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The Simpsons.
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The Itchy
and Scratchy Show!
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Tee one up
for me, catty.
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Sure thing, mousy.
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Nice follow-through!
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Now that's what I call
a moon shot.
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Now that's what I call
a moon shot.
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Dad, that line was
in the cartoon.
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
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Our phone bill is $400! They
charged us for a call to Brazil.
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Boy, did you make
a prank call to Brazil?
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No, sir. I didn't.
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Choke on your lies!
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Homer, they must've
made a mistake.
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We'll just go down to the phone
company and straighten it out.
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Which phone company?
There are hundreds of them.
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And they all keep
changing their names.
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I think
we're with Comquaaq.
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No,
I think its Niagular.
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No, last week they
became Vertiqual.
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Wow.
Everything is so high-tech.
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Dialing Murray Hill,
5-6-3-0-9.
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So, I says to Myrna,
I says, "That guy's a bum!"
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Ooh! That's the
Movie Phone guy.
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The movie we've selected
plays at 8:00 p.m.
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at Springfield Cinema Six.
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Thank you for dating
Mr. Movie Phone.
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Our evening will be
rated R, for brief nudity.
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Ma'am, would you
be interested in
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changing your
long-distance service if...
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What the...
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She hung up on me!
What did I do?
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Hello. I'm your customer
service rep, Lindsay Naegle.
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We've met you many times,
Miss Naegle.
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Why do you keep
changing jobs?
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I'm a sexual predator.
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Now, how may I best
dispense with you today?
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We've been charged for calls
to Brazil that we didn't make.
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We are not
paying this bill.
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Fine.
I'll cut off your service.
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Fine! I'll cut off your
ponytail! Homer!
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Marge,
it's called negotiating.
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Ooh. Fascinating.
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I need to call Janie,
but I can't get a dial tone.
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We're not paying our bill, so the
phone company shut off our service.
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Why must you fight
with every utility?
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I told you, I have too
much time on my hands.
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Homer. We were cleaning
out a cooling duct at the plant
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and found a box
of old taco shells.
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Oh, why didn't you call me?
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We tried,
but a recording said
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you were
a bunch of deadbeats. Mmm.
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That's it! They have
awoken a sleeping giant.
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Homer,
what are you going to do?
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Crazy scheme, crazy
scheme, crazy scheme.
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Get me tools and beer!
Yes!
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Free service,
here we come.
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All right.
Let's try the red one.
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Okay. I'll try the green.
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Let's try the red one again.
Oh, not again!
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Let's try them together.
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Maybe the red one.
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How did I get here?
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We found you
smoldering in the bushes.
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That's it! We're just going to
have to pay for that call to Brazil!
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What call to Brazil?
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The one I didn't make
and Marge didn't make
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and Bart didn't make and
hence, no one in the house made.
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You made that call?
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But you're the good one.
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Yeah. The one we both like.
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Why did you do it?
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Please don't be mad.
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I've been sponsoring
an orphan boy in Brazil.
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Oh, aren't you sweet? Sharing your
allowance with a poor Brazilian boy.
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Don't you know the boys
from Brazil are little Hitlers?
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I saw it in a movie,
whose name I can't remember!
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Ronaldo used to send
me a letter every month,
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but then they stopped.
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That's why I called the orphanage.
But they said he disappeared.
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How come you talked
for $400?
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Well, then they started
pressuring me for more donations,
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and you can't
hang up on a nun.
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That's right.
They have powers.
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When I sent my
first donation,
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the charity mailed me
this video.
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Hi, Lisa.
Thank you for your donation.
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Because of your generosity,
I bought sturdy shoes
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that will last for
a thousand sambas!
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He's so adorable.
Can we have another baby?
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No way! I still haven't lost the
weight I put on from the last one.
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And with the money left over, the
orphanage was able to buy a door.
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Now the monkeys
cannot bite me.
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I am like sugar to them.
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That poor little boy.
We've got to find him.
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How many people
live in Brazil?
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A hundred and
fifty-six million. D'oh!
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Well, we've got to find him!
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What? I'm really concerned.
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Fine.
I want to meet monkeys.
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I don't know. It's awfully
expensive to fly to Brazil.
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Not if we buy our
tickets on the Internet.
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It's really cheap
if we change planes
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in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun
City and East Saint Louis,
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spend a night in a haunted
house and leave right now.
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Then it's settled. The
Simpsons are going to Brazil!
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And I'll have been
on every continent.
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Except Antarctica.
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The Simpsons are going to
Antarctica next year. This year, Brazil.
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Okay,
here are some travel tips.
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"Only drink bottled water.
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"Don't get into
an unlicensed taxi.
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"And remember, they have
winter during our summer."
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, in August, it's cold?
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That's right.
And in February, it's hot?
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So, it's opposite land! Crooks
chase cops, cats have puppies.
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No, Dad.
It's just the weather.
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So, hot snow falls up?
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Yes.
Woo-hoo!
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Get ready, Brazil.
I now speak fluent Spanish.
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Well done, Bart. But in
Brazil, they speak Portuguese.
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Forget every word, boy.
It's useless.
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But, Homer...
I said forget it!
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All gone.
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This is your
captain speaking.
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The local temperature
in Rio de Janeiro
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is hot, hot, hot,
with 100% chance of passion!
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Fernando, you make
that joke every time.
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It was that joke that made
you fall in love with me.
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Hey, Maggie, how are
you doing back there?
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Oh, so helpless.
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Look, it's the giant statue
of Christ on Corcovado.
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Wow. It's like he's on the
dashboard of the entire country.
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It says here we can get anywhere
we want by taking a conga line.
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Way ahead of you, Marge.
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Take me to the hotel.
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My hands are on a guy's ass
Boy, this dude must work out.
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Hey! Hey!
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Boy, they sure love
soccer here.
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Kick it!
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Goal!
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Look, Marge.
I'm Brazilian!
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"How to Loot Brazil"?
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I got it! I got it! I got it!
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Bart,
what are you watching?
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Kids' show.
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Bert and Ernie
left it to your imagination.
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Look, the room
came with a fruit hat.
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Hey, and a mini bar hat!
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I'm Chiquita Banana
and I'm here to say
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I will eat this Toblerone
and I will not pay.
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Guys! While you're
singing and dancing,
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somewhere out there
Ronaldo is waiting to be found.
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There he is! Oh, wait.
You said brown hair, right?
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What a charming neighborhood.
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Mom, these are slums.
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The government just
painted them bright colors
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so the tourists
wouldn't be offended.
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Works for me.
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Yeah. Check out the rats.
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Ooh! They look like Skittles!
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Here we are!
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"123 Papaya Street."
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This is Ronaldo's orphanage.
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Excuse me. We're
looking for this little boy.
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Ah, yes. Ronaldo.
He went out months ago.
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And we haven't
heard from him since.
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Every day we light
a candle for him.
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Have you tried
looking for him?
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That's plan B.
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We're never
going to find him.
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Now, Lisa,
it's not as bleak as that.
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Can you fly me over
town to look for him?
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We nuns cannot fly.
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Oh, too much
junk in the trunk, eh?
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Yes.
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Have some meat on a
sword, Lisa. It'll cheer you up.
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You know I'm a vegetarian.
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But you're on vacation,
honey.
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I'm not wearing
my wedding ring.
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Homer!
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Okay. On this map I marked all
the places that Ronaldo liked to go.
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If we split up, we should
be able to search them all.
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We'll do our best.
Now, let's get going!
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Check, please.
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Si!
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Does that include tip?
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Si!
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Hey, look. There's Copacabana
beach! The heart and soul of Rio!
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Excuse me, Americans!
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How did you know?
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There is a dress code on this
beach. But we can help you.
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I feel so European.
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Huh. Mine keeps disappearing.
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Oh, well.
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Oh, I hope they're
going somewhere good.
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Okay, boy.
Let's strut our stuff.
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I'm in Rio
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and I'm walking on the beach
I'm in my Speedo.
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No! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Excuse me. We think
this boy might be here.
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Okay, this is a samba school.
This is not a lost and found.
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This is where we invented
the lambada and the macarena.
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We are now developing our most
powerful dance, the penetrada.
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It makes sex
look like a church!
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I don't think my daughter
should hear this.
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You can't protect her
forever! You stupid lady!
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Give me a drink with all your
sweetest Brazilian fruits mixed together.
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Here you go.
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Sweet. Sweet. Sweet!
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There's got to be a million kids
here. We'll never find Ronaldo.
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Ronaldo?
You know him?
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No, no. I was just distracting
you while my children robbed you.
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Oh, look at all
the stuffed coatimundi.
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I bet Maggie would like one.
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I'll just get
her this bracelet.
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Everything here
is something.
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Hey, Bart. How many more
places do we have to search?
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Just one,
and it's across town.
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Taxi!
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My American friend, I'm
afraid that this is a kidnapping.
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So that means
I don't have to pay the fare?
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I suppose...
Woo-hoo!
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I'm afraid you
don't appreciate
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the seriousness
of the situation.
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Fine. Take me,
but let the boy go!
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I'm afraid he has
already gone.
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Where are you taking me?
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Shut up. And take that
stupid bag off your head.
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No. It smells like cinnamon.
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Behold, the Amazon.
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But quick because
we're burning it down.
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Listen,
I really need a rest stop.
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Again?
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I have a bladder
the size of a Brazil nut.
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We just call them nuts here.
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Suckers.
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Suckers!
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I guess planning a
vacation around a missing kid
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is not the way
to have fun.
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00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,106
Hey.
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Time for Brazil's favorite
kids' show, Teleboobies.
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Clockwise!
Counter-clockwise.
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Where's your father?
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Kidnapped.
246
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,748
Oh, my God!
What are we supposed to do?
247
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,792
I don't know.
Wait for the call.
248
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,420
On top of. Beneath.
249
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,839
On top of. Beneath.
250
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,633
So, you want me to
find your husband?
251
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,759
Yes.
252
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,636
And you also want me
to find a little boy?
253
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,762
That's right.
254
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,265
I don't think there
is a boy or a husband!
255
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,684
I think you have
a thing for me.
256
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,062
I've been shot!
257
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,274
I am flattered,
but I do not swing that way.
258
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,651
I have another itch.
259
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,570
Yeah, well,
scratch it yourself.
260
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,322
I'm not going there again.
261
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,407
I have sent the ransom note.
262
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:55,162
If your family wants to see you
alive again, they would be wise to pay.
263
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:59,041
I don't know. They've been seeing
me alive for free for a long time.
264
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,338
So, have you got
the $50,000?
265
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,925
Well, with all our savings and
the money Grampa wired us,
266
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,094
we have $1,200.
267
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,890
That's very nice, honey.
That'll buy you
268
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,727
one of my legs or something
they call a mystery bag.
269
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,103
I'll get back to you.
270
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,730
They have $1,200.
271
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,984
$1,200? You've
already eaten that much.
272
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,903
Come on. I didn't...
273
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,656
Well, maybe.
274
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,866
Enough of your blarney!
Get the money!
275
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,535
Ahoy-hoy.
276
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,288
Mr. Burns,
it's Homer Simpson.
277
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,291
I've been kidnapped
and I need $50,000.
278
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:46,213
Hmm. Well, I'm high on sheep
embryos, so I am feeling charitable.
279
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,007
How about I advance you
the money and you work it off?
280
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,300
No deal!
281
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,972
Moe's Tavern. Home of
the stinkiest rag in America!
282
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,349
Hey, Moe.
283
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,976
Homer, listen. I need 50
grand. Don't ask me why.
284
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,937
No, no.
I need 50 grand!
285
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,522
I asked you first!
286
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,274
Fine. I'll send you
50 grand. Thanks.
287
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,736
Hello, Flanders.
I need 100 grand.
288
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,571
Well, I don't
really have that much.
289
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,325
But if you need it that bad,
you'll be in my prayers.
290
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,993
Go suck a Bible!
291
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,041
This is all my fault.
292
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,086
I came to find someone, but
now I've just lost Dad and...
293
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,171
What is that noise?
294
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,883
That irritating, intoxicating
music with a beat
295
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,927
that sends your
inhibitions packing?
296
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,387
It's Carnival!
297
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,565
Oh, your father
would've loved this.
298
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,901
The drunkenness,
the ambiguous sexuality...
299
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,447
I've got to
get out of here!
300
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:58,994
You cannot run from Carnival!
Because even running is a kind of dance!
301
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,122
I am on fire, and I dance!
302
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,792
I'll just dance and
worry at the same time.
303
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,388
Hey, look! It's the stripper
from the kids' show.
304
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,641
She makes paying
attention cool.
305
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,231
Lisa! Lisa!
306
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,610
It's me, Ronaldo!
307
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,111
Ronaldo!
308
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,614
Yes.
I am Flamenco Flamingo.
309
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,034
And it all started with the
dancing shoes you bought me.
310
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,410
Why didn't you tell me?
311
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,620
I tried to write.
312
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,122
But I didn't know
what state you lived in.
313
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,249
It's a bit of a mystery, yes.
314
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,628
But if you look at the clues,
you can figure it out.
315
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:53,673
Oh, no! The parade, she
starts. Meet me at the estudio.
316
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,800
Where is it?
317
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,884
That way!
318
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,556
Here is the ransom
for your father.
319
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,308
Are you sure
you can afford it?
320
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,310
I make as much as
Malcolm in the Middle.
321
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,730
And because I have no parents,
my earnings remain unstolen.
322
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,443
We're supposed to
bring the ransom money
323
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,111
to the top of
Sugar Loaf Mountain.
324
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,322
The tension is killing me!
325
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,657
How about this?
326
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,662
That's not tense enough. It's
making light of the situation.
327
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,707
Yup, that's it. Just
right. That's the one.
328
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,417
Look, there's Dad!
329
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:34,339
Listen, I made a little scrapbook
to remember the kidnapping.
330
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,592
I'm still working on it.
But as you can see...
331
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,263
Look. This is that cigarette
butt you burned me with.
332
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,098
You slept like a baby
that night.
333
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,102
I remember that, yeah.
334
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,649
Homer,
why are you laughing?
335
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,693
He has
the Stockholm syndrome.
336
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,863
He has come to
identify with his captors.
337
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,073
They let me
stay up all night!
338
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,325
Well, you won't be
doing that at home.
339
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,287
Now, hand over the money
and you get your Homer back.
340
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,962
Look at all that
pink and purple.
341
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,797
Our money sure is gay.
342
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,090
You are free to go.
343
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,216
Woo-hoo!
344
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,012
Piece of cake!
345
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,060
We should make these
transfers in a safer place.
346
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,814
It was Homer's idea.
You say no to that face.
347
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,748
Homie, are you okay?
348
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,083
Yes, honey.
I'm better than okay.
349
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,587
Because I've learned that
no matter how bad I screw up,
350
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,756
you'll always bail me out.
351
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,305
Mom? Dad?
352
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,223
We better do
something about this.
353
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,018
Don't be sad.
It's Carnival!
354
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,607
Whoopee!
355
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:06,950
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