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The Simpsons.
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Ah, there's nothing better than
relaxing with my favorite magazine.
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Oh, they're showing the
filling now. Can they do that?
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What the hell is that?
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Rainbows. Tank tops.
Empowerment.
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This is the gay pride
parade! Woo-hoo!
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We're here!
We're queer! Get used to it!
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You do this every year!
We are used to it!
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Spoil sport!
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Oh, honey. Think pink!
Look, a salute to safe sex.
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We're gay.
We're glad.
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But don't tell
Mom and Dad.
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Wouldn't it be great if that
man and woman got together?
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Cool! It's Lesbians
of the Caribbean!
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Yo, ho, ho It's an
alternative lifestyle for me.
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Oh, a salute to brunch!
Wave to brunch, Maggie.
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Oh, look at those abs.
Everyone here has a six-pack
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and I'm the only one
with a keg.
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Oh, God! Cover up!
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That's it!
We're out of here!
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Four tickets
for Shenani-Goats!
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Why is this movie PG-13?
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"It may contain brief
rudeness, adult explosions,
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"and scenes with
Garry Shandling."
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These are so easy.
It's obviously Tom Hanks.
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Who?
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Otm Shank. He is India's
answer to Brian Dennehy.
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Otm Shank.
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Come on!
Show the movie!
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Justin's soccer team
was in last place...
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You suck! No wonder your
parents are getting divorced!
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...until they
dug up a new player.
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Ed O'Neill is Soccer Mummy.
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I feel good.
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Go, Soccer Mummy! You
taught me to believe in myself!
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I feel good.
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The professor said
not to let him get a boner!
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I'm laughing!
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But it's a laugh
of impatience!
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Show the movie!
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So many previews. So many
previews. So many previews.
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And now,
our feature presentation.
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If that's a phrase you like to
hear, then you'll love Movie Call!
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Start the movie!
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Start the movie!
Start the movie!
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Start the movie!
Start the...
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They're out of control!
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Well, if we wanted
to live forever,
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we wouldn't
have become ushers.
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Stop the madness!
Start the movie!
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Maybe we should
try to calm Dad down.
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I prefer to egg him on.
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Hey, Dad, has
the movie started yet?
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Homer, you're going
to get in trouble.
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I'm not scared
of those ushers.
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What are they gonna do?
Advance on me?
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This ends here!
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And so, for helping to
KO litter in our community,
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I hereby dedicate this statue
of Drederick Tatum!
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Litter is my most
treacherous foe.
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I would like to
eat its children.
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So long, suckers!
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My mouth.
My beautiful mouth!
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Excellent bout.
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Now we go party.
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Homer, you've suffered
a broken jaw.
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Broken jaw!
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He won't be able to talk
for quite some time.
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I've wired his jaw shut. It's
all explained in this pamphlet.
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Oh, dear!
You can't eat solid foods!
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Those are his favorites!
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I can't eat solid food!
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Stop it, Homer!
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Oh, don't worry.
On a man his size,
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that just provides
sexual release.
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Hey, Dad, I'm gonna
make a human yo-yo.
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If you object,
clearly say no.
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No! No objections,
eh? That's great.
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Milhouse, you ready to
imitate that Jackass show?
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All those disclaimers
made me want to do it more!
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Oh, yeah!
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Hey, Duff lovers! Does
anyone in this bar love Duff?
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Hey, it's Duffman!
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Newsweek said you died
of liver failure.
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Duffman can never die!
Only the actors who play him!
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Oh, yeah!
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You must be here for the
Duff Trivia Challenge.
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That's right,
local distributor.
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One of you could win
a lifetime supply of Duff!
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Okay, chug monkeys,
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"What beverage
brewed since ancient times
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"is made from
hops and grains?"
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How about ancient
hop grain juice?
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Beer! Beer! Beer!
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Wait, wait, wait. Homer's
trying to make a guess.
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Beer, beer, beer!
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What are you doing? You're getting
some kind of booze all over me!
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Time's up!
The answer is beer!
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Ooh. Duff luck.
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I never would've
figured that out.
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That's the kind of thing
you just gotta know.
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I am not gonna make you
another sparerib smoothie.
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Most people with their jaws
wired shut don't gain weight.
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"How was your day?"
Do you really want to know?
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Well, let's see.
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I was in the kitchen counting
the corncobs on the curtains,
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when who should ring the
doorbell but Ned Flanders.
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It seems he wants to
ban culottes in the schools.
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Pardon my French, but
sometimes that man's a goofy-doofy.
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Marge thinks
Flanders is annoying.
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This marriage
just got interesting.
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She's so cute.
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You want to know
what happened?
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Really?
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We were playing foursquare
and I called no double taps,
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and Ralph double taps.
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And I said, "You're out," and he
says, "I can do a summersault,"
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which had nothing
to do with anything!
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Maybe a hug
will cork her cry hole.
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Thanks for listening, Dad.
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We gotta coordinate
on this thing.
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So the substitute
teacher comes in
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and says
her name is Mrs. Doody,
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and everyone's looking at me
like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it."
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Then it hits me.
I've become a clown.
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A class clown.
And it sickens me.
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Wow,
Bart has feelings.
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Mrs. Doody.
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Three wars back we called
sauerkraut "liberty cabbage,"
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and we called
liberty cabbage "super slaw!"
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And back then, a suitcase was
known as a Swedish lunchbox.
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'Course,
nobody knew that but me.
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Anyway, "Long story short"
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is a phrase whose origins
are complicated and rambling.
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You know, tomorrow is the
Annual Springfield Formal Event.
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We weren't going to go after
last year's unpleasantness.
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That donkey is such
a bad influence on you.
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But breaking your jaw
has made you so sweet.
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Maybe we can go.
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Mmm. I better polish those
jaw wires for tomorrow.
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A formal!
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The one place you can wear
a tiara and not look crazy.
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So, how are we
enjoying the festivities?
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Yes. The music is
from southern Hungary.
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That's quite an ear.
Have some money.
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Your husband is
quite the gentleman.
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Most people laugh
at my googly eye.
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Well, I've never
seen a man
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politely pass up
so many hors d'oeuvres.
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My husband, Maxtone Witherball,
has already had three shrimp!
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Someone's done
her henpecking.
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You two are quite the couple.
You must dine with us at Toad Hall.
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Thank you.
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This has been one of the most
magical evenings of my life.
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I'm horny.
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I don't know what you said,
but I'm sure it was beautiful.
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Oh, Homer. This is
the kind of night
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I thought we could
never have together.
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Incident-free.
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Oh, Homer,
drop by my office tomorrow
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and I can remove
those jaw wires.
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You'll be just the way
you used to be.
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And Reverend, I'll put in
those pec implants on Thursday.
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Super.
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Homer,
your breath smells terrible.
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I'll have to take off my
shoes to cover the odor.
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Nicely done.
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And when I couldn't talk,
I learned to listen.
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I learned so much
about my family.
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You'd be surprised
how much you hear
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if you just listen
once in awhile.
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Really? Let's try it.
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Hello? Yeah. I'd like to
arrange for an escort, please.
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To where? How about
Orgasmville! You... Hello? Hello?
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Oh! Hey.
How you doing?
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I was just
telling all the guys
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how losing the power of
speech made me a better man.
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I couldn't agree more.
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You're today's modern,
enlightened man,
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the kind
we television producers
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have been booking
since the mid '70s.
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Hey, what are you
doing in here?
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I'm an alcoholic.
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Homer, will you appear
on my show?
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Sure thing, alky.
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Welcome to Afternoon Yak.
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Today we will meet a man
who couldn't open his mouth,
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so he learned to
open his heart.
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Please welcome
Homer and Marge Simpson.
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So, Marge, tell.
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What's it like kissing a man
with a mouth full of metal?
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My boyfriend has
a metal tongue stud.
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Who cares
what's on his tongue,
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as long as he's
a stud where it counts!
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I'm talking downtown!
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Marge, what was Homer
like before he broke his jaw?
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Well, he would eat
all the time.
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We'd be making love
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and he'd have a mouth full
of Hershey's Miniatures.
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Krackel was my favorite.
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I hope that was the only
miniature in the bedroom.
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I'm talking downtown!
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And before he broke
his jaw he never listened,
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but now he takes to heart
everything I say.
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Well, as much
as humanly possible.
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Well, Marge told us
when you didn't listen,
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it led to weckless,
criminal behavior.
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He did such crazy things.
Roll the clip.
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Ostrich burgers!
Get your ostrich burgers!
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I'll take one.
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Okay. You pick one out
and I'll punch it to death.
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Hey there,
little sweet...
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Dude, I thought
we were friends!
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Well, I'm not proud
of that clip.
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Homela, it's easy to change, but
what's hard is not changing back.
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Do you promise not to revive
your weckless, weckless ways?
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I don't know. The Demolition
Derby is next month.
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Please, Homie? No
more craziness? For me?
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Well, okay. For you,
I'll be as dull as Dilbert.
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Very good. Our next topic,
"My Son Still Wets the Bed."
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You told me we were
going to Red Lobster!
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Hmm. All clean,
just the way I left it.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Well, so much for
the new Homer.
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What's going on?
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We're rehearsing a play.
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Yes, and I was merely reading
the title, I'm Gonna Kill You.
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Oh. It's just
a false alarm.
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Yep. Nothing to get
excited about.
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Well, I'll be in the kitchen
if you need me.
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Professor Van Doran,
so good to see you.
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Ah. Rehearsing
a play, I see.
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This place is so dull. The
911 button is covered with dust.
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I just poured myself
a new glass of milk.
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The old one sat out
for a little while.
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Are you coming to bed?
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It's 7:30.
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Marge, I could stand here
and argue with you,
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but then I'd have to get a new
glass of milk. Good night, honey.
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Boy, things are
going really good.
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Good, good, good, good,
good, good, good!
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Look at that freckle.
I should dig that out.
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00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,682
Good. Good.
That feels good.
244
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,232
This place
is so boring!
245
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,235
If somebody doesn't do
something interesting,
246
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,696
I'm gonna have to!
But what?
247
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,912
The Demolition Derby?
248
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,582
Oh, that'll scratch my itch.
249
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,338
Marge? Marge is gone! But at
least the Demolition Derby form is...
250
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,383
What? No!
251
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,896
Ooh, listen to
all that revving!
252
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,273
Drivers,
start your engines!
253
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,696
Vendors,
start your gouging!
254
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,948
I'll pay anything!
255
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,409
And now,
smashie-smashie!
256
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,540
Looking good, Mrs. S.
257
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,754
Uh-oh. Come on, old girl.
Show them what you got.
258
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,715
Whoa!
259
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,013
Catch you later, radiator!
260
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,392
Oh, my God. I hit someone.
Then I taunted him.
261
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,436
I've never felt more alive!
262
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,902
What was I thinking trying
to feel alive? Forget that!
263
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,201
Don't hurt me! I'm not
like you people! I'm loved!
264
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,122
I caught a head!
265
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,084
Oh, dang!
It's been scooped out.
266
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,758
Go around! Go around!
267
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,513
There she is!
268
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,517
Dad, you've gotta
do something!
269
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,019
But bold moves are
no longer my forte.
270
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,063
She could get hurt!
271
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,190
What do I do?
What do I do?
272
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,317
Wait, I know.
Beer here!
273
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,402
Sure, sonny.
274
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,875
This beer's deliskous.
I'm gonna saves me wife.
275
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,210
Now, let's get this show
on the road.
276
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,339
So many dings.
277
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,135
Quit banging my wife!
278
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,472
A man
on a donkey!
279
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,516
Never in my six
weeks on the job
280
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,476
have I seen
the likes of this.
281
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,695
Looks like I needs some fuel
for me mule. Gas for me ass.
282
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,374
Looks like a little angel.
Now to save me Marge!
283
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,337
Homer, save me! Save me!
284
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,014
He saved her! Isn't it great
to have the old Dad back?
285
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,683
I thought you liked
the new Dad. Whatever.
286
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,775
This family needs a live
wire, but it's just not me.
287
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,403
That's okay, Marge.
You're a good wet blanket.
288
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,739
The kind I like
wrapped around me.
289
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,453
When Homer's jaw was
crushed, crushed, crushed,
290
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,247
his life took
a nitro-burning funny turn!
291
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,376
Oh, yeah! It's important
to grow, grow, grow,
292
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,254
but if you take it to the max,
max, max, it's gonna get ugly!
293
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,798
In the mud!
294
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,394
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