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With tough times
come tough decisions.
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But through it all, there's one
place you can always turn to
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to help make your decisions...
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A little bit easier.
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For 25 years, people across this
great nation have trusted
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all city insurance to take care
of their families,
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their homes, and their futures.
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All city insurance.
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Always there.
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All the time.
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All in!
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Good afternoon la.
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You good looking thing you.
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Sam yates here
just kickin' back.
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Havin' the time of my life.
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That's because I'm not
stuck in traffic with you.
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Here on another smog filled
lovely day here in la.
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The 405, forget it.
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Come on, asshole!
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It's Steven, your agent.
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Laugh out loud.
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Well cheese and crackers
and muddy water.
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I don't know what you did today
in that audition,
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but marcia horwitz...
She loved you.
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She's a huge fan, Jim.
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She said you did a great job.
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But uh, well, it's not going
to go any farther, Jim.
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They're- they're going in a
completely different direction
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on this movie. I don't know what
they're thinking...
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But anyway, um, I know we
haven't had the best of luck
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in a very long while.
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But you know what...
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Something big's gonna
happen soon, kiddo.
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I can feel it.
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Hang in there, honey. Ciao.
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Hi, it's tiff.
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Aka tificult.
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Listen, I know you're mad at me.
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But I'm sorry I flaked on you.
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Let's just go out tonight
and rage or something.
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Ok?
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Oh, and can I use
your car again?
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Mine's fucked.
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Hey hey, it's your
old buddy len.
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Do you remember me?
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You better be coming to
that reunion, alright?
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I'm tired of just seeing
your face on that commercial.
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I'd like to actually
touch my friend.
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Hold on a second...
That didn't sound right.
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Anyway, uh let me know, brother.
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T says to keep it
out your mouth.
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I assume he means penis.
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Skunk is drunk.
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Again.
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good lord, Jim,
give me my shorts back!
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No way, fatass.
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Hey skunk, don't put
your dick in the water.
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Yeah, some fish is gonna
think your dick is a worm.
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I need my dick, Jim.
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I need my dick.
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Jim Owens, give skunk
his swimsuit back.
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All of you get over here.
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I want to take a picture.
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Only if I get a kiss, Laurie.
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With tongue this time.
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Sush.
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I'm gonna push you in.
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Say cheese.
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white zone is for immediate
loading and unloading
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of passengers only.
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No parking.
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I thought I was
getting away from you.
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Look at 'em. Talking to himself.
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Literally.
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Hey Jim, you know how many asses
have sat on your face
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in this town alone?
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You guys are a little
late, aren't ya?
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I've gotta hug him, man.
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Just get him.
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Hey Jimmy!
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How you doin' man?
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Hey Jim, check it out.
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Always there, all the time.
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Balls deep.
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I'm fucking your face.
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You like it.
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Get your dick off my face.
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So you finally decided
to come back and
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visit your old pals, huh?
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Hey you guys could have
come out and visited me.
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Man you know Annette wouldn't
let me go to Los Angeles.
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Shit.
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She knows my black ass
wouldn't come back.
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Hey, a lot of people
going to the reunion?
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Should be a pretty good turn
out, considering
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they canceled the last one.
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Why did they cancel it?
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Probably because it wasn't
enough time for principal
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teagley to forgive us
for all the shit we did.
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Hey, is Laurie going?
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I don't know.
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You don't keep in
touch with her anymore, do ya?
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It's been a long time.
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I think she's got
a boyfriend anyway.
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She's datin' someone.
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Yeah, well good for her.
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She's a good catch.
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I'm surprised she's
not married by now.
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Come on guys, what's with all
this soap opera shit, huh?
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This is your night, Jim.
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What do you want to do, man?
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How about the knob?
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Did I hear the knob?
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You heard me say the knob.
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Knob.
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The knob.
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The knob.
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The knob!
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Let's twist it up at the knob.
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alright, are you ready
to throw a few back?
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I might have one or two.
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What, did you grow a
vagina out in California?
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Cali-Gina.
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You know what? I got this one.
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No, no, wait a minute.
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You're money's no
good here Hollywood.
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Thank you.
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Hollywood, huh?
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Is that my new
nickname, Debbie Gibson?
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Hey, Debbie Gibson cranked
out many excellent,
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excellent heads, ok?
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Cheers.
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Boys.
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Who is that?
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Angie Kramer.
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Castle cheerleader '92.
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Just one year?
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Bitch got pregnant.
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Ooh, she at it again.
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Jim Owens, I heard you were
coming into town,
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but I did not believe it.
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Angie Kramer, how have you been?
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You know, busy...
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I bet.
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You're....?
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Oh. baby loves that.
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So, do you need a date
for the reunion Saturday?
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I am really, im
honestly flattered.
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I just- I can't because...
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I told the boys I was just
gonna kinda go with them.
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But, fuck, I'd love to do that.
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Alright. I mean is it because
I'm pregnant, or?
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I can't make it.
I'm uh... taken.
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Shut up, skunk.
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Like you had a chance.
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So, what're you guys-
what do you boys got
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planned for the weekend?
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Going to Kramer's lake?
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That lake has been
closed for years.
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Yeah, t, it's called a joke.
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Your joke was a joke.
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Your sweater is a joke.
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Your birth control is a joke.
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Ok, your hair is a joke.
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Your food stamps are a joke.
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Oh really?
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Your watch is fake.
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You're like a fake person.
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Actually, we don't
have a lot planned.
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Besides for the reunion,
and len's having
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a litte barbeque tomorrow.
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Oh, sweet.
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Oh, len.
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Do you mind if i
bring my little ones?
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No, of course.
The more the merrier.
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Awesome.
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Ok, well I'll see
you guys tomorrow.
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Cheers to that.
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Good stuff. Cheers to that.
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You think you should?
Alright.
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Go for it.
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Ok.
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I haven't seen you in a while.
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Alright, bye guys.
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She's gonna have a
hills have eyes kid.
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You know Molly is gonna kill me.
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Why?
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Len slept with her
in high school.
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So what, everyone slept
with Angie Kramer
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back in high school.
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Not while you were dating
your soon to be wife?
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Shame.
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I didn't sleep with Angie
Kramer in high school.
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Did you sleep with
anybody in high school?
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Your dad.
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What?
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Alright, my wife
is really gonna kill me.
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You're gonna be alright.
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I'm sure she forgot
all about it by now.
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It's been a long time.
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Brother, you don't know Molly.
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What about you?
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Yeah, I bet you got all sorts
of ass just throwin' themselves
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at you out there in Hollywood.
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Oh yeah, I'm just dodging pussy.
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Come on, give us something man.
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Hollywood is like
a pussy pinata.
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I don't have any...
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There- give us some dirt.
-Come on man.
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I kinda hooked up with a
Lakers cheerleader once.
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Ha!
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Jim, how old was she?
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I don't know. She was like 22.
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Wooo.
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22, oh I'm impressed.
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Jim, you have got to start
datin' someone your own age man.
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You gotta date someone that you
have at least a little bit of
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something in common with.
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Yeah.
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Someone who likes that shitty
ass eighties music like you do.
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I'm trying, alright?
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But it doesn't really
exist out there.
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You're just not looking
in the right places.
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You'll find somebody.
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I hope.
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Pray to sweet Jesus you do.
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you gotta be kidding me.
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Huh?
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Get up.
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Laurie Miller.
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Hey.
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Too long. Too long.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Too long of a hug. It was weird.
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What are the odds of that?
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That's some Casablanca
shit right there.
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Man, you should've
said something.
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Hey, hey, I was going to.
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He's here for, what?
4 or 5 days.
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I thought there was a very good
chance that they might
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not bump into each other.
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Well they bumped.
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I just hope they don't bump.
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Bump. bump.
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Bump.
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What are you doing home?
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The reunion.
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What are you doing at the knob?
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Mark had a business
thing at the back.
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Oh. your boyfriend?
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Fiance.
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I'm getting married
next weekend.
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Didn't len tell you?
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Yeah.
no, len told me.
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I just, uh, I thought it was
next month for some reason.
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Congratulations, that's great.
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Thanks.
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You're more than
welcome to come.
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That'd be a little weird.
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Come on, we dated when
we were like kids.
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Kids don't...
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Shush!
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I see you on
bilboards and buses.
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I'm proud of you.
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You look good.
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You look good.
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I look awesome.
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Yes you do.
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Wah!
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Oh, I hate it when you do that.
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00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,380
Hey, how are you?
272
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,190
I'm good.
273
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,820
Wait a minute, I know you.
Don't I?
274
00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,420
Uhh, I don't know...
275
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,290
Always there.
276
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,360
Where?
277
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:21,160
All the time.
278
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,830
This is Jim, honey.
279
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,770
Hollywood Jim.
280
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,240
That's my nickname now.
281
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,510
Oh man, I remember you.
Of course.
282
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,310
How's the leg been
holding up, partner?
283
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,510
Mark lochyear?
284
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,820
Times running out here
in the 4th quarter.
285
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,290
The castle knights need a
touchdown desperately
286
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,360
or their season is over.
287
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,160
Here's a snap.
288
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,320
Johsnon looks downfield.
289
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,230
He sees a man.
290
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,260
It's Jim Owens.
291
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,530
Caught by Jim Owens.
292
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,260
He is at the 40.
293
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,360
He's at the 30.
294
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,530
Oh, what a block.
295
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,700
He might go all the way.
296
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,840
Owens is at the ten.
297
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:04,870
Ohh, he is rocked by
Mark lochlear
298
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:05,810
just short of the goal line.
299
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,440
That one has got to hurt.
300
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,710
Ow, my leg.
301
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:12,180
And the castle knights
come up just short.
302
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,680
How's the leg, partner?
303
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,450
Haha.
304
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,190
I didn't even realize he
was the same guy
305
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,830
until months into dating.
306
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,530
It was a long time ago.
He's grown up.
307
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,730
Yeah, I've grown up.
308
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,530
Hey girl, how you doin' Laurie?
309
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,670
Hey, you guys remember Mark.
310
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,470
-How you doin' Mark?
Hey fellas.
311
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,670
Is that skunk?
312
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,510
Oh yeah.
313
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,340
That fool has been
drinking since birth.
314
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,380
Say Laurie, do you still
live on south broadview?
315
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,250
Until the real estate agent
here sells our house,
316
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,410
that's where we live.
317
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,950
'Cause that's near
skunk house, and...
318
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,380
We've been drinking
a little bit.
319
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,450
Would you mind taking
his fatass home for us?
320
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,650
Oh sure. Of course.
321
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:52,760
We were just leaving anyway.
322
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,890
Would you put him in our truck?
323
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,230
I've known him since
i was like nine.
324
00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,790
First weenie I ever saw.
325
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,460
Oh yuck.
326
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,400
Alright, Laurie.
Great to see you, Mark.
327
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,870
Take care.
-Pleasure.
328
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,540
Something's never change.
329
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,440
Come on, skunk.
330
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,970
I don't need to if
i don't' want to.
331
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,840
Hey, see you around man.
332
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,380
Think fast.
333
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,950
Hey bill, how's it going?
334
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,520
Excuse me, honey.
335
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,990
Laurie?
336
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,020
Uh, you know, len's having
a little barbeque tomorrow.
337
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,890
You guys should stop by.
338
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,790
Don't you mean a
whiffle ball game?
339
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,460
And isn't that for kids.
340
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,500
Yes and yes.
341
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,500
What time?
342
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,300
Whenevs.
343
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,300
Whenevs.
344
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,670
Ready?
-yes.
345
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:41,870
Bye.
-see ya.
346
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:45,970
Alright.
347
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,400
damnit Freeman.
348
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:43,530
My bad, team.
349
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,470
You're worst at bat.
Terrible.
350
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,740
How can you not
hit a plastic ball?
351
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,040
You're a grown man.
352
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,640
I'm not good with
the slow pitches.
353
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,540
He's really good at pitching.
354
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,410
You're a shitfaced redneck.
355
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,480
I won't disagree with you there.
356
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,050
C'mon, the guy
just lost his job.
357
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,120
I don't give a shit.
I'm losing this game.
358
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,820
Yes you are, you're losing.
359
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,120
Alright I'm going to take
a piss and grab a beer.
360
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,350
Who wants one?
361
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,720
I do.
-Alright.
362
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:16,430
Hey Carter. Hey
363
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,800
that's not Carter.
364
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,040
That's Nixon.
365
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,040
Carter died about five years
ago, but you wouldn't know that
366
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,870
because you never come home.
367
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,840
Looks just like Carter.
368
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:26,910
You came.
369
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,040
I did.
370
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,580
Where's the, uh,
where's the lucky guy?
371
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,510
Oh, he's showing a house.
372
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,680
He'll be here in a bit.
373
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,620
Nice.
374
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:36,620
How long have you
guys, you know, dated?
375
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,860
A little over a year.
376
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,560
So what about you,
you seeing somebody?
377
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:43,890
I mean, you are
getting out there?
378
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,130
I'm sorta dating someone.
379
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,460
Sort of?
380
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:46,960
Wow.
381
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,130
Sounds intriguing.
382
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,470
What's his name?
383
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,140
Her name is Tiffany.
384
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,810
She goes by tificult.
385
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:01,510
She uh, listens to small
Wayne and she rages.
386
00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:04,180
It's lil' Wayne.
387
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,110
Lil?
388
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:05,880
Lil.
389
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,820
Lil Wayne.
390
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:08,680
I was close.
391
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,620
I mean the same thing.
Small and lil'.
392
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,860
So what's it like doing
those commericials?
393
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,060
It looks like a pretty easy job.
394
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,030
You know, it's easy I guess.
395
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,700
It's also a little embarrassing.
396
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,770
I went out there to
become an actor,
397
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,170
not an insurance salesman.
398
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,400
Is that why you're back?
399
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,600
Are you having some sort of
midlife crisis and you thought
400
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,540
reliving the glory days
with your boys
401
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:30,740
was gonna solve everything?
402
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,980
You know what, there's nothing
wrong with coming back and
403
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,980
having some good times
with some old friends.
404
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,880
Hey I didn't say that there was.
405
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,910
Then why aren't you and
Clark going to the reunion?
406
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,450
Mark has a bachelor
party that night.
407
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,920
Great, than you can
go with all of us.
408
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,150
Is the whole gang going?
409
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,660
Yeah, everybody's goin'.
410
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,420
We're all goin'.
It's a gaggle of us.
411
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,760
Alright, I'm in.
412
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,730
Really? you're in?
413
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:57,770
I'm in.
414
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,540
You're in. Urine?
415
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,540
No I'm in.
416
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,170
I'm all in.
417
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,810
All the time.
418
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,340
How dare you?
419
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,480
I had to.
420
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,440
Jim, Jim.
421
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,150
Hey buddy, we're all
waitin' for you, man.
422
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,050
Hey Laurie.
423
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,020
Laurie is going to
the renuion with us.
424
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,490
That's fantastic, man.
425
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,590
That's so cool.
426
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,660
See ya.
427
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:23,560
Jerk.
428
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,630
I hate it when you do that.
429
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660
Hi baby.
430
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,860
I brought you a casserole.
431
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,570
Thank you.
Did you sell the house?
432
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,500
Yes, I did.
433
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,640
Congrats, that's great.
434
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:35,840
How's the barbeque?
435
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,540
Hey you know what sweetie, i
think I'm going to go to the
436
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,010
reunion thing tomorrow night.
437
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,640
What? why?
438
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,880
'Cause Jim's going.
439
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:43,610
No, I just haven't seen a bunch
of my old friends in awhile.
440
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,510
I think it'll be fun.
441
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,050
Aren't you going with
a bunch of strippers
442
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,320
to your bachelor party?
443
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:51,190
Uh, well I'm not going with the
strippers to the bachelor party,
444
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,860
but yes, there's gonna
be strippers there.
445
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,590
C'mon. let's go say hi to
everybody.
446
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,260
Freeman, hold on to the bat.
447
00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,160
Damnit. you're going
to kill someone.
448
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,100
Hi Molly.
449
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,770
Laurie!
450
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,870
We were just talking about you.
451
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,970
Hi Mark.
452
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,240
Great to see you again.
453
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,540
Out!
-shit!
454
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,810
You're out.
455
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,710
Alright that means your ghost
runner stays on third, alright?
456
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,050
You gotta push him in man.
457
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,780
The old push.
458
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,620
Pushy push.
459
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,650
Same old Jim.
460
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:23,750
You're up Freeman.
461
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,620
No man, I'm out.
462
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,790
Dude, my knee is jacked.
463
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,020
I've gotta stretch out.
464
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,260
Well I guess that's
forfeit then.
465
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,560
Damn.
466
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,500
I'm gonna kill skunk.
467
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,030
Even his dumb ass is
better than Freeman.
468
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:38,000
Where is skunk?
469
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,170
I mean I hope he's alright.
470
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,070
Hey Mark, you play?
471
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,270
Uh, I played a
little college ball.
472
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:48,010
Yes, but did they play with
bucket rules in college?
473
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,180
Boom.
474
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,280
I don't know, let's find out.
475
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:52,750
Here we go.
476
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,620
Yo, yo, yo.
477
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:57,890
Woah.
478
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,820
When he pitches the ball and it
goes in the bucket, you're out.
479
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,060
No questions asked, right.
480
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,860
It doesn't matter if it hits
your bat or your dick or your
481
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,230
or your pussy. You're out.
482
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:07,930
Also...
483
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:13,370
They hit you with
the water balloon.
484
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,340
Hahah. no I'm serious.
485
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:17,840
In your face.
486
00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,610
And it hurts bad, dude.
487
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,140
It's happened to me
a lot in my lifetime.
488
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,280
Alright, he's comin' in for me.
489
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,880
I'm worthless.
490
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,020
Yeah you are.
491
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,120
Eat me out.
492
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:30,920
You know the rules.
493
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,820
I got it.
494
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:37,260
Alright, Jim strike him out.
495
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:40,160
Ohh water balloon.
Ohh
496
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,730
swing and miss Jackie chan.
497
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,800
Get him. Get him.
498
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,640
Sorry.
499
00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:51,670
I gotta- it's the
rules, you know?
500
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,210
I fucking told you Eddie Bauer.
501
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,820
Oooh.
502
00:22:02,950 --> 00:22:05,820
That was the worse throw
I've seen in my entire life.
503
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,390
My dad's sister throws
better than that.
504
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,990
The one nobody talks about.
505
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,430
Hahah.
506
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,660
Hey, that shit ain't funny.
507
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,130
Oh my god.
508
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,970
Stop laughing at me man.
509
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,870
I'm sorry.
510
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,430
len!
511
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,130
I'm sorry.
512
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,430
Get your ass in this house now.
513
00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:50,870
Who invited her?
514
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,940
Len plowed her in
high school, remember?
515
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,780
Uh, mind if I pop a squat?
516
00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,440
No please.
517
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,710
Squat.
518
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,450
How could you invite that slut?!
519
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,860
Don't tell me to calm down.
520
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,190
Everybody can hear you.
521
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,730
I don't care if
everyone can hear me.
522
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Whore!
523
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:19,330
So, how's the pregnancy coming?
524
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,900
It's comin'.
525
00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:22,930
I hope this one
comes out a little...
526
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:24,800
Riper than the others.
527
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:28,940
Dumbass.
528
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:33,440
I'm gonna tell mom!
529
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,780
Mom doesn't give a crap.
530
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:36,480
You must be so proud.
531
00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:37,550
Hell no.
532
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,020
It's embarrassing, but
what are you going to do.
533
00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:42,990
Can't exactly shove the
bastard back up there, can you?
534
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,790
It'd be great if you could.
535
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,190
Can you?
536
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,760
I'm not going to put a baby
back inside of me.
537
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,360
What's the matter with you guys?
538
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:56,400
Oh, Ron?
539
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,500
Can you get me a diet Pepsi?
540
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,970
Easy on the ice.
541
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,310
Still got it, Freeman.
542
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040
So what have you
guys been up to?
543
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:10,480
Gosh, do you think you should
be smokin' at seven months?
544
00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:11,510
They're lights.
545
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,020
It's fine.
546
00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,120
Lights.
547
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:15,280
Want one?
548
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,420
No, thank you.
549
00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:18,420
I like living.
550
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,290
Oh gosh, well congrats on that.
551
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,490
Cannot wait for the wedding.
552
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,200
Are you coming?
553
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,470
Yeah go team!
554
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,500
Woo.
555
00:24:32,530 --> 00:24:35,170
Yeah go team!
556
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,370
Safe!
557
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,410
Really?
558
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,810
We know he's safe.
559
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,480
He's been on second for minutes.
560
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:47,180
You want to sass me like that
again in front of everybody,
561
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,350
I'll throw you out of here
faster than you can say...
562
00:24:52,990 --> 00:24:54,390
You're out.
563
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,060
Thank you.
Can you go back to drinking?
564
00:24:56,090 --> 00:24:56,460
You're out.
565
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,060
Safe!
566
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,970
Hey, Hollywood, you
ready to play or what?
567
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,470
Come on, he can't pitch.
568
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,970
Knock it over the
fence, honey, c'mon.
569
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,270
Woo.
570
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:20,480
Come on lover boy.
571
00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:49,880
Shit!
572
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:51,080
Kramer!
573
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,280
Woo yeah, uh huh.
574
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:58,890
What are you doing?
575
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,090
Oh you know what I'm doing.
576
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,420
I'm just pushing it.
577
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,190
Pushing it.
578
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,060
Woo!
579
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,630
Good job.
580
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,570
You were great.
581
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,270
Don't make a scene.
582
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,010
Everyone looks like they're
having such a nice time.
583
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,440
I got it under control.
584
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,380
Does somebody want
to tell me-
585
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:27,320
anybody! you!
586
00:26:27,350 --> 00:26:28,550
Zz top!
587
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:31,590
What the hell happened
to me last night?
588
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,370
Oh my god!
589
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,310
Oh my god.
590
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,410
Where's my clothes?
591
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,070
Who are you?
592
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,540
What are you doing?
593
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:32,480
Somehow I woke up in my
neighbor's pick up truck.
594
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:33,650
And he was in the nude.
595
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,650
I mean who would do that to him?
596
00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:37,590
Oh, it's ok Carol.
597
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,720
It's ok, it's ok.
598
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,290
Which one of you
guys drove me home?
599
00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,030
We didn't- we didn't
take you home.
600
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,460
This dude.
601
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:47,460
Yeah, he took you home.
602
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,500
Yeah, yeah, it was Mark.
603
00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,370
What?
604
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,740
You got something you
wanna tell me, buddy?
605
00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:56,770
Hang on pal.
606
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,710
I took Laurie home and then i
took you to your place
607
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,240
and that's it.
You were hammered.
608
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,080
Oh was I now?
609
00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:03,450
Yeah.
610
00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:09,280
Did you rape me son?
611
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,490
What?
612
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,460
Did you rape me?
613
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:15,090
Woah, woah.
614
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,090
Nobody rapes me.
615
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,690
No! guys, can you help me out?
616
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,530
I didn't rape anyone.
617
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,430
You know what you get
when you rape a skunk?
618
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,800
No.
619
00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:25,800
You get covered in ass sauce.
620
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,470
Ew.
621
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,240
What doest that even mean?
622
00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:31,540
You better stock up
on tomato juice, guy.
623
00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,280
'Cause I'm liftin' my tail.
624
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,050
You're weird.
-Skunk...
625
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,220
now get out of
here you old farts.
626
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,520
Drive safe.
627
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,300
Hey, Freeman.
628
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:00,340
You know she's pregant, right?
629
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,240
You know what they say?
630
00:29:04,270 --> 00:29:06,240
You can't get 'em
preganant twice.
631
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:08,810
Ron Freeman.
632
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:10,310
Is that what they say?
633
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:12,450
Get over here and
open up the door.
634
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,180
I'm comin'.
635
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,280
Kids!
636
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,520
Where are my kids?
637
00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:19,320
Kids!?
638
00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:20,860
Hey, you ready for
tomorrow night?
639
00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:23,260
Yes I am.
640
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,730
What's this?
641
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,600
The baby goes in there.
642
00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:32,870
Somebody took the baby.
643
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,440
Somebody took- [baby crying]
644
00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:36,540
Oh sorry, we got her right here.
645
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:43,380
Hey jimbo, he's still safe.
646
00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:44,510
Remember at second?
647
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,680
I remember
648
00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:47,250
safe!
649
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,320
Sweet car.
650
00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:54,390
Sweet wax job, too.
651
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,760
Night Freeman.
652
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,850
Now fart throwin' has
always been a tradition.
653
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,420
So what you want to do son
is you wanna cup it,
654
00:30:22,450 --> 00:30:24,150
ok?
655
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,820
And then when you catch it,
what you want to do is a thing
656
00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:29,190
called the garvin, ok?
657
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,630
When your dad was in
junior high school,
658
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:41,300
he played basketball with a guy
named Larry garvin.
659
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,540
Now this guy would just
roll the basketball
660
00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:46,270
right off his fingertips, huh?
661
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,580
So cup
662
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,610
Catch.
663
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,410
Roll.
664
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,610
Right in there.
665
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,450
Put it right in the
old Tom Selleck.
666
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,290
Wham. garvin.
Ya understand?
667
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,620
Land it right there.
668
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,520
Right on the old catfish hunter.
669
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,460
Right there on Freddie murcury.
670
00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:07,560
Snap, crackle, garvin.
671
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,560
Right there on the
old clip mantle.
672
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,870
Let them smell the
pineapple juice.
673
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,370
There it is.
674
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:17,410
Now you go play with your face.
675
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,810
You're daddy's gotta get
ready for his reunion.
676
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,310
Len, do you think that
Jim is going to try to mess
677
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,550
things up with Mark and Laurie?
678
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,880
No, no, no, no.
679
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,850
He's just having some fun
with his friends, baby.
680
00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:33,520
He hasn't been home
in a long time.
681
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,720
Is that my mustang?
682
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,120
Woo hoo.
683
00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:42,730
Hey what are you doing?
684
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,430
She sounds good.
685
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:45,630
You've been taking
care of my girl.
686
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,770
No, no, no.
687
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,700
She is my girl and has been ever
since you gave her to me
688
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,870
for my wedding gift.
689
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,670
You know, this is great.
690
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:55,310
I didn't expect to have
this much fun being back.
691
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,850
I went to pizza king
today and had a strong.
692
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,380
Remember the grocery mart?
693
00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,520
It's a Bob's gym now.
694
00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:03,790
Who the hell is Bob?
695
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:04,920
Bob swallows.
696
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:05,890
I bet he does.
697
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,260
No, no, Bob swallows.
698
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,460
It's the guy who owns the gym.
699
00:32:08,490 --> 00:32:09,620
We went to high school with him.
700
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,660
Oh that's right.
701
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:11,590
You know, I guess...
702
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,530
I'm surprised that
you remember all that.
703
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,860
I mean, man your
life is so exciting.
704
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,530
You get to go to Lakers games.
705
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:20,470
You get to party with
Lohan and Hilton.
706
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,870
I do not party with
Lohan and Hilton.
707
00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,770
Hey len, you wouldn't
care if I, uh...
708
00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:29,710
Picked up Laurie in the
old ride, would ya?
709
00:32:32,610 --> 00:32:34,380
What?
710
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,320
Ah Jim.
711
00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:39,650
You know that she's getting
married, right?
712
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:42,920
We are going as friends.
713
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,160
Alright?
714
00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:46,790
I thought it would be cool to
pick her up in my old ride.
715
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:49,460
Len, I'm an adult.
716
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,670
You sure?
717
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:51,600
Yeah.
718
00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:53,540
Is that why your fly
is down, Mr. adult?
719
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,000
How did you notice that?
720
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,200
The whole time?
721
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,580
I think I saw it the second
you got out of the car, man.
722
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:01,880
C'mon, what do you say?
723
00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:03,410
Yeah, go on.
-Alright!
724
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:05,550
Get outta here.
725
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:06,610
Thank you, dad.
726
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,020
This is gonna be fun.
727
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:11,550
We're gonna have a
good time tonight.
728
00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,690
Just don't mess it up.
729
00:34:02,570 --> 00:34:04,870
you are such a dork.
730
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,740
Yes I am.
731
00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:09,410
C'mon let me see those moves.
732
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,510
There you go.
733
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,080
Alright.
734
00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:16,050
Where is everybody?
735
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,490
Music's a little loud.
736
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,590
I can't hear you.
737
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,720
Oh no.
738
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,730
We're meeting them there.
739
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,930
C'mon, I don't want to be late.
740
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,700
Ok.
741
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,510
Slow down.
742
00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,380
It's faster than I remember.
743
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,480
and there's a special
request from Jim Owens
744
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:47,650
to Laurie Miller for their
high school reunion
745
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,120
tonight at castle.
746
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,150
Also want to congratulate
Tom lally who just won
747
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,590
a free chicken dinner for
two at grandy's
748
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:56,060
over on green river road. On
your favorite radio station
749
00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:58,090
hot 96.
750
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,440
there they are.
751
00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:09,170
Hollywood.
752
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,210
Looking good man.
753
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,810
So glad you came.
754
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:19,850
Oh shit, look who's coming.
755
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,520
You guys, you can't call him
skunk in front of his wife.
756
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:23,650
Carol hates it.
757
00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:24,720
Well what should
we call him then?
758
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,150
By his real name.
759
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:29,620
What is it?
760
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:30,120
Stewart.
761
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,090
It's Stewart.
762
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:31,990
Stewart?
763
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,130
Yeah.
764
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,760
I've been hangin' out with
a Stewart all these years.
765
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,860
I refuse to say that.
766
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,070
Well isn't your
first name Tracy?
767
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,470
Fuck you Jim.
768
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,670
That shit was in the vote, man.
769
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,840
It's a family name.
770
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,210
Stewart!
771
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,470
That's you, sweetie.
772
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,170
Hey sk- Stewart.
773
00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:48,140
How you guys doing?
774
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,080
Great.
775
00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,620
I don't know what this is, but
we'll talk about that later.
776
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,120
You look nice.
You look very sharp.
777
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,150
How 'bout that.
778
00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,590
Sup stew pants?
779
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,720
Nice cardigan.
780
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,690
C'mon t, give me a break, huh?
781
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,490
What's this color
scheme? Bruised anus?
782
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:07,830
What?
783
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:09,700
Hey is that punch?
784
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:10,930
Get out of my way.
785
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,670
Remind me not to have the punch.
786
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,770
Mr. Owens.
787
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,170
Are you getting these
boys in trouble again?
788
00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:21,210
Principal teagley.
789
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,710
What are you doing here?
790
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:23,750
I am the principal.
791
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:25,710
That is what I am doing here.
792
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,080
Who's that guy staring at us?
793
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,590
That is the assistant principal.
794
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:37,660
Show him some respect, damnit.
795
00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:38,960
I just stopped by to
say hello to some of our
796
00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:40,830
more successful students
797
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,530
who have kindly donated
to our high school
798
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,700
over the years.
799
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:45,600
You didn't get my donation?
800
00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:47,070
I did not.
801
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,870
I did hear about you going
out to California
802
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,840
to become something, what?
803
00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:54,680
An actor.
804
00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:56,080
Oh look at me.
805
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,280
I'm an actor.
806
00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:02,050
La di da di da da.
807
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,890
Woah.
808
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,690
Look at me, huh.
809
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,560
An actor. An actor.
810
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:10,020
Woah, I'm an actor.
811
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:11,090
Look at me.
812
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,960
What ever happened with that?
813
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,830
Ok.
814
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:18,670
You think that your
shit doesn't stink.
815
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:19,770
Don't you Mr. Owens?
816
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,300
Well let me tell you something.
817
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:26,010
It stunk back in '94 when you
boys shit up my gym floor,
818
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,340
and all the other shit
you put me through.
819
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:33,110
And it stinks now.
820
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,050
Your breath stinks
821
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,020
forever.
822
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:41,190
Honestly, did you take
a shit on your mustache?
823
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:42,590
I got my eye on you.
824
00:37:44,690 --> 00:37:49,700
One wrong move, and I will line
all four of you up,
825
00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:53,640
and fuck you square in the ass.
826
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:55,600
Jesus Christ.
827
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,600
Wow.
828
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,610
Why would you do that?
829
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:05,180
Stewart, get away
from that punch bowl.
830
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,810
God damnit.
831
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:08,580
What was that about?
832
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,620
I don't know.
I didn't say anything.
833
00:38:10,650 --> 00:38:12,690
Hey, hey, hey.
834
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,060
Len, len.
835
00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:15,760
Listen.
836
00:38:15,790 --> 00:38:18,230
Red punch, good.
837
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:21,260
Yellow punch, not so good.
838
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,000
Stewart.
839
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,670
why am I blindfolded?
840
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,240
I know what's gonna happen.
841
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,110
Brother, you have no idea.
842
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:41,080
These are all weird sounds.
843
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,050
We're at your house.
844
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:48,990
Yeah!
845
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,030
Friends and strippers!
846
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,720
Ron Freeman.
847
00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:16,750
What are you doing here?
848
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,690
Checkin' shit out.
849
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,260
Did you even graduate
with this class?
850
00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:24,190
No, I don't think I did.
851
00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:26,130
Did you graduate at all?
852
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:28,430
No.
853
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,200
Ron!
854
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,270
You know that girl?
855
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:43,710
Yes, I do.
856
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,280
And she didn't graduate either.
857
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,360
Mark, Mark, Mark!
858
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,270
Last time to have a good
time, and get away with it.
859
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,270
Wait!
860
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:25,020
Feathers.
861
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,420
You're a big boy, aren't ya?
862
00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,420
Yes.
863
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,090
I like big boys.
864
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,490
You do?
865
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,760
Boobs.
866
00:40:40,430 --> 00:40:44,270
Yes, yes.
867
00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:48,980
I can't do this, I can't.
868
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:50,510
I'm so sorry.
869
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:57,180
You're so pretty and
sparkly, but I'm sorry.
870
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,520
I have a fiance.
871
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,030
Woo.
872
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,530
Woah, got me drunk.
873
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,430
Molly you only had
half a wine cooler.
874
00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:18,540
Stinker.
875
00:41:18,570 --> 00:41:21,510
Oh c'mon, at least tell me
I'll get to third base tonight.
876
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,580
If you're lucky.
877
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:23,510
I was lucky the first time.
878
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,680
Why wouldn't I be lucky now?
879
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:28,420
I haven't been here since
your boyfriend broke my leg.
880
00:41:28,450 --> 00:41:29,820
Oh yeah, that's too bad.
You probably would've
881
00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:31,350
gotten a full ride to
devry or some other
882
00:41:31,390 --> 00:41:33,550
tv/vcr repair school.
883
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:35,360
Does devry even have
a football team?
884
00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:37,420
I don't think so.
885
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:42,100
Hey, welcome everybody to
castle high school football.
886
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,270
Woohoo, castle high.
887
00:41:47,030 --> 00:41:49,100
That's so great. You sound like
a real announcer.
888
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,500
I do?
-Mmhmm
889
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:53,410
well I announce
everything I say.
890
00:41:58,210 --> 00:42:02,950
We got us a real bar burner
down there, don't we sweetheart?
891
00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:07,120
Don't be shy.
892
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,260
You gotta say
something, sweetie.
893
00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:09,490
You're my co person.
894
00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:12,560
I don't want to.
895
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,400
Alright, back to the game then.
896
00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:22,070
There he is, Jim Owens,
making a play down the field.
897
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,840
C'mon, come and get it.
898
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,980
You're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it!
899
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,440
Ahh!
900
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,150
Jim Owens, running
down the 40 yard line.
901
00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:38,550
And he's at the 30 yard line.
902
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:44,190
And he just went back
to the 50 yard line.
903
00:42:44,590 --> 00:42:46,190
And he's down.
904
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,500
Down for the count.
905
00:42:48,530 --> 00:42:49,430
Coincidentally right where
lauirie Miller
906
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,900
lost her virginity
907
00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,070
You were there too.
908
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,640
Remember when we used
to cruise up and down
909
00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:58,540
green river road on
a Friday night?
910
00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:02,480
And you kept playing metallica's
black album over and over again.
911
00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:05,350
Woo, that was a great album.
912
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:06,980
No it's not.
913
00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:08,450
You loved it.
914
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,420
No, I loved you.
915
00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:18,130
So, are you happy?
916
00:43:19,190 --> 00:43:21,200
Why wouldn't I be?
917
00:43:21,230 --> 00:43:22,930
That's not a yes.
918
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,570
Ok.
919
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,340
Are you happy?
920
00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:31,070
I think so.
921
00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:32,940
You think.
922
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:37,110
Who really knows if
they're happy or not?
923
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:39,380
Well happy people, I guess.
924
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:43,350
Did you ever go to
Disney world without me?
925
00:43:44,090 --> 00:43:46,450
How could I go to the happiest
place on earth without the
926
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,960
greatest girl on earth?
927
00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:50,420
Shut up. You are so corny.
928
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,660
I wasn't even talking about you.
929
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,630
Oh no, who were
you talking about?
930
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,000
Tificult?
931
00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:58,600
Ooh.
932
00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:00,670
Somebody's jealous of tificult.
933
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,540
I am not jealous of tificult.
934
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:05,440
You are totally
jealous ot tificult.
935
00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:07,410
You have put me in a
tificult situation.
936
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,540
I don't even know what to say.
937
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,610
They're adults.
938
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,210
I don't like it.
939
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,590
C'mon shootin' star.
940
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,120
Make a wish.
941
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:23,490
It already came true.
942
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,260
Oh, sixteen candles.
943
00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:30,260
I love that movie.
944
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,000
Me too.
945
00:44:39,670 --> 00:44:42,510
Oh Ron, yeah, yeah.
946
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:46,550
Uh, uh.
947
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,650
Oh Ron.
948
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,080
Yeah, yeah.
949
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,520
What's wrong?
950
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,260
You wanna change
positions or something?
951
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,560
My knees a little banged up but
i could do doggie if you want.
952
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,570
Is that it?
953
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:08,540
No.
954
00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:12,540
I'm- I'm giving it all I got.
955
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:18,050
No, I just don't even
know how I got here.
956
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:24,790
You were up in the bleachers and
you did like that basic instinct
957
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:28,490
move where you open your legs
and show the downstairs...
958
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,560
I used to be really popular.
959
00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,590
And I was a cheerleader
in high school.
960
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,560
And I was on top of the world.
961
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,770
And now I've got three
kids and one on the way.
962
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,140
Oh fuck, Ron.
963
00:45:46,270 --> 00:45:47,510
Listen to me.
964
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,210
I grew this mustache
in third grade.
965
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:55,080
Alright?
966
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,380
I bought beer.
967
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,420
I bought cigarrettes.
968
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,590
I bought dip.
969
00:45:58,620 --> 00:46:02,560
Everyone wanted
to hang with Ron.
970
00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:04,530
All the girls loved me.
971
00:46:05,490 --> 00:46:08,630
And then 'bout junior year in
high school,
972
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:11,470
every guy could grow a mustache.
973
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,130
I lost everything.
974
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:15,670
Nobody wanted to hang
out with me, alright?
975
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:20,240
So things didn't exactly work
out for me either, alright?
976
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:21,740
Yeah, but...
977
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,540
I'm a terrible person, Ron
978
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:27,780
because I don't even
know who the dad is.
979
00:46:27,810 --> 00:46:29,550
I don't know.
980
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:30,650
Fuck.
981
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,550
Oh no.
Hey, hey.
982
00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:34,590
Look at me, alright.
983
00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:40,230
You are a beautiful person, ok?
984
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:41,430
Yeah.
985
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:46,470
And if you need help
raisin' that thing, ok?
986
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:51,540
If you need anything,
you call me, alright?
987
00:46:51,570 --> 00:46:54,240
Because I don't
got shit going on.
988
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,540
Ron Freeman.
989
00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:00,610
Fuck me, Ron.
990
00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:03,180
Yeah, Ron.
991
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:08,660
A cheerleader.
I'm fucking a cheerleader.
992
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:09,760
Yeah, you are.
993
00:47:09,790 --> 00:47:12,260
The hottest
cheerleader in school.
994
00:47:12,290 --> 00:47:14,830
You'll give me an "o" Ron.
995
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:18,270
Oh my god.
996
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,200
Oh Ron.
997
00:47:33,610 --> 00:47:35,580
Oh shit, slow down.
998
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,890
This is embarrassing.
999
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,950
You driving me home.
1000
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,760
This is a first.
1001
00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:44,630
I'll call you a cab.
1002
00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:46,660
I'll call you a cab, cab.
1003
00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:50,800
C'mon, take a
little walk with me.
1004
00:47:50,830 --> 00:47:52,300
I don't think
that's a good idea.
1005
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:54,540
C'mon. help me sober up a bit.
1006
00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:55,500
Oh shit.
1007
00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,610
That was the curb, not me.
1008
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,370
Ok, just for a little bit.
It's a good idea.
1009
00:48:02,910 --> 00:48:04,280
You ok? I'm not even...
1010
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:07,380
I'm totally cool.
1011
00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:09,820
Right up there on the
left, Steve tibbles.
1012
00:48:09,850 --> 00:48:11,490
Didn't he kill somebody?
1013
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,950
Yes he did.
1014
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:14,860
You know what's
funny about that?
1015
00:48:14,890 --> 00:48:17,490
Only friend my mother ever
let spend the night.
1016
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,590
She siad he was a good kid,
came from a good family.
1017
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,660
My mother was not a
good judge of character.
1018
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:22,800
Wait, she liked me.
1019
00:48:22,830 --> 00:48:24,400
Exactly.
1020
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,500
Hey, why'd you decide
to come back now?
1021
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:28,700
What do you mean?
1022
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,670
The reunion.
1023
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,410
You don't come back
for like eight years.
1024
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,610
Suddenly you're excited
about things you
1025
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,640
never even noticed before.
1026
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,680
You know, maybe I was so focused
on getting out of here, I never-
1027
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,910
I never really gave
this place a chance.
1028
00:48:40,950 --> 00:48:42,380
Maybe what I've always needed
1029
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,620
has been right here in
front of me.
1030
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,650
Oh my god.
1031
00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:50,260
Oh my god, Jim. Are you ok?
1032
00:48:50,290 --> 00:48:50,960
No.
1033
00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:55,300
We should get you some ice.
1034
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,670
Maybe it was a sign.
1035
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:01,640
What?
1036
00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:03,940
The sign that I bumped into.
1037
00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:05,670
Maybe it was a sign.
1038
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,040
It was a sign.
1039
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,680
A sign that you're drunk and
you need to go home
1040
00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:13,810
and get some sleep.
1041
00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:14,820
I'm not drunk.
1042
00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:17,020
I had like two beers and
some of skunk's urine.
1043
00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:18,550
Ew.
1044
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:21,990
How's your head?
1045
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,690
It's better.
1046
00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:29,330
What was that for?
1047
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,470
Why didn't you ever call me?
You jerk.
1048
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,740
Are you serious, you want
to talk about this now?
1049
00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:37,000
Yeah, I want to
talk about this now.
1050
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,540
I've waited ten year
to talk about this.
1051
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,850
I was- I was young and stupid.
1052
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,950
And i- I didn't know what i
wanted and I didn't think it was
1053
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:50,620
fair if I kept you hangin' on.
1054
00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:53,990
Well I appreciate you letting
me make my own decisions.
1055
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,630
I just- I just got so
caught up with all of it.
1056
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:03,400
With all of what?
1057
00:50:03,430 --> 00:50:05,500
Becoming somebody.
1058
00:50:05,530 --> 00:50:09,040
I didn't want to come
back until I was.
1059
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,510
You were somebody to me.
1060
00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:15,710
I guess that wasn't enough.
1061
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,920
I'm sorry.
1062
00:50:21,950 --> 00:50:23,720
You'll never know
how sorry I am.
1063
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,720
Did you hear something?
1064
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:28,920
Laurie?
1065
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,820
Shit.
1066
00:50:31,390 --> 00:50:32,530
What's he doing home?
1067
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,590
Doesn't he live here?
1068
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:36,500
Yes, but tonight was his
bachelor party and he was
1069
00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,400
supposed to spend the night
at his friend's house.
1070
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:39,870
Go hide in the bathroom,
then he'll pass out,
1071
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,440
and then you can go downstairs
and leave.
1072
00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:42,640
Just tell Mark what happened.
1073
00:50:42,670 --> 00:50:43,740
I'm sure he'll understand.
1074
00:50:43,770 --> 00:50:44,740
He's drunk.
1075
00:50:44,770 --> 00:50:45,840
That's not the time to
be honest with anyone.
1076
00:50:45,870 --> 00:50:47,110
Go!
1077
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,350
Hey sweetie.
1078
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,420
Mmm, Laurie.
1079
00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:02,690
You awake?
1080
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,030
Yes, I'm talking
to you right now.
1081
00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:08,660
Why aren't you at your party?
1082
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,530
I had...
1083
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,940
It's ok.
1084
00:51:23,810 --> 00:51:24,610
Fuck!
1085
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,740
My god, are you ok?
1086
00:51:49,770 --> 00:51:51,040
No!
1087
00:52:00,850 --> 00:52:01,920
Honey.
1088
00:52:03,150 --> 00:52:05,120
Can you get
herpes from boobs?
1089
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:18,130
Honey, take my pants off.
I'm gonna poop.
1090
00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:26,840
Hey, are you ok?
1091
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,540
I'm alright.
1092
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,180
I'm just gonna sleep
in my car for a bit.
1093
00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:35,650
You might want to
rinse out your shower.
1094
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,720
It's like the exorcist in there.
1095
00:52:39,650 --> 00:52:41,020
Ok.
1096
00:52:41,050 --> 00:52:42,720
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1097
00:52:44,290 --> 00:52:45,760
I had fun.
1098
00:52:45,790 --> 00:52:47,490
Me too.
1099
00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:57,000
Go sleep in your car.
1100
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,710
Go.
1101
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,740
Alright, I'll see ya later.
1102
00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:23,920
Jim Owens, give skunk
his swimsuit back.
1103
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,830
Only if I get a kiss Laurie.
1104
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,800
With tongue this time.
1105
00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:36,000
Hello?
1106
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,140
Hey kiddo.
1107
00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:39,370
I know, I know it's
early, but listen.
1108
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,270
I got a call in late last night
that they want you to do
1109
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,610
another spot for all city.
1110
00:54:43,910 --> 00:54:45,650
They need you on the
next flight out though.
1111
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,750
Can you do that?
1112
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:49,750
Jim?
1113
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,650
Jim?
1114
00:54:51,690 --> 00:54:53,390
Are you still there?
1115
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:57,060
Uh, listen. You know what 10%
of nothing is, Jim?
1116
00:54:57,090 --> 00:54:58,660
It's nothing.
1117
00:55:00,690 --> 00:55:01,830
Let me get something straight.
1118
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,700
Your agent calls telling you
to get back to la, and you
1119
00:55:03,730 --> 00:55:06,670
randomly decide you're gonna
stay here a few extra days.
1120
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:07,770
Is there something
you're not telling us?
1121
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,870
I wasn't done having fun
with my old friends yet, t.
1122
00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:14,070
Woo hoo.
1123
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,110
Rolling!
1124
00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:23,420
We are cruising on
green river road.
1125
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:25,050
Check out these old fucks
crusin'.
1126
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:28,320
Nice ride, dude.
1127
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,090
It's actually his.
1128
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,290
I gotta mustang.
1129
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,630
'69.
1130
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,670
Hey grandpa, I'll be
home by eleven, ok?
1131
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,700
Eleven, huh?
1132
00:55:40,730 --> 00:55:42,140
Woo!
1133
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,770
Hey, I'm gonna
kick your old ass.
1134
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:49,340
Oh, I'm so scared. Woah.
1135
00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:50,740
Look at my hand.
1136
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,410
I can't even drive.
1137
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,320
Hey take it buddy, c'mon.
1138
00:56:01,350 --> 00:56:04,220
You know what, it's my move.
1139
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:05,290
You love my ass.
1140
00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:06,690
Ew.
1141
00:56:07,790 --> 00:56:09,800
They're teenagers, man.
1142
00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:12,170
Give it a rest.
1143
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,800
Take it buddy.
1144
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,110
I can't take his old ass.
Let's get out of here.
1145
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,740
You fucking turds.
1146
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,780
Eat it. C'mon.
1147
00:56:25,810 --> 00:56:27,810
Eat some of this shit.
1148
00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:29,320
Congratulations, Jim.
1149
00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:31,220
You just outsmarted a
bunch of 16 year olds.
1150
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,120
Hey those guys were assholes.
1151
00:56:32,150 --> 00:56:34,220
We were never like
that in high school.
1152
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:40,130
Hey, speaking of assholes.
1153
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,930
Mr. Owens.
1154
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,870
Fuck you, asshole.
1155
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,140
Actor pussy.
1156
00:56:50,170 --> 00:56:53,070
Alright, are you guys ready
for a little adventure?
1157
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:53,970
No.
1158
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:55,780
Move your car, cock breath.
[Honking]
1159
00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:56,480
Fuck off.
1160
00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:58,440
I said no.
1161
00:57:00,810 --> 00:57:02,380
Remember what teagley
did to us, right?
1162
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,250
Yeah man, but we
deserved that shit.
1163
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,390
I mean we did tell skunk
to poop on the gym floor.
1164
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:10,160
Yes, but declaring skunk
mentally challenged...
1165
00:57:10,190 --> 00:57:11,830
That's unforgivable.
1166
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,480
Damn shame.
1167
00:57:41,590 --> 00:57:42,990
He is mentally challenged.
1168
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,560
Hey, I prefer retarded.
1169
00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:47,230
We were just kids, t.
1170
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:48,830
This motherfucker was six months
shy of jail and
1171
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:50,130
already held back twice.
1172
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,070
Eat my shaved pussy.
1173
00:58:51,490 --> 00:58:52,830
Jim.
1174
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,300
Woah.
1175
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,170
That felt awesome, didn't it?
1176
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,340
Yeah, yeah it actually did.
1177
00:59:05,370 --> 00:59:07,140
I mean, we got that fucker.
Didn't we?
1178
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:08,940
What are we doing, Jim?
1179
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,140
What do you mean?
1180
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,580
We are in our thirties.
1181
00:59:11,610 --> 00:59:13,010
Why are we egging and
soaping our old
1182
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,510
high school prinicpal's house?
1183
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,550
What difference does age make?
1184
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:17,650
Because when you're
fifteen, you get grounded.
1185
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,650
When you're our age,
you go to jail, man.
1186
00:59:21,550 --> 00:59:23,620
That motherfucker,
he is a racist.
1187
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,930
Ahh.
1188
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,630
I don't think i
thoroughly wiped.
1189
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:28,960
Oh my god. Oh my god.
1190
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,630
Actor pussy.
1191
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:33,630
How's that for a donation?
1192
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:36,000
God damnit.
1193
00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:38,570
What the hell?
1194
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,470
Oh my goodness.
1195
00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:41,540
Get back in the house.
1196
00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:44,610
Get back in the house.
1197
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,210
You're an angry person.
1198
00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:51,150
Fucking thesbian.
1199
00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:56,190
Oh, god damnit.
1200
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,360
Smoking grass now.
1201
00:59:59,390 --> 01:00:00,130
Really?
1202
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:00,690
Grass?
1203
01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:02,300
Who says grass?
1204
01:00:02,330 --> 01:00:03,600
You are old.
1205
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:05,070
Give me that.
1206
01:00:07,430 --> 01:00:09,400
Look at him, breaking the law.
1207
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,140
What would you guys say...
1208
01:00:14,170 --> 01:00:16,340
If I told you I still had
feelings for Laurie?
1209
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,050
Huh?
1210
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,580
I would say you
was high as shit.
1211
01:00:20,610 --> 01:00:22,080
Laurie?
1212
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,450
What are you even
talking about, man?
1213
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,520
You don't even live here.
1214
01:00:26,550 --> 01:00:28,320
Maybe I could move back.
I don't know.
1215
01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,490
You are high as shit.
1216
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,960
What are you going
to do for a job, Jim?
1217
01:00:31,990 --> 01:00:35,160
Huh, you're gonna be the
spokesperson for pizza king?
1218
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,560
Mondays are actually mondays
for people around here, pal.
1219
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,470
Laurie and I still have
feelings for each other.
1220
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,230
I can see it.
1221
01:00:41,570 --> 01:00:43,370
Wait a minute. Laurie Miller?
1222
01:00:44,470 --> 01:00:45,740
Yes, skunk.
1223
01:00:45,770 --> 01:00:48,440
Laurie fucking Miller.
1224
01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:49,440
Ok. sorry man.
1225
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,710
I'm high as all fuck.
1226
01:00:50,740 --> 01:00:54,750
My head's all fucking twirled
around like a fucking Chinese
1227
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:56,950
fucking tea bag, man.
1228
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,590
Fuck me.
1229
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:02,360
You were teenagers, man.
1230
01:01:02,390 --> 01:01:05,290
You know how crazy this sounds?
1231
01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:06,630
I'm not sure she
even loves that guy.
1232
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:08,260
Shit.
1233
01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:10,730
You know Molly sensed this
whole thing at the reunion?
1234
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,700
Look I don't want to make you
and Molly uncomfortable,
1235
01:01:12,730 --> 01:01:14,670
so I'll stay somewhere else.
1236
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:17,270
Alright?
1237
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,110
Well, I'll tell you what Jim...
1238
01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:22,610
Any guy who wants to
follow his heart...
1239
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:30,780
Could follow um...
My ass to my house.
1240
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:31,780
And you know where I live.
1241
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,650
On a cul du sac.
1242
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:41,030
So, if you- it goes
like a circle shape.
1243
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,030
How 'bout that?
1244
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,240
Still got your Christmas
lights on, huh skunk?
1245
01:01:52,270 --> 01:01:55,640
Yeah, it's always Christmas
in my house, buddy.
1246
01:01:56,510 --> 01:01:58,710
Throw your shit right
there behind the door.
1247
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:01,550
So, welcome to my place, buddy.
1248
01:02:02,450 --> 01:02:03,750
Panneling.
1249
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,750
Well, let me show you around.
1250
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:08,790
Sure.
1251
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:09,460
Alright.
1252
01:02:09,490 --> 01:02:11,690
Here's the living room here.
1253
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,590
We got, uh, the dining room.
1254
01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:17,100
The kids rooms are
out in the back.
1255
01:02:17,130 --> 01:02:20,630
And me and the old lady's
bedroom, right here.
1256
01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:21,430
Stewart!
1257
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:26,070
You are late, Stewart, huh?
1258
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,610
You a bad boy.
1259
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,580
You so late.
1260
01:02:30,610 --> 01:02:34,210
You know what happens when
you are late, Stewart.
1261
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,280
It makes Carol so mad.
1262
01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:39,550
Stewart.
1263
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,220
Why you do this to Carol?
1264
01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:45,160
Why are you so late?
1265
01:02:45,190 --> 01:02:48,160
Huh? look at my Stewart, huh.
1266
01:02:48,190 --> 01:02:50,260
Stewart, look what you
make me do to myself.
1267
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,500
Stewart, look what
you make me do.
1268
01:02:51,530 --> 01:02:56,570
Damnit Stewart, you live me here
so horny all alone with this
1269
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,270
whip in the bedroom, huh.
-Sweetheart...
1270
01:02:59,310 --> 01:03:00,710
You at the dairy queen and shit?
1271
01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:02,540
Say something Stewart. What do
you want to say to me?
1272
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:03,140
Sweetheart. Carol.
1273
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,640
What?
-Carol. Carol.
1274
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,250
Stewart.
-Carol
1275
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,610
Stewart.
1276
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:09,650
Jim was thinking of
maybe stayin' over
1277
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,550
for a couple a nights.
1278
01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:14,750
That's is if you're ok with it.
1279
01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:21,860
Jim's here?
1280
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,740
Hey Carol.
1281
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,380
Hi Jim.
1282
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:39,280
Whatchya been up to?
1283
01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:43,620
Are you hungry?
1284
01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,490
I'm good.
1285
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,820
Can I draw you a bath?
1286
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:49,890
Uh not a bather
1287
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,790
Carol...
1288
01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:51,890
You look...
1289
01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:57,160
Great.
1290
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,300
Ok.
1291
01:04:08,610 --> 01:04:09,480
Come here buddy.
1292
01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:10,410
Fuck off man.
1293
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,810
That's crazy shit.
1294
01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:20,790
What?
1295
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:23,820
I know she's shy around
people, but she's
1296
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,590
a serial killer in the sack.
1297
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:29,660
Don't.
1298
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,230
Just tell me where I sleep, ok?
1299
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:35,700
Guest room buddy, on the couch.
1300
01:04:36,970 --> 01:04:38,670
It's pleather.
1301
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,240
Have a good sleep.
1302
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,720
Wow.
1303
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,680
What the fuck are you doing?
1304
01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:51,880
Got ya.
1305
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:53,650
I got ya, didn't I?
1306
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,620
Yeah, you got me.
1307
01:05:56,650 --> 01:05:57,650
Now stop it. I'm naked.
1308
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,790
This is fucking weird.
1309
01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:01,750
Look, it's not even real.
1310
01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:03,890
What you've got a fear
boner or something?
1311
01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,360
What is wrong with you?
1312
01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:09,400
I got soap in my eye.
1313
01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:10,330
I'm fucking naked.
1314
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,000
We're dudes.
1315
01:06:15,970 --> 01:06:18,270
Please say you're not taking a
shit while I'm in the shower.
1316
01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,680
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I'm just not gonna do that.
1317
01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:26,780
Fuck.
1318
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,050
I'm gonna kill yah.
1319
01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:45,600
Oh, like you've never had a
califlower, onion loaf before?
1320
01:06:54,770 --> 01:06:57,780
I think that looks perfect now.
1321
01:06:57,810 --> 01:06:58,710
It is.
1322
01:06:58,740 --> 01:06:59,680
Thank you so much.
1323
01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:00,750
Oh it's my pleasure.
1324
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:02,350
She has such a tiny
little waist,
1325
01:07:02,380 --> 01:07:03,750
I don't know how she does it.
1326
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:06,790
She's never had a baby. That's
how she does it.
1327
01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:08,520
Honey, I haven't
had a baby either.
1328
01:07:08,550 --> 01:07:09,820
Come see what your bill is.
1329
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,670
Not a great whistler.
1330
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,770
What are you doing here?
1331
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,770
Uncle Max told me you'd be here.
1332
01:07:25,610 --> 01:07:26,770
Jim Owens.
1333
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,070
Hey.
1334
01:07:29,110 --> 01:07:30,640
Mrs. Miller, you look great.
1335
01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:34,510
Ohh, call me Tammy.
You're not a kid anymore.
1336
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:36,480
Mom.
1337
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,890
You have a second to chat?
1338
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,790
You guys go have fun.
1339
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:44,690
I'm gonna go get a wax.
1340
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:45,860
Tmi.
1341
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,930
Bye.
1342
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:49,800
Bye.
1343
01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:51,430
What is she getting waxed?
1344
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,770
The mall hasn't
changed much, has it?
1345
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:56,900
No.
1346
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,400
I like that.
1347
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,740
I like when things don't change.
1348
01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:04,840
You know the other night
was the most fun
1349
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,010
I've had in a long time.
1350
01:08:06,050 --> 01:08:06,950
I just want you to know that.
1351
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:07,750
Me too.
1352
01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:10,180
I hope you come
see us more often.
1353
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:13,590
Actually, i- I kinda wanted
to talk to you about that.
1354
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:15,390
What are you doing, Jim?
1355
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:18,660
Ladies.
1356
01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:21,760
You're getting married.
1357
01:08:21,790 --> 01:08:24,600
You can't just have a fling
with Jim because the two
1358
01:08:24,630 --> 01:08:26,800
of you used to f- f-
1359
01:08:28,030 --> 01:08:29,470
fuck.
1360
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,600
Fling.
1361
01:08:30,970 --> 01:08:32,810
Excuse me?
1362
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:33,640
Let me handle this.
1363
01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:35,840
Molly, I don't think
you understand.
1364
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,840
Oh we understand.
1365
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,610
And we'd appreciate it
if you would keep
1366
01:08:39,650 --> 01:08:41,480
our husbands out of it.
1367
01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:44,080
T is not on the television.
1368
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,490
And can not afford to be going
out wasting money
1369
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,850
every night drinking.
1370
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:50,120
And vandalizing someone's
property at your age.
1371
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,520
Really?
1372
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,800
My mini Van smells
like Woodstock.
1373
01:08:55,830 --> 01:08:58,830
You showed your ass to
a bunch of children.
1374
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,640
Ok, they weren't children.
1375
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,140
What- what is going on here?
1376
01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:08,710
He obviously still
has feelings for you.
1377
01:09:13,580 --> 01:09:14,780
She's right.
1378
01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:18,480
I just tried on
my wedding dress.
1379
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:19,590
I know.
1380
01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:20,820
You know?
1381
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:25,220
Did you know that I waited
around for you
1382
01:09:25,260 --> 01:09:27,630
like some crazed teenage girl?
1383
01:09:27,660 --> 01:09:29,230
For years.
1384
01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:30,200
Did you know that?
1385
01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:33,800
Laur, I never knew i
hurt you that bad.
1386
01:09:33,830 --> 01:09:34,800
Well you did.
1387
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,270
You called me everyday.
1388
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,140
You'd send letters.
1389
01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:41,770
And then suddenly
you just stopped.
1390
01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:43,040
I'm sorry.
1391
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,240
Oh c'mon, what did you expect?
1392
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,750
That you'd come here and we'd
pick up where we left off?
1393
01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:47,580
No.
1394
01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:54,590
You know, I've been wasting
so much time chasing
1395
01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:57,660
after things that I thought
would make me happy,
1396
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,860
but the only thing that's ever
really made me happy
1397
01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:01,860
was you.
1398
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,030
Alright?
1399
01:10:04,060 --> 01:10:07,200
I didn't come here to break up
your wedding or win you back.
1400
01:10:08,030 --> 01:10:10,070
Then I see you.
1401
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:11,740
You still look the same.
1402
01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:18,010
And you smile, and i
realize, I really am at home.
1403
01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:21,610
It's so sweet.
1404
01:10:22,210 --> 01:10:24,150
Why are you doing this?
1405
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:27,620
Yeah, Jim why are
you doing this?
1406
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:29,660
Molly, can you please
stay out of this.
1407
01:10:30,290 --> 01:10:33,260
I'm sorry, I'm sorry ladies.
1408
01:10:33,290 --> 01:10:35,190
I'm just really confused.
1409
01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:37,860
Hey Laurie, wait!
1410
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:41,100
I don't know what kind of life
you life out there
1411
01:10:41,130 --> 01:10:44,940
but that kind of crap
doesn't fly out here.
1412
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,810
It's ok Carol.
1413
01:10:56,650 --> 01:10:57,750
She still has feelings
for me, skunk.
1414
01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:58,880
I know it.
1415
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,320
Maybe I've been wasting my time
out there on something
1416
01:11:00,350 --> 01:11:01,820
that's never gonna happen.
1417
01:11:01,850 --> 01:11:03,720
Can I saw something to you Jim?
1418
01:11:04,890 --> 01:11:06,290
Do I have a choice?
1419
01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:08,630
You don't belong here.
1420
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,800
Well thank you.
1421
01:11:11,830 --> 01:11:14,200
No, I don't mean
that in a bad way.
1422
01:11:14,230 --> 01:11:19,200
It's just uh, you're
different son.
1423
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:23,310
You were always the
center of attention.
1424
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:27,950
You were always trying to be
the best of everything you did.
1425
01:11:27,980 --> 01:11:30,950
You actually got
out of newburgh, ok?
1426
01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:34,850
You got out of newburgh, and
you found a new bigger, better
1427
01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:36,720
burgh- er.
1428
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,120
A juicier new burgh.
1429
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:44,900
You ran away from here so you
could become something there.
1430
01:11:44,930 --> 01:11:50,100
But now you're running away from
there to become something here?
1431
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:53,710
It just doesn't
make sense, Jim, ok?
1432
01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:56,140
Sometimes you just gotta grab
that rear view mirror and
1433
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:58,210
rip it the fuck off.
1434
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,980
And never look back man.
1435
01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:10,160
I can't believe I'm actually
getting advice from you, skunk.
1436
01:12:10,190 --> 01:12:12,390
Yeah, well I can't believe we
have a black president.
1437
01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:15,730
But I turn on my TV and there
he is. He's black.
1438
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,930
That's a little racist.
1439
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:17,830
No it's not.
1440
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:18,900
My best friend's black.
1441
01:12:18,930 --> 01:12:19,900
T.
1442
01:12:19,930 --> 01:12:22,030
Yeah, I know him.
1443
01:12:22,070 --> 01:12:24,700
Jim, I want you to know
that I'm not always
1444
01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:26,870
this much of a screw up, ok?
1445
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,010
If you ever need anything,
1446
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:31,310
you can count on me.
1447
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:34,710
Anything at all.
1448
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:39,350
You just want to come out to
California and party with me,
1449
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:40,750
don't ya?
1450
01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,960
I would like to roll around
with some of them
1451
01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:46,790
Victoria secret angels.
1452
01:12:47,790 --> 01:12:48,790
I bet you would.
1453
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:53,830
But, honestly, if you ever need
anything from me,
1454
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,800
you consider it done.
1455
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,700
Well, if you can get
rid of Mark...
1456
01:12:57,740 --> 01:13:00,810
And get Laurie to marry me in
say the next 24 hours,
1457
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,810
that would be great.
1458
01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:07,080
Alright, I gotta a
lot to think about.
1459
01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:09,380
I don't care wht teagely said.
1460
01:13:09,410 --> 01:13:11,320
You are not mentally challenged.
1461
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:04,000
take a deep breath.
1462
01:14:04,970 --> 01:14:06,770
You look beautiful.
1463
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,170
Laurie?
1464
01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:16,780
I'll be right back.
1465
01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:19,750
Hi Jim.
1466
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,160
Listen, about yesterday-
1467
01:14:26,190 --> 01:14:27,330
he's late.
1468
01:14:28,930 --> 01:14:30,860
He's never late for anything.
1469
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:31,960
What happened?
1470
01:14:36,470 --> 01:14:38,940
I told him that you came
over and he asked me
1471
01:14:38,970 --> 01:14:40,970
if I still had feelings for you.
1472
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,140
And I said of course.
1473
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:47,050
I've known you since
we were like kids.
1474
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,850
You were my first love.
1475
01:14:50,980 --> 01:14:53,420
But that I love him.
1476
01:14:53,450 --> 01:14:55,150
I want to marry him.
1477
01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:01,490
I thought everything was fine
this morning, but
1478
01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:04,460
now he's gone and nobody
know's where he is.
1479
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:07,800
I just hope he didn't
have second thoughts.
1480
01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:30,490
This is all my fault.
1481
01:15:32,490 --> 01:15:33,960
Skunk was right.
1482
01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:35,560
What are you talking about?
1483
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:41,330
What I'm trying to say
is who the hell am I to
1484
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:44,000
come back here and screw up
everybody lse's lives
1485
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,110
because I haven't figured out
mine yet?
1486
01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:50,180
Hey.
1487
01:15:51,910 --> 01:15:53,250
Mark loves you.
1488
01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:56,880
I can see it.
1489
01:15:58,180 --> 01:15:59,990
He'll be here, ok?
1490
01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:01,250
I promise.
1491
01:16:04,420 --> 01:16:06,390
Jim, have you seen Stewart?
1492
01:16:07,290 --> 01:16:09,490
Stewart's missing?
1493
01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:16,940
Wait.
1494
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,300
Mark's missing too.
1495
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:23,480
Shit give me your keys.
1496
01:16:23,510 --> 01:16:24,580
The mustang's out of gas.
1497
01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:30,150
Man what the hell is that?
1498
01:16:30,980 --> 01:16:32,180
It's called the garvin.
1499
01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:33,620
You a sick kid, you know that?
1500
01:16:33,650 --> 01:16:35,690
I cold knock your little
ass out for doing that.
1501
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,620
Throwing ass fragments
at human beings.
1502
01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:40,530
Don't smile at me.
1503
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,930
You rotten.
1504
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,060
I'm so sorry.
1505
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,720
Hello?
1506
01:17:07,750 --> 01:17:09,250
Skunk, where are ya?
1507
01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,620
Let's just say I'm
having an old friend
1508
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,930
with fava beens for dinner.
1509
01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:16,430
Ah shit.
1510
01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:18,630
Skunk, listen to me.
1511
01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:20,700
I know you've done
something to Mark.
1512
01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:22,930
I need you to stop
doing whatever-
1513
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,940
skunk?
1514
01:17:34,010 --> 01:17:34,680
No shit.
1515
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:40,950
Skunk.
1516
01:17:42,150 --> 01:17:43,290
Hey buddy.
1517
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,420
Oh hey Jim.
1518
01:17:45,790 --> 01:17:46,730
Where's Mark?
1519
01:17:48,530 --> 01:17:50,360
I don't know what you're
talkin' about man.
1520
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,000
Jim!
1521
01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:55,370
Help me! Help me!
1522
01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:34,240
Ah shit.
1523
01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,250
Hey buddy, you've gotta
let Mark go, alright?
1524
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,520
He stole your girl Jim,
and now he's gonna get
1525
01:18:43,550 --> 01:18:45,280
what he's got coming.
1526
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:49,120
He is dealing with a
retarded individual.
1527
01:18:49,150 --> 01:18:52,060
You and Laurie, you
go get married.
1528
01:18:52,090 --> 01:18:54,790
She loves you and you love her.
1529
01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:56,500
She doesn't love me, skunk.
1530
01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:58,160
She loves Mark.
1531
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,230
And I'm the bad guy here.
1532
01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:02,770
I'm the one who
messed everything up.
1533
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,700
You gotta believe me.
1534
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,670
I don't believe me.
1535
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,640
You're the best guy I know, Jim.
1536
01:19:14,410 --> 01:19:15,480
Skunk!
1537
01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:17,650
Skunk!
1538
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:21,150
Hey, you listen to me.
1539
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:23,190
You said you'd do
anything for me, right?
1540
01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:23,790
Yeah.
1541
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:24,760
Right?
1542
01:19:24,790 --> 01:19:25,460
Yeah.
1543
01:19:25,490 --> 01:19:27,190
You will pull that truck over.
1544
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:27,830
No.
1545
01:19:27,860 --> 01:19:28,830
And you will let Mark go.
1546
01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:29,730
No.
1547
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,830
Yes!
-no!
1548
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:32,330
Let Mark go!
1549
01:19:34,330 --> 01:19:36,100
You wanna visit me in la?
1550
01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:37,370
Yeah?
1551
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,370
You do?
1552
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,770
Well you're not going to.
1553
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:40,740
Yes I am.
1554
01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:41,610
No you're not.
1555
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,710
You are not going
to visit me in la.
1556
01:19:43,740 --> 01:19:47,850
You are not going to meet
the Victoria secret angels.
1557
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,480
What was that last part?
1558
01:19:49,510 --> 01:19:53,790
You will never meet the
Victoria secret angels.
1559
01:19:53,820 --> 01:19:56,360
God damnit.
1560
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,660
You're a crazy
person, you know that?
1561
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,430
Totally certifiable.
1562
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,870
Where's my tux?
1563
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,700
I left it back at your place.
1564
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:13,710
Right after I stripped ya
down to your bare ass,
1565
01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:15,370
fucking Jack ass.
1566
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,280
You're a perv.
1567
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:18,880
Cut it out.
1568
01:20:18,910 --> 01:20:20,680
That guy raped me.
1569
01:20:20,710 --> 01:20:23,180
Son of a bitch, rapist.
1570
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:24,650
Get back.
1571
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:25,580
Enough!
1572
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:26,820
What are you talking about?
1573
01:20:26,850 --> 01:20:27,750
Stop it!
1574
01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:29,920
I wasn't gonna hurt you buddy.
1575
01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:32,290
I don't think.
1576
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,660
I was just trying to give
Jim time to take back what was
1577
01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:36,760
rightfully his, ok?
1578
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:37,660
What?
1579
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:38,660
Don't listen to him, ok?
1580
01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:42,900
Look at me!
1581
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:44,670
You're a crazy person.
1582
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,870
Here, you want some more, guy.
1583
01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:48,770
Get in the Van.
1584
01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,740
Crazy person.
1585
01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:52,680
Hits me in the
face for no reason.
1586
01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:55,810
Have a corn beef sandwhich, guy.
1587
01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:56,820
It's on me.
1588
01:20:57,650 --> 01:20:59,780
He tells me payback's a bitch.
1589
01:20:59,820 --> 01:21:01,420
What the fuck is-
payback for what?
1590
01:21:01,450 --> 01:21:04,560
What the hell were
you gonna do to me?
1591
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:07,160
I just let a rapist get away.
1592
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,690
You will rape again.
1593
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,470
Rape.
1594
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,930
Stupid suit.
1595
01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:20,240
And Laurie told me about what
happened the other night.
1596
01:21:21,870 --> 01:21:24,380
We're just two old
friends having a laugh.
1597
01:21:24,410 --> 01:21:25,780
You know what, you're bullshit.
1598
01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:29,750
I am sorry, Mark.
1599
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,950
I don't trust you.
1600
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,690
I guess I have to work on that.
1601
01:21:39,790 --> 01:21:40,890
Could you go a little faster?
1602
01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:42,760
It's 30 miles an our.
1603
01:21:42,790 --> 01:21:44,830
I know, but you're going 20.
1604
01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:46,970
No, 34.
1605
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,670
You don't look at those numbers.
1606
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,340
It's the numbers on the outside.
1607
01:21:50,370 --> 01:21:51,870
Oh those are Canadian.
1608
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:53,970
I never understood
those, did you?
1609
01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:56,840
God, I wish I wasn't here.
1610
01:22:20,730 --> 01:22:22,330
I'm gonna go say
goodbye to Jim, ok?
1611
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:31,980
I did it.
1612
01:22:32,010 --> 01:22:32,910
Tada.
1613
01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:34,010
Tada you did it.
1614
01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:34,710
I did it.
1615
01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:37,420
It's great.
1616
01:22:37,450 --> 01:22:38,750
Thank you.
1617
01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:41,490
I told you he'd be here,
so consider this
1618
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,820
the first promise I kept.
1619
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:46,830
So, what's next?
1620
01:22:46,860 --> 01:22:48,560
I mean next time I come back
I'll be the voice
1621
01:22:48,590 --> 01:22:49,860
of the geico lizard.
1622
01:22:51,330 --> 01:22:52,400
What do you think?
1623
01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:55,430
Now that's the Jim Owens I know.
1624
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,800
We had fun, didn't we?
1625
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,940
Once upon a time.
1626
01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:04,840
I'm happy for you.
1627
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,410
Thank you.
1628
01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,720
Don't be alone forever.
1629
01:23:16,020 --> 01:23:18,390
Hurry up and get divorced.
1630
01:24:44,210 --> 01:24:47,910
Hi honey, it's
Steven your agent.
1631
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,480
What the hell did you
do in that room today?
1632
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,880
Oh my god, Annie McCarthy
can't stop talking about it.
1633
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,890
She's in love with you. Said
it's one of the best
1634
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:57,890
auditions she's ever seen
in her whoe life
1635
01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,760
oh for Christ sakes
she's a fan, Jim.
1636
01:24:59,790 --> 01:25:03,700
But uh, we're not going to
any further with it though.
1637
01:25:03,730 --> 01:25:04,630
Well Asian.
1638
01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:07,000
They're going to go
Asian for the part.
1639
01:25:07,030 --> 01:25:08,830
Could you do Asian?
1640
01:25:08,870 --> 01:25:10,840
Anyway, we're getting closer.
1641
01:25:10,870 --> 01:25:12,870
You hear that, Steph?
1642
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,510
We're getting closer.
1643
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:15,770
I bet you can play Asian.
1644
01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:18,110
Tom Cruise, he did Asian.
1645
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,750
No, I think he played a
samarai, but he wasn't Asian.
1646
01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:23,780
You sure?
1647
01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:24,650
I'm pretty sure.
1648
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:26,720
It's Jim and Stephanie.
Leave a message.
1649
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,120
Make it juicy.
1650
01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:30,660
Hey buddy, it's skunk.
1651
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:32,820
Uh, remember that time when
i woke up in the
1652
01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:35,490
back of my neighbors truck?
1653
01:25:35,530 --> 01:25:36,730
Naked.
1654
01:25:37,930 --> 01:25:38,900
Yeah, well I'd like to talk
to you about it becaues I'm
1655
01:25:38,930 --> 01:25:42,470
starting to figure out
what the hell happened.
1656
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,640
Alright buddy, here we are.
1657
01:25:46,670 --> 01:25:48,110
I have a leg.
1658
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:49,770
You ok?
1659
01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:52,140
I gotta leg.
1660
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:52,710
Alright.
1661
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:54,680
I gotta leg on my leg.
1662
01:26:01,150 --> 01:26:02,920
Shut up, four gears.
1663
01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:05,760
Shut up, reverse.
1664
01:26:05,790 --> 01:26:08,830
Shut up stupid lawn mower.
1665
01:26:23,910 --> 01:26:25,740
Len, grab the wheel barrow.
1666
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:31,780
We need a dump truck
for his fatass.
1667
01:26:35,150 --> 01:26:35,650
Grab his legs,
1668
01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:36,820
I'll grab his arms.
1669
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:38,190
T, you can suck his dick.
1670
01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:39,960
Fuck you man, you're
the one from Hollywood.
1671
01:26:43,330 --> 01:26:44,800
I'm gonna kill this
motherfucka when he wakes up.
1672
01:26:44,830 --> 01:26:46,800
Hey, keep it together.
1673
01:26:48,830 --> 01:26:49,730
Shit.
1674
01:26:49,770 --> 01:26:50,800
Fuck.
1675
01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:56,110
You have to help me
take his clothes off.
1676
01:26:56,140 --> 01:26:58,680
If you ever do shit like this
to me, I will cut your ass
1677
01:26:58,710 --> 01:26:59,840
Jim, I swear to god.
1678
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,780
This is gonna be classic.
1679
01:28:59,930 --> 01:29:01,030
you shit in your mustache?
1680
01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:04,370
You boys.
1681
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:06,100
Keep it together.
1682
01:29:07,010 --> 01:29:09,340
Jesus, I don't know what you
guys put in my face,
1683
01:29:09,370 --> 01:29:10,780
but I'm burning.
1684
01:29:10,810 --> 01:29:11,940
It's ok, come here, come here.
1685
01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:13,710
I think I have a little turrets.
1686
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,910
You have a little tuh
shits on your mustache.
1687
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,280
Stay together, stay together.
1688
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,120
Ow, I can't even open my eyes.
1689
01:29:21,150 --> 01:29:22,390
C'mon, just play with it.
1690
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:24,920
Can you get herpes from boobs?
1691
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,800
Alright don't laugh, turn away.
1692
01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:32,900
Are you ok?
1693
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,800
Oh oh, no!
1694
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:43,780
Fucking school bus
comes on my take.
1695
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,880
Cut. oh Jesus.
1696
01:29:45,910 --> 01:29:47,450
The partridge family.
1697
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:49,880
Could I just have a
tissue for one second?
1698
01:29:50,110 --> 01:29:54,150
She'll Jeffrey
dommer your balls.
1699
01:29:54,190 --> 01:29:55,950
Why would I want that?
1700
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:58,160
You ever have your balls eaten?
1701
01:30:14,510 --> 01:30:16,210
Stay there, keep rolling.
1702
01:30:21,110 --> 01:30:22,350
Fuck.
1703
01:30:22,380 --> 01:30:24,820
Yeah, I feel like i
got fucking maced.
1704
01:30:27,150 --> 01:30:30,250
I don't know what you're
talkin' about Jim.
1705
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:42,500
Go back to one.
1706
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:47,110
I so mad at you.
1707
01:30:47,140 --> 01:30:48,310
One more yell. Just
scream at him.
1708
01:30:48,340 --> 01:30:51,940
Look at him and just go- scream
and then whip right after.
1709
01:30:55,010 --> 01:30:55,950
Stewart!
1710
01:30:58,280 --> 01:30:59,180
Stewart!
1711
01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:03,020
Stewart!
1712
01:31:06,930 --> 01:31:08,860
I'm a break this motherfucker.
1713
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,030
Ok, I can see now.
1714
01:31:15,070 --> 01:31:16,200
Sorry guys.
1715
01:31:17,270 --> 01:31:21,970
You ran away from here to
become something there.
1716
01:31:22,010 --> 01:31:22,970
Fuck off.
1717
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:24,580
I'd like to be known for
something a little cooler
1718
01:31:24,610 --> 01:31:26,410
than the all city guy.
1719
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,950
Yeah you could be
the old spice guy.
1720
01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:30,580
Or that asshole in
that show ringer.
1721
01:31:30,610 --> 01:31:32,020
Take that back.
1722
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:37,290
One wrong move, and I will line
up all four of you,
1723
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:39,990
and squarely fuck you
in the ass.
1724
01:31:41,190 --> 01:31:42,860
Squarely.
1725
01:31:42,890 --> 01:31:43,900
What did I say?
1726
01:31:43,930 --> 01:31:45,030
What was I supposed to say?
1727
01:31:45,060 --> 01:31:46,260
What was the word?
1728
01:31:46,300 --> 01:31:48,930
I'll squarely fuck
you in the ass.
1729
01:31:49,900 --> 01:31:50,530
Everybody remain calm.
1730
01:31:50,570 --> 01:31:51,540
It is squarely, isn't it?
1731
01:31:51,570 --> 01:31:52,970
Fuck you square in the ass.
1732
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:04,980
Rape.
1733
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:08,050
I guarantee you.
1734
01:32:08,090 --> 01:32:10,620
There's gonna be
a rapin' out here.
1735
01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:13,090
Close your doors and windows.
1736
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,860
All city insurance.
1737
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:20,200
Always there.
1738
01:32:20,230 --> 01:32:21,530
All the time.
1739
01:32:21,570 --> 01:32:23,300
All in.
1740
01:32:32,410 --> 01:32:34,980
Put the child's
mouth on the breast.
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