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Okay, here's your food.
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Why is Becky bringing you food?
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Darlene's ex-boyfriend's
new-agey vegan place
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is on my way home.
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Yeah, I love the food,
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but it would be way too awkward
to run into Nick.
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Well, I'm not doing it anymore.
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It's full of people who think
natural deodorant works,
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but it doesn't.
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Their patchouli disorients you
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so the B.O. can attach itself
to your clothes
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and follow you home.
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Oh, yeah. It's on there.
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Why would it be awkward
for you to run into Nick?
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I'm gonna tell you
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so that you don't make
the same dating mistakes
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that I did.
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Ben was a schmuck.
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And he baited me into a fight
that drove Nick away.
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Dad said Nick broke up with you
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because you're a black widow spider
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who sucks the souls out of men
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and leaves their dreams
tangled in your web.
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Prove me wrong.
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You know what?
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I've had enough of you people
making a bad situation worse.
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Yes, I've had terrible relationships.
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Thanks for reminding me
every minute of my waking life.
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I'm gonna go eat in the living room.
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Wow. She's really upset.
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She just needs to be alone
with her thoughts.
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I think we know what we have to do.
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TOGETHER: Oh, Darlene!
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Come here, big baby!
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04x11 - Patriarchs and Goddesses
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Thank you so much for making
sandwiches for Aldo's boys.
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They're odd, but they're
actually pretty sweet.
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- They like me now.
- Be careful.
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They liked the hamster
before they decided to play
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"Hey, let's see how far
we can throw the hamster!"
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Sorry for barging in, guys.
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Um, Harris,
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my dad just showed up out of nowhere
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and wants to see the kids.
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Could you help me get them packed up?
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Okay, well, I'll come with you.
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I'd love to meet your dad.
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Not a good idea.
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See, the thing is,
he just wants to see the boys.
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He doesn't want to see you.
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I've been with those kids.
That's not the pick I'd make.
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Wait, what's his problem with me?
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Have you told him anything about me?
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Yeah, totally.
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I told him you're a hot 19-year-old
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who I met at a tattoo parlor,
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and somehow, he spun that
into a bad thing.
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You gotta get this sorted out
before I move in,
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or it's gonna be weird when he visits.
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Yeah, um, more bad news on that front.
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Um...
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he's totally against you moving in.
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What?
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That's insane.
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You're 38 years old.
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Why are you even listening to him?
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He's my dad.
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I can't just shut him down
without hearing him out, babe.
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Look, let's see if we can
handle things differently
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with your dad this time.
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Ask him to come over and talk to me,
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geezer to geezer.
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Really? You would do that?
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- Yeah.
- Thank you, Grandpa.
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Aww, that's super cool.
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I would have never asked you to do that.
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I'd do anything to make
my granddaughter happy.
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And you remind me of my younger self...
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an irresponsible dumbass.
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I was, uh... I was talking to my friends
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down at the arcade, and they said at 38,
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guys' brains aren't even
fully developed.
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Don't strain yourself, man.
Just take the compliment.
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I really needed a chill movie night.
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Why do we have to sit so close?
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Oh, Ben likes being near the screen,
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and I guess I got used to it.
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Well, that explains why
he's sitting with a date
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in the row right in front of us.
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Oh, crap.
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- Let's go.
- No, no.
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I can handle this.
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Even though he busted up
my relationship with Nick,
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I'm gonna show him
that I am way healthier
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and I am fine with him dating.
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Then how about this?
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We sit in the back
and lob Milk Duds at him.
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He'll never know
where they're coming from.
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No. But I-I-I have to tell him I'm here.
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Otherwise, if he sees me,
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he's gonna think I'm stalking him.
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Wait, is that why we're here?
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Are you stalking him?
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No. If I were stalking him,
I wouldn't have brought you.
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You're super loud.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Hey, there!
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Hey. Okay, well...
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I guess living in a small town
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means this is gonna happen
once in a while.
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Especially at the... [Chuckles]
Lanford Monoplex.
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Darlene, this is Laura.
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Hi, I'm Darlene... the ex.
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Oh, hello. [Laughs]
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- Uh, sorry to bother you.
- Yep.
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I just wanted Ben to know
this was a total accident...
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- Oh.
- ...and I have no problem
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- with him dating.
- Oh.
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So, if you guys wanna
hold hands, go for it.
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I'm just gonna be back here with Becky.
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Hey, Becky.
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Hi, Ben.
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So...
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enjoy the movie!
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[Sighs]
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What do you think?
Handled that well, right?
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Yeah.
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It was just the right amount
of excruciatingly awkward.
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Oh, man.
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What, you think I made
his date uncomfortable?
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- Let me go fix that.
- Darlene...
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Hi, Laura.
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My sister feels like
I made you uncomfortable.
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But don't be... I am not stalking him.
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The only reason we're at the same movie
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is because I love "Ghost World,"
so I turned him onto it.
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But you know what...
it's not like it's our movie.
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You know what?
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You can make it your movie.
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I gift you the movie.
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I mean, I'm still gonna be back here,
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- but you know what I mean.
- Okay, thanks.
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- Enjoy the movie.
- You too.
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Okay.
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Done and done.
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You sure?
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You done?
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Good!
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I kinda like his date's hair.
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[Sighs]
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I do, too.
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I should tell her.
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- Hey, by the way...
- Oh, my God.
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...I love your hair.
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I mean, just 'cause I'm the ex
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doesn't mean I can't
enjoy your style, right?
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Y-You know what?
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We should get coffee sometime.
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- Talk about this guy, huh?
- Darlene.
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Darlene, just stop talking to us.
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Stop talking to her. Stop talking to me.
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Just... On behalf of people everywhere,
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stop talking.
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- Sorry.
- [Sighs]
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I am very, very sorry.
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Let's just go somewhere else
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where they don't let crazy people in.
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[Sighs] I can't believe
you didn't stop me.
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I told you we should leave!
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I told you you couldn't handle it!
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I told you we should sit in the back
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and throw Milk Duds at him!
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- Shh!
- [Mockingly] I told you you were loud.
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♪♪
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- [Knock on door]
- [Groans]
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Remember, Harris really
wants this to work out.
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Aldo's dad is here, so be nice.
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When the hell am I not nice?
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- Hey.
- Hey! You must be Jesse.
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I'm Dan. Come on in.
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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
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And I'm Harris' aunt, Jackie.
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Oh, it's so sweet of you to bring beer.
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It's really refreshing to see somebody
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who doesn't show up
to the door empty-handed.
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Oh, I just brought these for me
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'cause I didn't know
what kind you guys have.
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You get used to something,
you want it all the time.
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It's kinda like your favorite pickle.
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I get it. I like gherkins.
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You can put one
between your cheek and gum
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and have your own secret little treat.
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Well, I will leave you men
to talk about your pickles.
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[Chuckles] I'd stay,
but, uh, I have an appointment
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with my psychic.
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Aldo's mom was a psychic!
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No wait, psy... psy...
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psychotic.
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I get those confused.
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Why don't we take this in the kitchen?
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I'd be a bad host
if I let you drink alone.
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Yeah, you would.
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Oh, I didn't know you had that kind.
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I'll take one.
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I'll put these back in my truck.
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My gas Gauge doesn't work,
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so I like to have
emergency "walking beer"
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for when the truck stops coasting.
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Good plan.
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So... [Sighs]
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I hear tell you don't think
it's a good idea
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for Harris to move in with your son.
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No, I think it's a terrible idea.
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She's not the right woman for him.
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Hey, you got anything crunchy?
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Just our milk. Listen.
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You and I have been alive long enough
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to be a good judge of people.
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Harris isn't just
some irresponsible dropout.
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She pays rent.
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She's got a steady job.
She's a solid person.
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Way I see it,
Aldo is damn lucky to have her.
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I didn't say she's bad.
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I said she's not right.
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I'm a roofer, Dan.
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And like a lot of roofers,
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a couple bees chased me off a two-story
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into a wheelbarrow full of bricks.
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[Clears throat]
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Were the bees mad 'cause
your story didn't have a point?
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I'm getting there.
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I'm a storyteller, Dan.
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Anyway, [Coughs] a man needs
a woman he can count on.
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And Aldo's mom, Marlene...
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she was there for me after the accident.
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She taught me how to read and write
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and play harmonica again.
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You're a lucky man.
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That must have been
before she went psychotic.
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No, that happened
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right after I slept with her sister.
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- Oh.
- I told her...
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I told her it was dark, and...
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and they're pretty much the same height.
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She came at me with the rake anyway.
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You never know what's gonna
set a woman off.
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But bottom line is,
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what you and I think...
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don't mean squat.
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Harris and Aldo are adults.
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You can't tell 'em what to do.
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Aldo's not an adult, Dan.
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It's painful for me to say this,
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00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,227
'cause they never set my jaw right...
260
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,022
...but he...
261
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,818
is a 38-year-old man-baby
262
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,487
who still likes to
jump up and down on the bed
263
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,364
in the morning.
264
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,200
He still watches "Blue's Clues."
265
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,079
He never fell off a...
a roof or nothin'.
266
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,748
That's just the way he is.
267
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,419
Wait, I-I'm confused.
268
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,670
Harris isn't the problem.
269
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,339
You're saying Aldo isn't
mature enough for her.
270
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,717
That's exactly what I'm saying.
271
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,927
You heard about the first wife, right?
272
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,680
Only that she was a drug addict.
273
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,348
Not at the beginning.
274
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,434
The woman had a Master's degree.
275
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,687
When Aldo and those creepy kids
were done with her...
276
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,441
...she was smokin' rock under a bridge
277
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,610
and talking to her foot.
278
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,907
If you give a crap
about your granddaughter...
279
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,952
...you gotta get her out of this.
280
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,163
Wow.
281
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,625
Thanks, Jesse.
282
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,419
I know it must be hard for a parent
283
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,796
to see their kid
the way they really are.
284
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,883
I'll talk to Harris.
285
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,301
Good.
286
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,470
Good.
287
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,097
Um, can I siphon some gas
288
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,308
out of your lawnmower to get home?
289
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,229
I'm sorry, man.
I don't have a lawnmower.
290
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,857
All right, uh, why don't you
just give me ten bucks
291
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,817
and we'll call it even?
292
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,194
How about this... you give me 20
293
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,528
and I'll owe you 10.
294
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,947
- Nice.
- [Chuckles]
295
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,657
I'm gonna remember that one.
296
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:27,288
♪♪
297
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,421
So, I just spent 45 minutes
on the phone with Laura
298
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,714
trying to convince her
299
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,718
that it is safe
to go on another date with me.
300
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,054
Why did you do that?
301
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,889
I was just trying to show you
302
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,557
that I was cool with you dating.
303
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,977
- [Scoffs]
- I'll tell her.
304
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,520
- [Scoffs]
- Hey, Siri?
305
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,355
Call Laura.
306
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,690
SIRI: Calling Laura.
307
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,108
God, no!
308
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,990
[Groans]
309
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,160
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
310
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,372
I didn't expect
to see you with somebody.
311
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,624
And it caught me a little off-guard,
312
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:15,461
and I went too far
in front of your new girlfriend.
313
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,423
Is she your new girlfriend?
314
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:23,094
Is that what that insanity
at the theater was all about?
315
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,764
Trying to figure out
how serious I am about Laura?
316
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,642
No, absolutely not.
317
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,854
But obviously, you're dying
to tell me, so go ahead.
318
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,108
We've only been on three dates, okay?
319
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,320
So I don't know where it's going.
320
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,780
Actually, two, 'cause she's not
letting me count last night
321
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,700
'cause of, you know, the "tiny lunatic."
322
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,995
Sorry.
323
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,913
It's hard.
324
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,623
I know.
325
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,341
So?
326
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,468
Is she a nice person?
327
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,179
Yeah, I like her.
328
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,182
You know, she's easy to be with.
329
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,477
Well, that must be
a nice change of pace, huh?
330
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,397
You know, you go through stuff,
331
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,776
and you figure out what you want.
332
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,572
I think I want easy.
333
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,711
[Insects chirping]
334
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,671
[Door closes]
335
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,803
- Hey.
- Hey.
336
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,888
Don't tell the kids we went sledding.
337
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,224
Everything's more fun without them.
338
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,350
Whew!
339
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,102
Dad pulled me behind his truck!
340
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,312
Yeah, the exhaust makes you giddy,
341
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,857
and the intersections are a real rush.
342
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,651
Sounds like fun.
343
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,528
Ah, she's gonna ruin our buzz.
344
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,946
I know it.
345
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,739
Let's get out quick.
346
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,032
It's too late.
347
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,283
She's seen us.
348
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,827
[Laughs]
349
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:11,869
What's wrong?
350
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,955
Ben was just over here.
351
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,332
Ah, he come to read you the riot act?
352
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,333
He said he doesn't want to be
353
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,960
with someone like me anymore.
354
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,712
Well, he... he did
leave you some clues...
355
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,047
the breakup, uh,
356
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,801
his devastating rejection
of your proposal,
357
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,719
his moving on with another woman.
358
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,264
I mean, individually,
it doesn't seem like much,
359
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,766
but when you put it all together...
360
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,187
No, I know that.
361
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,524
I guess when I started
my spiritual journey,
362
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,943
on some level,
I thought when I was, like,
363
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,737
the new, improved Darlene,
I could get him back.
364
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,073
There's no reason that can't happen.
365
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,992
Yeah, there is. He wants easy.
366
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,076
I'm never gonna be that.
367
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,953
I'm always gonna be hard.
368
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,831
[Sighs]
369
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,167
I freakin' told you she'd kill our buzz!
370
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,252
Damn it!
371
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,172
So? I'm dying to know.
372
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,381
How'd it go with Aldo's dad?
373
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,091
I'll tell you.
374
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,260
- But watch the game with me.
- Okay, but I'm starving.
375
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,636
I'm gonna grab a yogurt.
376
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,680
Uh, while you're in there,
could you grab some chips...
377
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,849
- Mm-hmm.
- ...and decide not to stay with Aldo
378
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,185
'cause you're too young for him
and he's too immature
379
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,270
and I don't want to see you
throw your life away?
380
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,022
Appreciate it.
381
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,274
- [Knock on door]
- What are you talking about?
382
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,359
I thought you were okay
with me and Aldo.
383
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,195
What happened yesterday?
384
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,740
Sorry... I know we spent a lot of time
385
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,909
detailing the Maserati,
but unfortunately,
386
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,952
we're not going to race slot cars today.
387
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,581
'Cause I just found out
my dad convinced your grandpa
388
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,707
we shouldn't be together
389
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,043
when he should've
worked it out with me, Dad.
390
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,254
Hi, I'm Jesse.
391
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,590
And I'm Harris,
and I really don't appreciate
392
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,967
you butting into our lives!
393
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,178
I was attacked by bees.
394
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,888
You don't scare me.
395
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,601
Okay, I-I-I-I think
we all need to sit down
396
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,645
and have a respectful conversation.
397
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,731
So everybody shut
your dumb old pie-holes
398
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,441
and listen to me!
399
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,860
First of all, watch your mouth.
400
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,195
I'm not dumb.
401
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,366
Second of all, my hole
also enjoys cakes and donuts.
402
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,910
I-I'm sorry, sir.
403
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,745
My father should not have come over here
404
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,122
and told you that I'm some kinda loser
405
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,124
who's gonna screw up Harris' life.
406
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,918
I'm looking at this differently, son.
407
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,253
I just don't think Harris is ready
408
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,630
to take on everything
you've got going on.
409
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,131
Can everyone stop talking about me
410
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,759
like I'm not in the room and
making decisions about my life?
411
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,135
I can speak for myself.
412
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,096
Sure, but I just don't think
you ought to be playing mother
413
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,472
to three kids.
414
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,266
I only have two.
415
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,769
Oh.
416
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,437
Yeah.
417
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,191
How hard do you really want to fight
418
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,569
when this is the prize?
419
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,237
I'll show you how hard.
420
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,072
I don't care what any of you say.
421
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,532
I'm moving in with Aldo and the boys,
422
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,075
and it's gonna be great.
423
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,577
That's right.
424
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,161
Harris is moving in with me,
425
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,746
and it starts now.
426
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,124
And I don't need anybody's approval!
427
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,042
- How'd I do, baby?
- You did great.
428
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,378
- Yes!
- Let's get the rest of my stuff.
429
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,092
Well, Dan, it looks like you and me
430
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,095
are probably gonna end up being in-laws.
431
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,346
Yeah.
432
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,936
And now my boy's mad at me,
I don't have any place to stay.
433
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,441
And, uh, since we're
practically in-laws...
434
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,734
I hear you, Jesse.
435
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,694
And if I didn't like you so damn much,
436
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,946
I wouldn't be offering you
this here beer
437
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,365
for your walking journey.
438
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,658
Gee, thanks.
439
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,827
One will get me out to the porch,
440
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,371
two will get me out of the yard.
441
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,831
See ya.
442
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:48,377
♪♪
443
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,676
Oh, wow.
444
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,011
I thought it was kids playing a joke,
445
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,137
'cause when I looked
through the peephole,
446
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,681
there was nobody there.
447
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,475
If you could jump up and down next time,
448
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,935
then I'd know the place isn't haunted.
449
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,479
I brought you something.
450
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,230
Oh!
451
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,149
That's nice. Come on in.
452
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,320
Wow!
453
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,614
- Very cute place.
- Eh?
454
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,823
- Uh-huh.
- Thank you.
455
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,700
I mean, it's still
a work in progress, you know?
456
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,202
I'm still trying to figure out
457
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,829
which wall to hang
my Smash Mouth poster on.
458
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,666
Oh, well, uh, your closets have walls.
459
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,918
I'd go with one of those.
460
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,545
So, this whole visit's for the plant?
461
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,130
And to say thank you.
462
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,840
Uh, you were honest with me,
463
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,926
and it helped me be honest with myself.
464
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,011
You've moved on, you got your own place,
465
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,888
and I gotta do the same thing.
466
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,348
Well, good for you.
467
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,934
And thanks for the housewarming gift.
468
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,352
Oh. Yeah.
469
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,479
It's really more of a goodbye gift.
470
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,273
Really? [Chuckles]
471
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,900
Y-You know I work with your dad
472
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,528
and spend a lot of time with your kid.
473
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,071
I will be coming over to the house,
474
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,698
so it's not really goodbye.
475
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,283
I mean, unless you're here to kill me.
476
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,578
I don't think it's
the right move at this time.
477
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,374
It's not a physical goodbye.
478
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,334
It's an emotional one.
479
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,424
Right.
480
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,552
Well, I hope everything works out.
481
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,179
And when you find a place,
I'm gonna come over
482
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,849
with a $4 plant I got
from the drugstore, too.
483
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,893
Oh, that's $2 more than I spent.
484
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,396
- I'm saving up for a house here, so...
- [Chuckles]
485
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,317
♪♪
486
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,278
[Door closes]
487
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,074
♪ I'm going up ♪
488
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,868
♪ He's going up ♪
489
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,244
♪ Going down ♪
490
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,620
♪ He's going down ♪
491
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,040
♪ Going up, down, down, up ♪
492
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,169
♪ Any way you want-a me to ♪
493
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,588
♪♪
494
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
495
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,342
Oh, yeah.
496
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,220
[Guitar riff]
497
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,974
♪ I'm going up, down, Jackson Browne ♪
498
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,309
♪♪
499
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,769
♪ Lost and found ♪
500
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,145
♪ All around ♪
501
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,563
♪ Downtown ♪
502
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,857
♪ Liquor clown ♪
503
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,443
♪♪
504
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,070
[Plays harmonica]
505
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:27,536
♪♪
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