we could go together. - Oh, really? 163 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:15,154 Oh. 164 00:08:15,155 --> 00:08:17,034 Oh, my God, I just remembered. 165 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:21,035 You have to deliver this package... over lunch. 166 00:08:21,315 --> 00:08:22,754 It's urgent. 167 00:08:22,755 --> 00:08:25,394 - Sorry. - Oh, no that's... 168 00:08:25,395 --> 00:08:27,474 - That's perfect! - Great. 169 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:28,634 I'll just go and get it. 170 00:08:28,635 --> 00:08:31,714 I'll drop it off on the way to my boring meeting. 171 00:08:31,715 --> 00:08:34,754 Sorry. 172 00:08:37,555 --> 00:08:39,834 Hello, Something Events... 173 00:08:39,835 --> 00:08:43,835 Sorry. Ah, bonjour! 174 00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,754 Why are you being weird? 175 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:12,755 I don't know. 176 00:09:13,315 --> 00:09:14,914 'Lulu, just bring Colin to me.' 177 00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:16,314 He'd never go with me. 178 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:17,914 Of course he will. 179 00:09:17,915 --> 00:09:21,514 I can't. 180 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,234 - I have an errand. - A what? 181 00:09:23,235 --> 00:09:25,194 - An errand. - A what? - An errand. 182 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:26,634 You have to use a different word. 183 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,474 - A what? - A little job. 184 00:09:28,475 --> 00:09:29,914 Oh, so fine. 185 00:09:29,915 --> 00:09:32,314 Bring him to me and then go away on your little job. 186 00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:34,474 For me? New friend? 187 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:36,834 Oh, God. OK, OK. 188 00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:38,474 - Where? - Go to Anthony's restaurant. 189 00:09:38,475 --> 00:09:42,475 - J'arrive. - No, no, not there. 190 00:09:53,155 --> 00:09:57,155 Madam, to what do I owe the pleasure? 191 00:09:58,355 --> 00:10:00,074 Just wanted to hang out. 192 00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:01,514 What have you done with Lulu? 193 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:04,354 Jessica made her deliver a package so... 194 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:05,834 Over lunch on her first day? 195 00:10:05,835 --> 00:10:08,274 DOOR CHIMES Bit harsh. 196 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,714 - Oh! - Oh! - Hi! Hey! 197 00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:13,834 - Hello! - Hi! - Hey! - Hi! 198 00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:15,674 Did you deliver the package? 199 00:10:15,675 --> 00:10:18,354 - I thought you had a boring meeting? - I do, yes, 200 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:21,594 but I just popped in for... 201 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:22,794 To say hi. 202 00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:24,074 Oh, cool. Me too! 203 00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:26,034 I was just going to deliver this now actually 204 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:27,474 I thought we were having lunch? 205 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:29,874 - Hello, Colin. - Melody?! - Bad! 206 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,874 - I'm sorry, she made me. - Excuse me. 207 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,834 You really shouldn't be here, Melody. 208 00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:35,794 - You have a meeting, non? - Yes. 209 00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:37,154 Oh, you're not staying? 210 00:10:37,155 --> 00:10:39,274 I really have to go and deliver this now so... 211 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:40,634 See you later all. Best of luck. 212 00:10:40,635 --> 00:10:41,874 Where's the package for? 213 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,274 Llewellyn House in Green Park. 214 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,354 I do a lunch drop round there. I'll pop it in. 215 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,954 Oh, no, honestly. I mean, don't... 216 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:51,394 It's basically the only thing Kate's asked me to do today, so... 217 00:10:51,395 --> 00:10:52,914 No, I'll do it. 218 00:10:52,915 --> 00:10:54,234 Stay, please. 219 00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:56,474 Please. Consider this safe in the hands of 220 00:10:56,475 --> 00:10:59,314 Mrs Delilah Forjenatuseu... 221 00:10:59,315 --> 00:11:01,434 What the fuck? 222 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:02,994 - Are you sure? - Well, I... 223 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,954 Great. Can Lulu have your lunch? 224 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,074 - Sure. - Great! 225 00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:11,075 Oh, so shit about your boring meeting. 226 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,755 Really shit! 227 00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:20,475 Really shit. 228 00:11:26,975 --> 00:11:28,654 Can we please have some cutlery? 229 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,094 You've already got it. 230 00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:34,095 Hold out your hands. 231 00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:36,414 - Ah! - We're a no-cutlery restaurant. 232 00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:37,934 It's a contemporary interpretation 233 00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:41,654 of the traditional North African hand-to-mouth dining etiquette. 234 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,414 I'd rather just have some cutlery. 235 00:11:43,415 --> 00:11:45,694 We don't give a fork. 236 00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:47,174 They make us say that. 237 00:11:47,175 --> 00:11:51,175 It's very cool. Thank you. 238 00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,494 I'm sorry... 239 00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:02,934 What? Say something. 240 00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:04,134 I'm fucking nervous. 241 00:12:04,135 --> 00:12:05,334 So... 242 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,974 OK... 243 00:12:07,975 --> 00:12:09,534 Where are you from? 244 00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:11,894 Really? 245 00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:15,174 So, how does it feel to be grossly underqualified 246 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,374 for a job you've earned solely through nepotism? 247 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,734 Mmm, yeah, feels fantastic. 248 00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:20,534 Lu... I think we need to... 249 00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,254 You know, I should probably get back. 250 00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:26,255 - In case there's another... package. - Lu... I... 251 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,534 Don't fuck it up at Kate's. 252 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,974 - I won't. - And get a duvet. 253 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:34,694 I don't want you knocking on my door, 254 00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:36,254 looking for a towel to sleep on. 255 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,014 Sure. I'll see you at the... 256 00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:43,015 And I'm not in love with you. 257 00:12:45,735 --> 00:12:48,814 - I'm not in love with you. - OK... 258 00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:52,815 Is that... clear? 259 00:12:56,375 --> 00:13:00,375 I'll see you later. 260 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,534 I will continue to live 261 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,734 with my wife and her lover until they... 262 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:08,414 They have sex in the bath while you're shaving your face? 263 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,054 That would do it, yes. 264 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,854 I think you should live with me. Just for a bit. 265 00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:15,734 I think you would like being painted. 266 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:17,534 I'd be generous with your penis. 267 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,334 OK. I don't think this... 268 00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:20,454 I'm not... 269 00:13:20,455 --> 00:13:22,814 I don't want anything weird from you! 270 00:13:22,815 --> 00:13:26,134 I want to get to know you, I want to paint you, 271 00:13:26,135 --> 00:13:28,454 I want to make love to you. 272 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,134 I want to be your friend! 273 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,334 What do you want? 274 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:34,094 I want a fork! 275 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,294 I'll fork you. 276 00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:39,694 OK. You are really interesting, 277 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,974 but please... 278 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:44,975 I'm not going... I'm going to go. 279 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,654 I AM rebellious. There's a crazy Fred in here. Serious. 280 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,974 Yeah? Shock me. 281 00:13:54,975 --> 00:13:56,574 I drew on my desk at school. 282 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:59,054 Whoa! You wild, boy! 283 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,694 I cut the tassels off my mum's special rug. 284 00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:03,014 Mmm, dirty. 285 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:05,494 I regularly steal pens from Ryman's, 286 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:09,495 and I once killed a fox with a tennis racket. 287 00:14:09,735 --> 00:14:11,654 Shall we do something rebellious inside? 288 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,934 - It's getting a bit chilly. - Just ten more minutes. 289 00:14:13,935 --> 00:14:17,935 - What are we doing?! - Shut that pretty mouth, baby. 290 00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:18,214 You're right, you know. 291 00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:21,214 It's good to take a day off, occasionally. 292 00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:22,734 Oh, by the way, the whole fox thing 293 00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:25,734 was more complicated than I actually... 294 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:29,735 Deep breath. 295 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:48,134 As he scattered breadcrumbs here throughout his life, 296 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:52,135 so we scatter his life here. 297 00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:04,095 Bye, Dad. 298 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:07,454 I'm just not sure she's cut out for this job. 299 00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,614 (I mean, her phone... 300 00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:12,974 (voice tone is really alienating. 301 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:16,975 (And she just sounds like... 302 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:18,774 (..a criminal.) 303 00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:19,814 What's up with you? 304 00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:21,774 He calls her "my Lulu". 305 00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:25,775 That's so hot and inappropriate. 306 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:28,334 Do you want me to get another temp in? 307 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,494 OK. But don't say it was my decision. 308 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:31,814 And be subtle. 309 00:16:31,815 --> 00:16:35,815 Sure. 310 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,254 Why don't you want me to work here any more? 311 00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:53,054 I do! I... What? 312 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,774 - You said I have a criminal voice. - Sorry. Came out badly. 313 00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:57,254 Have I done something? 314 00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:59,334 No, I... Jessica said something 315 00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:02,214 about not bringing outside... friends 316 00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:03,574 into the workplace. 317 00:17:03,575 --> 00:17:06,854 Why? I mean, I'd understand if it was you, 318 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:09,734 like, I'm suddenly in your work and in your home and everything, 319 00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:12,574 but it's just weird that it was Jessica. 320 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:15,134 - No, I know. - I mean, - I've hardly even spoken to her. 321 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,135 She's just a... 322 00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:20,894 ...whore. 323 00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:23,294 Hey. Want to eat first, beautiful? 324 00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,934 Yeah, great. So I'm not fired? 325 00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,734 No! 326 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,254 Great! 327 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,014 Great. See you, KK. 328 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:34,015 See you, KK! 329 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,574 Have Anthony and her ever fucked? 330 00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:38,014 No, thank God. 331 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,174 Bad luck, babe. Seriously? 332 00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:41,934 Yes! Why is that bad? 333 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,614 Honey... 334 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,454 ...everyone... 335 00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:49,374 fucks everyone. 336 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,054 Eventually. 337 00:17:52,055 --> 00:17:53,534 But that's just not true. 338 00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,614 You are hilarious! 339 00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:02,615 I know! 340 00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:08,614 Hey, Melody. 341 00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:11,814 Hey. Oh, how was your...? Oh. 342 00:18:11,815 --> 00:18:13,574 Oh, it doesn't matter... 343 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,574 Non, non, putain... What's the word? 344 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:18,774 - It was your big day, non? Fucking... - No, no, it wasn't even... 345 00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:20,574 ...pitch! 346 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:22,174 How was your big pitch? 347 00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:24,694 Oh, I, erm... It was... 348 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:27,014 It doesn't matter. I didn't want it anyway. 349 00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:28,374 Hmm. D'accord. 350 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,054 Hey. 351 00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,454 Hey. You all right? 352 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:33,614 Yeah. 353 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:37,615 Why are you wearing a hat? 354 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:52,255 Non! 355 00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:55,614 Non... 356 00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:58,214 Non. Colin, come on. 357 00:18:58,215 --> 00:19:00,174 Courage! 358 00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:02,374 Courage! 359 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:06,254 Oh... 360 00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:07,614 Oh! 361 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:09,494 Arrete! Arrete! 362 00:19:09,495 --> 00:19:10,814 Colin! 363 00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:13,134 Colin! 364 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,814 Non! 365 00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:18,815 Non. Non! 366 00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:24,135 Come back. Come back now! 367 00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:36,574 Mm! 368 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,214 How...? 369 00:19:38,215 --> 00:19:41,494 How did he die? 370 00:19:41,495 --> 00:19:44,534 Duck attack. 371 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:47,374 Oh, my God. Was that the pond where it happened? 372 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:54,054 Ball cancer. 373 00:19:54,055 --> 00:19:58,055 Runs in the family, apparently. 374 00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:01,574 I'll check yours if you check mine. 375 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:21,095 Thanks for today, Fred. 376 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:35,094 Fred... 377 00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:36,294 Yeah? 378 00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:40,295 This ain't never going to happen. 379 00:20:41,015 --> 00:20:42,374 OK? 380 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,375 OK. 381 00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,294 Relaxed? 382 00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:03,014 Yeah, it's heaven. 383 00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,574 Thanks for fixing the bath, baby. 384 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:09,575 It's... heaven. 385 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:11,734 You OK? 386 00:21:11,735 --> 00:21:13,214 Yeah, I'm fine. 387 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:15,614 Really fine. 388 00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:19,615 Really relaxed. 389 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:22,054 It's just we're not allowed candles. 390 00:21:22,055 --> 00:21:24,734 - Baby. - Yeah? 391 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:26,734 Why did you make Lulu deliver a stapler 392 00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:28,614 to someone who doesn't exist? 393 00:21:28,615 --> 00:21:31,574 They said there was no-one that worked there by that name, 394 00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:33,334 and that the name looked suspicious 395 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:37,335 so they opened it and there was a stapler in it. 396 00:21:37,615 --> 00:21:41,174 Kate? 397 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,574 Kate? 398 00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:44,774 Ooh... 399 00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:46,614 It's just... if you... 400 00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:49,214 had had sex... 401 00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:51,014 at least once, 402 00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:54,374 then perhaps you would have got it out of your system, or... 403 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:55,694 God! 404 00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:58,294 The idea of having sex with Lulu 405 00:21:58,295 --> 00:22:00,534 always has and always will 406 00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:04,535 make my penis want to go all the way back up inside. 407 00:22:06,215 --> 00:22:10,215 It would be like touching up a monkey I raised myself. 408 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,094 That's really mean. 409 00:22:13,095 --> 00:22:14,494 Thank you. 410 00:22:14,495 --> 00:22:18,134 What made you worried? 411 00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:20,094 Just... 412 00:22:20,095 --> 00:22:22,254 You know. 413 00:22:22,255 --> 00:22:26,255 Everyone fucks everyone eventually. 414 00:22:29,575 --> 00:22:33,575 But that's just not true. 415 00:22:36,415 --> 00:22:38,174 You go. 416 00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:43,894 (Anthony!) 417 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:45,934 (Oh! Kate! 418 00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:49,935 (Have you got a blanket... 419 00:22:50,695 --> 00:22:53,374 (..or a towel that I could borrow? 420 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:57,375 (I won't wee on it or anything, I promise.) 421 00:22:57,775 --> 00:22:59,574 Thanks. 422 00:22:59,575 --> 00:23:00,654 - Are you alone? - Yes. 423 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:03,854 It's just... we're not really allowed guests. 424 00:23:03,855 --> 00:23:05,294 I am alone. 425 00:23:05,295 --> 00:23:07,614 Hey, KK! 426 00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:10,334 Hi, Johnny. 427 00:23:10,335 --> 00:23:14,335 Have you got any condoms? 428 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:20,095 Ow! 429 00:23:30,935 --> 00:23:32,294 - Have you got any more? - No. 430 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:35,934 For God's sake. 28742

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