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♪
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NARRATOR:
Now, I'm not here to tell you
about some magical story
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with dungeons and dragons
and shit.
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♪
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I'm here to tell you about the
story of two brothers.
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Two big-ass brothers,
to say the least.
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But I'll warn you, this ain't
your average tale.
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It revolves around a lot of
weird-ass characters.
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I don't want to give away all
the specifics or anything,
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but trust me...
it's real all right.
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Let's take it from
the beginning, shall we?
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♪
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MAN:
I received a new order, sir.
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This time, from out of
the country.
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Where?!
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America!
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Ooh! Inform them of our near
fashion breakthrough!
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It is inevitable
for rest of world,
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want to look like us.
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You are quite right
about that.
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First, the compass.
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Then, gunpowder.
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Chopsticks! Mathematics!
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Now, this!
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[Laughing]
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It's complete!
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It's complete!
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What shall we name
the new design?
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Well...
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in dedication to white culture
in America,
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we shall name it "White T."
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[Laughing]
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White T?
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Yes. I believe that will
translate just fine.
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It's so
beautiful.Shut up.
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♪ Always keep a fresh
white T on me ♪
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♪ White T, white T
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♪ You know that I'm fly
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♪ You know that I'm fresh
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♪ In my new white T
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♪ I know I'm rockin'
with the best ♪
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♪ You know that I'm fly
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♪ You know that I'm fresh
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♪ In my new white T
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♪ I know I'm steppin'
on the rest ♪
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♪ Bitch, I'm in
a brand new white T ♪
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♪ Every day I'm in
a brand new white T ♪
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♪ White T, white T
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♪ Roll hard in my white T
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♪ Yeah, keep a G on
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♪ White T, white T
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♪ Yeah, keep a G
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♪ White T, white T, white T
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White Ts, well, they're usually
just undershirts...
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before the most legendary
rapper in the game,
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Real Deal, ever wore one.
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Since Real Deal lent his name
to the fashion game,
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the white T has never-- I mean,
never, been the same.
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[Speaking Chinese]
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RADIO HOST:
93.7, your #1 station for
hip-hop and R&B.
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Fatman and Scoophead.
Hey, people, don't forget,
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Real Deal has put a golden tag
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inside of one of the signature
Big Deal T-shirts,
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from his new clothing line.
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Now, if you get the golden tag,
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you get to perform with
Real Deal at the Roxy.
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You wanna be in the mix?
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You gotta buy the Real Deal
T-shirts,
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find the golden tag, and you...
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[Sleepy muttering]
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Extra bitches....
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Make some money on 'em...
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[Rumbling]
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What?
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Shit, I know that's not
what I think it is.
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Oh!
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Yo, Herb! Yo, Herb!
Earthquake, man!
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[Pop music playing]
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Ya fat bitch.
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Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about.
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Man, what the hell
you in here doing,
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sweating like a piece
of meatloaf?
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Man, shut up, fool. I'm getting
ready for the day, baby.
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What you think? Man, come on.
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I think head's hurting. You got
the whole damn house rumbling.
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Got me thinking about an
earthquake.
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You in here making a Herb-quake.
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Man, shut up, man. Look, I know
you know what today is, man.
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Hey, it might not hurt for you
to get in a few reps, you know?
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I already put up 15 of 'em.
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15? Sound to me like you
miscalculating this situation.
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See, you breakin'
into my beauty sleep.
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Beauty sleep? Man, sleep that
long, it's called diabetic coma.
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Hey, but look. Check this out.
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You know I stopped by
Pressy Press Perm
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on the way home
last night, right?
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Okay, okay.
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Feel that right there?
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I see you got it all
dry-cleaned. Looking fresh.
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Hey, that's the cholo press
right there. And I used starch.
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Oh, I like that.
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Hey, stepping into
the game, bro.
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What you need to do
is one-step it to the tub,
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'cause you over here,
smelling burnt biscuit.
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Hey, man, you know I ain't had
no breakfast yet, bro.
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Hey, I'm just telling you, dog.
I'm just keeping it real.
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But, hey, I know
one thing, though.
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We better win this 1500 today,
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or else we're gonna be out on
the street, biscuit boy.
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NARRATOR:
K-Dawg.
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K-Dizzle.
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Those are the stage names
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of the meanest wannabe rapper
in all of LA.
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And this is the very place
in which he lives.
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Dawson's Condo. This is Habu.
How may I help you?
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Any mail, Ragu?
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I want to speak to K-Dawg,
calling from China.
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Very important.
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There you are, Mr. Cocksworth.
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Thank you, Ragu.
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Ragu, it's "Bodsworth."
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Mr. Bodsworth.
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I'm very sorry,
Mr. Cocksworth.
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Have a blessed day, Ragu.
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Fucking scrape the dry shit from
your fucking ass
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before I call you Bodsworth.
Fuck, I'll put my car radio
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up your stinky fucking wrinkled
asshole, okay?
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Oh, hi-- Hello. How can I help?
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K-Dawg. K-- Kevin.
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Oh, my god, give me
a big, black cock,
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and I'll be a happy puppy.
You can piss in my--
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Hello?
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Oh!
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Sorry. I'm gonna connect you
right now.
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Hey! Noodle-ass! It's "Hello"!
Go back to China
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and suck your wife's stinky
fucking slime pussy, okay,
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until you learn your
fucking language.
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This is fucking America!
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My god, look what the fuck I'm
dealing with.
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Stay in your fucking country
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until you learn to speak
like me, okay?
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Fuck you people, man.
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Oh, boy, I have--
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Now I wish I was
a fucking terrorist.
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[Phone ringing]
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K-DAWG:
Answer the damn phone, Tonesha.
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Why you lookin' at me like that?
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I got some homies
from the East Coast
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calling about some
important thread.
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K-Dawg Enterprises.
This Tonesha.
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[Speaking foreign language]
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Yo, Kevin! It's some foreigner
on the phone.
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Puerto Rican or Jewish?
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Jewish?
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You wanna take the call
or what?
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K-Dawg.
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Ah, Kevin
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Your package will be delivered
tomorrow Inglewood Mall.
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Mall.
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At 10:00 a.m.
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Numbers.
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UPC 00678942.
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Size 7X.
7X.
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As you requested.
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That's right.
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Very good.
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Cool. Damn!
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I mean, if I ain't
famous enough already,
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I'm about to be
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the most famous thug, K-Dizzle!
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HENRY:
Hey, I don't know, Dawg. That's
a lot of competition here.
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You see that dude's face
up there?
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Man, forget him.
Hey, you know what?
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Damn, dog, I think
I left my inhaler, man.
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Got you right here.
Don't even trip, bro.
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Man, good luck.
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You know what happened last time
I forgot my inhaler.
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I was looking like Superman
after he fell off that horse.
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Hey, all I know
is we gotta fly high today,
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so make sure you hit that shit,
Clark Kent.
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Fo' sho'. Fo' sho'.
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Man, there's a bunch of
people up there.
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Yeah, it is, man.
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Hold on! Isn't that Raekwon
up there?
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Hey! Hey, Raekwon!
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Man, don't wave at him.
Put your hands down, man!
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What's up, baby?
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What up, boy?
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Come on up here, man.
I got you.
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Come on, skip that line.
I got you, though.
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What up, dog?
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What he do?
What he do, man?
You know.
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Good to see you, big homes.
What's up, man?
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Nah, bro.
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Oh, that's how it is?Yeah.
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I don't know what y'all
are doing here,
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but I figured I'd give this
thing a go.
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Got a little time, waiting for
the old lady, you dig?
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Been giving you grief, huh?
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Well, you know,
she is a handful.
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But you should know that,
right, Herbert?
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[Laughing]
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That shit ain't even funny, bro.
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That's right... you dating
Herbert's ex.
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Man, what is her name?
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BOTH:
Sheheda.
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That's a fine piece of woman you
done turned down there, boy.
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She do this thing with her
tongue, man, just--
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Ahh, like a salamander.
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Crazy, man.
For real?
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Oh, man, girl got ass for days,
brother. All day!
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Dog, hold on, you act like I'm
not right here, homie.
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It doesn't matter. She had to
come see a real man.
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Real man? You got on a real
little suit.
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What is that, the first
zoot suit, man?
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What? Man, you don't see these
shoes right here?
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Shoes match with the suit,
match with the vest.
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I got real silver on there.
Real nickel-plated silver.
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That ain't nothing but some damn
polished chrome.
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I know you not talking.
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You got a grown man airbrushed
across your titties, man.
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Whatever, Terrence J.
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I don't even watch that show,
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and if I do, it's for the
Spanish girl.
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Get out of here!
I'm next in line!
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Back up! Excuse me! I've been
waiting here all day!
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Yo, look at this dude.
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♪ That's why this stuff
never gets crackin' ♪
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♪ Got two fat girls in the back
of my Chevy, snackin' ♪
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The hell are you talking 'bout?
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♪ I love them girls
that's full of cream ♪
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♪ I can't do nothing,
livin' American dream ♪
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♪ Without cheese, in the water,
fishing for the hook ♪
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Stop!
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Please!
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That's good.
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Hey, I gotta get me
a curl like that.
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That was horrible.
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Wow, terrible.
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That's the Hollywood talk?
That's just good? Okay, cool.
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Yeah. Yeah, keep on talking.
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Don't follow your dreams.
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As a matter of fact,
just give up now.
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Bring it.
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You may be able to, one day,
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enrol in a local ITT Tech
school,
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get yourself a fat, white wife,
a two-bedroom apartment
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00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,846
where you can raise your
six children together.
252
00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,067
Is that-- I always wanted
a fat, white bitch.
253
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,198
Next.
254
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,984
Is that some more?
255
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,030
You got something to say,
little black boy?
256
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,816
Let it be known, I need a motor
home, a private jet--
257
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,557
Come on... Security!
258
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,299
Let me talk to my friends.
259
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,432
You gonna go to work?
260
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,614
Gah!
261
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,055
Fine, I'll just handle
this myself.
262
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,840
All right, listen here...
263
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,580
get off my stage!
264
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,064
Get off of what?
265
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,762
Just a minute, big,
freakin' gorilla!
266
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,420
That fool slapped me.
267
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:53,207
Now I better win this contest,
or everybody's gonna die! Argh!
268
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:57,602
[Yelling]
269
00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,170
Put them down...
270
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,606
Tiny!
271
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,000
Don't call-- Don't call--
Wait!
272
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,568
You know why they call him Tiny?
273
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,178
Don't tell nobody that, baby!
That's between me and you!
274
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,702
'Cause he has a one-inch little
rapper in his pants.
275
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,878
What are you talking 'bout?
276
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,140
Don't-- That's our secret.
277
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,141
You remember these?
278
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,533
Ha! She got the tweezers.
279
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,753
Get your punk-ass out of here.
280
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,407
Oh, he got
a wig!
A wig!
281
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,365
Get off my stage.
282
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,151
This is not
"Compton's Got Talent."
283
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:28,111
I'm looking for some real
performances.
284
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,721
Please.
285
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,419
Who's next?
286
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,943
Oh, that'll be us right here.
Come on, baby. Let's do it.
287
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,603
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
288
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,909
Gimme that. Gimme that.
289
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,345
Yo, DJ...
290
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,694
Let me guess, you must be the
two fat girls
291
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,651
in the back of the Chevy,
snackin'?
292
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,652
What?
293
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,611
Ha!
294
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,491
♪ Woke up, quick,
at around 1:00 ♪
295
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,450
♪ Got clean got fresh,
then my day begun ♪
296
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,409
♪ Fresh white T,
and it came with a deal tag ♪
297
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,889
♪ Put my money on the counter
298
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,804
♪ Threw the shirts up in a bag
299
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,024
♪ Yeah, threw the shirts up
in a bag ♪
300
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,156
♪ Fresh white T, and it
came with a deal tag ♪
301
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,550
♪ Yeah, threw the shirts up
in a bag ♪
302
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,508
♪ Fresh white T, oh
303
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,945
♪ Thousand dollar G
304
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,250
♪ Clean in my white T
305
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,818
♪ Gotta get it in,
clean in my white T ♪
306
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,081
♪ Ill, clean in my white T
307
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,258
♪ Gotta get it in,
clean in my white T ♪
308
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,564
♪ Clean in my white T
309
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,957
♪ Clean in my
white T ♪
310
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,481
♪ Clean in my-- clean in my
white T-- white T ♪
311
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,830
♪ Clean in my white T
312
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,223
♪ Clean in my
white T ♪
313
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,486
♪ Clean in my-- clean in my
white T-- white T ♪
314
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,053
♪ I'm RD
315
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,489
♪ You know the name
316
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,926
♪ Real Deal for you sucka,
that's lame ♪
317
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,797
♪ I'm on the mike, and I'm about
to change the game ♪
318
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,539
♪ I'm getting blow,
riding high in my plane ♪
319
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,150
♪ I gotta show, though
320
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,934
♪ But I don't know, dough
321
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,762
♪ It's ain't poppin' if I don't
get my dough, bro ♪
322
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,199
♪ Yeah, RD in this bitch
323
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:59,202
♪ Real Deal closin' and it's
fresher than the mint ♪
324
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,204
♪ Yeah, and that's
real money spent ♪
325
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,511
♪ Put a stamp on that shit,
like the US Mint ♪
326
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,992
♪ $2 chains, I'm the
freshest in the game ♪
327
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,689
♪ You know the deal
328
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,430
♪ All the girls know my name
329
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,519
♪ Hundred thousand dollar cars,
never spend a dollar more ♪
330
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,042
♪ You see the smoke
331
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:13,825
♪ You know exactly
who the hell we are ♪
332
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,088
♪ You see the smoke
333
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,480
♪ You know exactly
who the hell we are ♪
334
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,786
♪ You see the smoke
335
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,396
♪ You know exactly
who the hell we are ♪
336
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,963
♪ Clean in my white T
337
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,313
♪ Gotta get it in,
clean in my white T ♪
338
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,663
♪ Ill, clean in my white T
339
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,578
♪ Gotta get it in
340
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,971
♪ White T, white T
341
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,190
♪ Clean in my white T
342
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,626
♪ Clean in my
white T ♪
343
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,933
♪ Clean in my-- clean in my
white T-- white T ♪
344
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,238
♪ Clean in my white T
345
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,674
♪ Clean in my
white T ♪
346
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,242
♪ Clean in my-- clean in my
white T-- white T ♪
347
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,201
All right, yes!
348
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,290
[Clapping]
349
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,554
[Panting]Whew!
350
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,599
Uh, should I call an ambulance,
351
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,905
or just order a pizza?
352
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,906
[Laughing]
Pepperoni.
353
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,735
Yeah, a pizza.
354
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,303
Uh, so, listen, do you guys have
any original material?
355
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,392
Yeah.
356
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,611
I'd love to hear it, but I'm
afraid it may kill you.
357
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,570
So, look, you're in,
but for god's sakes,
358
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,659
get some new clothes
for tonight, huh?
359
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:09,055
I can smell the meatloaf musk
up those things from here?
360
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,622
Damn, man, that's
what I was saying.
361
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,363
So we made it?
362
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,017
Well, as long as you don't die
from diabetes
363
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,585
between now and then,
yes, you made it.
364
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,282
[Cheering]
365
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,892
Who's next?
366
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,416
Thank you!
367
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,027
See you guys in Hollywood.
Love y'all.
368
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,292
HERBERT:
Told you we was
gonna kill it.
369
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,599
HENRY:
Hey, you already know how we do,
baby. Herbert and Henry.
370
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,122
Fo' sho', fo' sho'.
371
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,515
You ready?
372
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,559
Let's go, man!
373
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,300
[Engine struggling]
374
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,476
Damn, you know my battery
be dying. Hold on.
375
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,352
K-DAWG:
I want to be in an out of this
mall quick, sugar muffin.
376
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,354
And what the hell
were you just saying?
377
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:51,445
MEGAN:
So, anyway, this chick comes
walking up on me, frontin',
378
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,448
and I'm like, "Yo, it as about
to go down at The Maury Show."
379
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,016
So after I tap that ass,
380
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,322
Maury tells me I'm never allowed
back on the show,
381
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,108
and so I say, "Fuck you, Maury.
Fuck you and your show,
382
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,806
because your ratings are weak
this year anyway."
383
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,025
He didn't like that much.
384
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,419
No. Damn.
385
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:13,249
Would you get a look
at these two dudes?
386
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,816
Them boys must be representing
the suffering
387
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,818
from gout campaign.
388
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,081
[Speaking foreign language]
389
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,911
What? I said
"suffering from gout."
390
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,566
Baby, I don't know
what that means.
391
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,176
Gout?
392
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,004
Let's go.
Figure it out.
393
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:36,620
Hoo-ey! Damn!
394
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,319
Man, how she fit all that in
them little panties?
395
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,103
She making me foam
at the mouth, dog.
396
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,192
Man, I know that's right, man.
397
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,585
See, that's what I'm talking
about, dog.
398
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,108
We get this concert
gig tonight, dog,
399
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,415
we gonna get the goods
just like that, bro.
400
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,765
What?
401
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,288
Man, I ain't trying
to wear no panties.
402
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,029
I'm talking 'bout
the girl, fool.
403
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,771
Oh! Right, right!
404
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,860
Hey, so we getting them Ts
or what?
405
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,340
That's what we here for.
406
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,993
You know that.
407
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,779
Man, where you wanna go first?
408
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,302
BOTH:
Ray-Ray's.
409
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,136
MAN:
My friend, no! DVD, this is
going to go away tomorrow.
410
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,138
Blu-Ray, who wants this?
411
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,401
It's the VHS, my friend.
This is why--
412
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:26,148
♪
413
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:30,631
Inglewood Volcano
in the facilities!
414
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,462
Look at this guy!
415
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,508
Come on, bud.
416
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,076
That's worth money.
That's worth money.
417
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,948
HERBERT AND HENRY:
Andy! Andy!
418
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,820
What are you doing back here?
419
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,648
Hey, yo, Andy!
420
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,432
Hey, Andy!
421
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,956
Hey, yo, Andy, where you at,
man? Come on!
422
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,523
Hey, I'm about to steal
something!
423
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,265
Better bring your "Ja-fake-can"
ass out here!
424
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,266
[Coughing]
425
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,267
Sup, man?
426
00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,399
Hey, man.
427
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,096
There you go right there.
428
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,532
It's my two favourite regulars
right there. How you guys doing?
429
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,230
What up, killa?
430
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,753
What up, big boy?
431
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:06,754
Just kickin' it, you know.
432
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:07,798
Okay, okay.
433
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,191
Getting ready for my break.
434
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,367
You smokin' that skunk, huh?
435
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,153
Stoners are boners, bro.
436
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,725
Shit, girl.
What's up, blood?
437
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:25,120
What's up, player?
Damn, you want an autograph?
438
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,295
WOMAN:Hey!
439
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,383
The kid wants an autograph.
440
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,124
[Shouting]
441
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,213
Shit, don't you know who I am?
442
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,562
I do not care who you are.
443
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,217
We're sorry, ma'am.
444
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,871
We're trying to complement
our good looks
445
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,308
with some of that Robert De Niro
shit, you know what I'm saying?
446
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,832
Yeah, you know, but without the
arrogance, of course.
447
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,791
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
448
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,794
You want something that says,
"I'm rich, but I'm cool enough
449
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,405
to still kick it with
the common folk."
450
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,625
Exactly, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
451
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,322
But more something like--
Let's say, like--
452
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,542
If I spend six bucks, I want
people to think that I spend,
453
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,979
like, 80 dollars on that shit,
you know what I'm saying?
454
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,199
Man, I don't think we actually
455
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,809
have your size in stock
right now, man.
456
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,245
Come on!
457
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,768
Oh! Andy!
458
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,683
It's not on me!
459
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:07,771
There's a delivery guy that's
gotta come by with a box.
460
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,165
Killing us right now.
461
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,862
Well, there's a box
on the truck,
462
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,953
and it's gotta drive here,
and then it's gotta park--
463
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:19,130
MAN:
...if you think I get what I'm
saying. Come on, bro.
464
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:23,570
You know I have the best video
equipment in all of Glendale.
465
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,835
Sign.
466
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,011
Please, sign, hurry.
467
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,970
Y'ello, bye.
468
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,798
You gonna let this dude talk to
you like that, man?
469
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,931
He already did, man.
470
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,672
Come on, Andy.
471
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,282
So what's up, man?
Is those the shirts or what?
472
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,979
What?
473
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:42,980
Man, the boxes behind you.
474
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
475
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,810
Damn!
476
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,595
HERBERT:
Know your memory ain't that bad.
477
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,772
HENRY:
I know you been smoking
on that skizz-unk.
478
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,469
Killing us right now, man.
Jesus!
479
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,254
Come on, Andy.
480
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,865
Got two 7Xs right here
for you guys.
481
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,301
Hey, we gonna be real fresh
482
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,781
at Yachts and Yatties
tonight, baby.
483
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,565
You guys got a show tonight?
484
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,045
Yeah, man!
485
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:04,872
So we owe you, man. How much?
486
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,961
Uh, 12 bucks.
487
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,269
BOTH:
$12?!
488
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,835
[Whispering]
489
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:12,836
I don't know
what you got...
490
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,055
Man, I got like four dimes.
491
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,274
Okay, well,
don't worry about it.
492
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,797
No more beef jerkies.
493
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,320
All right, all right.
494
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,669
Throw in a little something
extra too.
495
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,758
Get you some more of that
sticky-icky, please.
496
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,020
Yeah, I know how you
like to do, Andy.
497
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,413
Get you some of that skunk.
498
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,067
I don't even know what
you're talking about.
499
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,329
All right, man.
500
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,591
ANDY:
All right, thanks, man.
501
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:32,421
Fo' sho', fo' sho'.
502
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:35,511
Man, I'm going
hunting tonight, boy.
503
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,255
That shit making me hungry.
504
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,954
I just wanna put my belly
on your back.
505
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,434
Hey, you ever smash my rhino?
506
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:48,872
♪ Oh, whee, big and hot.
Oh, whee, big and hot ♪
507
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,311
Megan! What the hell?
508
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,096
I know I'm a big dude, but I'm
just trying to ease on in there.
509
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,967
Bounce, player.
510
00:21:57,011 --> 00:22:00,623
Come on, let's go.
511
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,146
Mm! That's just special.
That's special.
512
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,064
'Sup, homie?
513
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,457
Oh, hey, what's up?
514
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,285
What up,
playa?
I don't know.
515
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,114
We looking for the newest
Real Deal white T-shirt, man.
516
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:14,550
Oh, yeah, we didn't have those
for a while,
517
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,160
and then they came in
later today.
518
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,641
Yeah, yeah.
Where they at?
519
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:21,470
We looking for the 7Xs in the
box with that code.
520
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,298
Now, find it, squeak.
521
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,213
That's a lot of numbers.
522
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,041
We don't got all day, white boy.
Come on.
523
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,614
Come on, baby.
524
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,529
Anything?
525
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:39,532
No, man, there's nothing.
We're fresh out.
526
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:41,272
What? Who bought 'em?
527
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:42,622
Two black guys.
528
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:43,840
What'd they look like?
529
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:47,366
Two black guys.
530
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,932
Where did they go?
531
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,108
A show for boats...
and yachting...
532
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,936
Oh, Yachts and Yatties?
533
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,155
Yachts and Yatties.
534
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,244
Damn, my contest is tonight.
535
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,288
Good job.
536
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:09,605
So dark up in here, dog.
Why is the lights off?
537
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:10,606
[Snap]
538
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:14,131
Good afternoon, muchachos.
539
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,569
Senoritas. How you doing?
540
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,309
Buenos dias.
541
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,789
What you doing here, Anthony?
542
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,530
Yeah, and how the hell
you turn the lights on
543
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,097
with that big ass tub of
cheese puffs in your hand.
544
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,665
Hey! When I talk, you no talk.
545
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:30,278
Here are the rules.
I... run this place here.
546
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,366
I'm what they call the
"mahenyer."
547
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,541
The what?
548
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,369
"Ma-hen-yer."
549
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,588
The-- oh! The manager!
550
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,372
Si.
551
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,680
I didn't know what the hell
he was saying.
552
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,508
I talking!
553
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,466
Let's get the rules together,
okay?
554
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,902
When I talk, you no talk.
555
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,077
Okay.
No talk!
556
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,078
Como--
557
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,079
Aye!
But--
558
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,080
I talk.
Si.
559
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:51,081
No talk.
Okay.
560
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,082
But you stopped talking.
561
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,083
You!
But--
562
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:55,216
Aye!
But--
563
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:03,877
The, um... rent?
564
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,183
Cinco days late.
565
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:09,317
Oh, that! Yeah, man, we mailed
that the other day!
566
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,623
Yeah, we sent it in, bro.
567
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:16,803
No. How you send it?
By, uh... pollo?
568
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,500
No, we sent it by el burro.
569
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,850
Yeah, man, don't even trip.
570
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,070
That burro gonna get it to you
next week. Don't even worry.
571
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,680
You gonna be good.
572
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,117
You know what my father told me
long time ago?
573
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:31,600
HERBERT:
That your shirt was too tight.
574
00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,384
Do it again.
575
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,517
Don't worry. You're gonna get
your rent in a couple of days.
576
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,301
Everything gonna be all right.
577
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,651
'Cause we got this
big show tonight.
578
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,217
We about to make
a gag of money, dude.
579
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,219
We can pay this month, and next
month at the same time.
580
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,395
Get you your Fast Ex early.
581
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,615
You can go to the strip club,
hit the market... buy beans.
582
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:47,921
You know what I'm saying?
Get some hot sauce.
583
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,139
Some motor oil.
584
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,011
You can go to Tijuana.
585
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,534
You can see mama, papa.
586
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:55,058
Little hats, some boots,
some belt buckles.
587
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,190
You gonna be straight, man.
588
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,802
Here's the problem
with that, okay?
589
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,283
All the black guys are
gonna be rappers, and go,
590
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:06,200
"I shoot the guy, bang-bang!
I shoot the guy five times!"
591
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,158
Why you hatin' on us, dog?
We about to be huge, homie!
592
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,291
You already fuckin' huge.
593
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,422
You the same size as me!
594
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:14,991
[Yelling]
595
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,777
Down to business, okay?
596
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:24,740
Tomorrow, I will come here,
and collect rent.
597
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,046
Okay.
598
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:29,658
Tomorrow means mañana.
599
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:32,792
You have 11 hours.
600
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:35,359
Or 22...
601
00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:38,972
Something like that. You know.
I just need it tomorrow, okay?
602
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,887
And when I come here,
I want my money.
603
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,151
No excuses.
604
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:47,241
HERBERT:
I don't even think you
Mexican anyway.
605
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,243
HENRY:
You ain't jumped over
no fences in your life.
606
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:52,333
Been across no freeways--
607
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,814
I get the money for the rent.
608
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:57,730
You just gonna walk out of here
with our cheese puffs?
609
00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:01,298
How you just gonna leave our
apartment with our cheese puffs?
610
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,954
I told you, you gotta rub that
stuff with some Bactine.
611
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:09,393
Look, I gotta go. Duty calls,
honey-bunny.
612
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,135
What you got for me?
613
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,311
You're looking at the Real Deal
T-shirt contest winners there.
614
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:18,098
Jesus H. Christ.
615
00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:20,579
Store clerk was supposed to
gather together the signatures,
616
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,884
but he was stoned.
617
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:25,409
Fucking hippies.
618
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,672
I got this.
619
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,065
Ain't your test next Tuesday?
620
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:32,329
Yeah. Time for me to leave the
old commission behind.
621
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,985
Take my ranks with the LAPD.
622
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,639
Ain't it the fifth time
you took this thing?
623
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:41,208
I like to think this one is the
actual real test,
624
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,645
which I plan on wiping
my ass with.
625
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,647
Finally start carrying a gun!
626
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,954
Rodomski, you gotta be
as worthless
627
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:50,957
as an asshole on my forehead,
I'll tell ya.
628
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,525
Yeah, uh, Mel, by the way...
629
00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:56,310
Nice shirt.
630
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:58,834
You let me know when Hot Topic
is having another sale.
631
00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:02,490
You know what these four symbols
stand for?
632
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:06,015
"Black man from the waist down."
633
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,800
I'm out of here, pucker-butt.
634
00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:09,845
Have fun with the wife
and retarded kid.
635
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,676
♪ Tight jeans, gotta come
to the show, yeah ♪
636
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,852
♪ G-strings, make a nigga
wanna go, yeah ♪
637
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,941
♪ You came on me,
self-broke, no frills ♪
638
00:27:18,985 --> 00:27:21,291
♪ What you hesitate for,
let's go ♪
639
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:22,031
♪ Now let me hear you holler
640
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,293
♪ Be my daddy
641
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,164
♪ I wanna hear it, now
642
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,166
♪ Be my daddy
643
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,082
♪
644
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,083
♪ You let me hear you holler
645
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,345
♪ Be my daddy
646
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:32,389
♪ You know I really wanna
647
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,435
♪ Be my daddy
648
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,746
♪ Bring it back
649
00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:42,617
♪ Bring it back
650
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,445
♪ To the left
651
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,666
♪ To the right, now slide
652
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,624
Fake-ass drinks.
653
00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,330
KEVIN:
I know them fatties are
around here somewhere.
654
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,072
You see them dudes anywhere?
655
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,640
We're looking out
the same windshield, no?
656
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,990
This is Yachts and Yatties,
right?
657
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:09,775
MEGAN:
That's what it says
on the sign.
658
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,385
Man, good thing we got here
early, homie.
659
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,126
This place is poppin'!
660
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,344
I wasn't expecting this.
661
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,217
Yeah, short playa.
662
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,871
Go on, get up in there!
663
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,220
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hey,
man, what's this right here?
664
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,569
Oh, you like that, huh?
665
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,179
Left that on before we
left the house
666
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,572
That's that Real Deal
right there.
667
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:27,706
Boy, Real Deal be going all out
with the branding.
668
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,924
That's what I'm talking about.
669
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,492
Jesus! I can't ask you
a simple question
670
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:32,493
without you just
yap-yap-yapping away.
671
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:33,886
Man, you trippin', girl.
672
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:35,322
Well, maybe if you hadn't
messed up at the mall,
673
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:38,064
we wouldn't be scouting at a
club at 10:00 at night.
674
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:42,416
Oh! Sorry to inconvenience you
with the time schedule.
675
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,026
You're at a bangin' ass club
tonight, girl!
676
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:46,072
In a car.
677
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,987
Yeah? So?
678
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,467
I like the size difference.
You know what I'm saying?
679
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,035
One big one, one little one.
I'll take one medium one.
680
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,558
One medium more, you know?
681
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,647
I feel you, I feel you.
682
00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:01,435
So you definitely
a chicken tender man.
683
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,482
You know it!
684
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:08,485
I'm a chicken nugget man.
685
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:09,486
Right there.
686
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:12,620
[Laughing]
687
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:15,666
We should just go up there, get
the Ts, before they show up.
688
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,017
Oh, so we're actually gonna go
inside the club.
689
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,061
I thought you were just gonna
bang 'em upside the head
690
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:20,280
before they walked in.
691
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,543
Nah, I got a better plan.
692
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,198
Bam!
693
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:28,288
You gonna give 'em coke?
694
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,029
No, my hood kitten.
695
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,814
Did you just call me
"hood kitten"?
696
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:35,295
That right there's the
anti-coke.
697
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:36,687
That shit'll knock 'em on their
ass, faster than Muhammad Ali.
698
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,559
You just call me "hood kitten"?
699
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,343
Yeah, yeah.
700
00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:43,042
Let's get out this car,
and into that club,
701
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,348
before I break a nail
on your fat head.
702
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:48,308
I got 12,000 rhymes
in this fat head.
703
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:51,137
Damn!
704
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,316
Wait up!
705
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,274
Come on, hurry up.
706
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:05,629
I'm telling you, boy, there's
nothing like that fresh meat.
707
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:09,024
Yeah, well,
all I know is it's 10:10.
708
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:12,941
We gotta get our big asses in
there, so hurry up, bro.
709
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,117
Man, where you going?
710
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,771
I'm about to go eat these
chicken tenders in a dog house.
711
00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,878
It's crackin' like the
Source Awards in this bitch.
712
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,402
Hell, yeah! Make sure I got my
bulletproof vest on.
713
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,491
Hey, mama, where you going?
Over here.
714
00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:44,407
Hey, let put my reel in,
and just reel that ass in.
715
00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:46,496
Let me get down
on that sushi roll.
716
00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,497
[Glass shattering]
717
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,498
Oh, look at you, fucking up!
718
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:51,545
You fired.
Spicy tuna roll.
719
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:54,374
I love 'em!
720
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,376
Ah, damn.
What the heck, bro?
721
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:58,073
[Sobbing]
722
00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:00,380
My crotch!
723
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:03,862
Let me get two Long Islands.
724
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,865
I'll get those!
And a codswallop for me.
725
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:11,173
I didn't mean to spill
that drink on you.
726
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,087
You know what? It don't even
look that bad.
727
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,829
For real?
728
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,962
For real, man. You looking like
Fabio right now, bro.
729
00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:18,485
No. You're not just
saying that, are you?
730
00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:20,574
No, man.
731
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:23,707
I'm telling you, you gonna be
beating the ladies off
732
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,926
with that look, man.
You good.
733
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,536
[Laughing]
734
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:30,845
It's not the ladies I would like
to be beating off.
735
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,760
Get your hands off my brother.
736
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:35,894
I'm just being friendly.
Just being friendly.
737
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,765
Hey, cheers.
738
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,985
You gorgeous fellows,
here we go.
739
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,247
Salud!
740
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:45,468
Ha ha, well, well, well...
741
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,644
Look who decided to show up.
742
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,951
I was right, as always.
743
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,347
Damn, why don't you
go take care of that.
744
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,653
I got this. I know the deal.
745
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,612
Salud.
BOTH:Salud.
746
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,266
I said salud!
BOTH:Salud.
747
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,832
I said salud!
BOTH:Salud!
748
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:04,357
I said salud!
BOTH:Salud!
749
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,141
Drink up!
750
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:13,148
You know what, man?
You a cool dude, man.
751
00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:15,455
Hey, big boys.
752
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:20,329
Ooh! Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait... Damn!
753
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,678
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
754
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:22,549
Hey, you that girl
from the mall.
755
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,247
Exactly.
756
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,293
I saw you boys here, and I
wanted to come and say hi,
757
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:29,556
because I was a little rude,
earlier.
758
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,167
Ah, baby, don't even trip.
Man, I can forgive and forget.
759
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:35,214
No one told me it was two for
the price of one today.
760
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,434
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Time out! Hold on!
761
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,219
Who's selling two for one?
762
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,438
I ain't seen no buffet
in this motherfucker.
763
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:43,700
I need some brisket.
764
00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,833
I'm talking about you two.
765
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,139
BOTH:
Oh!
766
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:51,491
She talking about us, son!
767
00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:55,712
Two mysterious men in a place
like this makes a girl wonder.
768
00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,411
I don't know, but I do have to
say, I really like your gear.
769
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,674
Thank you.
770
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:05,157
This is very sexy on you. Can I
see the size you're wearing?
771
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,681
Real size. You know we be buying
them $80 tees, though.
772
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,813
This that freshness, right here.
773
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:12,686
So fresh, couldn't take the tag
out. Check it out!
774
00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:15,080
You like that, huh?
775
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:16,603
I like a man with money.
776
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,561
Especially one that
likes to spend it.
777
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:19,998
Tippers. Big tippers.
778
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,042
So how about you guys let me buy
you a drink?
779
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,739
Hell, yeah.
780
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,959
Hey, get that chick--
781
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,309
Three Georgia peaches, please?
782
00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,789
Where you from?
783
00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,444
One second.
784
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,967
Put it on my tab.
785
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,316
Ooh, now that's a Georgia peach.
786
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,928
I wonder if it's pink
all the way through.
787
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:42,020
Okay, let's make a toast.
788
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,065
A toast.
789
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,850
To successful
careers.
Okay.
790
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:49,766
Good looks, and long-lasting
relationships.
791
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,812
BOTH:
Already got that.
792
00:33:51,855 --> 00:33:53,770
Salud.
793
00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:59,907
That tastes like Sheheda.
794
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,735
All right, settle down.
Settle down.
795
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:04,868
Welcome to the eighth annual
796
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,523
Yachts and Yatties Rap Battle!
797
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,003
[Cheering]
798
00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:19,144
The winner of tonight's contest
is gonna take home $1500.
799
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:22,756
[Cheering]
800
00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:25,367
Yeah, yeah.
801
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:27,500
So you contestants head on back
to the green room.
802
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:29,545
We'll go over the rules.
The rest of you, drink up.
803
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:32,853
Got a lot of bills.
804
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:36,813
Well, I guess that's us, so...
don't move,
805
00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:38,163
'cause I'm gonna holler at you
after I get back offstage.
806
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,164
I'll be right here.
807
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,600
If you move,
I'm gonna tackle you.
808
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:41,340
I'll be right here.
809
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,907
All right.
810
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,866
Thanks for the drink.
811
00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,565
Easy, Sandusky!
812
00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:53,091
♪ Hear her say my name
813
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,962
♪ It's permission
814
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,181
♪ I told her switch the game
815
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:57,878
♪ The position
816
00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:00,750
♪ I'm cutting down like trees
up in the rainforest ♪
817
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:04,145
Excuse me, those big round guys.
818
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,669
Exquisite, aren't they?
819
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,193
Extraordinary.
820
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:11,761
Extraordinary. Big word
for a pretty girl.
821
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:14,721
Oh, great. Here you are. I've
been looking for you everywhere.
822
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,679
Man, we've been right here
all the time.
823
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:19,595
You are to be onstage in five.
Makeup with powder you down.
824
00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:22,468
Powder me down?
Homie, I don't need no powder.
825
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,905
Yeah, we threw on some of the
Gold Bond before we left.
826
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:28,256
Got some of that triple-action
relief. We ready.
827
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,432
Fo' sho'. What you think
this is? Our first concert?
828
00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:31,694
You got my inhaler, right?
829
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,609
Bam!
830
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:35,307
Gotta keep that heart
charged up.
831
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,702
Ugh, all right, listen,
I'm calling after you
832
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,139
to keep this thing moving,
moving, moving, okay?
833
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,096
Yeah.
834
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,450
Well?
835
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:51,453
I took care of it.
It's done.
836
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:53,194
Good. You don't wanna go back to
shopping at TJ Ross.
837
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:56,328
What a bunch of suckers
these guys are.
838
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,374
Did you fellas bring anything to
wear for the performance?
839
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,115
HERBERT:
Man, what you mean,
what we brung?
840
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,508
We got the Ts on
right now, baby.
841
00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:05,815
These the freshest thing out at
Ray-Ray's right now.
842
00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:07,643
[Speaking foreign language]
843
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,210
Are you kidding?
844
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:13,040
They look like Plain Jane
$6 T-shirts.
845
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:16,086
$6 Ts? Homie, we spent $80
on these, brah.
846
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:20,265
♪ The love we shared
847
00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:24,399
♪ Will never fade
848
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:27,402
♪ If you don't love
with all your heart ♪
849
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:29,448
♪ It slips away
850
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:51,252
Where in the hell
are these jackasses?
851
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:01,262
I ain't feeling too good,
right about now.
852
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:03,264
Man, you gotta go take
a shit too?
853
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,527
Damn...
854
00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:07,312
We gotta go perform, man.
855
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,531
I know!
856
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,577
Better clinch, dog.
Just clinch.
Okay.
857
00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,975
All looks good.
858
00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:21,848
I believe I have earned
a little me-time.
859
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:33,076
Oh, yeah, you dirty
little thing.
860
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,470
Are you ready?!
861
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:37,211
[Cheering]
862
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,697
Okay, put your hands together
for our first two contestants:
863
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:48,657
Herbert and Henry!
864
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:50,790
[Cheering]
865
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,197
Hey, hey, hey!
866
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:14,248
Hey, hey, hey!
867
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,425
Man, just kick that shit.
868
00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:20,210
[Beat playing]
869
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:23,518
Hear me... yeah...
870
00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:25,520
Hear me...
871
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:29,698
I get plenty...
872
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,004
Ribs and red beans.
873
00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:32,788
Ribs and red beans.
874
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,444
[Laughing]
875
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:40,187
♪ Jingling, langa-ling,
linga-lang ♪
876
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:46,236
[Audience laughing, gasping]
877
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:51,372
[Laughing]
878
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,766
Shit. They both had
heart attacks.
879
00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:03,993
Oddly enough, this is the same
position Lady Kim used
880
00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,213
to make it to the top.
881
00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:08,911
Is this a Lady Kim convention?
882
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:12,001
Get 'em off.
883
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:14,656
Let's hear it up, for the comic
stylings of Henry and Herbert.
884
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,224
[Cheering]
885
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,793
[Laughing]
886
00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:22,098
I love America.
887
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,623
Let's get some fresh air.
888
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:27,321
Our next performer
needs no introduction.
889
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:33,240
[Cheering]
890
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:48,081
[Cheering]
891
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,177
[Cheering]
892
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,142
Hey!
893
00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:08,057
What are you doing?
894
00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,756
You don't think you could loan
me a hooker's hand, do you?
895
00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:14,281
[Cheering]
896
00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:22,376
We're not interested in any
prostitution services, you know?
897
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,031
I'm just trying
to get them home.
898
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,728
[Electric buzzing]
899
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:27,947
Bam!
900
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,949
Perfect.
901
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:30,950
Straight, sugar dumplings?
902
00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,473
I'm good.
903
00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:33,779
All right,
let's bounce.
Pick 'em up.
904
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,041
Hey, excuse me, did I
hear you say something
905
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,564
about some prostitution
services?
906
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:38,087
Get out of here!
907
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:39,654
All right, baby, be cool,
be cool, baby.
908
00:40:51,884 --> 00:41:01,807
♪
909
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,472
[Flatulence]
910
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:16,996
RADIO:
93.7, Fatman and Scoop.
911
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,519
You gotta love that joint
right there.
912
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,347
I hope you're having
a real good morning, LA.
913
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,697
We been getting all kinds of
news about the concert tonight.
914
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,264
Now, you know it's
gonna be off the chain.
915
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,787
The real question is:
916
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:27,136
where is that white T
with the golden tag?
917
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,009
Man, get your big ass
up off me!
918
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,098
Whoever finds that golden tag
919
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,752
gets to perform with my man,
Real Deal, tonight!
920
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,536
Golden tag!?
921
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,712
BOTH:
Oh, shit!
922
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:39,888
You hear that?
923
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:42,935
Hell yeah, dog!
We about to be famous!
924
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:49,028
Dog, man, what the hell happened
to you clothes, brah?
925
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:57,689
You know what?
That's a damn good question.
926
00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:00,082
Dog, you need to get up and put
some clothes on, man. ASAP, bro.
927
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:01,867
It's happy! Look at it!
928
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:04,783
I can make it smile.
What you talking about?
929
00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,567
No, you looking like a sack of
potatoes, homie.
930
00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,656
What you talking about me?
931
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:13,400
Get your big ass up and get
dressed too! Shit.
932
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:16,316
Hey, boys! It's the "mahenyer."
933
00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:18,536
I'm coming to collect the rent.
934
00:42:24,106 --> 00:42:27,893
Man, I can't find that shirt
nowhere, brah.
935
00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:30,548
Well, I don't know what the hell
could've happened to it.
936
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,462
We was at the club...
937
00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:34,290
We met that dude
on his period...
938
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:39,905
No back-up. Just how I like it.
939
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:45,301
Now I can't remember much
past that. What about you?
940
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:47,173
I remember Megan.
941
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:48,870
What?
942
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:52,744
Dog, remember Megan? She was
looking good too, boy.
943
00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:56,225
Oh, that little light-skinned
chick with all that ass.
944
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,358
Yeah!
945
00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:03,276
[Laughing]
946
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:05,670
Hey, wait a minute!
947
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:09,456
You cannot change the locks on
the "mahenyer!"
948
00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:13,025
BOTH:
Shit!
949
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:15,157
LANDLORD:
Guys, guys, I know you're in
there. I can smell you eating.
950
00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:16,985
What the hell
we gonna do?
951
00:43:17,029 --> 00:43:18,944
Man, I don't know, man.
Just... if you be quiet,
952
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,641
maybe he'll think we're
gone or something.
953
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,991
I'm about to go hide
in my room.
954
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:27,953
Okay, guys. Stopping playing.
Stopping playing.
955
00:43:27,996 --> 00:43:30,129
Step on down from
that ledge, suspect.
956
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:35,613
Hey, my friend...
957
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:37,919
My friend, I think
you have the wrong guy.
958
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,315
Hey, man, who's that white dude?
959
00:43:42,358 --> 00:43:44,970
I don't know. You don't think
it's our neighbour, do you?
960
00:43:45,013 --> 00:43:46,711
Hell, no, man.
That fool white.
961
00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,408
The black guys.
962
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:49,714
Yes, the black guys.
963
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:51,019
What the hell are you?
Nigerian-Mexican?
964
00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:52,760
I am from San Diego.
965
00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:54,544
Part of them Tijuana gangs.
I heard about you!
966
00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:55,589
No, no, no, no.
967
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,243
Identify yourself, suspect.
968
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,637
I think he INS, man.
Look at his badge.
969
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,943
I am the "mahenyer."
970
00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,597
The "manaher"?
971
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:04,598
I am the "mahenyer."
972
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,947
On your knees!
973
00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:06,948
[Screaming]
974
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:09,255
[Laughing]
975
00:44:09,298 --> 00:44:11,779
Hands behind your head!
976
00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:15,087
I hope you're ready for some
ass-pounding action!
977
00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,699
What the hell's going on?
978
00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,397
I don't know.
Hey, you wanna go check it out?
979
00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:24,270
Yeah, Rodomski gets another one.
980
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:25,619
You got the wrong guys!
981
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:29,536
My eyes are stingy.
982
00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:32,713
It's sticky...
What is this?
983
00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:35,890
Don't tamper with that stuff.
It's state's evidence.
984
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:38,850
I feel so sticky back here.
985
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:41,853
Hey, you black guys!
You owe me rent!
986
00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:49,599
Man, we must've did some real
crazy shit last night, dude.
987
00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:52,341
Man, did you fart?
988
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:55,431
You must've did some real crazy
shit in your pants! Damn!
989
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,520
Hell no!
Man, what the hell?
990
00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:01,394
Dog, what the hell is that?
991
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:04,136
Man, what the hell is that?
992
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:05,833
I think it's a wolf!
993
00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:08,314
Man, how the hell
a wolf get in our house?
994
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:09,794
I don't know, man, but this is
some crazy shit, dude!
995
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,883
He got horns, man,
and everything.
996
00:45:11,926 --> 00:45:13,928
Ain't they supposed to be
dangerous, though?
997
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,495
I don't know!
998
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,671
You gotta come over here and pet
this thing, man.
999
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,586
Man, I ain't trying to pet that
thing! It probably got scabies!
1000
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,240
Man, this thing ain't
got no rabies, man.
1001
00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:24,722
It ain't foaming at the mouth or
nothing. What you talking about?
1002
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:27,202
Regardless of what it got, man,
we gotta steppin'.
1003
00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:29,030
All right, you bet. Come on,
let's roll, then, man.
1004
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:31,467
Bye, buddy.
1005
00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:33,121
Hold up, though, man.
1006
00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:34,819
What we gonna do about this
fur ball right here?
1007
00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:36,429
Man, I don't know.
I think he good.
1008
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,735
Just leave him some of them
cheese puffs or something, man.
1009
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,301
Let's go!
1010
00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:42,000
All right, but his wolf-ass
better not piss on my floor.
1011
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,833
Where's the car, dog?
1012
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,312
I don't know, man.
1013
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:53,446
You don't think we walked home
last night, did we?
1014
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,100
BOTH:
Shit!
1015
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:56,666
Yeah, right.
1016
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,494
My calves hurt walking down
those steps right now, man.
1017
00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:01,062
"Walk home." Man, you crazy.
1018
00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:03,630
Dog, now we gotta go
get on this bus, bro.
1019
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:05,240
You know they
don't want no fat people
1020
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,894
sitting next to 'em
on the bus.
1021
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:08,635
I don't care.
I'm sitting next to 'em.
1022
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:12,682
I can't remember shit.
I just woke up with a sore ass.
1023
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,075
You always on the gay shit.
1024
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:15,598
Man...
1025
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,862
Always on the fruity shit.
1026
00:46:17,905 --> 00:46:19,820
I'm saying dog,
whatever I was doing,
1027
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:21,474
I must've been sitting down
for a long time.
1028
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,824
Yeah, okay.
1029
00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:26,740
Kind of suspect to me,
if you ask me personally.
1030
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,698
Whatever.
1031
00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:30,222
Hey, yo, bus driver, man,
how long we got?
1032
00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:40,188
♪
1033
00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:50,285
What's wrong with your brakes?
1034
00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:52,070
Hope Damien got
that T-shirt, man.
1035
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:57,597
Damien.
1036
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,775
Hey, yo, Damien!
1037
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,864
Damien, what up, playa?
1038
00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,431
You're alive.
1039
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:07,955
Hell, yeah, we're alive.
What happened last night anyway?
1040
00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:09,957
Yeah, man, did we win, or what?
What's up with them pesos?
1041
00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:13,221
Did you win?
Oh, god, no.
1042
00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:15,920
Did we lose it to, like,
some groupies or something?
1043
00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,878
You don't remember
a thing, do you?
1044
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,359
That's why we asking you,
playboy!
1045
00:47:20,402 --> 00:47:24,276
You two truly are losers.
1046
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:27,061
You know what? Get out.
1047
00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:28,454
I can't stand to be
this close to failure.
1048
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:29,716
You had the world in your--
Stop eating my balls.
1049
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:31,413
You had the world in your hand,
1050
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,676
and you botched it because you
can't handle your apple-tinis.
1051
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:37,071
A simple "no" would've
worked fine. Fucking dick.
1052
00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:39,421
I'm taking your balls with me.
1053
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:47,908
Cleaning da windows.
1054
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:49,431
To the windows,
to the wall!
1055
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:53,522
Hey, aren't you the
two rappers from last night?
1056
00:47:53,566 --> 00:47:55,655
Hell, yeah! Gangsta shit,
home-boy!
1057
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,092
Oh, man! You two were funny!
1058
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:01,487
Oh, can I have an autograph
for my kids?
1059
00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:03,097
They love your shit!
1060
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:06,013
Thank you.And how your little
fence border jumpers
1061
00:48:06,057 --> 00:48:07,623
hear about us on our
first night, brah?
1062
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:11,845
YouTube!
That shit was funny, home!
1063
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:16,284
You can see the stage starting
to break, when you two pass out.
1064
00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:18,286
Man... okay.
1065
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,679
Man, here.
1066
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,594
Eh, all I know is you'd
better tell your kids
1067
00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:23,726
they'd better watch out for us,
because we about to blow up,
1068
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:25,076
after we perform
with Real Deal tonight.
1069
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,512
You know
what I'm saying?
1070
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:29,558
You two are going to perform
with Real Deal tonight?
1071
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:30,777
Yeah.
1072
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:33,040
[Laughing]
1073
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:34,868
What's so funny?
Yeah.
1074
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,263
Is there a hot dog
eating contest
1075
00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:39,742
before the show
or something?
1076
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,744
Nah, it's a rice
and bean eating contest.
1077
00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:43,790
[Laughing]
Okay, okay.
1078
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,618
Come on, man.Come on, dude.
1079
00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:47,837
Old fake-ass, Puerto Rican
Jerry Lewis.
1080
00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,665
Performing with
Real Deal?
1081
00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:53,974
I can't believe it!
That's a trip!
1082
00:48:54,018 --> 00:48:56,716
[Laughing, muttering in Spanish]
1083
00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:01,721
That's my stage.
1084
00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:05,986
[Mumbling on video]
1085
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:08,336
Sweet Christ,
they're stars.
1086
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:12,993
♪ Jingling, langa-ling,
linga-lang ♪
1087
00:49:18,694 --> 00:49:20,348
HERBERT:
Come on, man.
1088
00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,961
Shit!
1089
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,053
♪
1090
00:49:29,096 --> 00:49:32,882
♪ Jingling, langa-ling,
linga-lang ♪
1091
00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,450
♪ Jinga--
1092
00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:37,496
[Music slowing down]
1093
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:39,454
Nah...
1094
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:42,588
What the hell we
gonna do, dog?
1095
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,024
We got to find this
shirt, man.
1096
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,591
I don't know, man.
1097
00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:47,680
But I can't think on an
empty stomach like this, man.
1098
00:49:47,723 --> 00:49:49,029
I feel you, dog.
1099
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:53,555
I'm over here
rumbling too, man. Shit.
1100
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:55,166
Oh, snap.
1101
00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:57,516
Hey, man, go hit
that pizza place right there.
1102
00:49:57,559 --> 00:50:02,912
♪
1103
00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:05,524
[Phone ringing]
1104
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:10,007
Hey, it's Ricardo.
Can you do me a favour?
1105
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,965
I'm going to
send you a link
1106
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:16,230
and need you to ID the
two guys onstage. Mm-hmm.
1107
00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:17,840
Thanks.
1108
00:50:17,884 --> 00:50:22,323
[Inhaling deeply,
chuckling]
1109
00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,325
Ah...
1110
00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:27,850
[Sighing]
1111
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:30,549
[Sniffing]
1112
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:32,159
Ai, yah, yah, yah.
1113
00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:35,293
Hurry up, man.
Shit.
1114
00:50:47,870 --> 00:50:54,486
♪
1115
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:55,835
[Humming]
1116
00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:58,272
[Laughing]
1117
00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,665
Ladies.
1118
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:01,362
HERBERT:
Hey, ladies.
Hey.
1119
00:51:01,406 --> 00:51:03,756
Oh, shit.
1120
00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:04,974
It's that cop,
dude.
1121
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:06,454
The what?
1122
00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:07,890
Man, the dude
who busted Anthony, man.
1123
00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:09,588
How'd he track
us down?
1124
00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:11,198
Man, we must have done some
real gangster shit last night.
1125
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,157
Got the law on us.
1126
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,246
Man, we got to lose
this dude, man.
1127
00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,769
What you thinking,
Kojak?
1128
00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:18,423
Just follow my lead, fat man.
Come on.
1129
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,120
Let's go hide,
jumbo.
1130
00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:27,823
Oh, shit!
1131
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:29,129
Man, he's still on
us, man.
1132
00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:35,135
All right, look,
dog.
1133
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,963
When I say run, man,
we gonna break that way, man.
1134
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,356
Run? What the hell
you talking 'bout, run?
1135
00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:41,141
Run!
1136
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,056
♪ Yeah, we gotta get it,
bound to make it happen ♪
1137
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,145
We got a pursuit!
Officer in pursuit!
1138
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,930
[Yelling]
1139
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:51,282
♪ We get to the show, two big
ass bros, kickin' in the door ♪
1140
00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:53,806
♪ So, you already know,
you'd better hit the floor ♪
1141
00:51:53,849 --> 00:51:55,329
♪ Me and my bro
'bout to blow ♪
1142
00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:58,027
♪ You already know
what the hell 'bout to happen ♪
1143
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,726
♪ Once we get this gold tag
shit, get to crackin' ♪
1144
00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:04,208
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
1145
00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:05,818
HENRY:
In here!
1146
00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:07,080
♪ Hey, hey, hey
1147
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,864
Help!
1148
00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:12,129
Rodomski,
California Gaming!
1149
00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,142
I was expecting you.
1150
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,668
Please, come.
Sit down.
1151
00:52:29,711 --> 00:52:31,496
Phew!
1152
00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:34,629
Oh, I can't--
I guess I could--
1153
00:52:34,673 --> 00:52:38,416
I guess I could use
a seat right about now, damn!
1154
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:41,419
I second that.
1155
00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:43,943
My arrhythmia about to take
me to Jesus, right now.
1156
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:46,598
[Inhaling deeply]
1157
00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:51,168
Where'd they go?!
[Panting, coughing]
1158
00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:53,039
Two 600 pound,
African-American gentleman
1159
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:55,433
just happen
to disappear?
1160
00:52:55,476 --> 00:52:58,740
Come on! I need some
answers, boys.
1161
00:52:58,784 --> 00:53:01,221
Huh?! Ya'll better
speak up,
1162
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,918
before I bust you
for truancy.
1163
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:05,443
Fuck you!
1164
00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:06,922
Shit!
Yeah, you like that?!
1165
00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:10,448
[Yelling]
1166
00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:11,971
What is that,
pastrami?
1167
00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:14,103
That's fucking good.
1168
00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:16,236
Get on the ground,
you fucking pieces of shit!
1169
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,020
[Screaming]
1170
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:20,240
All we want to know is,
what happened to our t-shirt,
1171
00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:22,242
so we can get
this tag out of it,
1172
00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:23,374
so we can get
to this concert tonight.
1173
00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:24,984
Get to the
concert.
1174
00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:29,031
Damn, you are
good.
1175
00:53:30,468 --> 00:53:32,992
Huh?! How do you
like that, Bieber?!
1176
00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:35,690
You're all dead,
you stupid fuckers.
1177
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,215
Yeah, you little fuckers
better start crying.
1178
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:41,000
This is what happens
when you don't tell the law,
1179
00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:42,915
what
he needs to know.
1180
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:46,658
Stay in school
and stay off drugs.
1181
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:49,356
Stop fighting.
You boys have a wonderful day.
1182
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,271
Hey, man, give me
back my board.
1183
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:54,927
Let's take a look.
1184
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,276
HERBERT:
Boy, I hope she ain't
reading my mind right now.
1185
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,670
Ooh, tight...
1186
00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,934
I see a club.
1187
00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:04,371
You two
are performing.
1188
00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:07,331
[Gasping]
But you do not make it,
1189
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:08,984
because you pass out
on the stage.
1190
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,769
How the hell
you know that?!
1191
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:14,599
YouTube, because my son,
he send it to me this morning.
1192
00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:16,818
[Laughing]Oh, shit.
1193
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:18,516
I knew we was about to pop,
homie, I'm telling you.
1194
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:23,434
[Laughing]
1195
00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:25,087
Please, stay seated.
1196
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,179
I see a club.
1197
00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:33,531
You are getting
ready to perform.
1198
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,141
[Gasping]
1199
00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:36,577
This cannot be.
1200
00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:39,058
There is a man
fatter than you.
1201
00:54:39,101 --> 00:54:41,321
This is impossible.
[Groaning]
1202
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,758
[Gasping]
1203
00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:45,325
Okay, I see
a man
1204
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:48,110
and he's with
a beautiful woman.
1205
00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,548
And...
1206
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,940
[Gasping]
1207
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:53,159
She's putting something
in your drink
1208
00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:56,510
They want something
from you.
1209
00:54:56,554 --> 00:54:57,729
HENRY:
Gonna take the tag out.
Check it out.
1210
00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,035
I see a sign.
1211
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,385
What does it say?
1212
00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:04,431
Yeah! What happened
to the t-shirt?
1213
00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:06,825
It says, "pay me money
to know the rest."
1214
00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:09,306
I think maybe
twenty dollars
1215
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:11,917
and maybe I see
past the sign,
1216
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,527
I tell you what
you need to know.
1217
00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,094
Dog, you heard her.
Man, pay the woman.
1218
00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,357
Pay the woman? You know
I ain't got no bread right now.
1219
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,316
I'm trying to get
the rims for that roller.
1220
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,708
Man, I swear, dog,
1221
00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:22,449
you always cutting
into my snack money, man,
1222
00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:24,190
every time, dog.
1223
00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:26,497
Damn, what are you, five?
You can't get a wallet?
1224
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,413
Shut up. Look,
this is all I got, okay?
1225
00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,458
This will do
just fine.
1226
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:34,156
Oh, so that's
where it go.
1227
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,507
You must got a lot
of money up in there.
1228
00:55:36,550 --> 00:55:39,205
You must go forth
1229
00:55:39,248 --> 00:55:42,861
and be one
with your spirit guide.
1230
00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:46,168
What do you mean, "one
with our spirit guide?"
1231
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:49,868
Uh, I mean, you must
figure this out for yourself.
1232
00:55:49,911 --> 00:55:51,348
Here.
1233
00:55:57,615 --> 00:55:59,617
Right. Hold on, hold on.
We don't do no coke.
1234
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,229
Take this.
1235
00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:07,451
When you find
your spirit guide,
1236
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:09,888
he will tell you
what to do.
1237
00:56:09,931 --> 00:56:13,544
Oh, hell no.
I gave you $17!
1238
00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:16,329
I mean, you got to tell us
where these t-shirts is at.
1239
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,244
Our rap career is on
the line here, Miss Cleo!
1240
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,420
[Animal grunting]
1241
00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:22,422
And remember,
1242
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:25,251
to find your
spirit guide,
1243
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:28,123
you must look deep
inside your soul.
1244
00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,343
Okay.
1245
00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:41,223
♪
1246
00:56:48,753 --> 00:56:53,235
[Phone ringing]
1247
00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:55,324
Hello?
1248
00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:57,283
Chief Hutt,
California Gaming Commission.
1249
00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:58,893
Is Mel there?
1250
00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:00,982
Hold on.[Animal lowing]
1251
00:57:01,026 --> 00:57:03,028
Way to go, dipshit.
1252
00:57:03,071 --> 00:57:06,031
It's your
fucking boss.
1253
00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:07,989
I thought you weren't going
to be doing any fucking work
1254
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,469
on this dumbass
vacation.
1255
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:14,431
This is Mel.
1256
00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:16,389
Hey, Mel. Actually
it's Rodomski.
1257
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:17,869
I had to pretend to be the
chief, to make sure your ass
1258
00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:19,653
answered the phone.
1259
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:22,482
Had a problem, uh,
ascertaining those signatures.
1260
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:25,267
But, I promise you,
the chief will get them soon.
1261
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:27,487
What do you mean, those
papers ain't got delivered?
1262
00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:29,402
EDDIE:
Oh, Mel, now calm down.
1263
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,273
I do have a lead.
1264
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:32,884
A woman by the name
of Tonesha.
1265
00:57:32,927 --> 00:57:35,060
Meeting up with her at
Dawson Condos.
1266
00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:36,322
Seeing her in
a few hours.
1267
00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:38,498
Oh and by the way, Mel,
I know you had said
1268
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,065
"enough with the
pepper spray,"
1269
00:57:40,108 --> 00:57:43,024
but I did have a run in with
some children gang members,
1270
00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:44,461
a little
bit earlier.
1271
00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:46,463
I left them your name
on the incident report.
1272
00:57:46,506 --> 00:57:49,074
You know, I got that big
test with the LAPD coming up.
1273
00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:50,162
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
anyway, Mel.
1274
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,816
I-- Gotta go. All right, buddy.
1275
00:57:56,298 --> 00:57:58,300
Childrens...
1276
00:57:58,344 --> 00:58:01,826
That son of a bitch,
Rodomski!
1277
00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:06,526
Mel, get that fucking
banana out of your drawers.
1278
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,049
Busted!
1279
00:58:08,093 --> 00:58:10,922
There are children around.
You are not fucking right.
1280
00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:14,708
[Laughing]
1281
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:16,971
Hey, don't touch the tickets
on the table before the penis.
1282
00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:20,235
You're about to
watch my big show tonight.
1283
00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:22,673
♪ And I ain't gonna stop
'till I get it ♪
1284
00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,936
♪ Excuse me gorgeous,
we flawless ♪
1285
00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:27,025
Are you blind?
1286
00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,592
Oh, mirror, mirror,
on the wall,
1287
00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:32,160
who's the freshest rapper
of them all?
1288
00:58:32,204 --> 00:58:34,423
You are really getting
a big head, ain't you?
1289
00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:36,643
Hurry up! We're going
to be late for my pedicure.
1290
00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:39,341
Yeah...
1291
00:58:39,385 --> 00:58:42,344
Ain't no party,
like a iceman party.
1292
00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:47,001
♪ What you need?
1293
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:51,092
♪ Have a drink
on my hood ♪
1294
00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:53,007
Damn, this damn door.
1295
00:58:53,051 --> 00:58:55,706
Get your shirt
off me, man.
1296
00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,446
Well, help me
get out the car then.
1297
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,931
Mm-mmm-mmm...
[Mumbling]
1298
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:09,589
♪ I'ma put you first,
it ain't a thing ♪
1299
00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:12,157
♪ Like them first two lines
of sixteen bars ♪
1300
00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:18,206
Hey, yo, Herb.
Where you at, dude?
1301
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,860
Man, we can't be wasting
all this time,
1302
00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:22,515
while you're taking a shit.
The show starts in a few hours!
1303
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,952
Man, I can't find
that damn wolf nowhere, man!
1304
00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,650
What?
1305
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:31,524
Hey, look, man,
1306
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,613
just be glad
for small favours, dogs.
1307
00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:35,397
Small favours?
Dog, I mean,
1308
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:36,660
you don't see what I see,
do you?
1309
00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:38,313
I see your big ass
wasting time.
1310
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,663
Come on, man!
Let's roll, dude!
1311
00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:41,186
Nah, man.
That's not it, man.
1312
00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:43,492
A deaf animal, man,
that's our spirit guide, dude.
1313
00:59:43,536 --> 00:59:46,104
Man, how the hell is an animal
going to be our spirit guide?
1314
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:47,801
You trippin', dog.
You delusional, man!
1315
00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,847
Man, just help me
find the damn thing!
Man!
1316
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:52,284
Hey, yo, Herb!What?
1317
00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,068
He in here, man.
Say, what?
1318
00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:56,636
I think he mad as hell,
though, boy.
1319
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,290
Man, what you mean
"mad," dog?
1320
00:59:58,333 --> 00:59:59,944
He probably just ain't
used to you, man.
1321
00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:01,772
Hey, I'm his master.
Let your boy holler at him.
1322
01:00:01,815 --> 01:00:03,774
He gonna be all right.
Let me show you how I do.
1323
01:00:03,817 --> 01:00:05,471
Get out the way.
I show you how I get down.
1324
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,168
Check this out.
Let me see...
1325
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,607
[Laughing]
Damn!
1326
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,218
[Laughing]
I told you he was pissed!
1327
01:00:13,261 --> 01:00:15,699
You know what?
One second.
1328
01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:17,657
I got something
for your ass right now.
1329
01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:20,878
We gonna go like this.
This goes here.
1330
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:23,663
Man, what you gonna
do with that?
Dog, look.
1331
01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,143
The damn psychic said
1332
01:00:25,186 --> 01:00:26,579
we've need to split it
with our spirit guide, right?
1333
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,712
So, that's
what I'm doing.
1334
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,365
I don't know, man.
1335
01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:32,411
You gonna take something
the gypsy gave you?
1336
01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:34,413
Shit, not me.
You.
1337
01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:35,893
Shit...
Yeah, okay.
1338
01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:42,116
Look.
It's all mixed up.
1339
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,770
Just slide this in there
and close the door.
1340
01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:46,338
Everything's gonna work
out fine, bro. I'm telling you.
1341
01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:48,296
I don't know, man.
1342
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,558
You trying to get me
to taste some gypsy juice
1343
01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:51,125
and go on a damn
spirit walk with a wolf.
1344
01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:53,345
Look, you trying to perform
with Real Deal tonight, or what?
1345
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:57,044
All right, man, look.
On three.
1346
01:00:57,088 --> 01:00:58,742
You ready?
Yeah.
1347
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:00,482
One...
"Duosci"...
1348
01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:04,530
Two...
Stop being a bitch.
1349
01:01:06,358 --> 01:01:09,013
[Groaning]
1350
01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,971
Now what we
supposed to do?
1351
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:12,581
How the hell should I know?
What do I look like,
1352
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,931
some damn wolf whisperer
or something?
1353
01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:15,628
It was your idea!Well, that's all I got!
1354
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,891
[Tongue lapping]Hey, you hear that though?
1355
01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:20,807
Hey... Hey I think
he drinking it right now.
1356
01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:23,418
Hey, I'ma talk to him.
1357
01:01:23,462 --> 01:01:26,726
Holla at him.
1358
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:28,597
[Bleating]
1359
01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:31,600
Hey, sir.
How you doing?
1360
01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:32,732
What are you
talking about?
1361
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:34,473
How's it going
for you?
1362
01:01:34,516 --> 01:01:36,083
Look, here.
Hey, drink this.
1363
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:37,911
[Bleating]
1364
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:39,739
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
That Gypsy said
1365
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:41,393
it was both of our
spirit guide.
1366
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:42,829
Look, man,
you already know, man.
1367
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:44,657
My "choleskerol" level
is too damn high, dog.
1368
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,050
What my doctor
always saying?
1369
01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:48,095
If you don't know how much
"choleskerol" is in it,
1370
01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:50,968
don't drink it.
Exactly.
1371
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,492
So, chug.
1372
01:01:55,059 --> 01:01:57,714
Drink it.
1373
01:01:57,757 --> 01:02:00,760
You know what?
It's not bad.
1374
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:02,501
It's the bomb,
right?
1375
01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,329
Hell, yeah.Drink all that shit down.
1376
01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:07,636
Chug, chug, chug.
That's a baby boo-boo.
1377
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,247
I'ma go in there.
1378
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,553
All right, for sure.
I'll be right here.
1379
01:02:11,597 --> 01:02:13,730
Hey, buddy.
1380
01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:15,601
Man, get your big ass
in there, man!
1381
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:22,477
VOICE:
Hey, wake up, bro.
1382
01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:25,959
Oh, shit.Wake up.
1383
01:02:26,003 --> 01:02:27,352
What happened?
1384
01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:29,746
You just passed out, man.
1385
01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:32,749
No big deal.
The name is Jerry,
1386
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:35,360
but you can call me
Jerry.
1387
01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:36,622
For sure, man.
Henry.
1388
01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:38,232
Hey, man,
1389
01:02:38,276 --> 01:02:40,800
why your wolf-looking
ass be talking anyway?
1390
01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:43,194
Okay, nigga, let's get
one thing straight
1391
01:02:43,237 --> 01:02:46,240
real quick up in this
motherfucker.
1392
01:02:46,284 --> 01:02:50,244
I'm a goat and you're a moron
for thinking anything else.
1393
01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:51,811
Ain't you ever been
to the zoo before?
1394
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:56,381
You know, this is
some bullshit, dude.
1395
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:57,991
I knew your ass
was a goat.
1396
01:02:58,035 --> 01:02:59,645
My brother, Herbert,
thought you were a wolf,
1397
01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:00,820
but he trippin'
man.
1398
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:03,780
Hey, bro,
you smoke?
1399
01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:05,912
Nah, man,
cigarettes kill you.
1400
01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:07,740
I wasn't talking
about cigarettes,
1401
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:08,915
you know
what I'm saying?
1402
01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:12,571
I was talking 'bout
dope, grass,
1403
01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:14,921
ganja, giggle-weed,
1404
01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:17,184
hot Mary,
1405
01:03:17,228 --> 01:03:20,057
hippie lettuce,
coco puff,
1406
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,407
Colorado cocktail,
1407
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,713
kryptonite,doob,
1408
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:29,240
earth, indo,
roll you up a fatty,
1409
01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:33,766
food, gimmie,
goody goody goo.
1410
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,596
bud, red rover,
hocus-pocus,
1411
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,860
the chronic...
1412
01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:42,166
♪ Light it up
1413
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,603
♪ Keeping it party,
let's party ♪
1414
01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:46,779
♪ So, baby, light it up,
light it up ♪
1415
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:50,261
♪ Smokin' the fire,
smokin' the high ♪
1416
01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:53,220
♪ Light it up, white widow
was a whole 'nother phase ♪
1417
01:03:53,264 --> 01:03:55,527
♪ AK-47, Cali going
super haze ♪
1418
01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:58,225
♪ I'm hot boxing
and just smoking in the Regal ♪
1419
01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,662
♪ Lower than nostalgia,
or New York diesel ♪
1420
01:04:00,706 --> 01:04:03,143
♪ I get so high,
man you'd think weed was legal ♪
1421
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:06,407
♪ From my lungs to my throat
and then I choke ♪
1422
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:09,062
♪ I pass it to Uncle Snoop,
watching Up in Smoke ♪
1423
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:11,412
♪ Roll blunt after blunt,
even while I drive ♪
1424
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:13,980
♪ Light it up
1425
01:04:14,024 --> 01:04:16,200
♪ Keeping it party,
let's party ♪
1426
01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:19,203
♪ So, baby, light it up
1427
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,857
♪ Smokin' the fire,
smokin' the high ♪
1428
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,163
♪ Light it up
1429
01:04:23,207 --> 01:04:26,906
♪ Keeping it party,
let's party ♪
1430
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:29,430
♪ So, baby, light it up
1431
01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:38,700
Hoo-hoo,
God damn!
1432
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,920
Man, this some
bomb-ass shit, right here.
1433
01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,880
Hell, yeah. Only the best
for us connoisseurs.
1434
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,925
God damn!
1435
01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:49,494
So, uh, you want to find out
what happened to your t-shirt?
1436
01:04:49,537 --> 01:04:52,018
Hell, yeah.
1437
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:55,021
And right quick too. We gotta
be at the show before eight.
1438
01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:57,719
Time is irrelevant
up in here.
1439
01:04:57,763 --> 01:04:59,504
How much is that
in dollars?
1440
01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:01,027
Irrelevant means,
it doesn't matter.
1441
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:04,030
[Laughing]
It don't.
1442
01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:07,642
You got me tripping.
1443
01:05:07,686 --> 01:05:09,340
Phew... you know what?
1444
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,864
You're a cool
motherfucker.
1445
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:14,519
You're looking
for something.
1446
01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,477
Just because
it takes the form
1447
01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:20,133
of a white t-shirt,
or a gold tag,
1448
01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:21,265
that doesn't tell me
what you really want.
1449
01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:23,571
Go deeper.
1450
01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:26,139
It's just...
1451
01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:28,011
Man, pass the mic.
1452
01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:32,189
Well, if you really
want to know,
1453
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:35,148
I guess we're looking to
perform with Real Deal tonight.
1454
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:37,803
You still must go
deeper than that, Henry.
1455
01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:43,287
It's just... I want
to be the man for once.
1456
01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:46,812
I want to be the one
who's everybody's eyes on
1457
01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:48,988
and they try to emulate my
formulations
1458
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,816
to they own shit.
You know what I'm saying?
1459
01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,513
Ah, so you just
want what everyone wants.
1460
01:05:52,557 --> 01:05:55,603
Acceptance.
1461
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,867
Now, what do you
need from me?
1462
01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:00,347
I gotta find that
damn t-shirt.
1463
01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:05,744
Breathe deep and the answer
shall come to you.
1464
01:06:11,837 --> 01:06:15,101
Yo, Kevin. They are
breathing hard.
1465
01:06:15,145 --> 01:06:17,886
I'm getting worried.
1466
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,932
Man, stop worrying
about them two.
1467
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,629
We got the shirt
and the ticket.
1468
01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:22,935
Now, let's dump these
douches off
1469
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,545
and get back to
Dawson Condos.
1470
01:06:24,589 --> 01:06:26,721
[Voice echoing]
1471
01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:27,766
Did you find
the answer?
1472
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:30,464
For sure!
1473
01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:33,424
Dawson Condos.
1474
01:06:33,467 --> 01:06:36,209
Good lookin',
my hoof brother.
1475
01:06:36,253 --> 01:06:39,038
Hey man, when can we
kick it like this again?
1476
01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,823
We can't hang, you big
motherfucker. I'm a goat.
1477
01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:45,001
HERBERT:
Harry?
1478
01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:48,178
Harry?
Harry?!
1479
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:51,355
Man, get up, fool!
What is wrong, man? Get up!
1480
01:06:51,398 --> 01:06:54,010
Dog, you've been kissing
rocks and a wolf
1481
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:57,056
for about an hour,
dude!
1482
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:58,449
First of all, it ain't no wolf.
It's a goat
1483
01:06:58,492 --> 01:07:00,103
and his name is Jerry.
1484
01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:02,540
A goat?
He ain't look like no goat.
1485
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:06,239
Well, he is and he smoked me out
with that bomb-ass kush, kid!
1486
01:07:06,283 --> 01:07:07,458
So, it worked then?
1487
01:07:07,501 --> 01:07:09,199
Hell, yeah,
it worked.
1488
01:07:09,242 --> 01:07:10,852
And I'm telling you,
man, dog,
1489
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,855
we was in space
and Egypt,
1490
01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:15,596
all kind of crazy shit.
1491
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,424
So, what he say?
1492
01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:20,079
Dawson Condos, some dude
named Kevin. That's all I got.
1493
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:24,344
Don't be
threatening me.
1494
01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:26,868
I'm not going to sit here
and take that kind of tone.
1495
01:07:26,912 --> 01:07:28,261
You got three minutes.
Hurry up, Megan.
1496
01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:29,828
This limo ain't waiting.
1497
01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:31,351
It's my time to shine,
sugar dumplings
1498
01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:33,440
Two minutes and
45 seconds.
1499
01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:34,615
Eh, Haru,
is that my limo?
1500
01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:36,052
HABU:
Yes, sir.
1501
01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:36,791
All right,
you see this whip?
1502
01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:37,792
Yes, sir.
Wax it.
1503
01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,751
Yes, sir.
1504
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:47,237
All right, Haru.
1505
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,283
Suck my cock!
1506
01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:53,112
This fucking Megan bitch
better get down here soon,
1507
01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:56,594
before I punch her
in the face with mace.
1508
01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:58,596
That didn't make
any sense, K-dog.
1509
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:01,686
Bust your rhymes.
1510
01:08:01,729 --> 01:08:02,861
Steal, yes they do.
But they steal good stuff.
1511
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:04,471
They never steal
second-hand stuff.
1512
01:08:04,515 --> 01:08:06,386
I don't know what, Senor.
Maybe a fucking bomb.
1513
01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:08,388
Don't call me again.
Don't call me.
1514
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:17,789
Don't fuck him.
He has a rotten cock and AIDS.
1515
01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:22,010
He needs a GPS
to find his pencil dick.
1516
01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,113
Can I help you?
1517
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:38,897
Yeah, man.
Where Kevin live at?
1518
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:40,638
Yeah, we're supposed to
get in the place for him.
1519
01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:42,248
Oh, are you the maids?
1520
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,510
Yeah, that's us.
1521
01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:46,905
You are Lupita?
1522
01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:48,036
Yeah, yeah.
See, I'm Lou and that's Pita.
1523
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,386
Man, we're the best
in the biz, man!
1524
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:50,561
Si, si, si.
1525
01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:52,911
Are you-- are you
lesbians?
1526
01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:54,086
Man, you dirty,
little sand monkey.
1527
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,349
What you talking to?Who gets on top?
1528
01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,350
You know what,
Prince of Persia?
1529
01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:58,612
I'ma fuck you up.
1530
01:08:58,656 --> 01:09:00,223
Okay, 3502.
1531
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,181
Make sure and clean the place.
It smells like shit.
1532
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,183
I think the guy fucks his
girlfriend in the ass
1533
01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,967
and wipes his cock
on the sheets.
1534
01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:11,973
♪
1535
01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:16,978
Man, go.
1536
01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:24,334
Oh, here we go,
right here.
1537
01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:27,032
[Knocking]
1538
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,123
Damn!
Man, what we gonna do?
1539
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,690
Concert starts in
thirty minutes.
1540
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:34,170
I don't know, man.
1541
01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:35,475
Look, look.
Back up, back up, back up.
1542
01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:36,737
What you gonna do,
tubby?
1543
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:37,738
Man, just move, man.
1544
01:09:37,782 --> 01:09:42,656
[Rumbling]
1545
01:09:44,049 --> 01:09:45,398
[Laughing]
1546
01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:47,139
Damn!
1547
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,662
Watch this.
1548
01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:50,925
[Laughing]
1549
01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:52,188
If you knew
it was open,
1550
01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:53,450
what you gonna let me
do that then?
1551
01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,016
Man, shut up, man.Hurry up, man, go!
1552
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:01,806
Get up, man!
1553
01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:03,503
Damn!
1554
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:04,678
We're supposed to be
looking for them shirts.
1555
01:10:04,722 --> 01:10:06,724
Come on!Dog...
1556
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,250
What are you doing?
1557
01:10:11,294 --> 01:10:13,339
I'm getting my G.I. Joe on.
What you think I'm doing?
1558
01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:15,689
You're getting
your "G.I. Slow" on, man.
1559
01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:17,213
Kevin?!
1560
01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:19,345
Oh, Kevin?
1561
01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:21,782
Damn! Hey, dog,
you see anything, yet?
1562
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:24,089
Just a mannequin.
1563
01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:27,266
A sexy looking
mannequin.
1564
01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:30,138
♪ I was gettin' some head,
I was gettin' some head ♪
1565
01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:31,923
They gotta be in here
somewhere.
1566
01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:34,621
Kevin!
1567
01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:37,276
Hey, yo, Herb!Huh?
1568
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,278
What's up?Look what I found.
1569
01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:41,628
Man, come on, man.
1570
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,326
We ain't go time
to be playing around, dog.
1571
01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:44,457
You're staring at some
damn cheese puffs.
1572
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:47,330
Man, what you
talking 'bout?
1573
01:10:47,373 --> 01:10:49,027
Man, we gotta find
this shirt, man.
1574
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:50,376
Come on, man.
Damn...
1575
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:57,775
[Sighing]
1576
01:10:57,818 --> 01:11:00,343
I can't believe
this, man.
1577
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,432
Your damn spirit guide
was on some bullshit.
1578
01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:04,260
We ain't never
going to be famous, dog.
1579
01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:06,044
Nah, I'm tellin'
you, man.
1580
01:11:06,087 --> 01:11:07,872
That goat has
mad knowledge.
1581
01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:09,743
It's got to be
somewhere here.
1582
01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:11,832
Man, I mean,
don't be a fool, man.
1583
01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,443
It was just
a goat
1584
01:11:13,486 --> 01:11:15,749
and all you did was
just get high with it.
1585
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,317
It ain't no way for us
to get to the concert.
1586
01:11:18,361 --> 01:11:20,319
I mean,
just face it, dog.
1587
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,886
We're gonna be losers
forever, man.
1588
01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:23,540
Don't say that, man.
1589
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:27,326
Look, I know we've been trying
real hard to make this happen,
1590
01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:30,024
but we just gotta stick together
and make this show pop, man.
1591
01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:31,591
I'm telling you, Herb.
1592
01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:34,290
But if it don't work,
at the end of the day
1593
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,161
I'm still happy to call you
my brother, dog.
1594
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:38,076
That's what's up, man.
1595
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:39,686
You know?
Love you, bro.
1596
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,384
Love you too, man.
1597
01:11:43,734 --> 01:11:44,822
Oh, shit!
1598
01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:47,694
Look, the tickets!
1599
01:11:47,738 --> 01:11:49,087
We still got a chance.
1600
01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,263
Aw, yeah!
Here, take that.
1601
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,005
Hey, look at this
and his keys.
1602
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,659
I'm taking this.
1603
01:11:55,702 --> 01:11:58,270
Damn...I'ma take this one.
1604
01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,750
You take that one.
I got this one.
1605
01:11:59,793 --> 01:12:00,968
Oh, this must be that
Chris Capre shit.
1606
01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:03,057
This shit blingin'!
1607
01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:04,668
Oh, let me see that.
Oh, hell, yeah.
1608
01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:06,626
Let's roll.
1609
01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,019
[Chattering]
1610
01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:11,457
Oh, you already
know that.
1611
01:12:11,501 --> 01:12:13,459
Man, we gotta
find something
1612
01:12:13,503 --> 01:12:14,982
better to wear
than this though, dog.
1613
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,288
I see something in his room
on the bed.
1614
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:19,900
Go get it then.
Hurry up.
1615
01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:22,773
We ain't got
all day.
1616
01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:24,731
Oh...
1617
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:27,343
Oh, yeah.
1618
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,475
This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
1619
01:12:29,519 --> 01:12:31,695
Hey, man,
what you doing?
1620
01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:34,785
[Yelling]
1621
01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:36,395
Oh, shit!
1622
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,354
[Yelling]
1623
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,794
♪
1624
01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,186
♪ Yo
1625
01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:47,711
♪ Bad girls wanna hang
where the stars be ♪
1626
01:12:47,754 --> 01:12:50,670
♪ Because everyday's a money day
and every night's a party ♪
1627
01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:53,064
♪ Smoking on the best shit,
'cause I'm connected ♪
1628
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,413
♪ I never wait
in line ♪
1629
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:56,546
♪ My name
in bold on the guest list ♪
1630
01:12:56,589 --> 01:12:58,461
♪ Yeah, takin' shots,
getting wasted ♪
1631
01:12:58,504 --> 01:13:00,158
♪ Gettin' fresh
and stayin' paid ♪
1632
01:13:00,201 --> 01:13:01,072
♪ Baby, those the basics
1633
01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:02,813
Hola, policia?
1634
01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:05,859
I was just raped
by two black men.
1635
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:09,994
♪ I'm trying to find out
which one of y'all like me ♪
1636
01:13:10,037 --> 01:13:12,692
♪ And unlike them other guys,
I keep 'em quiet, G ♪
1637
01:13:12,736 --> 01:13:15,260
♪ My life is like a movie,
more than Spike Lee ♪
1638
01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:16,435
♪ Thousands
in my pockets ♪
1639
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:17,654
♪ Swaggin' hard
in this white tee ♪
1640
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:18,959
What's going on, bro?
1641
01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:20,570
Get yourself
some Rogaine, buddy.
1642
01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:22,485
How you doin' player?
Lookin' like the shit.
1643
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:25,270
Hey, Bootleg,
what's up?
1644
01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:26,924
Are you freakin'
kidding me?
1645
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:29,448
I wanna get a lick
on those, damn!
1646
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,798
Are you kiddin' me?
Hey, honey. How you doin' baby?
1647
01:13:31,842 --> 01:13:33,887
What's up, man? Fuck off.
Hey, how 'bout VIP lounge?
1648
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:36,412
VIP right here. Right here,
right here. All right.
1649
01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:39,458
♪ Real Deal, roll it down
and heat it up ♪
1650
01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:41,939
♪ 'Bout to hit the club,
spend about a thousand bills ♪
1651
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,376
Let me get on that.
Let me get on that.
1652
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,466
♪ Real Deal, what?
I'm so ill, boy ♪
1653
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:50,121
♪ You know I got money,
'bout to spend a mill ♪
1654
01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:52,428
♪ I'm so fresh, boy,
I'm so clean ♪
1655
01:13:52,471 --> 01:13:55,300
♪ Every time I rhyme,
people know what I mean ♪
1656
01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:57,781
[Laughing]
1657
01:13:57,824 --> 01:13:59,347
Hey, dog, man, why don't
you do me a favour, man
1658
01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:00,871
and pull over
right quick, man?
1659
01:14:00,914 --> 01:14:02,176
Man, you must be out
your mind, man.
1660
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,439
You know
what time it is, man?
1661
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:04,701
We in a hurry, bro.
1662
01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:06,398
Dog, all I'm asking you
to do is pull over, man.
1663
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,705
Just give me five minutes, bro.
That's all I'm asking, man.
1664
01:14:08,748 --> 01:14:10,446
Just pull over.
Five minutes?
1665
01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:13,318
Five minutes.
All right, dog.
1666
01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:14,537
[Yelling]It's okay, relax.
1667
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,800
Just relax.[Crying]
1668
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:18,192
[Speaking Spanish]
1669
01:14:18,236 --> 01:14:19,933
It's okay.
Relax.
1670
01:14:19,977 --> 01:14:21,413
Just relax.
Here, here.
1671
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,505
Hey, Megan,
back up a little bit.
1672
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,855
You're cramping
my style.
1673
01:14:28,899 --> 01:14:30,117
You know a big celebrity's
1674
01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,163
got to be single
in the public's eyes, right?
1675
01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:33,643
Single?
1676
01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:35,383
What the fuck are you
talking about, single?
1677
01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:36,515
That's that shit
right there.
1678
01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:37,647
What the hell, Megan?
1679
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:38,517
You want me to act
the fool up in here?
1680
01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:40,040
Because I can.Damn!
1681
01:14:40,084 --> 01:14:42,521
That's you making me,
gonna mess with the P.
1682
01:14:42,565 --> 01:14:43,522
Now, you'd better
act right,
1683
01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:44,958
before you end up
in a fistfight.
1684
01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:49,659
Come on, my buddy!
Come on, Jerry!
1685
01:14:49,702 --> 01:14:52,009
Get up out of there,
man. Come on!
1686
01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:53,358
Man, watch out, man.
I got him, man.
1687
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:55,534
You got him?
Yeah, I got him.
1688
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,318
Man, give him here, man.
That's my goat, man.
1689
01:14:57,362 --> 01:14:59,059
Here, take him then.Come on.
1690
01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:01,453
Come on, man.
Come here, buddy.
1691
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,324
Jerry... Jerry,
come here.
1692
01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,501
Come here, Jerry.
1693
01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:07,328
I'm just gonna
let you know, man.
1694
01:15:07,372 --> 01:15:09,679
You know, you done right
by me and my brother, you know?
1695
01:15:09,722 --> 01:15:11,507
Yes, you did.You was our spirit guide.
1696
01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:13,857
Yeah.
You got us to
the Dawson Condos.
1697
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,511
You got us
this bling.
1698
01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:17,121
We about to go
kill it with Real Deal.
1699
01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:20,080
It wouldn't have been
without for you, man, you know?
1700
01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:21,995
So...
1701
01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:23,606
I'm gonna miss you, you little,
pissing, shitting rodent.
1702
01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:27,044
Oh, man. That's
my buddy right there.
1703
01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:30,613
[Both crying]
1704
01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:32,179
I'm gonna miss him,
man, you know?
1705
01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:33,877
I miss him already.
1706
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,183
You know, I miss the
little hoof and it hit you.
1707
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,968
Yeah, that was funny.
1708
01:15:38,011 --> 01:15:40,623
We smoked that bomb.
We ain't got no more weed.
1709
01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:43,756
[Both crying]
1710
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,541
You ready?Let's do it.
1711
01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:48,239
Okay, let's go.
1712
01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:49,632
Getting ready
to hit the stage.
1713
01:15:49,675 --> 01:15:51,503
No computer shit
tonight!
1714
01:15:54,985 --> 01:15:57,074
Yeah, Eddie Rodomski,
California Gaming Commission.
1715
01:15:57,117 --> 01:15:58,858
No, no...I need to get inside.
1716
01:15:58,902 --> 01:16:00,556
That's a fake badge.
That's a fake badge.
1717
01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:01,731
Fake badge?
It's a drug deal.
1718
01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:03,689
Drug dealing.Chinaman, get out of my way.
1719
01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:04,821
Get out of my way!I'm not Chinaman!
1720
01:16:04,864 --> 01:16:07,867
Chinaman, beaner,
whatever.
1721
01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:11,131
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
1722
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:12,655
Just relax,
ma'am.
1723
01:16:12,698 --> 01:16:15,048
Just relax.
It's okay.
1724
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,615
I'm here, guys.
1725
01:16:16,659 --> 01:16:19,357
Can we go ahead and get
a sitrep up on this scene?
1726
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,621
And let's make sure you're
getting some good photos.
1727
01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:24,231
What?
1728
01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:25,624
We got any leads,
officer?
1729
01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:27,495
I'm sorry. Who are you
and what are you doing here?
1730
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:30,629
Can someone please tell me
that they've got some info--
1731
01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:32,675
Oh, hell no!
1732
01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,198
He ain't here either!
1733
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:36,113
[Groaning]
1734
01:16:36,156 --> 01:16:39,029
That damn Kevin was supposed
to take me to that concert!
1735
01:16:39,072 --> 01:16:40,944
Uh, we got a problem,
ma'am?
1736
01:16:40,987 --> 01:16:43,207
Hell yeah, we got
a problem.
1737
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,992
Kevin was talking about
that gold tag shirt.
1738
01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:49,126
He fucking stood
my ass up again.
1739
01:16:49,169 --> 01:16:52,869
Uh, ma'am, Eddie Rodomski,
California Gaming.
1740
01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:55,480
You say something about
gold tag?
1741
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:58,657
Yeah, I'm going to have to
ask you to come with me.
1742
01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,006
Who he with?!
1743
01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,573
Who he with?!
1744
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:02,487
I know he ain't
by himself!
1745
01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:03,923
Hold on right there.
1746
01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,012
Hey, boys, I want you to
lock it up, Starsky and Hutch!
1747
01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:08,014
You too, ma'am.
1748
01:17:08,058 --> 01:17:09,625
Lock it up!
1749
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:16,414
♪ Put it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1750
01:17:16,457 --> 01:17:18,155
♪ Put it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1751
01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:20,636
♪ Put it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1752
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:24,683
Hold up. Hold up.
You guys cannot park here.
1753
01:17:24,727 --> 01:17:26,076
Well,
impound it then.
1754
01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:27,773
Yeah, you fake-ass,
action-Jackson.
1755
01:17:29,949 --> 01:17:31,647
Go 'head.
1756
01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:33,431
Yeah, yeah.
What's up?
1757
01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:35,912
Hey, what up?
What up, baby? Yeah.
1758
01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:38,262
Excuse me, ladies.
1759
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,657
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.
1760
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,268
Bam, bam, right here.
Check it out.
1761
01:17:44,311 --> 01:17:47,488
Nobody told me the Nell Carter
Twins were on the list tonight.
1762
01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:49,316
Shut your fake UFC looking
ass up.
1763
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,231
You and
Al Jarreau.
1764
01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:53,190
Look here, Grape-aid,
two gallon of milk,
1765
01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:54,670
unless ya'll on the list,
you ain't getting in.
1766
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,236
Man, if you don't take that
tight-ass suit
1767
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,064
down the street somewhere...
What the hell's wrong with you?
1768
01:17:58,108 --> 01:17:59,718
HERBERT:
We got tick--hey!
1769
01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:00,719
Oh, shit!
1770
01:18:00,763 --> 01:18:02,155
Hey, what's up,
baby?
1771
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:03,896
Hey, if it ain't
the leader of the gnomes.
1772
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:07,204
Yeah. I'm sorry, the pie eating
contest is not tonight.
1773
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:09,206
Man, what you got on, a Baby Gap
suit or something like that?
1774
01:18:09,249 --> 01:18:12,165
No, that's a KB Toys
store special.
1775
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:14,690
God damn, all the soul food
is in this motherfucker.
1776
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:16,126
HENRY:
Oh, you got jokes, huh?
You know what?
1777
01:18:16,169 --> 01:18:18,084
You're the first black
porcelain doll I have seen.
1778
01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:21,784
Oh shit, it's a life
in that motherfucker.
1779
01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:24,917
All right, if I pull the string,
you gonna talk for me?
1780
01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:27,093
Hey, look, man. I never seen
a G.I. Joe figure talk.
1781
01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:28,399
Where your kung fu
grip at?
1782
01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:29,356
Here it is,
right here.
1783
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,923
[Grunting]
1784
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:32,751
All right. I told you
about fucking with me. Shit...
1785
01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:34,231
BOUNCER:
Yo, yo, yo,
dibs, dibs, dibs.
1786
01:18:34,274 --> 01:18:36,668
Those are the cats from the
YouTube video I showed you.
1787
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:38,496
Oh, ya'll from
YouTube.
1788
01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:39,627
I didn't
recognize.
1789
01:18:39,671 --> 01:18:41,281
Well you'd better
recognize.
1790
01:18:41,325 --> 01:18:43,806
I'ma let y'all
up in here, yeah.
1791
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:45,590
I would have stepped
over you, but...
1792
01:18:45,633 --> 01:18:46,722
Y'all still some
big motherfuckers.
1793
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,158
You still a
little ass motherfucker.
1794
01:18:48,201 --> 01:18:49,594
Fuck you!
1795
01:18:49,637 --> 01:18:51,161
Hold up, Herbert,
is that you?
1796
01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,685
Jada?What you doing here?
1797
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,208
I thought your
ass was broke.
1798
01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:57,123
Now, I know you can't be
affording no tickets to this.
1799
01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:58,995
Broke? Don't you see
all this shit I got on?
1800
01:18:59,038 --> 01:19:01,649
We about to perform
with Real Deal tonight.
1801
01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:06,393
What's wrong with you? You're
letting him in and not us?
1802
01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:08,482
Eye level!Let us in now.
1803
01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:09,745
You want to get
in?
1804
01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:11,921
[Screaming]
1805
01:19:11,964 --> 01:19:13,923
You got that,
you fucking loser?
1806
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:15,489
Yeah!
1807
01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,143
Now, you know
you should let me in.
1808
01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:18,536
Baby, you know
you coming in.
1809
01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:20,886
Mm-mmm-mmm.Thank you.
1810
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,932
Damn and you need
to let me in.
1811
01:19:22,975 --> 01:19:26,326
Holy shit!
1812
01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:29,416
♪ Puttin' it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1813
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,679
♪ Puttin' it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1814
01:19:31,723 --> 01:19:33,681
♪ Puttin' it on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1815
01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:36,162
♪ Puttin' it on the hood,
I'm good ♪
1816
01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:38,077
♪ I'm so straight,
the cops so crooked ♪
1817
01:19:38,121 --> 01:19:40,819
♪ Clique full of soldiers,
just like No limit ♪
1818
01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:43,126
♪ YG, what you doing?
Bitch, gimmie four minutes ♪
1819
01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:45,084
♪ All in a nigga's grill,
like four dentists ♪
1820
01:19:45,128 --> 01:19:47,826
Ooh-wee!
1821
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:50,307
Boy, this shit
barking, man.
1822
01:19:50,350 --> 01:19:53,440
I didn't even know
YG was performing tonight.
1823
01:19:53,484 --> 01:19:55,007
♪ Got ya girl bouncing on my
what? Like a low low ♪
1824
01:19:55,051 --> 01:19:57,270
♪ Mustard on the beat,
mustard get a fucking cheque ♪
1825
01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:58,924
I heard of bobble head,
but that's some bobble booty.
1826
01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:00,621
Damn!
1827
01:20:00,665 --> 01:20:01,927
Hey, but on some
realness though, dog,
1828
01:20:01,971 --> 01:20:03,494
keep an eye out for
Kevin, homie,
1829
01:20:03,537 --> 01:20:05,365
because I know them
shirts up in here.
Hell yeah.
1830
01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:06,845
Think Real Deal's
up in here?
1831
01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:08,760
I don't know
and I don't give a fuck.
1832
01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,980
HERBERT:
Ooh, that shit bouncin'.
1833
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,286
Okay, come on,
come on.
1834
01:20:13,330 --> 01:20:15,854
♪ Hey, first off,
this beat bangin' ♪
1835
01:20:15,898 --> 01:20:17,334
Excuse me,
excuse me.
1836
01:20:17,377 --> 01:20:19,249
I got this.
Let me go first.
1837
01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:20,511
You like those?
1838
01:20:20,554 --> 01:20:21,904
Yeah, great.
1839
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:23,601
MEGAN:
You're looking
at that cheese.
1840
01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:25,211
You should be looking
at that celery.
1841
01:20:25,255 --> 01:20:26,996
♪ I'm good,
I'm good ♪
1842
01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:28,388
♪ Put that on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1843
01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,477
♪ Put that on the hood,
I'm good, I'm good ♪
1844
01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:33,350
Hello?
1845
01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:36,657
Ooh, hoo-hoo!
1846
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:40,879
I want to put your toes
in some tacos!
1847
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:43,273
She already got corns
on them twinkies already.
1848
01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,231
Oh, my God.
It's those--
1849
01:20:45,275 --> 01:20:48,321
Fat, freakin'
bastards.
1850
01:20:48,365 --> 01:20:50,280
What are you doing?
1851
01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:51,934
♪ Bitch in the whip looking
hot like a Cheeto! ♪
1852
01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:58,636
♪
1853
01:20:58,679 --> 01:21:00,812
Hey, hey! You can't
park here!
1854
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,683
Officer, we've got a
10-45 in progress.
1855
01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:07,079
Fucking dopeheads,
get a job!
1856
01:21:07,123 --> 01:21:08,907
Why are you
holding me so hard?
1857
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,604
KEVIN:
I don't want
them fools to see me.
1858
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:12,737
Too late for that.
1859
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,913
Hey, yo, you give
up the shirt
1860
01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:16,436
and don't make us
rough you up, playboy.
1861
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,568
HERBERT:
Hell, yeah!
1862
01:21:17,611 --> 01:21:19,135
You give up, Kevin.
1863
01:21:19,178 --> 01:21:22,094
You're busted,
kind of like your rhymes.
1864
01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:23,095
♪ So captivating
1865
01:21:23,139 --> 01:21:24,923
Shut up, bitch.
1866
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:27,230
Hey, don't hurt my ebony angel.
What's wrong with you?
1867
01:21:27,273 --> 01:21:28,753
Man.
1868
01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:30,798
Extraordinary!
1869
01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:33,018
What the hell?
1870
01:21:33,062 --> 01:21:34,846
Oh, it's Period man.
1871
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,633
What's going on?
Why is a prostitute here?
1872
01:21:39,677 --> 01:21:41,331
Not this shit again.
1873
01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:46,292
Ricardo--! Nice suit.
1874
01:21:46,336 --> 01:21:48,033
Look, I am
representing the twins.
1875
01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:49,817
And I know you've been
trying to find them,
1876
01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:51,167
but they've already
been signed with me.
1877
01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:54,561
[Laughing]
1878
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:56,085
Why are we laughing?
1879
01:21:56,128 --> 01:21:58,043
I don't want
to sign them.
1880
01:21:58,087 --> 01:22:00,611
No, I'm a lover of rare
and exotic things,
1881
01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:02,482
foods, animals.
1882
01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:05,007
I mean, have you ever
seen anything
1883
01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:07,357
more exotic than
this, huh, huh, huh?
1884
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,794
Thanks, I think.
1885
01:22:09,837 --> 01:22:11,274
Enough!
1886
01:22:11,317 --> 01:22:12,492
I'm sick of hearing
this shit!
1887
01:22:12,536 --> 01:22:14,364
Fact is I've got this shirt.
I'm going on.
1888
01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:15,843
Man, you know that's
our shirt.
1889
01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:17,802
You took it from us. You might
as well just give it up.
1890
01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:18,977
What are you talking about?
1891
01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:19,978
I got this shirt
at Ray-Ray's, bitch!
1892
01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:21,588
Hey.
1893
01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:23,547
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1894
01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:25,244
Ricardo, Ricardo,
Ricardo.
1895
01:22:25,288 --> 01:22:28,944
Real Deal.
1896
01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:32,034
I'm not paying my manager to sit
up here and start fights, man.
1897
01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:34,384
What's wrong with you?
1898
01:22:34,427 --> 01:22:37,604
RICARDO:
Very true. Now I must
go prepare the stage.
1899
01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:40,520
Listen to the man.
1900
01:22:43,915 --> 01:22:46,004
Get out, people.
Excuse me, everybody!
1901
01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:47,701
California Gaming!
See the badge?
1902
01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:48,964
So who's the winner?
1903
01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:51,401
I am!
We are!
1904
01:22:51,444 --> 01:22:53,881
Hold on, players.
There's only one tag.
1905
01:22:53,925 --> 01:22:55,927
Come on, Deal.
1906
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,668
These guys will say anything
to get onstage with you.
1907
01:22:57,711 --> 01:23:00,497
Man, you're a living legend.
I got the shirt, look.
1908
01:23:00,540 --> 01:23:03,108
Well, you're right about that.
The Deal is a living legend.
1909
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:05,415
And one thing about
a living legend like this,
1910
01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,112
I ain't never late.
Let's do this thing.
1911
01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:09,288
He took that shirt from us.
1912
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,508
Liar! That shirt does not
belong to you. I was there!
1913
01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:13,379
You know I got
this from Ray-Ray's!
1914
01:23:13,423 --> 01:23:16,861
That's the motherfucker
right there
1915
01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:18,819
was talking about how
he stole some shirt
1916
01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:20,734
and was going to take me
to the show tonight.
1917
01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:23,476
Now here with some ho!
1918
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,912
EDDIE:
What? Tonesha!
1919
01:23:24,956 --> 01:23:28,742
Look, I can prove that these
two bought that shirt.
1920
01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:31,223
Eddie Rodomski,
California Gaming.
1921
01:23:31,267 --> 01:23:33,138
Hey, that's right.
You already know what's up.
1922
01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:35,749
Please examine
this, Mr. Deal.
1923
01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:37,403
I work for
California Gaming,
1924
01:23:37,447 --> 01:23:39,623
and we're in charge of the
verification of this contest.
1925
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,799
I've been tracking these
two meatballs for days now.
1926
01:23:41,842 --> 01:23:43,322
That's verifiable evidence.
1927
01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:46,151
Right there.
1928
01:23:46,195 --> 01:23:47,457
Big as day.
1929
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,241
Look here. You ain't
going onstage with Deal.
1930
01:23:49,285 --> 01:23:51,026
[Laughing]
1931
01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:53,811
'Cause one thing about Deal,
Deal don't do losers.
1932
01:23:53,854 --> 01:23:56,770
No! T-dog gonna
have his day!
1933
01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:58,511
EDDIE:
Look out! He's got a weapon!
1934
01:23:58,555 --> 01:24:01,210
Yo, Kevin, don't do nothing
stupid now. Take it easy.
1935
01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:03,690
Shut up, bitch. I've been
playing you this whole time.
1936
01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,170
Fuck you. It's over.
1937
01:24:05,214 --> 01:24:06,171
We are over too.
1938
01:24:06,215 --> 01:24:07,825
I ain't going to
be with no man
1939
01:24:07,868 --> 01:24:08,565
that talked to
a woman like that.
1940
01:24:08,608 --> 01:24:10,088
Hold on a second.
1941
01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:11,089
No reason to bring
Real Deal in on this.
1942
01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:12,612
And by the way, Real Deal,
1943
01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:14,484
if I was your manager, none
of this would have happened.
1944
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:18,618
[Screaming]
1945
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,012
EDDIE:
Hands behind your back!
1946
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,580
Come on!
1947
01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:24,842
Easy there, boy. Easy!
1948
01:24:24,885 --> 01:24:27,540
Give me that!
1949
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:31,979
Boys, let me grab a pen for you.
Sign that. Make this official.
1950
01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:35,157
Sho' fo' sho'. Done.
1951
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:38,377
And done.
1952
01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:40,771
That legitimizes it.
1953
01:24:40,814 --> 01:24:42,555
Deal! Boss. Come on!
1954
01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:43,556
I'll kick you in the junk.
1955
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,602
Peace out!Peace!
1956
01:24:45,645 --> 01:24:48,126
Bye-bye!
Giddy up, big boy!
1957
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:49,736
See what you did!
1958
01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:51,129
HENRY:
See you later!
1959
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:54,045
I don't know what
just went down,
1960
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,525
but I'm about to go tie
the stage up.
1961
01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:57,527
You all rolling?
Literally.
1962
01:24:57,570 --> 01:24:58,745
[Laughing]
1963
01:24:58,789 --> 01:25:00,660
Sounds of pressure.
1964
01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:09,887
♪
1965
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:13,108
You two are going to perform
with Real Deal tonight!
1966
01:25:14,805 --> 01:25:17,199
Three Georgia
peaches, please.
1967
01:25:17,242 --> 01:25:18,243
[Screaming]
1968
01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:19,984
Go!
1969
01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:23,683
Get your big ass
in there, man.
1970
01:25:23,727 --> 01:25:25,598
At the end of the day,
1971
01:25:25,642 --> 01:25:27,513
I'm still happy to call
you my brother, dog.
1972
01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:29,472
That's what's up, bro.You know?
1973
01:25:29,515 --> 01:25:30,864
You all ready to do this?
1974
01:25:30,908 --> 01:25:33,780
Oh, yes, you already know,
man. I was born ready.
1975
01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:34,955
Herbert, I just want
to say thank you
1976
01:25:34,999 --> 01:25:36,392
for sticking
up for me.
1977
01:25:36,435 --> 01:25:37,828
Man, don't even
trip, man.
1978
01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:38,829
That shit was
nothing, man.
1979
01:25:38,872 --> 01:25:40,613
That was very brave.
1980
01:25:40,657 --> 01:25:41,614
Cool, cool, cool.
1981
01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:43,225
All right.
1982
01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:44,095
I'm going to watch it from
back here, all right?
1983
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,010
All right!
1984
01:25:46,053 --> 01:25:47,185
Hey, check your
brother, man.
1985
01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:48,491
We about to do this thing.
1986
01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:51,146
Let's go. Let's go.
1987
01:25:51,189 --> 01:25:52,756
Let's do this thing.
Let's do it.
1988
01:25:52,799 --> 01:25:56,934
EMCEE:
Tonight at the Roxy,
the one and only Real Deal!
1989
01:25:56,977 --> 01:25:59,893
♪
1990
01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:01,895
Ladies and gentlemen, pride,
1991
01:26:01,939 --> 01:26:04,071
Real Deal brought a couple
of friends for you,
1992
01:26:04,115 --> 01:26:06,030
Herbert and Henry.
1993
01:26:06,073 --> 01:26:08,598
We gonna do this thing.
Are y'all ready?
1994
01:26:08,641 --> 01:26:10,121
Fellas, y'all ready?
1995
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:13,690
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
1996
01:26:13,733 --> 01:26:14,995
Let's go get 'em.
Go get 'em.
1997
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:17,215
♪ Yeah, come on, come on
1998
01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:18,695
♪ Everybody, where you at?
1999
01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:21,045
♪ Put your hands in the air
like this, come on ♪
2000
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:22,960
♪ Thousand dollar jeans cleaned
and my white T ♪
2001
01:26:23,003 --> 01:26:24,222
♪ Got to get it in
2002
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:25,658
♪ Clean in my white T
2003
01:26:25,702 --> 01:26:28,792
♪ Clean in my white T
Clean in my white T ♪
2004
01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,750
♪ Clean in my,
clean in my white T ♪
2005
01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:32,187
♪ It's those things
2006
01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:34,189
♪ Watch us as we get keys
to the Escalade ♪
2007
01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:35,407
♪ You know that money
ain't a thang ♪
2008
01:26:35,451 --> 01:26:36,843
♪ Imagine what we
been through ♪
2009
01:26:36,887 --> 01:26:37,975
♪ Your boys going mental
2010
01:26:38,018 --> 01:26:39,585
♪ On to the next scene
2011
01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:40,847
♪ Something to get into
2012
01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:41,848
♪ I've got it
2013
01:26:41,892 --> 01:26:43,110
♪ Yeah, we got to get it
2014
01:26:43,154 --> 01:26:44,460
♪ We got to make it happen
2015
01:26:44,503 --> 01:26:46,723
♪ Get into this white T
Get shit crackin' ♪
2016
01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:49,160
♪ Any means necessary
Get to the show ♪
2017
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,641
♪ Two big-ass brothers
kickin' in the dough ♪
2018
01:26:51,684 --> 01:26:53,251
♪ So you already know
2019
01:26:53,295 --> 01:26:54,339
♪ You better hit the floor
2020
01:26:54,383 --> 01:26:55,775
♪ Me and my brother
about to blow ♪
2021
01:26:55,819 --> 01:26:57,995
♪ You already know what
the hell about to happen ♪
2022
01:26:58,038 --> 01:27:00,040
♪ Once we get this
gold-tag shit ♪
2023
01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:01,259
♪ Get to crackin'
2024
01:27:01,303 --> 01:27:03,348
♪ I got big dreams
I got big schemes ♪
2025
01:27:03,392 --> 01:27:05,959
♪ Me and Real Deal
about to be real clean ♪
2026
01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:08,527
♪ Fresh little chain
cost about a quarter mil ♪
2027
01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:11,008
♪ That's what I'm-a do
when I get my deal ♪
2028
01:27:11,051 --> 01:27:13,402
♪ Thousand dollar jeans
clean in my white T ♪
2029
01:27:13,445 --> 01:27:14,968
♪ Got to get it in
2030
01:27:15,012 --> 01:27:17,667
♪ Clean in my white T, ill
2031
01:27:17,710 --> 01:27:18,972
♪ Clean in my white T
2032
01:27:19,016 --> 01:27:21,148
♪ Got to get it ill
Clean in my white T ♪
2033
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:22,846
♪ White T, clean in my white T
2034
01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:24,195
♪ Clean in my white T
2035
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,849
♪ Clean in my,
clean in my white T ♪
2036
01:27:25,892 --> 01:27:28,330
♪ White T, clean in my white T
2037
01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:29,548
♪ Clean in my white T
2038
01:27:29,592 --> 01:27:31,333
♪ Clean in my,
clean in my white T ♪
2039
01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:32,899
♪ I save white Ts for days
2040
01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:34,423
♪ Real Deal on your playlist
2041
01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:37,687
♪ Big boys literally tearing
down yours stages ♪
2042
01:27:37,730 --> 01:27:39,428
♪ Got the landlord that's
confused with his races ♪
2043
01:27:39,471 --> 01:27:42,431
♪ And a bad bitch that I'm about
to change the game with ♪
2044
01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:44,346
♪ No time for haters
trying to steal shine ♪
2045
01:27:44,389 --> 01:27:45,608
♪ 'Cause I got
the golden ticket ♪
2046
01:27:45,651 --> 01:27:46,870
♪ And I got
the rhymes ♪
2047
01:27:46,913 --> 01:27:48,045
♪ I smoke
I got a zone ♪
2048
01:27:48,088 --> 01:27:49,742
♪ When you smoke,
you got it done ♪
2049
01:27:49,786 --> 01:27:52,136
♪ You find me in a Caddie
rolling nothing but the finest ♪
2050
01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:54,704
♪ That means if I'm on it
shit is gonna smoke ♪
2051
01:27:54,747 --> 01:27:57,141
♪ And everything is say
is deep ♪♪ Like a trombone
2052
01:27:57,184 --> 01:27:58,185
♪ I'm getting money
with the homies ♪
2053
01:27:58,229 --> 01:27:59,752
♪ While you're going broke
2054
01:27:59,796 --> 01:28:02,059
♪ On the big screen
Shit is funny but it's no joke ♪
2055
01:28:02,102 --> 01:28:04,453
♪ Thousand dollar jeans
clean in my white T ♪
2056
01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:07,717
♪ Got to get it ill
Clean in my white T, ill ♪
2057
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:09,066
♪ Clean in my white T
2058
01:28:09,109 --> 01:28:11,590
♪ Got to get it ill
Clean in my white T ♪
2059
01:28:11,634 --> 01:28:13,592
♪ White T,
clean in my white T ♪
2060
01:28:13,636 --> 01:28:16,247
♪ Clean in my white T
Clean in my white T ♪
2061
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,684
♪ White T,
clean in my white T ♪
2062
01:28:18,728 --> 01:28:19,903
♪ Clean in my white T
2063
01:28:19,946 --> 01:28:21,121
♪ Clean in my,
clean in my white T ♪
2064
01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:23,341
♪ White T, white T
2065
01:28:23,385 --> 01:28:24,734
♪ Fresh white T, fresh white T
2066
01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:26,866
♪ Fresh white T
2067
01:28:26,910 --> 01:28:29,826
♪ Fresh white T, fresh white T
2068
01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:34,178
♪ Fresh white T, fresh white T ♪ White T, T
2069
01:28:37,573 --> 01:28:39,401
♪ White T
2070
01:28:42,012 --> 01:28:45,102
NARRATOR:
Hey, all right, well,
there you have it.
2071
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:48,061
I didn't say it was gonna
be pretty or anything,
2072
01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:48,801
but that's the story.
2073
01:28:48,845 --> 01:28:52,152
Well, well, well!
2074
01:28:52,196 --> 01:28:56,853
Larceny, assault with
a deadly weapon, obstruction.
2075
01:28:58,202 --> 01:29:02,337
The list goes on
and on and on.
2076
01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:05,383
[Clearing throat]
2077
01:29:05,427 --> 01:29:07,472
I like to tell you
a little story.
2078
01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:09,474
[Sighing]
2079
01:29:09,518 --> 01:29:10,475
There was a little boy.
2080
01:29:10,519 --> 01:29:14,479
They called
the Wolf Caller,
2081
01:29:14,523 --> 01:29:19,179
because he would cry wolf
every night, every night.
2082
01:29:20,267 --> 01:29:21,399
[Howling]
2083
01:29:21,443 --> 01:29:26,143
"The wolf is coming!"
2084
01:29:27,536 --> 01:29:31,366
And one night
a wolf came.
2085
01:29:33,106 --> 01:29:37,241
And the wolf sat
by his door.
2086
01:29:41,027 --> 01:29:43,639
So one night...
2087
01:29:43,682 --> 01:29:48,252
the wolf come down
from Mount Escejalajolinos.
2088
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:53,736
It's a place where
a lot of wolves are at.
2089
01:29:53,779 --> 01:29:56,956
Everybody said, "Oh,
the fucking wolf is here!
2090
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,263
"The wolf, the wolf!"
2091
01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:03,006
Everybody
was frightened!
2092
01:30:03,049 --> 01:30:05,400
But the wolf only stayed
by the boy's door.
2093
01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,229
Huh?
2094
01:30:09,273 --> 01:30:12,058
It was a long day.
Adios.
2095
01:30:12,102 --> 01:30:14,844
So am I the wolf?
2096
01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:18,195
Well, no, no.
2097
01:30:18,238 --> 01:30:19,718
You are
the little boy.
2098
01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:21,981
I am the wolf.
2099
01:30:22,025 --> 01:30:24,114
[Laughing]
2100
01:30:24,157 --> 01:30:26,246
You are crazier
than shit!
2101
01:30:28,901 --> 01:30:30,947
Can't wait
till dinner.
2102
01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:34,603
I saw a barbecue place
around the corner.
2103
01:30:39,695 --> 01:30:41,392
[Howling]
2104
01:30:46,092 --> 01:30:54,753
♪
2105
01:30:54,797 --> 01:30:56,755
♪ We in the club
just trying to have fun ♪
2106
01:30:56,799 --> 01:30:59,279
♪ Why you got to make it so... ♪ Complicated
2107
01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:00,977
♪ We in the club
trying to have fun ♪
2108
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:03,762
♪ Why you got to make it so... ♪ Complicated
2109
01:31:03,806 --> 01:31:05,155
♪ Aren't you single?
2110
01:31:05,198 --> 01:31:06,722
♪ It's complicated
2111
01:31:06,765 --> 01:31:09,507
♪ See the bright
lights flashing ♪
2112
01:31:09,551 --> 01:31:10,987
♪ Like we in Vegas
2113
01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:14,469
♪ Girl, please don't
don't blow my eye ♪
2114
01:31:14,512 --> 01:31:15,687
♪ I'm faded
2115
01:31:15,731 --> 01:31:17,428
♪ Stop, stop what
you're saying ♪
2116
01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:19,822
♪ You're, oh,
so complicated ♪
2117
01:31:19,865 --> 01:31:22,041
♪ All about my money,
Pink Floyd ♪
2118
01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:23,652
♪ Big cash money
like Lloyd ♪
2119
01:31:23,695 --> 01:31:25,131
♪ I throw it
to the ladies ♪
2120
01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:27,003
♪ Get it, shorty
2121
01:31:27,046 --> 01:31:28,526
♪ I'm gonna get it
if gonna take me all morning ♪
2122
01:31:28,570 --> 01:31:31,529
♪ I'm single for the night
2123
01:31:31,573 --> 01:31:32,748
♪ Got to make the mood
just right ♪
2124
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:33,749
♪ The life of the party
2125
01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:35,098
♪ Set the tone
2126
01:31:35,141 --> 01:31:37,056
♪ Bust a move
I'm-a love light tone ♪
2127
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,276
♪ It takes two to make
a thing go right ♪
2128
01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:41,191
♪ Uh, yeah,
I provide what you like ♪
2129
01:31:41,234 --> 01:31:43,193
♪ What you fantasize
are my realities ♪
2130
01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:43,976
♪ Why you mad at me?
2131
01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:45,543
♪ Quit asking me
2132
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:47,676
♪ Aren't you single?
2133
01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:48,851
♪ It's complicated
2134
01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:52,115
♪ See the bright
lights flashing ♪
2135
01:31:52,158 --> 01:31:53,551
♪ Like we in Vegas
2136
01:31:53,595 --> 01:31:57,033
♪ Girl, please,
don't blow my eye ♪
2137
01:31:57,076 --> 01:31:58,295
♪ I'm faded
2138
01:31:58,338 --> 01:32:00,166
♪ Stop, stop
what you're saying ♪
2139
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:02,778
♪ You're oh,
so complicated ♪
2140
01:32:02,821 --> 01:32:04,823
♪ Relationship?
Girl, stop ♪
2141
01:32:04,867 --> 01:32:06,042
♪ You're either interested
or you're not ♪
2142
01:32:06,085 --> 01:32:07,347
♪ You know what time it is
2143
01:32:07,391 --> 01:32:08,653
♪ Look at my watch
2144
01:32:08,697 --> 01:32:10,350
♪ Rodney King, baby
Beat it like a cop ♪
2145
01:32:10,394 --> 01:32:12,439
♪ She hot
I need a shot ♪
2146
01:32:12,483 --> 01:32:14,790
♪ I'm a give
her all I got ♪
2147
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,009
♪ Let's have drinks
and mingle ♪
2148
01:32:17,053 --> 01:32:19,142
♪ Party with the DJ
He playing our single ♪
2149
01:32:19,185 --> 01:32:21,231
♪ Hang with my people
and get drunk ♪
2150
01:32:21,274 --> 01:32:23,450
♪ And we can get nutty
Professor Klump ♪
2151
01:32:23,494 --> 01:32:25,409
♪ I'm-a do me
You do what you want ♪
2152
01:32:25,452 --> 01:32:28,238
♪ All these questions
need to stop like... ♪
2153
01:32:28,281 --> 01:32:30,240
♪ Aren't you single?
2154
01:32:30,283 --> 01:32:31,589
♪ It's complicated
2155
01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:34,592
♪ See the bright
lights flashing ♪
2156
01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:36,072
♪ Like we in Vegas
2157
01:32:36,115 --> 01:32:40,555
♪ Girl, please don't blow my eye
I'm faded ♪
2158
01:32:40,598 --> 01:32:42,469
♪ Stop, stop what
you're saying ♪
2159
01:32:42,513 --> 01:32:46,256
♪ You're, oh,
so complicated ♪
2160
01:32:46,299 --> 01:32:48,954
♪ Let's fly away
2161
01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:51,130
♪ If you're single
let me hear you say ♪
2162
01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:54,003
♪ Hey, hey, hey
2163
01:32:54,046 --> 01:32:57,136
♪ We came to play
2164
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:59,704
♪ If you're single
even for today ♪
2165
01:32:59,748 --> 01:33:02,228
♪ Say hey, hey, hey
2166
01:33:02,272 --> 01:33:04,361
♪ Aren't you single?
2167
01:33:04,404 --> 01:33:05,536
♪ It's complicated
2168
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,757
♪ See the bright
lights flashing ♪
2169
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,019
♪ Like we in Vegas
2170
01:33:10,062 --> 01:33:13,326
♪ Girl, please don't
blow my eye ♪
2171
01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:14,676
♪ I'm faded
2172
01:33:14,719 --> 01:33:16,416
♪ Stop, stop what
you're saying ♪
2173
01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:19,898
♪ You're oh,
so complicated ♪
2174
01:33:19,942 --> 01:33:27,166
♪
2175
01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:28,167
[Music ends]
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