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[SAW BUZZES]
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VIN:
So...
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...you know, usual girl stuff.
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She picks up the dry-cleaning
and shops.
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Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she
only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli.
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The kind with the Italian name
but they don't have meatballs.
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All right, what else?
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What am I supposed to be looking for?
What's up with this cooz?
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TONY:
It's none of your fucking business.
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You're on a strict need-to-know,
lieutenant.
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I should knock you out for
what you did to her date.
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What? I scared your goomar's date
a little. What's the big deal?
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- This guy still come around?
- No.
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He's not her type. He's a coward.
He nearly pissed himself.
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Anything else?
I don't want to be here all day.
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Yesterday she got off
at 9 and she went to bed early.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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Here, buy yourself an iron.
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Ready?
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Decaf, right?
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So how was your college trip
with your daughter?
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I tell you, my life is like an
episode of Provolone-something.
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What's going on?
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My wife. All we do is fight.
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And she's jealous of you.
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Is that something that you feel or
has it been discussed with Carmela?
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She didn't know you were a girl.
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You know, a woman.
Excuse me, a doctor.
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Woman doctor.
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- Why did you take so long to tell her?
- I didn't.
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You spilled the beans
when you called.
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Let me ask you a different question.
Why a female? Why a female doctor?
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She asked the same frigging question,
and I sometimes wonder myself.
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- And?
- I'll tell you what I told her.
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It was between two Jewish guys and
a paisan. So I picked the paisan.
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What's the one thing your mother,
wife and daughter have in common?
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They all break my balls.
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I know what you mean.
They're all Italian, so what?
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So maybe by coming clean with me,
you're dialoguing with them.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Why do you have me as a patient?
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Most legit people I know
wouldn't make eye contact with me.
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But you...
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...you didn't flinch.
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[KNOCKING]
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SAMMY: Water's warm, come on in.
MIKEY: Hey, Sammy. How are you?
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- I was just gonna make some coffee.
- Yeah?
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How's Junior?
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Sit the fuck down! Down!
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[SCREAMS]
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That's how Junior is, Sammy.
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I'm with little Jimmy Altieri.
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Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game?
Huh, Sammy?
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No.
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Are you paying someone for this game?
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Now the party's over.
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Junior Soprano is the new boss...
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...and he ain't respecting
old arrangements.
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MR. CAPRI:
Hey, you're lucky.
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You stayed slender. You could
buy it right off the rack.
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JUNIOR:
I want something special.
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The boys are having
a little time for me.
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MIKEY: You're wearing the suit
to the dinner, eh?
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These guys today want to be buried
in a jogging outfit.
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So how's your...
What's your oldest boy's name?
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- Rafael. "Ralphie."
- Yeah.
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- Good kid.
- Yeah.
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He lost his son, you know.
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What do you mean, "lost"?
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Dead.
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Morto.
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Just a fucking kid! A baby!
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What are we talking about here?
You lost your grandson?
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MR. CAPRI: What are you gonna do with
these fucking animals...
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...these drug dealers?
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He used to run around breaking balls.
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Dominic.
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My namesake.
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Did you know about this?
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What'd I say about this poison?
These kids shouldn't touch it!
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I read the paper every day about
these poor pricks overdosing.
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He didn't overdose, he killed himself.
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Fourteen years old.
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- Jesus!
- Was this at Patterson Falls?
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Holy shit, that was your grandson?
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- What?
MIKEY: He took a designer drug.
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Goes to the Falls, takes a header
right off the fence.
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They said the current bashed his head
on rocks for days before he came up.
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And meanwhile, this piece of shit...
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...he gets to walk the streets and
sell more of this stuff to young kids.
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Oh, really?
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What's this motherless fuck's name?
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- Even the coffee's old in here.
- How much can you complain?
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Eventually, you've got a broken hip.
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I want to give you a macchinetta.
It's the only way to get good coffee.
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What are you wearing?
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You smell like a French putain.
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It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.
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Morning, Livia.
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- Oh, good morning.
- Morning.
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- Yeah, hi.
- New arrival?
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Go ahead, keep moving, fella.
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I'm happy for you, Junior.
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I know how long you waited
to be made boss.
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Just don't let certain people
take advantage of you...
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...like they did to Johnny.
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What certain people?
Nobody got over on Johnny.
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Nobody's gonna get over on me.
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How's your Jewish friend?
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Hesh? What about him?
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- Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
- He owns a horse farm.
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He's Tony's friend, not mine.
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- What have you got against him?
- Who, me? Nothing.
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Johnny liked him.
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And my son thinks every word that
comes out of his mouth is pure gold.
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Are you telling me that since
I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh?
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Boy, Anthony must've really gotten
under your collar. Admit it.
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You want to crack his coglioni
for putting you in here.
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- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
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And I'm playing shortstop
for the Mets.
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All right, watch the balls!
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[IRINA MOANS]
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IRINA:
What is the matter?
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Tony's cannoli doesn't
want to stand up?
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Tony's cannoli's tired.
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But I can make it happen, baby.
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I know.
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Just, maybe...
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So how's your job?
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What?
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Since when do you care?
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Can't I be nice?
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All right...
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...forget it.
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You don't want to talk? Fine.
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Here, go with somebody
who gives a fuck.
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I'm not a fucking whore!
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Stick your money up your ass!
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- I don't know what's wrong...
- There's nothing wrong with me!
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Just wanted to talk, that's all!
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Talking with you,
I might as well be a fucking dildo!
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If you were a dildo,
we wouldn't be fighting.
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What does that mean,
you fucking refugee?
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What does that mean?
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Come here.
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Want to fight me? Knock you out!
You fucking communist cunt!
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TONY:
Hey, hey, hey!
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[YELLS IN RUSSIAN]
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TONY:
Yeah, same to you!
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You fucking burned me!
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How you doing?
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What do you got, Andrea?
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CHRIS: Clabby?
GEORGIE: Hearts.
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Jump in, the water's warm.
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Child's play. Pound a point.
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- Hesh is outside.
- Tell him to come in.
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He says he needs a word with you.
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What the fuck?
You eat more queens than Lancelot.
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What's up?
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- Let's walk.
- That serious?
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- You spoke to your uncle lately?
- Junior?
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Yeah.
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No. I don't know. Why, what's up?
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- Your father was a fair man.
- What's that got to do with Junior?
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Junior's not so fair.
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Sometimes I wish you'd just get
to the point. What'd he do?
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He's taxing me, Tony.
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He's taxing you?
When did this happen?
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Today.
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Did you tell him you
operate without tax?
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That my father loved you
and respected you?
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That 10 cents of every dollar
in his kick is from you?
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My uncle's boss of the family
10 minutes, already I got agita!
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What'd you say?
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It's a reasonable request
but an unreasonable figure.
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What do you mean,
reasonable request?
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He's the boss now, Tony.
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He calls the tune, we dance to it.
That's the way it's done.
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You can either respect that
or change the rules.
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Tony, I came over here to tell you
with all this bullshit going on...
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...I can't stay in this area.
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Where you gonna go?
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Come on.
I consider my royalty checks.
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I wrote six gold records.
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No, a couple of black kids did.
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You just gave yourself a cowriting
credit. Come on, Heshie.
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I know you. You leave this,
you're gonna kill yourself.
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How much does he want?
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500 large. Plus, two points
monthly on my shy.
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All right.
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Do me a favor, sit tight for now.
Let me think about it for a while.
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[TONY SNORES]
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["WHAT TIME IS IT?" PLAYS]
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[LIP SYNCS]
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IRINA:
How was that, baby?
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The best.
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You are the best.
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Come here.
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IRINA'S VOICE:
Tony, I love your cannoli.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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Go back to sleep.
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Sure you're all right?
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So, what do you want New York to do?
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Junior can't know that we talked.
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He's gotta think that Hesh came
to you on his own, by himself.
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You are still running things.
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The arrangement, whatever it is,
can't be insulting to my uncle.
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Hesh has got to pay something.
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I just haven't decided what.
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I gotta get back. We'll talk later.
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How's the veal?
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It's like rubber.
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Yeah?
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Tastes all right to me.
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Want something else?
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[WAITER SINGS IN ITALIAN]
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Don't look at me.
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Compliments of Johnny Sack.
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Why don't you spend the rest
of our anniversary with him?
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I was over there for 10
frigging minutes, Carmela.
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- Don't do this.
- All right, Tony.
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At least I know where I stand.
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Why do you always gotta
be so dramatic?
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Oh, here we go.
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All right, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
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You don't even know what
you're apologizing for.
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It's our anniversary, Tony.
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Ours. Not yours, mine and
Johnny-fucking-Sack's.
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Ours.
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I thought we could get a room
at the Plaza like last year or...
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I don't know. I don't...
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I'm sorry, Carmela.
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I just got a lot on my mind
and I'm not thinking straight.
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Hey...
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...I'm sorry.
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Should I call the Plaza?
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Come on.
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No, let's go home.
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Hey, come here.
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Carm, what do you want me to say?
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Tell me. I'm lost at sea here!
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You've changed, Tony.
And I resent it.
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It's destroying what little
self-esteem I have left.
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Sometimes I think you skeeve me.
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I skeeve you?
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You're the mother of my children.
How could I?
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You see what I'm talking about?
There.
250
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:07,794
"You're the mother of my children."
I'm just someone you procreated with.
251
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,963
You know it could be the Prozac.
252
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:15,176
Ginny Torrelli's been on it for years,
and she'd hump a fire hydrant.
253
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,845
Dr. Melfi said it had
different side effects.
254
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,640
Oh. She told you that?
255
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,986
[CARMELA STOMPS UP STAIRS]
256
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,991
Before we start today's session...
257
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,536
...we need to address the coffee.
258
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,873
It's not appropriate
of me to take gifts.
259
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,001
- It's a cup of coffee.
- Let's just make a rule, okay?
260
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,795
No gifts.
261
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,716
- Does this mean I can't drink mine?
- No.
262
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,884
[PHONE RINGS]
263
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,094
Oh, I'm sorry.
264
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:03,349
I usually have my answering service on,
but I have a car emergency.
265
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,976
Yes?
266
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,105
What does that mean, "diagnostic"?
267
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,942
I just want to know what's
wrong with my car.
268
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,237
No. No, don't do anything.
269
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,198
No, I want to get a second opinion.
270
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,579
I'll take my chances. Thank you.
271
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,374
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
272
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,085
It's all right.
273
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,172
So how's it going?
274
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,423
Good.
275
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,133
Real good.
276
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,512
I think I may flush the medication,
you know?
277
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,973
See if the changes I'm feeling
are for real.
278
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,310
Why would you do that?
The Prozac seems to be working.
279
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,811
That might be the problem.
280
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:53,191
- It might be working overtime.
- What do you mean?
281
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,614
- I'm having a...
- Reaction?
282
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,201
You know, a side effect
from the stuff.
283
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,328
We talked about that.
284
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,206
Some people get insomnia.
285
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,792
Others, a stomachache or headaches.
286
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,336
But it usually passes.
287
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,797
But are there any other side effects
that you know of?
288
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:20,676
Some people experience
a diminished libido.
289
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,013
They have a hard time getting
or maintaining...
290
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,807
- Bingo!
- I see.
291
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:31,020
You know, not all impotence
is a result of the medication.
292
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,483
- There's something wrong with me?
- Have you had a prostate exam?
293
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,486
I don't even let anybody
wag their finger in my face.
294
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,821
[LAUGHS]
295
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,991
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.
296
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,576
Don't apologize.
297
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,287
- Oh, boy.
- You got a nice laugh.
298
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,500
- All right, let's be serious.
- Hey. I'm serious.
299
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:59,006
You know that depression is also
a leading factor in impotence.
300
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:04,512
In the morning or at night
do you ever have an erection?
301
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,472
You could set your clock to it.
302
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,976
Okay, so we know it's not
a physical problem.
303
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,820
- Put that in after the credenza.
- Yes, ma'am.
304
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,782
What's going on?
305
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,867
Yeah, I bought some furniture.
306
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,246
Let's just move into Roche Bobois,
save the delivery charge.
307
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,706
Fine, I'll send it back.
308
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,792
No. But you've been spending
like a drunken sailor.
309
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,585
I said I'll send it back.
310
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,380
Mother of Christ,
I didn't say that, did I?
311
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,465
Jesus!
312
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,513
You shouldn't be telling my uncle
how to run things.
313
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,393
You think I got the balls to tell
your uncle how he should run things?
314
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:56,272
I shouldn't expect to see
the Statue of Liberty again if I did.
315
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,110
All right, look, Tony...
316
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,406
...Hesh isn't only a friend of
you guys, he's a friend of ours.
317
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,117
Somebody has to step in
so he doesn't get fucked.
318
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,161
I never said, "fucked."
319
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:15,082
You should've come to me first,
airing your dirty laundry in public.
320
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,794
How would it look if I went
to you after I spoke to him?
321
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,629
Now he's got a point.
322
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,590
Bottom line is...
323
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,426
...what are we gonna do?
324
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808
You have a suggestion?
325
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:37,063
If there are any flies on you,
they're paying fucking rent.
326
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,611
500's a little steep
for back taxes, no?
327
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:49,200
The 2 percent of his action,
that's up to you. It affects Tony...
328
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,077
...as much as Hesh.
329
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,038
I'm not out to hurt anyone.
330
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,124
God forbid I get in the way
of someone earning.
331
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,587
One and a half on the shy business
and 300 on the back tax.
332
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,797
250.
333
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:12,139
Hold on to your cock when you
negotiate with these desert people.
334
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,477
250.
335
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,313
All right.
336
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:25,611
[URINATES]
337
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,158
[WATER RUNS]
338
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,172
Mr. Soprano.
339
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,391
You want sex?
340
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,101
No.
341
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,646
Go back to sleep.
342
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,989
[HELICOPTER WHIRS]
343
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,871
TONY: You know, you have a nice body.
You should make it work for you more.
344
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,497
Oh, really?
345
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,791
Yeah, you reveal too much.
346
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,294
You don't want other men
looking at me?
347
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,213
No, when you're not with me,
you do what you want.
348
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:31,260
But I'm saying maybe you could
wear a nice businesslike outfit.
349
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,304
I think I could get into that.
350
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,681
- You want me to dress like a man?
- No.
351
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,642
I don't want you to dress like a man.
352
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:42,730
I'm just saying maybe wear something
a little more professional.
353
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,315
Like you're in business.
354
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,735
- Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore.
- No.
355
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:51,655
That's not what I mean, not like
you're in the whore business...
356
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,199
Oh, forget it.
357
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,204
Come here.
358
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,919
Is everyone in my life
bananas or what?
359
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:08,255
Get over here!
360
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,093
- Come...
- Go jerk off!
361
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,472
Yeah. Go jerk off.
362
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,058
Look at this. She burned me.
363
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,976
That's not good.
364
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,646
What led up to that?
365
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,689
Carmela can be pretty violent.
366
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,611
This added problem
that I've been having...
367
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,698
...I just thought we needed
to spice things up a little bit.
368
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:40,079
If it's not the Prozac, then maybe
I just need a little jump-start.
369
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,624
I suggested that maybe she dress
a little different.
370
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,293
- Something titillating?
- Yeah.
371
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,003
Maybe it'd help.
372
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,090
So I suggested to her...
373
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,633
...not demanded...
374
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,677
...suggested...
375
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,013
...you know, maybe dress
a little sexier.
376
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:03,227
- But Carmela can be very sensitive.
- Maybe she felt it degraded her.
377
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,980
Not all women are into sexy lingerie.
378
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,274
It's not about dressing like that.
379
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,192
Then what are we talking about?
380
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:14,405
Some women are sexier when
they dress simple.
381
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,740
You know, understated.
382
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,660
And I don't mean...
383
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,666
Fuck it, I don't know what I mean.
384
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,547
Like you.
385
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,757
How like me?
386
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,467
You play it down.
387
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:42,600
Now, it's obvious you got
a killer body under there.
388
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:43,892
Don't get me wrong.
389
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:48,022
- All right.
- Not only do you play it down...
390
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,443
...but you're gentle.
391
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,070
Not loud.
392
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,406
Sweet-sounding.
393
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,701
Like a mandolin.
394
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,542
Anthony.
395
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,011
Unfortunately,
we have to stop now.
396
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,222
I think it's important
that we talk about this.
397
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,559
Do you think you could come back
later this afternoon?
398
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:27,895
No.
399
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,567
Till Tuesday.
400
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,236
Okay?
401
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,369
Yeah, all right.
402
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,246
See you Tuesday.
403
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,399
[CLATTERING]
404
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,790
[DOG BARKS]
405
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:36,046
[CAR STARTS]
406
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,888
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
407
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:56,108
MELFI: It's the oddest thing.
I've had this problem for weeks.
408
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:59,820
But this morning, I get in
and it starts right up.
409
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,739
And then again at the deli.
410
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,490
Looks fine.
411
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,785
Are you sure?
I was told I need a new starter.
412
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,747
Lady...
413
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:15,252
...as much as I might wish to rob you,
I won't try to replace a new starter.
414
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,337
- What do you mean, "new"?
- New.
415
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:20,257
It has everything but
the price tag hanging from it.
416
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,766
RUSTY IRISH:
I didn't do nothing!
417
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,852
MIKEY: Poor kid committed suicide
up here because of you.
418
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,062
- You fucking know me!
- I know you.
419
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,527
Listen, big boy. Listen to me,
I'm gonna give you a break.
420
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,947
I'm gonna give you a break.
When I toss you over...
421
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:48,952
...when I toss you over, if you fly,
I won't shoot you down. Deal?
422
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,370
No!
423
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,872
No!
424
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,606
Well, my goodness.
425
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,068
What happened here?
426
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,614
Some sad shit.
427
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,575
Motherfucker said he didn't
want to live no more.
428
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:30,619
Jumped.
429
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,628
How much you give him?
430
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,478
I thought I was the only one Junior
could make look like that.
431
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,276
All right, let me hear it.
432
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,612
Rusty Irish.
433
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,406
What about him?
434
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,991
Took a header off the Falls.
435
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,910
It's the closest that junkie
ever got to a bath.
436
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,247
I got news for you. That
junkie was my biggest earner.
437
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:19,960
He moved more cards than 10 guys
put together. And another thing:
438
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,714
He should've checked with me
before he did a favor for Capri.
439
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,633
You're losing me.
440
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,136
Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit.
441
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:33,807
- You created a Frankenstein in Junior.
- I created?
442
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,935
We agreed to let Junior have his day.
443
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:41,106
"Let him be the lightning rod,
and when somebody goes down...
444
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,234
...he's not a young man with a family."
We agreed.
445
00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,279
We agreed, but who expected
to get raped?
446
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:51,658
When Jackie was boss, it all
evened out at the end of the day.
447
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,494
But your uncle, Madonna,
does he eat alone!
448
00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,830
RAYMOND:
He doesn't even pass the salt.
449
00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:02,502
What about Sammy Grigio's card game?
Mikey beat him up. That ain't right.
450
00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,255
Even a broken clock is right
twice a day.
451
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:09,009
Junior had a position.
That game wasn't paying anybody.
452
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:13,388
The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's
name, it should've been end of story.
453
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,182
That's right.
454
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:21,313
- What do you want me to do?
LARRY: We made our bed, we sleep in it.
455
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,399
How long will we kick upstairs
without it hurting?
456
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,444
Something, anything should
trickle down over here, no?
457
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,198
All we want you to do is talk to him.
458
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:33,909
After all, he's your uncle. Come on.
459
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,535
That's right.
460
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,301
LIVIA: Who is it?
- It's me, Ma.
461
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,221
- Who?
- Anthony.
462
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,556
Open the door.
463
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:06,108
I thought it was the Activities lady.
She's a real pain in the ass.
464
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,985
Playing bingo, Livia?
465
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,237
Oh, not tonight, honey.
466
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,864
You know, she's a degenerate gambler.
467
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,450
Milly. Milly?
468
00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:17,577
My son.
469
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,038
Handsome.
470
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,758
TONY:
So how's it going?
471
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,219
Oh, what can I say?
472
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,013
Hey, this is great!
473
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,850
You only need that broken reading lamp
you had by the phone at home.
474
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,476
And I got it downstairs.
I can bring it.
475
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,644
[WATER RUNS]
476
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:43,812
Listen!
477
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,273
Oh, she's driving me crazy!
478
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,859
- Who?
- Next door!
479
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,485
There it is again.
480
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,783
That's enough water!
How much water does she need?
481
00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:01,705
She runs the water all day.
Water, water, water!
482
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:04,791
I'm living next door to Gunga Din!
483
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,961
I went to Ferrara's.
I got you biscotti.
484
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,379
- Almonds?
- Yeah.
485
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,757
All right. Leave them there.
486
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:15,218
I'll take them downstairs
later for my coffee.
487
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:21,933
Uncle Jun been by?
488
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:27,189
Oh, once in a while.
It makes him uncomfortable here.
489
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:31,818
He's got a lot on his mind. More
responsibilities means more headaches.
490
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,446
Better men than him had to work hard.
491
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,614
Yeah?
492
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,657
He'll be all right.
493
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,619
If he remembers who his friends are.
494
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:46,500
I'd hate to see him mess up.
He's been waiting a long time.
495
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:47,876
What do you mean?
496
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,671
It's not a business that
forgives bad decisions.
497
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:54,883
And I hate to see him making
wrong moves, you know.
498
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:59,763
- Especially at the beginning.
- Why you telling me? Tell him.
499
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,807
Ma, you got his ear.
500
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,101
He listens to you.
501
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,645
I don't know that world.
502
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,605
No, of course not.
503
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:12,526
But if anything, you know,
were to come up, that's all.
504
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,569
I don't want to get involved.
505
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:18,240
If you have something to say to
your uncle, bring it up to him.
506
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,955
- Oh, I wish the Lord would take me.
- Come on, Ma.
507
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:29,334
There's plenty of nice gents
that want a date with you.
508
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,336
Look. I'm going downstairs.
509
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:36,341
I'm going downstairs before that
che brutta Activities lady finds me.
510
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,260
You want coffee?
511
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,012
- Yeah, all right.
- Bring the cookies!
512
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:46,226
PHIL: Carmela, I don't want to sound
like religion is a cure-all...
513
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:49,604
...but if Tony got more
involved with the Church...
514
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:53,066
...it may help to expedite things
in his therapy.
515
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,862
What's killing me is that
this is a self-inflicted wound.
516
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,697
I pushed for it.
517
00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:02,409
I could deal with the goomars.
I knew I was better than them.
518
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:08,039
As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them
as a form of masturbation for him.
519
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,168
I couldn't give him what
he needed all the time.
520
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,337
You're a man.
You know that thirst.
521
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:20,135
I was too busy with the house
and the kids to quench it.
522
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,306
But this psychiatrist...
523
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,225
...you know, she's not just a goomar.
524
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:32,856
Now I feel like he's really cheating
and I'm the one who's thirsty.
525
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,610
I'm not gonna stay in a marriage
that's made...
526
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,946
Let's not even think about that.
527
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:45,952
Divorce is for those who never intended
on dying married in the first place.
528
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,750
You know, Carm, we reap what we sow.
529
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,169
What do you mean?
530
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:57,380
You admit to accepting
his dalliances in the past.
531
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,633
Schifosas.
They meant nothing.
532
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,763
But you said it was like they were
"lightening the workload"...
533
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:08,558
...providing a wife's duty
when you were too busy.
534
00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:11,102
You practically welcomed it.
535
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,440
Now, I want you to pray...
536
00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:20,445
...to our Holy Mother, ask her
for guidance and forgiveness...
537
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,990
...so that you can get through
this as a couple.
538
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,995
You're not without sin
in this, Carmela.
539
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,374
So she's out of control.
540
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:36,002
She spends money like we're
the Sopranos of Park Avenue.
541
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:39,506
But you've noticed her.
Which may have been the point.
542
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:45,053
Look, before we run out of time...
543
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:49,641
...I'd like to discuss what happened
when we were here last week.
544
00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,272
How's your car?
545
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,193
Did you steal my car
and have it fixed?
546
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:07,158
- We had an agreement, no gifts.
- I didn't want you to get robbed.
547
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:08,743
It was you.
548
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:12,956
You had no right to steal my car.
549
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,792
I've been scared to death.
550
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,377
- Why?
- Why?
551
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:21,047
It's a violation of my privacy.
What else have you done?
552
00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:26,594
Answer me.
553
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:31,391
I love you.
554
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:34,019
- Anthony.
- I'm in love with you.
555
00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,064
I'm sorry. It's just the way it is.
556
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:40,066
- Okay. Let me talk.
- No.
557
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:42,235
It's not the Prozac.
558
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,822
I dream about you.
559
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,742
I think about you all the time.
560
00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:51,077
I can't get excited about
other women.
561
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,372
There's nothing else to say.
562
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,126
I love you.
563
00:38:58,377 --> 00:39:00,128
Let me start here.
564
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:03,465
I know this may be very hard
for you to swallow.
565
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,094
But you're only feeling this way
because we've made such progress.
566
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,431
- What?
- I've been gentle. That's my job.
567
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,769
I listen. That's what I do best.
568
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,105
I've been a broad, generic,
sympathetic woman to you...
569
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:22,233
...because that's what
this work calls for.
570
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:28,823
You've made me all of the things
you feel are missing in your wife.
571
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,618
And in your mother.
572
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:42,462
You're making me out to be
some fucking mama's boy.
573
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,547
I'm a man.
574
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,841
And you're a woman.
575
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:49,135
End of story.
576
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,931
And this crap about Freud and...
577
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:57,477
...every boy wanting to have sex with
his mother, that's not gonna fly here.
578
00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:59,979
I didn't say that.
579
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,941
I want to make sure
we understand each other.
580
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,402
Yeah, we understand each other.
581
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,989
You don't love me.
582
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,247
You don't want me
to come back anymore.
583
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,499
It's quite the opposite.
584
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,545
This is all a byproduct of progress.
585
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,672
Has someone been following me?
586
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,676
Okay, forget it.
587
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,221
I'll see you next week.
588
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,348
[CROWD CHEERING]
589
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,400
All right, let's go!
590
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,695
- Listen, Uncle Junior...
- You could've made the pros.
591
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:52,240
You could've done it.
You had a swing like Joe D.
592
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,825
- You're crazy.
- What?
593
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:55,577
You think I'm shitting you?
594
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,913
- I could barely hit.250.
- Because you didn't want it.
595
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:02,834
Too busy chasing skirt.
Chasing skirt, your average was.500.
596
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,546
- Yeah, what happened?
- What did you want to talk about?
597
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,215
Octavian.
598
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:14,053
- You know, Augustus.
- You fucking with me?
599
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,557
No. Octavian became Augustus.
600
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:21,561
Forget about that.
601
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:26,232
Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar.
And everybody loved him, right?
602
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,236
- You know why?
- I don't know that I give a fuck.
603
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:34,491
Everybody loved him because
he never ate alone. Capisci?
604
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,452
It was the longest time of peace
in Rome's history.
605
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:41,414
He was a fair leader and all
his people loved him for that.
606
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,250
Is this the one that
they stabbed in the back?
607
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,086
No, that was Julius.
Talking about Augustus.
608
00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,590
He shared his wealth and
all his people loved him.
609
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:52,634
You said that three times.
610
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:56,095
I heard it. His people loved him.
What's your point?
611
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,519
Remember when you told me
about the bull and his son?
612
00:42:03,395 --> 00:42:05,939
They're looking out
at a bunch of cows.
613
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:10,318
The son says, "Dad, why don't we
run down and fuck one of these cows?"
614
00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,861
What did the dad say?
615
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,408
The father says, "Son, why don't we
walk down there and fuck them all?"
616
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:22,205
I told you that?
"Why don't we fuck them all."
617
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:23,831
That's funny.
618
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:27,335
Okay, I get your point.
619
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:30,755
Why all of this fucking
Augustus-Octavian shit?
620
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,340
I don't know.
621
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:36,594
Are you okay? You've been
acting mezzo morto lately.
622
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,097
I ain't seen you like that for years.
623
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:43,977
I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff.
Don't worry about it.
624
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,647
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
625
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,609
[WHINNIES]
626
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:55,405
TONY: Junior took your 250 and
split it amongst the top five guys.
627
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,282
So he doesn't look greedy.
628
00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:58,658
HESH: Smart move.
TONY: Yeah.
629
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,202
Your uncle may be another
Harry Truman.
630
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,163
- What's that mean?
- Truman had a big job thrust on him.
631
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:08,626
He didn't want it, but in the end
he made some pretty wise decisions.
632
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,170
Your uncle may be the right man.
633
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,382
I fucking hope so.
634
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,634
I'll tell you, I don't want the job.
635
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,636
Let Junior die from the stress.
636
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,181
That's what gave Jackie the cancer,
God rest his soul.
637
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,851
"Boss." Fuck it, who needs it?
638
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:34,777
[WHINNYING]
639
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,196
It's nice here.
640
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,742
I can't stand the smell.
The shit, flies all over.
641
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:44,954
But I could watch them for hours.
There's a kind of beauty to it.
642
00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:46,205
I envy them.
643
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,625
- I wouldn't go that far.
- I would.
644
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:53,713
They got no bills, no headaches,
no family cazzi running around.
645
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,549
One horse likes another one,
they fuck. That's it.
646
00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:00,261
No problems. No hundred questions.
No guilt.
647
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,683
I don't know what I'm talking about.
648
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,895
So Junior split my money
and spread it around?
649
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,690
- Yeah.
- Five bosses, 50 a pop.
650
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,983
Not a bad day's pay.
651
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,404
Still, I wish it wasn't your money.
652
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,908
You know, it makes me feel terrible.
653
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,912
What?
654
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,334
You old fucking Jew.
655
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:34,754
Here's my share.
I don't want to profit off you.
656
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,927
Never entered my mind.
657
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,033
Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there,
you know.
658
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,577
You don't have to explain
nothing, Tony.
659
00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:14,293
In psychiatry, apparently what you're
feeling is not what you're feeling.
660
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,296
And what you're not feeling
is your real agenda.
661
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:34,689
- You're gonna stick with it, right?
- I don't know.
662
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:36,816
I think you should.
663
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,484
You do?
664
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,865
I was jealous.
665
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,993
- I should've...
- Wait, let me finish, Tony.
666
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,622
I've been thinking a lot about this.
667
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:57,003
I was jealous of her ability
to help you.
668
00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,382
To be a sort of salvation to you.
669
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,843
I talked to Father Phil and...
670
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:08,014
...I want to be that woman
in your life.
671
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,482
Carm, you're not just in my life...
672
00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:20,526
...you are my life.
673
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,657
Come here.
674
00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:42,256
[TAPS GLASS]
675
00:46:45,552 --> 00:46:46,886
I'm no good at speeches.
676
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,056
LARRY: Owe him a dime,
you'll hear some great speeches.
677
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:53,226
Shit. Shut up, let me talk.
678
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:55,228
Go ahead. I was only kidding.
679
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,397
I'd like everybody
to raise their glasses.
680
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,742
TONY:
Okay.
681
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:15,540
Taught me as much as anybody,
except for maybe my father.
682
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:20,211
Even if he wasn't my uncle...
683
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,381
...I'd be standing here saying:
684
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,174
"To our new boss."
685
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
Salute.
686
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,971
[CAMERA CLICKS]
687
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:31,931
To Junior.
688
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:34,183
Junior.
689
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,353
To Junior.
690
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,397
Salute.
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