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Good evening, fellow athletes.
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I believe that
everyone owes it to
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his well-being to
indulge in some sport.
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My favorite pastime,
as you can see,
is filching loving cups.
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Naturally, I never
steal too much at a time
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for fear of losing
my amateur standing.
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But the people from
whom I take the cups
don't mind, I'm sure.
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After all,
it isn't who wins the cups,
it's how you play the game.
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By the way,
I'm inventing a device that
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should make tennis
much more enjoyable.
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It suddenly raises
the net half a foot
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just as the victor leaps over
to offer
condolences to the loser.
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Through it I hope to add
what is lacking
in tennis: laughs.
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Before viewing
tonight's chronicle, we must
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identify the party
who is footing the bill.
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I must apologize
for the brevity of
this announcement,
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but this is one
of the conditions
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laid down by our
modest sponsor.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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That's $10 at cost.
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All right,
and the first on Santa Anita.
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Hi, John.
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Hi.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello. Who?
Oh, sure, Barney.
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Misty Day is sixth at Hialeah.
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Across the board, huh?
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Yeah, there's plenty of time.
All right, Barney, you're on.
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All right, lady, I got you.
That's Brown Jug
in the second at Santa Anita.
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Two dollars to show. Okay.
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That's a real plunger.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Take care of this for me,
will you?
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Hello. Sure, why not?
I work here. Yeah, Charlie.
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How are things
with the tennis crowd?
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They ask about
you all the time.
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Did you ever figure
out how you made out
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with those rich
ladies over at the club?
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I've got a lot of charm
and they can afford it.
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Oh, Regis was asking for you.
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Good.
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Yeah, Charlie, I'm listening.
Okay.
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Hi, boss.
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Oh, I thought you'd
be in La Jolla by now.
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You know I couldn't leave
without saying goodbye.
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Oh, yeah, I know.
I get all choked up, too.
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There, that'll make us
both feel better, huh?
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Uh-huh.
Any time I can ever
do anything for you.
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You're doing it.
That is expense money.
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You mean I'm
working this weekend?
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A little bit. Between sets.
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Herbert Gild?
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You've probably
taken calls from him.
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He's been a real nice bettor
over the past few years.
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Nice steady winner, too.
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Conservative. Not a plunger,
but a real nice client.
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He live in La Jolla?
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He did or does,
I don't know.
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Three months ago it says there
he stopped calling in.
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Now, I don't like to lose
a real nice client, Walter.
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So, here.
You get in
touch with him, huh?
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Good address.
Best apartment
hotel in La Jolla.
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Oh, nothing but class.
But that's your
kind of business,
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so buy him a drink.
Get to talk his language.
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Maybe even play
a little tennis with him.
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But get Mr. Herbert Gild
back on our books, huh?
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Boss,
maybe he's got a daughter.
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Okay,
maybe he's got a daughter.
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Thank you.
Have a happy weekend.
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Yes?
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Is this Mr.
Herbert Gild's apartment?
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Uh-huh. Who are you?
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My name is Richmond.
But I don't think that
would mean much to Mr. Gild.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I don't think
it would, either.
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Would you like to come in, Mr.
Richmond?
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If you don't mind.
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I'm Mrs. Gild.
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Hello.
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Won't you sit down?
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Thank you.
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Are you from out of town,
Mr. Richmond?
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Los Angeles.
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I didn't think
I'd seen you around.
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Is your husband home,
Mrs. Gild?
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Do you expect him soon?
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No.
Well, then...
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Have you ever met my husband,
Mr. Richmond?
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No, I never have.
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If you could tell me
when you expect him,
perhaps I could call later.
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Well, I don't expect him.
My husband is dead, Mr.
Richmond.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Gild.
I didn't know.
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Why, he's been
dead for six months.
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You like a drink?
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Well,
I don't want to trouble you.
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Well, I'll tell you
when it's trouble, okay?
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Okay.
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You look like
Scotch and water,
right?
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Right.
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Herbert looked like sherry.
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Know what I mean?
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Uh-huh.
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That's Herbert
on the coffee table.
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MRS. GILD: Surprised?
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Should I be?
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Everyone else was.
Including Herbert.
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Cheers, Mr. Richmond.
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Cheers, Mrs. Gild.
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He does look like sherry,
doesn't he?
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He looks nice.
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Oh, he was.
Very nice.
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I can tell a lot
about a person,
just looking.
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Like what?
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Oh, well, not everything,
of course, but a lot.
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Take you, the way you dress,
the way you cut your hair.
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I can tell you're particular.
You like nice things.
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I like nice things.
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The way you move,
the way you carry yourself,
as if you're sure.
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No, it's
something more than that.
You some kind of athlete?
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Well, I play a lot of tennis.
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(GIGGLING) See?
I can tell a lot.
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Just looking.
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But not everything.
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Oh, well.
Who can tell everything?
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Did I tell you
Herbert drowned?
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No, you didn't
tell me how he died.
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He always said he
didn't like sailing.
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One day,
he took a sailboat out
from Mission Bay.
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They found what was
left of it on the rocks
by the ocean.
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It was a shock,
I tell you.
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I'm sure it was.
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You never said why you wanted
to see my husband.
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My boss asked me
to look him up.
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Said he hadn't heard
from him for a while.
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Just a friendly visit?
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Just a friendly visit.
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I was hoping it was money.
He looks like money,
doesn't he?
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There wasn't much,
just a little insurance.
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Sorry.
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Well, I've got to be going.
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Thanks for the drink, Mrs.
Gild.
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I don't usually talk so much.
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Does your work bring
you down to La Jolla
very often, Mr. Richmond?
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It's beginning to
look like it will.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Gild.
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Oh, it's just that I
don't like to close a file
on a good customer, Walter.
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Of course, when they die,
it's not like
losing to another bookie.
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You're all heart, Regis.
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It's not like I knew
Herbert Gild. It's just
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we made a little money
together, that's all.
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Looks to me like he did
all right for himself.
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Well,
like I said, conservative.
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Not a big plunger.
But a good, steady client.
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Placed his last bet
with us three months ago.
The 10th of December.
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Uh-huh. Made almost $600
on a two-horse parlay.
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And where did it get him?
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Hmm?
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You can't take it
with you, Walter.
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You're a philosopher, boss.
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No luck, huh?
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Not yet.
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Pity.
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Look, look,
are you sure that it would be
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in the papers,
what you're looking for?
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It ought to be.
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Uh-huh. Well, are you sure
it was last September,
are you?
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September's six
months ago, isn't it?
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Well, let me see.
Yeah, six months it is.
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Here it is.
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Herbert? Herbert Gild!
Well, why didn't you say so?
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Look, I'd like to read this.
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Well, I can tell
you the whole thing.
I knew him for years!
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Anything you want to know
about Herbert Gild,
I can tell you.
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Just want to make
sure it was September
when he died.
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Drowned.
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All right, drowned.
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Presumed drowned.
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Or haven't you
got that far yet?
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Presumed drowned?
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Yeah, they had to presume.
They never found hide
nor hair of his body!
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Well, Mr. Richmond.
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You're not surprised, Mrs.
Gild.
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Did I say I was?
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Did your boss send you back?
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You know he didn't.
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Questions are more fun
when you know the answers.
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So I brushed my hair.
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It's very pretty hair.
Shiny and very soft.
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How do you know it's soft?
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I can tell a lot by looking.
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I brush it 100
strokes a night.
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Must take a lot of time.
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I'm loaded with time.
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The name's Laura.
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Walter.
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I've leveled with you, Walter.
There's no money. Just me.
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I believe you.
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Are you disappointed?
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I was.
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Just a little insurance.
Isn't that what you said?
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Uh-huh.
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It's a nice view.
Must cost a lot of money.
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It's Herbert's view.
Five-year lease
paid in advance.
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It's La Jolla.
That's what I wanted.
That's what I got.
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Who doesn't want La Jolla?
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From the wrong side of
the San Diego Navy Yard,
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it looks like Paradise.
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Just five miles
down that road.
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How do you get there?
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Herbert?
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He was nice. He was sweet.
I liked him.
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And his money.
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His money I could have loved.
Enough of it.
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But it was a fair fight.
We both got cheated a little.
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Do you think Herbert knew
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he was cheated?
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He wasn't dumb.
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You never told me
they never found his body.
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You never asked me.
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Maybe he isn't dead.
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I saw the boat. He's dead.
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What a crazy thing to say.
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I've got an inventive mind.
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Like what?
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Like suppose Herbert knew
he was cheated.
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Like suppose he wanted
to get out.
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So he drowns?
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Disappears, fakes it.
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The boat on the rocks.
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He fakes it so well everyone's
willing to say he's drowned.
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Even though they can't
find his body.
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You want me to ask why.
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So he can go away.
Take up a new life,
take a new name
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and live like
a nice old man should
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without a young
wife he can't hold.
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I can't use it.
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No?
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Well, like you said,
it was a crazy thing to say.
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That was a good volley!
You're all right!
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I'll catch my breath
in a week or two.
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No, really,
you play a better game
than I thought.
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Well, I play other games
besides tennis.
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Tennis is for kids.
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This kid is thirsty.
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Always come to me
with small problems
I can solve.
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How are you on big problems?
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Try me.
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(SIGHS)
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I want to go away.
250
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,360
I thought you liked La Jolla.
251
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,760
I need a change.
252
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,160
Let's go someplace
tomorrow.
253
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,430
What makes that a big problem?
254
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,800
You.
255
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,240
Where do you want us to go?
256
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,540
Oh, anywhere.
257
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,910
Mountains?
258
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:13,940
Desert?
259
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,080
City?
Anywhere.
260
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,750
You're easy to please.
Not a bit.
261
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,480
Do you care where we go?
262
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,950
No.
263
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,290
I'd sure hate to
run into your husband.
264
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,690
So skin diving is out.
265
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,060
Seriously, didn't he
ever take you anywhere?
266
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,330
Just Del Mar and Tijuana.
267
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,760
Herbert was a great
one for horse racing.
268
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,760
He could drive 15
miles just to see a race.
269
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,400
Well, how about it?
270
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,200
Well, I'll need a day or so.
271
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,340
Now look,
lady, I gotta work sometime,
you know.
272
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,670
And I don't think I
can make it tomorrow.
273
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,780
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
274
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:56,790
No. Only weekends at Caliente.
I've got it.
275
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,590
Ten dollars across the board
on No Taxes. I hope so, too.
276
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,120
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
277
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:05,090
Walter Richmond,
long time no see.
278
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,230
Long time, Julio, long time.
Well, how's business?
279
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,170
Poco poco.
280
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,730
Ah!
281
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,700
You still in Los
Angeles with Regis?
282
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,310
Yeah. And it's poco poco,too.
283
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:19,810
What brings you to Tijuana?
Did a horse run out on you?
284
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,780
No, a man, maybe. A client.
I thought you
might know about him.
285
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,610
Maybe he's my client now.
286
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,750
If he is, you can keep him
as a client. Herbert Gild.
287
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,120
Herbert Gild. No.
288
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,320
He'd be a fool to
use his own name, Julio.
289
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:39,290
He's an old guy, gray hair,
kind of a soft look about him.
290
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,300
Well, this is most
old guys, Walter.
291
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,630
You're right.
292
00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:47,070
This Herbert Gild,
he's in trouble?
293
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,640
He's supposed to be dead.
294
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,070
(CHUCKLES)
295
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,210
Old clients,
I've got, but dead ones, no.
296
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:59,150
The thing is,
I don't think he's dead.
297
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,020
They found a sailboat
he'd rented cracked up
298
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,020
on the rocks
outside of San Diego.
299
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,590
But they never found his body.
300
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,320
Well, it's a big ocean.
301
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,430
Thing is,
he was given up for dead
six months ago, September.
302
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,600
But he called
his last bet into
Regis on the 10th of December.
303
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:16,260
That's not easy, Walter.
304
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,800
You think he came to Tijuana?
305
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,800
The easiest
place to disappear.
306
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,440
Over an international border,
and racing at
Caliente every weekend.
307
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:25,740
That's logical.
308
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,640
This Herbert Gild,
you have a picture
309
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,380
of him?
It would help, you know.
310
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:31,250
I can get one.
311
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,850
MRS. GILD:
I won't be long, darling.
Fix yourself a drink.
312
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,290
Don't worry about me.
Just take your time.
313
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,730
MRS. GILD:
I've got a surprise for you.
314
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,900
Oh?
315
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,130
What's that?
316
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:55,400
It is a surprise.
You'll see in a minute.
317
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,440
That's a look I don't know.
318
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,510
Now, I thought you could
tell a lot by looking.
319
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,410
Not everything.
320
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,250
I don't like to
be kept waiting.
321
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,220
I've been waiting
for you all day.
322
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,020
This is to say
I didn't like it, either.
323
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,030
Remind me to keep
you waiting more often.
It pays off.
324
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,590
I have no need for insurance,
Mr. Richmond.
325
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,620
But a man of your age, Mr.
Fielding,
it would be a valuable...
326
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,890
No family, no dependents.
Now,
you'd be wasting your time.
327
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,930
I never waste time,
Mr. Gild.
328
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,000
How did you find out?
329
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,470
I'm an insurance investigator,
Mr. Gild.
330
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,440
When a case looks phony,
we pay up but
we don't give up.
331
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,040
Especially if we can't
find the body.
332
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,210
I see.
Does my wife know about this?
333
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,180
No.
334
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,680
No, nobody knows,
but you and me.
335
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,580
What about your office?
336
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,690
I never make out a report
unless I have
something to say.
337
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,020
You've done very
well at the track
recently, Mr. Gild.
338
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,030
Yes.
339
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,030
I shouldn't have been
able to live without it
340
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,400
or "die" either,
for that matter.
341
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,200
I don't regret it, though.
I've been quite happy, really.
342
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,100
May I offer you a sherry?
343
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,710
No, thanks.
344
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,240
Tell me, Mr. Richmond,
345
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,880
I don't suppose I could
repay the insurance company
346
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,880
the amount they paid off
on my policy.
347
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,280
Pay off an insurance company,
Mr. Gild?
348
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,290
No, I suppose not.
349
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,960
Understand,
you have my sympathies,
350
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:59,290
but
the company's just a machine.
No pity, no heart.
351
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:04,730
You're a young man, Mr.
Richmond.
Surely you must have a heart.
352
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,070
Well, yes.
353
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,270
Would $10,000 give you
a poor memory?
354
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,740
Are you bribing me, Mr. Gild?
355
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,180
Well, if I've offended you,
you only have to
turn in your report.
356
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,280
Fifteen thousand.
357
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,580
Ten thousand cash.
358
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,850
That's the end of it, Mr.
Richmond.
359
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,720
Don't ever come back for more.
360
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,560
I've always wanted to
retire early in life, Mr.
Gild.
361
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:36,260
Lie on the beach
and play tennis.
362
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,300
Yes,
that's a young man's game.
363
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,070
And I mean it, Mr. Richmond,
don't ever come back for more.
364
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,410
Mr. Fielding.
365
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:22,810
Looks like I'm in
the driver's seat,
doesn't it, Walter?
366
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,750
I haven't been giving you
enough credit, dear.
367
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,820
No,
but you'll learn to, darling.
368
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:28,880
Don't you trust me?
369
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,390
Not for a moment.
370
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,620
How did you know I was here?
371
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,660
Had you followed all weekend.
372
00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:40,730
Do you want to
give me the keys
or shall I call my husband?
373
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,140
Look at it this way, darling.
374
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,910
Now you'll be able to buy
all the new tires you need.
375
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,910
Keen.
376
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,080
How much did Herbert give you?
377
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,290
Five thousand.
378
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,660
Walter, you must learn
to be honest with me.
379
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,760
All right, 10,000.
There'll be no more.
380
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:17,070
Don't be ridiculous.
Ten thousand won't
keep you in tennis balls.
381
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,800
There'll be more.
Next time,
I'll go to see Herbert.
382
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:30,450
Oh, darling,
don't look so worried.
We'll be happy.
383
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,580
We deserve each other.
384
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,550
MR. GILD: You do at that,
my dear.
385
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:45,130
Herbert, I'm not sure
I would have recognized you.
386
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,130
How did you get here so fast?
387
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,430
You seemed to be
having tire trouble
when I passed you.
388
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,570
Look, you paid me off.
I'm not going to
bother you anymore.
389
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,570
I might have believed that.
390
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,440
Just like I
might have believed
391
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:58,370
you're the only
one who knew about me
392
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,040
until I saw you
wearing my cuff links.
393
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,110
Laura is the only one
who could have
given them to you.
394
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,520
Oh, what are you
going to do about it,
Herbert, call the police?
395
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:10,050
(GUN FIRES)
396
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,860
He's not dead, is he?
397
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,530
No, he's all right.
398
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,430
Darling, don't worry.
I know a doctor.
I'll take you to him.
399
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,470
Easy.
400
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,100
Thank you.
401
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,740
Easy now. You'll be all right.
402
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:32,370
May I see Mrs.
Gild now, Doctor?
403
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,440
Your friend's out
in the waiting room.
404
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,340
Would you bring
her in, please?
405
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,650
Now, easy.
406
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,780
There, that's right.
407
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,790
She seems to have stepped out.
408
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,760
I thought
I'd bring your jacket.
409
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,930
About that shoulder,
it'll heal all right in time.
410
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,400
Though, I'm afraid
it'll always be stiff.
411
00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:03,640
But that's not too tough.
Unless you happen to
be a tennis player.
412
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,820
Since tonight's
story was an allegory,
413
00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:22,220
I offer this footnote
to make everything clear.
414
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:28,130
Walter represented
youthful innocence.
Mrs. Gild was unrequited love.
415
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,970
And, of course, Mr. Gild
symbolized Mrs.
Gild's husband.
416
00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:36,710
The following item
could use many things,
417
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:39,610
but a footnote is
not one of them.
418
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,240
Once this is over,
I shall flip back.
419
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,650
Since this program
is on film and will
420
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,090
probably be shown
for many years to come,
421
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,620
I should like to
address my next remarks
422
00:24:56,660 --> 00:25:00,100
to those of you who are
watching the show
in the year 2000.
423
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,030
Please write in
at once and tell us
424
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,270
what life is like.
I'm quite curious.
425
00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:09,400
Until next week, good night.
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