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(SlNGlNG) The Simpsons
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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D'oh !
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(SCREAMlNG)
(BRAKES SCREECHlNG)
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(GET SMART THEME PLAYlNG)
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(FLOOR CREAKlNG)
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Okay. Mother's Day gift check.
Let's see what you got.
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l picked Mom a bouquet
of Erigeron eIatiors.
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Daisies.
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Flowers!
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Hmm?
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Oh. . . Yeah.
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Lise, your stupid present
will only last a week.
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Mine will sit in
the closet for years.
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Bart, we made her
the same thing.
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Oh ! This is even worse
than you think! Look!
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Kids, we're going
Mother's Day shopping.
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l'm glad this holiday
only comes every four years.
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Let's see,
what would
she like?
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Twenty on the trifecta?
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Her wedding china back?
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(GASPlNG)
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l could get Marge a new
window just like this one!
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Hey, Dad, why don't
we try the Sprawl-Mart?
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Yeah, l love Sprawl-Mart.
They've got everything.
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Even Christian videos
with talking vegetables.
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Mighty Yamses, we are weary
of buiIding your food pyramid.
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Let my pickIes go!
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Mmm ! Moses.
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(DROOLlNG)
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Welcome to Sprawl-Mart!
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Grampa?
You have a job?
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How dare you challenge
my perceptions of what
old people can do!
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l'm a greeter.
l'm here to make
every visit special.
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And to size up
potential shoplifters.
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Like l can't
shoplift with
my mouth.
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Ha-ha!
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Wow. Look at
all this stuff.
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Oh, look, Jaclyn Smith has
her own line of axe heads!
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Yeah, it's impressive.
But l still haven't found
the perfect gift for Marge,
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only imperfect stuff for me.
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Hey, look.
lt's "Hairy Ass" Tubman.
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(LAUGHlNG)
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Well, well, if it isn't
Fatty and Smell-ma.
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Your names
can't hurt us.
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(MOANS)
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Aunts Patty and Selma,
can you help us pick out
a Mother's Day gift?
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You can give her
one of these, the
Kitchen Carnival.
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We got one when we
appeared on an episode
of The Price is Right,
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which the network
refused to air.
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Apparently,
we're not "TV pretty."
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Wow! lt's a machine that
makes carnival food at home!
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"Endorsed by the
American Carny
Association."
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Wow.
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l never thought
l'd say this,
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but you slags
are all right.
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All this attention.
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l feel like a secretary
on Administrative
Professionals Day!
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Marge, you're gonna
love my present.
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lt is so thoughtful,
it makes the kids'
gifts look like crap.
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(BOTH GRUMBLE)
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Kitchen Carnival !
l love it!
Thank you, Homie.
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Oh, Marge,
get a room !
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(HUMMlNG)
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(CARNlVAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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Only my hairdresser
knows for sure.
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Hmm.
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Dare l pour caramel
over the cotton candy?
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(LAUGHlNG NERVOUSLY)
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(LAUGHlNG MANlACALLY)
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(THUNDER CLAPS)
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(MANlACAL LAUGHlNG CONTlNUES)
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l'm gonna pour
caramel on my clothes.
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And then finally,
l can eat my shorts!
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BOTH: Ahhh !
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What is that?
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This is 85 pounds
of tooth-melting
sugar. Dig in.
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(SUCKLlNG)
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That's it, kids.
Suckle daddy's sugar ball.
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Chief, that guy
shouldn't be in
the car pool lane.
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His passenger is just
a big piece of candy.
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l wish mine was.
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What?
Nothin'.
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Homer, are you
spooning that snack?
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(SCOFFS)
That's my old lady.
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(SNORlNG)
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Ants!
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Birds!
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Cats!
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Flandereses!
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(CRYlNG OUT lN PAlN)
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(SOBBlNG)
l was saving sugar
for my wedding night!
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Homie, it's time you
got rid of that thing.
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All that candy is
rotting your brain.
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(lN A SlNlSTER VOlCE)
l think you
should get rid of her.
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Then we can be
together forever!
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Maybe you're right, Marge.
Or maybe you're right,
Candy Ball. No, Marge!
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Then again. . .
No, Marge!
Definitely Marge!
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Goodbye, old friend.
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l'll think of you whenever
l have a stroke
or a heart attack.
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D'oh !
(GROWLlNG)
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(ROARlNG)
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Oh, my God !
l'm gonna be
killed by a bear!
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Well, l guess l don't have
to worry anymore about
the dangers of smoking.
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Smooth.
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(ROARlNG)
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(HOMER WHlMPERlNG)
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Homie, what
happened to you?
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Marge, please.
l'm too upset
to talk about it.
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But seeing you like this
is more than l can bear.
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Bear! Ahhh !
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The angry president woke up,
crawIed out of his grave
and went back to work.
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(CHlCKEN CLUCKlNG)
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That sound can mean
onIy one thing.
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lt's time for another
installment of
"Kent's Cowards."
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Today's cIip comes straight
from the Springfield Dump.
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Dad, you got
attacked by a bear?
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l did a lot of stuff today.
l went to Starbucks.
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But you didn't
see that on tape.
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(WHlMPERlNG)
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(PANlC-STRlCKEN SOBBlNG)
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(WHlMPERlNG)
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(CHUCKLlNG)
That hiIarious footage
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was shot by IocaI hunter,
Grant Connor.
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Not with a gun,
but with a camera!
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That's right, Kent.
I often get guns
and cameras confused.
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One time, tragically,
at a wedding...
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l don't care if they think
you're a coward, Dad.
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You did the right thing
hiding and crying.
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Yeah. We'd rather
have a live sissy
mincing around the house
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than some
dead hero any day.
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Choke on your candor!
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You can strangle Bart,
but you can't strangle
your humiliation.
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lt's a deal !
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(CHOKlNG)
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Hey, Simpson, l heard
your dad's afraid of a little,
old, giant grizzly bear.
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The only thing my dad's afraid
of is paying child support.
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My dad once beat up
six employees at KFC.
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And he'd been up
for three days.
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SMlTHERS: Homer Simpson,
report to Mr. Burns' office
immediateIy.
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Ahhh ! (WHlMPERlNG)
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(ALL LAUGHlNG)
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What a delightful
practically-based joke.
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Hello? Anyone home?
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Marge? Maggie?
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Ahhh !
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(READlNG TlTLES)
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Oh, Goldilocks.
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And the three bears!
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Oh, God,
they're in our food !
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Teddy Grahams,
Gummi Bears!
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Are you a Care Bear?
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l'm an lntensive Care Bear.
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Why does a bear
need a crowbar?
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l don't like to
get my hands dirty.
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(FESTlVE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
Ahhh !
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(BEARS GROWLlNG)
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(WEEPlNG)
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Crying in the corner, huh?
Mind if l join ya?
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No, go ahead.
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(BOTH WEEPlNG)
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All right,
that's enough,
Fraidy Sue!
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Here's what
you gotta do.
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Find that bear
that whupped ya
and whup him back!
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Can l fight
human-style
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by slowly poisoning his
environment until he loses
his fur and becomes sterile?
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You cowardly Swede! You face
that bear like a man or l'll
never speak to you again !
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But how will l find out
what you had for lunch
in 1 928?
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l have a web site!
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ABE: WeIcome to my
home page. Why don't
you visit more often?
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Mr. Simpson, if you want
to find that bear that
attacked you, use this.
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lt tracks an electronic tag
l stuck in the bear's ear.
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lt's the same technology
they use to keep tabs on
Gary Busey.
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Finally, science has
joined forces with revenge.
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Now listen.
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The bull grizzly
is seven feet tall, weighs
more than a Mazda Miata
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and can tear through a tree
like a Jewish mother
through self-esteem.
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Next time you face him,
you better have some way
to protect yourself.
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(CRUNCHlNG)
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It's the eye of the tiger
it's the thriII of the fight
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Risin' up to the chaIIenge
of our rival
And the...
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Lookin' good.
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And l did it all without
wasting money on one of
those stupid welder's masks.
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(SlZZLlNG)
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Behold the ultimate
in anti-bear technology!
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The Bear Buster 5000!
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Available wherever
fat men dream.
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(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Check it out, ladies. A suit
that makes me completely
invulnerable to bear attacks.
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(GASPlNG)
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Homer, there's no
rear on that thing.
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l know. lf l get
really scared, l don't
want to ruin the suit.
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Now look here, mister.
l forbid you to fight
a bear.
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What kind of an example
would l be if l didn't
take revenge on things?
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Dad, you can't take
revenge on an animal.
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That's the whole
point of Moby Dick.
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Lisa, the point of
Moby Dick is be yourself.
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You're not going
and that's final.
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D'oh !
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Fine! But do you
know how ridiculous
you look right now?
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(SOFTLY) Marge,
are you awake? Marge?
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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(THUDDlNG)
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(CLANGlNG)
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(CREAKlNG)
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Hmm. (CHUCKLlNG)
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Marge is sure gonna
be steamed when she
finds you missing.
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Or dead.
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Gentlemen, sometimes
a man must put
his marriage at risk
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for reasons that are
confusing even to him.
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You're sneaking out
to fight that bear.
l want to go, too!
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No way! lf something happens
to me, you have
to carry on the Simpson name.
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Screw that. When l grow up,
l'm legally changing my name
to Joe Kickass!
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That is so cool !
All right, you can come.
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Lisa, l think your
father just left!
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And Bart's
missing, too!
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l've got a bad feeling
about this. Let's check
the suit closet.
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Zoot suit,
astronaut outfit,
southern belle,
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Renaissance dandy,
country-western octopus. . .
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(GASPlNG)
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lt's gone!
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That man
and his foolish pride.
We've gotta go follow him.
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Hmm.
(GlGGLES)
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l just wanted to see
what it was like.
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(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Howdy, y'all.
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lf you don't like my song,
l'll spray you with ink!
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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l never realized
how hot this suit is.
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l'm sweating out
all my bloodlust.
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Why don't you take
a bath in the river?
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This bear tracker stopped
beeping a half hour ago.
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Sweet!
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Hey, the batteries are
missing from this thing.
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Yeah. We borrowed
'em for the radio.
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BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
Skyrockets in flight,
afternoon deIight
237
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,353
Rub-a-dub-dub,
I'm washing the fIub
238
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,189
(ROARlNG)
239
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,361
Oh, my God !
Lenny! Carl ! Bart!
240
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,196
ALL: (SlNGlNG)
Rubbing sticks
and stones together
241
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,906
Makes the sparks ignite
242
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,451
And the thought of Ioving
you is getting so exciting
243
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,536
Skyrockets in flight
244
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,620
(HOMER SCREAMlNG)
245
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,797
Mr. Connor,
thank you for helping
find my husband.
246
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,966
l don't want my last
words to him to be,
247
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,677
"Clip your toenails,
they look like Fritos."
248
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,305
Mom ! Mom !
Stop the car!
249
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,558
Dad went to take a bath,
and the bear carried him off!
250
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,226
Yeah. lt almost
wrecked the whole trip.
251
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,606
Ma'am, l will find
your husband before
that bear kills him.
252
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,065
But first, a snack.
253
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,191
(FlRES GUN)
254
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,622
l guess this is it.
lf l'm gonna die,
l'm gonna die a man.
255
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,749
(ROARlNG)
(ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG)
256
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,753
(WHlMPERlNG)
257
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,921
ls this thing
hurting you?
258
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,883
Hmm.
(CRACKLlNG)
259
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,051
Ahhh !
260
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,725
(PANTlNG)
261
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,896
Okay, it's probably the tag.
262
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,023
But just to be sure.
(CRACKLlNG)
263
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,441
(YELLlNG)
264
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:37,329
Hey, you're not mean.
lt was just this tag
that made you go ape-scat.
265
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,956
We're not so different.
Gimme a hug !
266
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,925
Jeez, l don't know
why bear hugs enjoy
such a great reputation.
267
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,472
I guess that's so,
we don't have a lot
268
00:16:55,556 --> 00:17:00,602
But at least l'm sure
of aII the things we got
269
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,021
Babe
270
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,856
(GlGGLlNG)
271
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:09,778
I got you babe,
I got you babe
272
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,530
Funny.
273
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,739
(GUNSHOT)
274
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,704
Oh, no. The hunter
has become the hunter.
275
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,206
He must be following
this thing.
276
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,793
Well, l'm gonna
make sure it never harms
another living creature!
277
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,213
(ELECTRlClTY CRACKLlNG)
278
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,136
MAN ON RADlO: A kiIIer
bear is on the loose
in Springfield Forest.
279
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,014
And IocaI Iaughingstock
Homer Simpson is missing
and presumed mauIed.
280
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,182
(CHUCKLlNG)
281
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,810
Wrong again,
liberal media.
282
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:47,107
MAN ON RADlO: A bounty has
been pIaced on the rogue bear
in the amount of $1 0,000.
283
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,484
Don't worry.
l'll find you
someplace safe.
284
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,158
The bear is no longer
wearing his tracking device.
285
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,287
(MOCKlNGLY) And it looks
like he's headed toward
that wildlife sanctuary.
286
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,330
ls there any sign
of my husband?
287
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,460
Hmm.
Your husband appears to be
traveling with the bear.
288
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:10,672
Either as hostage
or as what we call
a "forest bride."
289
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,840
Ew!
290
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,177
Okay. You want
to go over there.
291
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,560
Hold on. Something
doesn't feel right.
292
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,357
(GROWLlNG)
293
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:34,654
Wait, stop. l know bullets
can be scary sometimes.
But l have an idea.
294
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,657
First, we pull off
all your fur.
295
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,701
(ROARlNG)
296
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,703
All right, all right!
l'm still thinking.
297
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,874
They're looking for
a male bear, right?
298
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,417
(GROWLS)
Oh.
299
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:50,462
lt's so easy to condemn,
so hard to create.
300
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:55,884
Okay, boys. That bear's gonna
make a dash for freedom,
unless we take him down.
301
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,968
(COCKS GUN)
302
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,137
Yeah. All the way down.
303
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,180
(COCKS GUN)
304
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,307
What you said didn't
really add much.
305
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,350
(COCKS GUN)
306
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,894
l know. l just
wanted to belong.
307
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,978
(COCKS GUN)
308
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,023
Well, we all feel
that way sometimes.
309
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,107
(COCKS GUN)
310
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,485
(GUNS COCKlNG)
311
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,906
lt's Homer!
Don't shoot!
312
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,577
Go! Go!
313
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,791
lt's that bear!
Aim for the holes
in the colander!
314
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,510
He made it! He's finally
protected from man.
315
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,096
Yeah. But now he's being
attacked by an elephant!
316
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,098
(TRUMPETlNG)
317
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,395
Well, l'm proud
of you, Homie.
318
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,564
You set out to
fight an animal,
319
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,066
and you ended up
saving its life.
320
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,069
What can l say?
l love nature.
321
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,490
Circle of life.
322
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,669
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