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Good evening,
television watchers.
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Tonight's masque is entitled,
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"The West Warlock
Time Capsule."
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The tale
of a timid taxidermist.
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This gives me the excuse
to exhibit this prize
of mine,
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and to discuss taxidermy.
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I feel I know quite a bit
about stuffed animals.
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After all,
it takes one to know one.
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This, I shot myself.
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You see, deer poaching
is one of my hobbies.
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It took only two shots.
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The first one
hit a bearded, old man
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wearing a ridiculous red suit
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and riding in a sleigh.
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I'm having him stuffed, too.
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It probably
sounds silly to you,
but I'm sentimental that way.
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But enough of this.
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Here, in a moment, is,
"The West Warlock
Time Capsule."
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Well, I know Harry's
gonna like it, George.
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And when some of his friends
gets a look at this,
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I bet you get
their business, too.
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(CHUCKLING)
If they ever hunt
up this way.
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Good.
That's what we're here for.
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Now, just put it
on the bill, George.
Sure thing.
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Well, see you later.
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So long.
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(DOORBELLS JINGLING)
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Now then.
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Why don't you use Napoleon's
own skeleton, Mr. Tiffany?
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Sure is a lot more
horse-shaped
than this thing.
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Napoleon's skeleton
is in a million pieces.
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I got no time
to be putting him
back together again.
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Besides,
this is much better.
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We use his own skull, though.
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And his hooves.
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Are you sure you can get
his skin back on in just
the way he had it before?
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You wait till I'm through
with him, Charlie.
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He's gonna have
a spark in his eye,
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and a flare to his nostrils.
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He's gonna look
just like he did
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when you used to ride him
through the park.
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Oh, here's all about it
in the paper.
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Yeah, it's a very nice
write-up, too.
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"Mayor accepts
Napoleon memorial.
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"In a speech at
the West Warlock
City Dad's Lunch
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"at the Buckhorn Hotel today,
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"Mayor Herbert Ayers
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"formally accepted a
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"unique memorial
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"donated to the city
by George Tiffany
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"and commemorating
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"one of this community's
most beloved citizens."
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Now, will you get me
that rag over there,
Charlie?
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Thank you.
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"Napoleon, who died last month
after a quarter of a century
of faithful service.
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"For 22 years,
this patient animal,
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"was the chief attraction
at Lakeside Park.
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"Napoleon will contain
within his body a
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"hermetically sealed capsule
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"to be opened in 100 years."
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A hundred years?
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Would he last 100 years,
Mr. Tiffany?
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Oh.
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Longer than that,
if they keep him
in a glass case.
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And he's gonna be beautiful,
Charlie.
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Napoleon is gonna
be my masterpiece.
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Don't you ever use
an animal's own bones,
Mr. Tiffany?
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Oh, not anymore.
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Just the skull.
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And the wing bones
and legs of a bird.
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We used to, though.
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Used to use the whole animal.
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How could you do that?
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Well, we used a syringe.
See that syringe, there?
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You mean that thing
with the red handle?
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No, no. This thing.
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And we fill that up
with formaldehyde
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and inject that in his veins
and wherever else he needs it
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and that preserves him,
you see?
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Why don't you do it
that way now?
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(BANGING ON CEILING)
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Just as I thought.
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Time for lunch.
That's Mrs. Tiffany.
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Why don't you do it
that way now, huh?
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And I think it's about time
for you to run along home.
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Doesn't it last as good?
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Oh, sure.
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Lasts indefinitely.
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But, you see, it shrinks.
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Pulls out of shape,
like a mummy.
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In fact, I guess
that's what they were.
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Mummies.
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(GROWLING)
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You get away from that bear,
now.
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Come along.
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Can I come back later?
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Well, if you got to.
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Okay, I'll be here.
Bye.
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So long, Charlie.
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LOUISE: Is that you, George?
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Uh-huh.
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I've just had a letter
from Waldren.
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Waldren?
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My little brother
in Canada.
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Oh, oh.
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He's coming to visit us.
Isn't that wonderful?
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Wonderful.
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Well, such enthusiasm.
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Oh, well, now,
I am enthusiastic,
Louise, it's just that...
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Well, it isn't
as if I knew Waldren,
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but I think
it's fine he's coming.
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Oh, I was just teasing.
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It'll be so wonderful
to see him.
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The two of us are all
that's left of our family.
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I haven't seen Waldren in...
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Well,
it must be 25 years.
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Well, I think it's just fine.
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Is he bringing his family?
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Now, George, Waldren's
always been a bachelor,
you know that.
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Smart fellow.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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George.
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You wouldn't think of
giving up your chair,
would you?
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I mean,
now that Waldren's coming.
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Well, I mean,
he might think it looks
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out of place.
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Now, Louise,
we've been all over that.
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It is the only chair
I ever had in my life
that I really like.
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You ask me anything else,
dear, but don't ask me that.
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We'll have it
re-upholstered?
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Ruin it.
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It's taken years of sitting
to get it this way.
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It just fits my shape.
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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George.
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That rain certainly is
coming down by the bucketful.
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I better check
the windows in the shop.
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Mmm.
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"Yarn over, two together,
knit three."
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What did you say, George?
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Yarn over.
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Two together.
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Knit three.
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(DOORBELL BUZZING)
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Oh, good evening.
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Well, it's me, Sis.
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It's all that's left
of your little brother.
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Waldren,
I'm so glad to see you.
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It's been a long time, Sis.
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We're all that's left now.
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Why,
you're absolutely soaked.
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Sit down.
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Let me get those
wet shoes off of you.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Oh.
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You must
change your clothes.
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Where's your suitcase?
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There isn't any, Sis.
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There's nothing left but me.
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And I won't be here long.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, what's the matter?
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Oh, it's George, my husband.
He's in the shop downstairs.
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Now, you sit back and rest.
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I'll get a cup
of hot coffee for you.
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Louise.
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(STAMMERING)
Louise, did...
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There.
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George, this is my
little brother, Waldren.
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Oh.
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Well, don't just
stand there, dear.
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He's soaking wet.
I'm afraid of pneumonia.
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Run and get him
your bathrobe.
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Yes, dear.
Hello, Waldren.
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Glad to see you.
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Please get
the bathrobe, dear.
Yes, dear. Yes.
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And then call Dr. Rhody.
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Quick trip, wasn't it?
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Oh, George.
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Now,
let's get off that wet coat.
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I can't believe Waldren's
been here for a whole week.
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Can you, dear?
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No, dear.
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I feel a draft.
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(WALDREN COUGHING)
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There's some cold air
coming from somewhere.
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LOUISE: Oh, dear.
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Is there a window open,
George?
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Oh, I'm afraid it'll make
Waldren's cough worse.
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(WALDREN COUGHING)
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It must be 84 in here, dear.
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Waldren couldn't possibly
feel cold.
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It's the draft.
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Gets me here every time.
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(WALDREN COUGHING)
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I'm sorry to be
such a nuisance.
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You're not a nuisance.
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You'll soon be well
and then you won't
have to be so careful.
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We'll hope so, Sis.
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You folks about ready
to go to bed?
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It's just about 8:30, Waldren.
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Oh, is that all?
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I guess you don't wanna
go to bed this early.
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My--My cough medicine,
where is it?
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Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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I don't know what I'd do
without that cough medicine.
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It's all gone.
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Gone. I just got
this bottle yesterday.
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I know.
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I really should try to
get along without it,
I suppose.
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I will try to get along
without it. Tonight.
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You'll do no such thing.
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We can't have you
coughing all night.
You might injure yourself.
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Go and get
another bottle, dear.
Before the drugstore closes.
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(WALDREN COUGHING)
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Why don't I get him
a bottle of gin?
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More alcohol in it
and a lot cheaper.
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Waldren, you must see
that there just isn't room
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in this house
for a third person.
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And with Louise...
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It's no good.
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Waldren, I'll give you
just one hour
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(DOORBELLS JINGLING)
to clear out of this house,
permanently.
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Hiya, Mr. Tiffany.
Who are you talking to?
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Oh, hello, Charlie.
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Why, I'm just talking
to Napoleon here.
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Hey, he looks good,
Mr. Tiffany.
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Oh, you're beginning to have
confidence now that I know
what I'm doing, huh?
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Yeah. Maybe when
I get a little bit older,
I can be your apprentice.
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That'll be fine.
You hold this.
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What is it?
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That's the time capsule.
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The what?
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The thing that
goes inside Napoleon
with all the stuff in it
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to be opened up
100 years from now.
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What stuff?
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Why,
the things that show
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the kind of life
we're leading now.
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Newspapers, movie film,
photographs,
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you know,
just like the paper said.
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A permanent record
for posterity.
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Can I put something in it?
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No.
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Why not?
Who would ever know?
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What do you wanna put in it?
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How about a picture of Rover?
He's a very good-looking dog.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay, I'll slip it in.
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You could put a lot more
inside him.
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How about the totem pole
my scout troop made?
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Hey, what about that?
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Definitely not.
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Well, when I'm gonna
be your apprentice,
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I'm gonna put
a surprise in every job.
255
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,540
That'll be dandy.
256
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,440
Oh, there goes
your brother-in-law.
257
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,610
Is he gonna go
sit in the park?
258
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,840
I suppose so.
259
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,180
Is that all he ever does?
260
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,350
Just about.
261
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,890
I mean, I don't know.
262
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,290
Well, you better
run along home now.
263
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,960
I'm going upstairs, Charlie.
264
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,160
Why? It's not lunchtime.
265
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,560
I wanna talk
to Mrs. Tiffany.
266
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,330
Oh, I see.
Without him around.
267
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,400
Charlie, you're gonna have
to stop thinking so much.
268
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,410
Now, don't get up, dear.
Just stay right where you are.
269
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,380
I thought you were Waldren.
270
00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:45,450
Louise.
271
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,250
I wanna talk to you
about Waldren, dear.
272
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,490
I think it's very hard on you
having him around.
273
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,660
I mean, the way you go around
waiting on him hand and foot.
274
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:02,400
Look at that dress.
275
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,900
That dress used to fit you.
276
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,640
Now it hangs on you
like a sack, doesn't it?
277
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:10,440
Oh, I've lost some weight,
that's all.
278
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,540
Well, you didn't need
to lose any weight.
279
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,380
And you look tired.
280
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,950
Darling.
281
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:22,620
Don't you think Waldren's
well enough now to go out
and get a job for himself?
282
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,050
(SOBBING) He's not well enough
to work, you know that.
283
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,460
I'm all he has.
284
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:31,930
Oh, I--I know it's been
hard on you, George.
285
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,500
It's you I'm thinking about,
Louise.
286
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,430
I don't know
what we're going to do.
287
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,330
I can't go back on him now.
288
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,070
He's my little brother.
289
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,570
Don't cry. Don't, honey.
290
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,270
Please don't cry.
291
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,140
Now, don't, please.
292
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,280
I won't talk about it anymore,
honey.
293
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,180
Just promise, okay,
that you'll try to
take it a little easy.
294
00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:56,080
Hmm?
295
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,290
Yes, I will.
296
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,290
Waldren doesn't realize.
297
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:04,190
He wouldn't want
to be any trouble.
298
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,560
I know, I know, I know,
he wouldn't.
299
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,030
Of course he wouldn't.
300
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,680
There you are, Napoleon.
301
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,520
All full of messages
for future generations.
302
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,060
Big rascal.
303
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,270
Louise.
304
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,410
Where's Louise?
305
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,270
She's in the kitchen,
I suppose.
306
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,080
She made an awful racket
in there a few minutes ago.
It woke me up.
307
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,980
I was trying
to get back to sleep.
308
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,020
Louise. Louise!
309
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,250
Louise!
310
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,490
Get Dr. Rhody on the phone.
311
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,090
Tell him to get
right over here.
312
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,360
And hurry up.
313
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,330
Louise.
314
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,250
We'll keep her here
a day or two
315
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,180
for some more tests, George,
316
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,820
but I'm sure
it's nothing serious.
317
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,050
She's just worn out.
318
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,060
She needs a couple of weeks
of complete rest.
319
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,920
She can't go on
the way she has,
you know.
320
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,360
You've got to get rid
of that brother of hers.
321
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,960
Doctor, is there anything
really wrong with Waldren?
322
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,230
Nothing, except
he missed his calling.
323
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,530
He should have been
an actor.
324
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,910
Waldren.
325
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,850
I wanna talk to you,
Waldren.
326
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,450
Please, George,
Louise, my sister.
Do you mind?
327
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,090
She's gonna be all right.
328
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,020
(SIGHING)
At least that's something.
329
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,890
Going without dinner.
All this excitement.
330
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,530
I'm afraid
I'm not quite up to it.
331
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,470
Well, I'm glad you found
something to tide you over.
332
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,040
What I want to discuss
with you is very important...
Really, George.
333
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:32,340
I don't see how you can just
stand there and chatter after
what's happened to Louise.
334
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,780
It's Louise that I wanna
talk to you about.
335
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,910
George, you can't
seem to understand
that I am a sick man.
336
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,420
After all
that's happened tonight,
337
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,890
my digestion's
started acting up again.
338
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,920
GEORGE: Waldren,
will you please listen to me?
339
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:49,790
George,
I simply cannot go on
arguing with you like this.
340
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,430
This concerns Louise's health.
341
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,100
That will do.
342
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,110
If I had a decent meal,
I might feel a lot better.
343
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,010
Yes.
344
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,460
Waldren.
345
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,500
About how tall are you?
346
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,550
"Dear Sis,
347
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:50,190
"Have a chance
to visit friends in Mexico
348
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,520
"where the climate
is wonderful for my condition.
349
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,620
"Don't worry if you don't
hear from me for a while,
350
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,590
"the mail is slow down there.
351
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,230
"Sorry to leave
without saying goodbye,
352
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,100
"but I didn't want
to disturb my little sister.
353
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,470
"Get well quick.
Your loving baby brother,
354
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,650
"Waldren."
355
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,070
(BANGING ON CEILING)
356
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,410
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
357
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,420
(DOORBELLS JINGLING)
358
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,620
(WALDREN COUGHING)
359
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,530
WALDREN: George?
360
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,630
Hello, Waldren.
361
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,400
Well,
what's the matter with you?
362
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,500
Didn't you hear me?
363
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,240
You know what time it is?
364
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:18,370
Oh, yes, I guess
it must be about supper time,
365
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,540
but there's one other little
thing I have to do, Waldren,
366
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,840
and I kinda need some help.
367
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,550
Would you mind
giving me a hand?
368
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,920
All right. I'll try.
369
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,590
You know I'm not strong.
370
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,660
Well, do you think
you could hold this for me?
371
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,160
And the syringe.
372
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,100
You see, I've just been
finishing Napoleon there.
373
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:50,840
And...
374
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,050
Seems kind of heavy, George.
375
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,820
I didn't realize
it'd be this heavy.
376
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,500
Yeah. Well, I just thought
I'd beef him up a little,
just to be safe.
377
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,770
And so,
on behalf of our fair city,
378
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,070
and our fair citizens,
379
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,740
I want to thank
George Tiffany
380
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,540
for his generous
contribution of his time
381
00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,740
and his artistic talents
382
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,550
which have created
this priceless memorial.
383
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,650
(ALL APPLAUDING)
384
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,090
And now, in conclusion,
385
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,460
I will read to you
the exact words
of the inscription
386
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,860
which appears on the plaque.
387
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,330
"Napoleon in memoriam.
388
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,430
"Within this superb animal..."
389
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,740
(MAYOR CHATTERING)
Oh, George,
it's wonderful.
390
00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,670
I'm so happy for you.
391
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,940
I'm the one that's happy.
392
00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:01,080
You know,
you just look great.
393
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,180
That rest
certainly fixed you up.
394
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,480
I guess it really did.
395
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,120
I'm just sorry Waldren
isn't here to see it.
396
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:11,420
He'd be so proud.
397
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:13,490
I guess he's better off,
though, where he is.
398
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,920
If the climate's warmer.
399
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,930
Oh, I'm sure it's warmer,
dear.
400
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,960
MAYOR: "In the year
of our Lord, 2057.
401
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:26,170
"In order that
future residents will
have a fuller understanding
402
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,140
"of the life and times
of their forefathers
403
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,470
"as typified by the contents
of this memorial."
404
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,080
I thank you.
405
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:46,090
Well, George, it certainly
ought to put West Warlock
in the national limelight
406
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,860
when they look inside Napoleon
in the year 2057.
407
00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:50,530
What do you think?
408
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,600
Well, yes, I--I expect
it will do that, all right.
409
00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:09,840
Honesty demands that I reveal
410
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,510
that all did not go
as Mr. Tiffany had planned.
411
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:16,180
The weight of Waldren's
pudgy body
412
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,290
proved too much
for Napoleon
413
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,090
and within a few months
414
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,860
the time capsule was opened
by a caesarian section.
415
00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:26,360
Waldren, of course,
was quite dead.
416
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,730
And Napoleon hasn't
been the same since.
417
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,270
As for Mr. Tiffany,
418
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,300
the jury proved
quite lenient.
419
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,840
Next time we plan
a return trip
to your living rooms.
420
00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:39,810
I hope you will join us then.
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