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(SlNGlNG) The Simpsons
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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D'oh !
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(SCREAMlNG)
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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(LAUGHlNG)
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Where are your clothes
for the gentleman
who is big and fat?
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The basement, sir.
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Woo-hoo!
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Homer, before you get
anywhere near the escalator,
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you've gotta tie those shoes.
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Homer!
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Ow!
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So many shoppers!
Damn this. . . Ow!
Resilient economy!
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(SCREAMS lN PAlN)
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(SlGHS)
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(LlSA GROANS)
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This is our
Little Hooker line.
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All the girls your
age are wearing it,
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except the freakishly
unpopular.
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But l'm eight
years old !
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So is your look.
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Are you aware that
you've exposed your skin
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to a whole host of
airborne de-beautifiers?
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No.
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This dermal magnifier
will show the extent
of the damage.
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLlNG)
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(SCREAMS)
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He's eating my beauty!
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Mmm-hmm.
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Skin mites love
the taste of beauty.
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Try this
rejuvenating lotion.
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lt contains over
60 ingredients.
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Ooh !
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(MOANlNG)
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l hope he didn't
have children.
Did he have children?
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Millions of them !
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(GRUMBLES)
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(HOMER HUMMlNG)
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Sir, other customers need
to use that dressing room.
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Dressing room?
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Uh-oh.
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Edna, we don't
need wedding china.
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The dishes mother won
on Let's Make a DeaI
are holding up nicely.
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Seymour, if we register
for these dishes,
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our wedding guests
will buy them for us.
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And l suppose
those wedding guests
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will also pay for
dishwashing liquid,
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heated water
and two-sided sponges?
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(SCOFFS)
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Silent anger,
the cornerstone of
a successful marriage.
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(HUMMlNG)
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Cool. Guns.
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Die, happy couples.
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(lMlTATES GUN FlRlNG)
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That's not a toy, son.
lt's a barcode reader.
lt registers wedding gifts.
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Bull-honky.
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No. Not bull-honky.
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A couple uses the gun
to select gifts they want
for their wedding.
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BART: Wow.
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lf you'll excuse me,
l'm going to the employee
lounge to finish my Shasta.
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Hmm. . .
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"Name of groom,"
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Bart Simpson.
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"Name of bride,"
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Lotta Cooties.
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(LAUGHlNG MALlClOUSLY)
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(BEEPS)
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(WHITE WEDDING PLAYING)
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It's a nice day
for a white wedding
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It's a nice day
to start again
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(LAUGHlNG MlSCHlEVOUSLY)
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(MUSlC STOPS)
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A fake wedding?
That's what
l call chutzpah !
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Yeah. l'm gonna
scam this town out of
so many presents.
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And what l don't use,
l'm gonna return
for store credit!
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(SlNGlNG)
Store credit, store credit,
store credit
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(SlGHlNG)
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Another employee
family wedding.
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What's the traditional
peasant gift in these parts?
A milking cow?
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Actually, silverware
is all that's left
on the registry.
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l'll see if Lenny
wants to go in on a spoon.
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Remember, if anyone asks,
you're my niece
from out of town.
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l am your niece,
Uncle Joe.
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Good Lord, l'm an abomination !
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(LAUGHlNG MlSCHlEVOUSLY)
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This prank is my
Sgt. Pepper's.
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l see neither blushing bride
nor ardent swain !
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There is no wedding here!
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(ALL GRUMBLlNG)
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Oh, my God !
We're sealed in !
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Nobody breathe my air!
Get your own !
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(BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)
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Why you selfish little maggot,
l'll suck your lungs dry!
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Knock it off!
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(ALL BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)
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MAN: Okay. . .
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(ALL FAlNTlNG)
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Yes! (CHUCKLES)
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So, you thought you'd
pull a fake wedding, eh?
You're under arrest.
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Come on, Chief.
lt was just a prank.
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Would some flatware
make things right?
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Um, what does it say
on my badge?
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(READlNG)
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Let's go.
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(BART SlGHS)
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Bart, the record
of your mischief
is staggering.
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Just look at this file.
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That doesn't
look so big.
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These are directions
to the facility
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where Bart's criminal record
occupies three full
storage lockers.
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Six feet by eight?
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Six by 1 4!
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(ALL GASP)
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Bart Simpson,
l hereby sentence
you to six months
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at the Springfield Juvenile
Correctional Facility.
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Juvie? Please, Judge.
You can't! l'll do anything.
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l'll squeal on my dad.
He's been up to bad things.
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Crap you've never
even thought of.
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We've already got
an informer working
deep cover on your dad.
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One he'll never suspect.
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ls it Lenny?
Damn it!
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l mean, no.
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, take that kid away.
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No! You're not gonna
take my baby to jail !
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(STRUGGLlNG)
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All right, boys.
She's not letting go.
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Make the switch.
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(RALPH HUMMlNG)
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(MARGE SOBBlNG)
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Your eyes need diapers.
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Your eyes need. . .
That's good, Ralphie.
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One slingshot,
one pack of cards,
baseball, one doodle.
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(READlNG)
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One harmonica.
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Perfect mood setter
for the end of your freedom.
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(PLAYS HARMONlCA)
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Lessons by mail, worthwhile.
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(SOBBlNG)
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My baby boy is in jail.
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l'm the worst
mom in the world.
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lt's not all your fault.
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All these years,
l watched you turn our
son into a time bomb,
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and yet l did nothing.
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So in a way,
l too am a victim. . .
Of you.
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You're a great mom.
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You were always there
for Bart with love
and support.
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His acting out
was probably caused
by negative reinforcement.
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Oh, l get it.
Blame the strangler!
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(SCOFFlNG)
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(SCOFFS)
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Just because you've
done time at juvie,
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doesn't mean the world
has given up on you.
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See for yourself
the exciting careers
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that wait for you
upon your release.
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(ALL GASP)
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These are all fast food jobs.
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Ex-cons are a godsend
to employers like me.
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lf you ask for a raise,
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l just call your
parole officer,
and back in the can you go!
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(LAUGHlNG)
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(THE lTCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW
THEME PLAYlNG)
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ALL: Yay!
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(SlGHS) Cartoons.
America's only
native art form.
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l don't count jazz
'cause it sucks.
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Freedom !
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Bloodshed !
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l declare an end
to the spectacular
3-D blood and gore!
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ALL: Yay!
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They cut all
the good parts!
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l've lost
everything l loved.
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(GRUNTlNG)
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Okay. lf l use my head,
l can keep out of trouble.
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l better stay
out of the sandbox.
l could be buried alive.
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Maybe the slide.
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Don't forget to
buy your photos!
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l'll just hang out
next to the girls' juvie.
Hello, ladies.
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l'm Gina.
You touch my fence again,
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and your puberty's
gonna be very boring.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL LAUGHlNG)
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God, l hate this place.
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lt's nothing like
the brochure.
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lt's horrible in here.
The boys beat me up.
The girls beat me up.
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Now, sweetie,
you shouldn't hang around
with people who beat you.
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They're not true friends.
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Time's up!
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My poor boy is
miserable in here.
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There has to be something
l can do to help him.
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Oh. . .
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lnteresting.
Marge, what does
that sign say?
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So, why do you want
to be a guard here?
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l believe that
children are the future.
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Unless we stop them now!
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Welcome aboard.
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This end's for beatin'.
This end's for holdin'.
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Ah. When does
training start?
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lt just finished.
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BOY: Catch !
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Jump!
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BART: That's my doll !
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(GRUNTS)
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Keep away! Keep away!
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HOMER: Put that sissy down !
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lf you're gonna
pick on someone,
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why don't you pick on
someone much bigger
than you with a gun?
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Dad?
That's right.
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l got a job here,
so l can watch over you
like a mother hen.
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His dad's a screw!
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l sure am.
Here you go, Son.
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l brought you a lollipop
from the guards' lounge.
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Not so tough now, huh?
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HOMER: Yeah.
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(BUZZlNG)
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Well, that's the end
of my shift. See you Monday.
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Wait. Monday's
Martin Luther King Day.
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Well, l'll see you
when l see you.
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Love you !
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(LAUGHlNG NERVOUSLY)
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This lollipop's
really for everybody.
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Studies show the part
of the brain that
remembers dance steps
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is also the anger center.
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So juveniles who
know how to fox-trot
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are 1 0% less likely
to commit a double homicide.
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Who conducted this study?
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The institute of
shut-your-fat-face!
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Now, pair up.
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He's mine.
Him?
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Why?
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l like 'em small
and bug-eyed.
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You two will dance,
and you'll like it.
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Then you'll have punch,
and you'll drink it.
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Then your eyes will meet,
and it will be awkward.
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So help me, God !
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(COCKS GUN)
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(SLOW MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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Okay, here's my rules.
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Hands at 1 0 and two,
no eye contact
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and l don't want to
hear how pretty l look.
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Don't worry.
You won't. D'oh !
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(GRUNTlNG)
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We're gettin' outta here.
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Whoa!
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(ALL GASP)
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They're escaping !
Seal the perimeter!
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l'm on it!
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Can't you go any faster?
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l can close it faster
or l can close it right.
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Can't you do both?
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Talk to the union.
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(SlREN BLARlNG)
253
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,676
l'm getting out in two weeks.
Why would l want to
break out with you?
254
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,347
(SWOONlNG)
Well, you do look
pretty in the moonlight.
255
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,599
(GRUNTS)
256
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,935
(DOGS BARKlNG)
257
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,896
Hey, guard !
258
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,814
Help! Help!
259
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:37,691
(MUMBLlNG)
260
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,319
Guess where
the next one's going.
261
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,737
Up my butt?
262
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,666
Why did you kiss me?
Are you looking
to do the Bartman?
263
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,503
Hey, l'm only sticking
with you till l get
these chains off.
264
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,339
And if we get caught,
l'm telling them
this was your idea.
265
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,924
Yeah. Why would
they believe you?
266
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,967
Because l can do this.
267
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,427
(SOBBlNG)
268
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,638
That mean boy,
269
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,058
he dragged me
out of the dance.
270
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,687
l didn't want to go,
but he was too strong !
271
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,564
But you got 20 pounds on me.
272
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,567
And then, he said l was fat!
273
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,320
Oh, l am screwed.
274
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,489
You bet you are.
275
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,200
Now as long as we're together,
l expect you to be a man.
276
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,952
But l have
to wizzle.
Fine.
277
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,412
(GRUNTS)
l miss prison.
278
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,209
I am not chipping
in on a birthday cake
for that jackass, Arnie Pye.
279
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,460
Let him eat...
280
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,005
This is Kent Brockman
live at Springfield
Juvenile Hall,
281
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,840
the scene of
a daring escape
282
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,218
by inmates Bart Simpson
and Gina Vendetti.
283
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,344
(ALL GASP)
284
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:51,557
To understand
the mind-set of the escapees,
we've brought in an expert,
285
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,184
former under-aged
offender, Snake.
286
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,729
If they're smart, Kent,
they'II stay off
the main roads.
287
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,439
It's aII here in my book,
288
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,776
Ten Habits of
Highly Successful Criminals.
289
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,071
AII right,
I pIugged your book.
Now, put down the gun.
290
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,240
Tell them l'll be
on Conan Thursday
291
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,492
with Heather Locklear
and Third Eye BIind.
292
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,996
Why would Bart escape
if he's gonna be
released in two weeks?
293
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,207
You just don't
understand boys.
294
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,167
He's stupid !
295
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,045
But he won't know
where to go
or what to eat!
296
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,840
Relax. What's the worst
that could happen?
297
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,928
You shall marry my daughter,
Moonhilda.
298
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:33,682
l can't wait to lay
my eggs in his brain.
299
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:38,770
No son of mine will be
marched down the aisle
at the barrel of a ray gun !
300
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,606
Let's go!
(DOOR SLAMS)
301
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,192
So why'd they
send you to juvie?
302
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,028
Shoplift a scrunchie?
Get bent.
303
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,864
l pushed Snow White
over the parapet
at Disneyland.
304
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,033
BART: Oh, man.
305
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,410
Did she live?
Yeah.
306
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,703
But it's not a good life.
307
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,415
Gina, before we get
any closer,
308
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,792
there's something
you need to know about me.
309
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,711
l think girls
are icky pants.
310
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,047
lt took a lot of
courage to say that.
311
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,174
Courage l'm gonna
pinch outta you.
312
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,009
(GlGGLlNG)
313
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,140
Say, Cletus,
have you seen a couple
of kids go by?
314
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:19,269
l don't have such
a good memory since
l drank my thermometer.
315
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,147
But l whittles what l sees.
316
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,774
(BANJO MUSlC PLAYlNG)
317
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,068
ls this them?
318
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,695
lt sure is.
We're on the right track.
319
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,656
What are you making now?
320
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,575
Oh, sometimes
l whittles the future.
321
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,538
Hmm. . .
322
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,667
Great. l can get
these handcuffs off before
323
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,627
l get a full-blown
case of the cooties.
324
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,629
Bart, l can't believe
you don't know this,
325
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,673
but there's no
such thing as cooties,
326
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,551
cootie shots,
cootie force fields
or cootie insurance.
327
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,929
But State Farm
took my money.
328
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,348
When we split up,
where are you gonna go?
329
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,684
Don't worry.
My family will hide me
until the heat's off.
330
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,477
Wow. Your parents are cool.
331
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,941
Oh, man.
There's a line.
332
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,780
You keep your ink
hole shut about this.
333
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,427
We're free! We're free!
334
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,388
Bart, l'm gonna
miss you so much.
335
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,182
Hey, the next time
my mom asks me to help
around the house,
336
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,101
l could come live
with your family.
337
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,477
(GRUNTS)
338
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,563
Don't get fresh
with me, jerk!
339
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,486
Take it from a blacksmith,
that girl's trouble.
340
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,907
That girl's nuts.
First she likes me,
then she hates me.
341
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,243
l've already forgotten
how ugly she is.
342
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
l'd better eyeball
that ape one more time.
343
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,666
(SCREAMlNG lN PAlN)
344
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,376
(GASPS)
345
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,544
CLANCY: God !
346
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,628
(SOBBlNG)
347
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,089
What's up?
Don't you want to get back
348
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,632
to that awesome
family of yours?
349
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,595
What are you crying about?
350
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,096
How cool they are?
351
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,686
Oh. l know
you're sad now.
352
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,064
But surely your
incredible family
will cheer you up.
353
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,608
(CONTlNUES SOBBlNG)
354
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,613
Wait. Do you even
have a family?
355
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:38,700
No, l don't!
They're imaginary,
like your brain !
356
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,869
l understand.
357
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,038
You don't
understand anything !
358
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,998
(GRUNTlNG)
359
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,876
You're such a psycho!
360
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,419
Mama's boy!
361
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,046
Future skank!
362
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,297
Family guy!
363
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,968
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Punch 'n' Juvie.
364
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,596
Plant the evidence
on 'em, boys.
365
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,223
Chief, we don't have to.
366
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,557
These ones are
actually guilty.
367
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,642
Super.
368
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,310
Makes our job
that much easier.
369
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,691
Oh, Bart, my troubled
little lamb.
370
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,486
You'll be in jail
for so long.
371
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,490
But l'll keep your room
just the way it was,
a pigsty.
372
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,827
Son, l want you to know
no matter what anyone says,
373
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,579
there's no shame
in being caught alive.
374
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,166
Take a good long look
at the innocent love
in your son's eyes.
375
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,378
Because when he
gets out of prison,
it'll be gone forever.
376
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,839
He will have
a great bod though.
377
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,925
And a couple of
those teardrop tattoos.
Those are cool.
378
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,095
There's something l
have to tell you guys.
379
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,889
Now, look, my fly
is down because
it's broken, okay?
380
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,100
No. lt's something else.
381
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,355
Bart, she took all
the responsibility
for the escape.
382
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,481
You're free to go.
383
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,233
But the kid's still got time
on his sentence, Chief.
384
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:56,194
Look, if you all
want to squeeze into
the backseat, fine.
385
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,529
With my box kite.
386
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,822
Oh, forget it.
387
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,546
Welcome back, Gina.
l got a few new
cellmates for you.
388
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,381
That's cool.
389
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,050
l wouldn't feel right
going to the bathroom
with no one watching.
390
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,262
(GASPS)
391
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,267
l thought you might want
to have a nice family dinner.
392
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,978
We're having
"Make Your Own Taco" night.
393
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:34,733
Gina, thanks for showing us
the meaning of Christmas.
394
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,278
And thanks for showing
my brother that girls
can be cool.
395
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,821
Who is this nerd?
396
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,323
Taco, please.
397
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,659
Well, my shift's over.
398
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:49,164
l guess it's back to
my bachelor apartment,
make a tuna sandwich,
399
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,959
turn on WiII & Grace
and cry myself to sleep.
400
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,462
(MARGE SlGHS)
401
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,339
Would you like to join us?
402
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,674
Didn't you hear me?
l've got an evening planned !
403
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,397
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