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This is a first.
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Empty service bay available.
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Yeah, it happens.
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You know, usually,
when I bring my car in,
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I have to leave it
out on the street.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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'Cause you're so busy.
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Yup.
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Not today, though.
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No, not today.
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You want to talk about it?
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I do not.
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You know I can't do that.
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All right, look, fine.
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Business isn't
what it used to be.
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And it's not just the
competition from the big chains,
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it's all these new cars.
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They don't have driveshafts
and differentials,
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it's just motherboards
and chips.
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It's like riding around
in a big-ass iPad.
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Well...
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would you like some
constructive criticism?
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Oh... Lord.
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Look, this place is
a little old-school.
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I mean, you don't
even have free Wi-Fi.
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Yes, I do.
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It's from the Thai
place next door.
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The password is "padthai22."
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They tried to change it,
but I figured it out.
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Okay.
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Have you ever noticed
one of those businesses
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that has a sticker in
the window that reads,
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"People love us on Yelp"?
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Yeah, but why would I
care about some sticker?
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Well, because your
customers care about them.
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I use the site all the time.
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In fact, I have Elite
reviewer status,
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not to brag.
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Don't worry, you didn't.
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Okay, think about this,
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would Tina ever read a book
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that didn't have an
Oprah sticker on it?
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Hell no.
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How would she know
if the book is good?
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Ah...
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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"Since 1989, Calvin Butler
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"has been Pasadena's
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"most sought-after mechanic.
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There has even been
talk of a statue."
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Whoa, check you
out, Pop. What?
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You building a Yelp page.
Man, that's pretty ambitious
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for a man of your, uh...
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vintage.
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Well, I'll have you
know that I'm actually
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pretty good with technology.
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See, I got this cool
picture of the shop.
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All I have to do is get it off
my phone and onto my computer,
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which is easy because, uh...
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Just let me do it.
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Oh, I like that idea.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Hey, man,
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I've been thinking,
we should go out
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for a night on the
town this week,
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like back in the
day. Butler boys.
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Oh, yeah, that's interesting.
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You know, since the
day you met Necie,
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you have asked me to hang
out a total of zero times.
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But now that she's out of town,
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suddenly, I'm not
invisible anymore.
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I know, I know.
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I've been a bad brother.
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Yeah. It's just so weird
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with Necie being gone.
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I don't know what to
do with myself, man.
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For the last six months,
I've been, you know,
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busy... every night.
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Yes, I know. I can
hear the shrieking.
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Thank God Necie is quiet.
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Good Lord, yuck.
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I see your yuck,
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and raise you a...
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Okay, it has been a minute
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since I hit the clubs.
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We should take two
separate cars 'cause, uh,
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you know how your boy does.
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No, we don't. Let's
keep it that way.
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Here, Pops, your
picture is uploaded.
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Ah, cool. All right.
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And...
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Calvin's Yelp page
is ready to launch.
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All right. This is exciting.
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Okay, ten... nine...
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eight... And post.
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Dad,
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you got to respect
the countdown, man.
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Marty, I ain't
got time to waste.
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I'm trying to get me a sticker.
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So...
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you about ready to
close that thing?
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Almost.
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You know, writing a
Yelp review is tricky.
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There's a fine line between
rave and going over the top.
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Oh, there's also a
fine line between
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sex and me going to sleep.
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Stay with me, baby.
I'm almost done.
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Just give him five stars
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and take your pants off.
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Look, you know, it's
not that simple.
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I take the integrity of my
Yelp reviews very seriously.
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There are legions
of Yelpers out there
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who have come to trust
the reviews of "Dave J."
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That is 100% in your head.
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Is it?
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I gave one star to a bike
shop that bent my frame.
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36 people found that
review "helpful."
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That bike shop is
now a dentist office.
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Mmm. That kind of
power is a turn-on.
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Is it?
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No, but it's 11:15, so
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yes. O-Okay.
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CHILDREN (singing off-key):
♪ This little light of ♪
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♪ Mine ♪
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♪ I'm gonna let it... ♪
Ugh.
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Hey, Tina. Thanks
for picking me up.
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What in the Fergie's national
anthem is going on in there?
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It's the after-school
music program.
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We lost our music
teacher last year,
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so the biology
teacher is filling in.
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Well, what, is he dissecting
a live goat in there?
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It's not that bad.
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Okay, it's terrible. Mm.
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I'm looking to hire someone new,
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but it's a really
hard position to fill.
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I need someone who
can sing and dance
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and has the charisma
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to inspire the kids.
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And pretty.
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Gemma, how gullible
do you think I am?
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What? Why would
you... Wh-Wh-What?
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: "Hey, T. Thanks
for picking me up.
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Meet me in front of
multipurpose room three."
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You knew damn well I was gonna
walk in and hear all that mess.
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Whoa. You think...
Wh... Uh, what?
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Will you do it?
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Gemma, you know I've got
my cupcake business and...
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But it's only a couple
of afternoons a week.
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But you know what?
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I shouldn't have
put you on the spot.
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Yeah, you shouldn't have.
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Oh, hi, Miss Tina. Hey.
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I wasn't expecting
to see you here.
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Can we go home, Mom?
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I'm sad.
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This is making all the
kids fall out of love
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with music. Oh.
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The only thing worse than that
singing is y'all's acting.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm. Mm...
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Mm-hmm...
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So...? It's good, right?
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No, it's great.
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Real rave. Five stars.
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Happy to do it.
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There's one line in here that,
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uh, you know, threw
me off a little.
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"Don't be put off
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"by the owner's
prickly exterior,
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you'll come to realize
he's a great guy."
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Yeah.
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Why-why did you
call me "prickly"?
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Well, the takeaway is
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"great guy."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
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but before that it's "prickly."
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Okay, look, Calvin, don't
take this as an insult, but,
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you know, I didn't want my
followers to come in and be...
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caught off guard by
your... strong personality.
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But, again, "great guy."
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I appreciate the review, Dave,
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but, come on, I'm not prickly.
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Oh, I agree, Pop.
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You're not prickly.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, that's not the right word.
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It's more like... cantankerous.
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Testy.
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Cranky.
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Ooh, you know, I
considered cranky.
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Ah. Ooh, you know
what? I got it:
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obstreperous.
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Oh, yeah. Obstreperous.
No, no, no, no.
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I am not obstreperous.
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I'm the opposite. I
am very streperous.
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Calvin, you know, you're only
focusing on the negative.
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Look at this.
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18 thumbs up for Dave
J. I'm killing it.
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But the important thing is-is
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I'm bringing eyeballs
to your site.
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Yes, and all the eyeballs
are agreeing with you.
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"The owner is definitely
on the prickly side."
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Oh, ooh, oh, look at,
"Watch out for Mr. Grumpy."
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Look, these are all
five-star reviews, though.
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This is how you
earn the sticker.
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Ooh, "crusty."
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Ooh, yup, yup. "Crotchety."
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♪ Oh, freedom ♪
♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
: ♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom... ♪
Stop.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Okay.
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William, Phoebe, I think
you two will be happier
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in the rhythm
section. We all will.
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Okay, now, let's take it back
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to the top.
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♪ Oh, freedom ♪
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: ♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
♪ Freedom... ♪
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Stop!
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Ugh, Grover,
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you are croaking like
a frog. Stand up.
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I need for you to sing
from your diaphragm, okay?
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We're gonna take you up an
octave, Froggy, all right?
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♪ Ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
Yes!
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That's your sweet spot, Kermit.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't laugh.
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Some of y'all sound like
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you got your fingers
slammed in a car door.
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Let's go. Again.
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This is gonna take a week?
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Well, it wouldn't take a week
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if you ever changed your oil.
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Man, you sound like my father.
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Well, I am not your
father because, if I was,
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I'd take your car
and give you a bike.
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Now take that to
your real daddy.
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So, Calvin, just curious,
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how do you think that
guy's feeling right now?
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Probably stupid for
not changing his oil.
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Okay, you know what,
uh, let me rephrase.
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What do you think that
guy's gonna say on Yelp?
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"Five stars"?
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"Guy reminds me of my father"?
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Come on, Dave, come on,
don't-don't get in my head
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about this. Well,
I don't want to,
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but with Yelp comes
tremendous responsibility.
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I don't want the responsibility,
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I just want the sticker.
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You have to earn the sticker.
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Now, it's not that not hard.
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You just got to add a
little bit of sunshine.
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00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,578
Now, I've taken the liberty of
making you a little cheat sheet.
259
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,782
Here, "Number one, ask
them how they're doing,
260
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,183
i.e. how their day is."
261
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,619
Their day is terrible.
Their car's broken.
262
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,055
Ugh.
263
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,557
Calvin, come on,
just try it out.
264
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:33,560
All right, I'll give it a shot,
265
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,428
man. Okay, look.
266
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,764
Yeah, all right.
267
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,066
Hello. Welcome to
Calvin's Pit Stop.
268
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,302
How are you today? I'd
really like to know.
269
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,044
Hey.
270
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,580
Hello, again. How are you?
271
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,683
I need to dump some used
motor oil. Where do I put it?
272
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,144
I'll tell you where
you can put it.
273
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,253
You can put it...
274
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,625
Look, I'm sorry, but we only
do that for our customers.
275
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:09,629
But the recycling center is just
a mile up Lincoln in Altadena.
276
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,331
It's a lovely drive, by the way.
277
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,565
All right, fine.
278
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,304
Be sure to love us on Yelp.
279
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,605
Man...
280
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,940
You see that...
281
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,317
Calvin, that showed
amazing restraint.
282
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,177
It sure did. Did
you hear him? Yeah.
283
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,412
"I want to recycle my oil."
284
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,614
You know what? I was
about to recycle...
285
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,883
Hey, hello.
286
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,484
Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
287
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,721
How can I turn your
Monday a fun day?
288
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,623
Nailed it.
289
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,661
So, I wanted to show you
290
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,064
what I'm gonna do with
my class tomorrow.
291
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,966
Nobody can teach the difference
292
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,268
between major and
minor keys like
293
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,838
Stevie Wonder.
294
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,305
Ooh. Whew.
295
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,675
This is gonna blow their
little unformed minds.
296
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,344
That's awesome.
297
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,247
You're doing a great
job. It's just...
298
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,349
these kids are pretty sheltered,
299
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,284
and I'm afraid you're being a
300
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,187
teensy bit... blunt.
301
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,856
Yup. That's me.
302
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,058
Yeah.
303
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,492
And that's great.
304
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,527
It's just, maybe you're
a little too blunt.
305
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,065
Just a teensy weensy bit.
306
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,300
Okay, so let me
get this straight.
307
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,070
I'm being "a teensy
weensy bit...
308
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,337
too blunt"?
309
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,606
Just try to remember
they're children.
310
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,776
Children with parents who aren't
shy about calling the principal.
311
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,078
But, again,
312
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,481
you're doing great, so great.
313
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,984
So great, but too blunt, huh?
314
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,086
Just an eensy,
teensy, weensy bit.
315
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,388
And pretty, so pretty.
316
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,594
Whoo! Oh, man!
317
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,429
Man, it's been a long time.
318
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,964
Last time I was out like this,
319
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,800
I was a desperate single guy,
striking out with hot women.
320
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,637
Well, it's a grind
out here, man.
321
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,916
You know, you are lucky you
are not on the hunt anymore.
322
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,175
Hey, what can I say,
baby? I'm a lucky man.
323
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,311
Yeah, right.
324
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,615
I am in your way. Forgive me.
325
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,452
Oh, don't worry. I'll
find a way to squeeze in.
326
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,993
What the hell was that? What?
327
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,930
She was hitting on you, man.
328
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,565
No, really? Yes, really.
329
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,600
Save my spot.
330
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,170
At all costs. Okay.
331
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,040
This spot right here?
Okay, I got it. Mm-hmm.
332
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,378
You're dancing with me.
333
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,148
Who are you?
334
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,583
I don't know.
335
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,856
Uh-oh.
336
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,960
Baby, why are you frowning?
337
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,661
I can't help it, bae.
338
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,198
I've been fake-smiling all day.
339
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,800
It's like my face
been doing squats.
340
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,537
But, apparently, that's
what you have to do
341
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,107
if I want to get one
of these Yelp stickers.
342
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,211
I mean, God forbid I look
at somebody the wrong way,
343
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,413
and they write a bad review.
344
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,882
Well, that's ridiculous, Calvin.
345
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,484
Your customers have
always loved you.
346
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,052
I know.
347
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,553
So what if I'm prickly?
348
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,356
I am who I am. Exactly.
349
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,691
You know, like today,
350
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,659
Gemma told me that
I was too blunt.
351
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,228
What's wrong with blunt?
352
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,562
Nothing.
353
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,831
It's not my job to
lie to those kids.
354
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,900
They need honesty if
they're gonna do better.
355
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,669
You know what, if we
are guilty of anything,
356
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,338
it's that we care too much.
357
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,772
Boom.
358
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,876
I actually like your bluntness.
359
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,713
Mm. You are a
strong, blunt woman.
360
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,914
Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,417
And I like that you're
prickly, you know?
362
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,019
That means you
don't take any crap.
363
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,788
You mess with a porcupine, your
behind's gonna get pricked.
364
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,726
You see, that's why
we are a great couple.
365
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,395
Mm. That's right,
that's right.
366
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,664
Um, baby, may I be blunt?
367
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,500
I wish that you would.
368
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,769
I want to take
you to the bedroom
369
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:13,540
and do 17 nasty things to you.
370
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,042
Seventeen?
371
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,912
Ooh, can we do nine
and get some rest?
372
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,751
No? Well, how about I lay
there, and we can do 12?
373
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,599
Valerie! Valerie.
374
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,502
Valerie, I... I'm
an engaged man.
375
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,637
A very, very
flattered engaged man.
376
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,206
Okay.
377
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,078
I feel like a piece of meat,
378
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,246
but I did get a free margatini.
379
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,948
I figured it out.
380
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,085
You know, it all
makes sense now.
381
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,887
See, it used to be, in
situations like this, you...
382
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,190
you always had an air of
desperation about you.
383
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,658
Yeah, no argument there.
384
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,994
But now that you have a fiancée,
385
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,762
it is totally different.
386
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,764
You see, the
desperation is gone.
387
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,700
You're loose and-and funny,
388
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,735
and you are not
even trying at all.
389
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,080
Why didn't I have
this superpower
390
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,205
when I could've enjoyed it?
391
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,273
That is the irony, my brother.
392
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,343
You only have it because
you don't need it.
393
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,745
You know, this is
fun, man, but...
394
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,014
I am over this dating scene.
395
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183
Got to be honest, lil' bro...
396
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,486
I envy what you have with Necie.
397
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,622
Aw, man.
398
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,757
You know, if you
want to find the one,
399
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,297
you got to meet her
somewhere, right?
400
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,561
Yeah. Let me
401
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,196
use my powers for good.
402
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,831
What do you mean?
403
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,134
Excuse me, miss.
404
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,236
Do you like Idris
Elba? Yes, I do.
405
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,339
Okay, well, what if Idris
was younger, more athletic,
406
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,683
and had a job coaching baseball
at one of the most prestigious
407
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,209
universities in
Southern California?
408
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,510
Whoa, you do?
409
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,011
No, girl. Look at me.
410
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,550
No, I struck out at kickball,
and I'm engaged, but...
411
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,154
this is my brother,
and he is a catch.
412
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,055
Hey, I'm Malcolm.
413
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,457
Six two.
414
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,759
Hi, Malcolm. Uh, come sit
with me and my friends.
415
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,462
Oh, I would love to.
416
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:16,963
Can you do a British accent?
417
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,071
Oh, hey, Calvin.
418
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,774
So, you just wait out here?
419
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,343
Sometimes I do, yes.
420
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,181
What do you want? Okay, well,
421
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,483
despite my
intentions, which were
422
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,518
very, very good...
423
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,187
I messed up.
424
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,190
What the hell?
425
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,393
So my rating went
down a half a star?
426
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,995
I know. Scroll down.
427
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,798
"The owner smiled
the whole time,
428
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,400
it was creepy."
429
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,204
Oh, and then there's this one.
430
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,939
"Expect a lot of
mindless chitchat."
431
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,774
In my defense,
432
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,577
I happen to love
mindless chitchat.
433
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,979
You know, I should've
followed my instincts.
434
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,049
It just didn't feel
right being so nice.
435
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,653
I'm done, Dave.
436
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,322
I'm bringing back old Calvin,
437
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,890
and if that doesn't give me
a sticker, then so be it.
438
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,492
No, y-you are
getting that sticker
439
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,694
because you're a great mechanic.
440
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,506
Look, you were getting
nothing but five stars
441
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,970
until I started
getting in your head.
442
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,233
You're damn right I was.
443
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,067
Yes, you were, and
you want to know why?
444
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,537
Because people love
Prickly Calvin.
445
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,806
I love Prickly Calvin.
446
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,842
I know you do.
447
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,010
Now get the hell out of my way.
448
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,681
Hey, Calvin.
449
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,252
Welcome back.
450
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,991
♪ Freedom ♪
451
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,993
♪ Freedom ♪
♪ Oh, freedom ♪
452
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,628
♪ Freedom ♪
453
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,030
♪ Freedom ♪
♪ Oh, freedom ♪
454
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,033
♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
♪ Freedom ♪
455
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,702
♪ Oh, freedom, oh, freedom ♪
456
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,805
♪ Freedom. ♪
457
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,708
Yes! I love it.
458
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,977
That was almost beautiful.
459
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,747
You little germ
buckets can sing.
460
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,451
All right, give me some,
give me some, give me some.
461
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,289
Okay, okay, now,
run me my props.
462
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,491
I think that's what
I'm about to do.
463
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,794
Tina, I'm blown away.
464
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,962
Oh, of course you
are. And by the way?
465
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,798
Five more kids
showed up this week,
466
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,666
and two of them
can actually sing.
467
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,270
That's great. Uh-huh.
468
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,905
Look, Gemma, I, um,
469
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,807
I know you're in
a tough position,
470
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,675
but... I got to be me.
471
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,411
And I want you to be.
472
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,145
If I'm gonna be good at my job,
473
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,847
I've got to hire the
best people... Mm.
474
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,282
And you are the best. Mm.
475
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,117
You can be as blunt
as you want to be.
476
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,985
Good. 'Cause those pants
477
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,687
aren't doing your
butt any favors.
478
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,927
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