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(SlNGlNG) The Simpsons
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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D'oh !
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(SCREAMlNG)
(BRAKES SCREECHlNG)
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Bart, l got it!
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l ran here as fast as l. . .
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Bart, that creepy kid
is here.
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(VULTURES CAWlNG)
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Hey, Milhouse!
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Oh, what's this?
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(READlNG)
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Oh, wow! This'll look
great on my bike.
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Flame decal for
the chain guard,
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Marine Corps tassels,
bullet-proof seat,
and a rub-on tattoo
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for that special someone.
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That's me.
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(READlNG)
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Oh !
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MAN: (SlNGlNG) Why don't you
come with me, IittIe girI
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On a magic carpet ride
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Now to turn on
the moto-mimic.
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(BlKE MlMlCS
MOTORCYCLE ENGlNE)
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lt sounds like
a motorcycle gang.
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And we don't have backup!
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We'd better lay low.
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But Chief,
what if they like pizza?
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Way ahead of you, Lou.
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That is one bitchin' bike.
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Daddy said a cuss word !
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Lighten up, Roddy.
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NELSON: Ha-ha!
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lt's the baby bike brigade.
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Hey, Bart. l used to
have a bike like that.
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Back before l was born.
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Oh, no.
They've got big boy bikes.
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Thanks for the tassels.
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My mom can wear these
on her boobs at work.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, give those back!
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Gentlemen, first gear.
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(GROANlNG)
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Oh, man, l sure wish
l had a ten-speed bike.
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A ten-speed bike?
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What did your mother say?
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She said, "Yes."
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MARGE: l said no!
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l'm confused. Which is it?
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MARGE: lt's no!
His old bike is fine.
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Yeah,
the kitchen lady's right.
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No new bike while
your old one still works.
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l see. So if my
old bike didn't work,
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l would automatically
get a new one?
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That's right.
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No questions asked.
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(LAUGHS)
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Boy, l'm really
gonna miss you.
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We've really
had some great. . .
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Ooh ! A Mercedes!
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DR. HlBBERT:
What the Halle Berry?
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Yes!
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(GASPS) My bike!
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My crappy, crappy bike!
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l'm very sorry, Bart.
l'll pay for a new bike.
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(LAUGHS)
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This was a wakeup call.
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From now on,
l'll keep my eyes
on the road
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and off my Kool &
the Gang air freshener.
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Celebration's over, boys.
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(CAT SCREECHlNG)
(THUD)
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(GASPS)
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Snowball !
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(SOBBlNG)
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Snowball ll,
l can't believe you're gone.
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l wrote this poem for you.
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lt's called "Cat Math."
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"Four paws, plus one tail,
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"plus nine lives
equals one special cat.
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"One special cat
minus nine lives equals
one sad little girl."
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l know how you feel, Lise.
No kid wants to
outlive their pet.
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Oh, sweetie,
when l was your age,
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l lost my
guinea pig, Cinnamon.
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And l thought the pain
would never. . . (GASPS)
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Oh, Cinnamon !
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lt should've been me
who chewed through
that extension cord !
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There, there,
you're both right.
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Son, would you like to ride
your new bike
out of the store?
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Can l? For true?
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For true, Son.
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Hey, pally. l don't want to
downshift your enthusiasm
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but that's a floor model.
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Your bike is in here.
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l could put it
together right now
for a small assembly fee.
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Here we go.
Now it starts
with the fees.
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l'll assemble it myself.
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Dad, no! Think of the bike!
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l can make a bike.
l made you.
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Yeah, great workmanship.
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Hey, that's gonna win you
a lot of bar bets someday.
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Man, this is so confusing.
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What the hell is this? Oh !
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(GASPS)
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Bike's over there.
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You actually did it.
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You're the coolest, Dad.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Look what my dad
just built for me.
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ALL: Whoa!
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Hey, guys.
This butt's for you.
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Oh, no!
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No one does this to Dolph !
No one!
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh-oh ! Whoa!
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l'm riding a unicycle
with my pants down.
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This should be
every boy's dream.
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Ha-ha! Your dad's not handy.
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Son, are you okay?
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l brought a homemade
first aid kit!
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lt's spring-loaded
for quick access.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Oh. . .
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ANNOUNCER 1 ON TV:
We now return to Robot Rumble
on the Testosterone Network!
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AII right!
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ANNOUNCER 2 ON TV:
Congratulations to our
winning father and son team,
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who will receive
a free appetizer
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at Fuzzy ZoeIIer's
Green Jacket Steakhouse.
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"And you won't be teed off
when you come in
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"because our steaks
are cooked to par-fection.
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"Our leader bar is filled
with scrumptious..."
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Two more pages?
I'm not reading this.
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(AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)
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Hey, boy.
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What do you say
we build a robot?
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Face it. You're not
the most mechanical guy
in the world.
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But you're good
at other things
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like eating while driving !
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That's something !
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And nobody gets
madder at the news!
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First of all, thank you.
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Secondly. . .
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My son thinks l'm an oaf.
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Mom, l'm not sure
l'm ready for a new cat.
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When Bad Things
Happen to Cute Children
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says that a new pet
will pull you out of
your sorrow cycle.
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That book doesn't
know how l feel.
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Oh, it's very wise.
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lt's written by a Rabbi,
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who surfs!
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All right. l'll look.
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Too fluffy,
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too Siamese,
too needy, too stuck up.
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lnfected eye,
clearly a skunk.
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(GASPS) Meow!
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Welcome to the family,
Snowball lll.
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There's nothing
worse than the look
on a boy's face when he says,
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"Dad, l don't think
you can build a fully
functional robot."
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(SCREAMS)
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Robot, l command you,
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do something cool.
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Oh.
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l could quit now,
but then my son will
never look up to me.
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Oh, why was l born a dad?
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Why do l suck?
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Wait a minute.
What is it my dad
always said to me?
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lf you can't build a robot,
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be a robot.
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That's it!
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(KRUSTY CLOCK LAUGHlNG)
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KRUSTY CLOCK:
It's Tuesday, the first.
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If you Iive in Krusty Brand
Iow-income housing,
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your rent is due!
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(YAWNS)
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(SCREAMS)
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"Dear Bart, if this robot
doesn't prove l love you,
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"then you can
both go to hell."
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(GRUNTS)
Hey, it didn't fall apart.
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Cool ! Now stop!
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(GASPS HAPPlLY)
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Smash this six-pack!
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Oh, awesome.
l gotta tell Milhouse!
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Oh, the beer's gone.
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l'll have to
suck it out of the shag.
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(SlNGlNG)
You pIop the cat food down
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You toss the tin can out
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You drop the worm piIIs in
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And you stir it aII about
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You add a lot of lovin'
and you serve it to your cat
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That's what it's all...
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Snowball lll?
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(GASPS)
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(SOBBlNG)
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Oh, Lisa. Honey, it's okay.
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You're a Buddhist.
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So you know your cats
are now reincarnated as
a higher form of life.
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Like a dog or a snowman.
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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
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We gotta go fight
some robots!
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Come on, Homer.
How long does it take
to go to the bathroom?
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Huh?
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"Dear Bart. . ."
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HOMER:
I'd Iove to be with you.
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But I just remembered
an oId Army buddy
has come to town.
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WiII meet you Iater.
Love, Dad.
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Well, l wish Homer was here.
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But don't worry.
l've got a name all
picked out for you.
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Chief Knock-A-Homer,
let's win this one for Dad !
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(HOMER BLEEPS)
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ANNOUNCER 1 :
In this corner, operated by
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Frank Murray and
little Frankie Junior,
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Buzzkill!
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And in this corner,
the chaIIenger.
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Chief Knock-A-Homer!
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There's no love lost between
these emotionless devices.
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Robots rumble!
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Go, go, go!
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Go! Go!
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Oh, jeez.
l'm the only one in
the audience over 1 5.
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Are you here with
your children, sir?
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Yeah, my two kids,
Screw and You.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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ANNOUNCER 2: What's this?
Knock-A-Homer has
dropped his hammer.
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Doin' it for the boy.
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Pain is love.
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To bleed is to care.
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ANNOUNCER 2:
Can robots feel pain?
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lf so, we are horrible,
horrible people.
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He's killing him
softly with his saw.
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Killing him softly?
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With his saw.
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(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
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Woo-hoo! l mean, beep-beep.
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Mom, l'm not sure
if l'm ready to open
my heart again.
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But this kitten's
name is Coltrane.
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Maybe it's a sign.
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Coltrane?
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Lisa, l'm glad
you're ready to love again.
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But a kitty
needs a proper name,
like Whiskers
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or Paws Skaggs.
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Well, l think it's only
fair l get to name him.
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You got to name me.
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You should be glad l did.
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Your father wanted
to call you "Bartzina."
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Coltrane, would you
like to hear some music
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written by your namesake?
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(PLAYlNG JAZZ MUSlC)
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(SCREECHlNG)
(THUD)
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Coltrane!
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"Coltrane, you were
with us only briefly
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"but we will always
have the ride home
from the shelter."
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And, um, l guess that's it.
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Amen.
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And Lord,
if you think l'm making
253
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,290
lemon bars for
your bake sale Sunday,
254
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,501
you better stop
killing our cats.
255
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:36,672
Mom, l'm not sure
God responds to threats
and intimidation.
256
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,550
lt's the only way
to talk to bullies.
257
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,760
Then Knock-A-Homer
did three victory laps
258
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,720
and pretended
to drink a beer!
259
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,805
(LAUGHS)
260
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,014
Pretended.
261
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,267
Dad, what are
all those cuts?
262
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,893
Various bug bites and wounds.
263
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,937
Now stop
interrupting your brother.
264
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,524
ln my day, mechanical men
had funnel heads
265
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,401
and showed respect!
266
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,279
Then it all changed
when they got the vote
267
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,865
and started
tinkering with our memories.
268
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,541
There he sits with
a pen and a yeIIow pad
269
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,879
What a handsome lad
That's my boy
270
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,885
B-R-L-F-Q spells
mom and dad
271
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,264
Well, that ain't too bad
'Cause that's my boy
272
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:33,353
WeII, you can have your TV
and your nightcIubs
273
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,983
And you can have your
drive-in picture show
274
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,822
ANNOUNCER 1 :
Well, if you ever want to see
a mailbox shoot a boy,
275
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,782
that's about as close
as you're gonna get.
276
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,327
Dad, it was so great.
277
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,830
Knock-A-Homer
really took a pounding
but then he won !
278
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,081
(GROANS)
279
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,917
Not so rough, Bart.
280
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,211
Daddy can't handle so
much love right now.
281
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,588
This robot's
the greatest thing
you've ever done for me.
282
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,632
l can't believe you've
never seen him fight.
283
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,009
Well, l've been busy, Son.
284
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,303
They really need me
over at the nuclear "plank."
285
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,889
Well, the next match
is Saturday.
Can you come then?
286
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,891
l don't think so, Son.
287
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,603
But on the other hand,
l may be closer
than you think.
288
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,898
Oh. So much metal in my eye.
289
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,358
Ladies and gentIemen...
290
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,693
Who am I kidding?
Just gentIemen,
291
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,987
join us next week
for our title bout
292
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,740
when Knock-A-Homer
wiII try to unseat five-time
defending champion
293
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,825
Smashius Clay,
294
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,870
AKA Killhammad Aieee!
295
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,413
(CROWD APPLAUDlNG)
296
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,302
Our robot can kick
that robot's ass.
Right, Dad? Dad?
297
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,387
(SHUDDERS)
298
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,306
Oh, no.
My recurring nightmare
is coming true.
299
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,476
There are many people
l'd like to thank
for this award.
300
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,770
My wife Anjelica Houston.
301
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,855
This is for you, Angie.
302
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,190
We did it!
303
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,193
ROBOT:
Speeches cannot be longer
than 30 seconds.
304
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,319
(SCREAMS)
305
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,948
Now, a tribute to those
who have left us
this past year.
306
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,367
(WHlMPERS)
307
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,466
BART: Sure he's tough
but he's never
308
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,010
come up against
a wooden mallet.
309
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,848
Listen, Son.
310
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,225
There's something
l have to tell you
about our robot.
311
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,351
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
312
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,563
There it is! The thing that
makes us respect Bart.
313
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,939
(ALL EXCLAlM lN WONDER)
314
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,316
You guys are just in time.
315
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,110
My dad's about
to tell me something
important about our robot.
316
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,446
Uh. . .
317
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,577
l just installed a chip
that makes it 1 0 %
more bloodthirsty.
318
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,787
All right!
319
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,372
And if anything
happens to me,
320
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,417
l want you bullies
to take care of my boy.
321
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,211
Don't worry.
l'll raise him like
the mean streets raised me.
322
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,381
l wish l had bullies
like you growing up.
323
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,469
Hey, hey!
324
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,554
These cats'd rather
take their chances
325
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,640
in the back room
than go home with you.
326
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,726
(CATS HlSSlNG)
327
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,564
My job was to keep
Lisa's hope alive.
328
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,567
But instead,
she's really depressed.
329
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,820
You think you got problems,
look what l just
pulled out of my arm !
330
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,905
(GASPS)
331
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,741
That's what
we in the business
call a "biggie."
332
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,326
Business? What business?
333
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,703
The business of being a dad.
334
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,246
Can you hand me that magnet?
335
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,581
Sure.
336
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,833
(CLANKlNG)
337
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,126
Can you do my back?
338
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,213
l guess l'm not meant
to own a cat.
339
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,590
l'm much happier
petting this leaf.
340
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,510
(EXCLAlMS)
341
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,600
(SHOUTlNG GlBBERlSH)
342
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,771
Wait! You don't want
me to have this cat!
343
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,272
(SHOUTlNG GlBBERlSH)
344
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,444
Look, you don't
want to get involved
with a girl like me.
345
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,947
My cats have a nasty habit
of waking up dead.
346
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,118
Now go.
Cough me out of your life
like a bad fur ball.
347
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,711
(GASPS)
348
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,878
You're not hurt.
349
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,797
You're a good luck kitty.
350
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,217
All right,
old Gil's gonna collect big
from insurance.
351
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,469
l'll be eating food tonight.
352
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,138
(HUMMlNG)
353
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,349
(EXPLOSlON)
354
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,144
l'm keeping you.
355
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,187
You're Snowball V.
356
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,939
But to save money
on a new dish,
357
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,607
we'll just call
you Snowball ll
358
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,402
and pretend this whole thing
never happened.
359
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,820
That's really a cheat,
isn't it?
360
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,698
l guess you're right,
Principal Tamzarian.
361
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,659
l'll just be
moving along, Lisa,
362
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,119
Snowball ll.
363
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,789
(EXPLOSlON)
364
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,547
Okay, l've been
studying Frink's robot.
365
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,258
And l've discovered
he has one small weak spot.
366
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,843
This goes here. . .
367
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,596
Yeah.
368
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,598
Oh-oh. His weak spot is
now his strongest point.
369
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,766
(HOMER MOANS)
370
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,267
That moan sounded
almost human.
371
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,602
HOMER: The hell it did.
372
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,190
(BELL DlNGS)
373
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:47,876
ANNOUNCER: End of round one,
230 rounds to go.
374
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,630
(SlNGlNG)
B-R-L-F-Q spells
mom and dad
375
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:56,635
But that ain't too bad,
because that's my boy
376
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,595
You look a little sluggish
out there, boy.
377
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,180
l better open you up.
378
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,306
(GASPS)
379
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,474
Dad?
380
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,767
Bart, l'm sorry.
381
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,811
l could never build
a robot this awesome.
382
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:06,895
l'm a fraud !
383
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,564
So you fought
all those robots?
384
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,982
Affirmative.
385
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,901
That is so cool !
386
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,152
You really think so?
387
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:17,364
Yeah ! Any Poindexter
can throw some nuts
and bolts together.
388
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,533
You risked your own life.
389
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,536
Even though
you're the sole provider
for a family of five!
390
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,330
l am the luckiest
kid in the world !
391
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,790
And l am the luckiest. . .
392
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,626
ANNOUNCER: Round two!
393
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,420
Oh, no! Dad !
394
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,923
(SlGHS)
395
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,174
(ALL EXCLAlM)
396
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,427
That robot has
given birth to a man !
397
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,765
Hey, what gives?
He's not killing me.
398
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,517
FRlNK:
l'll tell you what gives.
399
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:50,981
l'm afraid he is subject
to lsaac Asimov's
laws of robotics,
400
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,234
with the sci-fi
and the so many books,
not too many good.
401
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,196
My robot
is programmed never to
harm humans, you see?
402
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,948
Only to serve them.
403
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:06,788
Mmm.
404
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,670
He knows just how
l like my martinis.
405
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,589
Full of alcohol.
406
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,716
Go, go, go!
Now's your chance!
407
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
(CHUCKLES)
408
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,052
Bart, all that button
ever did was
409
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,139
send a mild electric shock
up my backside.
410
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,599
Why did you
make it do that?
411
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,933
To keep me focused.
412
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,020
And the winner
is nature's greatest
kiIIing machine,
413
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,771
man!
414
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,189
(BOOlNG)
415
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,569
Show me where in
the ruIebook it says that
a human can't be a robot.
416
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,446
Right here. Rule One.
417
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,989
Well, then...
418
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:46,536
Join us next week
for more inconclusive
action on Robot Rumble!
419
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,288
l concur!
420
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,749
(BOOlNG)
421
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,835
Son, did you ever
suspect it was me?
422
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,754
Well, you did disappear
a lot but l've gone
423
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,047
whole summers
without seeing you.
424
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,967
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
l'm pretty unreliable.
425
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,469
l like you, Son.
426
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,596
l like you, too, Dad.
427
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,608
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