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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,060 --> 00:00:06,131 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,639 - Ugh. - DARLENE: Oh, now look what you did. 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,620 You got vegetables on Dad's plate. 4 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:14,140 What's he gonna do with those? 5 00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:17,880 All right. Let's fix this elbow-bumping problem. 6 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:21,320 I need all the lefties to sit next to each other 7 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:23,649 on this side of the table, all righties on this side. 8 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,190 We need a righty to switch to a lefty. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,610 Mary, start using your other hand. 10 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,670 Why me? 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,998 Because the rest of us are too old to change. 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,100 I'm not that young. 13 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,918 I bet none of you even know how old I am. 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,587 Sure we do, sweetie. You're 10. 15 00:00:44,588 --> 00:00:45,713 No. 11. 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,923 - 9. - 47. 17 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:50,509 You're all wrong. She's 12. 18 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,310 Anybody thinking what I'm thinking? 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,096 She should be working, right? 20 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,440 Well, give her a minute. She's a Conner. 21 00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:58,539 She's not gonna get to retire, 22 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:00,352 so she should enjoy her golden years now. 23 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,771 Oh! This is ridiculous anyways. 24 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,089 Why are we all eating at the same time 25 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:06,730 like it's rush hour on a Japanese commuter train? 26 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:08,330 Because right now, a lot of us 27 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,529 are feeling like we need to be together more. 28 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,609 Well, I know Mary needed that, and thanks, everybody, 29 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:13,769 for helping her deal with everything 30 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:14,820 while I was out of town. 31 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:16,680 That's what family's for. 32 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:18,920 Hey, Dad, did Chuck ever get back to you 33 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:21,490 about his friend that was gonna put his house on the market? 34 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,860 I'm down to looking at converted garages, 35 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,700 and it's cool that one whole wall 36 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,950 is a window if you open it, 37 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,449 but in the winter, I'm gonna have to hire a kid 38 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:30,290 to shovel my living room. 39 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,620 It's weird. I've called Chuck a couple of times 40 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:34,679 over the last few weeks, but he hasn't called me back. 41 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,440 He and Anne-Marie are probably on their boat 42 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:40,760 heading down the Mississippi to party in N'orleans. 43 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,570 I'm gonna do that, too, when I retire. 44 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:45,920 Except there's no boat, no party, and I'll be dead. 45 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,692 Maybe we should go over there. 46 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,611 I don't want to go over there unannounced. 47 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,239 Unannounced? 48 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:56,110 "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present 49 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,037 the Earl and Duchess of Whitetrash." 50 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,660 [Laughs] 51 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,041 Fine. We'll just say we were in the neighborhood. 52 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,060 It won't be a lie. 53 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,679 I got four birthdays coming up at work 54 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,120 and I've been meaning to break into that Goodwill donation bin 55 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:11,670 next to the fancy dog hotel anyway. 56 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,140 Oh, uh, Beverly Rose needs some shoes. 57 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:17,220 Those are easy to fish out with a coat hanger, 58 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,390 but try to get two of the same size this time. 59 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:24,600 "The Earl and Duchess regret that they must take their leave 60 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:28,680 to attend the royal dumpster dive." 61 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,944 If you see a bra that's not too stretched out, grab it. 62 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,237 [Knock on door] 63 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,120 - Not it! - Not it! 64 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:36,615 Oh, damn! 65 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:39,159 I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes. 66 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,240 If you're looking for money, 67 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,040 we don't care about your band uniforms 68 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,958 and your chocolate bars suck! 69 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:51,296 Hi! What are you doing here? 70 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,920 Great news. We don't have to worry 71 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,099 about the school finding out that we're dating anymore. 72 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,678 That is great. Why not? 73 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,470 'Cause they found out. 74 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,080 What? 75 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,183 How? We were so careful. 76 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,561 Well, remember that text you sent me where you said, 77 00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:07,469 "Every second I'm in your class, all I can think about 78 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:09,481 is watching you grade papers naked"? 79 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,650 Yeah. Why? 80 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,861 Well, you sent it to me and Wanda the TA. 81 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:15,237 No, I didn't. 82 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,179 Yeah, you did. You sent it to me and her on the thread 83 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:19,089 where we were talking about your overdue assignment, 84 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:22,619 which, ironically, was about self-sabotage. 85 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:26,000 Oh, my God. I feel terrible. 86 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,708 How do we fix this? 87 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:29,640 We can't. 88 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:31,840 See, Wanda already took it to the dean, 89 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:33,910 and everything's cool, though. 90 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,426 I told him it was all my fault, and I handed in my resignation. 91 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:40,580 Oh, my God, Glen, I can't believe you did that. 92 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,347 Are you gonna be able to get another job? 93 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:45,860 No. That's the beauty of it. This is my chance. 94 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,220 I can finally write my book, 95 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:49,920 and you and I don't have to hide our relationship anymore. 96 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,060 Oh, that is fantastic. 97 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,776 So you have some money saved up? 98 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,530 Oh, God, no. 99 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,770 I'm a community college teacher. I made more money 100 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,139 working at The Gap in high school. 101 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,600 I'm good for about three months. 102 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:03,911 Maybe four, if I eat once a day and live in a youth hostel. 103 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,940 We'll feed you at The Lunch Box. 104 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:09,541 Um, you must have a really good idea for the book. 105 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:12,080 Here's the best part. 106 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:14,505 I got nothing. 107 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,440 How is that the best part? 108 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,450 Then everything is a possibility. 109 00:04:18,470 --> 00:04:20,427 Leap and the net will appear. 110 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:21,960 You know who says that? 111 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,139 Dead circus performers. 112 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,160 ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:36,527 ♪ ♪ 114 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:43,320 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:50,340 ♪ ♪ 116 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:57,381 ♪ ♪ 117 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:07,182 ♪ ♪ 118 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,000 How did we get another sad, middle-aged person in this house? 119 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,620 I thought we sprayed for that. 120 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,120 It's okay. 121 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,818 He's percolating ideas for his new book. 122 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,750 Tell him to go percolate in the kitchen. 123 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,450 He's cutting into my cartoon time with Beverly Rose. 124 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,119 Okay, honey, 125 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,490 it's time to brush your teeth and get ready for preschool. 126 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,730 What's the point? 127 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,080 Where did you hear that? 128 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:37,129 Uncle Glen. He says it a lot. 129 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,640 So, it's been a couple days. 130 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:45,770 I don't want to interfere with your process, 131 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,307 but I'm excited to hear what you got. 132 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,517 I hit a wall. 133 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:54,021 Well, you can't hit a wall. You're in a new phase. 134 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,315 You said you always wanted to write a book. 135 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,650 You must've had some ideas at some point. 136 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,460 I've never had any ideas. 137 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,822 I just read a book and thought, "I could do this." 138 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,140 Well, of course you can do this. 139 00:06:06,170 --> 00:06:08,300 You have a brilliant mind. 140 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,203 You just need some motivation. 141 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:14,600 Okay. Tomorrow, I wanna see three ideas for your new book, 142 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:16,300 with a paragraph for each 143 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,795 indicating what some of the chapters might be. 144 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,210 You're right. 145 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,470 Thank you. 146 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,634 I needed a kick in the ass. 147 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,939 I'm gonna have one more bowl of cereal, 148 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,060 and then I'll write the entire book today. 149 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:32,220 You know, sometimes, people set too high of a goal 150 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,187 so they have an excuse for their failure. 151 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:38,640 I have a much better excuse for my failure. 152 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:40,000 Nope. I got nothing. 153 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:42,560 But I'm gonna come up with three great ideas for that, too. 154 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,180 I am on fire! 155 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,840 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:51,578 Maybe we shouldn't do this. 157 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,957 Maybe he's got another friend he's doing fun stuff with. 158 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,740 What are you? 8? 159 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,120 [Knock on door] 160 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,883 Hey, Darlene. Dan. 161 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,843 Hey, hey. How's it going, stranger? 162 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:09,099 I've been trying to get ahold of you for the last few weeks. 163 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:12,180 Uh, I-I-I've just been busy. That's all. 164 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,640 Uh, you know, listen, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 165 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:16,645 It'd be great if you could come back. 166 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:22,190 Uh, hey, uh, do you mind if I come in and use your bathroom? 167 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:24,778 I-I'll be real quick. 168 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,740 Wow! 169 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,020 What hit this place? 170 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,319 Now that you're home all the time, 171 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,876 I guess Anne-Marie finally got wise and realized 172 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:41,712 she could do better than you and left you. 173 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,924 Oh, my God, I was just joking. She didn't leave you, did she? 174 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:48,830 No. No, um... 175 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,020 she's been in the hospital for a few weeks. 176 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,400 A few weeks? What's going on? 177 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:59,187 She's, uh... She's had a couple s-strokes. 178 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:02,480 Oh, man, I'm so sorry. 179 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,270 Why the hell didn't you call me? 180 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,710 Because you're not a doctor, 181 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,279 and you got problems of your own, 182 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,300 and, you know, I've been so busy going to see her, 183 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,610 I haven't had a chance to clean up around here. 184 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,746 I don't know what to say. 185 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:19,416 Anne-Marie's tough. I'm sure she's gonna be okay. 186 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,050 Yeah, and... and while we're here, at least let us help you. 187 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,820 We'll get rid of some of this trash. 188 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:30,010 Normally, I would throw away this coupon for carpet cleaning, 189 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,500 but I'm thinking we hang onto it. 190 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,431 There might be a carpet underneath all this. 191 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,640 Uh, you know what? 192 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:37,149 Leave it. I'll... I'll... I'll get it. 193 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,560 Oh, it's not problem. 194 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,270 J-Just stop! 195 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,150 Look... 196 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,090 thanks, but, um, I don't need any help. 197 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:52,199 My kid's coming over soon, and we got it covered. 198 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,700 You heard the man, Darlene. He wants Chuck Jr. to help him. 199 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,830 You want to clean something, clean our house. 200 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,970 All right, buddy, if you need anything, you know how to get me. 201 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,752 We'll hold a good thought for Anne-Marie. 202 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:07,500 Okay, but I'm at least gonna throw out 203 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,341 this old donut box on our way out. 204 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,380 Huh. Looks like a donut, 205 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:15,040 but it's just a bunch of ants dancing in a circle. 206 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:22,559 All right, it's time for another moment of "Stew, But True"! 207 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,100 According to Wikipedia, 208 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:28,110 the Greek historian Her... Herodotus claimed 209 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:33,380 that stew existed as early as the fourth century B.C., 210 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:37,940 when cooks would "put the flesh into the animal's paunch, 211 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,510 mix water with it, and boil it like that over a bone fire. 212 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:46,260 This way, an ox is ingeniously made to boil itself... " 213 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,280 Okay, that's horrifying. 214 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,383 I gotta read these first. 215 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,053 Hey, sweetie. 216 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,540 - Hey. - Hey, Glen. 217 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,040 Ben. 218 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:00,460 Ah, thanks so much for coming, Ben. 219 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:03,299 Well, I've helped launch a few writers in my time, 220 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,354 so I'm happy to do it. 221 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,400 Okay, hit us with your greatness. 222 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,340 I had a hard time organizing my thoughts, 223 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,362 so I tried stream of consciousness. 224 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:13,940 Hey, that can work. 225 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,740 You know, a lot of famous writers use stream of consciousness. 226 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,580 Kerouac. Huh? Hunter Thompson. 227 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,409 I mean, a lot of drugs floating down that stream, 228 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:22,900 but still, it's pretty good company. 229 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,793 Glen's just so modest. Let me see it. 230 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,960 Uh... "I'm no good. 231 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,880 Who would want to read a book by me? 232 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,759 I'm sad I woke up today." 233 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,900 Well, there you go. 234 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,682 You got three great titles right there. 235 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:44,080 Okay, it doesn't have to be profound. 236 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,570 Just give me something. 237 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:46,820 I got nothing. 238 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,358 I looked inside me and there's just a gaping black hole. 239 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,450 Oh, come on. 240 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,380 Look, even black holes have something to offer. 241 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:57,950 You know, they swallow light, stars, solar systems. 242 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:01,411 What's inside your black hole, Glen? 243 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:04,040 Nothing. Just a black hole. 244 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,260 But if there was something of you 245 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:10,837 at the bottom of your black hole, what would it be? 246 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,716 Just me, falling in black forever. 247 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,500 Uh... I think somebody needs a little pick-me-up, 248 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,300 so before we 51-50 you, 249 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:24,220 let's throw a bowl of ice cream down that hole 250 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,477 and see if it helps. 251 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,020 So, what's the book about? 252 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,920 Nothing. He's broken. I broke him. 253 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,690 Well, you broke it, you buy it. 254 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,072 I just bumped into it and it fell off the shelf. 255 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,140 It was an accident. 256 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,280 Doesn't matter. It's all on camera. 257 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,868 You gotta make good, sister. 258 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,760 You know what's really upsetting? 259 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,120 This conversation is already better 260 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,124 - than anything he came up with. - Mm. 261 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,580 It's a good thing you love him. 262 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,500 Ehh... 263 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,756 There you go. There you go. 264 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,633 Am I in the right house? 265 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,094 Something smells good and Harris is cooking. 266 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,399 Aldo's kids love spaghetti. 267 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,439 So Grandpa's teaching me how to make baked spaghetti. 268 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,320 There's a secret to it. 269 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,720 First you take your spaghetti... 270 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,060 and then you bake it. 271 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,760 Next we're going to unravel the mystery 272 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:12,649 behind boiled potatoes. 273 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:19,060 So, Dad, that spaghetti looks like something you could easily pack up 274 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,140 and bring over to your distressed friend's house. 275 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,180 We're not going to Chuck's. 276 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:25,940 His kid's gonna handle it. 277 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,247 Uh, no, he's not. 278 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,680 I just got off the phone with Chuck Jr., 279 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:30,850 and he knows what's going on, 280 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,480 but he can't get away from work. 281 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,338 And did you know that Chuck Jr. lives in Nebraska now? 282 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,950 Damn it. No, I did not. 283 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,719 Well, I told Chuck to call me. There's a reason he didn't. 284 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,640 Yeah, because he's a stubborn old man like you are. 285 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:45,830 I don't get it. He's your best friend. 286 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,019 Don't you care what he's going through? 287 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,351 Of course I do. 288 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,430 Well? 289 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,140 He's a grown-ass man. 290 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,731 He can make his own decisions. 291 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,880 Your house is full of grown-ass people 292 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,900 and you're always up in our business. 293 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,446 So, what's really going on here? 294 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,170 I'm worried that Anne-Marie's gonna die 295 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,910 and Chuck's gonna be devastated. 296 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,460 I barely got through my own loss. 297 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,779 I don't think I have the strength 298 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,247 to go through all that again. 299 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,910 Yeah, but you found the strength when Mom died 300 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,760 because you had us there to help you get through it. 301 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:18,506 Chuck's got nobody. He needs you. 302 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,330 You're right. You're right. 303 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,013 I'll go. 304 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,100 Oh, it's gonna get ugly. 305 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,100 Chuck does not like help. 306 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,890 When I forced him to get a colonoscopy, 307 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,940 I told him they were just gonna X-ray him. 308 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,720 When he woke up, he was so pissed, 309 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:37,800 he snapped the antenna off my truck and almost gave me one. 310 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,800 Well, keep your back to the wall 311 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,947 and wear your overalls, but go do what's right. 312 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:49,180 ♪ ♪ 313 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,410 Hey, Beck. 314 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:52,800 Wake up and go to bed. 315 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,550 Oh. 316 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:59,160 I fell asleep trying to come up with ideas for Glen's book. 317 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:02,350 Oh. I think it's great that you're trying to elevate 318 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,949 the voice of a middle-aged white guy 319 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,510 with a Master's degree. 320 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,223 It's time their stories were told. 321 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:11,580 I'm just trying to help because he's so depressed. 322 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:14,521 Turns out Glen's just not good at handling adversity. 323 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:18,483 That is not a great sign for somebody dating a Conner. 324 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,000 I know. 325 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:23,863 And he's a smart, kind guy, but he's falling apart here. 326 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:27,820 If there's a crisis, I need a partner who's got my back. 327 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,920 And I know it makes me sound like a jerk, 328 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,915 but I'm seeing a side of him that I'm not crazy about. 329 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,509 Well, you guys haven't been together long. 330 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,500 If you're already seeing things that worry you, 331 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,740 jump out of the plane now while it's over water, 332 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,882 not later when it's over rocks and pointy things. 333 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,710 I don't think I can do this. 334 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,250 Well, make up your mind, 'cause his attitude 335 00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,880 is starting to affect Beverly Rose. 336 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,170 We were on a walk yesterday, 337 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,290 and I said, "Hey, look at that pretty sunset," 338 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,390 and she said, "Eh, they're all the same." 339 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:03,900 ♪ ♪ 340 00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,420 Whaddya say, whaddya know? 341 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,866 What is all that stuff? 342 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:12,078 Well, this would suggest I'm gonna throw something away, 343 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,998 while this would lead one to believe 344 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,791 that I'm gonna cook something for you. 345 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,080 Dan, I told you I was fine. 346 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,545 Chuck Jr.'s on his way over. 347 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,505 We both know that he's not. 348 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,360 Look, I don't need anybody checking up on me. 349 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,800 Hey, I'm not anybody. 350 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,721 I'm your best friend, and yes, you do. 351 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,264 Anne-Marie's my best friend. 352 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,730 Yeah, she is. 353 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:36,227 And she'd kick both our asses if she saw how you were living. 354 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,930 What's going on, Chuck? 355 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,900 How'd you let things get this bad? 356 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:45,310 You know how it is when you've been married a long time 357 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,460 and you split the responsibilities. 358 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,140 She cooked the meals, paid the bills, 359 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,620 and cleaned the house and raised our son, 360 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:58,583 and I changed the oil in the cars and went to work. 361 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,580 If I remember correctly, 362 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,840 she went to work, too. 363 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:09,300 It's amazing more women don't murder their husbands. 364 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,860 You know, in the beginning, 365 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,660 you pretend that you don't know how to cook 366 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,970 and clean stuff like that so you don't have to do it. 367 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,680 - [Chuckles] - Then after a while, 368 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,230 you... you forget how to do it, 369 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,940 and then... God forbid you need to. 370 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:24,510 I hear you, brother. 371 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,120 I'm pretending all over again with the new wife, 372 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,600 but she doesn't just get impatient and give up on me. 373 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,700 She keeps teaching me and teaching me until I get it. 374 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,260 It's infuriating. 375 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,400 I'm telling you, I was trying to figure out 376 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,960 which button to push to wash my clothes yesterday. 377 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:44,379 That damn machine shrunk my underwear and played me a song. 378 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,500 [Laughs] 379 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,053 I'm scared, man. 380 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,439 I guess that's part of the reason I haven't cleaned this place. 381 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,720 I spend all day thinking about, what... 382 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,604 what if I lose her? 383 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,470 Yeah, there's something about going to the kitchen 384 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,230 to tell her something funny that only she would laugh at 385 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:11,060 or something only the both of you would remember... 386 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,700 ... she's not there. 387 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,078 Dan? 388 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,413 Yeah? 389 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,900 Shouldn't you be saying stuff like, 390 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,335 "She's gonna make it and it's gonna be okay"? 391 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't I say that? 392 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,939 - I thought I said that. - No, you didn't say it. 393 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:30,440 Well, I'm gonna say it now. She's gonna be fine. 394 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:32,790 Of all of us, Anne-Marie knows 395 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,887 you can't possibly survive without her, 396 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:37,360 so she's gonna hang on and let you go first. 397 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,059 Well, I've drank enough beer and ate enough hot dogs. 398 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,603 I'm doing my part. 399 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,660 I got something here that might help you out. 400 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:49,902 Well, what is that? Oh, it better not be a poem! 401 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,800 It's not. 402 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,200 It's a list Rose made for me 403 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,300 of how to do all the stuff in the house she did 404 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,490 so when she'd get mad and yell at me for not doing it, 405 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,663 I couldn't say I didn't know how. 406 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,340 It starts, "Dear useless man... " 407 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,586 I'll make you a copy. You got a printer? 408 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,214 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 409 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,633 What? 410 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,300 Anne-Marie's the only one who knows how to use it. 411 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,260 [Snorts] 412 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,930 Here ya go. Becky should be here any second. 413 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,811 - Good. I need to talk to her. - Um, 414 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,230 she said you're writing a book. I wrote a novel once. 415 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,441 Really? Good for you. 416 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,234 I had all kinds of problems. 417 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,110 Yeah, that wasn't my experience. 418 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,113 As soon as I sat down to the laptop, 419 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,299 it was just pouring out of me. 420 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,660 I don't think I could have stopped it if I wanted to, 421 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,480 but I guess I was just some vessel 422 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,410 for something that the universe wanted out there. 423 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,230 Wow. That's every writer's dream. 424 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,629 - Yeah. - I bet your book was amazing. 425 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:49,110 Uh, nah, apparently, the universe wanted 700 pages 426 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,588 of incoherent crap, 427 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:53,257 but, again, I-I was just the vessel. 428 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,590 - Hey. - Hey. 429 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,765 I assume the college called and gave you your job back. 430 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,540 They did. 431 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,520 The dean said you felt guilty about letting me take the fall 432 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,020 and that there was no relationship, 433 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,680 and it was all your fantasy, 434 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,340 and that you texted about things that never actually happened. 435 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,024 Why'd you throw yourself under the bus? 436 00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:15,697 To get you your job back. 437 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,880 And all they did was put me on probation. 438 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,020 You belong in the classroom. 439 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,010 You were like a fish out of water 440 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:28,126 and it was so hard watching you flop around all over the place. 441 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,280 Thank you. 442 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,079 I was just starting to get traction on my book, 443 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,380 but this is good, too. 444 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,676 So, I guess we go back to dating on the down-low again, huh? 445 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,670 No, we can't. 446 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,557 We had a close call and we have to learn from it. 447 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,309 Do you think we should stop seeing each other? 448 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,854 I think by your question, 449 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,648 you know the answer. 450 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,941 No, I don't. 451 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,609 In your heart, you do. 452 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,060 I really don't. 453 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,660 If you think about it, you do. 454 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,530 I thought about it, and I don't. 455 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,580 Yes! We're breaking up! 456 00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:10,918 So, that's it? It's just over? 457 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,079 Oh, Glen, you're a great guy. 458 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,340 We're just... star-crossed lovers. 459 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,920 I'm sorry. 460 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,598 Oh, this is too hard. You should go. 461 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,380 I ordered some pie. 462 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,320 Would you like it to-go? 463 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,850 I guess I do now. 464 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,760 Hey, Jackie? 465 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,780 When you bring Glen's pie, uh, 466 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,449 could you also bring a piece of my heart? 467 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,744 - In a to-go box. - Oh, to-go. 468 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,950 I really don't know what happened here. 469 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,560 Um, I'm all out of pieces of Becky's heart, 470 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,040 but I did slap a piece of cheese on there for you. 471 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:55,480 So, out you go. 472 00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:58,410 ♪ ♪ 473 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,469 Hey, Chuck. Good to see you, buddy. 474 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,080 - Hey, hey. - What's the occasion? 475 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,410 Well, I'm hoping Anne-Marie'll be home soon, 476 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,050 and I'm just hanging out with you guys 477 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,685 until my woman gets back and I can blow you all off again. 478 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,170 Plus, Anne-Marie's gonna need somebody else 479 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,440 to do the cooking for a while, so I'm teaching Chuck 480 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,693 some of your mom's secret family recipes. 481 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,480 Secret recipes? 482 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,571 What are you making? 483 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,860 Um, boiled weenies on white bread. 484 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,034 And the secret is, your mom didn't know how to cook. 485 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:32,530 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 36426

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