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Those who understand life
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to the point of finding humor
in bad situations
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will live a long happy life
without clinging to it.
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These kind of people are rare.
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Wherever they are,
they make people happy.
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-More! More!
-More! More!
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Hi, everyone!
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We are...
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Can you keep it short?
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Please keep it short.
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I'm standing here
with a microphone in front of me.
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I'm standing here naked... I mean...
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I'm standing here waiting
in front of a microphone.
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Talking about Bangkok,
I really wanted to go...
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So I got dressed and ready to roll...
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I went to the south pier,
but the boat was not there...
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Why didn't you go to the north pier?
The boat might be there.
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Docking it there was way too hard.
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Upon arrival at Bangkok,
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I found people peeling bananas
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so I pull out my...
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bananas to peel.
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-What are you doing?
-Combing my hair.
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Who use bananas as a comb?
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My hair and bananas
have something in common.
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What? You and bananas are bald?
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All right, go home.
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Why can't you say, "I have split ends,"
so we can have a laugh?
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I'm so scared!
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I'm so petrified!
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Mom.
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-What's this?
-My ear.
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-You still want it?
-Of course.
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-How many do you want?
-Both.
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You want them gone both?
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Hey!
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-Just one cut off?
-Hey!
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No!
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-Cut off both ears.
-Hey!
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-Keep both ears intact.
-Hey!
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-That's correct.
-Right.
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-Why stopping now?
-Right.
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You should've cut more.
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To be honest, I'm so stressed
because I picked the wrong husband.
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Then how could you have a son with him?
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What happened inside my bedroom
is none of your business.
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-What?
-Hey!
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Did you have an affair with my wife?
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What? No! Look at me. I'm your friend.
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That's why you use lip balm every day.
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Come on! Shave off his hair nicely.
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Hey! Are you crazy?
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-Why's that?
-Your son's right here.
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This is Santisuk.
I'm not the one getting ordained.
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-I don't have a wife yet.
-Let's cut.
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-Put his hair here.
-Careful with the scissors.
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All right.
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My son.
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Papa, your turn.
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-Your turn.
-Bathe him.
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Hey!
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For mom! For mom!
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What are you doing? Come on, help him up.
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-Come on up, my child.
-At the same time.
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For mom! For mom!
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He does it for his mom.
He rolled down like a ball.
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After bathing Naga, the next step...
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is to apply turmeric and marl powder.
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Please call me Search.
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Search. Search...
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After coating him with all this flour,
let’s deep fry him.
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Come here and listen
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The story of Naga's father and mother
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How they met
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Please, Naga
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Listen to this story
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Naga
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Before you enter monkhood
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Did you know the story
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Of your father and mother?
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That your father and mother
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They were wicked and vicious
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Did you know?
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Your mother was good for nothing
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And your father was up to no good
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Our whole community
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Was well aware of it
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O Naga
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Before your mother met your father
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She granted favors to any man
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I'd be hard to count
How many partners she had
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Your mother made merits with her buttocks
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She had virtue in promiscuity
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O hear me, Naga
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Immorality did not only plague
Your mother
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But also your father
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He chased skirts
No matter who
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Even an unfortunate one with no limbs
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He still failed to see it as a sin
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Hear me, Naga
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It's uncertain who you are
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As you might not be this man's son
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Excuse me, masters.
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Your song's very touching. It's beautiful.
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I almost teared up.
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But I'd like to ask you something.
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Who exactly is my father?
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Who's your father is still unclear
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It could be any of us masters sitting here
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This’s not how to chant a send-off.
People will misunderstand his parents.
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Just kidding!
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-We haven't started yet.
-True.
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Mahori, let's do it!
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Namaskar.
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Bless you all.
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Are you tired, Mom?
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Seeing you in this robe,
I even forget about feeling tired.
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What's your name?
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Where are you from?
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Why do you want to be ordained?
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My name's Noi. What about you?
Why were you ordained?
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We just met
and he made me speechless.
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I became a monk
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because I wanted to study
the Lord Buddha's Dharma.
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Then I found peace.
So I remained a monk.
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Yeah. That's my reason too.
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I hope things will get better.
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I'm tired of this world,
tired of how divided we are,
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tired of politics,
tired of student gangsters,
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tired of life,
tired of the rise and fall of fame,
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of everything that's going on and on,
like it never stops, never goes back...
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tired of love that's not yet to be found,
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tired of the fact that she left,
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tired of those politicians
who never keep their words,
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-and abuse our taxes--
-Enough!
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-Enough! Enough!
-Sorry.
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Enough.
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Well, I'm just afraid
that if you get tired of this temple,
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us monks would be thrown in jail.
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But at least it's a good reason,
better than getting ordained just to chill
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or just because it's what people do.
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I don't want the type
who's sleepy at dawn
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because he stayed up
until five in the morning
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watching TV and eating ramen
and French fries.
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That was a joke. I'm kidding.
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Entering monkhood
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may not make all your wishes come true.
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Our lives, our destinies.
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This is an auspicious moment.
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Bring me the head
of that Buddha’s statue.
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You know which one, right?
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You know where the hell it is.
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I can't say that. It's a sin.
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You know where the statue is, right?
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-Yes, sir.
-Yes, sir.
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That's good! Loud and clear!
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Dad, this is wrong.
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You've been doing it for so long.
You can stop now.
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We have so much money already.
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Monks have 227 rules to follow.
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If you can follow just five,
that would be great.
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Son of a bitch!
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How dare you lecture me?
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I'm your father!
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Your mother lived right next to a temple.
I still had no trouble screwing her.
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I screwed her on a long-tail boat,
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on land and in water,
and the noise was like...
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I'm way worse than you think.
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You don't have to teach me. Just listen.
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The five precepts?
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I can tell you right now.
Listen and keep in mind.
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It's good for you if you remember.
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Pana Panu.
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Kill no goose, no fish.
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If you find a giant snake-head fish,
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smash its head,
then make some soup out of it.
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This is just the first precept.
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Adinna.
Abstain from taking what is not given.
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If the abbot is sleeping,
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carefully search for his belongings.
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That will do.
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You still don't get it, you idiots.
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Kamesumiccha.
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Don't steal people's wives.
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If they want it,
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let them get some.
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How did I come up with this?
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Musa. Don't lie,
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or else you'll go to hell for sure.
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If your lies make you rich,
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then keep doing it.
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Sura. Refrain from drinking
and using drugs.
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If you don't have money,
you can't have fun.
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If you do, my brothers,
run for it. Don't be afraid.
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Make it the best day of your life.
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Come on, let's go find him!
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Fuck yeah!
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Fate makes plans for idiots.
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Idiots follow without question.
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Idiot meets idiot, they're doomed.
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One's gone.
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One remain.
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-Bros for life!
-Bros for life!
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-Damn cool!
-Damn right!
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Do you like it?
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-Who's that?
-Who's that?
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You did this, didn't you?
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Why did you paint a monk's bowl?
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-Yeah, we did.
-Ood!
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At least Ood knows
that lying to a monk is wrong.
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Father, you've been ordained for so long.
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-Have you seen what does a vice look like?
-No.
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Vice's mouth is like smiley.
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While virtue...
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-Yes?
-Its mouth is like kissy.
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Virtue... Virtue...
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Repeat after me.
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-Repeat what?
-Vice.
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-Vice.
-Virtue.
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Virtue.
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-You're doing good.
-Isn't that so?
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Nope! Can you try like...
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purse your lips while saying it.
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-Please do it, Father.
-Yes, yes, Father.
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Vice.
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Vice.
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That's good!
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-How about this?
-Almost got it.
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Say virtue while smiling.
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Virtue.
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Virtue.
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What now? You guys want me
to jump in the water with you?
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Stop fooling around and get out!
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You must prepare Kuti for the new monk
who's getting ordained today.
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And you'd better take care of this too.
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Sure.
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Vice.
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Virtue.
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What?
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Hurry up!
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This is peace.
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This is what I've been searching for.
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I wish to be a bridge between material
and dharmic worlds
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to help Thais find peace
with each other again.
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I promise.
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Really?
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Hello.
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I'm human.
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Please don't be afraid. I'm human.
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How are you doing?
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No, please don't bow to me, Venerable.
Otherwise, I'll be damned.
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-No need to bow back.
-All right.
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And don't be afraid.
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-I live in this temple.
-Right.
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-My name's Song.
-I'm Phra Noi.
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Some people call me...
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Boonsong. Others call me Goonsong.
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I'm so amused by my own name.
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-Venerable, you're just ordained, right?
-Yes.
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Em and Ood were ordered
to prepare living quarters for you.
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-Please come with me.
-Okay then.
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00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440
-Thank you.
-Yes.
266
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,680
Em. Ood.
267
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,520
Who did this?
268
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,200
You vicious sinners!
269
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,960
How can you do this to a piteous monk?
270
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,360
Hey.
271
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,960
Is he a monk or that guy from Avatar?
272
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,760
He's a monk, Venerable.
273
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,960
Tell me who did this.
274
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,600
-It was Em.
-No, it was Ood.
275
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,520
-Traitor.
-I just bought the colors.
276
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,800
All right, it was me.
277
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,360
They're new here.
Phra Noi and Phra Search.
278
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,440
Father wants you to guide them.
279
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,720
Phra Search can stay
in the room next to yours.
280
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,520
Phra Noi can stay in this room.
281
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,760
Sure, I'll take care of them.
282
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,480
-All right.
-By the way,
283
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,360
is this washable?
284
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,360
It will take months.
285
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,280
What a relief.
286
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,640
Oh...
287
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,720
how can I walk outside?
288
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,280
Hey! Stop!
289
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,360
Hey!
290
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,720
Stop!
291
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,080
Hi, everyone!
292
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,680
What do you think about your audience
fighting again?
293
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,640
I'm very concerned,
but I'll continue doing my best.
294
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,440
I want everyone to have fun
and have a good time.
295
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,400
But what's your opinion
about this incident?
296
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,560
And are your next shows still confirmed?
297
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,400
I hope so. I hope people still want
to come and have fun with us.
298
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,760
Your audience always becomes aggressive.
299
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,720
There's criticism that your shows
divide people and incite violence.
300
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,120
Your thoughts?
301
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,760
-Do you think it will happen again?
-Is it because of the dance moves?
302
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,600
-Yeah, too aggressive.
-No!
303
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,520
This is ridiculous!
304
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,560
People were screaming.
305
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,360
Not far from that big tall fella
who was hurting...
306
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,520
But why? Why?
307
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,480
Why no one helped?
308
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,200
Don't think too much.
309
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,240
Don't think too much. Just stop.
310
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,720
Do you see that hose?
311
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,000
When you turn on the water full volume
without people holding it,
312
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,600
the hose will swerve uncontrollably.
313
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,600
Our hands are like Dharma
that calm our minds,
314
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040
not to be distracted
by uncontrollable thoughts.
315
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,080
Okay. Let go.
316
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,920
Let go.
317
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,360
Let go
318
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,680
Forget it
319
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,720
Let go
320
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,760
Forget it.
321
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,120
Let go
Forget it
322
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,840
For-get-it
323
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400
Where?
324
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Why are you barking at me?
325
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,800
If we go back empty-handed,
our boss's going to kill us.
326
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,360
Hey! I got an idea!
327
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,440
We should take something back with us.
328
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,920
Ter, don't tell me
you're going to steal the whole church?
329
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,160
Stop it, Ptooey!
330
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,480
-Look behind you.
-Behind me?
331
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,240
A big bell, chiming, chiming.
332
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,640
Everything happens
as a result of karma and samsara.
333
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,760
Yet, our bell was stolen.
334
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,240
And look at all these poor dogs
running around
335
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,200
without anyone bothering to pick them up.
336
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,440
People these days.
337
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,080
Oh, a scarecrow.
I thought it was a person.
338
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,200
Who wants to be rich?
339
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,160
-I do!
-I do!
340
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,680
They all knew this joke.
341
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,000
Everyone, please follow me.
342
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,840
We have to bless them with age, beauty,
and no harm from smoking cigarettes.
343
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,280
Oh, my God!
344
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,440
Here they come with their bright
orange and yellow robes,
345
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,600
including your lover. I know,
the one with the mole on his forehead,
346
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,240
This way, please.
347
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,680
You think that I didn't know,
that I had forgotten?
348
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,400
-What?
-You want to give alms, right?
349
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,160
-Yes.
-Then get it over with, so they can leave.
350
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,040
I don't want to have problems with anyone.
351
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,480
If you want to ask about love...
352
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,360
Here comes poetry.
353
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,120
...it's hard to answer it with reason.
354
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,080
I can see you stealing a glance.
355
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,560
I just know if I ever love anyone...
356
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,320
Don't deny it.
357
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,120
...I'll be in deep water with my husband.
358
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,200
Forget about deep water.
I'm going to kick your ass right here.
359
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,760
Open your bowl lid, I'm giving you alms.
360
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,040
Don't forget, you're a monk.
361
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,240
Starring at a woman is a sin.
362
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,200
If you're uncomfortable, don't do it.
The poem, I mean.
363
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,840
Are you warning me?
Out of your good heart?
364
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,240
I know what you think.
365
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,800
Though you renounced the secular world,
can you cut it off completely?
366
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,440
-It's water under the bridge.
-Yeah. Right.
367
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,840
Here are our offerings.
368
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,520
Do you still get jealous?
369
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,720
It just happens, you know?
370
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,360
I renounced that life.
371
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,720
Renounce what,
your robes, perhaps?
372
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,960
Come on, give me a break.
373
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,360
It's like this every morning.
374
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,080
Not every morning.
375
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,960
When he's not here, we're fine.
376
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,400
But when certain someone comes,
we get into a fight. It just happens.
377
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,680
Why fight?
Don't you feel bad for your country?
378
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,960
We, as a nation, are wounded enough.
379
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,800
Do you know the word "unity?"
380
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,160
He's right. Family as an institution
is in a fragile state.
381
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,560
If you can't make your family happy,
382
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,640
what can you do for your country?
383
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,960
You gave me goosebumps!
384
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,480
-Ayu--
-No need!
385
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,720
Today seems like it's not a good day.
386
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,040
You should've not treated them that way,
387
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,240
-and you know it.
-Shut up!
388
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,400
Father, this way please.
389
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,000
-Father.
-Yes?
390
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,560
If I don't give you food,
what will you eat?
391
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,040
Then I won't eat.
392
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,640
Why don't you cook in your temple?
393
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,480
Nobody gives us a gas stove.
394
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,040
Father... Oh! Father!
395
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,320
What's on your forehead?
396
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,160
A fly, maybe? Slap it.
397
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,960
Please open you lid.
398
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,520
-Father.
-Yes?
399
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,400
Is he new?
400
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,560
His name's not New.
It's Search.
401
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,800
He used to be a comedian.
402
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,080
Please call me Phra Search.
403
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,320
Phra Search.
404
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,720
That's funny!
405
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,840
Who wants to be rich?
406
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,720
I do. I do.
407
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120
He's funny!
408
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,840
Don't want you to get hungry.
409
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,560
Long life, beauty, happiness, strength
410
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,000
Sadhu.
411
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,440
You should bless him.
412
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,560
May you live your life long,
413
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,880
in good health,
414
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,200
and be tall,
415
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,360
happy and handsome,
416
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,320
please.
417
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,040
Thank you. You too.
418
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,800
Let's go. It's almost noon
and we haven't eaten.
419
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,480
Bye-bye!
420
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,720
When are we arriving?
421
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,200
It's so hot and this bowl is heavy.
422
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,320
It's hot and heavy, but we'll be fine.
423
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,240
This is nothing compared to your mother
carrying you in her womb for nine months.
424
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,280
It's heavy and uncomfortable.
She had to stop eating sour, sweet,
425
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,600
fatty, spicy,
or spicing things up with your father...
426
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,640
I mean cooking something spicy
for your father.
427
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600
She couldn’t even do that.
428
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,480
We were so absorbed with what you said
429
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,280
we walked pass our temple.
430
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,840
Wait! This is our temple.
431
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,160
It's probably the work
of those two nitwits.
432
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,600
Well, I think it's beautiful.
It can attract people.
433
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,600
Everything is a result
of karma and samsara.
434
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,040
-Isn't it so?
-You remember that well.
435
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,520
Oh...
436
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,120
it's beautiful.
437
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,880
Pure art.
438
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,280
A fine line between heaven and hell.
439
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,280
What are you looking at?
440
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,760
We eat to live, not live to eat.
441
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,360
Eventually everything
goes down to our stomach.
442
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,760
Strange.
443
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,600
I haven't seen a new monk
like him in quite a while.
444
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,200
Strange?
445
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,400
I don't think this strange.
446
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,080
Strange is those who swallow bricks,
sand and dirt.
447
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,520
Or in the worst case,
the whole mountain.
448
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,120
And if you're not careful,
someday they'll swallow this temple too.
449
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,880
Those capitalists who want to sell
this land to make a golf course.
450
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,000
Em!
451
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,840
Em!
452
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,640
Em!
453
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,400
Father, why are they being punished?
454
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,760
-They're grown men.
-Airbrushing the whole temple like that?
455
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,400
-Did you think it was right?
-They're grown-ups...
456
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,800
-It's not because I'm mad.
-...but acted like a child,
457
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,360
-and must be punished.
-You caused troubles for the monks.
458
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,160
They couldn't think like grown-ups.
459
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,680
You troublemakers!
460
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,760
-You deserve this!
-However, violence is never an answer.
461
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,840
This is just for them to remember
that what they did wasn't right.
462
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Let's eat.
463
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000
He's so damn stupid.
464
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,720
Genius!
465
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,280
-He's a fool.
-He's never going to catch us.
466
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,160
Can you eat that?
467
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,800
Well...
468
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,480
he's eating it.
I want to give it a try.
469
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:05,680
Let me try.
470
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,080
-I'll try it.
-Yeah, try it.
471
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480
-Try it.
-Do you want to mix it with mine?
472
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,520
That's all right.
Just eat in your own plate.
473
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,920
That's it.
474
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,120
Oh...
475
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,880
it tastes like an enzyme Ionic plasma.
476
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,880
Hey! Anyone!
477
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,640
Pull me out of this chair,
so I can distinctly scold you guys.
478
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,640
-Come on!
-Help!
479
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,160
-Why didn't you step on my head?
-Gotcha.
480
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,720
Asshole! That was sarcastic.
481
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,320
Why did you steal a goddamn bell?
482
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,680
I told you to bring back the head.
483
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,480
Dad, dogs were everywhere,
barking and howling.
484
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,520
Why didn't you kill them all?
485
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,720
That's a sin, Dad.
486
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,760
Sin? Or you can just sedate them.
487
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,160
Whatever, I don't give a damn.
488
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,880
But you have to bring me
the head of the Buddha's statue.
489
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,760
I got an order from abroad.
490
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,480
Em, can you buy some medicine for me?
491
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,800
I don't feel well.
492
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,720
What medicine? It's pretty late.
493
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,960
I have some traditional remedy.
494
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,680
Please wait here.
495
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,000
I'll be right back.
496
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,920
-Here you go.
-Can I have that? What is it?
497
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,600
Of course you can.
498
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,200
This is rancid urine medicine.
499
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,120
Try it, you'll feel better.
500
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,400
Venerable, it's mostly alcohol,
501
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,400
but you can mix it up
to use it as medicine.
502
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,520
But according to the Vinaya,
it's rancid urine with yellow myrobalan,
503
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,360
or alcohol.
It's against the precept.
504
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,520
-See?
-Yeah.
505
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,200
I told the Venerable Father,
but he didn't listen.
506
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,840
He's not healthy.
But after he tried some of this,
507
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,120
he can walk ten klicks just fine.
He's very strong now.
508
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,000
-How about running?
-Running's even faster than walking.
509
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,960
You can have it, Venerable.
510
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,560
Pour just one finger in a cup.
511
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,880
-You can drink it.
-Really?
512
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,200
Oh...
513
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,840
is it going to explode?
514
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,960
Phra Search couldn't even
join us for breakfast.
515
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,000
And who's to blame?
You two idiots!
516
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,320
Just one finger?
517
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,920
One finger in a small cup
or a shot glass, yes.
518
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,760
But you poured it in a water jar lid.
519
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,960
The depth’s right but the lid's wide.
520
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,080
That's like a whole bottle.
521
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,080
-God forbid!
-What?
522
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,960
Are you Sri Thanonchai reborn?
523
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,600
Oh...
524
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,880
I think Phra Search
is not going to be sober tomorrow.
525
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,920
-Then give him a fix!
-Seriously?
526
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,760
-You think you're funny?
-What?
527
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,000
-You're so funny.
-What? Get out of my face.
528
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,200
-They're monks. Show some respect.
-What's your problem?
529
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,720
-Are you trying to kiss his ass?
-Hell awaits you.
530
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,680
What's hell?
531
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,640
-Hey!
-Yes?
532
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,960
You know we are monks,
533
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,320
so learn to be more respectful,
Ood and Em.
534
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,880
Why? Yes I do know.
535
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,400
-Know what?
-Venerable Father. Venerable Brother.
536
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,960
Oh, poor me!
537
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,800
I really want to send
you back to your parents.
538
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,800
-Alas!
-Go!
539
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,480
If you do that, they will
send me to another temple.
540
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,080
But I like it here.
541
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,520
-Why?
-The monks are friendly.
542
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,520
I don't want to be friendly towards you.
543
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,720
Why are you walking in the front?
You know their house?
544
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,320
Stop touching me.
My father's not dead.
545
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,960
Careful, boss.
546
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280
Careful.
547
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,320
Careful.
548
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,560
Careful.
549
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,720
Good job!
550
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,080
We have to cut this off.
551
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,920
Careful!
552
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,240
You want the whole world to know?
553
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,360
How about this?
554
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,240
Let’s play some music
so nobody hears what we're doing.
555
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,160
It's so loud!
556
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,520
Let's get the party started!
557
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,760
Yeah, good work! Keep going!
558
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,880
Come on!
559
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,800
-Faster!
-You'll wake up the whole village.
560
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,680
The monks won't know.
It's late. They're all sleeping.
561
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,120
If we don't camouflage ourselves,
562
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,000
people will know who we are.
563
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,480
-Keep going, so you can enter.
-Do it faster!
564
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,920
It's this big? How can we carry it?
565
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,680
You idiot!
566
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,240
-We just need the head.
-Yeah?
567
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,920
-Yeah.
-Are you done talking?
568
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,480
Why are you screaming?
569
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,520
-I thought you were a monk.
-No, it's me.
570
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,000
I just came to tell you
I finished sawing.
571
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,960
Well done.
572
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,040
-Can you stop talking and get to work?
-Yeah, get to work.
573
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,040
Hurry up!
574
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,360
Come on!
575
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,560
Come on! You want people
to find out what we're doing?
576
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,800
-I know.
-Hurry up!
577
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,600
I'm looking for a power socket.
578
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,640
Someone's coming.
Take whatever you can!
579
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,600
What's with the noise?
580
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,000
-Can you be considerate to the monks?
-Come on! Let's go!
581
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,880
It's late and nobody's come yet.
582
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,680
See?
583
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,000
It's your fault.
584
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,920
You trash-talked too much, you know?
585
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,880
I said nothing.
586
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,680
They're not coming here today.
I don't know where they went.
587
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,240
Come on out.
588
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Hey!
589
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,040
Where are all the monks?
590
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,280
This temple is strangely quiet.
591
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,120
Maybe they're praying.
592
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,800
Let's go check it out.
593
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,920
This temple looks...
594
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,360
creepy. I'm scared.
595
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,800
-But I think…
-Come on.
596
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,000
...it is the perfect setting
for our movie.
597
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,400
Anyway,
598
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,520
we have to thank you
599
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,400
-for driving us up here.
-Thank you.
600
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,560
Would you park the car
somewhere cool and shady?
601
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,080
Then come and meet us.
602
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,640
Okay.
603
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,960
-Let's go.
-Come on.
604
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,360
Why is it so quiet?
605
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,520
-Is it deserted?
-Not really.
606
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,840
If it was, you'd see cacti.
607
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,960
Very funny.
608
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,600
Look!
What happened to him?
609
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,440
-Venerable?
-Venerable, sir!
610
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,960
-Wake up!
-Venerable!
611
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,440
There's a novice underneath him.
612
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,600
-Venerable!
-Venerable!
613
00:43:50,737 --> 00:43:52,400
-Venerable, sir!
-Venerable, please wake up!
614
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,360
Venerable!
615
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,160
What's going on?
616
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,080
Namaskar, Venerable.
617
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,960
-What happened?
-Bless you.
618
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,440
Ood! Ood!
619
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,240
Are we dead?
620
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,440
-What are you talking about?
-We're in heaven!
621
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,760
What heaven? This is a pavilion.
622
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,600
I think it's because of our merits.
623
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,560
Who are they?
624
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,640
They're angels, Ood.
625
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,360
What? Another one?
626
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,360
-Venerable!
-Venerable, sir!
627
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,680
Venerable!
628
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,120
Venerable!
629
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,040
Shit!
Who are you people?
630
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,560
M-I-D-O-A-B-W-J
631
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,280
A monk is dead on a big water jar.
632
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,600
Help! A monk is dead!
633
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,840
Anybody, help!
634
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,880
He's dead! Come on!
635
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,680
Hurry up! This way!
636
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,560
Instead of helping,
you're making me deaf.
637
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,760
-Father! Father!
-What happened?
638
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,440
Father, are you all right?
639
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,280
Are you safe? Father?
640
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,320
I'm all right. I almost died.
641
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,560
Hey!
642
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,800
What's going on?
643
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,320
-Is everyone all right?
-No!
644
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,760
Everyone was completely knocked out.
645
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,880
-Really?
-Yes.
646
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,320
And the marble Buddha statue?
647
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,920
-Have you checked?
-No.
648
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,200
-Let's go.
-Hurry, Father!
649
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,600
Phra Search!
650
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,480
-Venerable!
-Phra Search!
651
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,680
Phra Search!
652
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,200
Phra Search! Phra Search!
653
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,600
Come on, let's help him!
654
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,880
-Venerable!
-Those devils!
655
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,200
We'll see about that!
656
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,400
-I'll make them pay!
-Calm down.
657
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,320
We're monks. We should understand love,
greed, anger and lust.
658
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,520
Everything is a result
of karma and samsara.
659
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160
How can you be this stupid?
660
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,280
I told you to sedate the dogs
661
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,840
not the monks.
662
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,960
If they all die, what will happen?
663
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,360
A massive funeral ceremony.
664
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,520
How can you be so dumb?
665
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,760
What a waste of time!
666
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,560
You morons!
667
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,760
Stupid assholes!
668
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,600
That monk who stopped you, who is he?
669
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,720
He's new, boss. He's just ordained.
670
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,600
How did he know?
671
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,520
You'd better find out about this monk.
672
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,520
"Thus, indeed, is the Exalted One,
a Worthy One,
673
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,080
a Fully Enlighted One,
endowed with wisdom and conduct,
674
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,040
an Accomplished one,
knower of the worlds,
675
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880
an incomparable Charioteer
for the training of individuals,
676
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,240
the teacher of gods and men,
Omniscient and Holy.
677
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,520
Well expounded is the Dharma
by the Exalted one..."
678
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,080
-Namaskar, Venerable.
-May Buddha bless you.
679
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,440
I heard that by making merit
for a new monk,
680
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,200
we receive more good karma.
681
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,000
I also have great respect for you
for protecting the marble Buddha,
682
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360
It's nothing really.
683
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,640
I mean, it's nothing. Just a coincidence.
684
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,600
What did you do before becoming a monk?
685
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,920
I was a Naga.
686
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,560
You're a real comedian.
687
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,800
Yes, I was really a comedian.
688
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,240
Really?
689
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,720
Venerable, we want to be comedians.
690
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,840
Can you please teach us?
691
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,920
You need no training
because your face's a joke already.
692
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,800
And you're all dressed up.
Back in the day,
693
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,920
we called it costume comedy.
694
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,400
The jokes are on your clothes,
not on your words.
695
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,240
But if you really want to learn,
696
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,000
I'll give you something.
Everybody loves it.
697
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,200
Whatever I ask,
you answer with "I do. I do."
698
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,760
-All right.
-Try this.
699
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,800
-Who wants to be rich?
-I do. I do.
700
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,800
-Who wants to be on a bus?
-I do.
701
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,080
-Who wants to be famous?
-I do
702
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,680
-Who wants a gold touch?
-I do. I do.
703
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,040
-Who wants to be a mutt?
-I do. I do.
704
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,440
-Listen carefully!
-I listened...
705
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,000
How was it? Funny?
706
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,840
-Yes.
-We had a good laugh.
707
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,520
Right.
708
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,360
So that's it for "to die."
709
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,480
"Today."
710
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,280
You're a quick learner. Well done.
711
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,480
We have to go now.
Goodbye, "vulnerable."
712
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,480
"Venerable!"
713
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,160
You keep saying "thongs wring."
714
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,320
-"Things wrong."
-You're not going to stop?
715
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,000
-Goodbye.
-May Buddha bless you.
716
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,520
Come on.
717
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,800
I do. I do.
718
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,440
Amazing.
719
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,800
It is not always
necessary to make merit
720
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,480
only on ceremonial,
or religious occasions.
721
00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:53,680
You have to look inside your hearts
722
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,480
and see that every day
is actually the day you can give.
723
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,680
Who can understand?
724
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,840
-Moments like today, though special...
-What did he say?
725
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,920
...they're actually not
the most important thing.
726
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,400
What is important is that every day
in the morning,
727
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,880
you wake up with tolerance, understanding,
kindness, forgiveness,
728
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,040
and knowing that
you can do something good
729
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,800
for those who live next to you
730
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,960
even though they may be strangers.
731
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,320
He probably thinks this is America.
Song, translate.
732
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,080
Oh...
733
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,640
I don't know.
734
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,600
I saw you nodding throughout it.
735
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,520
-I know Korean, though. Like bonjour.
-His lips drooping down low.
736
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,240
Excuse me, Venerable.
Please translate it into Thai.
737
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,040
We don't necessarily need to make merit
only on religious occasions.
738
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,960
Because you actually can give everyday
739
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,560
if it's in your heart and soul.
740
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,800
You can make merit anytime and anywhere.
741
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,440
Don't pay too much attention
to ceremonial occasions.
742
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Look at it this way, everyday
is the day you can do good.
743
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,600
The word "friend," as in friendship,
744
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,240
is so easy to write.
745
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,040
F-R-I-E-N-D. Friend.
746
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,360
But its meaning is much more profound.
747
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,400
Friends have to be dependable.
Friends have to be trustworthy.
748
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,520
Friends have to be respectful.
749
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,800
Unlike friends who help
each other abuse power
750
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,880
for personal gains in Thailand,
who take advantage of each other,
751
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,400
fight and harm each other.
752
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,480
We are all Thais.
753
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,120
We are a democracy, under a constitution.
754
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,640
One's freedom is not more important
than others'.
755
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,160
Everyone in this country
is just as Thai.
756
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,720
So please bear that in mind.
757
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,320
I'm sorry. I thought I was...
758
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,840
Lady Liberty.
759
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,840
Sadhu.
760
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,800
Why always me?
761
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Em, did you knock the clock down?
762
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,040
Finish up.
763
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,840
Let's welcome the newbies
before I welcome them myself.
764
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,960
Have fun with that!
765
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,960
New monks?
766
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,800
New toys more likely.
767
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,360
God! Is it morning already?
768
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840
I'll be late for alms-collecting.
769
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,440
I'm so late today.
770
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,880
They've probably been waiting.
771
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,840
It's my fault I woke up late.
Now it's eight o'clock.
772
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,240
Up by eight, down by six.
773
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,480
This is six in the evening!
774
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,800
Phra Noi,
775
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,360
where have you been?
Why are you back so late?
776
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,800
I was out for alms-collecting,
but I mistook the time.
777
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,160
I thought it was morning,
but it's actually evening.
778
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,920
What did you get? So we can have dinner.
779
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,120
Phra Search!
780
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,840
I'm not going to eat everything.
I'll share it with you.
781
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,240
Stop joking,
782
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,600
I think those two idiots did it again.
783
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,880
It could've been worse. Don't be angry.
Hey, that's the wrong turn, Phra Noi.
784
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,120
Oh, poor you.
785
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,960
When you're angry,
you don't know what you're doing!
786
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,360
-Are you hungry?
-Yes.
787
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,840
You're always joking!
788
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,760
-Who wants to be rich?
-I do...
789
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,440
I don't care how funny he is.
You still have to get rid of him.
790
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,560
Get rid of him?
791
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,440
Because he prevented us
from stealing the Buddha's head. Right?
792
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,600
-Let's brainstorm.
-Okay.
793
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,360
Well, Phra Noi,
794
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,760
you told the villagers not to make merit,
795
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,920
so nobody showed up.
796
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,360
I told them that they can do it every day,
not just on religious holidays.
797
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,080
Right?
798
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,400
Yes.
799
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,160
It's all right.
We eat to live, not live to eat.
800
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,440
So this... one egg...
801
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,240
we make it into quarter.
802
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,440
We probably have to eat shells.
803
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,480
I'm kidding, Father.
I'll take care of this.
804
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,400
I'll be right back. Let's go, Ood.
805
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,960
I'll find something
in the offering buckets.
806
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,640
-I'll pick mangoes from the trees.
-No, I pick mangoes, you find buckets.
807
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,160
Just don't steal other
people's mangoes, all right?
808
00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,160
Okay.
809
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,040
What you looking at?
810
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,760
The egg.
811
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,600
You’ve never seen one?
812
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,760
-I have.
-Why are you staring then?
813
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,640
I've just never seen one egg.
814
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,440
Did you find anything in the buckets?
815
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,480
They're not really edible.
816
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,640
Ood, give me some leeks.
817
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,680
Come on.
818
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,000
Hurry up!
819
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,640
Hey!
820
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,160
Why are you turning your cheek?
821
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,080
Didn't you ask me for my cheek?
822
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,080
How about I give you this?
823
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,000
I said leeks.
Pass them over.
824
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,320
-Silly!
-Leeks.
825
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,720
I thought you wanted
to kiss me on the cheek.
826
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,640
That's for the Venerable Father only.
827
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,280
You're bound to hell for real.
828
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,600
Is there anything edible at all?
829
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,880
I found it!
830
00:54:54,232 --> 00:54:55,080
Ood.
831
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,360
Looks yummy!
832
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,360
It's all foamy.
833
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,960
Smells tangy.
We don't have to add lime juice.
834
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,560
Top it with chopped coriander
and sliced shallots
835
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,920
There! There!
836
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,480
Garnish it!
837
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,800
A little lime juice just in case.
838
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,120
Your spicy mackerel tastes so good.
Here, you can have it.
839
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,920
Here you go, Ood and Em.
840
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,840
-I did my best.
-Tasty.
841
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,880
That means I'm a good chef.
842
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,240
-They said it's yummy.
-Why don't eat it on a plate?
843
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,560
A monk with no etiquette?
844
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,760
We're eating, for heaven's sake.
845
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,040
Oh...
846
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,160
Sadhu.
847
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,640
How can you bow down
to a monk like that?
848
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,800
He has a lover.
849
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,920
Why are you looking at me? It's not me.
850
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,920
A pregnant lover.
851
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,840
And he doesn't take responsibility.
He knocked her up and left.
852
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,320
You look like you don't believe me.
853
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,520
I have proof.
854
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,840
Come on, show them your belly.
855
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,120
Tell us who got you pregnant
856
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,520
before fleeing to the temple. Which one?
857
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,120
Phra Search is the father of my baby!
858
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,520
That one?
859
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,040
You almost gave me a heart attack.
860
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,680
I thought it was the last one.
861
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,160
If that's the one,
you could have died, you know?
862
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,280
How did you get knocked up by a monk?
863
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,200
I don't remember.
864
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,200
Think about it, people.
865
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,200
He got her pregnant,
and then he became a monk?
866
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,960
Calm down. Calm down.
867
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,000
How can you call yourself a man?
You take no responsibility.
868
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,440
You think this is right?
Running away to be monk?
869
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,680
I won't let you get away so easily.
870
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,680
My child, I've been taking care her...
871
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,520
-Is this real or fake?
-It's fake.
872
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,720
Snake! Snake!
873
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,800
Get out!
874
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,320
I'm not enlightened yet.
I still have fear.
875
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,400
Go away, bastards!
You scared the monks.
876
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,400
-What the fuck did you guys do?
-Go and do it at your father's house.
877
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,080
My apologies, Venerable.
878
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,200
It was a misunderstanding.
879
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,240
How about tomorrow
I'll come back with offerings?
880
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,600
Please don't. Leave now.
881
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,320
-Dammit.
-That's a spittoon, Father.
882
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,760
-Why are you standing here?
-Go!
883
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,000
-Go!
-Go!
884
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,480
-Shall I spray on him?
-Yes, Venerable.
885
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,760
My boxer has a big match tomorrow.
886
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,840
Please bless him with holy water.
887
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,360
Come closer.
888
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,280
-There's going to be100,000 people.
-When is his fight?
889
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,640
-Tomorrow.
-Right.
890
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,920
-You idiot!
-What?
891
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,160
Turn it to the front.
892
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,400
Why didn't you tell me, asshole?
893
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,920
-Who? Me?
-Him.
894
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,640
Turn it to the front.
895
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,160
I apologize, Father.
896
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,760
Right in my mole.
897
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,600
Fight clean.
Separate means separate.
898
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,760
No under-belt punches, no fouls.
Go to your corners.
899
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,160
He's not that scary. Come here.
900
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,640
I pay homage...
901
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,080
To the Exalted One, the Worthy One...
902
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,560
Hey! Get back in here.
What are you afraid of?
903
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,400
Come on! Fight him with all your might!
904
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,680
Yeah! Like that!
905
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,160
First Round! Go!
906
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,200
Are you crazy? Are you a boxer?
907
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,520
You got a chance, just take it.
908
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,440
How can you always miss?
909
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,840
Don't be afraid.
You're blessed with holy water.
910
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,080
What the heck?
911
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,160
What's going on out there?
912
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,520
Namaskar, Venerable.
913
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,960
I came with unlimited faith.
914
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,520
One hook says it all.
Killer right hook, formidable left hook.
915
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,440
Not a single one hit the target.
916
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,160
Your boy dodged all the punches?
917
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,800
My boy took all the punches.
918
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,480
What? How could you win?
919
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,440
My boy got punched
and had his shoulder dislocated.
920
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,320
Here comes the champion!
921
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,000
How about that?
922
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,200
-Come here!
-I'm a champ!
923
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,920
-Come on! Come over here!
-Champ!
924
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,040
Come right here.
925
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,040
Come greet the Venerable Father.
926
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,440
Champ! Champ!
927
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,760
Seriously? Were you hit by a truck?
928
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,800
Right?
929
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,440
-I think you should turn off the music.
-All right.
930
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,480
Girls, turn it off!
931
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,120
Better.
What you did is not right.
932
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,720
This is a temple.
It's supposed to be peaceful.
933
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,880
Is it wrong to bring dancers in here?
934
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,600
Is it wrong? No, it's not.
But it's not appropriate.
935
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,320
Our religion is corrupted
936
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,320
because people like you.
937
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,040
Lokavajja.
938
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,440
Oh...
939
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,560
a common sin.
940
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,520
You're all such a waste of time and money.
941
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,600
You never get anything done.
942
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,720
My client is waiting.
943
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,040
Maybe we should stop now.
944
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,280
No, we can’t!
I already spent his money,
945
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,480
and took these imbeciles
to the whorehouse.
946
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,120
If we quit now, we're screwed.
We can do it.
947
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:20,560
Song, don't forget to invite sinsangs
to our grave-clearing ceremony.
948
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,240
Yes, Father.
949
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,320
Father, what's the purpose
of clearing graves?
950
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,480
We do it to take care of the bodies
951
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,000
that are the unidentified corpses.
952
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,960
Or basically,
953
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,480
we give them a funeral ceremony
according to our religion.
954
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:40,440
And then we have to clear
the graves for new bodies.
955
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,600
Whose new bodies?
956
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,240
Yours!
957
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,680
What about you?
958
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,320
I won't rot when I die.
959
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,000
Why? Cause you take cannabis?
960
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,480
-Ood.
-What?
961
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,040
Check out the van driver's daughter.
962
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,440
She's so cute.
963
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,960
He's not a van driver.
He's a film-making instructor.
964
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,320
-I'm sorry.
-We really didn't know.
965
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,720
Why are these guys dressed like that?
966
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,680
What do you think?
967
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:33,640
Damn! Why are you so hostile?
Do I pay you to growl at me?
968
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,680
Let's count to confirm they're all here.
969
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,440
One, two, three, four.
970
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:39,960
They're all here.
971
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,720
Father, where do we go after we die?
972
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,400
To the top of a skyscraper.
973
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,040
They bring you to a temple.
974
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,560
And after that?
975
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:53,400
They pray for you for three days
or seven days, it depends.
976
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,880
What’s next?
977
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,320
After that, they cremate you.
978
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,520
The soul will leave to heaven
if you're good, to hell if you're bad.
979
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,920
Father, I've been wondering.
What's in heaven?
980
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,920
Angels.
981
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,960
-What else?
-Celestial beings.
982
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,520
-What else?
-Indra.
983
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,040
What else?
984
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,680
Boxing rings.
985
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,480
Why are there boxing rings?
986
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,120
To fight.
987
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,640
-Who fights who?
-I fight you.
988
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,920
After heaven, what's next?
989
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:32,560
Phra Noi, I do not know
since I haven't died yet.
990
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:34,400
Oh...
991
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,160
you're this old and still haven't died?
992
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,320
You play with them too, Phra Avatar?
993
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,640
They're already dead.
Why do we have to dig them up?
994
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:45,960
This is important.
995
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,040
We all come together to dig up the bodies
996
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,920
so we can learn to let go.
997
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:56,200
Let go of the dead.
Accept the fact that we are mortal.
998
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:03,080
When we're young and alive,
we pamper ourselves with material things.
999
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,840
We value money and possessions.
1000
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,360
But when we die,
we cannot take anything with us,
1001
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,080
not even if someone places a coin
inside our mouth after we passed.
1002
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,720
Because after cremating,
everything turns to ashes.
1003
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,560
As the old saying goes,
we come from dust,
1004
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,400
and we turn to dust.
1005
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,400
What about scattering ashes over the sea?
1006
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,080
They want to go swimming.
1007
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,640
Phra Search, you've been ordained before.
1008
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,520
Are they happy after they die?
1009
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,640
I think they're quite happy.
1010
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,120
Otherwise they'll probably be back.
1011
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,720
You're funny. You think you're a comedian?
1012
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,400
Who wants to be rich?
1013
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,000
I do. I do.
1014
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,080
Father, I think I can do better.
1015
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:54,000
-What?
-When do gays die?
1016
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,200
When they are stabbed?
1017
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,080
-When they look amazing.
-How?
1018
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,880
Slay, girl!
1019
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,120
Are you done?
1020
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:07,200
Slay!
1021
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,560
Don't joke around with me again.
1022
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,040
It's improper.
1023
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,640
The ceremony's started. Stay focused.
1024
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,720
"Holit."
1025
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,280
-"Holit."
-Pardon?
1026
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,040
-"Holit."
-What?
1027
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,080
-Hold it.
-Right.
1028
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,160
"Yucadropi."
1029
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,000
-"Yucadropi."
-Pardon?
1030
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:53,960
-"Yucadropi."
-What?
1031
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,320
You can drop it.
1032
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,560
Why are you still holding it?
1033
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,000
"Brimesacrero."
1034
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,240
-"Brimesacrero."
-Pardon?
1035
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,920
Bring me the sacred rice.
1036
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,560
"Bring me sacred rice."
Can you say that?
1037
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,480
Not "brimesacrero, brimesacrero."
1038
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,760
Who can understand you?
1039
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,280
-Why are you so angry?
-What's the matter with you?
1040
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,400
Here you go.
1041
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,240
Bring me the holy water.
1042
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,480
-Slowly please.
-Yes.
1043
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,400
Talk to me slowly and clearly.
1044
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,320
Roll your "R" every time.
1045
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,080
-"L" is "L."
-Why did you roll it?
1046
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,640
The "L" is rolling.
1047
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,680
-There's no such thing.
-Shut up!
1048
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,320
This is the way we do it.
1049
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,840
-You're wrong and still argue?
-What's wrong with you?
1050
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,040
-The holy water!
-Yes, the holy water!
1051
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,200
Confused?
1052
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,000
How can I not?
You're having so much fun.
1053
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,440
I have my own chanting too.
1054
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,680
Are you nuts?
1055
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,440
Are we friends?
1056
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:20,080
I'm your master.
1057
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,440
Master is not my father.
1058
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,720
Next time I'm going to muzzle you.
1059
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,320
-Right there.
-Yes, master.
1060
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,400
Heck yeah!
1061
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,720
I'm rich now!
1062
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,760
I'm going to buy the whole temple.
1063
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,360
Em! Ood! Where are you?
1064
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,360
There's a map.
1065
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,280
A treasure map! I'll be rich!
1066
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,560
"I know you'll read this."
1067
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:55,760
Bastard!
1068
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,120
How did they die?
1069
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,880
It looks so familiar. I saw it on TV.
1070
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,720
Gecko, my ass! You idiot!
1071
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:26,720
It's a bomb!
1072
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:27,880
Bomb!
1073
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,840
Boss, what do I do?
1074
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,800
Boss!
1075
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,480
Boss!
1076
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,040
Dad!
1077
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,880
My dad!
1078
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,120
-How can they survive?
-It's not working.
1079
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,600
You think it's not working?
Didn't you see?
1080
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,800
It blew me up, idiot!
1081
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,840
Ghost!
1082
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:29,280
Em!
1083
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,840
Ood!
1084
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:44,600
I want to fart.
1085
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,400
Hey!
1086
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,800
They're those guys.
1087
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,640
-The temple boys?
-Yeah.
1088
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,240
I told you.
1089
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,600
We're men. We're not afraid of ghosts.
1090
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,200
Right?
1091
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,360
Stop playing!
1092
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,800
Why are you scared?
1093
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,160
Our teacher's face is scarier than ghosts.
1094
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,600
-Boo!
-Hey!
1095
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,120
What are you doing?
1096
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,280
Just kidding.
1097
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,920
Headless ghost!
1098
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,600
Headless ghost!
1099
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,720
Teacher!
1100
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:41,800
So cool!
1101
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,240
They all ran away. They're scared of us.
1102
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,560
Nailed it!
1103
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,960
Clever plan!
1104
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,240
-They ran away.
-Good job! I like it!
1105
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,640
Em?
1106
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,360
Do you smell a cigarette?
1107
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,840
Who smokes in the temple?
1108
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,920
Ood! It's a hairless ghost!
1109
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,640
Did he shave?
1110
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,040
Hairless my ass. That's a headless ghost!
1111
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,760
How can you get inside?
1112
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,680
Don't talk to him, dammit!
1113
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:12,760
I'm not staying!
1114
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,000
So scary! A headless ghost!
1115
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:30,080
What kind of messed up ghost
will smoke cigarettes inside a temple?
1116
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,960
What kinds of ghost do you want to see?
1117
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,920
What kinds of ghost?
1118
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,680
Lady Ta-khian?
1119
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,760
I prefer Tani.
1120
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:42,920
Lady Tani?
1121
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,200
I know a chanting for Tani.
1122
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,840
I call her for you.
1123
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,840
Bananas withered at the tips
1124
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,760
Gushing stream breaks them in halves
1125
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,360
She carries them around
1126
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,880
Bananas withered at the tips
Gushing stream break in halves
1127
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,840
One is left
She carries it around
1128
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,720
Bananas withered at the tips
Gushing stream breaks them in halves
1129
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,840
One is left
She carries it around
1130
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,280
Damn! This is the whole cluster!
1131
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,560
-You bananas!
-You withered!
1132
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,720
-You rot fruit!
-You bland!
1133
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:22,520
-You tasteless!
-Rot body!
1134
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,720
-Green bitch!
-Ugly banana!
1135
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,480
-Yucky!
1136
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,960
Stinky!
1137
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,120
Damn, you twats!
1138
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:32,680
I came here to scare you.
1139
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,960
Not for you to insult me
and leave me hanging, freaks!
1140
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,440
You called us freaks, bitch?
1141
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,840
-What's your problem?
-Come on, fat ass!
1142
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,840
I was a wife of a warrior, assholes!
1143
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,640
My plan as a headless ghost works!
They're all freaked out.
1144
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,560
-Em and Ood?
-They'll be here.
1145
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,880
Trust me. They're not going anywhere.
1146
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:52,880
They'll be scared shitless.
1147
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,920
Just wait for my headless ghost.
1148
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,440
Song, where are those two?
1149
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,760
Relax!
1150
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,760
-Where are they?
-Goatface!
1151
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,960
Song, you changed so fast.
1152
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,880
And this mask?
Do you think you can scare me?
1153
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,440
Hey.
1154
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,440
Give it to me straight.
1155
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,160
-Are you a ghost or a man?
-Ghost.
1156
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,000
What a relief! I thought you were a man.
1157
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,400
I'm screwed!
1158
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,400
Where are you going? We haven't talked.
1159
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,880
You're so stiff.
1160
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,120
You're so stiff.
1161
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,240
Hello, where you come from?
1162
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:07,800
Chatting in English.
1163
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,480
Why is it so hard?
1164
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,000
I can go now!
1165
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,640
Guava!
1166
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,400
All this ghost nonsense,
1167
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,240
we don't think it's real.
There's no such thing as ghost.
1168
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,360
-They don't exist?
-No.
1169
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:34,840
I'll catch one for you.
1170
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,480
-Whatever.
-Yeah.
1171
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,480
-“Taemybae.”
-Pardon?
1172
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,600
-“Taemybae.”
-What?
1173
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,160
-Take my bag.
-Dammit!
1174
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,880
You should have just said that!
1175
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,720
-It's the master's language.
-Then that's your business.
1176
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:51,960
You wait here.
1177
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,480
I'll catch you a ghost.
1178
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,080
So you'll know they're real.
1179
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,440
You're here. I've been looking.
1180
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,680
I'm going to catch you.
1181
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,960
You want to fight?
1182
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,720
Do you want to fight me?
1183
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,040
She's so strong.
1184
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,280
How dare you do this to a ghost?
1185
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:49,720
Damn!
1186
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,200
Embarrassing.
1187
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,440
Gosh!
1188
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,840
You scared all the pigments
out of my face!
1189
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,520
I'm not afraid of you, ghost.
1190
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,240
-“Immanogho.”
-Pardon?
1191
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,120
-“Immanogho.”
-What?
1192
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,640
I'm not a ghost!
1193
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,200
If you're not a ghost,
then what are you?
1194
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,440
-What?
-"Imyomasta."
1195
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:20,920
-Pardon?
-"Imyomasta."
1196
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,880
-What did you say?
-I'm your master!
1197
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,600
What master?
1198
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,600
-I'm your master, not a ghost.
-How dare you!
1199
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,360
I told you I'm your master.
1200
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:32,880
What master? You're not a master.
1201
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,440
You liar!
You're a ghost!
1202
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,640
Master!
1203
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,600
Why don't you just stomp me to death?
1204
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:56,800
Fine.
1205
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,480
I was being sarcastic.
1206
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,480
-Hold this.
-Careful.
1207
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,040
Careful!
1208
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,560
Come on! Your legs work fine.
Why don't you help?
1209
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,200
Stop complaining!
1210
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:19,960
You're so good.
1211
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,960
Father! Father!
1212
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,400
We're damned!
1213
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,600
Yeah, all those bowls are damned.
What's going on?
1214
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,560
We're damned! I came to tell...
I forgot!
1215
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,520
-What--
-I remembered!
1216
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:42,360
The marble Buddha's head was cut off.
1217
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,320
Hurry, Ood! He's here.
1218
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,080
Hello, detective.
1219
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,720
-Ood.
-Look!
1220
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,200
Hello, detective.
1221
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,240
Come sit here, fat ass.
1222
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,280
What bring you here, Venerable?
1223
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,040
I want to report a crime.
1224
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:03,760
What happened?
1225
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,720
I want to report that the marble
Buddha's head was cut off.
1226
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,840
When did that happened?
1227
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,720
-What time, Ood?
-Late at night.
1228
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,320
What time exactly?
1229
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:15,840
-Around seven.
-That was late?
1230
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920
-Eight?
-Don't lie.
1231
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:17,960
-Nine.
-Don't...
1232
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,320
-Ten.
-Behave!
1233
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,640
Eleven.
1234
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,960
Well, I think
1235
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,880
you two should have a talk
before filing a report.
1236
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,760
My face's all wet.
1237
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,920
The marble Buddha's head was cut off.
1238
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,480
And we lost ten...
1239
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,280
Just ten Bahts?
You don't have to file a report.
1240
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,159
I can give it to you.
1241
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:47,400
May Buddha bless you.
You're so generous.
1242
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,240
But that's a lot of money.
1243
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:53,360
How is that a lot of money?
1244
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,240
Ten alms-bowls full of money.
1245
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,280
That's 75,000 Bahts in total.
1246
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,440
Yeah, they're all gone.
1247
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,800
Let's talk about the Buddha head.
1248
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,440
How many were cut off?
1249
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:09,120
Just one. He's not the great
serpent with eight heads.
1250
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,840
Hello?
1251
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,320
Yes. I'm sorry, my friend.
1252
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,040
You go to the warehouse.
1253
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,280
So we can exchange.
1254
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,200
Give me some time to prepare.
1255
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,040
Okay.
1256
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,600
Bye-bye!
1257
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,920
This is Phra Noi.
1258
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:44,320
Yes.
1259
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,360
I need your help.
1260
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,360
I need you to find
the head of the marble Buddha.
1261
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,760
It's the least we can do
to protect our religion.
1262
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,160
And that's the way to fight back.
1263
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,200
May Buddha bless you.
1264
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,200
Phra Noi!
1265
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:30,160
Phra Noi!
1266
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,280
Why are you revving up
your motorcycle so loud?
1267
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,720
It's improper.
1268
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,560
Hey! The fact that you're making noise,
1269
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,600
it means that your mind is not at peace.
1270
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,200
Do you understand?
1271
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,760
I'm telling you...
1272
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,320
This is peace.
1273
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,280
Venerable!
1274
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,920
I need your help.
1275
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,600
What's the matter, Phra Noi?
1276
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:06,040
We have to bring back
the marble Buddha's head.
1277
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,600
Well, I'm in.
1278
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,920
Em and Ood too.
1279
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,400
I heard you take orders here?
1280
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,360
-What type of order?
-Buddha statues.
1281
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,920
Who told you?
1282
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,240
Lek, the owner of the drug called
Jiu Jeng Pushen Jiao Nang.
1283
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:05,320
-Do you know Master Tossaporn?
-Master Tossaporn?
1284
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,160
Go ahead.
1285
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,600
There's a newfound Buddha statue
floating up down the river.
1286
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,600
The locals call him Father Nim.
1287
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,280
I need the whole statue.
1288
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,800
Father Nim.
1289
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,320
My goodness!
1290
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,440
It's too big!
Can we cut off just the head?
1291
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,520
No! They want the whole statue.
1292
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,720
It's not that hard.
1293
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,440
We cut it into three pieces.
1294
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,120
Then put them back on.
1295
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:56,840
No! That means defects!
1296
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,840
Does it?
1297
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,880
What do we do?
It's too big for us to carry.
1298
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,440
I have a wicked idea.
Stuff like this, leave it to me.
1299
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,800
We singe it with a candle
to make it lightweight.
1300
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:12,240
Then we put a stick through the bottom
and carry it with no problem.
1301
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,480
This is a Buddha statue, not a corn dog.
1302
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,360
Believe me. I know the tricks.
1303
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,040
-Really?
-Try it.
1304
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,720
Trust me.
1305
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:25,680
Why is it so big though?
1306
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,400
Sadhu...
1307
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:39,600
There're a lot of mosquitoes.
1308
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,080
Oh...
1309
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:43,840
What's that?
1310
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:47,680
I think the abbot is fast asleep
and purrs in his sleep.
1311
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:50,200
So we have nothing to worry about!
1312
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,520
-Let's carry it.
-Yeah.
1313
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:54,520
-Put a stick through the bottom?
-No.
1314
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,200
Just carry it.
1315
01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,160
Father Nim is so fleshy.
1316
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,600
Almost like human.
1317
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:03,640
Yeah!
1318
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,840
Oh...
1319
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,360
Let's go! The abbot's probably awake!
1320
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:10,200
Come on! Open the door!
1321
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,640
Why does he keep purring?
1322
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,320
Hurry up!
1323
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:22,200
Play some music.
1324
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,520
Father Nim!
1325
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,480
My dad's going to be so rich.
1326
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,960
-But he's really fleshy.
-That's why he floated.
1327
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,120
Why are you growling?
1328
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,080
Let's show it to my dad.
1329
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,280
Right.
1330
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,320
Hello, Phra Noi.
1331
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,760
This is me, Phra Yokyek.
1332
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,040
I'm not sure. It was dark when we left.
1333
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,840
But I know that they sang
Bualoi on the way here.
1334
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,600
I think you should sing Bualoi
when you leave the temple.
1335
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,720
I remembered which parts
they turned left and right.
1336
01:27:25,952 --> 01:27:26,872
Okay?
1337
01:27:27,272 --> 01:27:28,120
Right.
1338
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:30,280
I have to go now.
1339
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:31,800
They're back.
1340
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,200
Where is Father Nim?
1341
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,800
It's so majestic!
1342
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,240
Father Nim.
1343
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,040
He's fleshy!
1344
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:48,800
Is this a statue or a bun?
1345
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,120
-Statue.
-Buddha statue?
1346
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,600
-Authentic one.
-Okay. Great.
1347
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:54,120
You did a great job.
1348
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:56,160
This is the first time
you accomplished something.
1349
01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:58,920
-Close the door.
-Close it.
1350
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,040
Careful.
1351
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,680
Cross the bridge and go straight.
1352
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,320
Bualoi, my dear friend
1353
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,040
Why did you have to leave me so soon?
1354
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:29,920
Bualoi, where are you now?
Do know how I miss you
1355
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,920
Bualoi
1356
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,160
Bualoi!
1357
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,160
Wait for me!
1358
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:40,080
After "how I miss you, Bualoi,"
you'll see a roundabout.
1359
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:42,400
Keep to the right and straight ahead.
1360
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:47,920
Bualoi was a young lad with lazy eyes
A hunchback and awkward nature
1361
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:53,480
He might be far from beautiful
But he had a heart of gold
1362
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:59,320
He's with you when you're lonely
He cooked for you when you're hungry
1363
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:02,480
He took care of you when you're weary
1364
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,720
Bringing you medicine to ease your pain
1365
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,120
Bualoi was drafted
1366
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,440
Though handicapped
He's still can be a soldier
1367
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:15,000
Wait for me!
I'm going to out speed you, watch me!
1368
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,160
Go straight, Phra Noi.
1369
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:20,040
After the solo finishes, you'll be here.
1370
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,760
He could put up with anything
1371
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:25,320
He's helpful to those in need
1372
01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:29,040
He shared your sufferings
Not just in for his happiness
1373
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,480
Okay.
1374
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:34,920
Bye-bye.
1375
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,440
Boss! Boss!
1376
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:44,520
We're going to be super rich!
1377
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:47,120
-They came to deliver the statue.
-Where?
1378
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:50,040
-Outside. Give me your hand.
-My hand is here.
1379
01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,200
-No wonder it doesn't have nail.
-They fell off.
1380
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:55,640
-Sorry. That's why it's flabby.
-They fell off.
1381
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,600
Here comes the money!
1382
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:11,200
Money? That's prison! Let's go now!
1383
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,960
Who invited them?
1384
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,680
Wait for me, assholes!
1385
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:28,280
Hey!
1386
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:30,080
Run! Father! Run!
1387
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,280
-What?
-Come on!
1388
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,920
-You should stay there.
-Don't pull! We don't have undies.
1389
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:38,840
This way!
1390
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,760
Jerk!
1391
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,360
-What?
-You startled me!
1392
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:05,720
Got a rope?
1393
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:08,960
Damn! I'm so amazing!
1394
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,720
Take this!
1395
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,480
Do you want to fight?
1396
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:22,200
Come on!
1397
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:28,320
Damn!
1398
01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:31,320
I still want to fly my kites!
1399
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:35,680
Back off!
1400
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:38,240
Come!
1401
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,320
I'll give you another try.
1402
01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:46,440
Come!
1403
01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:52,280
This is your last chance.
1404
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:55,280
I'm not going to let you walk away.
1405
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,960
Who hit me?
1406
01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:25,040
Damn! That hurts!
1407
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,760
Carabao Daeng contains B12.
Drink it to nourish your brain.
1408
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,800
Spread out and search this whole place.
1409
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,440
What do we do?
1410
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:02,080
Here we go.
1411
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,000
Follow me if you don't want to get caught.
1412
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:18,280
-Look thoroughly.
-I found it.
1413
01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:20,360
Unlimited faith!
1414
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,160
Your number one follower is here to help!
1415
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:26,280
Thank you. Well done!
1416
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:29,760
You're dead!
1417
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:31,720
Don't hit me.
1418
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:45,360
I didn't do it. You did it.
1419
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:49,880
Cool moves.
1420
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:52,160
Search! Search!
1421
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:56,560
What? You're not funny anymore?
1422
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:58,960
-Who wants to be rich?
-I do. I do.
1423
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:01,480
Gun me like this.
1424
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,520
If anything happens, nobody will laugh.
1425
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:05,520
Calm down.
1426
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:08,040
Don't come any closer, or I shoot!
1427
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,840
Killing is a sin.
It's against the first precept.
1428
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,600
This is a monk, not an animal.
1429
01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:16,760
Please put the gun down.
1430
01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:19,720
It's never too late.
You can still be forgiven.
1431
01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:23,920
Angulimala is a ruthless murderer.
But he quits and turns to Dharma.
1432
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,800
He's ordained and becomes enlightened.
1433
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,440
That's nonsense.
1434
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,560
Have you ever heard the story
about a python and a chicken?
1435
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:36,880
A python coils around an egg
without knowing that it's a chicken egg.
1436
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:39,240
Finally a baby chicken
hatches out of the egg.
1437
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:41,280
The python, however,
doesn't eat the baby.
1438
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:43,080
considering the baby her own child.
1439
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:46,080
The baby is not afraid of the python,
considering her mother.
1440
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,200
They live together.
1441
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:52,000
One day, the python and the chicken
go separate ways to find food.
1442
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:54,160
The chicken runs into a fox.
1443
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,720
The chicken says, "May all beings
be free from exploiting each other."
1444
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,240
The fox doesn't listen.
1445
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,320
"Chickens are food. I must eat it"
1446
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:05,680
The chicken has an idea.
"Oh, my mother is a serpent!"
1447
01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:08,640
The chicken jumps at the fox
and coils it to death!
1448
01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:22,920
And that is how things are.
1449
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:25,160
Everybody's so touched.
1450
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:26,320
Phra Noi.
1451
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,560
How can a chicken coil up the fox?
1452
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,080
Come!
1453
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:37,280
Hey!
1454
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,360
You're amazed, right?
1455
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,400
Amazed by me!
1456
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:45,280
Amazed at your accent.
1457
01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:46,920
-Shut up!
-Venerable!
1458
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,240
Don't worry about atama.
1459
01:35:48,312 --> 01:35:49,200
No!
1460
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,040
Venerable, don't worry about me!
1461
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:52,760
How can I not, my friend?
1462
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:59,440
Just shoot him! Don't worry about me!
Come on!
1463
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,480
-Shoot him!
-Stop struggling or I hit you in the head.
1464
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,880
Song! Let the police do his job!
1465
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:09,760
Why are you stuffing a Buddha statue?
1466
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:11,600
Shoot him!
1467
01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:14,560
No!
1468
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,240
You not only look alike,
but are also stupid!
1469
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:26,360
Song!
1470
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:36,000
No! Ood!
1471
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,520
-Em!
-Em!
1472
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,440
Em!
1473
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:43,080
I'm screwed!
1474
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:53,160
Not dead, but close enough.
1475
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,200
Is this what you want?
1476
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,920
Damn! Every one of your bullets hit me!
1477
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,200
Such a good shot!
1478
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:02,680
I heard of spitting lies
with the amulet in a mouth.
1479
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:05,000
But you're spitting bullets!
1480
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:07,800
Song! You are so damn stupid!
1481
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:11,400
Hey!
1482
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,360
-Avenge him for me.
-Sure.
1483
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,400
-Is he dead?
-What's wrong with you people?
1484
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:27,800
Why are you handcuffing me?
I didn't do anything wrong.
1485
01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:30,760
-You're caught red-handed.
-I did nothing wrong!
1486
01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:32,640
-Let's go.
-You did nothing wrong?
1487
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:34,480
-Commander...
-Let me go.
1488
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:36,400
-...avenge him for me.
-Sure.
1489
01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:38,320
-Thank you!
-I did nothing wrong!
1490
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:41,160
-Will they shoot me again?
-Let me go!
1491
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:46,520
Stop growling at us! Move!
1492
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:55,320
A Buddha statue in a distress posture.
1493
01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,000
Father!
1494
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,280
-Hello!
-I'm so glad!
1495
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:06,960
-Father!
-There! There!
1496
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:09,720
Thank you, Ad.
1497
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,280
-It's nothing, Venerable. We're friends.
-Right.
1498
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:16,720
Do you know the way out?
You can sing Bualoi backwards.
1499
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,720
What do we do?
1500
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:22,160
-You're funny, Venerable.
-Yeah, right.
1501
01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:24,720
Loibua!
1502
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,560
I think we'd better not.
Let's go eat noodles!
1503
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:30,600
-And rice with pork too.
-Yeah.
1504
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:32,920
Thank you.
1505
01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:57,880
Hurry up! We'll be late!
1506
01:38:58,480 --> 01:38:59,720
Please get in.
1507
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:01,280
Can I sit with you?
1508
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:04,240
-Come in, come in.
-Scooch over.
1509
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,720
Close the doors.
1510
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:08,800
Come on.
1511
01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:09,960
Close the back doors.
1512
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,160
-We're ready. Let's go.
-Yeah.
1513
01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:16,760
-Hey!
-What?
1514
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:20,600
-Are you really going to do that?
-I'm wearing a hat, I'm not joking.
1515
01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:23,840
It's nothing to do with hat.
If you do it, I hit you real hard.
1516
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,680
Let's go. We have to pick up another one.
1517
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,760
You just hit me in the groin! You...
1518
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:40,320
-It's here.
-Stop grabbing mine.
1519
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:51,680
What?
1520
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:55,000
I don't think we should get in.
There are a lot of dogs.
1521
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,720
Dogs don't bite monks.
1522
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,280
They know who's good and who's bad.
1523
01:40:01,440 --> 01:40:03,040
They don't bite monks, right?
1524
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:05,560
-Right.
-But I'm not a monk. What should I do?
1525
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:06,560
I'm not a monk.
1526
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,720
Tell them you're a temple boy.
They know that, they won't bite.
1527
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,040
-Follow me.
-Yeah, they won’t bite.
1528
01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:16,040
Go!
1529
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:39,240
Oh...
1530
01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:42,640
dogs really don't bite monks.
1531
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,800
True. They just chewed off our robes.
1532
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,520
Hey! Song! Song!
1533
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,800
Hey! Goonsong!
1534
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:06,800
Don't believe what you see.
1535
01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:09,320
Don't believe what you hear.
1536
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:12,000
Don't believe that dogs don't bite monks.
1537
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:14,840
This is proof.
1538
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:16,640
So don't believe the things you see
1539
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:18,160
and don't believe the things you hear
1540
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:21,600
and don't believe
that dogs don't bite monks.
1541
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:24,840
May Buddha bless you.
1542
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:31,080
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