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The Simpsons.
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We now return to The
Planet from Outer Space.
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Captain, we've been attacked
by some sort of force ray.
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Space air is flooding in.
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Right. Goggles on!
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Good Lord! We're on a collision
course with a monster from space!
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That's just a dog
in a spacesuit!
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From the looks
of it, a male dog.
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We'll return to our film after
these very loud messages.
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Hi. I'm Colonel Chet Manners,
five-time space shuttle alternate.
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Loser.
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Do you want to boldly go
where people like me,
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but not me,
have gone before?
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Then get the Orbit King, with
yaw control like you've never seen.
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Hey, Lise, is Dad's credit card
number 5784365343410709?
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You know it is.
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When you have a rib-eye steak
You must floss it.
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Oh, that meatloaf
tasted great.
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You must floss it.
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Now floss it, floss it good.
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Hey, Dad, will you help me
build this model rocket?
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Just a second, Son.
I gotta put on my contacts.
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I didn't know your dad
was so interested in science.
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Science?
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He didn't say "science."
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He said "pie pants."
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Mmm. Pie pants.
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This is launch master
Homer counting down,
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five, four, three...
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My eyebrows!
My beautiful eyebrows!
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Over here, guvnor.
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The word "unblowupable" is
thrown around a lot these days,
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but I think I can
say with confidence...
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Okay, that shows you what
could potentially happen.
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What was that?
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Greetings from Neddedy Space
Center on Cape Flandaveral.
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We noticed your "sky-rotechnics"
and thought we'd join in.
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Ooh, looks like
a perfect landing.
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Wow! Did you see
that yaw control?
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I have eyes, don't I?
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I would really like to thank
you nerds for helping me out.
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And could you stop
calling us "nerds"?
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"Dweeb," "wonk," "spaz."
It's all good.
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Who wants some
astro-lemonade?
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What precisely
makes it astro?
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Look, I don't want to start
a whole thing with this.
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Okay,
the rocket's ready to go.
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Super. Now if you'll gather
round, I'd like to say a few words.
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All nerds clear
the launch area!
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Let's wait in the car.
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Now, all we need
is our astronaut.
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Bart, where's
America's newest hero?
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He's saying goodbye
to his wife.
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He's leaving her
with five babies.
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She already ate three.
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That's sensible.
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Son, we are about to break
the surly bonds of gravity
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and punch the face of God!
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Five, four,
three, two, one,
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countdown!
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Wow! That's it.
I'm off the hooch.
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Hey, wine!
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Dad,
the rocket's off course!
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Okay, Nibbles.
You can guide her down.
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"Step one, right in front
of you is a blue handle.
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"Pull for a controlled
burn of 2.4 seconds."
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Now it's heading
for the church!
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Don't worry.
I planned for this.
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This is the worst thing
you've ever done!
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You say that so much,
it's lost all meaning.
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I have convened the church
council to see what we should do now.
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Fixing this church
should be our top priority.
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And I say that as a teenager,
and the parent of a teenager.
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Fixing all that damage
is gonna be very expensive.
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Yes, barring some
sort of miracle...
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All right! We'll help
ourselves, yet again.
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People, we need
some fundraising ideas.
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Let's just write to
David Bowie again.
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No, he's done enough for
this church. Anyone else?
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I've got the answer.
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Just let me run this
church like a business.
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It's kind of you
to offer, Mr. Burns,
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but the buzz around town
is that you're, well, evil.
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That's just
a skip-rope rhyme.
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Believe me, the Lord's
gonna go for this in a big way.
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Now, who's with me?
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I guess we have
no choice.
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Excellent.
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You'll get yours.
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This is Lindsay Naegle.
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And don't let
the skirt fool you.
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She'll have this place
making money in no time.
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Isn't that skirt
a little north of the knee?
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You're telling me.
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I guarantee I can find
some new revenue streams.
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Step one,
let's sell some ad space.
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Reverend, how would you feel
about wearing this robe?
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Conflicted.
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Too bad! You've
already signed the deal!
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Actually, he hasn't.
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Well, we highly value
your input,
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until you sign the deal.
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Let me handle this,
Monty.
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Good idea.
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I'll be hiding
behind that tree.
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What are they
doing to the church?
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We're re-branding it.
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The old church
was skewing pious.
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We prefer
a faith-based emporium,
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teeming with
impulse-buy items.
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I feel like
I want to throw up.
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Then my work is done.
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Why does Jesus
have a lasso?
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Because he's all man.
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Money changed.
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Get your money changed,
right here in the temple!
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That could not be
more blasphemous.
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Where's Bart?
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Do a nice one
for Grandma.
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Fine.
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These new pews are so comfy.
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I am not going to be
taken in by all of this.
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Lisa, don't sulk.
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You're on the JumboTron.
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Adorable.
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And Lord, please remember
our infirm parishioners,
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especially Mrs. Glick, who's
recovering from hip surgery.
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And now, let us
rise and... Um...
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He's not gonna say it.
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Trust me. He'll say it, or I'll bust
him down to Thursday night vespers.
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...and thank
Crazy Larry
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whose big-screen TV
prices are insane!
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And now, to deliver
a special sermon
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on the sanctity of
deliciousness, the Noid.
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That's it!
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Quiet, Lisa. Everyone in
the store is looking at you.
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They should take a good look
at themselves
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and what their
church has become!
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Lisa, it's still the
same basic message.
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We've just
dressed it up a little.
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Like the Whore of Babylon?
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That is a false analogy.
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No, it's not.
It's apt. Apt!
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Don't you see what Mr. Burns
has done to this church?
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He restored it
from nave to narthex!
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He super-sized the pews
for the zaftig believers.
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He put ice in the urinals.
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Those are all
wonderful things,
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but they've cost
the church its soul.
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And I, for one,
will not be a part of it!
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Do you want your hand stamped
so you can come back in?
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No! I'm leaving
this church forever!
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Oh, no!
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I don't know how to feel.
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You should be very upset.
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Got it.
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- How is that?
- A little much.
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Lord, I'm not
turning my back on you.
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I just need to find a temple
that's free of corruption.
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Why do you have
to be so different?
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Always making a big deal
out of everything?
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Mom, I know it's you.
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I can't believe you're
eavesdropping on my prayers.
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Honey, I'm worried
about your soul.
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I want at least one person
from this family to go to heaven.
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I still believe in God.
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I just think there's
another path to him or her.
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Her?
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She's just kidding,
Mr. Lord.
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Still looking for a
new faith? Yeah.
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Hey, how about one of those
religions where you eat a human heart?
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No.
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How about Methodist?
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No!
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Look, I'm not just gonna
pick a religion that seems cool.
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I'm gonna pick one
that's right for me.
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How about Judaism?
When you turn 13, cha-ching!
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I'm going out for a walk.
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Lenny and Carl?
You guys are Buddhists?
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Yeah. If I didn't
have inner peace,
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I'd completely go psycho
on all you guys all the time.
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Well, I'm looking
for a new faith,
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one that isn't
so materialistic.
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Well, you've come
to the right place.
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Buddhism teaches that
suffering is caused by desire.
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Richard Gere?
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The world's most
famous Buddhist.
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What about the Dalai Lama?
Who?
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You know,
the 14th reincarnation
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of the Buddha Avalokiteshvara.
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Who's Buddha?
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It's a good thing Buddhism
teaches freedom from desire,
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'cause I've got the desire
to kick your ass.
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Mr. Gere, I was hoping Buddhism
could bring me inner peace.
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Or is that
just a pipe dream?
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We all have dreams.
Mine is of a free Tibet.
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That would be so great.
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I dream about
meatball sandwiches,
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all-you-can-eat
for two bucks.
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Good luck.
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This pamphlet contains
the teachings of the Buddha.
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"All things are impermanent, and
are empty of inherent existence."
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Hey, Richard, in An
Officer and a Gentleman,
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did you really do
all those sit-ups?
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I wish. I did one, and they
just showed it 1,000 times.
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"Nirvana is achieved through
right views and right speech.
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"Positive actions
lead to happiness
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"and negative actions
lead to unhappiness.
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"No creator gods, just the
pursuit of enlightenment."
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I'm a Buddhist!
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Hey, I'm a Buddhist!
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My Satan-sense is tingling.
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Into the root cellar, boys!
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When can we come out?
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Maybe never.
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Yay!
Yay!
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So, you think you know
better than this family, huh?
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Well, as long as
you're in my house,
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you'll do what I do
and believe what I believe.
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So, butter your bacon!
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Yes, Father.
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Mom, Dad,
my spiritual quest is over.
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Hold that thought.
Bacon up that sausage, boy.
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But, Dad, my heart hurts.
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I'm a Buddhist.
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What?
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That's it. No more
chat rooms for you!
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You know, Lisa,
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around here,
Buddhists don't get
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any desserts
in their lunches.
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A Buddhist
wouldn't want any.
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Hey, Simpson, I hear your
sister dumped Christianity.
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Who cares?
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I'll tell you
someone who cares.
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He's got long hair,
works as a carpenter,
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has a lot of crazy ideas
about love and brotherhood.
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His name's Gunnar,
and he's dating my mom.
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Sometimes,
he buys us beer.
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I thought Kearney
was dating your mom.
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Hey, she came on to me!
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Get him!
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00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,848
Hey, Lisa.
What are you doing?
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I'm planting my
own Bodhi Tree.
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If I meditate under it,
perhaps I can find inner peace.
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Honey, is this about some boy
at school who doesn't like you?
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No!
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Good!
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00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,988
I'm just saying that any
boy who doesn't like you
249
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,740
is not worth your time.
250
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,581
You're gonna get
a bath tonight!
251
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,881
So, the good news is church
revenues are up 1,073%.
252
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,218
And when will the church
see any of this money?
253
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,637
When hell freezes over,
suckers!
254
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,270
Whatever. Just take it.
255
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:09,069
Well, next on our agenda,
Marge Simpson's devil daughter.
256
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:13,156
She's not a devil. I just
don't know what to do.
257
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,283
Well, Christmas is
coming, huh?
258
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,121
Yeah. And Santa doesn't leave
presents under the Bodhi Tree.
259
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,873
You think we can bribe
her back with Christmas?
260
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,583
Marge, you can
save more souls
261
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,544
with roller skates
and Easy-Bake Ovens
262
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,630
than with this
2,000-page sleeping pill.
263
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,593
Time to begin.
264
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,806
Operation X-Mas
Remind of How Good Is.
265
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,268
Just do it!
Do it! Do it now!
266
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,396
I think this tree
could use an angel.
267
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,690
Well,
at least it's tasteful.
268
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,908
I was just making
Christmas cookies.
269
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,161
But since you don't believe
in Christmas anymore,
270
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,746
I guess you don't want any.
271
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,123
Well, they do smell good.
272
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,333
It's a pity.
273
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,503
All right!
Trash cookies!
274
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,550
I think I ate
a dog food lid.
275
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,058
Here she comes!
276
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,352
And a-one,
and a-two, and a...
277
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,897
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
278
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,168
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
279
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,609
We wish...
We wish...
280
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,277
Hello, Lisa.
281
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,030
I just came down
for a glass of water.
282
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,492
Well, you do have
a present under the tree.
283
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,495
I guess no one told Santa
you were a Buddhist.
284
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:45,957
Well, Santa can take it back
because I'm not ruled by material...
285
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,710
Is that a pony?
286
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,339
I don't know
what Santa left you.
287
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,967
I just know his name is
Clip-Clop and he loves sugar.
288
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,344
Lisa, we love you,
289
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,972
and we're not trying
to put any pressure on you.
290
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,027
Lick it. Lick it.
291
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,154
No!
292
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:22,285
Oh, no! Our daughter's
run away on Christmas Eve!
293
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,997
More sugar, please.
294
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,165
Bag's in the kitchen.
295
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,542
All right!
296
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,425
My family tried to trick me
into celebrating Christmas.
297
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,511
You know,
we are meditating.
298
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh. Sorry.
That's all right.
299
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:47,519
I was only about to achieve
enlightenment. But who'd want that?
300
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,855
Who likes short-shorts?
301
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,190
I like short-shorts.
302
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,317
Those guys are way off.
303
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,945
Anyway, your family
didn't have to trick you.
304
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,573
Buddhists respect the
diversity of other religions
305
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,741
as long as they're based
on love and compassion.
306
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,703
It's true.
So, why don't you go home?
307
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,454
I'm sure your family
really misses you.
308
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,874
I can really
celebrate Christmas?
309
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,542
You can celebrate
any holiday.
310
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,211
And, you know,
my birthday is August 31.
311
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,422
Oh. I'll send you
an e-mail greeting card.
312
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,548
Sweet.
313
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,800
Now I really should be
getting back to my family.
314
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,113
Yeah. I'm spending tonight
with my step-daughter, Hannah.
315
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,013
I do her hair,
then she does mine.
316
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,181
We're gonna go spend
Christmas with Moe,
317
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,809
you know, so he don't have
one of his Christmas "accidents."
318
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,478
Hey, he can't do
much without this.
319
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,441
I did it!
I found our dog!
320
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,651
Now our Christmas
is complete!
321
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,029
We were looking for Lisa!
322
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,323
I thought
we were caroling.
323
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,450
We better call
the police.
324
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,370
Lisa?
325
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,165
You came back!
326
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,001
Yeah.
327
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,670
I wanted to spend Christmas
with you guys.
328
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,505
So, you're back on
the winning team?
329
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,257
No, I'm still Buddhist.
330
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,676
But I can worship
with my family, too.
331
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,763
So, you're just going to
pay lip service to our church?
332
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,099
That's all I ever asked.
333
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,644
Well,
I'm just glad you're back.
334
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:16,107
And don't worry, honey. I'll
pray double hard for both of us.
335
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,027
Now let's get you
some Christmas cookies.
336
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,570
Thanks, Mom.
337
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,907
Hey, where's my pony?
338
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,369
Yes!
Merry Christmas to us all!
339
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,163
I'm serious.
Make with the pony.
340
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,458
And a happy and
healthy New Year!
341
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,877
Here, Clip-Clop!
Here, pony-pony!
342
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,046
Happy, happy New Year!
343
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:33,435
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