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Good evening.
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I've been on Mars,
where I went for the opening
of a new television station.
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It's all part of a scheme
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to take the best
of our cultural advances
to the Martians.
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Or Martinis,
as they prefer
to be called.
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They are highly intelligent
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and my attempts
to educate them
were quite successful.
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Within a matter of minutes,
they were able to spell out,
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"Earthman, go home"
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using my two companions
to form the letters.
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It was very gratifying.
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As you have doubtless
already guessed,
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tonight's play is entitled
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"Martha Mason, Movie Star."
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(ALARM RINGING)
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Henry!
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Coming right up.
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Sorry, my dear. I'm afraid
I overslept this morning.
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The lodge lasted
till all hours.
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Reading of
the treasurer's report.
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It was very interesting
though.
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Well, that may be interesting
to you, but I don't
want to hear about it.
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You'll feel more like talking
when you've had your coffee.
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I wonder how people faced life
every morning before coffee
was invented.
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Silently.
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That's pretty good.
"Silently."
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I must remember that one.
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How was your evening?
I hope you didn't get
too lonesome, my dear.
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Oh, I managed.
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You know I don't like
going away and leaving you
alone like that,
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but it's only once a week
and the lodge is important.
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Why don't you join
another one then?
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Oh, no. No, no.
I wouldn't want to do that.
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Belonging to a lodge
is every man's civic duty,
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but joining two
would be selfishness.
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I'm not the type of man
who'd neglect his wife
and his home.
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Well, what's for breakfast?
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I don't know.
Why don't you see
what's down there?
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Couldn't you fix something
for yourself this morning?
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Now, you wouldn't want me
to go to the office
with indigestion.
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Making coffee
is the extent of my skill.
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But I don't feel well, really.
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I really should sleep in.
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But you said you were
going to get up early
this morning, remember?
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There's a new movie
with that actress. That...
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Oh, what's her name?
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You know, the...
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one you look like?
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You think you're so smart.
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I'll bet you keep the lodge
in stitches.
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Martha Mason, of course.
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I don't know why
I have so much trouble
remembering her name.
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No, sir. I just don't see
any resemblance.
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Oh, get out of here.
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All right, my dear.
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You call me
when breakfast is ready.
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I'll be down
puttering around in my garden.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hey!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You almost ran over me.
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Well, why don't you look
where you're going?
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I will, if you're
gonna drive that way.
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How was the movie?
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It was all right.
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And your favorite actress?
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Oh, well,
she is always wonderful.
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There was one part...
I wanted to scream.
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The police came
to give her the bad news
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and she just stands there
for the longest time
without saying anything.
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And then...
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She faints.
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Cut!
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What?
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Cut! Isn't that what they say
in the film studios
when they finish a scene?
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Oh, well, if you're going
to be so smart...
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I'll have you know
that when I was coming out
of the movie,
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everybody was turning
to stare at me.
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HENRY: Why?
You look all right to me.
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Oh!
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Oh, you mean they thought
you were Martha Mason?
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MABEL: What's that?
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This is fertilizer
for the garden.
It's a new kind.
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They say it'll make
anything grow
in any type of soil.
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Why do you waste your time
in that silly old garden?
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I'm not wasting my time.
This is a new system.
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You see, you dig down
several feet.
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Then you put this
underneath the plants.
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You've never been able to make
anything grow out there yet
and you never will.
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This is guaranteed.
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And I'm making
some frames too.
Come on, I'll show you.
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Oh! I can't stand
the smell of that stuff!
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(HENRY HAMMERING)
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Henry!
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Will you please stop
that pounding?
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It's not good
for my nerves!
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HENRY: All finished!
Come on out and see it!
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I don't want to see it.
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Come on out and take a look!
I've really got something
this time.
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(SIGHING)
It'll only take a moment!
Please come out!
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Oh, shut up
and leave me alone.
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HENRY: Mabel.
Did you hear me?
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Yes, I heard you!
I don't want to see
your silly old garden.
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I've got something special
to show you!
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HENRY: Mabel!
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(EXHALES)
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All right, I'm here.
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Well, what do you think
of it?
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All I can see
is a hole in the ground.
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I built these frames.
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Now I can cover the plants
with glass
in the cold weather.
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What plants?
Nothing's going
to grow here.
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You just don't take
much interest
in anything I do.
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But you don't do
anything interesting.
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Henry, I suppose
it just never occurs to you
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that being married to you
is pretty dull.
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Too late now
to do much about it.
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We could get a divorce.
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No.
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No, Mabel,
I don't approve of divorce.
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And you know
you don't mean it.
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You've got a nice house,
a new car,
all the clothes you need.
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You're much better off
than you realize.
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I could sue for divorce
and there isn't anything
you could do about it.
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And what would you live on?
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You wouldn't get
any alimony, I'm afraid.
You have no grounds.
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And my friend Judge Dubbins
doesn't approve of divorce
any more than I do.
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Well, maybe
I could change his mind.
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After all, I know a few tricks
for the witness stand.
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Oh, now I get it.
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That movie today.
Martha Mason must've been
on the witness stand.
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Well, my dear,
life isn't like the movies
and I'm afraid
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you don't look
any more like Martha Mason
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than I do.
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(THUDDING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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MABEL: He drove me to it.
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I begged him to release me,
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to give me my freedom.
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He refused. He taunted me.
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He was cruel and inhuman.
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I couldn't stand any more.
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I did what any woman
would have done.
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I killed him,
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and now I'm free.
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Free!
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Free!
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Henry!
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(GRUNTS)
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Hello?
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Mabel? This is Mr. Abernathy.
Where's Henry?
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Henry? Well, he's not here.
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Well, he's not in his office,
and he should be. It's...
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It's 11:00.
Now, where is he?
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MABEL: I don't know.
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What? What do you mean?
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What's wrong? Is he sick?
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(STAMMERING)
He's gone. He's left me.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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It's true, Mr. Abernathy.
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Henry's left me
for another woman.
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He's run off with her.
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And after all
I've done for him.
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(SOBBING)
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All right, Mabel. All right.
Now, calm down.
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Now, you and Henry
had a fight.
That happens in every family.
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But that doesn't mean
he's walked out on you.
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But he has. He's gone.
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He left a note. He said
he was never coming back.
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A note? What's he say?
Have you got it there?
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Yes. It's right here.
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Well, read it to me.
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(CRYING)
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He said...
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He said he was running away
with her.
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Mabel, you told me that.
Read me what he says.
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(MABEL CRYING)
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Never mind. Never mind.
Just sit tight.
I'll be right out.
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Oh, Mr. Abernathy.
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Now, don't go
to pieces, Mabel.
We've got to keep our heads.
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Now, where's the note?
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Over there.
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On the desk.
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"Dear Mabel, I have
never been worthy of you
and I know it,
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"so I am taking
the coward's way
out of everything.
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"I am running away
with another woman..."
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(CRYING)
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"...another woman
who I am not worthy of.
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"She is not as beautiful
or as charming,
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"and she doesn't look
like a movie star."
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Movie star?
What the devil's
he talking about?
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He means...
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He always said
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that I resembled
Martha Mason, the movie star.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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"Since I am unworthy of you,
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"I want to let you be free
to lead your own life.
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"I shall always
love you. Henry."
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Oh, rubbish! That isn't Henry.
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But he signed it.
That's his signature.
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Well, I know that.
But that isn't the real Henry.
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Why, there's no one in town
as steady and as responsible
as Henry.
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A responsible man
doesn't desert his wife.
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00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,540
Well, Henry's just
at that dangerous age.
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What is he, 47?
Mmm-hmm.
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He's having a fling.
Well, you know
what I mean, Mabel.
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He's going through
that restless period.
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Now, in a week or so,
he'll come sneaking back home,
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mighty ashamed of himself.
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Oh, I don't think
he'll ever come back.
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Oh, of course he will.
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But the best thing to do
is not talk about it.
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Now, if anybody asks,
just tell them that...
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Well, that I sent Henry
to Chicago on a business trip.
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Now, Mabel. You've got to act
like nothing's happened.
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Keep your spirits up.
Go shopping.
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Nothing like a new hat
to cheer a woman up,
they tell me.
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You take my word for it.
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In a week or two,
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Henry will be
puttering in that garden
as big as life.
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You just watch and see.
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(SOBBING)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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Mr. Abernathy!
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Oh, hello, Mabel.
Here, let me help you
with that.
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Oh, well,
thank you very much.
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Mabel, come over here
a minute.
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I've just been admiring
Henry's garden. These lilies.
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That fertilizer he put on
must have been good stuff.
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Well, he tried everything.
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Finally found something
that worked.
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Yeah, that proves
he'll be back.
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A man doesn't work this hard
and then just walk out
and leave it.
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Don't you want
to come into the house,
Mr. Abernathy?
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Yes, I would.
I want to have a talk
with you, Mabel.
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Oh, well, yes.
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Thank you, Mr. Abernathy.
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Uh, Mabel, I...
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I might as well
be blunt about this.
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You're in
for a bad time.
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What?
248
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,140
Well, I don't know
how it happened,
249
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,740
but word leaked out
somehow.
250
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,450
People all over town
are whispering
251
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,050
about Henry running off
with the other woman.
252
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,880
Oh.
253
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,150
Yes, I know.
254
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,320
Oh, you've already
heard about it, have you?
255
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,150
I'm sorry.
256
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,360
I've done the best I could
to talk it down.
257
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,860
I've been telling people
I sent Henry to Chicago
on business,
258
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,630
but it doesn't seem
to do any good.
259
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,360
Well, everybody knows
what he's done.
260
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,930
There just isn't any use
in lying to people.
261
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,370
Well, it makes it
all the harder for Henry
when he comes back.
262
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,170
Now, we've got
to do something about it.
263
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,910
Well, I am doing something.
264
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,840
I'm carrying on
the best I can.
265
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,380
It hasn't been easy,
I can tell you.
266
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,750
Well, I appreciate
that, Mabel,
267
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,150
but we've got to think
of Henry.
268
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,090
Well, Henry didn't
think of me.
269
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,190
He's made his bed, now he...
270
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,920
Well, I mean,
he can get out of it
the best he...
271
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,230
I mean, why should it
fall on my shoulders?
272
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,730
Well, now, Mabel,
there are two sides
to everything, you know.
273
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,030
A husband doesn't run away
from a happy home.
274
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:27,600
Now, maybe you haven't
been the wife
you should be, hmm?
275
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,840
Why, that's
a terrible thing to say.
276
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,840
Why, you don't know
what I've had to put up with.
277
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,540
You're on his side
because he's a lodge brother,
278
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:39,110
but I'm his wife,
and he ran off
and deserted me.
279
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,620
Why, I could bring charges
against him...
Now, simmer down, Mabel.
280
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,250
...for desertion
and non-support.
I could have him arrested.
281
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,450
All I have to do
is to pick up
that telephone.
282
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,220
Well, you do that
and you'll never
see him again.
283
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,460
That's just fine with me!
I wouldn't have him back
on a bet.
284
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,660
Mabel, put down that phone.
285
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,660
Mabel, I'm warning you.
286
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,530
If you go through with this,
I'll wash my hands of
the entire affair.
287
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,970
Oh, you don't care
about me anyway.
288
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,900
It's that priceless lodge
that you're worried about.
289
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,600
That is not true, Mabel.
Hello?
290
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:07,840
This is Mrs. Henry McKay.
My husband ran off
and left me and...
291
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,150
I want him arrested.
Mabel.
I'm warning you, Mabel.
292
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,450
Yes.
293
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,880
Oh, well,
294
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,690
could you send an officer over
to my house?
295
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,020
(DOOR BANGING)
I'm just not well enough
to go out.
296
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,730
Yes, thank you.
What?
297
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,760
Oh, oh, yes.
840 Landing Street.
298
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,100
I had no warning at all.
299
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,340
I just woke up one morning
and found this note.
300
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,170
Thank you.
301
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,040
When was this?
302
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,810
About ten days ago.
303
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,180
If you'd reported it
at the time, Mrs. McKay...
304
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,650
He's probably
out of the state by now.
305
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,620
Well, I...
306
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,290
I had to be sure
that it wasn't just a...
307
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,690
A fling, you know?
308
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,620
You see, he's a great deal
older than I am.
309
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,630
The restless age.
310
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,930
I thought that if it was just
311
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,760
something he had
to get out of his system...
312
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,930
Yes, ma'am, I understand.
313
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,740
Not many wives
would look at it that way.
314
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:11,610
It's a lot more
than he deserves.
315
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,380
No decent man
runs away with another woman
when he's already married.
316
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:17,110
Thank you, Officer.
317
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,910
Now, if you've got something
with his signature on it.
318
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,550
Well, it's on the note.
319
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:24,450
Yes, ma'am,
but I'm supposed to check,
320
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,550
just in case he was kidnapped
or something like that.
321
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,390
Oh.
322
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,660
Oh, well, yes, I...
323
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:34,230
I think I saw something
with his signature on it
this morning.
324
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,730
Yes.
325
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,730
Here it is.
326
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,810
Yep, no question
about it.
327
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,180
That's his signature,
all right.
328
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:54,080
We'll sure do everything
we can.
329
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,550
And don't you worry,
Mrs. McKay.
330
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,690
I've heard talk in town
and everybody's on your side.
331
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,460
Everyone has been so kind.
332
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:05,460
I try not to let it
get me down.
333
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,130
OFFICER: Yeah,
not many women could do it.
334
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,860
Thank you, Officer.
335
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,070
Officer,
336
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:17,540
do you ever see
Martha Mason,
the movie star?
337
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:20,080
Sure. My wife drags me
to all her pictures.
338
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,110
Why do you ask?
339
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:24,980
Well, no reason.
I just wondered.
340
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,700
Mrs. McKay? Excuse me.
341
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,240
Good afternoon, Mrs. McKay.
342
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,100
I'm sorry
to bring you down here.
343
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,710
I'm more than happy
to do anything I can.
344
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,780
Well, I have the forms
right here.
345
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,910
If you'll just fill these out,
it'll make everything
official.
346
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,150
(SNORING)
347
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,820
OFFICER: Thank you very much.
348
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,940
(LIGHTER CLICKING)
349
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,690
OFFICER: Mrs. McKay.
350
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:43,790
Mrs. McKay.
351
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,760
Would you step over here
a minute, please?
352
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:56,170
I haven't finished
filling out these forms.
353
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,370
Well, that's all right, ma'am.
It isn't necessary.
354
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,840
Oh. Oh.
355
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,810
We think we've found
your husband.
356
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,480
Oh, well,
it couldn't be Henry.
357
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,720
I mean, he's run off
with some girl off the street.
358
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,150
No, ma'am.
359
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,820
Henry didn't run anywhere.
360
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,620
How can you say that?
Why, you haven't even
looked for him.
361
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:18,260
Well, who says
he didn't run away?
362
00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:20,260
I told them he didn't.
363
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,500
Well, what do you
know about it?
364
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,400
I know Henry didn't run off
with another woman because...
365
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,440
I'm the other woman.
366
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:34,080
When we found out about her,
we figured maybe Henry
was still at home.
367
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,810
So some of the boys
went out to your place
368
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,780
and as soon as you left
the house,
369
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:39,480
they started to look around.
370
00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,420
(STAMMERING)
371
00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:43,850
You're not going to listen
to this woman, are you? Why...
372
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,890
She doesn't even know
my husband.
373
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,390
Oh, yes, I do.
374
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,990
Every Thursday night
when he was supposed
to be at his lodge,
375
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:53,600
Henry was visiting me.
376
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:56,200
And he wouldn't go off
anywhere without
taking me along.
377
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,630
Why, she's lying!
378
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:01,040
OFFICER: No, ma'am.
379
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,310
The boys saw how well
those lilies were doing,
380
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,040
so they dug them up
to see why.
381
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,380
And there was Henry.
382
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,940
Hold her for murder.
383
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:15,050
(SIGHING)
384
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:34,500
Poor Mabel.
385
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:37,070
I'm afraid she just
didn't have a green thumb.
386
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:41,240
That concludes
tonight's entertainment.
387
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,380
Next time we shall be back
with another story.
388
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:46,410
Meanwhile, I'm off
to another planet.
389
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:49,880
I've always been curious
about Venus.
390
00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,130
Good night.
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