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Good evening, partners,
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cattle rustlers,
wranglers, desert rats,
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varmints, hombres,
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and all you prospectors
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who futilely comb
the hills of television
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looking for something of value.
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This is no mirage.
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No optical illusion.
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I'm as real as a piece
of motion picture film.
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As authentic as a shadow.
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As for tonight's play,
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I'm afraid I have
disappointing news.
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It will not be
an adult western.
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The plot is not
yet 21 years old.
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Unfortunately, we are not
completely out of line,
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for although television
fans demand adult stories,
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their taste in commercials
run to another extreme.
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Allow me to illustrate.
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Hey, boys!
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It's me, the Sheriff!
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Tom?
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Ben?
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Where are you?
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Hi, Sheriff.
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Oh, hello, Ben.
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Must have something mighty
important on your mind
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to be paying us
a visit in this heat.
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You know darn
well why I'm here.
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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After all, it's kind
of an official matter.
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Guess it is.
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Well, now, Sheriff,
I'll tell you,
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you sit right down
here in this new chair
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and make yourself
comfortable while I...
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Hey, it'll hold
you all right.
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I made it good and strong.
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Made it out of
juniper boughs.
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Here, wet your whistle.
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This is the last
of that stuff
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that was sent to us
by that old miner
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three years ago.
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Thanks.
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Where's your partner?
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-Tom?
-Yeah.
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Tom!
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Tom, Sheriff is here.
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I'm coming.
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Hold your horses.
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So, you're back
again, Sheriff?
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I guess you know
why I'm here, Tom.
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Yeah.
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You just had another
powwow with that...
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What do you call it?
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Town council?
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Yeah.
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We never made
trouble for anybody.
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Can't figure why anybody would
want to make trouble for us.
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The town council is only trying
to act friendly toward you boys.
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Well, you go back again and
tell them the answer's still no.
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You tell them, you hear?
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Now don't you go blowing off
steam the second I get here.
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Why don't you talk
quiet and easy like Ben?
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I don't feel quiet
and easy inside.
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Inside, I'm just
as riled as Tom.
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Why, we've homesteaded
here a lifetime.
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Digging gold in this region
before the oldest member
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of the town council
was even born!
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When there wasn't
no town at all.
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Just a jail, 12 saloons
and a dance hall.
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Mighty long ago.
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Back in 1892.
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And now a bunch of young,
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snappy dressed nincompoops
come along and--
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Now, you don't understand.
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The town council is real
worried about you boys
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and so am I.
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Shucks.
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There ain't nothing to
worry about, is there, Tom?
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No.
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You're not getting
any younger, you know.
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Living out here with no visible
means of support, so to speak,
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and no one to
look after you.
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Look after us?
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You talk like
we was helpless!
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We've made out all
right here, Sheriff,
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and we aim to keep
making out all right.
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We feel spryer every day!
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We just ain't leaving.
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You don't aim on forcing
us out, Jeff, do you?
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That decision
ain't up to me.
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It's up to
the town council,
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and they can do it.
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But, Jeff...
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they'd listen to you.
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You can tell them they
should let us stay here.
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Look, homesteading is reckoned
by what grows on the land
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or is taken out of the mine.
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Now, once upon a time,
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you boys mined enough gold
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to keep body and soul alive,
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but not lately.
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Ben and me,
we mine enough gold
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to pay for grub
for us and the mule.
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No town council
can call us paupers
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or run us off
our property.
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But, look, Tom, it says
right in the book...
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Kind of sudden, ain't it?
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You looking up books after
knowing us for 30 years.
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If I could just
show the council
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that you're farmers of a sort,
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that you grow
something on this land,
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even raise
a scrawny rooster...
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If I could stand up in front
of that council and say,
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"Gentlemen...
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these two partners
are responsible tillers
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of the soil."
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But what can I
say you grow here?
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Sufferin' catfish,
just look at this place!
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Why, even a stubborn juniper
refuses to lift its head
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in this soil.
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Nothing decent grows
without enough food and water,
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and you ain't got enough
for yourself or the soil.
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We got a rosebush.
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And it's--it's thriving.
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Thriving, my foot.
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You call this dying
weed a rosebush?
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The catalog said it'd
take time to grow.
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Wait and see.
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It's gonna have
great big red blooms.
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Sure.
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Like them tomato plants
you tried growing last year?
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You're not very friendly,
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throwing them
tomatoes in our face.
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Jeff, you go back
to them councilmen.
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Tell them we ain't letting
no town take care of us.
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But you'd have a nice,
clean place to live
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and be with folks
your own age.
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Doggone lot of old
fogies lying around
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just waiting to die.
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Playing bridge.
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Steam heat out
of a radiator.
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Toast and hot milk.
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No place for
a man to breathe.
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No looking out and seeing
for miles and miles.
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Nothing like that.
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We'd die quick if we
never saw that again.
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But I tell you, Tom, they
can force you out of here.
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Let them try.
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Don't tempt them.
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We don't need charity.
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And if it's growing things in
this soil that proves our worth,
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tell them to come on up
in a month and we'll...
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We'll...
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Tell them in a month
we'll pick them a great big
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bouquet of roses
off from this bush.
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A great big bouquet of roses?
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-Yeah.
-Off from that bush?
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That would prove that
we can grow things here,
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wouldn't it, Jeff?
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Sure, that would prove it.
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-Yeah.
-I'll tell them.
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-Yeah, tell them.
-See you in a month.
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So long.
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So long, Jeff.
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Jeff meant well.
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Fools, fools, every
last one of them.
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Now, Tom, don't go
losing your temper again.
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Remember your sciatica.
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We'll fight.
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Even if we have to fight
the Sheriff, the town council,
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and all the law books
in the State of Nevada!
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Yeah, we'll fight.
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-Yeah.
-We'll fight, Tom.
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But you didn't have to tell
him it would bloom in a month.
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Yeah.
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I was fit to be tied.
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Yeah.
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-Tom?
-Yeah?
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Did you water
the rosebush today?
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Half-rations.
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The well's running dry.
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Yeah.
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What we need
is a miracle.
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I reckon we do.
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Yeah.
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What are you cooking?
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What else?
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Rabbit stew again?
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What else?
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Put a little liquor
in it to kill the taste.
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Good idea.
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(car approaching)
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That can't be a car
way out here, can it?
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Well, if it is, it sounds
like there's something
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wrong with its insides.
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Hello.
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Having trouble?
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You guys got a car?
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-Nope.
-We got a mule, though.
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Yeah, and she's
as old as we are.
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Me, I'm Tom Akins.
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I'm Ben White.
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How'd you ever
get on our road?
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What'd you do,
make the wrong turn
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down there off
of the highway?
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Yeah, back at the fork.
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I was trying
to get to Reno.
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Well, this road
don't go nowhere.
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Ends about three
miles down here.
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My carburetor's
on the blink.
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The car won't move.
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Come on in.
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Have a bite of
grub with us.
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You got a drink?
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Sure, we got a drink.
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We never see many
folks out around here.
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Here we are,
have a drink.
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It's nice having a stranger
come to see us now and then.
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Some palace you got here.
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Boy, a real mansion.
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We like it.
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Oh, I gotta
get out of here.
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You guys ain't
got a jalopy?
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Maybe a pick-up truck?
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Nope.
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Anything on wheels,
get me from here to Reno.
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Our mule ain't got wheels.
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Hey, is riding a mule
like riding a horse?
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Depends if the mule
likes to be ridden.
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Our mule don't.
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She's only
broken for packing
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and she ain't biding
no saddle neither.
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How do you coots travel?
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We don't, much.
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Look...
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if I can get from here
to the nearest town,
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I can hop a bus to Reno.
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Now, how do I get to town?
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Try walking.
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How far is the nearest town?
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Ten miles from Reno.
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How far from here?
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Forty-seven miles.
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Tom and I walk it
in a day and a half.
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With the mule,
it takes two days.
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And Beulah has her own idea
about physical exercise.
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Will you crack the comedy?
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I'm in a hurry!
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I gotta get
to Reno fast!
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So you said.
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All right, Pops.
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I'll make it
worth your while
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to get me from here
to Reno in good shape.
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Now, that's simple
enough, ain't it?
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Some things that
seem simple just ain't.
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Look, dough.
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00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,660
Real dough.
269
00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:36,690
A hundred smackers for you.
270
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,830
Maybe you got
something better to do?
271
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,660
Matter of fact, we do.
272
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,830
Yeah.
273
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,000
We got to feed Beulah and
we got a gold pan to fix.
274
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,370
And we gotta water the
rosebush in the morning.
275
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,940
But come morning, we'll be
glad to show you the trail
276
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,270
and fix you up
with some grub.
277
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,010
I guess you
didn't hear me right.
278
00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:56,880
I said 100 bucks.
279
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,950
We heard you.
280
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,880
We got a mule
and that's all.
281
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,050
We can't help you.
282
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,720
Pops, you're wrong.
283
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,920
We're all going
to Reno tonight.
284
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,430
I ain't gonna stumble around
in that desert by myself, see.
285
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:12,360
I'm from back east.
286
00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:15,530
I'm not used to sand
and rattlers, see.
287
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,330
Can't argue with a gun, Tom.
288
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,270
Now get some food ready.
289
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,540
And saddle up that mule,
290
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:21,540
or whatever you
do to mules,
291
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,870
but get started and fast!
292
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,070
If you aim to kill us,
293
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:28,080
that ain't gonna
help you get to Reno.
294
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,780
You're a little touched in
the head if you think that gun
295
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,080
is gonna get us where
we don't want to go.
296
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,650
*
297
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,120
I said, get moving.
298
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,720
We ain't going.
299
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,150
I'll show you, you old--
300
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,460
(smack)
301
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,360
*
302
00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,230
You shouldn't
have done that.
303
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,400
Now you know
I mean business.
304
00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:54,570
But I don't know
the trail to Reno.
305
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,600
He does.
306
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,110
I just wanted him to
know I wasn't fooling.
307
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,440
He's gonna need
a lot of fixing up
308
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,780
if he's gonna show
you the way to Reno.
309
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:02,880
Where you goin'?
310
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,380
To get some liniment.
311
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,310
Stay here.
312
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,120
I know, but his
cheek is cut bad.
313
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,480
All right.
314
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,550
All right,
get the liniment.
315
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,320
But don't you give
me no rough time, Pop.
316
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,560
I killed a few
people lately,
317
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:19,090
one or two old men
won't make no difference.
318
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,430
We know you're
a killer, all right.
319
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,700
We've seen them before.
320
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:27,400
Used to be a lot of
them way out west.
321
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,400
Make it snappy.
322
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,740
All right.
323
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:37,750
Fix him up quick.
324
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:38,950
I said, make it snappy.
325
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,080
All right!
326
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,690
Tom's cheek is cut bad.
327
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,090
Tom, do you hear me?
328
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,230
Yeah.
329
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,630
Are you all right?
330
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,960
I reckon so.
331
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,130
Well, now,
just hold still
332
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:59,670
while I wipe this
blood off of your face.
333
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,040
Belt, my belt.
334
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,340
Look, see?
335
00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:04,510
My belt.
336
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,340
Hurry up.
337
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,710
All right.
338
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,110
Ah, there you are!
339
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,580
I guess that'll fix you up
so you can start this fellow
340
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:12,850
on the trail to Reno.
341
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,280
Yep.
342
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,580
Guess so.
343
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,450
Come on,
come on, come on!
344
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,520
In a minute.
345
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,790
Just give him a chance
to get his breath.
346
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,360
My belt.
347
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:43,350
*
348
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,750
Pour some cold
water over his head.
349
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,580
Let's get moving.
350
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,850
I ain't got forever.
351
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,490
I'm gonna give you guys
just one more minute,
352
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,290
then I'm gonna
let you have it.
353
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,420
(gunshot)
354
00:14:53,460 --> 00:15:04,330
*
355
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,400
City fellers just
ain't got no manners.
356
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,900
*
357
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,910
*
358
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,940
No wonder this car
wouldn't run any further,
359
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,080
got a couple of
bullets in the motor.
360
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,910
Three weeks the police
of five counties
361
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,550
have been looking
for this car.
362
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,050
And for three weeks, it's
been sitting right there.
363
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,620
What made you think
it might be here?
364
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,060
Elimination.
365
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,260
We've looked every
place but this old road.
366
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,090
Think he's hiding out here?
367
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,460
Maybe.
368
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,230
But where?
369
00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:36,900
The cabin?
370
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,730
Then where
are the boys?
371
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,400
And their mule's not here.
372
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,340
Do you think he might have
forced them to lead him
373
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:46,170
out of here and
then killed them?
374
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:49,440
Well, I hate to admit it,
but it has crossed my mind.
375
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,650
They're getting
pretty well on in years.
376
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,080
Easy pickings for
a killer like that.
377
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,750
Let's hope we're wrong.
378
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,520
Sheriff, take a squint!
379
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,420
* Can you bake an apple pie *
380
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,320
* Billy boy, Billy boy? *
381
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,090
* Can you bake an
apple pie, Billy boy? *
382
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,390
* I can bake
an apple pie
383
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,600
as quick as I can
wink my eye *
384
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,930
Hi, Sheriff.
385
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,070
Greetings, Sheriff!
386
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,130
Howdy, boys.
387
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,340
You don't know how
glad I am to see you.
388
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,500
You know my deputy here.
389
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,470
Sure.
390
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,600
Hiya, Tex.
391
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,240
Hello.
392
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,640
We've been worried.
393
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,310
Thought maybe you might
have got yourselves killed
394
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,650
out there on the
desert somewhere.
395
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,410
Why us?
396
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,410
That.
397
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,750
Oh, the car?
398
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,290
Meant to ask you about
that when we met next.
399
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,250
Funny thing about that car.
400
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,090
He never did come back
for it, that feller.
401
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120
Nice car.
402
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,790
Probably worth
a few dollars.
403
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,700
Where did he go, boys?
404
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,630
Don't know.
405
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:42,800
Just come and went.
406
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,530
Didn't even get his
name or know who he was.
407
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,300
He just said his
car broke down
408
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,700
and he had
to get to Reno.
409
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,310
-So he went.
-Him?
410
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,310
-Yeah.
-Walking?
411
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,140
A city feller?
412
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,640
All the way from
up here to Reno?
413
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,980
Almost 50 miles?
414
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,080
Oh, he might've went down to
the highway and caught a ride.
415
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,650
Nope, didn't.
416
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,850
You been hunting for him?
417
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,820
Three weeks.
418
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,250
Well, what do you know?
419
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,790
No, he didn't go back
down to the highway.
420
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,360
Had every car
checked through.
421
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,460
Who was he, Sheriff?
422
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,460
We had a funny feeling
423
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,490
that he wasn't
somebody to argue with.
424
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:13,660
You were right.
425
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,900
He was wanted for
everything in the book,
426
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,030
including murder.
427
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,030
What?
428
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,870
And to think he sat
with us and ate our grub.
429
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,140
And he was real pleasant.
430
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:24,570
California boys chased him
all the way to the border.
431
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,480
And somebody put a bullet in
his car at the last roadblock.
432
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,480
It's a wonder he was able
to drive off of the highway
433
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,850
and get down here
to your place.
434
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,150
And he told us it
was his carburetor.
435
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,920
And we believed him.
436
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,520
Real tough hombre, eh?
437
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,060
He'll be held for two murders
when they do catch him.
438
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,660
Oh, he'll be
caught, all right,
439
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,830
a criminal that dangerous.
440
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,060
Dangerous?
441
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,760
-That youngster?
-Yep.
442
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,100
He's got a finger in
almost every dirty racket
443
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,270
on the coast.
444
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:55,070
He's a real killer, all right.
445
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,640
Boys, is there something
you're not telling me?
446
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,770
No.
447
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,640
Are you sure he's
not around here?
448
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,050
Would a killer like him
let two old men like us
449
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,410
leave the cabin?
450
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,150
Up to the mines with Beulah?
451
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,350
Why, sure he would have, if he
thought you were scared enough
452
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,350
to keep your mouth shut.
453
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:17,390
*
454
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,460
I'll soon find out if he's
got you boys buffaloed.
455
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:28,900
*
456
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:29,770
Come on out.
457
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,270
We've got you covered.
458
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:41,350
*
459
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:49,320
*
460
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:55,200
We told you he wouldn't take
a chance letting us get away.
461
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,300
Then how does a tenderfoot
like him from New York
462
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,770
decide to take a two-day
hike across the desert?
463
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,770
We gave him
good directions.
464
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,540
Sure.
465
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,040
They must've
been real good.
466
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,210
Oh, yeah.
467
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,580
Oh, well.
468
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,010
We'll let Reno
look for him now.
469
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:12,810
Mmm.
470
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,280
Well, I'd better
ride back to town.
471
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,650
You coming, Sheriff?
472
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,650
No, not yet, Tex.
473
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,820
I got a little business
here with the boys.
474
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,120
All right.
475
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:21,890
So long.
476
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,790
-So long, Tex.
-So long.
477
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,530
There's talk in town of the
council getting out a warrant
478
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,470
to force you boys
out of this place.
479
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,670
A warrant?
480
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,670
Yep.
481
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,610
Tomorrow, you'll
be out of here.
482
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,110
Now, look, you
cantankerous old goats,
483
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:46,110
ain't you got sense enough
to know when you're licked?
484
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:50,450
Now, they've got that place
all fixed up for you down below.
485
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,350
You can still
be your own boss,
486
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,220
get decent food
three times a day,
487
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,130
and be near a doctor
in case you need him.
488
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,860
What would you do around here
if something did go wrong?
489
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,730
Why, when I think of that
gangster being around here,
490
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,270
he could have filled
you full of holes
491
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,340
and both of you as helpless
as a couple of babies.
492
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,110
(chuckles)
493
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,040
Now, now that's
what I mean.
494
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,840
Look at your face, Tom.
495
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,840
What have you
been a-doing?
496
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,050
A-using your head
for a pickaxe?
497
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,180
I--I tripped
over a rock.
498
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,520
-Yeah.
-Mmm.
499
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,620
Well, whatever it was,
500
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,450
it should have been
fixed up by a doctor
501
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,690
days ago from
the looks of it.
502
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,260
Tripped over a rock, huh?
503
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,560
Oh, yeah, yeah.
504
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:33,260
You mean you and
Ben been fighting?
505
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,760
At your age.
506
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,830
Oh, there ain't no use
going over the past, Jeff.
507
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,100
The main thing is,
508
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,770
you kind of made
us a promise.
509
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,570
You said if we could
prove to the council
510
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,340
that we could
grow something...
511
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,470
Oh, that.
512
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,240
Sure.
513
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,580
End of the month you did say
514
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:52,010
you'd have a great,
big bouquet of roses
515
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,680
to show the
council, didn't you?
516
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,250
Big bouquet, yes.
517
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,750
Sure, that's what
I thought you said.
518
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,320
You've always been
a man of your word, Jeff.
519
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,590
We got a present
for you over here.
520
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:10,070
*
521
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,300
Why, it's a miracle.
522
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:14,770
*
523
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,640
Should we cut the
roses for you now, Jeff?
524
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,940
No.
525
00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:22,340
I'll--I'll get the chairman
of the town council out here
526
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,850
tomorrow to look at this.
527
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,150
Could be I could talk him
into letting you boys
528
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,680
stay on here now.
529
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:33,620
*
530
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,260
Well, I'll be doggone.
531
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,290
It's a miracle.
532
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,100
That's what it is, a miracle.
533
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,130
*
534
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,570
He's a nice fellow.
535
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,200
Hated to lie to Jeff.
536
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,240
It wasn't no lie, really.
537
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:52,970
Fella did say he
had to get to Reno.
538
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:55,340
We just didn't tell
the Sheriff that instead,
539
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,210
he stayed here.
540
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:02,480
*
541
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,120
Do you think they
grow roses that big
542
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:09,120
back where he come from?
543
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,430
Could be.
544
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:20,500
*
545
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:26,070
*
546
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:33,920
Requests are pouring in from
garden clubs across the country
547
00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:39,320
for details of Ben and Tom's
method of desert reclamation.
548
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,560
Directions are as follows.
549
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:45,390
For best results,
select a sunny spot
550
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,560
and place the body
in a shallow grave
551
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,100
six to ten inches
below your plants.
552
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:56,100
Water frequently and
watch out for garden pests
553
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:57,640
and the police.
554
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,310
As for Tom and Ben,
555
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,410
they soon ran out of
desperate criminals
556
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,050
and began planting
innocent passers-by.
557
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,480
They are now in prison,
after first donating
558
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,320
their property
to the government
559
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,060
as a national cemetery.
560
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,190
We have a one-minute film now,
561
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,390
after which I shall
meet you at the pass.
562
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,840
And now,
the time has come
563
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:31,270
for me to ride off
into the sunset.
564
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,410
I shall return next week.
565
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,940
Until then...
566
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,780
so long, partners.
567
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:47,860
*
568
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:57,930
*
569
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:07,880
*
570
00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:17,950
*
571
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:27,900
*
572
00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:37,970
*
573
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:47,920
*
574
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:57,990
*
575
00:24:57,990 --> 00:25:06,470
*
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