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The Simpsons.
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Give up, Mr. Simpson! We
know you have the Olympic torch!
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For God sakes, Homer!
Give them back their flame!
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No! The Olympics have preempted
my favorite shows for the last time.
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You can always find your
favorite shows next month.
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You wait till next month!
You wait till next month!
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Every four years.
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We've recovered the flame!
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It's beautiful.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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No!
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I'm bored.
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Hey, a fair!
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Springfield
Preparatory School?
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Dad, you told me there were
no private schools in Springfield.
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But knowing about it would
make you want to go here.
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Hello and thank you for
coming to our fundraiser.
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I'm headmaster
St. John Van Hookstratten.
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10-4, Princess.
Is that your beer tent?
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Monkeys point.
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Monkeys cry.
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This campus is so
lush and verdant.
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Yes. You probably recognize it
from the film Calling All Coeds.
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Oh! Is that where
Boozer drank the pee?
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It's one of the places.
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Sorry.
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This school
has everything.
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I know. Doesn't it
just honk you off?
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Their periodic
table has 250 elements!
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And our school board's
cut us back to 16.
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All of them lanthanides.
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You know, we could get equipment
like this through a bond issue.
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Here's
your bond issue!
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Quick. Take these.
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Principal Skinner,
you're just stealing.
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Welcome to Dick
Cheney's America.
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Mmm! All this food
is so froufrou.
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Faberge egg salad.
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Look, Brandine.
It's Wolfgang Puck.
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Mr. Puck, you make the only grub
what satisfies my gut worm, I swear.
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Try my Rice Krispie squares.
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They are wasabi-infused
with a portobello glaze.
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And you can buy
them at the airport.
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I make mine with M&M's.
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With M&M's?
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Now that's what
I call fusion.
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I could sell them
on the Internet.
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To the Puck-mobile!
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Ha! Go, go, go!
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No one's doing any bumping.
Time to ram-a-lam these ding-dongs.
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Good show.
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Hey, Marge.
Watch me burn Flanders.
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"Ned Flanders bids $50."
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And the winner of the
$100 bill is Ned Flanders!
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This is going
right to the orphanage.
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We have a winner!
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These will be great
for advancing our research.
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Yes. Our research.
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Hey, that's my
backpack!
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Look at her cry!
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New money always cries!
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Drop the backpack, Jack.
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The name is Jackington.
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Retreat!
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To the Hamptons!
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Tra-la-la, la-la-la!
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You were so brave to
take on all those bullies.
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Those weren't bullies.
That's a bully.
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Hey, butler,
stop butling yourself.
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Would that I could, sir.
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Time to go, Greta.
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Your mother's custody
starts at 1800 hours.
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Your dad's McBain?
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I've played
many characters.
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McBain, Officer Nick
Vengeance, Sergeant Murder,
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and I was a voice
on the Frasier.
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Would you like to come
to my house sometime?
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If it's okay with my dad.
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Come. We play Uno. I chase
you with hose. No biggie.
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Wow. Cool!
I guess we're leaving, too.
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No, I belong here! Please!
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Don't worry, honey.
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We can't afford this now,
but when it's time for college,
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I promise my darling daughter
can go to the finest school there is.
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In South Carolina.
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Oh! I will not be
a Gamecock!
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You will too!
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No!
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Go Gamecocks!
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No!
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It's so cute you're going
to a little girl's house.
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Look, boy, here's my
advice on women.
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Don't give them nicknames
like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar,"
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and always get receipts. Makes
you look like a business guy.
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What the hell is that?
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That car's as big
as all outdoors!
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Wow. What kind of
mileage does it get?
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One highway, zero city.
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Bart, your little tie
makes me smile.
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Excuse me, but you don't sound
as tough as you do in the movies.
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If you don't
shut your big yap,
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I will rip off your face
and use it as a napkin!
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Laughing time is over.
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These are props from
one of my dad's movies,
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The Incredible
Shrinking McBain.
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Wow! The Q-tip he
used to kill Ross Perot.
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Everything
in your house is so cool.
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What's your house like?
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Oh, it's okay. My bed
is stuffed with hay.
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Bart,
you're so funny.
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Yeah.
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You haven't seen Itchy &
Scratchy till you've seen it on DVD.
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show.
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Oh, my body!
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Check out
the audio commentary.
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We shot this at
4:00 in the morning,
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and the crew was
getting a little cranky.
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You can never get enough
takes for Steven Soderbergh.
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Always wants more...
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I hope you enjoy
these German sausages.
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I've been grinding all day, so
I'm not sure what organ meat
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is in what intestinal casing.
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Bratwurst? Sauerbraten?
Donderblitzen?
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Oh, Mom, isn't there
anything vegetarian?
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Homer, I see your daughter
is one of those whale-kissing,
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Dukakis-hugging moon maidens.
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Yeah,
one time she...
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She's looking
at us. Be cool.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I gotcha.
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One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war!
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One, two, three!
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Hey, that was
a fast count!
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Remember when I said I
would eat you last? I lied.
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Hi, Bart.
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Whazzup!
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Oh! You brought someone.
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Yeah, this is Milhouse.
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He's my best friend because...
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Well, geographical
convenience, really.
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I'm wearing my bathing
suit under my pants.
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Um... You want
to go swimming?
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Okay, but you have
to watch me dive.
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Fine.
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Do you promise?
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Just go!
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He'll sleep tonight!
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Hello, gentlemen. Would you
care to meet my new best friend?
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Rainier Wolfcastle?
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Hey, I've been using
that ab roller you endorse,
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but I haven't
gotten any results.
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Right, because you've
been using it backward.
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Are you really
Homer's friend?
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After they shoot your movies,
who gets the leftover film?
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Is it true that if I kill
you, I become you?
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This looks like a job for
my authorized look-alike.
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Hi, I'm Chuck.
I live in his trunk.
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So how much you
look-alikes make?
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'Cause some say I look
like Macaulay Culkin.
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These courtside
seats are great.
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Thanks for the hookup,
Wolfie.
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I just want my
daughter to be happy.
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Plus, you eat the pretzels
I drop on the floor.
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That I do, sir.
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Bart, my school's
having a dance.
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It's pretty lame, but
maybe you can make it fun,
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if we went together.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Defense!
Defense! Defense!
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Defense! Defense! Defense!
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Ouch! I sat on
something sharp!
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Oh, that's just
Lara Flynn Boyle.
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I have a Boyle on my ass!
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Now, Willie, don't tell anyone I'm
trying my stand-up comedy act tonight.
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If the students find out
I'm performing at Floppy's,
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I'll never live it down.
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I won't tell if you
put me on the guest list.
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All right. Plus one?
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Nay.
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Now, I'll give you directions
starting from the Simpsons' house.
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We are so there!
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Aren't you supposed to take
Greta to the dance tonight?
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Oh, yeah. Maybe I
should keep my promise.
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I just hope the audience is kind
because my material is weak,
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and I have that
bladder thing.
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That's it!
I'm blowing off the dance!
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This is the biggest thing that's
happened to me since chocolate milk!
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They've got
chocolate milk now?
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That was the prop comedy
of the sea captain.
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More like
"thar he blows!"
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Yarr, I'm so sorry.
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All right. Let's keep
this train wreck moving.
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Principal Skinner? I know
him. He's not funny. Well, enjoy.
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So, it's standardized
testing time again.
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Have you ever noticed how the
dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?
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Seymour! Seymour!
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Lost my place.
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Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe a
little improv would raise the roof here.
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Would someone
name a profession?
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Loser Principal!
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I think I heard
California surfer.
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You suck, Seymour!
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Oh, man. What a dork.
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Greta called. It seems
you told her you were sick.
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Lisa, I only lied because
it was the easiest way
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to get what I wanted.
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Bart, this girl is in love
with you! Think about it!
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Hey, I didn't lead her on. I
always played it light and breezy.
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Well, if you don't
feel the way Greta does,
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you've got to tell her
before she gets hurt.
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All right.
I know what to do.
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I'll dump her like she's
never been dumped before.
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Then we'll go right
back to being friends.
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Well, Bart, you really
understand women.
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Lise, women are easy.
State capitals are hard!
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00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,379
And where were you?
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Cockfight.
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You're breaking up with me?
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Don't worry. We get
that a lot here.
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Lou, you can't leave
the force! I can change!
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I just think there's more
money in private security.
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All I'm hearing
is I'm too fat.
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Aren't I?
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I can't believe
he dumped me!
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In my movies, this is
where I would go berserk.
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Dad, this isn't a movie.
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No. Let my muscles hug you.
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Greta, I'm sorry I didn't
handle the breakup well,
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but you're a sweet kid and
someday you'll find someone who...
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Whazzup!
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Milhouse? Greta?
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00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,663
Well, no one has to
draw me a picture!
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Oh! But I did.
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Greta,
is this how it is?
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Yes.
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Except he kissed me
in the eye.
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I was an idiot. Now I'll be alone
forever. Why did I break up with her?
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Oh, Bart,
it's human nature.
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You only want her because
someone else has her.
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Prove it, using
examples from this room.
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All right, look. Maggie's not
playing with this ball right now,
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but look what happens
when I take it.
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See? Give me the
ball! Give me the ball!
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She use ta be
She use ta be my girl.
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She use ta be my girl
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I wouldn't lie about
a thing like that.
249
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,543
She use ta be my girl.
250
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,506
Well, well
She use ta be my girl.
251
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,802
Leave a message at the beep.
252
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,596
But don't be a message
monster hogging all my tape!
253
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,973
Uh, Greta, it's me.
254
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,643
I think you left your pencil
over at my house, and...
255
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,728
He's there now, isn't he?
256
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,022
I knew it. You're there.
Just hear me out.
257
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,441
Bart, forget it.
I'm leaving in 10 minutes.
258
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,193
My dad's shooting
a movie in Toronto.
259
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,362
You're
going to Spain?
260
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,697
Goodbye, Bart.
261
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,702
So to win Greta back,
I have to go to Toronto.
262
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,789
Canada? Why should we leave
America to visit America Junior?
263
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,210
This is for love, Dad.
Someday you'll feel what I feel.
264
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:29,297
It's only fair. We went to
Europe when Lisa lost her balloon.
265
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,466
Maggie, what do you think?
266
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:35,971
All right, Son. We'll
all go! First class!
267
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:52,404
It's so clean
and bland. I'm home!
268
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,908
Wow! This bus station is
the birthplace of Paul Shaffer.
269
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,203
Dad, no!
It says, "Don't walk!"
270
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,205
It doesn't matter. They
have free health care.
271
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,332
Whoa! I'm rich!
272
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,711
Take off!
To the Great White North!
273
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,006
Take off!
It's a beauty way to go!
274
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,257
Take off...
275
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,259
I'm a 10-year-old
boy in Toronto.
276
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,636
I should be the happiest
kid in the world.
277
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,764
But I can't stop
thinking about Greta!
278
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,225
You'll win her back, eh. And
B, we're closing in five minutes.
279
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,686
Would a US dollar
change your mind?
280
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,021
American currency!
281
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,375
What time would you like
your breakfast, sir?
282
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,276
Take off!
To the Great White North!
283
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,863
Over there you can see them
shooting the film Canadian Graffiti.
284
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,827
Oh, I see you drive
on the left up here.
285
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,412
No, Ma'am. I'm drunk.
286
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,664
There it is!
Wolfcastle's movie set!
287
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,218
Excuse me. Which way
to the chess club?
288
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,386
What's your name, nerd?
289
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,722
Melvin Eugene Puny-meyer.
290
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,975
Well, well, a big
muscle-bound nerd.
291
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,645
Ha! Just more
of you to pick on.
292
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,105
The geek shall
inherit the earth.
293
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,653
There she is, boy.
294
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,821
I don't know, Dad.
295
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,197
What if she's
still mad at me?
296
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,406
Listen to me, Son.
297
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,825
No one loves a quitter.
298
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,494
So you go over there
and you win her back.
299
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,162
But she might say no.
300
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,957
Oh, I quit.
There's no convincing you.
301
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,584
I'm
gonna take a nap.
302
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:39,177
You're not gonna win her back.
She's with the "House" now.
303
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,306
Milhouse, she's only dating
you to get back at me.
304
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,059
My therapist said that's
all I could ever hope for.
305
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,936
So take off, hoser!
306
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,193
I'm gonna knock you
into the next province!
307
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,158
Well, we've seen some
wild sweeping here today.
308
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,871
Yes. The broom handling
has been truly dazzling.
309
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,623
What's this?
310
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,836
Two young Yankee Doodles
have turned this match into a dandy.
311
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,590
Both our viewers
must be thrilled.
312
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:23,138
Greta, I miss you so much.
Please be my girlfriend again.
313
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,432
No.
Yes!
314
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,475
The "House" always wins!
315
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,768
Sorry, Milhouse.
316
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,646
I thought Canada would
save our relationship,
317
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,023
but it only made it worse.
318
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,067
You're breaking up
with me? Why?
319
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:40,030
I guess I was just looking
for someone more masculine.
320
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,825
I told you! I don't know how
that scrunchie got in my hair!
321
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:48,121
Sorry, guys. But you two have put
me off dating for at least four years.
322
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,916
I think I'll just buckle down and
co-produce my dad's movies.
323
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,460
Need a unit production
manager?
324
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,711
It's too late, Bart.
325
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,757
Well, I guess
we're single again.
326
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:02,010
I can't believe I have
to give her half my stuff!
327
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,762
But are we still friends?
328
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,514
Till the next one.
So, what do we do now?
329
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:10,894
Well, we're in Canada.
Let's find something fun!
330
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,772
I've got just
the ticket! Come on!
331
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,527
I can't believe we're on the
Canadian Olympic Basketball team.
332
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,696
Yep. It's just that easy.
333
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,118
Wow, that was close.
You can be the center.
334
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,667
How come you always
run out of tardy slips
335
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,378
before you run out
of permission slips?
336
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,046
How come you suck?
337
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,840
I lack confidence?
338
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,721
Whazzup!
339
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,602
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