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(SlNGlNG) The Simpsons
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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D'oh !
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(SCREAMlNG)
(BRAKES SCREECHlNG)
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(ELECTRlCAL BUZZlNG)
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This is Kent Brockman,
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live at
Springfield's most beloved
tourist attraction,
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the man-shaped mountain crag
known as Geezer Rock.
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Carved by
centuries of wind and rain,
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Geezer Rock
will soon be more than
just a place for teens
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to have sex
and commit suicide.
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Why did they cancel Futurama?
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(SCREAMS)
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You crushed my boyfriend !
You better be good
at making out!
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Today, Geezer Rock will be
officially designated
a national landmark.
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What's the big deal
about a rock that
looks like a dude?
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l've got a dad that
looks like a monkey.
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Bart, you promised
you'd stop making
that comparison !
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Per our agreement!
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(GROANS lN DlSGUST)
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Knock-kneed home renters.
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Can't we
thin this herd with some
smallpox-infected blankets?
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We're already immune,
you jerk!
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Gee, l never
noticed that before.
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He's got a tree in his eye.
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lf that tree gets too big,
it'll ruin the beauty
of that rock!
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We'll lose tourists!
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And then, who will
buy my roadside corn?
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You don't sell
roadside corn.
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There's a lot
you don't know
about me, Marge.
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A lot that would shock you.
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(SlNGlNG) Ride a painted pony
Let the spinnin' wheeI spin
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Thank you, BIood and Tears.
Sorry to hear about Sweat.
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Now, before
the Undersecretary
of the lnterior
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declares Geezer Rock
a national landmark,
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we shall hear
a poem written by
honor student, Lisa Simpson.
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Thank you.
(HOMER STRUGGLlNG)
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Geezer Rock,
An Appreciation in Verse.
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(LlGHT APPLAUSE)
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(GRUNTlNG)
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Now, to do something
l've never done before.
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Help out an old man.
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"Postcard image,
thing to see. . ."
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(RUMBLlNG)
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Gotta go, sweetie!
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But l didn't read my poem !
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Here's a poem.
Run fast or lose your ass!
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(ALL SCREAMlNG)
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Mr. Burns?
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Mr. Burns is gone.
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And tonight was the night
l was gonna
show him my tattoo.
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(SOBBlNG)
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l can't believe that
historic rock is gone.
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My poem has become an elegy.
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An elegy no one
will ever hear.
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Well, at least
some good came out of today.
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Bart, you're grounded
for a year!
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l'll just pay the fine.
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Okay. Three bucks.
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Why don't you
publish your poem?
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Publish it myself?
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Why not?
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l could put out
a whole newspaper
dedicated to the rock!
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l'd be a publisher,
just like Katharine Graham !
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Or that lady who wheels
Larry Flynt around.
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Mr. Burns, perhaps it's best
you were snatched away
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before time could
diminish your beauty.
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Stop your wailing, Waylon !
l'm alive!
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MR. BURNS: Oops!
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That stays in.
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Sir, you're alive! But how?
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Because of my svelte physique,
l was able to fit in
a narrow air pocket.
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l survived on
whatever sustenance
came my way.
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ThankfuIIy, a mother moIe
nursed me as her own
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untiI I was strong
enough to continue.
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Now, let's see how
the common folk
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are grieving for
their fallen god, me.
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And so,
a day after the tragedy,
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the town still mourns
the loss of its
venerable old man.
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Here it comes.
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BeIoved by chiIdren.
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Yes, the little ones.
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Thought to be
thousands of years oId...
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l have been 89
for a while now.
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We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.
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(SPlTS)
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(GASPlNG)
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Quickly, Smithers,
re-hydrate me.
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But one old man
we certainIy don't miss
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is the late
C. Montgomery Burns.
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As owner of the Springfield
Nuclear Power Plant,
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he generated both
eIectricity and contempt.
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Thank you, Geezer Rock,
for doing what none of us
had the courage to do,
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smush Mr. Burns.
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This town cared more
for a soulless piece of
granite than for me.
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l don't have
a friend in the world.
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You have me, sir.
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Don't be so needy!
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Well, l'm going
to change this town's
accurate impression of me.
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Sir, you could
improve your image
with various good deeds.
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Don't l already give out
turkey slices to the poor?
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You eliminated that program
in the '30s, sir.
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They were getting
too grabby!
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Oh, all right.
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l know how to change the way
the public thinks of me.
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l'll buy every
media outlet in town !
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Bring me a checkbook
and a mother mole!
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(SUCKlNG)
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l really got
hooked on this stuff.
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Thanks for helping me deliver
the first edition of
The Red Dress Press, Dad.
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l'm always happy
to help you, sweetie.
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Extree! Extree!
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Man driving erratically
throws papers out window!
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LISA: "Elegy for Geezer Rock.
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"Postcard image,
thing to see,
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"to think of Springfield
is to think of thee.
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"What thoughts
be-pass a'hind thy mien?
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"Why sky art bIue,
why trees art green?
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"And what, pray teII,
did thine eyes see?
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"Perchance, old friend,
they gazed at me.
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"Brought Iow by
nature's oafish hand,
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"thou crush-ed
our reviewing stand
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"and twixt thy stones
gIimpsed I the truth.
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"AII things must pass,
thy face, my youth."
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Oh, wow.
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l haven't cried like this
since the third
Mr. Teeny died.
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You couldn't hold
a candle to him.
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(WEEPlNG)
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Neither could you !
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You're okay,
you got me broads.
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Oh, this is one
dilly of a daily, Lisa.
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Can't wait for tomorrow's.
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"Tomorrow's"?
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l hadn't thought
about publishing more.
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You better.
l've already sold
a bunch of subscriptions.
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How do you think l
got these swell prizes?
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All right, Nelson,
what kind of journalism
skills do you have?
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l don't know.
Making nerds cry?
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Perfect.
You're our TV critic.
Ralph, what about you?
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l want to be a fire truck.
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How about
a feature columnist?
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Yeah,
l'm a feature columnist!
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(lMlTATlNG SlREN BLARlNG)
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Good day.
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Hello.
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Great glayvin's ghost!
He's alive!
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Yes, that's right.
l pulled a Jesus.
Have a nickel.
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(EXCLAlMS lN SURPRlSE)
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Burns is alive?
Then whose skull am
l drinking beer out of?
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Boy, l can't wait to
dance on his grave!
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Mmm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
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(ALL EXCLAlM)
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Whose grave?
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Uh, the unknown soldier?
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Carry on.
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(SHOES TAPPlNG)
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Okay, it's time
to win the love of these
hateful morons.
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Step one,
amass a vast media empire.
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The station's not
for sale, Burns.
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lt's been in the same family
for generations.
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Look, l assure you,
no sack of money
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is big enough to
change my mind.
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Now, if. . .
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There's more to life
than being rich, you know?
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Very tempting,
but l assure you,
l'm still not sold.
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Want to split
an ice cream sundae?
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Done and done!
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BART: Check it out.
Principal Skinrash.
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Nice work, Bart,
but give him a runny nose.
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l want the readers to gag
on their morning cup of joe.
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Snot a problem, chief.
Don't call me chief.
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Sure thing, jerk.
Chief is fine.
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You're on the Morning Zoo
with BiII and Marty!
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What's your Wednesday whine?
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MR. BURNS:
Well, first of all,
I agree with you two,
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it's sheer humbuggery
that pretty girIs
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can fIirt their way
out of speeding tickets.
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No support for
the naughty hotties!
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(HONKlNG HORN)
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Secondly, l want you to
pack up and get out.
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l just bought this station,
and you're fired.
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And pIay that
deIightfuI fIush sound
on your way out.
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Yes, sir.
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(TOlLET FLUSHlNG)
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lndoor plumbing.
The lack of it
killed my mother.
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l've done it, Smithers!
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l've bought every
media outlet in town.
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TV, radio,
even the skywriters.
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Cletus, what does that say?
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That? That says,
"l loves you, Brandine."
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Oh, Cletus.
Tonight, you can
knock me up again.
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Excellent. But put a little
more apple in my cheek.
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lt's apple-ing now, sir.
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Splendid !
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00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,111
Now, let's see how l'm faring
on the jumping box.
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You mean
the television, sir?
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Television,
jumping box, picto-cube,
just crank it up!
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In tonight's face-off,
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I wiII be debating
Channel 6 movie
ghouIie BoobereIIa
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on the subject
of our new boss,
C. Montgomery Burns.
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My view, he's a great Ieader
and a gaIIant American.
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He's got a heart
as big as my boobs!
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I guess we'II have to agree
to agree on this one.
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Boobs!
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Smithers, do you know
Bill from Accounting?
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That's his daughter.
Hmm.
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Let me show you
why you and aII
protesters are wrong.
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AII right.
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NucIear power heIps
heat that orphanage
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and keeps that
hospitaI humming.
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But what about wind power?
It's cheap and safe.
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ls it?
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(YELLS)
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Remember, children,
nucIear power is your friend,
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and so is Monty Burns.
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Don't end up Iike me.
Vote RepubIican.
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God bless America.
This cartoon
was made in Korea.
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Burns owns everything !
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l've got to speak out
before it's too late!
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D'oh !
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"Dear readers,
you hold in your hands
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"the last paper not controlled
by the Burns Media empire.
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"We are not afraid to say
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"Montgomery Burns
is a monopolistic,
self-aggrandizing
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"stinky pants."
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Hmm. Maybe Burns
ain't so great.
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This little girl has
given us a lot to mull.
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Hey, you mugs,
thinking ain't drinking !
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Hey! Ow! Okay.
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Bring that girl to me.
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l'm sorry, Mr. Burns,
but my paper is not for sale.
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Maybe a little gift
will change your mind.
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Send in Sugarbell.
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She's very pretty.
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But the answer is still no.
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Honeysuckle, Dewdrop.
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(MUSlC BOX CHlMlNG)
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Oh, no!
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(NlCKERlNG)
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They're so beautiful.
And their breath
smells like peppermint.
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00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,140
No! No! l won't
take your blood ponies!
242
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,225
Go on, sweeties. Go on.
243
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,476
Shoo.
244
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,769
(HlSSlNG)
245
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,940
Very well.
You had your chance.
246
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,277
l am going to shred you
like a Christmas card !
Now get out!
247
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,488
l can't!
My mom's not picking
me up for an hour!
248
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,825
(SlGHS)
249
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:10,622
So, what do
you think of today's
popular music scene?
250
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:14,209
l think
it distracts people from more
important social issues.
251
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,670
My God, are you always on?
252
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:28,807
(SCREAMlNG)
253
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,018
Stupid women drivers!
254
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,230
(SCREAMlNG)
255
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,358
Stupid women
helicopter pilots!
256
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,236
(SCREAMlNG)
257
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,575
Everyone okay?
258
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,910
(ALL GROANlNG)
259
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,412
(RATTLlNG)
Uh-oh.
260
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,540
You can't leave now.
261
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,959
We're the only thing
stopping Mr. Burns!
262
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,586
Sorry, Lisa.
263
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:02,049
And by the way,
that story l filed
from Baghdad was all made up.
264
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,343
l was actually in Basra.
265
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,431
(GROANlNG)
Everyone chickened out.
Except Ralph.
266
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,433
He got poached by
the Chicago Tribune.
267
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,896
l guess we're down
to just me.
268
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,274
Take the sob sister
act somewhere else.
You're standing in my light.
269
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,152
Bart, you're staying !
270
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,780
Lise, l've learned
a valuable lesson here,
271
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,991
the pen is mightier
than the flaming bag of poop.
272
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327
Oh, it's beautiful !
273
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,165
This is an outrage!
274
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,544
Since when
are public figures
fair game for satire?
275
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,379
Your goons did run
her off the road, sir.
276
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,716
l can't be held responsible
for what my goons
were ordered to do!
277
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,469
Perhaps there's
a non-violent way
to silence this girl?
278
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,055
Non-violence
never solved anything.
279
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,435
Fine, curtsy boy.
l'll try it your way.
280
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,650
What the. . .
281
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,486
Dad, Mr. Burns cut our power!
282
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,905
Now, l can't print my paper!
283
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,866
These batteries have to power
everything in our house!
284
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,162
(SlNGlNG) Yo,
I'II teII you what I want
what I reaIIy, reaIIy want
285
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,290
What l want, what l want
I'II teII you what I want
286
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,583
l want...
287
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,667
(TAPE SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS)
288
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,711
That was totally worth it.
289
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,255
Stupid Burns!
290
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,508
Cuts off my power,
lowers my credit rating.
291
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,136
Lisa, l think l can help you.
292
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,972
You're not mad about
Principal Skinrash?
293
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,685
Are you kidding? l love it!
l once had
a principal like that!
294
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,811
Now, come with me.
295
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:39,813
What's that?
296
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,482
This, young lady,
is a mimeo machine.
297
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,820
A hand-operated
duplicating device.
No electricity needed.
298
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,533
(SNlFFS)
299
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,869
That smell takes me back.
300
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,293
(GUNS FlRlNG)
301
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,004
(YELLS lN VlETNAMESE)
302
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:17,601
Finally in 1 992,
l was reunited
with that chair.
303
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,686
lt wasn't quite the same.
304
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,236
Good God. l'm at war
with a little girl.
305
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,364
And l'm losing !
306
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,741
Smithers, this calls
for the League of Evil !
307
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:44,086
My league!
My beautiful league!
All dead.
308
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,921
Even monsters
need air, sir.
309
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,382
Blast!
Well, gather their watches.
310
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,511
l must find another way
to vanquish the girl.
311
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,305
So, has your
daughter always been
312
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,349
such a righteous
little rabble-rouser?
313
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,936
Oh, yeah.
She's always trying
to improve mankind.
314
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,397
Fascinating ! Do go on.
315
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,983
Wait a minute.
Are you trying to
get dirt on Lisa?
316
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:11,029
Oh, you saw right through me.
Well done.
317
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,906
Have some
congratulatory drugs.
318
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,118
Well, if that's your custom.
319
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,917
Now, tell me more
about your daughter.
And speak into the lamp.
320
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,544
Okay.
321
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,296
Well, she's into Buddhism,
whistle-blowing,
322
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,716
totally against pollution,
no matter what l say.
323
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,844
Liberal wacko, eh?
Any young beaux?
324
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,055
Well, that loser Milhouse
has always had
a thing for her.
325
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,808
Don't you love it
when nerds don't
know they're nerds?
326
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,143
Yes.
327
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:44,938
There's nothing more pathetic
than self-delusion, eh?
328
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,110
Hello, Beefcake Charlie.
(CHUCKLES)
329
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,240
Dad, how could you
say these things?
330
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,952
l'm so sorry, honey.
l said good things
about you, too.
331
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,954
Check out
the Lifestyle section.
332
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,623
"Plastic Pearls
Make the Girl."
333
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,710
Well, at least
there's nothing else
Burns can do to me.
334
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,882
Oh ! (GASPS)
335
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,010
LlSA: No!
336
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,387
Way to go, Moon Milhouse!
337
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,267
lt's as easy as
crushing an ant.
You know the. . .
338
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,772
(GRUNTlNG)
339
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,023
Whoa!
340
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,360
Take my wallet
and leave me alone!
341
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,575
lt's not fair.
342
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:39,993
(SOBBlNG)
343
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,291
l can't stand seeing
one of my children like this.
344
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,046
(MUFFLED SOBBlNG)
345
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,382
Oh, l can still hear her!
l better do something !
346
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,428
Look at you go!
Typety-type-type-type!
347
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,389
Marge,
l'm pulling an all-nighter
for my little girl !
348
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,434
Put on a pot of coffee,
drink it and start
making burgers!
349
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,562
Some anniversary this is.
350
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,486
"The Homer Times"?
351
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,905
HOMER:
"AII my daughter ever did
352
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,824
"was teII peopIe to
think for themselves.
353
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,910
"I may be her father,
but when I grow up,
354
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,914
"I want to be just Iike her,
except stiII a dude!"
355
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,085
Oh, Dad, this is so sweet.
356
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,504
But l've learned
one little paper
357
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,589
can't make
a difference in this world.
358
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,677
"The Barney BugIe"?
359
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,887
Lisa, you've made me realize
360
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,807
the importance of
free and independent media.
361
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,892
So l printed my own paper!
362
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,062
Although, it's mostly culled
from wire services.
363
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,146
(BELCHES)
364
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,774
Hey, who wants a copy of
The Lenny Saver?
365
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,401
You have a newspaper, too?
366
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,529
Well, l was reading
in The Homer Times
about what you did for us.
367
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,866
And l got to thinking
maybe l should start
asking my own questions.
368
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,368
You know, find out
the truth about things.
369
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,414
lt had to be told.
370
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,541
Check out
The Willie World News.
371
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,003
l reviewed the new tractors.
They're all shite!
372
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:17,048
See, Lisa?
lnstead of one big shot
controlling all the media,
373
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,636
now there's a thousand freaks
xeroxing their
worthless opinions.
374
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,471
l couldn't be prouder.
375
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,850
Are you a Patty or a Selma?
Take our quiz.
376
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,686
Well, blow me down.
l'm a Selma.
377
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,940
Well, l guess it's impossible
to control all the media.
378
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,861
Unless of course
you're Rupert Murdoch.
He is one beautiful man.
379
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,821
l couldn't agree more.
380
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:45,869
Smithers, l'm a proud fellow,
and it's not easy
for me to admit defeat.
381
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,538
But l know just the thing
to make me feel better.
382
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,623
Shopping.
383
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,207
(JOYFUL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
384
00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,609
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