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The Simpsons.
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Let's get started.
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First I'd like to announce
that thanks to the magic
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of Disney Animatronics,
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Strom Thurmond will
live another 100 years.
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Twenty more terms!
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Moving on to new business,
what act of unmitigated evil
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shall the Republican Party
undertake this week?
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You've already
done enough, Nader.
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Let's get rid of PBS!
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Those lousy Muppets
have been taking
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food out of my mouth
for too long!
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I say we crack down
on the hippies.
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Bla.
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What about this
dang environment?
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Back in Texas,
we got rid of it,
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and it made everyone
a lot happier.
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He was so happy...
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Excellent.
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We shall destroy
the environment
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by scrapping every
anti-pollution law.
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Now Bob Dole will read
from the Necronomicon.
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In addition, the
administration has declared
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recycling a felony.
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And Smokey the Bear
is now Choppy the Lumberjack.
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These trees are our
national heritage!
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A grizzly bear
with a chainsaw.
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Now there's
a killing machine!
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Stop endangering yourself.
Stop endangering yourself.
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Eyes stinging!
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Good Lord! Acid rain!
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I'm singing
in the rain.
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Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling.
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It burns like
a Glasgow bikini wax!
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We'd better stay inside, at least
until the squirrels stop melting.
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No problem. There's
plenty of activities inside.
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Now let's see how our
blind dates liked each other.
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Oh, I really felt
there was a connection,
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and I would definitely
go out with her again.
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He smelled like puke!
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The TV!
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Stop screaming, Homer.
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Quit trying to
control me.
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We don't need TV
to have family fun.
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Why don't we
play Monopoly?
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Which version?
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We've got
Star Wars Monopoly.
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Let's stick to
original Monopoly.
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The game is crazy
enough as it is.
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How can an iron
be a landlord?
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Pennsylvania Avenue.
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I want to buy a house.
Hey, where'd they go?
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New shooter!
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That's it, baby.
Welcome to Marvin Gardens.
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We'll see about that.
One, two, three...
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You're a little
light here, Dad.
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I'm good for the rest.
You know I am.
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Well, I'd like
to trust you, Homer.
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But you've been
in jail three times.
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They told me it would
be like this on the outside.
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These hotels are made of
Legos. Bart, you're cheating!
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Lisa, it was probably
an accident.
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Oh, sure.
You take his side
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just because he bought you
that house on St. James Place.
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Who else is gonna
take care of her? Dad?
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Why you little...
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Stop fighting!
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Mom, that's not how
you pry them apart.
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I've been prying them apart
since before you were born!
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Okay. Everyone
turn to the left.
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Hey! Oh, come on, people.
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The Prison Nutcracker Suite
is one week away.
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And I don't see
five Sugar Plums.
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I see five guys
who don't know
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their moves
and don't seem to care!
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There, I said it!
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That better be Wardrobe.
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And it better be
good news.
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Hello?
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It sounds like
a domestic disturbance.
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All right.
We'll be right back.
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And don't try anything, because
Johanssen there is a snitch.
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Another case of
Monopoly-related violence, Chief.
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How do those Parker
Brothers sleep at night?
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We better send in
the Negotia-bot.
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I am Brenda.
I am programmed to talk
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in a calm and
constructive manner.
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Destroy! Destroy!
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Hey, this is taffy!
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Police brutality!
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And chew-tality!
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Nice work, Brenda.
I'll take it from here.
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No way.
This is my collar.
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Too bad real women
don't come with these, huh?
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You got that right.
Quiet, you!
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That counts as
your phone call.
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Thanks a lot,
everybody.
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Now, I'll never get into
an Ivy League school.
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You're going to Stanford.
You're going to Stanford.
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You're going to Stanford.
You're going to Stanford.
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Take it back!
Take it back!
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Stanford. This family
has hit rock bottom.
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Hello. I'm Gabriel.
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A heavenly choir.
You must be an angel!
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No. That's my pager.
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I'm a social worker.
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I'm here to help you stop
fighting and become a family again.
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No. You are
an angel.
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Like Denzel Washington
in The Preacher's Wife,
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or Will Smith in Bagger Vance,
or Slimer in Ghostbusters.
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Sir, we know
you're not an angel.
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My husband sees
too many movies.
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Don't blame me. Blame
Tinseltown in its second golden age,
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may it never end.
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In a difficult
case like this,
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I like to observe each
family member individually.
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Well, my room
is my sanctuary.
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My family knows
that and respects that.
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I got sprayed by a skunk! Let
me rub it off on your sweaters!
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Just 10 more years.
Just 10 more years.
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Just 10 more years.
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Attention, everyone. This is
Gabriel, my personal social worker.
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He has to be here.
I'm just that nuts.
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How come you get
a social worker?
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I'm the one
with stigmata.
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Thank you, Marge. You
sure do love cooking.
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Food keeps
my family happy.
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So, I make a few practice
dinners before showtime.
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Because at 6:00,
we go live!
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Ah! Okay, Gabriel,
this is a bar.
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It's where I go
to drink alcohol,
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which is the mortal
equivalent of your ambrosia.
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Homer, I am not an angel!
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Well,
not with that temper.
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Look, the thing about my
family is there's five of us.
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Marge, Bart,
Girl Bart,
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the one who doesn't
talk, and the fat guy.
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How I loathe him!
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Okay. Why are we
in the woods?
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Is this heaven?
No.
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I brought you out
here to shake off
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your negative
behavior patterns.
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Marge, you medicate
your family with food.
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Bart, you'll do
anything for attention.
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Cut that out!
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They chose me.
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Homer, your problem
is quite simple.
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You're a drunken,
childish buffoon.
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Which is society's
fault because...
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It's your fault, Homer.
But I've got an exercise
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that will help all of you break
out of the roles you're stuck in.
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Who feels like lunch? Me!
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Me!
Right here!
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Me, too!
Good.
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I hung it on
the top of that tree.
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But how are we
supposed to get it?
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You'll just
have to cooperate.
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Cooperate?
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Well, this is one family
that doesn't swing that way!
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Are you sure?
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I made roast
beef sandwiches,
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one falafel...
Thank you.
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...and plenty
of beer.
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Give me that beer!
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Gabriel, are you okay?
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Yes. But I'm afraid
your lunch
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has attracted some
unwanted visitors.
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We've got to do
something! But what?
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Okay, family huddle.
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Here's how
it's gonna go down.
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As a family,
we drive away.
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We cover for each
other as a family.
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That's what Gabriel
would've wanted.
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Look. We can't fall
into old patterns.
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We've got to
think of a plan.
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Okay. But
talk like this.
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Fine. I'll talk
like this.
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What?
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Look, Gabriel! We're
learning to work together!
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That's great. But so are
the wolves and cougars!
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Dad's on the log. Now, Mom, you
get the car and pull them to safety!
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My driving ankle.
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Bart, I know
this sounds crazy,
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but do you think
you can drive a car?
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Okay. But it's
my first time.
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Here's the keys.
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I got a set.
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Now, Bart!
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Give them the food!
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Oh, no! The roast beef
is making them stronger!
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And the falafel is
making them angrier!
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Give them the beer!
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It will impair
their motor skills!
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No! I will never...
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Oh, wait. It's Blatz.
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Hey, they're
all right.
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We are family.
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Our bitter fights
are now history.
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We are family.
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Wolves and cougars
ate our roast beef.
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Well, I think
you all did great.
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You broke out of
your normal roles
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to accomplish
something as a family.
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I really earned
my wings.
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I knew it!
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No. I mean this CD.
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Band on the run.
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You know, we've been through
some 280 adventures together,
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but our bond has
never been stronger.
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Yeah. Our family is as
functional as all get out.
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Could this be the end
of our series of events?
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. I'm looking
for Homer Simpson.
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Oh, it's the woman
I married in Vegas!
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Homer, you're
a bad man,
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and your seed should
be wiped from the earth.
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No offense, children.
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Homer and Ned, you
may now kiss your brides.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Homer! It's okay! We're married!
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You and Ned married
a couple of floozies?
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Marge, I'm sorry!
But it wasn't my fault.
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Liquors drunkened me!
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If I had known there were
loose women in Las Vegas,
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I would never
have let you go!
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Look, I did marry her!
But I abandoned her!
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Amber, tell her how
I abandoned you!
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This is the worst thing
you've ever done!
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Well, Ginger,
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it sure is neat that you
managed to hunt me down.
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Where's the bed?
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Oh Lord, I know my
new wife is a little more
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peppermint than
you're used to.
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But I know you'd want me to
honor my sacred vows. So, I will.
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Hey, stud. Where do you keep
your Wet Ones? I need a shower.
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Oh, we've got a real
shower upstairs.
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Upstairs? I hit
the jackpot!
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So, sitting
on the bed, eh?
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Get out, Homer.
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Look, I married her. But
that is as far as we went.
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We never ever made whoopee,
or even mouth whoopee!
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Homer, I don't know
if I can ever forgive you.
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Please go away.
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Fair enough.
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But I'm gonna come back
with the greatest gift
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a husband can give his wife.
An annulment from his secret wife.
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Mr. Simpson, under Nevada law,
bigamy, or "Mormon Hold 'Em,"
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is perfectly legal.
Both marriages stand.
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But I only love Marge!
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I hereby order you to take
care of both of your wives!
251
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,312
Bailiff, ring him!
252
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:50,490
You can't kick me out. It'll
cause a miscount in the census!
253
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,075
A miscount!
254
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,954
Of all things
to ever come back
255
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,415
and bite me in the ass,
this is the worst!
256
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,046
Please, just
leave me alone.
257
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,966
Now, now. Mama's
gonna make you a snack.
258
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,888
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
259
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,891
Don't stop. Oh, yeah...
260
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,186
Faster! Faster! Faster!
261
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,648
Faster! Oh, you
do that like a pro!
262
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,735
Oh, no. She's making
him a sandwich!
263
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,028
Use both hands!
264
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:35,035
Rise and shine and
give God your glory, glory!
265
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,705
Me and the boys made
you breakfast in bed.
266
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,950
It's the best
darn-diddily way
267
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,042
to start your
first Flanders day.
268
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,003
Think you can Irish
up this coffee for me?
269
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,089
Oops. Watch the swears,
honey bear.
270
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,591
We don't use the "I"
word in this house.
271
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,427
Where's my cigarettes?
272
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,013
We flushed your sin
sticks down to hell.
273
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,848
Smokers are jokers.
274
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,684
Smokers are jokers!
Smokers are jokers!
275
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,519
I think I'm
gonna throw up.
276
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,022
Who wants to
hold Mommy's hair?
277
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,524
Me! Me!
I do!
278
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,362
Hey, Vegas Mom, how long
are you gonna stay here?
279
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,116
I'm not going anywhere. I
already unpacked my delicates.
280
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,911
Doesn't it bother you that
you're breaking up our family?
281
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,248
You know, I bet you
and me could be friends.
282
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,250
I could show you
how to put on makeup.
283
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,043
I'm eight years old.
284
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,795
You could look seven.
285
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,256
And I could teach
you to count cards.
286
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,966
Nah. I already
got a system.
287
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,801
Jeez, Homer.
I thought someone
288
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,553
with two wives
would be happy.
289
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,805
No. You're thinking of
someone with two knives.
290
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,474
I gotta tell you,
this is pretty terrific.
291
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,268
Yeah!
292
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,962
Can't panic.
Must remain calm.
293
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,563
Ah! The sweet couple
of seconds before
294
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,399
I remember why I'm
sleeping on the lawn.
295
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,235
Homer? Marge,
you're speaking to me?
296
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,279
Why don't you come
inside and we'll talk?
297
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,240
Talk about what?
Sports? Bigamy?
298
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,201
Bigamy!
299
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,619
Not a sports fan, huh?
300
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,041
You insensitive jerk!
301
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,336
Maybe this family would
be better off without you!
302
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,255
You know, there are
only so many times
303
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,091
I can say I'm sorry
and still mean it!
304
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:58,595
Why don't you just take Britney
Beers and get out of here?
305
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,389
I would, if it
wasn't for the kids!
306
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,600
Hey, the heart wants
what it wants, dude.
307
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,185
We had a good run.
308
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,315
Well, that's the last
we'll see of them.
309
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068
Come on.
We're going to Moe's.
310
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,865
My lady's glass
is empty, Moe.
311
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,451
Bring her another
Cookies and Cream martini.
312
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:25,997
No, honey. This time
make it a Sex on the Beach.
313
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,416
And hold the Beach!
314
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,003
Hey, Homer.
Your new wife is great.
315
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,005
Her lips look
like night crawlers!
316
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,967
You know, she can put that
mole anywhere on her face.
317
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,218
Wow.
318
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:43,056
To Amber, who proves there
are seconds in the buffet of life.
319
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,483
Oh, my head! Aspirin.
320
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,320
RU-486.
321
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,657
Morning, love muffin.
322
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,950
Who are you?
323
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,285
I'm your new husband.
324
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,121
And that was a wedding night
I'll never forget!
325
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,206
Oh, no. We didn't.
326
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,250
Well, we almost didn't.
327
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,628
But you wouldn't take
"I can't" for an answer.
328
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,632
You want to give Honest Abe
another term in the Oval Office?
329
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,717
No!
330
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,885
Oh, thank God!
331
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,140
We're married?
But how?
332
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:30,270
Do you, Amber, take Abraham
as your lawful wedded husband,
333
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,480
renouncing all others?
334
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,733
Oh, sure.
335
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,776
He paid for the hour.
336
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,113
Whoo-hoo!
337
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,948
You crapped out,
Vegas Mom!
338
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,492
Our plan
worked perfectly.
339
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,745
And we carried it
out as a family.
340
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,997
What plan?
You got me drunk.
341
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,876
Yeah. But this time you woke
up with more than a hangover!
342
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,837
You're married
to me! Me!
343
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,676
I can't take it!
You're too goody-goody!
344
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,596
That's not you talking. That's
the honey-mustard dressing!
345
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,265
Come on, Ginger.
Let's go back to Vegas.
346
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,685
Yeah. I'm sure there's poker
games we can be won in.
347
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,776
I'm so proud of us.
348
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,779
When we stick together,
we can do anything.
349
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,698
Oh! I lost
another wife!
350
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,659
I'm so sorry, Grampa.
351
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,496
Well, it hurts now. But the
senility will take care of that.
352
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,374
There she goes.
353
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,251
You know, I have a
son about your age.
354
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,632
Oh, I love that.
355
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:33,935
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