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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:10,870 It's "get out" time, babycakes. They're knocking us down. 2 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:16,600 - Who's the man in the picture? It's unnerving. - It's my father. 3 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:18,374 You need a boyfriend. 4 00:00:18,375 --> 00:00:20,934 I think you need to have sex with a man. 5 00:00:20,935 --> 00:00:23,254 He kissed me with his mouth! 6 00:00:23,255 --> 00:00:27,014 - Oh, my...! - Sam's fucking Lulu. 7 00:00:27,015 --> 00:00:28,934 - Oh! - She's not your girlfriend. 8 00:00:28,935 --> 00:00:32,935 She is in love with you and it's exhausting. 9 00:00:37,815 --> 00:00:40,414 Yeah? 10 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:46,000 - Kate's gone. - Where? - Fuck it! - What? - Are you in love with me? - What? 11 00:00:46,055 --> 00:00:48,054 - Are you in love with me? - No! 12 00:00:48,055 --> 00:00:50,734 - Have you loved me every day of your life since you were 14? - No. 13 00:00:50,735 --> 00:00:54,094 - Do you think of me every time you have a fanny gallop? - No. 14 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:58,095 - Are you absolutely sure? - Yes. 15 00:01:00,135 --> 00:01:04,135 Well, this was misjudged. 16 00:01:16,655 --> 00:01:20,655 - She thinks you're in love with me. - Well, that's... ridiculous. - I know. 17 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:25,054 She's not picking up. I've totally fucked this, dammit! 18 00:01:25,055 --> 00:01:27,654 I didn't go down on her enough. 19 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,734 - Did she go to her sister's? - Why would she...? 20 00:01:29,735 --> 00:01:32,734 - Everyone always goes to their sister's. - She doesn't have sisters. 21 00:01:32,735 --> 00:01:36,654 - Has she got any friends? - I don't know. - Where does she like going? 22 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:39,254 - I don't know. - What's her middle name? - Kate, I don't know! 23 00:01:39,255 --> 00:01:41,254 Where does she normally go when she storms of? 24 00:01:41,255 --> 00:01:44,974 When she wants me to find her, to the Turkish bar, when she doesn't, to the Italian place. 25 00:01:44,975 --> 00:01:47,574 - Do you think she wants you to find her? - I'd say... 26 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:51,575 - Yes, she does. - Good work, stay positive. Let's go Turkish. 27 00:01:53,695 --> 00:01:57,695 - Thank you. - Sure. It's what I'm here for. 28 00:02:03,215 --> 00:02:05,454 This feeling is incredible! 29 00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:07,214 It's just... 30 00:02:07,215 --> 00:02:10,094 so confusingly incredible. 31 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:14,095 We're both single, Fred! Isn't that exciting? 32 00:02:14,775 --> 00:02:18,614 How do you feel? 33 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:22,615 Whoo! Woop-woop! 34 00:02:23,255 --> 00:02:27,255 I want to drink myself straight. 35 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,654 She's not picking up. What is she doing? 36 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:32,294 - You don't think she's on the pull, do you? - Almost definitely. 37 00:02:32,295 --> 00:02:35,934 - I'm trying her again. - Oh, my God, there she is. 38 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:39,935 Kate, stop kissing, you slut! 39 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:46,414 - You made me call that woman a slut. - You said it! 40 00:02:46,415 --> 00:02:50,415 You basically made me call Kate a slut. Stop laughing at me! 41 00:02:50,455 --> 00:02:53,294 In fact, go home. I'll find her on my own. 42 00:02:53,295 --> 00:02:55,614 You just make everything worse. 43 00:02:55,615 --> 00:02:58,654 You look like your dad when you're angry. 44 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,854 - Don't. - Really hot. 45 00:03:00,855 --> 00:03:03,334 Never speak about my dad like that. 46 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:05,654 Your hot potato dad? 47 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:10,534 No, this is serious! 48 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:13,454 I'm very upset. 49 00:03:13,455 --> 00:03:16,414 Come on. Let's go and find your little slut. 50 00:03:16,415 --> 00:03:20,415 - What? - You said it. 51 00:03:20,815 --> 00:03:24,214 I'm fine... I'm fine, I'm really happy. I'm fine. 52 00:03:24,215 --> 00:03:28,215 - Oh, my God, you guys were never right for each other. - Really? - Yes. 53 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:32,654 He's a very brooding, funny, 54 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:36,054 mysterious, sexy man. 55 00:03:36,055 --> 00:03:37,654 Yes... 56 00:03:37,655 --> 00:03:41,655 - Does he have a massive penis? - I'm not sure the relevance of... 57 00:03:42,815 --> 00:03:46,654 - Does he? - I bet I can guess the exact size and shape 58 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:48,574 of his penis. 59 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:52,575 - Draw his hard willy on there. - Oh... - Go on. 60 00:03:59,495 --> 00:04:02,014 OK? Turn in three. 61 00:04:02,015 --> 00:04:05,334 One... two... three. 62 00:04:05,335 --> 00:04:07,734 I've always been able to do it. 63 00:04:13,815 --> 00:04:17,334 Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 64 00:04:17,335 --> 00:04:19,694 What do you see? 65 00:04:19,695 --> 00:04:23,695 - Black with some colourful shapes of light. - A dragon family. 66 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:27,374 You did the right thing, Fred. 67 00:04:37,335 --> 00:04:41,335 'Fred, where are you?' 68 00:04:42,295 --> 00:04:44,014 'Come on! Pick up! 69 00:04:44,015 --> 00:04:45,654 'Please!' 70 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,934 Just call me now. 71 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:51,935 You're being a dick, Fred. 72 00:04:57,815 --> 00:05:00,214 'Fred, it's me again. 73 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:01,654 'I'm sorry I called you a dick, 74 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:03,574 'but I didn't do anything wrong!' 75 00:05:03,575 --> 00:05:07,575 I'm sorry. 76 00:05:12,935 --> 00:05:16,935 Melody, get your brother out! 77 00:05:19,295 --> 00:05:23,295 You're not allowed to be angry with me. I'm not going to... 78 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:27,455 F your father out of your system. 79 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:32,814 Have you ever got counselling or therapy? 80 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:36,815 Fine. Is this pose OK? 81 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:41,934 It's perfect. You look fucking tiny. It's breaking my heart. 82 00:05:43,335 --> 00:05:47,335 Mel, I'm in the mood for a penis party and you're invited. 83 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:51,294 - It's our time, mon petit froggy. - He is abhorrent. 84 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:54,734 Melody, this is your last chance. 85 00:05:54,735 --> 00:05:57,734 Your fanny will never forgive you... 86 00:05:57,735 --> 00:06:01,254 Fine, you are making a huge mistake, Frenchy. 87 00:06:01,255 --> 00:06:02,614 Huge! 88 00:06:06,455 --> 00:06:09,654 Excuse-moi. 89 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:13,655 - Are we finished? - No, stay. I'll be back in a minute. 90 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:21,654 - D'accord. - Are they pyjamas? 91 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:23,854 - Do it. Fucking do it now. - Really? 92 00:06:23,855 --> 00:06:26,414 - How you want to do me? From behind? From above? - Yeah. 93 00:06:26,415 --> 00:06:29,174 - Take your clothes off. Do you want me to suck your dick? - Er, yeah. 94 00:06:29,175 --> 00:06:30,574 Get your dick out then. 95 00:06:30,575 --> 00:06:33,214 - After you put it in my mouth do you want to put it in my arse? - Er... 96 00:06:33,215 --> 00:06:36,134 Up my arse, yeah? Do you want me to shit on your face? 97 00:06:36,135 --> 00:06:38,974 - You want that too? - I'm up for anything. - What else do you want? 98 00:06:38,975 --> 00:06:41,414 - Get your dick out. - This isn't quite how... - Come on, Sam. 99 00:06:41,415 --> 00:06:44,294 - Punch me in the face, fuck me up the arse. Do it! - Stop it! - Fuck me! 100 00:06:44,295 --> 00:06:48,295 No, stop it! 101 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:57,534 It's OK. 102 00:06:57,535 --> 00:07:01,535 Call your mother. 103 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:06,055 So, your boy didn't fuck Sam? 104 00:07:06,215 --> 00:07:10,215 - No, but... - And your boy didn't fuck the lanky receptionist chick? 105 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:13,134 No, but it's more complicated than that, you see, 106 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:16,374 because he defended her honour in my face. 107 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,694 So, no-one 108 00:07:18,695 --> 00:07:22,695 fucked anyone at all? 109 00:07:24,295 --> 00:07:28,295 - Sam and Lulu did. Thank God for them. - Oh, God. Am I crazy? - Yes. 110 00:07:28,895 --> 00:07:30,654 Don't answer that. 111 00:07:30,655 --> 00:07:33,494 He knows this is where I come when I don't want him to find me. 112 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:37,495 Where is he?! 113 00:07:41,015 --> 00:07:43,494 Isn't that place great? I always forget about that place! 114 00:07:43,495 --> 00:07:46,214 They gave us melon for free. Let's go dancing! 115 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:50,215 - Yes! - Yes! - No! No fun. Kate. We must find Kate. 116 00:07:50,975 --> 00:07:52,854 Argh, Kate don't want to be found. 117 00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:56,214 - Italian place, come on. - Someone's probably balls deep in her by now. 118 00:07:56,215 --> 00:07:59,734 She's screaming to the heavens on her 14th orgasm! 119 00:07:59,735 --> 00:08:03,734 You will never find love. You're going to die a haggard old man. 120 00:08:03,735 --> 00:08:07,174 An old man?! 121 00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:10,614 No! You're hurting an old man! 122 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:14,615 You can pose with Colin. You will have a great chemistry. 123 00:08:17,215 --> 00:08:18,854 Can I be naked? 124 00:08:18,855 --> 00:08:22,855 What? 125 00:08:23,575 --> 00:08:27,575 - Where is the old fart? - Colin? 126 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:31,654 Oh, my God! 127 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:38,535 I don't feel very... 128 00:08:40,135 --> 00:08:44,135 - Have you ever thought that you might be into women? - Yeah, but I'm not. 129 00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:48,855 - Oh, I don't know. Think about it. - I have. I'm just not a lesbian. 130 00:08:52,135 --> 00:08:56,135 - I don't know! - OK, but I do. - I don't know... 131 00:08:56,775 --> 00:09:00,775 Jessica, I'm not a lesbian... 132 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:04,895 - Is this it? - Yeah. They do the most sensational ciabattas. 133 00:09:11,815 --> 00:09:15,815 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! - Kate's a lesbian?! - Shit... 134 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:20,335 - That just makes so much sense. - Does it? - Yes! 135 00:09:26,135 --> 00:09:30,135 Yes. Kate's a lesbian. A lesbian. 136 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,559 A lesbian. 137 00:09:33,955 --> 00:09:36,514 Oh, my God, he jumped out the fucking window! 138 00:09:36,515 --> 00:09:38,154 Brave motherfucker. 139 00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:39,674 I mean, I knew he was down, but... 140 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,194 What have I done?! 141 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:42,714 Call an ambulance! 142 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,474 Colin! Naughty Colin! 143 00:09:45,475 --> 00:09:48,794 Colin! 144 00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:52,034 Oh, God, you guys! 145 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:54,234 - What's it like? - What? 146 00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,794 To only want one person? 147 00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:59,794 I mean, is it just lovely? 148 00:09:59,795 --> 00:10:03,714 To not want EVERYONE? All the time? 149 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:07,154 It's not just about wanting someone. 150 00:10:07,155 --> 00:10:10,234 They might not want you back. 151 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,994 In what way? 152 00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:14,874 You know what they say, if you love someone... 153 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:18,875 - Let them go. - Don't let them go. 154 00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:31,594 There she goes. 155 00:10:35,955 --> 00:10:39,955 I am not running to him. 156 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,594 Hi, Fred, it's me. 157 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:47,154 Erm... I'm at St Mary's Hospital. 158 00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:51,155 I'm just letting you know in case you needed to know where I was. 159 00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:55,354 I'm at the hospital. 160 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,194 Hey, Poonch. 161 00:10:58,195 --> 00:11:02,195 I had a call about a Colin Carter? 162 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:06,994 Please, wake up. 163 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:10,995 I won't try to fuck you. 164 00:11:11,115 --> 00:11:12,394 Hello? 165 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,754 Who are you? 166 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:16,354 I'm Mr Carter's wife. 167 00:11:16,355 --> 00:11:18,834 Are you his... 168 00:11:18,835 --> 00:11:19,874 Nurse? 169 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,954 Oui. 170 00:11:22,955 --> 00:11:26,674 I suppose it's good for morale. 171 00:11:26,675 --> 00:11:29,674 Hi, hi, I'm looking for my friend. 172 00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:33,274 He phoned me, he's called Sam and he's a bit obnoxious, 173 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,714 but, essentially, he's a nice person... 174 00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:38,394 - Sam! Are you OK? - Yeah, mate. 175 00:11:38,395 --> 00:11:39,674 What are you doing here? 176 00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:42,234 Why did you tell me you were here? WHY are you here?! 177 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,154 I thought you were hurt? 178 00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:47,114 What, and you came charging like a little, tiny prince? 179 00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:51,115 Yes. 180 00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:56,715 I mean, I know that everyone's mind drifts, but... to Jessica? 181 00:11:58,115 --> 00:12:01,114 Wow. 182 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:05,115 Where does your mind drift? 183 00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:09,154 - You know, I never thought you were that hot. - Thanks(!) 184 00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:10,834 Or not hot. 185 00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:13,394 You're just... 186 00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:16,874 Your face. 187 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,194 Course you think I'm hot. 188 00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:23,195 You got a boner every time we shared a bed. 189 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,754 - Guess the only thing left to do now is... - Fuck. - ..go home. 190 00:12:29,755 --> 00:12:33,474 - Go home. - And fuck? 191 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:34,594 Why not? 192 00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:36,714 Well, I'm drunk, your girlfriend's a lesbian, 193 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,314 and in 24 hours, we'll be homeless. 194 00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:40,914 Come on, then. 195 00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:44,194 Let's fuck. 196 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,754 Fine. 197 00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:47,074 I'm serious. 198 00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:49,234 So am I. 199 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,354 Come on, then. 200 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,674 Let's go. 201 00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:56,675 OK. 202 00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,074 Ask me why I did it. 203 00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:02,074 I did it because I didn't want you to get hurt. 204 00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:06,034 So I put myself out there as bait. Any good friend would do that. 205 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,354 Now hit me! Or something! 206 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,674 I don't want to hit you. 207 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:10,954 I kissed your boyfriend. 208 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:14,074 - You showed him for who he really is. - I kissed your boyfriend! 209 00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,914 Stop shouting at me, please. 210 00:13:15,915 --> 00:13:18,554 - Oh, just tell me I'm a dick and let's be done with it! - No, Sam! 211 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:21,194 I'm not going to end this by turning this into something 212 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,194 that you did, just because you're fucked up. 213 00:13:23,195 --> 00:13:27,114 You're not fucked up, Sam - you're a drama queen! 214 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:31,115 Did you want to kiss Will? Did you want to break us up? 215 00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:33,314 Did you want to hurt me? 216 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:36,514 Or do you want me to ask if you did it because you're jealous? 217 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,714 Because you're confused about how you feel about me? 218 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,594 Because you're gay? 219 00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:43,434 Is that what you want me to ask? 220 00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:45,994 Fuck off, I'm not a queen. 221 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,274 I'm not a drama queen. 222 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:49,074 I am neither queen. 223 00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:50,554 What do you want from me? 224 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:54,555 You don't have anything I want, honey. 225 00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:59,155 OK. Good night, then. 226 00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:01,074 Help! 227 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,914 My friend is nearly dead! Someone, help me! 228 00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:05,554 My best friend is dead! 229 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,274 OK, miss, I have two questions to ask you 230 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:11,034 - as part of the hospital thing. - Yes, of course. 231 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:14,114 How much do you love Colin, out of ten? 232 00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:16,714 Ten is if you'd wear his skin if he died. 233 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,714 Erm... Six, I suppose. 234 00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:19,914 Tres bien. 235 00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:22,234 Second question, how much do you love your new, 236 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:24,354 less-sexy Colin, Brian, out of ten? 237 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:26,634 How do you know about Brian? 238 00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,554 - You're awake! - Yes. 239 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,954 For quite a while now. 240 00:14:29,955 --> 00:14:31,794 Darling, what happened? 241 00:14:31,795 --> 00:14:34,194 You tried to kill yourself. 242 00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:37,074 - I fell out of the dodgy window in your room. - Oh. 243 00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,154 Her room. 244 00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:39,634 - Are you two...? - No! - No. 245 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:40,994 Unfortunately. 246 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,154 Colin, I don't know what to say to you. 247 00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,714 Do you want money or the house or...? 248 00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,994 I mean, you can't have the house. Or any money. 249 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,954 But just tell me what you want and I'll sort it 250 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,514 unless it's those things. 251 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:55,515 I want to walk in our garden in my bare feet again. 252 00:14:56,595 --> 00:15:00,595 We go spinning on Wednesday afternoons. You can do it then. 253 00:15:00,715 --> 00:15:01,994 Spinning. 254 00:15:01,995 --> 00:15:05,354 Gosh, you really are serious about this chap. 255 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:06,834 Does he garden? 256 00:15:06,835 --> 00:15:10,354 - No. - Well, what the fuck does he do, then?! 257 00:15:10,355 --> 00:15:13,634 Colin! You're embarrassing yourself. 258 00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,954 Well, you're a bitch. 259 00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:17,394 Who is she, Colin? 260 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:18,834 She's... 261 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,835 My... 262 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:27,875 She's my Melody. 263 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:29,914 Well... 264 00:15:29,915 --> 00:15:33,915 My Brian's waiting in the car. 265 00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:35,954 Should I be worried about you? 266 00:15:35,955 --> 00:15:37,674 Yes, very. 267 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,314 - Goodbye, Cara. - Goodbye. 268 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,834 Nice to meet you, Melody. 269 00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:46,354 Au revoir, Cara. 270 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:47,554 Now give me some peace. 271 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:51,555 I'm not wearing any undergarments. 272 00:15:57,635 --> 00:15:59,114 Buenos noches! 273 00:15:59,115 --> 00:16:02,314 - Buenos noches. - Yes. Have you seen Anthony? 274 00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:06,315 - No. - If you see him, tell him I am here! 275 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,674 He had a hypoglycaemic attack. 276 00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:12,194 - Diabetes? - That's right. 277 00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:13,994 OK, can you leave the room? 278 00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:15,994 I feel like you're stressing him out. 279 00:16:15,995 --> 00:16:19,074 - Rubbing his face in his own fear. - He's unconscious. 280 00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:22,194 (Yes, but he can still hear you! Everyone knows that.) 281 00:16:22,195 --> 00:16:26,195 Oh, fuck off! 282 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,594 I bet you haven't eaten anything today. 283 00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:33,314 And all the stress? 284 00:16:33,315 --> 00:16:34,634 Oh, God, I've stressed you out 285 00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:36,674 and now I'm going to kill you! I've killed you! 286 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:39,674 Shut up. 287 00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:42,754 - I just want to sleep. - OK. 288 00:16:42,755 --> 00:16:44,754 I'm sorry about kissing Will. 289 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,834 I'm an arsehole. 290 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:19,715 My tiny prince. 291 00:17:21,195 --> 00:17:25,195 (Oh, my God.) 292 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,354 Ah, your woman, Katie, is here. 293 00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:42,355 She's looking for you. 294 00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:45,714 Good night, then. 295 00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:49,715 Good night. 296 00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:58,274 Music: "To The East" by Electrane 297 00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,914 " You 298 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:04,915 " Didn't know where to go 299 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,554 " Walking around 300 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,714 " In this flag-waving town... " 301 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,314 What are you doing? 302 00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:14,794 I'm over it. 303 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,154 Kidding around, I'm over it. 304 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,314 OK. 305 00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,994 Do you love me? 306 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:21,874 - Look, don't... - Shut up! 307 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,114 - I don't... - Just shut up! 308 00:18:23,115 --> 00:18:26,954 Do you fucking love me, Lulu? 309 00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:30,955 Did you come all the way here to break me and Kate up? 310 00:18:31,115 --> 00:18:35,115 Do you want to be with me? 311 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:40,715 Fuck! 312 00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:44,795 This is going to be a disaster, isn't it? 313 00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:47,154 " ..It could be home, it could be home 314 00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:51,155 " For you and me 315 00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:04,914 " It could be home, it could be home 316 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,954 " It could be home, it could be home 317 00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:11,955 " Come back, come back, come back... " 318 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,834 " Well, if you're tired 319 00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:33,674 " And feeling so lonely 320 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:36,874 " You wake up at night 321 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,074 " Thinking that only 322 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:44,075 " If you had somebody 323 00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:48,634 " Well I'll be somebody... " 324 00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:54,075 I don't have a door. 325 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:01,354 You weren't upstairs. 326 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:05,355 Neither were you. 327 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:09,114 Kate's not a lesbian. 328 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,434 - Right. - And she doesn't want to break up. 329 00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:15,435 OK. 330 00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:19,074 But... 331 00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:23,075 What? 332 00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:26,074 Just say it. 333 00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:30,075 OK. 334 00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:35,475 What should I do? 335 00:20:37,395 --> 00:20:38,914 Should I get back with her, or... 336 00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:40,994 Or...? 337 00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:44,995 What should I do? 338 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,114 Get back with her. 339 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,434 - Really? - 100%. 340 00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:54,314 - But... - 100%. 341 00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:55,834 Yeah. 342 00:20:55,835 --> 00:20:58,314 Yeah. I guess, thanks. 343 00:20:58,315 --> 00:20:59,434 No worries. 344 00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:02,594 - I'll just... - Mmm-hmm. 345 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,914 Gah... Can we just... Keep this between us? 346 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,914 Oh, don't want her thinking... 347 00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:09,074 No. 348 00:21:09,075 --> 00:21:10,314 OK, cool. 349 00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:14,234 OK, cool, yeah. 350 00:21:14,235 --> 00:21:16,314 Cool. 351 00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:18,074 Cool. 352 00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:21,834 Cool. 353 00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:24,514 " ..I'll be somebody 354 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,434 " You can call on me 355 00:21:27,435 --> 00:21:30,594 " And I'll be somebody 356 00:21:30,595 --> 00:21:34,595 " I'll be somebody... " 357 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:37,954 Hey, hey, sleepyhead. 358 00:21:37,955 --> 00:21:39,554 Have you got any food? 359 00:21:39,555 --> 00:21:41,594 I'll eat it out of your mouths if I have to. 360 00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:44,274 Morning. Anthony's making some. 361 00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,634 Can I have a sip of your coffee, mate? 362 00:21:46,635 --> 00:21:47,914 Ugh, don't say mate. 363 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:48,994 OK. 364 00:21:48,995 --> 00:21:52,554 Babe. 365 00:21:52,555 --> 00:21:55,274 - Have we lost Colin? - Oh, he fell out of my window. 366 00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:02,394 Kate, you really need to sort that out. 367 00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:03,874 - Fuck off. - Oh, let it fall. 368 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,594 This place is coming down in a week anyway. 369 00:22:06,595 --> 00:22:09,034 - Where are we all going to go? - Fire station? 370 00:22:09,035 --> 00:22:11,714 - Old people's home? - Paris! 371 00:22:11,715 --> 00:22:14,314 I've always wanted to go to France. 372 00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:16,194 Water with your paracetamol, anyone? 373 00:22:16,195 --> 00:22:20,195 - Yes, please. - Oui, merci. - Oh, yeah. 374 00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:37,674 (Shit!) 375 00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:39,474 - Are you OK? - Ca va? 376 00:22:39,475 --> 00:22:42,634 - Yeah, yeah! - Yep! 377 00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:44,594 Hey! 378 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,914 Just grabbing a couple of mugs. 379 00:22:46,915 --> 00:22:48,554 And some sugar. 380 00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:50,754 Perfect. 381 00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:52,794 Oh, and... 382 00:22:52,795 --> 00:22:56,795 I'm not fucking stupid. 383 00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:03,714 " You get under my skin 384 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:07,594 " I don't find it irritating 385 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,634 " You're always playing to win 386 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:13,114 " But I won't need rehabilitating 387 00:23:13,115 --> 00:23:17,115 " Oh, no - I think I'm on another world with you 388 00:23:18,115 --> 00:23:19,674 " With you 389 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:22,434 " Another planet 390 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,074 " Who's holding you down? 391 00:23:24,075 --> 00:23:25,755 " Another planet. 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