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Good evening
and welcome to tee time.
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I'm taking up golf.
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I've learned to
play by watching
a demonstration on television.
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I'm convinced
that it's very easy
to make a hole in one.
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At least this one.
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In the demonstration,
the golfer
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knocked a ball off
his friend's head.
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I'm not using a ball.
Being a beginner,
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I feel I'm entitled
to a larger target.
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Perhaps you'd better look
the other way. I know I shall.
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Well,
coming into the back nine,
he had me by three strokes,
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and, boy, was he crowing.
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You know how Mr. Sloan is.
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He loves to rub it in.
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How did you finish?
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I was one up.
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He was mad enough to
jump into the water hazard.
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I don't know how
you do it, Eldon.
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The old man gets at least
280 yards on his drives.
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Yeah, well,
he's strong enough,
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but I've got
the old equalizer.
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His strength doesn't do him
any good on the green at all.
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He three-putted
the last five holes.
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Well, I'm going up
and collect my drink.
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See you later, Eldon.
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Charlie,
put my clubs in the rack.
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(SLOW JAZZ PLAYING)
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Well, next Saturday
I take on our new salesman.
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He tells me he shoots
in the high 80s.
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You'll beat Phillips,
Mr. Sloan.
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I don't know.
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You know,
I haven't broken 90 in years.
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And he's a big, strong fellow.
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(CHATTERING)
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Say,
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what makes you think
I'll beat him?
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He's a salesman, isn't he?
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You never play a customer's
game, do you, Eldon?
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No, I suppose not.
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Well, he certainly makes
a wonderful impression.
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You know, I think
I've picked the right man.
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Oh, that was really fun.
It really was.
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Thank you.
The both of you.
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And let's do it
again sometime.
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Oh, yes.
Real soon.
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Your wife is a very
good dancer.
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Yes, I know.
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SLOAN: Well, Carl,
how about some bridge?
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CARL: Any time you like,
Mr. Sloan.
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You ready, Eldon?
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Whenever you say.
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Well, how about making
a fourth, Wayne?
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What?
You play bridge, don't you?
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Sure, but this is my
first night, Harvey.
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Let me enjoy myself.
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All right, have your fun
while you're young.
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But that bridge table's
gonna get you someday.
I'll wait.
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Ed, come on. You play with us.
Come on, fellas.
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Sorry, honey,
I'll be back...
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Ed. Ed, don't you worry.
I'll look after her.
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Mrs. Sobol, this is my dance.
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It sure is.
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Well, how did you like him?
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Who?
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Wayne Phillips.
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He's all right, I guess.
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A typical salesman.
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Is that all?
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You know I never form
any impressions of people
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the first time I meet them.
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You had a long
conversation with him.
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Did I?
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Were you timing it?
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No. Of course not.
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You just seemed
fascinated by him.
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Eldon, I'm really very tired.
Very, very, very tired.
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You were, weren't you?
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You're the one who must've
been fascinated by him.
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You keep talking about him.
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I just wanted your opinion
of him, that's all.
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I don't think I liked him.
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In fact, the whole thing
rather disgusted me.
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Everyone fawning all over him,
even Mr. Sloan.
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After all, he's just another
hot-shot salesman you
stole from another company.
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If a stranger had walked in,
he would have thought
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that Wayne Phillips owned
Kay Corporation.
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He has a way about him.
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Yes.
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He certainly has.
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I'm glad you don't like him.
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If you had, I certainly
would've been worried.
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Well, you needn't worry.
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Good night, dear.
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Good night.
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Good morning, Eldon.
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Good morning.
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Say, Eldon, you know
those Saturday night things
at the country club?
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Boy, they are a great idea.
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It's just like
one big, happy family.
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That's right.
What can I do for you?
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I just dropped in for a chat.
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You know,
I always like to get to know
the people I'm working with.
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How's Louise?
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She's fine.
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She's a lovely girl, Eldon.
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All the wives are.
And pretty, too.
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Hey,
you know that Sobol's wife,
she ought to be in the movies.
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What's her first name?
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Jean. I'm surprised you didn't
learn that Saturday night.
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I don't work that fast.
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You certainly
didn't waste any time
learning my wife's first name.
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Why, Eldon, I wouldn't have
thought you were
the jealous type.
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I didn't think accountants got
emotional about anything.
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I didn't say I was jealous.
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You're acting like it.
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What's the matter,
don't you trust your wife?
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I trust her implicitly.
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Well, then it must be me
you don't trust.
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We can't have that, Eldon.
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Think what it'll do to
Harvey's big, happy family.
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Hey, don't you really trust
your wife?
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Let's get one thing straight,
Phillips.
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Yes, I do trust my wife
with you because I trust her.
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As for you, personally,
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I wouldn't trust you as far
as I could throw you.
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That wouldn't be very far,
would it, little man?
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I know your type, Phillips.
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I'm warning you right now.
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You're warning me?
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You heard me.
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Just don't try to prove your
irresistibility with my wife.
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Eldon, I don't know
whether that's a warning
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or a dare.
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ELDON: You got yourself
a pair of shoes, huh?
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CARL: Yeah.
I thought the others
were gonna fall apart.
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MAN: Hi, Mr. Sloan.
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Say, have you fellows seen
Wayne Phillips anywhere?
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No, I haven't seen him,
Mr. Sloan.
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He was supposed to meet me
on the first tee at 1:00.
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It's after 2:00 now.
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Well, he certainly wouldn't
stand you up.
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You don't suppose
he had an accident?
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Oh, no. No. Something
probably came up.
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He had a lot of
important deals cooking.
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Well, I'll give him
a few more minutes.
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It may not be
an important deal,
but I'll bet it's interesting.
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He doesn't care whose time
he does it on either.
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Yeah, I wonder whose time
he's really beating.
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You'd think he'd
have better sense.
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The old man thinks
he's the blue-eyed wonder.
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But just let Phillips get
into a messy situation
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and see how long he lasts.
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You can't expect the man
to be a hermit.
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Romancing a dame is
one thing,
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but playing around with
somebody else's wife
is something else.
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Who is she?
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That's what I've
been wondering.
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Well, I'm not going
to wait any longer.
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Hey, what's the matter
with you, Eldon?
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I don't feel well.
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You look like you're
going to be sick.
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Do you want a doctor?
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No, I'll be all right.
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Listen, Carl, why don't you
play with Mr. Sloan? I...
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Sure.
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Suppose he'll be all right?
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Sure. Something he ate.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Dave. Dave.
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Another one.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, dear.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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But I just couldn't
get organized today.
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Are you starved?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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Oh, good. I'll have time
for a martini.
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Dave, very, very, very dry
this time, okay? Thank you.
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Well,
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how was the game?
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I didn't play.
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Oh? Why didn't you?
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Well, I felt sick about 2:00.
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I almost came home.
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Well, you should have.
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I could have done
something for you.
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I thought you might be out
at the market or someplace.
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Eldon, you know very well
I never market on Saturdays.
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I was home all day.
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Thank you, Dave.
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Eldon.
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We're vulnerable, partner.
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They've got a part
score of 60.
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We'll cut that leg off.
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One no trump.
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SOBOL: Watch you don't
cut your own throat.
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CARL: Two clubs.
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SLOAN: Two hearts.
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Pass.
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Four hearts.
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SOBOL: Pass.
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SLOAN: Pass.
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CARL: Pass.
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Four hearts it is.
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Good luck, partner.
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I'll need it.
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Well, down two and vulnerable.
That cost us $500.
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Pretty expensive game.
Yes, it was.
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How'd do you
do, partner?
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Down two.
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What was the idea
of bidding four hearts?
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You had a lay down
at three no trump.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
We'll make it up next hand.
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Whose deal?
Mine.
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SLOAN: Well, Eldon.
Feeling better?
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Hi.
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(PEOPLE GASP)
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Eldon. Eldon, what the devil
do you think you're doing?
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I want to fight this man.
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You're drunk.
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Not drunk enough.
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Here, somebody take him to
the washroom and sober him up.
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This man has to fight me.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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What do you want
to fight Wayne for?
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He knows.
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Ask him where he went
when he was the dummy.
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Ask him where he was
this afternoon
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when he was supposed
to be playing golf with you.
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Well, now don't you think
that's his own business?
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Not when it involves my wife.
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Why that's nonsense.
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Here,
you go on and be a good boy
before I get mad.
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Why you?
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Come on. Get mad.
Go ahead, fight me.
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No. No, I'm not going
to fight you, Eldon.
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I'm too big for you.
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You're drunk,
you're imagining things.
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SLOAN: Of course you are.
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Now go on home
and sleep it off.
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You shut up and
stay out of this.
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Come on, Phillips, fight me!
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You're making us
all look very foolish.
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Do like Harvey says before
something happens to you.
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You're scared.
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That's right, little man.
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I'm scared.
Scared if I hit you,
I'll kill you.
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Well, that's the way
it's gonna have to be.
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You'll kill me
or else I'll kill you.
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You fool.
You complete fool.
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I suppose Phillips
brought you home.
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I can't see that it makes
any difference now
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since you've announced it
to the whole world.
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00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,910
You might have had
a little understanding.
256
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,180
He stole my wife.
257
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,240
These things happen
all the time.
258
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:48,620
But most men have sense enough
not to make
a spectacle of themselves.
259
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:51,190
It's degrading.
260
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,250
You said you didn't
like him.
261
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,300
I suppose you're
going to him now?
262
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,270
No.
263
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,230
No, I'm not.
264
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,740
You very nicely
ruined that for me.
265
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:12,710
It's what you intended
to do, isn't it?
266
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,780
You created such a scandal,
we couldn't possibly go on.
267
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,610
But if I can't have Wayne,
268
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,350
it doesn't mean
I'm going to stay with you.
269
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,860
I'm leaving you, Eldon.
270
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,970
I'll be out of here
in a few minutes, Mr. Sloan.
271
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,410
I'm just cleaning out
a few things.
272
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,380
Eldon, I don't understand you.
273
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,480
You put me in a position
where I had to fire you.
274
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,580
Now, if you'd just
kept quiet about it,
275
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,790
the whole thing
would have blown over.
276
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,060
Wayne Phillips isn't
in love with your wife.
277
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,020
I know that.
278
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:06,030
If he was love with her,
I wouldn't have done it.
279
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,370
But he just made her cheap.
280
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,070
That's why I'm
going to fight him.
281
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,940
Now use your head, Eldon.
282
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,200
You can't fight
a big man like Wayne.
283
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,940
He's too strong for you.
284
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,940
You found that out
Saturday night.
285
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,710
He's got to fight me.
286
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,880
Why don't we all be
sensible about this thing?
287
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,510
Now, look.
288
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,080
You've been
assistant treasurer here
for a good many years.
289
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,880
And a good one.
290
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,120
Wayne is...
291
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,790
Well, he's just a salesman,
and the woods
are full of them.
292
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,860
Now you put that stuff
back in your desk
293
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,490
and we'll forget all
about Wayne Phillips, okay?
294
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,600
No, Mr. Sloan.
295
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,870
I appreciate it,
but I can't do it.
296
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,570
This is something
between him and me,
297
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,700
and we've got to settle it.
298
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,270
Marsh, you must
be out of your mind.
299
00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:01,380
Yeah, I know how this sounds,
Jean, but it's the truth.
300
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,490
Yes, you ought
to be in pictures.
301
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,720
You really think so?
302
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,560
I certainly do.
If I were a producer...
303
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,760
What are you doing here?
304
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,890
You're not
a member anymore.
305
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,160
I'm your guest.
306
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,560
Well, all right,
you're my guest.
307
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,170
Go ahead, have a drink.
Dave, will you fix
him up with a drink?
308
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,440
Don't buy me a drink,
Phillips. I'd only throw
it in your face again.
309
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,900
Well, what do you want?
310
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,140
I want a fight.
311
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,040
A fight?
312
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,380
You had that.
I knocked you cold.
Wasn't that enough?
313
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:29,910
No, it wasn't.
314
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,710
I told you the way
it's got to be.
315
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,220
You've got to kill me,
or I'll kill you.
316
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,580
You're crazy.
317
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,250
This man's crazy.
318
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,420
Maybe I am.
Louise has left me.
319
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,060
Did you know that, Phillips?
320
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,390
Well, Eldon, I'm sorry,
321
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,390
but you can see
that I haven't got her.
322
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,900
You didn't even
have the decency
to take her after she left me.
323
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,960
I loved her Phillips.
We had a happy life together.
324
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,570
Now she's gone
I don't know where.
325
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,540
Eldon, I'm sorry.
That's not enough.
326
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:54,770
You can't do
a thing like this
327
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,400
and just pass it off
by saying that you're sorry.
328
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,240
You've got to fight me.
329
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,380
This is silly. I'm not going
to fight you again.
330
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,710
I'm twice your size.
331
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,080
It wouldn't be fair.
332
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,510
That's right.
It wouldn't, would it?
333
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,180
All right, then.
Let's forget it.
334
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,720
I'll apologize for hitting
you the first time.
335
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,790
There are other ways of
fighting than with your fists.
336
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,030
What do you mean?
337
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,630
Well,
since you're so much bigger
than me, let's equalize it.
338
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:21,900
You can
choose the weapon.
339
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:23,060
Weapon?
340
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,900
You mean to fight a duel?
341
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,370
That would be fair,
wouldn't it?
342
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,040
We would both have
the same weapon.
343
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,670
Why, that's the craziest thing
I've ever heard of.
344
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,540
People don't fight
duels today.
345
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,480
We can.
It's illegal.
346
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,080
So is what you did to
Louise and me.
347
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,680
You broke up our home.
348
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:40,680
Now you've got to take
the consequences.
349
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,950
Look, Eldon,
stay away from me.
350
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,150
Listen you...
351
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,490
You get out of here.
352
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,660
Get him out
before I kill him!
353
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,070
So we're all even
at the end of 16
354
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,270
and I hit
a tremendous tee-shot.
355
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,600
(PHONE RINGING)
Wayne here goes...
356
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,140
Yes.
357
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,010
Just a minute.
358
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,150
It's for you, Wayne.
359
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,220
Thank you, Ed.
360
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,180
Hello?
361
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,650
What do you want?
362
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,360
I've got nothing
to discuss with you.
363
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,090
I want to know when
you're going to fight with me.
364
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,030
Will you stop bothering me?
365
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,590
No, Mr. Phillips.
366
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,030
I'm going
to keep right on bothering
you until this is settled.
367
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:31,070
You're with friends,
aren't you?
368
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,870
I don't think you want me
to come over there.
369
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,670
No, I don't. It won't do you
any good to come.
370
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,300
You're barred.
You won't get inside the door.
371
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,540
So don't waste
my time or yours.
372
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,040
(PHONE DISCONNECTS)
373
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:01,800
ELDON: Phillips?
374
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,170
What are you doing here?
375
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,000
I came here
to discuss our duel.
376
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,600
Yeah, well,
I've had enough of you.
377
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,840
If you go inside,
I'll follow you.
378
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,440
You'll only be thrown
out again.
That's all right.
379
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,080
Every time you get somebody
else to do your fighting,
380
00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:15,380
you get smaller and smaller.
381
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:16,780
And by the time
I'm through with you,
382
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,580
everybody in
this town is gonna
know what a coward you are.
383
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:26,960
Every time you come near me
I'm going to flatten you.
384
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,590
And that'll only show
what a bully you are.
385
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,760
Wait a minute.
386
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,290
You're not going to
try to blackmail me.
387
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,200
I'm doing a pretty
good job of it.
388
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,730
You must like getting
your face smashed in.
389
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,840
I haven't felt anything
since Louise left me.
390
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:44,240
You see, Phillips,
you don't want to die.
391
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,410
That's why you're
afraid of me.
392
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,080
But I don't care, so I have
nothing to be afraid of.
393
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,780
That's the equalizer.
394
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,380
All right, what do you
want from me?
395
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,580
A fight.
396
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,880
A fair fight.
397
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,190
You choose the weapon.
398
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,590
Well, if that's the only way
I can get rid of you,
399
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,560
I've got no choice.
400
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,730
Have you got a gun?
I can get one.
401
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,630
Well, you get it.
I'll meet you in two hours.
402
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,100
Where?
403
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,130
The roof of the
Kay Corporation building?
404
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,670
I'll be waiting for you.
All right.
405
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,070
If you don't come,
I'll keep after you...
406
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,940
Now don't you worry.
I'll be there.
407
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,070
Back to back,
408
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,610
10 paces,
409
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,340
turn and fire.
410
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:28,280
Hey, look.
411
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,790
Hey, why do you insist
on being killed?
412
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,750
What makes you
think I will be?
413
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:36,090
It's an even fight now.
414
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,100
It doesn't matter that you're
twice as big, or twice as
strong as I am.
415
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,460
The guns cut you
down to my size.
416
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,170
We'll be on equal terms.
417
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,700
Two hours, Phillips.
418
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:36,320
(GUN FIRES)
419
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,890
(GUN FIRES)
420
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:55,140
Right over there.
421
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:57,740
Okay, let's have it.
What happened here?
422
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,610
Oh, his name was Marsh.
423
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,910
He was the treasurer of
the company I work for.
424
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,850
He lost his job
and blamed me for it.
425
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,280
No real reason.
I'm a salesman.
426
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,620
I couldn't have
handled his job
if it had been offered to me.
427
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,720
What was he doing up here?
428
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,160
(STAMMERING) Up here?
429
00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:16,690
I don't know what he was
doing up here.
430
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,960
You see,
he telephoned me and said
431
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,330
he wanted to talk
about something.
432
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,760
He insisted that
I meet him up here.
433
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,630
He said if I didn't come
434
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,530
that he'd come to
the country club
and make a scene.
435
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,340
The minute I stepped
out here on the roof,
436
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:29,070
he came at me
with a gun, and...
437
00:23:31,070 --> 00:23:32,940
Eddie, come over
here for a minute.
438
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,390
A good thing I was armed.
439
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,720
I have been ever since
he started threatening me.
440
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,760
So you let him have it?
441
00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,530
Well, yes.
What else could I do?
442
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,860
It was either him or me.
443
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,670
I shot just a second
before he could.
444
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,100
Don't hand me that, mister.
445
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,100
I don't know
what happened up here,
446
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,670
but this little guy
wasn't going to shoot.
447
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,170
He doesn't even have a gun.
448
00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:05,840
Look for yourself.
449
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,790
So much for the high price
of low fidelity.
450
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:27,300
I'm quite angry
with my friend.
451
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,900
He ruined my club.
452
00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:33,900
And he didn't land anywhere
near the hole.
453
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,510
As a matter of fact,
I can't even find him.
454
00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:40,680
Now I'll have to buy a ball.
It's quite distressing.
455
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,280
Why don't you join me
in the locker room
456
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:46,820
after we pass one
of those sand traps
457
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:49,080
that dot
the fairways of television?
458
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,520
I thought we'd never
get out of that one.
459
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,330
However, we seemed to have
completed
the course in 30 minutes,
460
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,560
which is par.
461
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,070
Why don't you
join us next week
for another round?
462
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,870
In the clubhouse, of course.
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