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(SlNGlNG) The Simpsons
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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D'oh !
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(SCREAMlNG)
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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(MlCROWAVE DlNGS)
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How's the ice cream, kids?
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BOTH: Great!
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Who's ready for a kitten?
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l am !
Make mine calico!
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Here you go.
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(MEWlNG)
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This whole morning
has been wonderful. . .
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(KlTTEN PURRlNG)
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Too wonderful.
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You're right. This is it!
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They're selling us to be
crash test dummies.
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Oh, please let it be Volvo.
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Oh, you children
are too suspicious.
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(QUlETLY) lt's go time.
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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lt's shot day!
(ALL SHRlEKlNG)
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Welcome to Hell. . .man
Avenue Medical Plaza.
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(WHlMPERlNG)
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Children,
you should be grateful
you live in a country
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where childhood diseases
have been practically. . .
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Karate!
Ow!
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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(GRUNTS)
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Bart! That hobo skeleton
is not a toy!
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This is ridiculous.
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Only babies and ex-junkies
are afraid of needles.
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Stick me, Chuckles!
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(WHlMPERlNG)
Can l have a lollipop?
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Well, that just leaves Bart.
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Don't forget Maggie.
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Oh, l got her when
your heads were turned.
Got her good !
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Now, Bart,
just look out the window.
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lt'll take your
mind off the pain.
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And when you're done,
l've got more lollies.
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No, thanks.
l already helped myself.
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See you later, inoculator.
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(CAR SPEEDlNG AWAY)
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He can run, but nobody
escapes the needle.
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Charlene,
cancel all my appointments.
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But, l need that kidney now.
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(SlNGlNG) One way or another
I'm gonna find ya
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I'm gonna getcha
getcha getcha getcha
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One way or another
I'm gonna win ya
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I'm gonna getcha
getcha getcha getcha
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One way or another
I'm gonna see ya
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I'm gonna meetcha
meetcha meetcha meetcha
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One day, maybe next week
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I'm gonna meetcha,
I'm gonna meetcha
l'll meetcha
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Black-on-black
violence must end.
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That was for Dr. King.
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Don't feel bad, Doc.
l won't even let my
mom clip my toenails.
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(LAUGHS MlSCHlEVOUSLY)
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BARNEY: l guess
you're just too
smart for me, Bart.
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What?
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Ha-ha!
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Huh?
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(STRUGGLlNG)
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Thanks, Barney.
Moe, we won't need you now.
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Oh.
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Okay. Well,
l really enjoyed being you,
Dr. Hibbert.
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Oh, by the way,
you're not welcome in
the library no more.
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l'm sorry.
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Now, that wasn't so bad,
was it, Bart?
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You know
sometimes the fear of. . .
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(STATlC CRACKLlNG)
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Whoa. Something's wrong !
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l can't hear!
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Doctor, perform a diagnosis!
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Hmm. . .
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l'm afraid the inoculation
has swollen his
ear holes shut.
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Maybe this
would be a good time
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to talk about
the side effects.
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The boy's hearing
should clear up in a day.
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lf it doesn't,
call me in the Bahamas.
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For now,
he can express himself
with this complimentary pen.
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Cool.
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Oh, it's a good pen.
Try it out.
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All right.
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That was
a malpractice waiver, fool !
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Ha-ha!
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(AlR HORN BLOWlNG)
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Stop it, Homer!
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Oh. . .
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Gimme your wallet, kid !
We're gonna identity theft
your ass.
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(STATlC CRACKLlNG)
(lNAUDlBLE)
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He's just standing
his ground !
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He knows that deep down,
all bullies are cowards!
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We're undone!
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(ALL EXCLAlMlNG lN FEAR)
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l know what
you're hiding, lad.
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Willie's been deaf
since the boiler
explosion of '88.
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But l taught
myself to read lips.
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Morning, Willie!
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What did you say
about me mother?
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For your information,
her feet stink
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because she works
in manure all day!
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But it's still
the best damn
Starbucks in Glasgow!
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Bart, pass the ketchup.
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(YELLlNG) Bart,
pass the ketchup!
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Dad, he's deaf.
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Oh, sorry, right.
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Bart, pass the corn !
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(YELLlNG)
Bart, pass the corn !
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(SlGHS)
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l think you should stay home
from school tomorrow.
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But, Mom, tomorrow's
the big donkey
basketball game.
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The kids are gonna
play the teachers!
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Donkey basketball?
Now l've heard everything,
unlike you !
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(LAUGHlNG)
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Oh. . .
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Everyone remember that
for when his
hearing comes back.
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Swish !
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(CROWD LAUGHlNG)
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WeIcome, everyone,
to the AnnuaI Donkey
Basketball Classic.
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l'm sure that "mule"
enjoy it.
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Hmm. Tough crowd.
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WouId everyone just rise
for our national anthem?
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(BAND PLAYlNG NATlONAL ANTHEM)
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Hey, donkey, want a carrot?
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Psych ! (LAUGHS)
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Good Lord !
Bart's mooning the flag !
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Don't look, Buttermilk!
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(CROWD JEERlNG)
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How dare he?
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That's the flag
my grandpappy
rebelled against!
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When you insult the flag,
you insult my flag tattoo!
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Uh-oh.
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(MUTTERlNG NERVOUSLY)
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(DONKEY BRAYlNG)
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What did you say
about my mother!
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(YELLlNG)
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You'll fry up
nice tonight!
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Your child's
behavior appalls me
not just as a principal,
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but as a veteran of
America's only losing war.
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To date!
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l swear, Bart didn't know
what he was doing.
He was deaf.
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Oh, sure, Marge.
Just like Blind Bart,
Wheelchair Bart,
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Pregnant Bart,
and my personal favorite,
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Railroad
Spike-Through-Head Bart.
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(LAUGHlNG)
Kids love trains.
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Hey, fellas,
my hearing's back.
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Congratulations, traitor!
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Thank you. And let me say
l missed your sweet,
sweet voices.
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Cram it, lraqi !
(GRUNTS)
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Why'd you dis the flag?
lt partied on the moon !
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Weren't we afraid of him
just a few days ago?
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We're complex.
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All right,
who can take a story
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and blow it way
out of proportion?
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l'm your man, boss!
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l want you to
over-hype this story
so much,
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it makes the New York Post
look like The New York Times.
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Or The New York Times
look like the New York Post.
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l forget which one
the good one is.
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l did not come to
this country illegally
to see it mocked.
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There's the boy
who bared his bottom
to Old Glory
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and the family
that applauds
his every moonery!
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They hate our country
but they love our
soapy water.
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Huh?
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Hey, Benedict Arnold,
our cups don't want
your colorful balls!
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No one calls me unpatriotic!
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(EXCLAlMS) Uh-oh.
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(GROANS NERVOUSLY)
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Hey, guys!
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Oh, cold shoulder, huh?
Well, l'll just talk
to myself.
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"Hey, how you doing, Homer?"
"Oh, not too bad.
How about you?"
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"Oh, l'm fine.
Your wife was great
in bed last night."
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"You keep your
hands off my wife!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well,
l give her what she needs.
And she like. . ."
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(CHOKlNG)
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"Homer, stop it!"
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Homer! This bar's
only for real Americans
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and people on
permanent visas like me.
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What? What are
you all looking at?
l'm Dutch.
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Ah, forget all of you.
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(CLOMPlNG)
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l'm leaving, too.
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l'm gonna go listen to
the President's
weekly radio address.
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And not the rebuttal.
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Goodbye, Homer.
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l can't get drunk
and vomit next to a guy
l don't respect.
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(SOBBlNG) Even my
best friends have left me.
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l'm all alone!
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LlSA: We've become pariahs!
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ln the last two hours,
l've gotten 1 000 hate spams.
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(RlNGlNG)
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Y'ello?
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Appear on your TV show?
Tell our side of the story?
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You'll see us there?
Goodbye? Dial tone?
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MARGE:
lf there's one way to get
the truth out,
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it's on a cable
news channel.
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When we explain
our side of the story,
the hate calls will end.
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l won't have to hear
"Suck my such and such"
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or "hell this"
and "bitch that."
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We get it, Mom !
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Oh, no, no, let her finish.
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Look, what should l say
to make people not hate me?
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Son, l've learned
one thing in this life.
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To stay out of trouble
just say nothing.
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Don't rock the boat.
Don't even get in the boat!
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Just buy some ice cream
and walk around the pier.
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But don't go
in the bathrooms,
they're filthy.
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Dad,
l am going on a talk show,
l have to say something.
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Talk about boats.
Then, when he asks you
if you hate this country,
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you just start crying
and pretend you don't.
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But l don't hate
this country.
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There, there.
Save your lies for
the American public.
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l'm Nash Castor
and it's time to butt heads!
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Bart Simpson,
what do you hate most
about this country?
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ls it the freedom?
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Nash, l've realized
something.
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l'm the worst kid
in the world
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and the last thing
l deserve is forgiveness.
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But with
a little help from Jesus
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and our fighting
men and women overseas. . .
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All right.
So if l hear you correctly,
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you're saying America
is better than Jesus.
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Do you agree?
Before he can answer, do you?
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Well, America's not perfect.
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So America isn't perfect.
ls that why you
and your son hate us?
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lf by "us" you mean
loud mouth talk show hosts,
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which everyone seems to be
in this country,
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then, yes,
l do hate Americans.
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(GASPS) What did she say?
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Well, Marge, l'm surprised
you haven't been
run out of town.
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l'll have you know
l am very well-liked
in Springfield !
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Well, there you have it.
Springfield hates America.
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Now coming up
after this commercial, l will
be talking even louder!
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Don't miss it!
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AII over the country tonight,
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patriotic Americans
are denouncing Springfield
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and its officiaI spokesmen,
the Simpsons.
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I decIare today,
December 25th,
We Hate Springfield Day.
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(ALL CHEERlNG)
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TOM: Overseas,
the reaction tonight
is decidedIy different.
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Simpsons be praised!
Praise be to Springfield!
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(ULULATlNG)
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But not everyone is
uIuIating tonight.
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The President announced today
he is pointing warheads at...
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Turn that off.
This could destroy our town.
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00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,323
Look what happened to
Hitler City, North Carolina.
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lf they hadn't
changed their name
to Charlotte, they'd be sunk.
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00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,870
Sir, conventions are
pulling out of Springfield
left and right.
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The Paprika Festival,
Bandana Days!
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00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,917
Sir, we just lost
the Adult Video Awards.
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Not the Boneys!
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l am honored to announce
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that we are changing
the name of our town
to Libertyville!
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"$1 7.76"?
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l can't afford to sell
a West Side home for that!
258
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,144
But what a fantastical year
for pizza by the slice!
259
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,353
(HUMMlNG)
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00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:57,192
(SlNGlNG)
Charge a-money for a pizza
Buy myseIf a big-a new car
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l'm as patriotic
as the next person,
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but changing
the traffic lights
to red, white, and blue
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just seems dangerous.
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Come on, kid, go!
You got the red !
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TEENAGER: Oh, no!
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Okay, Mr. Teeny,
before the cops come,
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swallow all
these illegal pills,
then run to the vet.
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(TEENY CHATTERlNG)
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(MUTTERlNG)
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"Homeland Noodles
with Uncle Sam Balls."
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Apu, aren't you going
a bit overboard
with the patriotism?
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l don't think so.
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lt is a heartfelt
expression of my true desire
to protect my mahogany noggin.
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Uh-oh. Poonam and Uma
are fighting.
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No, no.
Those are their
pre-witch hunt names.
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Their new names
are Freedom, Lincoln,
Condoleezza, Coke, Pepsi,
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Manifest Destiny,
Apple Pie and Superman.
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And together,
we are the MacGillicuddys.
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(ORGAN MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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Lord, give us the courage
to worship the American flag,
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be it on a car, a belt buckle,
or on your holy person.
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BART: Ay, caramba!
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00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,760
l'd like to say
something about
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the current climate
of repression and fear.
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Oh, put a cork in it.
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Sit down, Saddam !
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"Congress shall make no law
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"abridging
the freedom of speech
or of the press."
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That's from
the First Amendment
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to the Constitution.
Thank you.
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Thank you, Lisa.
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l'm sure your opinion
will not go unnoticed.
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00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,282
(HELlCOPTER WHlRRlNG)
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00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,035
(GUNS COCKlNG)
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Simpsons, you are
under arrest
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for the violation of the
Government Knows Best Act.
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00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,875
Martha, play something
to lighten the mood.
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00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,754
(PLAYlNG TAKE ME OUT
TO THE BALL GAME)
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00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,469
(SlNGlNG) Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks
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l don't care...
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Ow!
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00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,312
l can't believe
they put us in jail !
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lt's not a jail.
lt's a reeducation center.
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00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,150
Well, where do you
think we are?
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00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,820
Well, let's see.
After they blindfolded us,
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it was left-right-left,
then a three-hour plane ride.
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00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,121
Do you get time off
for snitching on
your cellmates?
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00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:19,251
You were right, Homie.
We shouldn't have
rocked the boat.
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Then none of this
would have ever happened.
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Well, we're not the only ones
to be unjustly imprisoned.
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00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,091
Check out all
the left-wing celebrities.
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Elmo go to wrong fundraiser.
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00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,100
Bill Clinton?
What are you doing here?
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00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,436
l called the Republican
tax cuts unwise.
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And l stand by it.
They're unwise.
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00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,523
I want my Washington Post!
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Here's your Washington Post!
You like that, Clinton?
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You traitors pipe down !
You're all here
because you hate freedom !
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l'm here because
l said imported wines
are better than Napa Valley!
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Yeah? Well, why don't you
take a "napa"?
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00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,286
(GRUNTS)
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My only crime was driving
a truck full of explosives
in from Canada.
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Oh. . . l don't know
why they put
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the real ones in
with the joke ones.
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00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,255
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,801
(FLUTE PLAYlNG)
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00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,346
Hello,
l'm the U. S. Constitution.
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And I'm over 200 years oId.
But I'm feeIing fine.
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00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:21,563
I wish I couId say the same
for my crazy cousin,
Bill O'Rights.
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(SLURRlNG)
What did l do?
What did l do?
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00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,902
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
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00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,573
Lisa, that's not funny.
You believe in
the Bill of Rights.
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l don't know whether
it's the lack of sleep,
the sodium pentothal,
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or that it's
the only cartoon l've seen
in two months.
335
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,707
But this is what
l believe in now.
336
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,626
Oh, Homer, we've gotta
get out of here.
337
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,503
Yeah, yeah. Next commercial.
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00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,921
l know a way out.
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00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,089
Who are you?
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00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,843
l'm the last
registered Democrat.
Tax and spend ! Tax and spend !
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00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,428
(LAUGHS CRAZlLY)
342
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,764
Now, if you want to escape,
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00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,101
you can do it during
the prison talent show
tomorrow night.
344
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:02,062
l don't want to be
in any stupid talent show.
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00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,147
Not without my
Tennessee walking horses.
346
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,859
Well, you got no choice.
lt's the only way
you'll achieve your goal.
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00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,236
Goal !
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00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,489
Sweet, sweet goal !
349
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:18,745
Ninety-seven, 98, 99, 1 00!
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00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,872
(CHEERlNG)
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00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836
Thank you. Vote for me
for best in show.
352
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,339
You guys are on
after Al Franken.
353
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,300
So the guards
would have used up
most of their bullets.
354
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,636
Make your break at
the end of your act.
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00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,015
Now, people have
accused this family
of not loving our country,
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00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,978
but you can't spell
USA without "us," hey?
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00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,480
(ORCHESTRAL MUSlC STARTlNG)
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(SlNGlNG) Oh, beautifuI
for spacious skies
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00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:55,907
For amber waves of grain
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00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,286
(FAST MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,999
Fifty stars and 1 3 stripes
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Okay, kids,
show off your pipes
363
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,589
Americans are
brave and IoyaI
364
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,633
So come on jerks,
give us your oiI
365
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,762
My card here says ACLU
366
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,557
Now look what
I'm going to do
367
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,688
To Iove our country
is no chore
368
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,983
Wait right here
for our encore
369
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,572
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
370
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,784
We mean it, don't move!
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00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,243
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
372
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,579
They've escaped !
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00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,582
Okay, kids,
show off your pipes
374
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,627
Dad, why are
you still singing
that stupid song?
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00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,588
Because if they catch us,
we may have to do it again.
376
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,548
And this time
l want it tight.
377
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,134
D'oh !
378
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,513
What genius put a prison
on the middle of an island?
379
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,515
Does everyone remember
their swimming lessons?
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00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,599
Yes.
Yes.
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00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,100
No.
Great. Dive in !
382
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,397
(COCKS GUN)
383
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,192
Hold your fire.
That walrus will eat them.
384
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,443
No, that's the dad.
385
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,653
But he's eating a seal.
386
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,699
Swim toward San Francisco!
387
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,328
l'm not made of money!
We'll swim to Oakland.
388
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,579
(FOGHORN BLOWlNG)
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00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,914
There's a ship! We're saved !
390
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, what's the use?
391
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,168
Even if they pick us up,
we'll go back to jail
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00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,128
because they think
we hate America.
393
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,465
l don't want to
end up like Elmo,
hanging himself in prison.
394
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,719
Mes amis,
we hate America, too!
395
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,346
Come to France
396
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,767
and we shall mock the country
that saved us
twice from the Germans!
397
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,562
l've always
wanted to go to France.
398
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,314
Your women don't age.
Like Catherine Deneuve.
399
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,317
Eh, you wait till
you see her up close,
then you tell me.
400
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,364
Maman,
please pass the baguette.
401
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,075
The food is so
delicious here.
402
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,452
And these Chanel suits
are five for a dollar.
403
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,788
l'm using
a jacket as a napkin !
404
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:13,253
And here no one
calls me a fat jerk!
l'm a gourmand !
405
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,633
And yet l miss America.
406
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,427
l miss America, too.
407
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,555
The United States
has its grandeur
and its follies,
408
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,308
but mostly,
it's the place
where all our stuff is.
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00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,270
l wish we could go back.
But l don't think
we're welcome there.
410
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:34,399
No, Marge,
there's one group that's
always welcome in America,
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00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,359
immigrants without lDs!
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00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,819
(SHlP'S HORN BLASTlNG)
413
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,031
Well, kids,
this is the first chapter
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00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,909
of our brand new
lives in America.
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00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,243
Name?
Simpson.
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00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,745
From now on,
you're the Simps.
417
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,121
That'll save time.
418
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,332
Now kids, it'll take us
a while to assimilate.
419
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:54,669
l'll start out as a cop,
and with time,
become a dirty cop.
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00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,089
l think l'm going
to like this America.
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00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,843
(SlNGlNG)
Everywhere around the worId
422
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,846
They're coming to America
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00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,184
Every time
that fIag's unfurIed
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00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,604
They're coming to America
425
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,358
Got a dream
to take them there
426
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,236
They're coming to America
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00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,525
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