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The Simpsons.
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Welcome to second
grade gymnastics.
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We'll get started as
soon as the previous class
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finishes up
on the equipment.
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Don't worry.
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You can win them back
if you stick the landing.
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Big smile.
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Come on, ladies.
Faster, higher, better!
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My bad.
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Lisa, gym isn't just
about encouraging fitness,
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it's also about
exposing weakness!
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Check minus.
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Are you mad, Brunella?
You can't fail Lisa.
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She's the only child keeping
this school accredited.
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Without her,
we'd have to release
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these children
back into the forest.
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So, let's just turn
that minus into a plus.
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Skinner, I took an oath!
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And by Xena,
this girl's failing gym!
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Perhaps we could get
her a private coach?
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Well, I know a coach.
But he's tough.
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He defected
into East Germany.
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Okay.
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For next exercise, put hands
on hips, jump out window,
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and go tell parents to stop
wasting my time with failure child!
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Faster! Lift your knees!
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Look, Lisa!
There's an opening!
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Who wants to put on a
leotard and get screamed at?
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Well, hookers
and Spider-Man.
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Forget it.
I'm going home.
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Get up, Liser.
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President Kennedy!
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That's right, Liser.
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Academics are important.
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But you must also train
your body with vigor.
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That's why I created the President's
Council on Physical Fitness, yes.
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Well, I can't argue
with the man
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who wrote
Profiles in Courage.
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Yes. Uh, I wrote it.
Well, good luck, Liser.
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Thanks! I'll see you
in heaven!
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Uh, yes,
uh, heaven.
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My little munchkin
bumped her pumpkin.
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Are you okay, Lisa?
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I'm more than okay!
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Ich bin ein gymnast.
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Aw, she must've dreamt
about Hitler again.
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There you go.
A Laffy Meal for you,
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and a Nostalgia Meal
for me.
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Oh, boy!
This takes me back!
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Two ration stamps and
an artillery shell full of oleo!
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What's your nostalgia
prize, Grampa?
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Liberace action figure.
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Party tonight at
Roddy McDowall's.
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I got a plastic
Krusty-saurus.
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A mosquito?
How'd that get in there?
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Laziness is
counter-revolutionary.
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Questions are decadent!
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Fast hands mean
less whipping.
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Skeeter bites
are good luck.
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Scratch it and
you get a wish.
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I don't feel so good. Can
you take me to the hospital?
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Finally we're doing
something I want to do.
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Just relax. Think of
floor as full of snakes.
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You fall, they kill you!
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Relax, relax.
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And snakes!
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Bravo, little girl.
Great progress!
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You deserve reward.
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Here is your cat back,
good as new.
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Oh, thank you. Do you
think I'll pass gym this term?
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Is no problem.
God give you greatest gift.
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Big head like beach ball
made of bone.
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Gives you perfect balance.
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Yeah! Excellent!
All right!
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See you tomorrow. Rest
your giant head. I am Lugash.
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You're reading
Gravity's Rainbow?
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Re-reading.
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Sorry. What are you guys talking
about? I was making fractals.
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These girls
are brilliant.
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I finally found kids
I can relate to.
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You guys are so cool! I can't
believe I never met you before!
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Well, I'm Tina.
And this is Carrie.
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Maybe we could
hang out together.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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You girls were all great.
Cats back for everyone.
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I had a dog.
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Is cat now.
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Need a ride
back to campus?
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Campus?
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You guys are
college students!
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Yeah. But with our
small gymnast bodies,
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everyone always thinks
we're way younger.
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Aren't you in college?
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Of course. Where do you
think I go? Baby school?
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See you tomorrow, Lisa!
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We find out what
five minus three is!
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I'm a teacher's aide
in a very special class.
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No, Lisa. We're both in...
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Go! Go! Go!
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Why do people
run from me?
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Wow. I'm actually passing
as a college student.
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And they don't
have a Blue's Clue.
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Whoops. Gotta age it up.
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Life sucks.
Totally.
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So what dorm
do you live in?
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Actually, I'm off campus.
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I share a house with a couple
of girls, a couple of guys.
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Guys, huh?
Are they cute?
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Well,
Bart's kind of... No!
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I get knocked down
I get knocked down again.
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You are never
gonna knock me down!
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Whoa! Party house.
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Hey,
where's my keg?
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Mom's not gonna like that.
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Who's Mom?
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That's what we call the
gay guy who lives with us.
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Hey, you doing
anything tomorrow night?
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Robert Pinsky's
reading at Café Kafka.
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Robert Pinsky?
The former poet laureate?
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It's gonna be great. The
three of us can split a scone.
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Non-dairy?
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Duh!
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I take a whiskey drink
I take a chocolate drink.
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And when I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink
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I sing the song that reminds
me I'm a urinating guy!
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I'll see you tomorrow!
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See you!
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Splash! Splash! Splash!
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Now you're sure you haven't
been to China?
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There's no shame in it.
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No. I told you.
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A mosquito came out of
my Laffy Meal and bit me!
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What's wrong
with him, Doctor?
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It can't be mange.
I just had him dipped.
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Your son is exhibiting classic
symptoms of panda virus.
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Here. Take a look.
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I knew it was serious when he
said he didn't want ice cream.
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I did want ice cream.
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Well, your father
ate it all!
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Now don't worry. These pills
will take care of everything.
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But for a week, Bart will
be highly infectious to others.
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Contagious? Outrageous! I
got me some teachers to lick.
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Well, I don't know about
that. But don't worry.
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While you're infectious,
you will lead
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a normal life full of
normal social interaction.
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I don't like how many times
you said "normal."
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You'll be living
in this bubble.
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It's clear plastic so the world
can see how normal you are.
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Help me!
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You'll get the hang of it,
honey. Today's just a little gusty.
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Everyone's staring at me.
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This place is amazing.
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Kiosks,
outdoor study groups.
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Lisa,
where have you been?
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In heaven.
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I love her.
She's a total free spirit.
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She'd have to be
where she lives.
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That place had
a Manson Family vibe.
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Yeah, well, I live in a
dorm without a DSL line.
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Freaky.
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I think the soup's
a little hot.
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Bart, don't slurp
your soup.
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My bubble, my rules.
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That's it, boy!
It's time for your bath!
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Now go to bed.
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That is called parenting.
I'm going to Moe's.
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Test. Test. Roses are red.
April is the cruelest month.
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Cruelest month.
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Now open your minds for
the Coltrane of the quatrain,
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the Tony Danza
of the A-B stanza.
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I give you the former
poet laureate of
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the United States,
Mr. Robert Pinsky.
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Tonight I'll be reading
from a copy of my book
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I just checked out
at Atherton Library!
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I study there!
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Say another building!
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That's it, Pinsky.
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You've got them
right where you want them.
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"Slow dulcimer,
gavotte and bow in autumn."
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He's reading
Impossible to Tell.
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"Basho and his friends
go out to view the moon.
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"In summer, gasoline
rainbow in the gutter.
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"The secret courtesy
that courses like ichor.
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"Through the old form of
the rude, full-scale joke."
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I'm in a coffee house
listening to poetry.
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There's a cat on a table
and no one seems to care.
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This is the single
greatest day of my life!
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"Impossible to
tell in writing.
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"Basho, he named himself,
'Banana tree."'
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Basho!
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Banana tree!
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Good night, Bart.
Good night, Lisa.
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Good night, Maggie.
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Cherish these moments,
Homer.
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So I'm walking by
the Oval Office.
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And I hear the President,
"Pinsky, where's my poem?"
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Well, I thought it wasn't
due till Tuesday.
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So I make one up. I am just
pulling stuff out of my ass.
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And when I'm done,
the President says,
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"Pinsky,
you've done it again."
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Ka-ching!
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Oh, my God! My social studies
project is due tomorrow morning!
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Did she put in
for the pizza?
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Gotta finish.
Gotta finish.
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Am I using too much glue?
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You won't eat our meat
but you glue with our feet.
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Well, it's still the
best thing in this class.
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A-minus.
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Lisa Simpson,
master of the double life.
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You're like my mommy
after a box of wine.
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Give me your lunch money!
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But it's after lunch.
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It's just an expression.
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Like "kick your butt" could
involve no kicking whatsoever.
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Never fear,
the sphere is here!
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That's it, Simpson. I'm
gonna kick you right in the ball.
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When nerds are in trouble,
I am not slow.
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It's spin, spin, spin,
and away I go!
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Once he's gone,
they'll kill us!
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That young adult
looks like Lisa.
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That young adult is Lisa!
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She's up to
something private!
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Let's go spy on her!
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I'll get you down.
Bite these pencils.
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This is the life
we chose.
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Huh? Where is everybody?
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Anthro 101: Passive Analysis
of Visual Iconography.
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Everyone takes it.
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All you do is watch
Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
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After her!
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I feel like
Harriet the spy.
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Now the classic Itchy &
Scratchy, episode DAB-F06.
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"Butter Off Dead."
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Good morrow to thee,
neighbor.
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Okay.
Freeze there.
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So what does
this cartoon "mean"?
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It shows how the depletion
of our natural resources
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has pitted our small farmers
against each other.
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Yes. And birds go
"tweet." What else?
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Hey, Mister!
Put the cartoon back on!
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I'm sorry, boys. We don't
allow children in this class.
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What about Lisa?
She's only eight!
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Lisa, did you lie to us?
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I just wanted to belong!
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For once I felt I was
with intellectual equals.
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I can't believe I cheated
off an eight-year-old.
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I guess we won't be
biking through Italy.
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She's worse than
that 80-year-old
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00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,923
who pretended
to be a freshman.
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00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,968
I just wanted
a place to sit down.
251
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:16,558
What the... You earned how
many credits without our permission?
252
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,685
Sixteen.
253
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,396
College is no place
for a young girl,
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00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:26,610
with those quadrangles and
study carrels and syllabi, and...
255
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,404
Doogie Howser went to
college when he was my age.
256
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,156
Against my wishes!
257
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,492
But the atmosphere there
was so stimulating.
258
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,244
It was a bustling
marketplace of ideas.
259
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,372
And this kitchen isn't?
260
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,498
Well...
261
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,334
I put those Cathys
on the fridge for you.
262
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,170
I don't even like them.
They've gotten so smutty.
263
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:49,383
Sure. When a man does it, it's
smutty. But if a woman did it...
264
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,551
Homer,
Cathy is a woman.
265
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,095
Oh, come on...
266
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,139
You're right.
267
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,231
What are you guys doing?
268
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,024
We're gonna
roll down the hill.
269
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,401
Can I come with you?
270
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,860
I don't know.
271
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,905
Are you sure you're not
too "college" for us?
272
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,617
Yeah. Sorry we
can't be more "college!"
273
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,873
Hey, Einstein. What's
a million plus a million?
274
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,625
Two million.
So?
275
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,213
Don't let them
get to you, lass.
276
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,507
I'm too good for
this place, too.
277
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,342
Now run home
to your shack.
278
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,510
I live in a house.
279
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,638
Well, la-dee-da,
college girl!
280
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,558
Well, I guess you're
too good for me, too!
281
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,935
Oh, look at...
282
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,154
What are you doing?
283
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,614
I was trying to throw
Bart over the roof
284
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,992
and he got stuck
in this tree.
285
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,079
Marge,
where's my pellet gun?
286
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,956
In the tree!
Right.
287
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,255
Oh, no!
Not the good cheek!
288
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,266
Poor, Bart.
I know just how you feel.
289
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,602
Isolated, alone,
cut off from everyone.
290
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:24,686
Are you kidding?
291
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,063
This little baby has made me
more popular than ever.
292
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,774
Hey, Bubble Bart!
Looking good.
293
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:29,858
Call me!
294
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,235
The bubble makes everything
shimmer and glow.
295
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,613
You can't believe what
that sunset looks like to me.
296
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,657
That's not a sunset.
That's a bird on fire.
297
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,452
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
298
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,829
I wish I had someplace
to call my own.
299
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,040
No one wants me
around anymore.
300
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,085
I know a way you can
win back the kids at school.
301
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,463
Really? That's
wonderful. But how?
302
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,632
All you gotta do is play
a prank on the principal.
303
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,219
Well, I can't do it tomorrow.
There's an assembly in his honor.
304
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,389
We've got a little planning
to do. Step into my office.
305
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,475
Ew! Bart!
It wasn't me.
306
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,688
In recognition of your 20
years as interim principal,
307
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,734
I hereby dedicate the
Seymour Skinner parking annex.
308
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,200
Did they have to guess
the date of my death?
309
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,078
Can't you be a team
player just once?
310
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,957
When I was
starting out, they said,
311
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,085
"You're good. But
are you 'plaque' good?"
312
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,631
Well, today I can say,
"Yes, I am."
313
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,885
Three, two, one...
314
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,011
Thank you.
315
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:44,057
I will now take pre-approved
questions from honor roll students.
316
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,979
Yeah, I got a question!
How dare you wear white?
317
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,189
I hear
what you do at night.
318
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,524
Security!
319
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,860
Get your hands off of me.
Why...
320
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,903
Martin Prince,
Daily Fourth Gradian.
321
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,865
How about a picture of you and
the cake for our society page?
322
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,783
Now normally
I wouldn't go near
323
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,035
a giant chocolate cake
in my dress polyester.
324
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,290
But with Bart Simpson safely
encapsulated, I'd be delighted to pose.
325
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:22,012
Look, up there! It's Lisa!
And she's winning us back!
326
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,749
I've been taken down a peg.
A whole peg!
327
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:55,837
Lisa, Lisa,
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
328
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,130
Good going, Lise.
329
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,216
And it sure is great
to be out of that bubble.
330
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,678
It sure is sunny. Was
the air always this fresh?
331
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,348
I'm just gonna
hang out in this vent!
332
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,352
Does this thing
suck or blow?
333
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,854
Suck!
334
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,821
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