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(BOTH SNORING)
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Good evening,
senorsand senoras,
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and members of our little
book of the week club.
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Originally, I was to play
a different role,
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but I proved to be
a rather bulky bookmark.
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Tonight's little volume takes
us to exotic nearby Mexico,
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home of the tortilla,
the bullfight and
the 40-hour coffee break.
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It is called,
"The Diplomatic Corpse."
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Allow me.
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Desert.
That's all it is, desert.
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Nothing but sand and rocks
and a few wretched palm trees.
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Well, don't forget
the geraniums, Auntie.
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Chin up, darling.
We've only got
another week of it.
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Geraniums belong in pots,
not growing wild all over
the place like weeds.
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Well, after all, Auntie,
this is California.
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For the life of me, Janet,
I cannot understand
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why you would want
to leave England for this.
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It's easy, Auntie. This is
where my husband lives.
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Where are we now, Evan?
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We're just coming
to an old Spanish mission.
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It's very historic.
It's over 200 years old.
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Westminster Abbey
was consecrated in 1050.
That's over 900 years old.
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This style of architecture
was brought up from Mexico
by the Franciscan monks.
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Now admit it, Auntie.
It's a lovely old building.
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It's certainly an improvement
on those biscuit tins
that Evan builds.
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Evan is a modern architect
and a very good one, too.
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If that's what the people
of California want, they're
welcome to it, believe me,
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but for myself, I'm sure
that I shall prefer Mexico.
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How far is it, Evan?
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EVAN: Oh, Tijuana's
about 55 or 60 miles.
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Well, why don't we go there?
I think I should enjoy it.
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Well, it's out
of the question, Auntie.
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If you leave the country,
your visitor's permit
will be invalidated.
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Rubbish. We'll only be there
a few hours.
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What possible difference
can it make?
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Evan's right, Auntie.
They're awfully strict.
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Well, they wouldn't
let you back in the country.
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They'll let you in,
won't they?
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Yes, of course, but then...
Well, Evan was born here
and I'm a citizen now.
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All right, I'll be a citizen,
too, if they ask me.
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With your accent?
It won't work, Auntie.
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All right, I'll tell you
what we can do.
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We can drive up to the border
and look across, hmm?
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Oh, no. No, that's not
the same thing at all.
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I want to go to Mexico.
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I'm leaving next week,
and it's my only chance. Now,
come along. Let's get going.
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Where are you going, please?
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Just down to Tijuana
for some shopping.
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We'll be back in a few hours.
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Drive on.
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Thank you.
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Auntie, wake up.
We've got a surprise for you.
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You're in Mexico.
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Auntie, it's safe
to wake up now.
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What's wrong?
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The moment
I touched her hand...
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It's her heart.
Get the pills out of her bag.
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She's cold. All the time
we thought she was asleep...
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Well, get her
to a doctor, Evan. Hurry!
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It's too late. She's dead.
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You'd better give me
your coat, darling.
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Sorry I panicked, darling.
I went all to pieces.
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It's all right, darling.
Let's get you that drink.
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Do you speak English?
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Well, could you direct us
to a doctor?
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Sure. Dr. Gomez.
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Down the street,
big sign in front of house.
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Thanks. Here.
Keep the change.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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I don't want a strange doctor.
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We'll take Auntie home
to Dr. Elliot.
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It's just a formality, honey.
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He fills out
the death certificate,
that's all there is to it.
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Janet, I don't want
to sound callous about this,
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but I'm not gonna be
a hypocrite either.
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She was an old tyrant,
and we put up with her crazy
whims for only one reason.
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I suppose.
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Well, I am her niece,
her only relative,
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so there's no reason
why we should feel guilty.
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After all, we earned
anything we inherit.
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Nobody can say that we didn't.
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Exactly. How much do you say
the old girl was worth?
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Oh, Evan.
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In the neighborhood
of 30,000 pounds.
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And that's a very
exclusive neighborhood.
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(EVAN WHISTLING)
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Evan, the car's gone.
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Somebody's stolen it.
Well, we've got to call
the police.
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Yes. No!
Are you crazy?
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How are we going to explain
the fact that we smuggled
a corpse into Mexico?
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We've got to find Auntie.
How?
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Well, we'll get
someone we can trust.
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A lawyer, a private detective.
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You're worried,
you're troubled.
I can see that clearly.
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Of course, only the troubled
ones come to Tomas Salgado,
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but if I had met you
on the street,
I could have seen that.
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'Cause you see, we detectives,
we have to be students
of human nature.
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Just a little precaution.
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Yes, I am a specialist
in discreet investigations.
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By the way,
who recommended me?
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The bartender at that cantina.
I forget the name of it.
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Bartender? That's the El Toro.
Very nice. It has atmosphere.
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Now, your problem,
senor, senorita,
of a delicate nature, yes?
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No, my name is Evan Wallace
and this is my wife.
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Oh. Oh.
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I... I could see that
right away.
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Our car was stolen.
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We don't want
to embarrass anybody,
but we do want it back.
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Can you help us?
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Unquestionably.
May I have the circumstances?
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Certainly. It was taken
less than an hour ago
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from the front of the cantina,
the El Toro.
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It's a black '57 sedan.
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Black sedan.
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License number, N-L-K-7-6-6.
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5, darling.
7-6-5.
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7-6-5.
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And how long do you intend
to stay in Tijuana?
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We'll be leaving as soon
as we get our car back.
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And that's why
we came to you, Mr. Salgado.
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Well, we don't want to go
through a lot of red tape
and filling out reports
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and that sort of thing, and...
Well, you know what I mean.
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Oh.
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The car, she's hot, yes?
The car she is hot, no.
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(CHUCKLES)
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We didn't steal it.
It's registered in our name.
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Then there's no objection
to the police knowing.
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Certainly not.
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No, we just want
to avoid a lot
of official complication.
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There will be none of that.
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I guarantee you, you'll have
the car back within 24 hours.
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Where are you going to stay?
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Well, we...
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We aren't staying anywhere.
I guess we'll have
to stop at a hotel.
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In that case, may I recommend
The Bella Vista? Great charm.
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Thank you.
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What's your fee, Mr. Salgado?
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Let's see.
Now, you're in a great hurry,
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so I'll have to put every
available man on the case.
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That means
five times expenses,
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75, gratuities, 25,
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overtime five times.
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That will be 150 pesos.
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How much is that
in American money?
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Approximately...
Approximately $20.
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Well, all right.
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No, it's not all right. You
will kindly pay in advance.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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And please leave everything
up to Salgado.
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Now, don't worry, and enjoy
your stay in Tijuana.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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It's just like her! Why did
she have to die in Mexico?
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Why couldn't she die
in front of that monastery?
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Darling, would you stop pacing
and get some rest?
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You're not resting.
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I keep thinking
about poor Auntie.
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What about poor us?
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If Salgado finds the car, he's
sure to know about Auntie.
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And all we can do
is offer him money
to keep him quiet.
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How much have you got?
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I don't know.
About $15, I think.
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I've got about $50.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Who is it?
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MANUEL: Chief of Police,
Manuel Herrera.
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Mr. Evan Wallace?
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Yes. Yes, I'm Evan Wallace.
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May I come in, please?
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Yes.
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My wife.
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(MANUEL SPEAKING SPANISH)
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How do you do?
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Won't you sit down?
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You are the owner
of a '57 black sedan,
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California license
N-L-K-7-6-5?
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Yes.
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The car was stolen from you?
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The theft was not reported
to the police.
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No, I thought...
I intended to tomorrow.
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Instead, you retained the
services of one Tomas Salgado
to locate your car.
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Is this so?
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Yes, sir.
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A car answering your
description has been recovered
by the police department.
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You will come downstairs
with me and identify it.
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All right.
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May I get my coat?
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I'll wait.
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This is your car, Senor?
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Yes. Yeah, it's my car.
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Examine it, please.
Tell me if any damage
has been done to it.
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MANUEL: Anything missing,
Senor?
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No, no. No, no.
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No, there's nothing missing.
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Then I would suggest
that the next time you have
difficulty in Tijuana,
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you inform the police.
That is exactly what
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Tomas Salgado did,
after pocketing the money
you paid him.
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I'm sorry for the
inconvenience you have
been caused, Mr. Wallace.
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The car was taken merely
for a joy ride by a juvenile.
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Again, my apologies.
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I hope you will
come back to Tijuana.
Good night.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Somebody's taken her
out of the car.
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The police?
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No, it couldn't have been.
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They would have
said something,
probably arrested me.
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Evan, let's get out of here.
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Let's go home
as fast as we can.
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We can't. Without the body,
we can't prove she's dead.
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We won't get the money.
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We've got to find Auntie.
And that crook Salgado
is going to help us.
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Get in the car.
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(SNORING)
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I want a few words
with you, Salgado.
Yes.
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Oh, how nice you came
to say goodbye.
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I was afraid
I would not see you again.
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You mean you were afraid
you would.
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I do not understand.
Your trouble, she was resolved
satisfactorily, yes?
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It certainly wasn't.
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If we'd wanted the police
to find the car, we wouldn't
have needed you.
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You didn't do a thing
for the money we paid you.
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But the car, she was returned
in good order, yes?
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Yes.
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And within 24 hours, no?
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No thanks to you.
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With no inconveniences,
no forms to fill out,
no red tape?
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No.
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And yet he comes here
and he complains
he's not satisfied. Why?
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Well, there's more to it.
Aha!
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Can we talk here?
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(SHUSHING)
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If you don't raise your voice.
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Would you like a drink?
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No.
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Salgado, can we trust you?
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Trust me with your life.
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No police from now on.
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Of course.
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Well, the reason we came
down here was because
of my wife's aunt.
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She wanted to see Mexico.
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She was in the car
when it was stolen.
242
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:16,040
(EXCLAIMS) Kidnapping.
243
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,540
No.
244
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,870
At least, I don't think so.
245
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,440
You see, she's dead.
246
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,180
Murder.
247
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,050
No, no, nothing like that.
248
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,850
She died of a heart attack.
249
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,290
Before she was kidnapped?
250
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,550
Yes, of course.
251
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,620
She was dead
when we crossed the border.
252
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,630
Tell me, Senor.You can
depend on me. I'm a specialist
in discretion.
253
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,460
But why did you bring
a corpse into Mexico?
254
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,070
Mr. Salgado, we didn't know.
255
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,400
Well, we thought
she was asleep.
256
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,710
It wasn't until after we
crossed the border that we
discovered that she was dead.
257
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:57,080
Before we could locate
a doctor, the car was stolen.
258
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,420
And when the police
brought the car back,
the body was gone.
259
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:03,620
We simply have to
find it... Her.
260
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,660
It can be done.
For you, anything.
261
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:11,560
Of course,
it will be a little expensive.
262
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,760
How much is it gonna cost me?
263
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,830
Let's see.
264
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,470
Just tools of my trade.
265
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,510
Now never mind the estimate.
Just give me a flat price.
266
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,640
Flat price?
Three hundred pesos.
267
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,580
Now, I guarantee
results later.
268
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,780
All right.
269
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:38,820
But you'd better work fast.
270
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:43,060
If somebody else
finds that body,
I want my money back.
271
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:46,730
Then he would need it
for a defense attorney.
272
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:51,070
If I have to stay
in this room one more minute,
I'm gonna go raving mad.
273
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,300
I went off my rocker
an hour ago.
274
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:58,110
Have some tacos.
275
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,610
I'm not that hungry.
276
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,840
Coffee?
277
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,280
Good news.
278
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,760
(CHUCKLES)
279
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,730
Salgado, where have you been?
You've found Auntie?
280
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,670
I have located a man who knows
exactly where she is.
281
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,730
Who?
282
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,600
The thief.
283
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,470
Who else could have
removed the body?
284
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,670
Who else would know
where she's hidden?
285
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:36,310
Only one, the thief,
my friend, Rafael.
286
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,780
Well, why couldn't you think
of that this morning?
287
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:40,520
Where is he?
288
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,880
Unfortunately, he's in jail.
289
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,920
(SIGHS)
290
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,560
Can you get in to see him?
291
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,360
No, we have to get him out.
292
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,530
Why?
293
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,530
Why? Because freedom
will loosen his tongue.
294
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,670
You understand.
295
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,140
I'm afraid I do.
296
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,240
How much is it gonna cost me?
297
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:06,810
Flat price? $10.
298
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,110
If it's more, I'll pay it
out of my own pocket.
299
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,650
Well, that's darn nice of you,
considering I own
that pocket of yours.
300
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,280
That's funny.
301
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,250
(LAUGHING)
302
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,650
That's funny.
303
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,460
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
304
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,230
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
305
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,700
May I introduce
my little amigo,Rafael?
He's the thief.
306
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,070
Well, son, you're out of jail.
307
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,880
Now tell us
where you hid the body.
308
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,780
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
309
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,210
What did he say?
310
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,910
He says he speaks no English.
311
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,250
Well, you ask him.
312
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,920
I did ask him. He says
there was no body in the car.
She was empty.
313
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,820
He's lying.
He hid it someplace.
314
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,460
You make him
tell us the truth.
315
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,660
I believe
he's telling the truth.
316
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,840
I have it.
There are two thieves.
317
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:10,270
The one who meant to keep it,
and my little amigo
who just took her for a ride.
318
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,310
It doesn't make any sense,
does it, Evan?
319
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,040
My deductions
are always correct.
320
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,110
Now, if I were the thief,
what would I do?
321
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,780
I find a car
in front of the El Toro,
322
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,350
so I steal her and
I drive her away. I'm happy.
323
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:26,220
Until, caramba,
it contains a dead body.
324
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,390
Now, what if the police,
they catch me?
325
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,130
They think
I have murdered her.
326
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,290
I drive the car
into the alley.
I run and I run and I run.
327
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,870
Hours pass.
328
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:45,010
And then...
Then my little amigocomes
329
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,480
and he sees the car,
and she's beautiful.
330
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,680
Now it is a temptation.
He knows it's wrong,
331
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:54,620
but he's young
and he takes her for a ride.
332
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,520
You see?
My deductions are correct.
333
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:59,150
The mystery, she is solved.
334
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,890
Fine, fine. Now tell us
where the body is.
335
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,460
The body?
I don't know everything.
336
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:13,540
After we pay the hotel bill,
we'll have exactly $22.
337
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:20,110
All we can do now
is go home without the body
and make up some story.
338
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,280
And give up our inheritance?
339
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:25,310
Well, we could
report it to the police,
but it'll sound kinda fishy.
340
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,580
Why did we wait
so long to report it?
341
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,080
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
342
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,090
Police.
343
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,990
Good news.
344
00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,460
What do you want?
345
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:43,570
I'm exhausted.
I'm completely exhausted.
346
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,340
From what?
347
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:49,600
"From what"?
348
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,340
From thinking.
Now let me try to explain.
349
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,580
You see, all Mexicans
are very religious people,
350
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:03,120
and for any Mexican
to deny the final rite
to a departed soul,
351
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:06,250
it's unthinkable.
352
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,890
Now based on this fact,
353
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,690
my brilliant deduction led me
to investigate the alley
354
00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:15,430
where Rafael found
your abandoned car.
355
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,200
You know where?
356
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,970
Where?
357
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,740
In front of a funeral home.
358
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,340
You mean the body
is there now?
359
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,440
You're positive?
360
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,810
Positive.
361
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,350
Oh, thank heaven.
362
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,450
Evan, how are we gonna
get it across the border?
363
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,520
Well, we can't
smuggle her across.
364
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,630
Oh, no, no, no.
365
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:48,400
You see,
there's no death certificate
and no identification,
366
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:52,100
so you'll have to leave
the necessary arrangements
up to me.
367
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,370
Of course,
there will be a slight fee.
368
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,810
Now look, I've only got $22.
369
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,410
That's the price.
370
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,510
Not enough,
but I'll pay for the rest.
371
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,880
I know,
out of your own pocket.
372
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:06,280
Don't let that worry you.
373
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:14,290
Evan, they're searching
the hearse.
374
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,570
How much did you say
we'll inherit?
375
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,640
Over 30,000 pounds.
376
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,880
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
377
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,090
You don't think there's
gonna be an inquest?
378
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,090
Certainly not.
379
00:23:53,090 --> 00:23:55,560
Dr. Elliot knows
she had a bad heart.
380
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,470
He'll just examine the body
and make out a certificate.
381
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,800
DR. ELLIOT: Evan,
will you come in, please?
382
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,500
Of course.
383
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:08,880
Doctor, there's nothing wrong,
is there?
384
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:10,850
You have no doubt
that it was a natural death?
385
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,720
No, death was due
to natural causes, but...
386
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:21,860
EVAN: We'll have to go
back to Mexico.
387
00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:24,330
I'm gonna murder
that crook Salgado!
388
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:40,080
Oh, well, what can you expect
from people who go out in
the noonday sun?
389
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,080
This, of course, was not
the end of our travelogue.
390
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,510
The Wallaces eventually
recovered Mrs. Tait's body,
391
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:49,380
but this only led to
another dilemma.
392
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:54,290
Mrs. Tait had always scorned
the beauties of burial
in Southern California.
393
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,530
Nor could they afford
to ship her back to England.
394
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,060
So they did
the next best thing
and had her buried at sea.
395
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,030
(GROANS)
396
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:08,540
By the way, you probably think
I'm Alfred Hitchcock.
397
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:15,640
He is Alfred. I am Omega.
Good night.
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