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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:02,434 [MUSIC PLAYING IN BAR] 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,936 DJ: Hey, Slime. Guess what? 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:05,270 I say "Slime" now. 4 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,807 Also, I got two tickets to see Shania next month. 5 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,554 Aw, that's sweet, man! I mean, I gotta book it off, 6 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:12,194 - but that shouldn't be a problem. - I'm gonna ask her to go with me. 7 00:00:12,195 --> 00:00:14,713 That makes sense. I was... busy, anyway. 8 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,149 You think it's too soon after the breakup? 9 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,284 You think it's uncouth? 10 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:19,985 No, it's totally couth. 11 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,454 Hey, you guys got better chemistry 12 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,089 than Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie. 13 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,791 Whoa, that's like the highest compliment 14 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,052 you can pay a partnership. 15 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,358 I know! 16 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,694 Go get her, tiger. 17 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,228 Gwen! 18 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,133 Want some? It's a new recipe. 19 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,301 [BRITTLE CRUNCHES] 20 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:38,403 What do you think? Good? Terrible? 21 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,605 - This is incredible. - Thank you. 22 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,542 There's, um, something I wanna talk to you about. 23 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,012 There's something I wanna talk to you about, too. 24 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,380 - You go first. - No, you go first. 25 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,555 - No, you go first. - No, you go first. 26 00:00:48,556 --> 00:00:52,217 - Fine, I'll go first. - [PHONE BUZZING] 27 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,418 DJ: Oh, no... 28 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,053 Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God! 29 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:55,882 WAYNE: I mean, it's distinctly the best... 30 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:58,232 - JEN: Not surprising, though. - DJ: What's your 911? Is someone hurt? 31 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,958 - JEN: 911...? - Oh, sorry! 32 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,031 I always get them confused. 33 00:01:01,032 --> 00:01:02,429 What's the number for information? 34 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,962 - DJ: What?! - 411. 35 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:07,398 KEERAN: Oh! So, yeah, we've got some hot new 411 for you! 36 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:10,445 CYNTHIA: OMT was named the number one sporting goods store 37 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:12,152 - by the Korverton Crier! - DJ: What? 38 00:01:12,153 --> 00:01:14,572 They say we're the best because our employees 39 00:01:14,573 --> 00:01:16,476 are "genuine athletes"... talking about me... 40 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,209 "who know their stuff." 41 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,912 DJ: This is fantastic news! 42 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,981 This is false news! 43 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,717 [MEXICAN STANDOFF MUSIC] 44 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,218 Carlito... 45 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,454 [GROWLS] 46 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,325 Whose palms did you grease to gain 47 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,195 this dubious distinction, se�or cucaracha? 48 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,998 No one's. We earned it on merit. 49 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,567 [SPITS LOUDLY] 50 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:45,137 Sports Dynasty has just as many genuine athletes on staff. 51 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,705 - Pfft! - Even more. 52 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,056 - Pfft! - It's not a competition. 53 00:01:48,057 --> 00:01:51,876 To prove it, I challenge you to a sporting competition! 54 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,880 I will beat you at your own game, cabr�n... 55 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,615 El hockey! 56 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,217 Hockey? 57 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,352 Oh... no. 58 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,487 - Why not? - Such short notice. 59 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,263 We'll never be able to book ice time. 60 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,891 I already booked it. 61 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,693 Tomorrow, 6 pm. 62 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,093 So be there. 63 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,429 Unless you're a scared little ninfa! 64 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,830 That's a baby cucaracha. 65 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,000 - You're on! - Well, wait a minute. 66 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,369 KEERAN: DJ played pro hockey! 67 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,871 He's gonna mop the floor with you! 68 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,578 WAYNE: I mean, technically, he failed to make the NHL, 69 00:02:19,579 --> 00:02:22,508 - but yes, he will beat you. - Thanks for the clarification, Wayne, 70 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,611 but, uh, let's not dignify this with a response. 71 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,913 Sorry, DJ, I know what a pain in the hassle it is to book ice, 72 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,348 so we have to do this. 73 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,351 Prepare to meet your maker. 74 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,618 CHRIS: Cool, cool. 75 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,854 But... but, like, no contact, right? 76 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,256 Extra! Contact! 77 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,659 KEERAN: Beautiful hair... Mmm... 78 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,327 WAYNE: What's her name? 79 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,529 KEERAN: Uh... I-I call her Skunk Girl. 80 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,198 This stick is an avatar for her. 81 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,347 No further questions. 82 00:02:47,348 --> 00:02:48,868 I went to Korverton's Funland yesterday, 83 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,737 and she sat behind me on the tailbone crusher. 84 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,471 Just get to the part of the story 85 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,534 - where she presses charges or whatever. - This is her. 86 00:02:54,535 --> 00:02:57,942 Look at that beautiful shock of white in those ebony locks. 87 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,679 [ROLLER COASTER RIDERS SCREAMING] 88 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:04,082 I paid $24.99 to keep her in my wallet forever. 89 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,484 $24.99 you paid? 90 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,553 Plus tax. I need to find her! 91 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:09,923 I've been on every platform. 92 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:15,160 I've searched #sexyskunk, #skunkbaby, #femalepepelepew... 93 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,329 Have you tried #braindoctorsnearme? 94 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,432 She's too young to be a brain doctor, Wayne. 95 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,500 Yet another insult parried by your dimwittedness. 96 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:25,103 I almost envy it. 97 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,838 Brain... doctors... 98 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,072 near... me. 99 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:33,845 Oh, I'm afraid this area is employees only. 100 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:37,516 The hatchling opens her eyes to her new world. 101 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:41,386 Out of the egg, into the world she flies. 102 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,057 How'd you find me, Snowy Owl? 103 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,193 Relax, Blue Bird. 104 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,862 I'm not here to dredge up the past. 105 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,331 Call me Camille. 106 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,800 I, too, am now a boring, law-abiding citizen. 107 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,202 I am not boring! 108 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,405 [TEXT MESSAGE NOTIFICATION] 109 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,339 Oh, excuse me. 110 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,742 Oh, church potluck? Yes! 111 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,878 I'm here because I own a dispensary called 112 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,646 I Like Big Buds. 113 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,949 And I cannot lie, we're franchising! 114 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:14,186 I want you to manage our new store. 115 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:17,089 A dispensary...? 116 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,557 Of marijuana? 117 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,760 There's lots of room for growth and it's all above board. 118 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,296 No more jumping from planes in the Sonoran desert 119 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:28,367 with half a kilo of diesel haze shoved up your tush. 120 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,436 I could never leave OMT. 121 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,839 And it was 1.3 kilos. 122 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,843 You're the best damn product-mover I've ever seen. 123 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,312 This place doesn't value what you have to offer. 124 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,248 I... I wouldn't say that. 125 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,816 - _ - Argh! 126 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:45,984 Wayne! 127 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,955 I can give you your own office with a window. 128 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,289 I have a window. 129 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,523 [KEERAN MOANING] 130 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,594 CYNTHIA: Oh, for the love of Keeran... 131 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,596 To outside. 132 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,064 Also, 10k more than what you're making here. 133 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,165 [SOFTLY] Oh? 134 00:05:01,528 --> 00:05:06,172 Let me know when you're ready to work somewhere 135 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,139 that really appreciates you. 136 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,146 [SIGHS] 137 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,416 [LOUD GRINDING] 138 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,484 [HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC] 139 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,552 [CROWD CHEERING] 140 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,488 PLAYER: [VOICE] What are you doing?! 141 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,389 - What are you... - CYNTHIA: Doing? DJ? 142 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,357 - [GRINDING STOPS] - Hey, Cynth. 143 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,559 [MACHINE TURNS OFF] 144 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,961 Are... you okay? 145 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,564 Never better. 146 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,600 Uh... hey, I was thinking, we should cancel the game. 147 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:36,968 There's so much to do here. 148 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,904 Deep clean the rugs, payroll, shareholder reports. 149 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,773 Nah, I've taken care of everything. 150 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,509 Well, except the shareholder reports; 151 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,842 we're not a public company. 152 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,478 Don't you think it's time? 153 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,881 Are you... afraid to play against Carlito? 154 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,250 Of course not. I live for this! 155 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,518 Great! 156 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,788 'Cause I ordered custom jerseys for the game. 157 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,791 - [TAPS THE MACHINE] - Okay! 158 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:02,527 A simple "thank you" would suffice. 159 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,931 Ah! Saw your text. 160 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,700 Got here fast as I could. What's up? 161 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,469 I want you to smash in my knee. 162 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,769 Alright, right or left? 163 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,105 - Aren't you gonna ask why? - Uh, sure. Why? 164 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,341 Carlito challenged OMT to a hockey game. 165 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,776 Oh, man. 166 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,413 You haven't stepped foot on the ice since... the incident. 167 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,814 - What's it been, like, five years? - Six. 168 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,983 My phone just reminded me. Stirring montage. 169 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,201 I've been trying to back out of the game 170 00:06:25,202 --> 00:06:27,752 but the gang's all fired up. 171 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,487 Don't worry, bro. I got ya. 172 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,489 - Which one? Right? - Right, right. 173 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,558 - Alright. - Right, let's do it. 174 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,960 [TAKES A DEEP BREATH] 175 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,495 [DOOR OPENS] 176 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,297 - [GOLF CLUB WHOOSHES] - Hey, Gwen! 177 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,632 - [GOLF CLUB CLANKS INTO DUMPSTER] - Hey, Deej. 178 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,032 Heard about the big game. 179 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,002 Can't wait to watch you kick Carlito's ass. 180 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,670 Ha, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do! 181 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,305 And, uh, I still wanna talk later, 182 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,738 but maybe... after the game? 183 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,674 Yeah, sure. Sounds good. 184 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,609 We're pretty slammed, Josh. 185 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,578 - Wanna come work? - Yes. 186 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,646 Right behind ya. 187 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,649 So, should we grab another club? 188 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,651 Changed my mind. 189 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,387 Can't run away from my demons forever. 190 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,422 I'm gonna play. 191 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:03,922 Sure you're ready? 192 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,925 - I think I am. - I know you am. 193 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,861 You were actually gonna smash in my knee, huh? 194 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,862 Smash you anytime, anywhere, bro. 195 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,564 You really are my best friend. 196 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,666 - Till the day we die. - Together. 197 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,502 - In a murder-suicide. - When it feels right. 198 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,236 Mm-hm! 199 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,737 Thanks, bro. 200 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,916 VIRGINIA: Knock, knock! 201 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,950 CYNTHIA: Oh? Oh, Virginia! 202 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,787 I got everyone a little surprise! 203 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,690 Hey, Keeran, nice jockstrap! 204 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,825 Thanks. Uh, it's a medium. 205 00:07:40,826 --> 00:07:42,495 Manage those expectations. Smart. 206 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,796 Go read your Bible, Virginia! 207 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,898 Hey, I didn't ask for that. 208 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,801 Oh, yeah, they called to confirm the order, 209 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,468 so I thought I'd give myself the C. 210 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,970 - Oh. - And you got the A. 211 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,239 - Oh! - Yeah! 212 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,642 And an A for you, Chris, Jen, Keeran, Wayne. 213 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,844 You all got A's. 214 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,545 So what does the A stand for? 215 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:01,879 Assistant captain. 216 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,616 Uh, actually, it stands for alternate captain. 217 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:06,518 It actually stands for appreciation, 218 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,320 'cause I appreciate you all equally. 219 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,922 JEN: We appreciate you, Deej! 220 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,055 Respect. 221 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:12,291 KEERAN: Thanks for the jerseys, boss. 222 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,159 CHRIS: Yeah, thanks, DJ. You're the best ever. 223 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,862 WAYNE: We'd be completely jerseyless without you. 224 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,996 CHRIS: Better than anyone else. 225 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,998 JEN: Who wants to help me with my jersey? 226 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,467 Yeah, it's just stuck at the back here a little bit. 227 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,868 [TEXT MESSAGE NOTIFICATION]_ 228 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,470 DJ: Stop wiggling. You're moving too much. 229 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,605 JEN: That's my hair, that's my hair. 230 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,305 Alright, team. It's go time. 231 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,842 Now, remember, it's not about winning or losing, 232 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,942 it's about having fun. 233 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,945 Yeah, and nothing is more fun than winning! 234 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,412 - Ooh! - That's a fact. 235 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,780 Drum circles are fun, too. 236 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,617 That's also a fact. You know what else is a fact? 237 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,486 We're the best damn sports store in town. 238 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,687 Now let's show them why! 239 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,887 - Woo! - Bring it in. 240 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,422 ALL: Three... two... One More... 241 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,357 [INTENSE MUSIC BLARING] 242 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,693 CARLITO: Go! 243 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,995 ? It's my game! ? 244 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,630 Oh, no... 245 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,634 My roller coaster-riding, skunk-haired dream girl! 246 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,769 [HEARTBEAT SOUND] 247 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,766 I don't wanna make myself a fool in front of her. 248 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,573 DJ: It's fine. 249 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,685 We'll make you look good out there, buddy. 250 00:09:03,686 --> 00:09:05,077 CARLITO: Well, well, well! 251 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:08,713 We meet again, Connor McDeafy. 252 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,316 What's up with the Hanson brothers? 253 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,183 - Mmmbop? - Slap shot. 254 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,252 It's supposed to be employees only. 255 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,720 They are employees. 256 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:18,122 We went on a hiring spree this morning. 257 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:20,493 You hired them 'cause they're built like brick shithouses. 258 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,327 No! I hired them 259 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,429 'cause they demonstrated stellar interpersonal skills. 260 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,564 [PLAYER GRUNTS] 261 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,667 CARLITO: And product-testing abilities! 262 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,434 - You're goin' down. - On you. 263 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,669 What...? 264 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,273 NAT: Let's go, piss jug! 265 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,874 Let's go, piss jug! 266 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,442 [HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC] 267 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,577 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 268 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,146 NAT: Woo! Let's go! Woo! 269 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,448 JEN: DJ? Deej? 270 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,216 Let's go. The ref blew the whistle. 271 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,351 He did? 272 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,654 [INDISTINCT VOICES AND HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC] 273 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,589 [CROWD CHEERING] 274 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,458 PLAYER: [VOICE] What are you doing?! 275 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,494 I forgot my, uh... 276 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,895 water bottle. 277 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:01,232 We have a bunch on the bench! But... 278 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,967 Seriously? Now? 279 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,437 [SIGHS] 280 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,608 Jen, you take the face-off. Chris, you're right wing. 281 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,842 Keeran? 282 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,644 [DREAMLIKE THUDDING SOUND] 283 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,712 CYNTHIA: Keeran! 284 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,012 - Huh? - Take left wing! 285 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,381 KEERAN: Oh, yeah. Got it! 286 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,349 CYNTHIA: I'll handle the D. 287 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,717 Let's go! 288 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,803 [CROWD CHEERING] 289 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,387 JEN: Ugh, damn it! 290 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,789 Hey. 291 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,625 Shouldn't you be on the ice? 292 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,059 Augh... 293 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,062 Oh, I, uh... tore my ACL. 294 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:35,199 It might even be my MCL. I just pray my LCL is intact. 295 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,468 Yet you're not screaming in agony. 296 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,237 Too tough for my own good? 297 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,472 I don't think that's it. 298 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,942 Gwen, my hockey career didn't just die from natural causes. 299 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,777 I don't like to talk about it. 300 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,012 You don't have to. 301 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,749 It was game 7 against the Broggsville Brigadiers. 302 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,551 The game was tied 2-2, 17 seconds left. 303 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,486 I got sprung on a breakaway. 304 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,289 Everything was riding on me... 305 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,757 and I blew it. 306 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,359 What happened? 307 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,331 I had been missing whistles more and more often 308 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,832 as I lost my hearing in the high frequencies. 309 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,000 So there I was; 310 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,503 I'm on this breakaway to win the championship. 311 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,239 I look over my shoulder and no one's chasing me. 312 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,908 Not a soul in sight. 313 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,145 I think, "oh, the ref must have blown the whistle," 314 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,812 so I dumped the puck in the corner. 315 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,946 [CROWD BOOING] 316 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,749 PLAYER: [VOICE] What are you doing?! 317 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,250 DJ, what are you doing? 318 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,719 But the ref hadn't blown the whistle. 319 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,787 Broggsville had just made a very, very bad line change. 320 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,255 That sounds humiliating. 321 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,341 It gets worse. 322 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,726 Broggsville comes in, they pick up the puck, 323 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,993 they go end-to-end... 324 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,195 they score with 1.4 seconds left... 325 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:39,565 - [CROWD CHEERING] - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 326 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,798 and win the game. 327 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,667 I let my team down, like a loser. 328 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,737 Like a stupid, deaf loser. 329 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,805 Tsk... 330 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,973 I never played hockey again. 331 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,595 MAN: Is that how you remember it? 332 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,876 Who are you? 333 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,813 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 334 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,749 - [BUZZER SOUNDS] - CARLITO: Aw, yeah! 335 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,017 WAYNE: I've got polarized contacts. 336 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,685 I didn't see anything but, uh, reflections. 337 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,621 - Ow! Oh! Alright! - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 338 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:04,956 WAYNE: Ow, where is it? 339 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,891 Guys, a little help? Alright. 340 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,092 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 341 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,361 Yeah. Gah! Okay! That's okay... 342 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,199 CARLITO: The Crier said you were the number one store in town, 343 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,301 but all I see is steamin' hot number twos, baby! 344 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,037 - Uh, where... I... come on! - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 345 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,170 [WAYNE GROANING] 346 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,606 CARLITO: Eat you up for lunch! 347 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,373 Alright, just spitballing here, 348 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,910 but does anyone wanna try taking the puck from 'em? 349 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,105 - JEN: This is horse shit. - CHRIS: They're too good. 350 00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,606 CYNTHIA: Enough with the excuses! 351 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:30,581 When they're bigger, use sharper weapons. 352 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:31,784 CHRIS: That sounds dangerous. 353 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,184 And illegal. 354 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,987 It's me, Mark Morkley. 355 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,388 Your old linemate. 356 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,923 Morkster? [LAUGHS] 357 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,259 - Yeah. - Oh my God! 358 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,763 Diane Sawyer! 359 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,132 [GWEN LAUGHS] 360 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,333 Listen... 361 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,202 Your mind is all twisted up about that day. 362 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,138 Sure, you may have dumped the puck 363 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,807 and cost us the championship, but... 364 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,316 that's not how you let us down. 365 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,411 - [HOCKEY ORGAN MUSIC] - [CROWD SHOUTING] 366 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:04,549 What are you doing?! What are you doing?! 367 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,450 Get back here, DJ! 368 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,952 [SCREAMS] 369 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,755 You were the glue who held our team together, man. 370 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,224 My captain, my MVP. 371 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,028 And when you abandoned us, we abandoned ourselves. 372 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,732 Is that why you gave up and started working at the arena? 373 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,233 Oh. [LAUGHS] 374 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,968 No, I can see why you think that, 375 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,504 - but I don't work here, man. - Oh. 376 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,238 I'm just here to renew a contract. 377 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,974 I got into ice resurfacing machines, 378 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,410 so I'm a multi-millionaire. 379 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,678 Wow, that's awesome! 380 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,415 That makes me really happy, that you landed on your feet, 381 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,050 'cause I hated that my deafness held us back. 382 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,351 No, listen to me... 383 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,470 No, no, no, no. 384 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,122 We all have our crosses to bear, okay? 385 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,024 I got four penalties, right? 386 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,593 Sasso hit the post four times. 387 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,729 And Hilliker, he was high as a goddamned kite out there. 388 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,063 So, you mean... 389 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,732 I didn't cost us the game? 390 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,801 Shh, shh, shh... 391 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,136 We cost us the game. 392 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,571 You're costing your team the game right now. 393 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,073 Oh, shit. 394 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,541 I abandoned them again. 395 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,943 I gotta go! 396 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,750 - [WAYNE GROANING] - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 397 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,084 WAYNE: Ugh! 398 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,287 KEERAN: This is so embarrassing. 399 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,788 CYNTHIA: We are still in it! 400 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,090 WAYNE: No, we're not. 401 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,125 It's not over until it is over! 402 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,128 JEN: Are you kidding me? It's definitely over. 403 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,428 CHRIS: I want to die. 404 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,497 CYNTHIA: This is still anyone's game. 405 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,333 Look... DJ's back! 406 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,168 DJ: Found my water bottle. 407 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,637 And I'm never leaving you again. 408 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,573 ["YOU'RE STILL THE ONE" BY SHANIA TWAIN PLAYING] 409 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,910 Ever. 410 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,046 ? Looks like we made it ? 411 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:46,050 ? Look how far we've come, my baby ? 412 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,653 ? We might have took the long way ? 413 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,854 [CROWD CHEERING] 414 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,324 ? We knew we'd get there someday ? 415 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:59,063 ? They said, "I bet they'll never make it" ? 416 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,768 ? But just look at us holding on ? 417 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,037 [CROWD CHEERING] 418 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,140 CARLITO: You better not lose this for me! 419 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,874 ? We're still together, still goin' strong ? 420 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,944 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 421 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,545 CARLITO: Get outta my crease! 422 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,480 ? You're still the one I run to ? 423 00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:18,417 CARLITO: What kind of a ringer are you? 424 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,618 ? The one that I belong to ? 425 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,420 CHRIS: Deej, Deej! 426 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,290 ? You're still the one I want for life ? 427 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,026 CARLITO: You're all a bunch of potatoes! 428 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,828 ? You're still the one that I... ? 429 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,130 Time out! Time! 430 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,667 You're fired! You're all fired! 431 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,668 JEN: Oh my God, DJ, you're incredible! 432 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,070 KEERAN: Yeah, we needed you. 433 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,605 It pains me to admit, but we were rudderless without you. 434 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,140 I don't know, some of us stepped up in your absence. 435 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,375 Appreciate it, team. 436 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,971 But it ain't over till it's over. 437 00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:47,146 - Oh, that's wise. - So true. 438 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,278 [ALL AGREEING] 439 00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:50,048 I literally just said that exact same thing. 440 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,784 JEN: One more goal for the win. Let's go! 441 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,686 - DJ: It's still anyone's game. - JEN: Yeah! 442 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,688 - CHRIS: Another great point. - DJ: Let's win this thing! 443 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,289 Let's use sharper weapons because they're bigger. 444 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,257 You know how I say that all the time? 445 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,325 [TEXT MESSAGE NOTIFICATIONS]_ 446 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,927 [INDISTINCT VOICES ON RINK] 447 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:03,996 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 448 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,329 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 449 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,599 [NAT AND GWEN CHEERING] 450 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:13,337 [HEROIC MUSIC] 451 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,175 ? 452 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,677 - _ - KEERAN: DJ, over here! 453 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,645 - No, no, no! - DJ, pass! 454 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:22,715 DJ, I'm open! 455 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:23,948 DJ: It's Keeran time! 456 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,516 Ahh, damn. 457 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,718 [CROWD GROANS] 458 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,020 NAT: No! 459 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,724 [SIGHS] 460 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,292 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 461 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,463 You played great, buddy. 462 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,833 I had one chance to impress the girl of my dreams 463 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,711 - and I blew it. - Don't let this define you. 464 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,234 Why do we fall, Keeran? 465 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,971 So we can learn to pick ourselves up. 466 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,105 Batman Begins. 467 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,307 Did Batman end up with the girl of his dreams? 468 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,108 Oh, no, she blew up in an explosion. 469 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,576 You're right. 470 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,146 I should talk to her before she blows up in an explosion. 471 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,450 Hey, great game. Impressive. 472 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,986 Wait a second, aren't you the guy 473 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,577 - that puked on me on that ride? - Oh, you remember me. 474 00:17:03,578 --> 00:17:05,524 Yeah, there's no coming back from that, dude. 475 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,857 Also, you suck at hockey. 476 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,592 [LAUGHS] Totally. 477 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,829 Wanna laugh about it over an ice cream sandwich? 478 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,896 No. 479 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,931 Caught the game. 480 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,000 Wanna swap spit? 481 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,434 More than anything! 482 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,940 [OMINOUS BELL TOLL AND DRAMATIC MUSIC] 483 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,743 ? 484 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,945 [JEN CLEARS THROAT] 485 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,614 Good game, Carlito. 486 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,417 Who's the number one sporting goods store now, ese? 487 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,420 Yeah, I don't really hear whispering very well 488 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,554 so I didn't catch that. 489 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,111 But I picked up on the threatening tone, though. 490 00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:40,291 Oh, I apologize. 491 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,425 I said... 492 00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:45,362 [LOUDLY] Who's the number one sporting goods store now, ese? 493 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,565 Ah. Thanks for speaking up. 494 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,750 Still us, though. 495 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,448 No hockey game can change the fact 496 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,237 that I have the best damn team in the world. 497 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,839 Damn. 498 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,907 That's cheesy as hell, bro. 499 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,343 Goons! [SNAPS FINGERS] Vamos! 500 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,712 I am one with the Gods! 501 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,547 GOONS: Car-li-to! 502 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,117 CYNTHIA: Attention, staff. I have some news. 503 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,852 DJ: Attention, staff. I have some news. 504 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,021 Cynthia, this is for you. 505 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,857 Great, my jersey. Thank you. 506 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,125 What...? 507 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,792 Wait, what is that? 508 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,461 That's a captain's C. 509 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,732 Cynthia, when I came back from my two-period spiritual journey, 510 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,068 the score of that game should have been 30 to nothing, 511 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,335 not 9-1. 512 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,703 How did we score the one goal, by the way? 513 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,606 Oh, I scored, of course, after Carlito left the net 514 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,209 to try and slash Chris's achilles. 515 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,543 I had to lock myself in the penalty box. 516 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,612 - [LAUGHS] - DJ: Nice. 517 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,391 Well, Wayne told me that in my absence, you stepped up. 518 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,149 I never said that. Can't prove it. 519 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,418 You didn't quit on OMT. 520 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,219 You're my co-captain on the ice 521 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,555 and you're my co-captain in the store. 522 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,425 Which is why I'd officially like to make you... 523 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,627 co-manager. 524 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,597 I don't think the others would go for that. 525 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,692 - CHRIS: Hell, yeah! - JEN: Yeah, of course we would. 526 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:53,615 - Why wouldn't we? - WAYNE: I'm indifferent. 527 00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:57,034 - Come on. What do ya say? - Uh... 528 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,369 I say... 529 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,507 Yes! 530 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,108 [ALL EXCLAIMING HAPPILY] 531 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,444 Didn't you also have some news to share? 532 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,813 Oh, right. Um... 533 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:13,384 I increased our line of credit, so... 534 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,519 tonight's bill is covered. 535 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,187 - ALL: Yeah! - WAYNE: Okay, okay... 536 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:18,790 NAT: That's what I'm talking about! 537 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,290 I didn't even know we had a line of credit. 538 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,193 Classic Cynthia right there! 539 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,362 - Thanks, new boss. - Ahh. 540 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,230 Classic DJ. 541 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:31,736 [MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 542 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,872 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 543 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:35,923 _ 544 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,043 - DJ: Another round, please, barkeep. - _ 545 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,512 And hey, weren't we supposed to talk about something 546 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,546 after the game? 547 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,548 GWEN: Right... 548 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,383 I, uh, wanted to tell you... 549 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,851 I'm gonna do it. 550 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,353 Amazing. Do what? 551 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,255 Open Brittle House on the Prairie! 552 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,556 That's incredible! 553 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,325 Next week, I'm going to Brussels to study 554 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,995 under the best brittle-maker in the world. 555 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,180 Wow. 556 00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:00,765 How... how long are you going for? 557 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,333 Six months. Maybe longer. 558 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,435 You inspired me. 559 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,972 Well, uh, what did you want to talk to me about? 560 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,707 Oh, nothin'. 561 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,042 I, um... 562 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,609 I should get back to work. 563 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:20,718 [MUSIC, CHATTER, AND SOUND OF BILLIARDS IN BACKGROUND] 564 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,396 Yeah, that's a Gwen tear, alright. 565 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,934 You wanna see Shania with me? 566 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,302 More than anything. 567 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,403 CHRIS: Let's do this. 568 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,805 WAYNE: Get him, get him, get him! 569 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,374 JEN: Move him back, move him back! 570 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,808 WAYNE: Pull him back, pull him back! 571 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,143 - [ALL STRAIN WITH EFFORT] - Yay! 572 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,011 ALL: [CHANTING] M-V-P! M-V-P! 573 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,347 M-V-P! M-V-P! 574 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,351 DJ: [QUIETLY] This is great... 575 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,754 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 576 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,157 DJ: [CRYING] No one's ever hoisted me before. 577 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:03,427 ? One more time... One more time... ? 578 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,696 DJ: What a gesture! 579 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,897 [CRYING] 580 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,865 ? One more time! ? 581 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:14,171 ? Tell me one more time, as you turn and face the wall ? 582 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:19,510 ? Tell me I should know you never were my kind of woman ? 583 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:24,048 ? And tell me we were fools to fall ? 584 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:29,519 ? Baby, baby, tell me that you never wanted my lovin' ? 585 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:33,056 ? Baby, baby, tell me that you never ? 586 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,638 ? Tell me, tell me one more time ? 587 00:21:34,639 --> 00:21:36,493 DJ: [EMOTIONALLY] I love you guys! 588 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,028 ? One more time! ? 589 00:21:38,078 --> 00:21:42,628 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41343

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