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[cover of Sufjan Stevens'"To Be Alone with You"]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ I'd swim across
Lake Michigan ♪
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♪ I'd sell my shoes ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'd give my body ♪
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♪ To be back again ♪
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♪ In the rest of the room ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ To be alone ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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‐ [grunts]
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‐ Sorry.
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER:
♪ To be alone with you ♪
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‐ Life's a beach, Pudge.
Enjoy the waves.
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SINGER:
♪ Alone with you ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ To be alone with you ♪
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[scratching]
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♪ To be alone with you ♪
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[scraping]
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♪ To be alone ♪
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‐ Whatever she did,
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it's not nice to call someone
a name.
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‐ In this case, it is accurate.
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She did rat.
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‐ Then why are you trying
so hard to get it off?
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‐ Thank you.
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And thank you for
taking care of me.
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I'm sorry I ran off like that.
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‐ Well, you did not end up
in a coma, so that's good.
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‐ I'm also sorry for
not saying any of this sooner.
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I was just embarrassed.
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‐ It's okay.
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SINGER:
♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I've never known a man
who loved me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ ♪
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[video gamecharacters grunting]
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ALASKA: Sorry, Pudge.
Did I wake you?
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Sound is an integral part
of the artistic experience
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of this video game.
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Ever bone snap has been
carefully rendered for
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our listening pleasure.
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Muting Mortal Kombat
would be like only reading
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every other word of Jane Eyre.
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‐ Where's The Colonel?
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‐ He woke up half an hour ago.
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When he saw it was me,
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he just, um,
grabbed his things and left.
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His loss, right?
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That's a rhetorical question,
no need to answer.
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[video gamecharacters grunting]
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‐ Why did you do it?
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No one hates rats
as much as you do.
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So for you to do
what you did...
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‐ I appreciate your concern,
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and I promise I will never
do it again.
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But that's all I'm gonna
say about it.
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In other news, are you
staying here for Thanksgiving?
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Because I am.
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‐ Thanksgiving?
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‐ National holiday.
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Native Americans gave us
maize and yams,
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and we gave them smallpox.
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Ring a bell?
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Jake has a lot of
studying to do,
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and he says
he can't concentrate
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while staring at me,
so I'll be here...all alone,
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by myself.
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I‐‐um, I was actually thinking
you should stay here too.
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In fact,
I have composed a list.
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"Why Pudge should stay at
the Creek for Thanksgiving:
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"a list by Alaska Young.
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"One: because he is
a very conscientious student,
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"Pudge has been deprived of
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"many wonderful Culver Creek
experiences,
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"including but not limited to
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"drinking wine with me
in the woods,
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"going out late at night
and lying in
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"the dewy soccer fields
and reading
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"a Kurt Vonnegut book
by moonlight.
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"Two: while it will never be
mistaken for
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"the fine dining experience
you might have
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"in central Florida,
Miss Anne's Diner serves
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a surprisingly tasty
Thanksgiving meal."
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And three‐‐well, I don't
really have a three,
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but one and two were
awfully good.
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[sentimental music]
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‐ I'm supposed to go home.
My parents are expecting me.
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It's a pretty big holiday
in the Halter household.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Think it over
once we wake up.
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♪ ♪
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I'm not flirting.
I'm just tired.
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♪ ♪
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TAKUMI:
Tell your parents yet?
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MILES:
Tell 'em what?
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THE COLONEL: That you ain't
going home for Thanksgiving.
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You ain't special, Pudge.
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Alaska doesn't like to go home,
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but she also doesn't like
to be alone.
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Takumi stayed with her
last year,
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and now it's your turn.
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You think something
amazing is gonna happen,
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and she gonna break up
with Jake,
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and you're gonna experience
sexual fireworks.
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But really, you're just gonna
drink shitty wine
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and melt candles.
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‐ So many candles.
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THE COLONEL:
This is what Alaska does.
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What Pudge does is still left
to be determined.
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‐ I think he's staying.
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‐ He does that,
he's a rat by association,
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and we'll have no choice
but to cut him off as well.
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MILES:
I'm not staying.
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Yes, Alaska invited me,
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but I didn't even consider it.
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It's just crazy.
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‐ Pudge, are you familiar
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with the Indian Springs Treaty
of 1825?
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Because you staying here
with Alaska is like
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those three rogue
Native Americans
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who tried to make a deal
with the white men.
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Their own tribe executed them
for being traitors,
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and the white men took
their land anyway.
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‐ That was dark,
and I don't totally get it.
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‐ Don't think with your dick.
That compute?
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‐ That was not the moral
of the story.
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It was
don't trust white people...
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or alternatively,
don't trust people
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who are known to be unreliable.
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‐ Especially proven rats.
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‐ Not to mention,
she has a boyfriend.
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THE COLONEL: And God help us
if you unmoor her
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from the rock that is Jake,
which ain't gonna happen.
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'Cause she ain't gonna
never get with you.
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‐ Bad wine, many candles.
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‐ I get it.
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I got it.
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I'm Orlando bound.
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[phone ringing]
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[phone beeps on]
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‐ Miles, what's wrong?
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‐ Nothing is wrong.
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Every time I call,
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doesn't meansomething's wrong.
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‐ "Every time" you call
implies you call all the time.
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‐ Yeah, sorry.
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I know I missed a call
last week.
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Uh, I'm just saving up
some new material
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for when I see you in person.
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WALTER:Yeah, about that.
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Now, no pressure onThanksgiving, Miles.
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You don't have to fly in
for the holiday
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if you don't want to.
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‐ Oh, um...
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[stammers]
I don't?
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WALTER:No.
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We can drive up
and pick you up.
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This way...
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BOTH:Road trip!
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[both laugh]
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JUDY: We can't waitto see you, sweetie.
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I've already started making
the cranberry sauce.
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‐ [chuckles]
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I hope you're making it
with those golden raisins.
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JUDY:For my golden boy.
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Our son is coming home.
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WALTER:We'll see you soon, bud.
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[phone clangs]
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‐ [exhales]
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[phone rings]
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[sighs]
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Sorry, if I didn't sound
excited enough.
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I‐‐I can't wait for
the cranberry sauce.
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JAKE: Ugh.I hate that shit.
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What the hell is it?
Is it a fruit?
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Is it Jell‐O?
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‐ Sorry.
You're not my mom.
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JAKE:Is this Miles?
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It's me, Jake.
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‐ Jake, as in Alaska's Jake?
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‐ Yeah, I'm not sure
that's the case anymore.
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I'm not sure about much, man,
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other than I've called
this payphone, like, 40 times,
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and she still hasn't
called me back.
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‐ Did you get into a fight?
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It seemed like
everything was great.
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‐ Yeah, 'cause it was
until she ran out on me
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when I was saying good‐bye.
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And I haven't heard from her
since.
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She's totally blowing me off,
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and I feel like we're done,
dude.
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Can't think of
a single reason why.
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[Black Rebel MotorcycleClub's "Shuffle Your Feet"]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Yeah, nothing comes to mind.
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♪ ♪
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[phone rings]
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[phone beeps on]
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‐ Miles, what's wrong?
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‐ I just spoke to you.
[chuckles]
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What terrible catastrophe
could have befallen me
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since then?
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Um, actually,
something has come up.
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HAYES:
♪ See you again ♪
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♪ Time won't save ♪
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‐ Hey.
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♪ ♪
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HAYES:
♪ Time won't save my soul ♪
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‐ What are you doing?
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‐ Just cozying up
with some Vonnegut
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since he'll be
my only companion
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this coming week.
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I'll tell you all about it
when you get back.
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‐ Or we could read it together.
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HAYES:
♪ I'll see you again ♪
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‐ I'm staying.
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HAYES: ♪ Who knows
if I'll see you again ♪
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MILES:
Staying here at school,
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remaining focused,
gives me the opportunity
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to catch up on my studies.
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Plus, the peace and quiet is
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gonna be very restorative.
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Orlando really is a city
on the go.
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That fast‐paced lifestyle
can be very depleting.
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I know what you're thinking,
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but it's not 'cause
I wanna make out with her.
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‐ Hold up.
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I've been doing a little
back of the napkin calculations
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in my head,
and I've been able to determine
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that you're full of shit.
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Yo, Takumi!
My mom's here.
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Last chance to get a free ride
to the airport.
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‐ Oh, that's your mom?
I'd love to meet her.
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‐ Hey, sweetie!
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How you doing?
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[smooching]
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‐ Pudge, I'm giving you
48 hours
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before Alaska breaks your heart
or Jake breaks your face,
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and we will not help you
pick up the pieces.
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‐ Oh, actually, um,
Alaska and Jake are
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kind of on the outs.
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‐ It's even worse
than I thought.
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My condolences.
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[Jet's "Are You Gonna BeMy Girl"]
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♪ ♪
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‐ [sighs]
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CESTER:
♪ Go ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ So one, two, three ♪
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♪ Take my hand
and come with me ♪
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♪ Because you look so fine ♪
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♪ And I really wanna
make you mine ♪
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♪ I said you look so fine ♪
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♪ And I really wanna
make you mine ♪
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ALASKA:
The Eagle's on vacation,
263
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but we take no chances.
264
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,353
Dig.
265
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CESTER: ♪ When you look
like that, do ya ♪
266
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‐ Dig?
‐ Dig.
267
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♪ ♪
268
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CESTER:
♪ Big black boots ♪
269
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,823
♪ Long brown hair ♪
270
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,646
♪ She's so sweet
with her get‐back stare ♪
271
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,324
♪ Well, I could see ♪
272
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,993
♪ You home with me ♪
273
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,582
♪ Before I let you get away ♪
274
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,698
♪ Yeah ♪
275
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,084
‐ So, we're making candles?
276
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,711
‐ My reputation precedes me.
277
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,379
CESTER: ♪ I said, "Are you
gonna be my girl" ♪
278
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[thudding]
279
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ALASKA: Hell of a day for you
to decide to sleep in.
280
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,591
We're already behind schedule.
281
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,064
‐ Maybe next time
don't have me consume
282
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,095
large quantities of cheap wine.
283
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,140
‐ You had maybe one glass,
and it's not cheap.
284
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,114
Given how it tastes,
it's actually overpriced.
285
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,569
‐ Wait, behind schedule
for what?
286
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,818
‐ I've long believed
that the creek
287
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,571
that runs behind the school is
connected to Miss Anne's Diner.
288
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,873
Don't you wanna test out
the theory?
289
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,997
Come on.
Put your shoes on!
290
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,995
Come on, let's go!
291
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,214
[dramatic music]
292
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,589
"In the beginning,God created the earth...
293
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,206
♪ ♪
294
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,224
"And he looked upon itin His cosmic loneliness.
295
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:25,097
♪ ♪
296
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:29,676
"And God said, 'Let us makeliving creatures out of mud,
297
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:33,314
"'so the mud can see whatWe have done.'
298
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,193
"And God created every livingcreature that now moveth,
299
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,650
"and one was man.
300
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,530
"Mud as man alone could speak.
301
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,988
"God leaned closeto mud as man sat up,
302
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,239
looked around and spoke."
303
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,530
Whoo!
304
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,294
Told you.
MILES: Yay.
305
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,157
ALASKA:"Man blinked.
306
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,134
"'What is the purpose ofall this?' he asked politely.
307
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,875
"'Everything must havea purpose?' asked God.
308
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,758
"'Certainly,' said man.
309
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,085
"'Then I leave it to you
310
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,299
"'To think of onefor all this,' said God.
311
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,511
And He went away."
312
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,471
♪ ♪
313
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,683
Fucking love Vonnegut.
314
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:18,694
♪ ♪
315
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,611
‐ Why don't you go home
for vacations?
316
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:29,044
‐ Because I hate ghosts
and home is full of 'em.
317
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:35,995
♪ ♪
318
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,710
[Alaska laughs]
319
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,722
[water rushing]
320
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,225
I had a theory the creek
would get us down.
321
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,725
I just never thought how
it would get us back.
322
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,314
[Miles sighs]
323
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,487
‐ I have a question for you,
Pudge.
324
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,945
‐ I have an answer for you,
Alaska.
325
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,616
‐ What's your favorite line
from Auden?
326
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,615
‐ Retraction.
I don't have an answer for you.
327
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,788
Never heard of Auden,
much less read him.
328
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,668
‐ Why'd you just assume
he's a man?
329
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,125
And how have you never
heard of him?
330
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,125
[sighs]
331
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,586
You poor, illiterate boy.
332
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,665
‐ So, Auden is a man.
333
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,711
ALASKA: "You shall love
your crooked neighbor
334
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,134
with your crooked heart."
335
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,343
That's my favorite.
336
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,592
MILES:
It's pretty good.
337
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,803
ALASKA:
Pretty good?
338
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,303
Sure, and bufriedos are
pretty good,
339
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,564
and the sun is pretty hot,
and this canoe is pretty heavy.
340
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:35,687
God, Pudge, it says so much
about love and brokenness.
341
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:40,055
It's...it's perfect.
God, you're hopeless.
342
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,330
[exhales]
343
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,695
‐ [groaning]
344
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,919
‐ You wanna go porn hunting?
345
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,210
‐ What?
346
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,421
‐ You can't love your neighbors
347
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,631
until you know how crooked
their hearts are.
348
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,051
You don't like porn?
Come on.
349
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,050
[Beck's "E‐Pro"]
350
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:18,063
♪ ♪
351
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,565
BECK: ♪ See me coming to town
with my soul ♪
352
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,203
♪ Straight down out of
the world with my fingers ♪
353
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,411
♪ Holding onto
the devil I know ♪
354
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,291
♪ All my troubles will hang
on your trigger ♪
355
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,369
♪ Take your eyes and your mind
from the road ♪
356
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,094
♪ Shoot your mouth if you know
where you're aiming ♪
357
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,545
♪ Don't forget to pick up
what you sow ♪
358
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,546
♪ Talking trash to
the garbage around you ♪
359
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,838
‐ Found it.
360
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:53,101
BECK:
♪ Na na na na na ♪
361
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:57,225
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
362
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,016
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
363
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,900
ALASKA: Ooh.
What do we have here?
364
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,317
[bottle cap snaps]
365
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,725
BECK:
♪ Na na na na na ♪
366
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,694
‐ Maui wowie!
367
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,494
‐ Aren't you worried
we're gonna get caught?
368
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,028
‐ Oh, no, Pudge.
You're right.
369
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,662
Maybe they'll go to The Eagle
and tell him
370
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,159
someone stole
their wine cooler.
371
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,080
BECK: ♪ Handing out
a confection of venom ♪
372
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,669
♪ Heaven's drunk
from the poison you use ♪
373
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,285
♪ Charm the wolves
with the eyes of a gambler ♪
374
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,462
♪ Now I see
it's a comfort to you ♪
375
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,381
♪ Hammer my bones on
the anvil of daylight ♪
376
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,261
♪ Na na na na ♪
377
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,468
‐ Bingo!
378
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,758
‐ Bitches of Madison County.
379
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:39,142
‐ Hank is a cinephile,
so this will be delightful.
380
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,351
BECK:
♪ Na na na na na ♪
381
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,900
[seductive music]
382
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,898
[woman on TV moaning]
383
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,439
MILES:
She is...vocal.
384
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,614
WOMAN:Oh, yeah, baby!
385
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,823
‐ Think we should turn it down?
386
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,624
‐ No, there's, like,
one teacher on campus,
387
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,327
and I highly doubt
Madame O'Malley is
388
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,747
skulking around with a glass
to the wall.
389
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,366
They just don't make sex
look fun for women.
390
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,254
That girl is just an object.
I mean, look at that.
391
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,592
‐ Oh, I am looking.
392
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,919
‐ God, Pudge,
never do it that hard.
393
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,094
‐ Uh, no.
394
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,053
Pfft.
395
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,393
I would never.
396
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,758
ALASKA:
That would just hurt,
397
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,274
and that is torture.
398
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,726
That is not a man and a woman.
399
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,386
That is a penis and a vagina.
400
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,694
You know,
what's erotic about that?
401
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,687
Where's the kissing?
402
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,898
[woman on TV moaning]
403
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,897
‐ Well...
404
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,068
WOMAN:Harder, yeah.
405
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,816
‐ I think in
their current position,
406
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,148
they can't really kiss.
407
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,493
‐ Well, that's exactly what
I mean.
408
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,907
Just by how they're doing it
is objectification.
409
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,696
He can't even see her face.
410
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,751
This is what can happen
to women, Pudge.
411
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,615
[woman on TV moaning]
412
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,373
Please don't tell me this
turns you on.
413
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,634
[moaning on TV intensifies]
414
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,458
The answer's clear
and not unimpressive.
415
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,094
‐ [clears throat]
416
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,840
ALASKA: It's okay, Pudge.
I don't judge.
417
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,392
You have yet to unlearn
418
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,925
your patriarchal ways
of seeing.
419
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,928
WOMAN:Yes!
420
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,559
[moaning]
421
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,676
‐ I'm bored.
422
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,182
You finish taking care
of business
423
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,194
and find me later.
424
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:08,186
[man and woman on TV moaning]
425
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,150
[leaves crunching]
426
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,236
‐ Why haven't you
called Jake back?
427
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,330
‐ You heard about that?
428
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,751
MILES:
I spoke to him, actually.
429
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,091
ALASKA:
Well, you wouldn't understand.
430
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,799
It's complicated.
431
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,549
When you get older,
I'll tell you all about
432
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,640
the ups and downs of
an adult relationship.
433
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,886
‐ He said that
he called you 40 times,
434
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,268
and you still
haven't called him back.
435
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,305
Is that what adults do?
436
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,937
[dog barks]
437
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,494
[dramatic music]
438
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,567
♪ ♪
439
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,573
‐ [sighs]
440
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,002
‐ Place is so nice.
441
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,380
MILES:
Yeah.
442
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,798
Thanks for having us.
443
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,416
DR. HYDE:
Your apple juice is ready.
444
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,594
Quite delightful,
full of the vitamins needed
445
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,393
to keep bodies,
both young and old, robust.
446
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,428
You didn't think I'd give you
any of the hard stuff, did you?
447
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,683
‐ Maybe for a minute.
448
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,194
I always suspected you were
a secret badass.
449
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,570
So all this hospitality,
450
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,315
does that mean
we're not in trouble?
451
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,736
DR. HYDE:
It means you're fortunate
452
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,735
I'm the resident advisor
monitoring campus this weekend
453
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,908
and not Mr. Starnes.
454
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,026
He would not be so forgiving.
455
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,123
‐ The Eagle's a jerk,
456
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,619
insecure and small‐minded...
457
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,751
the classic combination of
a petty dictator.
458
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,459
‐ Mr. Starnes is
an admirable educator,
459
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,420
strapped with the thankless
task of protecting
460
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,171
200 self‐involved teenagers.
461
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,844
You can blame Sylvia
for interrupting
462
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,723
your indiscretions.
463
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,180
She needed to stretch her legs.
464
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,182
And that's how I stumbled upon
the two of you
465
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,774
imbibing whatever it was
you were drinking.
466
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,810
[chuckles]
467
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,442
Definitely wasn't wine.
468
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,399
‐ Couldn't agree more.
469
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,899
‐ Tastes better
after the second glass.
470
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,741
DR. HYDE:
The damage to your palates are
471
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,986
punishment enough,
472
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,777
that and the fact that
both of you are
473
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,281
spending Thanksgiving
at school.
474
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,994
Why aren't you
with your families?
475
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:31,214
‐ For me, it's mostly
catch‐up on homework
476
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,037
like your essay question.
477
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:37,922
I really need to take time
with that one...
478
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,842
didn't want any distractions.
479
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:44,141
DR. HYDE:
A foolproof plan, Mr. Halter.
480
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,926
And you, Ms. Young?
481
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,430
ALASKA:
Thanksgiving at the Creek is
482
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,021
kind of my tradition.
483
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,426
Yours too it seems.
484
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,894
MILES:
Yeah.
485
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,194
Got no place else to be,
Dr. Hyde?
486
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,358
‐ I'm old and a bachelor.
487
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,107
Don't have much family left.
488
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:03,779
MILES:
No kids or grandkids...
489
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,831
or great‐grandkids?
490
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,155
‐ I have two brothers,
491
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,699
but we haven't spoken
in decades.
492
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,912
ALASKA:
Dysfunctional family.
493
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,923
Well, that's a topic
I can cozy up to.
494
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,075
DR. HYDE: Never married,
never wanted kids.
495
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,344
‐ And now you're surrounded by
200 of us.
496
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,417
Kinda ironic.
497
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,512
‐ But you must have been
in love before, right?
498
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,970
‐ That's kind of personal,
don't you think?
499
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,311
‐ It's the holidays.
500
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,175
We're sipping juice,
501
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,942
and Dr. Hyde is
a nimble conversationalist,
502
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,975
so he'll only answer
if he wants to.
503
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,859
‐ Yes, Ms. Young,
I've experienced love once.
504
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,954
That person's not around
anymore.
505
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,695
They ceased being around
many years ago.
506
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,328
[tender music]
507
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,785
‐ It's him, isn't it?
508
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,583
The guy you were in love with.
509
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,173
♪ ♪
510
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:01,088
‐ That was him.
511
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:08,098
♪ ♪
512
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,726
‐ To love.
513
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,595
‐ To love.
514
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,522
♪ ♪
515
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,526
‐ Ooh.
516
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,895
What'd those pie crusts do
to you?
517
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,656
Nobody wants a cracked pie,
Chip.
518
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,236
You can't eat a cracked pie.
519
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,242
Filling just falls out
and leaves you with crust,
520
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,004
cracked crust at that.
521
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,456
Don't think I don't know
you sassing me
522
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,036
'cause you're not using
your words.
523
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,712
I need some allspice,
some cinnamon, some nutmeg.
524
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,211
Thank you.
525
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,422
Hey, how are you?
526
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,013
Thank you.
527
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,678
THE COLONEL:
Is that all?
528
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,136
[scanner beeping]
529
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,677
‐ You gonna tell me
what's wrong with you, Chip?
530
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,272
I'm talking to you, young man.
531
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,098
Give me a straight answer.
532
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,653
Have a nice day.
533
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,607
Come on.
534
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,187
What's wrong?
535
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,823
‐ Everything just sucks, Ma.
536
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,070
Sara broke up with me
because I didn't wanna believe
537
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,283
Alaska was a rat.
538
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,952
Turns out, she is a rat,
539
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,871
and I'm pretty sure Pudge is
falling in love with her.
540
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,870
So I lost Sara,
and I'm losing Pudge.
541
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,083
He's spending Thanksgiving
with her alone at school,
542
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,384
and I'm pretty sure I know
exactly how that's gonna go.
543
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,298
‐ Wait, wait, wait.
They're alone?
544
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,717
‐ Yeah, and Alaska never goes
home for Thanksgiving,
545
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,086
and she convinced Pudge
to stay with her.
546
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,974
I hate 'em both.
They deserve each other.
547
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,851
‐ Look, you don't hate anyone,
Chip.
548
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:39,308
And what they deserve is
a home‐cooked meal.
549
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,309
ALASKA: You spend six yearsin New York
550
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,864
after graduating from NYU,
551
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,817
contemplated Broadway,
but ultimately decided
552
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,199
that theater was too limited.
553
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,355
So you went to Berkeley
to try and save the world,
554
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,034
and that's where you meet him.
555
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,492
Was he a professor too
or a student?
556
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,953
‐ His name was Diego.
He was a bartender.
557
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,214
‐ A student of life,
even better.
558
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,456
‐ He knew everything about
wine and whiskey.
559
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,418
‐ And how'd you meet?
560
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,959
Was it love at first sight?
561
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,592
DR. HYDE:
Love at first sound.
562
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:10,048
I was leading a march.
It was a "no nukes" rally.
563
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,220
I was a bit of a firebrand
back in the day,
564
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,299
came with teaching
political science.
565
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,564
He was in the audience,
liked what I said,
566
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,307
and sought me out after.
567
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,808
MILES: So you were teaching
politics at Berkeley.
568
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,231
When did you switch
to religion?
569
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,823
‐ When he died.
570
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,608
[somber music]
571
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,702
At the time, some people
coined it the plague.
572
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,450
♪ ♪
573
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,753
The plague...
574
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:42,667
it ravaged a generation,
a whole generation.
575
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,246
♪ ♪
576
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,252
I never thought
I'd outlive him.
577
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,214
He was younger,
so full of life.
578
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,974
Why would I?
579
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,257
One day he was opening
a bottle of Bordeaux
580
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,601
for our anniversary.
581
00:25:56,597 --> 00:26:00,137
Then he began to lose feeling
in his fingers.
582
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,642
He couldn't hold a glass.
583
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,904
Then he couldn't hold my hand,
584
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,646
and six months later,
he was gone.
585
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:11,027
♪ ♪
586
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,158
"I poured my soul into the dust
by loving a man
587
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,116
who was soon to die
as if he would live forever."
588
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:22,077
♪ ♪
589
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,711
St. Augustine
from his Confessions .
590
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,627
‐ That's beautiful.
591
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,545
And so was he.
592
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,639
Diego was pure gorgeousness.
You were no slouch either.
593
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,387
‐ Our favorite thing
to do together was read.
594
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:43,349
Well, actually, I'd read
and he'd listen.
595
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,562
As much as he loved to read,
596
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:48,111
he loved listening to my voice
even more.
597
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,727
Ideas, Ms. Young....
598
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,034
ideas bonded us.
599
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:57,908
♪ ♪
600
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,038
‐ You should come with us
tomorrow.
601
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,535
We're going to
Miss Anne's Diner
602
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,827
for Thanksgiving feast,
involving a lot of tater tots.
603
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,542
MILES: If it sounds unhealthy
and greasy,
604
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,343
it's just because it is.
605
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,546
‐ [chuckles]
606
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,126
Well, I appreciate
the invitation,
607
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,221
but I'm quite all right alone.
608
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,467
Sylvia is more than enough
company.
609
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:22,179
‐ Well, thank you for the juice
and conversation.
610
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:27,692
♪ ♪
611
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,938
‐ I'm sorry about Diego.
612
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,399
DR. HYDE:
Oh, don't be sorry.
613
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,779
I wouldn't give up
any of my time with him,
614
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,736
not even the suffering.
615
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,197
Go.
616
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:44,197
♪ ♪
617
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,724
ALASKA:That poor man.
618
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,271
He put up a good face,but I could see it.
619
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,015
MILES:
See what?
620
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,648
ALASKA:
His eternal sadness, suffering.
621
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,776
Maybe that's what it is.
622
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,156
The labyrinth.
623
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,787
What if it's suffering?
624
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,753
What if it‐‐you know,
Bolívar wasn't talking about
625
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:35,381
life or death,
but that part in between?
626
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,630
That part when you‐‐you love
with all your heart
627
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,934
and then your heart breaks...
628
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:46,019
and you have to keep living
alone.
629
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:50,896
"How will I ever get out of
this labyrinth" of suffering?
630
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,359
‐ Alaska...
631
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,492
Are you suffering?
632
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,656
‐ Aren't we all?
633
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,371
It's kind of
the human condition.
634
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:11,331
‐ I mean you, specifically.
635
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:15,213
‐ Sure, I guess.
636
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,422
Everyone thinks I'm a rat.
637
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,012
no one is talking to me...
638
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,508
completely fucking alone.
639
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:25,511
[melancholy music]
640
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,724
♪ ♪
641
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:31,144
‐ You got me.
642
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:35,574
And Hyde just poured
his heart out to you.
643
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,315
And what about Jake
644
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,398
and all of his unreturned
phone calls?
645
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,574
‐ You're really worried
about Jake.
646
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:46,292
‐ Aren't you?
‐ Jake will be just fine.
647
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,535
‐ He didn't seem fine to me.
648
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,906
‐ It's really fucking
complicated.
649
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,963
‐ Well, then explain it.
I wanna understand.
650
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,378
‐ You can't,
so there's no point in trying.
651
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,549
‐ I wanna know everything
about you.
652
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:04,429
‐ You say that now,
but if you knew the truth,
653
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,138
you'd be running away.
654
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,558
‐ You asked me to come here
with you
655
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:13,688
and ride canoes
and go porn hunting,
656
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,977
and I did...
657
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,686
Because I'm all in.
658
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:24,114
No matter what you tell me,
659
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,034
I would never walk away
from you.
660
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:34,044
♪ ♪
661
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,301
‐ I need to go.
662
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,715
‐ Wait, what?
663
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,675
Alaska!
664
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:50,675
♪ ♪
665
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,562
ALASKA:
Hi.
666
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,769
It's me.
667
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,610
JAKE:Hey, uh...
668
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,614
I was just heading out
to my aunt's.
669
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:03,489
Glad you finally called me
back.
670
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,987
‐ Yeah.
671
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,868
Yeah, I'm‐‐I'm sorry about
dodging your calls.
672
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,659
I just...
673
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,629
I just didn't really know
how to tell you.
674
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,837
‐ Tell me what?
675
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,550
‐ That I think
we should break up.
676
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:33,175
‐ Yeah, kinda felt like
that's where we were heading.
677
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,477
‐ I love you, Jake.
678
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,479
But I'm also kind of using youas an excuse
679
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:44,401
for...for not dealing
with things...
680
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,743
[sniffles]
681
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,027
For not wanting to be alone.
682
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,571
Takumi says you're my rock.
683
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,374
‐ Yeah, which I take
as a compliment.
684
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:55,498
I mean, a rock is
something solid you stand on.
685
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,787
It supports you.
686
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,290
‐ Or it keeps you stuck in
one place,
687
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,842
'cause you're too afraid
to leave it.
688
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,086
JAKE:Also true.
689
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:06,683
I try to be one of
the good rocks.
690
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,385
‐ You are a great rock, Jake.
691
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,016
And I'm sure happiness is
waiting right on campus,
692
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,305
like, three doors down.
693
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,388
‐ Wait, Alaska.
Is this about‐‐
694
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,194
‐ Good‐bye.
695
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,517
I still love you, Jake
696
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:24,533
[Matt Sharp's"All Those Dreams"]
697
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:28,106
♪ ♪
698
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,113
[phone beeps off]
699
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,834
♪ ♪
700
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,825
[fire crackling]
701
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,369
MILES:
Hey.
702
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,956
ALASKA:
These are for us.
703
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,591
We are sleeping outside.
704
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,469
Get comfortable, Pudge.
705
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,386
♪ ♪
706
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,505
‐ [sighs]
707
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,931
‐ I broke up with Jake.
708
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,969
SHARP:
♪ Into light, into day ♪
709
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,944
‐ Wow.
710
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:02,435
Uh...really?
711
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,439
It's probably for the best,
right?
712
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,442
♪ ♪
713
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:11,414
SINGER:
♪ Sunny day on a train ♪
714
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:15,576
♪ As a dusty record plays ♪
715
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:20,497
♪ Music box fades
into the rain ♪
716
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,749
♪ ♪
717
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,301
♪ Did all those dreams
turn out ♪
718
00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:28,215
♪ The way they should be ♪
719
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,425
♪ ♪
720
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:35,135
♪ All the hopes you've had
of what you could be ♪
721
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,928
♪ ♪
722
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,603
♪ Sorrows ♪
723
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,691
ALASKA:
Don't ruin it, Pudge.
724
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,606
♪ ♪
725
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,777
‐ I won't.
726
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:51,816
SINGER:
♪ Really make you happy ♪
727
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,871
♪ Into the haze ♪
728
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,945
♪ Your game ♪
729
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:59,501
♪ The hideaway from shame ♪
730
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,826
♪ Would you like to change
your name ♪
731
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:06,382
♪ Into the blame ♪
732
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,668
♪ Drive my car for days ♪
733
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:14,094
♪ From fear of second place ♪
734
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:17,764
♪ As you rearrange your face ♪
735
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:22,104
♪ Away from the race ♪
736
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,402
♪ Did all those dreams
turn out ♪
737
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,606
♪ The way they should be ♪
738
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,897
♪ ♪
739
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,361
♪ All the hopes you've had ♪
740
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,912
♪ Of what you could be ♪
741
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:40,448
♪ Your sorrows
and your sadness ♪
742
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:44,713
♪ They shine brightly ♪
743
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:49,338
♪ All those dreams
really make you happy ♪
744
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,837
♪ ♪
745
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:54,759
♪ What makes you happy ♪
746
00:34:54,759 --> 00:35:01,769
♪ ♪
747
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,327
‐ [groans]
748
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,002
SINGER:
♪ Did all those dreams ♪
749
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,630
♪ Turn out the way ♪
750
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,167
‐ Colonel.
751
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:34,630
‐ Shit.
Looks like I got here too late.
752
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,513
‐ What are you doing here?
753
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,179
‐ I've been instructed
to invite you
754
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:42,138
to Thanksgiving
at Chateau Martin.
755
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:46,350
Miles, please inform Alaska
she is also invited.
756
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,153
♪ ♪
757
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,556
SINGER:
♪ All those dreams ♪
758
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,654
♪ Really make you happy ♪
759
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,360
‐ Get your shit,
and let's get going.
760
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,990
Dolores is waiting.
761
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,317
♪ ♪
762
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,374
[upbeat music]
763
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:14,344
♪ ♪
764
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,682
NEIGHBOR:
Hey, Dolores!
765
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:27,689
♪ ♪
766
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,808
‐ Welcome to our home.
767
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,364
It's not much,
but y'all gonna have a turkey
768
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,397
the size of the kitchen.
769
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,613
Stop right there, Chip.
770
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,743
You have guests.
771
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,200
‐ That you invited.
772
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,910
DOLORES: We show hospitality
at this house.
773
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,201
[car door slams]
774
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,174
Don't mind him.
He's happy y'all are here.
775
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,575
You can get out now.
776
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,054
Chip will give you the tour,
right, son?
777
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,375
I gotta deliver Ms. Wigfield
her pie filling.
778
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,050
[dog barking]
779
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,183
[door clicks open]
780
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,186
THE COLONEL:
This is the bedroom,
781
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,266
kitchenette, TV.
782
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:15,572
Toilet's in the back
to the left.
783
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,357
That's the grand tour.
784
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,741
Now you get why I hate
rich people.
785
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,449
Sorry if this
makes y'all uncomfortable.
786
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,910
I know this must be foreign
to y'all.
787
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,080
‐ Not to me.
788
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,658
‐ You don't live in a trailer,
so...
789
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,544
‐ Poor is poor.
790
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,671
‐ I suppose.
791
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:34,918
THE COLONEL:
But my mom paid for
792
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,799
every single thing in here
herself.
793
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,296
In addition to serving
fine cuisine
794
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,629
at Pancake Palace
as a waitress,
795
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,554
she also runs a store
off the porch,
796
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:48,273
just making sure the neighbors
got canned goods, batteries...
797
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,728
And toilet paper.
798
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,820
‐ I trust you've seen
the place.
799
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,935
‐ They can see the whole place
from standing right here, Ma.
800
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,112
‐ You two take and put
your stuff in my room.
801
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,572
I'm gonna take the sofa,
and Chip is gonna‐‐
802
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,373
‐ Wait, I gotta sleep
in the store, Ma?
803
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,696
‐ Oh, no.
‐ I don't mind the store.
804
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,081
‐ That's not necessary.
DOLORES: Nonsense.
805
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,157
He's not surprised.
806
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,662
We always make room
for company.
807
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,963
[water running]
808
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:12,996
[faucet squeaks off]
809
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,289
Now,
it's tradition around here
810
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,503
that nobody eats
without working.
811
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,924
Everybody plays their part.
812
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:23,933
Oh, Miles, have you ever fried
a whole turkey?
813
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:27,387
[Jens Lekman's "Julie"]
814
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,478
LEKMAN:
♪ Oh, Julie ♪
815
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:33,725
♪ Meet me
by the vending machine ♪
816
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,478
♪ Oh, Julie ♪
817
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,401
DOLORES:
Huh?
818
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,690
THE COLONEL:
I'm doing the carving.
819
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,153
‐ Ah.
‐ Why, because you're a man?
820
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,823
‐ Because I know how to carve
a turkey.
821
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:45,913
Do you?
822
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,197
‐ I made the mac and cheese.
823
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,290
‐ And Chip and Miles
set the table.
824
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,745
It looks lovely.
825
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,075
ALASKA: Normally,
I would not allow the cooking
826
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,410
to be left to the women,
827
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,544
but better to have
good sexist food
828
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,553
than crappy boy‐prepared food.
829
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,125
‐ Those pumpkin pies
look amazing, Ms. Martin.
830
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,420
THE COLONEL:
Wrong household.
831
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,183
We eat sweet potato pie
over here.
832
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,795
‐ And it's Dolores.
833
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:09,562
I think you're supposed
to drink white with turkey,
834
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:12,096
but I don't suppose
I give a shit.
835
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,770
[all laugh]
836
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,018
And for you.
837
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,809
THE COLONEL:
Come on, Ma, it's a holiday.
838
00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,613
‐ Okay.
‐ Oh.
839
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,686
[chuckles]
840
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,941
[Dolores laughs]
841
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,322
DOLORES: Alaska.
‐ Thank you.
842
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,528
‐ And Miles.
843
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:24,988
MILES:
Thank you so much, Dolores.
844
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,318
DOLORES:
You're welcome.
845
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,619
Let's say grace.
846
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,537
LEKMAN:
♪ Moving to London ♪
847
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,416
♪ While the cherry trees are
still in blossom ♪
848
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:38,875
♪ Oh, Julie ♪
849
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,007
DOLORES: Father,
you are mighty and strong...
850
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,545
LEKMAN:
♪ Oh, hold me ♪
851
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:48,509
♪ Hold me through
the sweet hereafter ♪
852
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,561
♪ ♪
853
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,806
THE COLONEL:
Oh, man.
854
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,977
ALASKA:
Hoo.
855
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,475
[laughs]
856
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,266
THE COLONEL:
Oh, man.
857
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,900
‐ Oh, that meal was
nothing short of art, Dolores.
858
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,688
‐ Best Thanksgiving ever.
859
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:05,072
Please don't tell my parents
I said that.
860
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,909
THE COLONEL:
Ma, you are way too good
861
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,405
for the Pancake Palace.
862
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,066
‐ Unless you're gonna pay me
to feed you,
863
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,914
I think I'm going
into work Monday.
864
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,540
[Miles laughs]
865
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,196
‐ Hey, where you going?
866
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,754
We haven't said gratitudes yet.
Sit, sit.
867
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,632
It's good to say thanks
out loud.
868
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,918
Just name something
in particular
869
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,762
that makes you feel blessed
today.
870
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,088
Really?
871
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:36,894
‐ Uh, I can go first.
872
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,813
‐ [whispers]
Thank you.
873
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,771
‐ Um...
874
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:45,493
I'm thankful for this
amazing food
875
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:48,105
and good company.
876
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:52,912
And I'm also thankful to have
a real home for Thanksgiving.
877
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:58,496
‐ [whispers]
We're happy to have you.
878
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,828
Alaska, you're up.
879
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,754
‐ I am...
880
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:10,546
Thankful for just having had
the best Thanksgiving
881
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:13,011
in a decade.
882
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:19,893
‐ I'm thankful that I am
883
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,404
the smartest person I know
884
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,557
from the trailer park
to Culver Creek.
885
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,324
‐ That dog won't hunt, Chip.
886
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,726
[laughter]
887
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,494
Nope.
888
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,406
[dramatic music]
889
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:34,156
THE COLONEL: The Weekday
Warriors may be rich,
890
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:37,538
but I got brains and a mama
who will take me further
891
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,417
than they'll ever go.
892
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:43,745
You're the best thing
on this planet,
893
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,801
even if you are forcing me
to sleep outside.
894
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:49,466
‐ [laughs]
895
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,375
Shut up.
896
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:53,684
‐ I love you, Ma.
897
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,428
‐ What about you, Dolores?
898
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:59,980
‐ Well, I am grateful
for my home...
899
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:05,056
For steady work
with decent people...
900
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:11,276
For getting the phone
turned back on last week,
901
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:15,369
and most importantly...
902
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:22,293
A boy who loves me...my son.
903
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:29,260
♪ ♪
904
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:34,258
As it says in Psalm 95:
905
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:38,680
"Let us come into His presencewith thanksgiving...
906
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,693
"Let us make a joyful noiseunto Him
907
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,646
"with songs of praise.
908
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,476
♪ ♪
909
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:53,453
"For the Lord is a great God
910
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:56,946
and a great kingabove all gods."
911
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,288
[Alaska clears throat]
912
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:04,791
MILES: Do you wanna dry these
or would that be anti‐feminist?
913
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,501
‐ In this context,
I'll say it's acceptable.
914
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,301
[door shuts]
915
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,260
[Bill Withers' "Lovely Day"]
916
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,814
DOLORES:
Do you know what time it is?
917
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:23,558
♪ ♪
918
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:28,519
It is Martin mother‐son
dance time!
919
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,023
♪ ♪
920
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,654
‐ Ma, not right now.
‐ Come on.
921
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,113
♪ ♪
922
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,703
WITHERS: ♪ And the sunlight
hurts my eyes ♪
923
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,408
DOLORES: You got it.
Look how nice that is.
924
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,789
WITHERS: ♪ And something
without warning, love ♪
925
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,577
[Dolores laughs]
926
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,960
♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪
927
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,129
‐ [laughs]
928
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:51,167
‐ Okay!
929
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,670
[Alaska and Miles laugh]
930
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,422
WITHERS:
♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
931
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:55,933
[Dolores laughs]
932
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,425
DOLORES: That's good.
933
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:58,756
WITHERS:
♪ A lovey day ♪
934
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,301
‐ Dance with me, Pudge.
935
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,064
WITHERS:
♪ Lovely day ♪
936
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,476
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
937
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:08,975
♪ Lovely day, lovely day,
a lovely day ♪
938
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,650
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
939
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,029
♪ Lovely day ♪
940
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:18,526
♪ When the day
that lies ahead of me ♪
941
00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:21,991
♪ Seems impossible to face ♪
942
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,833
♪ ♪
943
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,498
♪ When someone else
instead of me ♪
944
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,747
♪ ♪
945
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:32,709
♪ Always seems to know
the way ♪
946
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:36,172
♪ Then I look at you ♪
947
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,474
♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
948
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:41,967
♪ ♪
949
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,061
♪ A lovely day ♪
950
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,845
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
951
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,439
♪ Lovely day, lovely day,
lovely day ♪
952
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,896
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
953
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,477
♪ A lovely day ♪
954
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,651
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
955
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:57,200
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
956
00:44:57,195 --> 00:45:00,815
♪ Lovely day, lovely day,
lovely day ♪
957
00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,033
♪ A lovely day ♪
958
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:07,294
♪ When the day
that lies ahead of me ♪
959
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:10,368
♪ Seems impossible to face ♪
960
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,714
♪ ♪
961
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:17,130
♪ And when someone else
instead of me ♪
962
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,801
♪ Always seems to know
the way ♪
963
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,890
♪ ♪
964
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:25,216
♪ Then I look at you ♪
965
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,183
♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
966
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,354
♪ ♪
967
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,693
♪ A lovely day ♪
968
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,727
♪ Lovely day, lovely day ♪
969
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:37,401
♪ Lovely day, lovely day,
lovely day ♪
970
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:38,611
♪ Lovely day ♪
971
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,531
‐ [coughs]
972
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,417
‐ Do you know that Chip built
973
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,955
this whole store for me
on his own?
974
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:58,462
It was supposed to be
a father‐son project,
975
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,264
but that didn't quite work out.
976
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:05,046
Hmm.
977
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,814
Chip has a lot of
his dad's ways, I know.
978
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:11,346
His temper, stubbornness...
979
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,852
with one difference.
980
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:17,864
He has a big heart, always has.
981
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,608
I know things aren't right
with you two,
982
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,781
but he'll come around.
983
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:29,039
‐ I think things are better
already, thanks to you.
984
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,206
‐ You don't worry about Chip.
985
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:35,165
You need to focus on
that Miles.
986
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,837
He sees you.
987
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:40,046
Girl, he likes what he sees.
988
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,257
[laughs]
989
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,717
And look, you just give Chip
990
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,758
a piece of that
sweet potato pie...
991
00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:47,011
usually does the trick.
992
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:50,183
[bright music]
993
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:51,182
♪ ♪
994
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,143
Let's get this stuff done.
995
00:46:53,144 --> 00:47:00,154
♪ ♪
996
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:15,084
‐ I know we just ate,
but Dolores insisted.
997
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,922
‐ I'm stuffed.
998
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,457
Maybe The Colonel wants mine.
999
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,302
Hey!
1000
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:25,127
If‐‐if you want, I can sleep
in the store tonight.
1001
00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:28,804
He's not as mad at me
and‐‐and you can have the bed.
1002
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:31,104
‐ It's not necessary, Pudge.
1003
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,888
The Colonel and I will be
just fine.
1004
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:34,983
I'll be back.
1005
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:45,494
‐ She wants to sleep in
the same bed...
1006
00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:48,699
Together.
1007
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:57,416
Be cool, Miles.
1008
00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:00,336
‐ Small trailer, son.
1009
00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:03,087
‐ Got it.
1010
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,806
‐ I think Pudge
prefers pumpkin.
1011
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,395
‐ This ends tonight.
1012
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,532
‐ What, our fight?
1013
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,859
THE COLONEL:
Détente.
1014
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:30,914
When we pull up
to Culver Creek tomorrow,
1015
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,868
things go back to the way
they were.
1016
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:35,409
You're still a rat.
1017
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,423
‐ I know I broke our code,
but‐‐
1018
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,325
THE COLONEL:
Honor is everything, Alaska.
1019
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,793
And people like us,
1020
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,174
we gotta have
each other's backs.
1021
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,760
‐ I have your back, Colonel.
1022
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,215
THE COLONEL:
Do you?
1023
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:49,005
Or would you sell me out too
just to save your own ass?
1024
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,349
‐ I would never do that to you.
1025
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,385
‐ Is that so?
1026
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,363
‐ You know me, Colonel.
1027
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:05,317
We have a bond in
family fucked‐upness.
1028
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,187
We're the same.
‐ We are not the same.
1029
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,494
'Cause I would never do
what you did.
1030
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,197
‐ You have to understand,
I didn't have a choice.
1031
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,277
Paul and Marya,
they have each other.
1032
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,083
They have their family.
They have their money.
1033
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,486
They're fine.
They're fucking fine.
1034
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:16,954
I had to do it!
1035
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:19,871
‐ We can't be friends, Alaska.
1036
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:26,884
And if you give two shits
about Pudge,
1037
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,261
you'll cut him loose too,
1038
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:32,088
because his life will be
a living hell at that school
1039
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:34,974
if you're in it.
1040
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,062
You wanna make things better?
1041
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:43,442
Leave him alone,
and leave me alone.
1042
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,031
Start there.
1043
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,030
[dramatic music]
1044
00:49:54,033 --> 00:50:01,043
♪ ♪
1045
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:15,183
‐ [exhales deeply]
1046
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,567
[door clicks open and closed]
1047
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,960
Hey.
1048
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:53,466
Are you okay?
1049
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,097
‐ I'm fine, Pudge.
1050
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,135
Never better.
1051
00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:09,937
‐ I didn't say it earlier,
1052
00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:14,612
but the thing that
I'm most grateful for...
1053
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:18,829
Is you.
1054
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,059
ALASKA:
The fuck, Pudge?
1055
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,267
MILES:
Ow.
1056
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,267
Fuck.
1057
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,438
[groans]
1058
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,436
Why did you do that?
1059
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,437
‐ What do you mean?
1060
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,820
‐ You said you wanted
to sleep here...
1061
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,358
together...
1062
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,741
and maybe I misread
the situation,
1063
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:59,869
but...I just want to make
you feel better.
1064
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:02,487
‐ You thought fucking me
would make me feel better?
1065
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,624
You sleep with me
and everything is perfect,
1066
00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,661
is that what you think?
1067
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:05,913
MILES:
No.
1068
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,084
It's just you broke up
with Jake yesterday,
1069
00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,502
and then tonight,
1070
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,460
I just felt like
maybe things were different.
1071
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,133
I don't know.
1072
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,221
I'm sorry.
1073
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,227
‐ I told you not to ruin it.
1074
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,696
I'm sleeping outside.
1075
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:46,035
[cover of Sufjan Stevens'"To Be Alone with You"]
1076
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:51,088
♪ ♪
1077
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:56,005
SINGER: ♪ I'd swim across
Lake Michigan ♪
1078
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,926
♪ ♪
1079
00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:01,215
♪ I'd sell my shoes ♪
1080
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:04,720
♪ ♪
1081
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:08,103
♪ I'd give my body ♪
1082
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,352
♪ To be back again ♪
1083
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,523
‐ Can you stop the car, Ma?
1084
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,322
STEVENS:
♪ In the rest of the room ♪
1085
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:15,776
‐ Here?
1086
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,396
‐ Alaska needs to get out.
1087
00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:20,243
Can't be seen with her
on campus.
1088
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,569
DOLORES: I am not putting
that child out.
1089
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,334
‐ It's fine.
I'm okay.
1090
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,407
‐ I‐‐I'll come too.
1091
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:28,662
ALASKA:
No.
1092
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,834
Thanks for everything, Dolores.
1093
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,134
STEVENS:
♪ To be alone with you ♪
1094
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:38,758
‐ This has gone too far
over some silly rat business.
1095
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:40,297
‐ Serious business, Ma.
1096
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,550
No offense, it ain't yours.
1097
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:46,604
‐ Chip, I did not raise you
to put some
1098
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,438
juvenile honor code
over treating people right.
1099
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:53,645
Jesus never gave up on a soul
and neither should you.
1100
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,727
The possibility of forgiveness
1101
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:59,953
is what makes hope available
to anyone at any time.
1102
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:01,905
‐ Yeah, well,
every time you forgave Dad,
1103
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,735
he left a bruise to prove
why you shouldn't have.
1104
00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:07,951
♪ ♪
1105
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:10,913
SINGER:
♪ You gave up a wife ♪
1106
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,174
DOLORES:
I'm not driving any further.
1107
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,166
Get out.
1108
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:16,168
Alaska walks, you walk.
1109
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,550
‐ I think that means
I should walk.
1110
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,626
Thank you so much
for everything, Dolores.
1111
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,261
[door closes]
1112
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,548
[seat belt clicks]
1113
00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:25,392
DOLORES:
You listen to me.
1114
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,097
I gave you all of me.
1115
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:31,848
And your dad,
he gave you what he had left.
1116
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:34,102
And this isn't me making
any excuses for him.
1117
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,154
I know what he is.
1118
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:39,108
That's why he's not around
anymore.
1119
00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:40,359
[sniffles]
1120
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,490
You got some ugly in you.
That's for sure.
1121
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:50,454
But unlike your daddy,
you got space for more.
1122
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,214
I know you care about
people in need...
1123
00:54:56,668 --> 00:55:00,298
That girl right there,
1124
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,587
she needs you right now.
1125
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:07,465
She's lonelier than you think.
1126
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,811
♪ ♪
1127
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,477
STEVENS:
♪ Whoo ♪
1128
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:18,475
♪ ♪
1129
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:34,787
[dramatic music]
1130
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:41,760
♪ ♪
1131
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:09,071
[singer vocalizing]
1132
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:16,084
♪ ♪74868
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